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About Jacksonville miner. (Jacksonville, Or.) 1932-1935 | View Entire Issue (March 25, 1932)
T he J acksonville M iner STERILIZE MILK BY SOUND The discovery has been made that when milk is fed upward through an inverted funnel and a hollow tube, aimed at the funnel just be low its large end, is vibrateti at high speed, like a tuning fork, the con centrateti sound waves kill 90 per cent of the bacteria in the milk. This might put an end to pasteuri zation. The discovery was made by Dr. New ton Gaines, of Texas Chris- tain university. © • o a □ o c fl fl 0) Li o c o 5 0 Z z fa « © U* *fi fl O) w r 1 1 fi j I IM I Z 5 u H Z w J J a CJ Z c/> OÍ o o » Name New Cafe "I’se seed u good many mighty cheerful men whut was fresh wid The Rendezvous owers —and bearin’ de loss of dere wives wld Christian resignution.” Ix*onard’s Rendezvous cufe is the revised name chosen for l^eonard’a cafe, Jacksonville’s newest enter prise und business house. The place, operated by Leonard Swensen, has been given the elongated moniker because of the spread the estab lishment will have when all depart ments are completed. UNPARDONABLE This week marks inauguration of private dining room service, two of There is a story of a visit John the rooms having been completed, Barrymore paid to a haberdasher in Hollywood. After ordering this and work is progressing on two more. Ultimately Swensen plans to and that, he turned to leave. add a dinner dance in the basement, “And your name?” the clerk ask offering the valley something new ed innocently. in the way of entertainment and “Barrymore,” was the chill reply. service. Already the pool hall is op- “Which Barrymore, please?” John surveyed him coldly. ; crating in connection with the first- class restaurant and people have “Ethel.” i begun to show an interest in the I idea. A MOTORIST’S PRAYER Entertainment features, music, possibly a master of ceremonies and Teach us to drive thru life with ultra-modernistic trimmings will be out skidding into other people’s accumulated in the enlarged cafe, business. Preserve our brake lin appropriately called “the rendez- ings that we stop before we go too | vous.” far. Help us to haer the knocks in our own motors and dose our ears WILL ROGERS to the clashing of other people’s | gears. Keep alcohol in our radiators It is reported of Will Rogers and out of our stomachs. Absolve tending a corn crop in that us from the mania of trying to pass Texas, while a neighbor the other auto on a narrow road. corn looks yellow’.” said, “Will, your Open our eyes to the traffic signs “Yes,” said Will, I planted the and keep our feet on the brakes. yellow kind.” This made the neighbor angry BAD SHOWING OF MEMPHIS and he said, “You are not far from a fool, are you?” In proportion to its population “No,” said Will, “jest the fence Memphis has more than eight times between us.” as many murders as take place in New York City. The bulk of the UNGENTLEMANLY killing is done by those who can On one occasion, a conservative neither read nor write. America has lady was taken down to dinner by 5,000,000 illiterates. Winston Churchill. She said to him, “Mr. Churchill, I must tell you that NO UNEMPLOYED IN RUSSIA I don’t like your politics. You may say that it is simply a matter of According to a wireless to the personal taste with me, just as I I New York Times from the Interna might not like your — well, your tional labor office at GeneVa, Rus mustache.” To which Mr. Churchill sia is the only country in the world replied, “I see no reason, madam, which does not admit having any why you should come in contact unemployed at all. The United with either.” States is in the worst condition, with Germany a close second in the COLD SHOULDER race. Great Britain comes next, and then France. The total of unem An old English grandma said, ployed workers in the world is put “You Americans use very flippant at 25,000,000, of whom about half ly the expression ‘Cold Shoulder,’ are in the United States and Ger and I have failed to find one who knew its origin. many. --------------------------- “The English hospitality for cen FLOODS, DROUTH IN AFRICA turies back was famous for its delectable, hot, juicy mutton, but Right at the time when 12,000 when the guest’s stay was prolong cattle were dying of thirst in Zulu- ed for days and even weeks, the sire land there were great floods in the privately told the butler to ‘Serve adjoining province of Cape Colony the shoulder cold until further in which the losses in property notice!” damage due to tremendous floods were enormous. Europe’s winter POLITICS was early, severe and short; Amer ica, in the vicinity of New York, The humor of English political had no winter weather up to Feb campaign speeches, at its best, is ruary 1. unsurpassed. When the late John Morley had finished an oration by requesting his hearers to vote for him, one man jumped up and shout- 1 ed angrily, “I’d rather vote for the devil.” “Quite so,” returned the unruf PAINTING fled statesman, “but in case your PAPERHANGING friend declines to run, may I not then count ».pon your support?” ETC. R.C.CHAPPELL ► I c I■ u Estimates Gladly Given « J a a ■ Phone 13 or Drop a Card to P. O. Box 51, Jacksonville Medford Typewriter Exchange ■ fi U □ # ’S? o H S J s 4 □ g 5 fi © z ex O « 0 Z « O o ◄ ◄ MEN AND WOMEN (By Mirandy) Typewriter Specialists Corner Main and Grape Sts. Medford PHONE 1363 Men's and Ladies' SHOE REPAIRING in the Modern Way A FULL LINE OF SHOE FINDINGS I I JOHNSON’S S hoe R epair S hop Fred L. Johnson, Proprietor We Give SAH Green Stamps 135 West Main Medford I BANK OF ENGLAND V AULTS The vaults of the Bank of Eng land have walls of steel and con crete eight feet thick. Each of the doors leading to the vaults weighs 12 tons and can be opened only by an electrical device. The bank is being reconstructed while business is going on as usual. This recon struction work has already been in progress seven years, and will not be completed until 1935. CLASSIFIED ADS Cent a Word Each Insertion ONE-HALF SECTION LAND —3 miles south La Junta, Colo., 50 acres under cultivation, remain der creek and pasture land; would consider city property as part payment. Write Mrs. Elsie Dur ham, route 1, box 390, Medford. EXCHANGE—Cabinet size Victrola with 15 records for typewriter. See W. S. Blair, opposite postof fice, Jacksonville. TOOLS SHARPENED and light blacksmithing, all work guaran teed. See J S. Fewel, Jackson ville. FOR SALE OR TRADE —Light wagon, practically new, had very little use. For further informa tion see Charles Horn, Jackson I ville. “I ain’t ever met no woman dat uin’t had some secret sorrow dut she tole to everybody.” “Ef dey’s ole muids sorrowful an* sad becaze dey uin’t got no husbands, an’ ef dey’s murried, dey’s unhappy becuze dey ain’t free an’ is tied down to u man.” “Women is a lot more perseverin’ dan men, un’ no mutter how you fix ’em, dey’ll hunt ’round till dey find something to be miserable ’bout.” “A husban’ is a handy thing to have around de house, 'specially when de rent comes due.” Moonlight, like sunlight, inter feres with the successful reception of radio, which is ubout 100 per cent better when the moon is be low the horizon. Sixteen per cent of the motor ve hicles made in the United States in 1930 were exported. FOX MEDFORI) CBATB11AN * Friday, Saturday, March 25-26 G eorge O’B rien “The Day Caballero” Sunday, Monday, Tuesday March 27-28-29 WILL ROGERS in t‘Pleasureand Business’] Wed., Thura., March 30-31 “Two Kinds of Women” Featuring MIRIAM HOPKINS Mats., Week Days 20c Eves., Sun. Mats., 30c Fox Rialto xlwSeat 15c EASTER GREETINGS Are Sent You Ry The Jacksonville Exchange New and Second Hand Goods We Trade for Anything Worth Handling GET YOUR TRADE ( ARD FOR AN ELECTRIC < LO( K Post Office Box 61 Garden Hose $3.98 50-foot Length, With Fittings Firestone Tires and Tubes Coleman’s Hardware WE SELL FOR CASH PHONE 13 WOOL SACKS 60c Each Good Hardwheat Flour, 49-pound sack $1.25 Jacksonville Cash Store PHONE 142 WE DELIVER CLEAN UP SALE Lumber Bargain Our stock includes a number of small quantities and odd lots of lumber that we are very anxious to dispose of and to do so are going to offer the same at considerably less than cost: READ CAREFULLY 8-in. 2nd grade Cedar Shiplap, dry, per M $12 4-in. Round Edge Common Rustic, per M... $11 6-in. Channel Rustic, 2nd grade, per M..... $14 1 and 2-inch Pine Flume Lumber at Record Breaking Prices 6-in. No. 2 Common Shiplap, per M.............. $11 No. 1 Split Cedar Posts, ali heart, each... 15 Vi»® 2x4s, 2x6s and 1x12s Common, per M $7 Sale Dates— MARCH 26 to APRIL 2, Inclusive Cash and Carry Lumber Company REMEMBER—No Telephone and No Office Mean» a Saving for You 201 South Fir Street, Medford »
