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About Jacksonville miner. (Jacksonville, Or.) 1932-1935 | View Entire Issue (March 4, 1932)
T he J acksonville M iner --------------------------------------------------- - 1930 there were 14V persons who anyone’s name as all the names BIRTHDAY ANNIVERSARY The Jacksonville Miner ing had total net profits of $866,661,- would be the same. We’d go even PROVES FORTNIGHT EVENT Published Weekly at 694. Each of these persons had a further and have all the Smith in JACKSONVILLE, OREGON itials the same. So: A. B. Smith. “I had quit having birthdays, but net income of over a million dollars With everyone with the same name now I wouldn’t mind having them a year; eight of then« hud incomes perhaps we’d get them correct once every once in a while,” Mrs. lee C. of more than $5,000,000 a year. In addition, 19,539 people, with In in a while. LEONARD HALI Editor and PublUhar Port declared upon receiving num comes of from $50,000 to $1,000,000 “ And last but not least, ” Gould MAUDE POOL —Appiccata Editor erous greetings and reminders from By R. C lay C happell a year, hud a total income, net, of said, “we’d want a battery of one- her friends during the last week. $2,112,721,137. —The Golden Age. finger typewriters so that those of AddreM AU Communications to Bos 138 Getting dates badly twisted re 111—THE DELUGE us who use the ‘hunt and punch* Subscription Rates, in Advance: sulted in the Applegate extension One Year------ 11.00 Six Montha------- 50c system would absolutely be in our The descendants of the first man unit sending the first reminder over FIND AGED ELK HORN Headquarters: glory’.”—Pacific Printer and Pub- and woman gradually spread out ON THOMPSON ( REEK THE NUGGET CONFECTIONERY the radio a week early. Greetings lisher. Telephone 162 over the earth. And us time went and an appropriate song were sent on they differentiated into two over KMED during the friendship Applegate cluims something else WHAT GOVERNMENT main tribes, one becoming black hour. Next on the list was a sur besides evergreen bluckberries and COULD DO skinned while the other remained prise in the form of a birthday cake Christmas trees. It has an elk horn. pure red men as Kamookumchux presented by the women of the ex The specimen was found by Wai In his recent message to the Wis (God) had created them. tension unit at the regular meeting ter Miller and Henry Kubli recently consin legislature Governor Philip But the seeds of dissension had Tuesday. The cake proved not to be when they were trapping on the OREGON CLUBWOMAN La Follette wrote: “They will tell been planted in the human race a cake after all, but the means of a head of Thompson creek. The horn, HONORS VALLEY LAND you that the government cannot put imbedded in moss, wus in a good when the woman stole God’s fruit handkei chief shower. 5,000,000 men to work, although Mrs. Charles E. Hines of Forest they forget that they put 4,000,000 and as the people became numerous On the morning of February 25, state of preservation and hud sev Grove, well known in this city and American young men to work at there was much quarreling among the exact birthday date, housework eral points. Considering that elk huve not in sister of Mrs. Miles Cantrall, was the business of war; that they them and soon they were fighting at the ranger station was disturbed habited the vulley for 50 years, this and killing each other. elected at Vancouver, B. C., as Ore squandered by numerous telephone calls from $40,000.000,000 of relic of u mighty monurch is almost Now the people of that day were other friends who “had remem gon delegate to the League of American money in the most waste ancient. of gigantic stature, many of them Western Writers to meet at San ful and futile war of modem his bered.” Francisco next August. The league tory. And still they will «ay that being from 12 to 15 feet in height Saturday evening Mrs. Port was is comprised of 11 western states, you are extravagant and wasteful and of corresponding girth and one of five who received birthday Alaska and Canal Zone. And on a and visionary because you propose weight and so when they fought! cakes at a February party at Beav recent business trip she was inci to spend millions or billions to build there was much havoc wrought. er school house. Her cake was a To the red people Kamookum-, "bonafide” construction that time. dentally ferreting out writers and highways and bridges and power trying to arouse them to import plants that will make the farmer’s chux came many times, in person, PAINTING The windup came Sunday morn ance of the league. and the worker’s life better and trying to persuade them to live in ing when she followed the benevo PAPERHANGING Mrs. Hines, who has been highly happier. You may spend tens of peace but to those who had become lent custom of giving to the Sun ETC. honored throughout the United millions to destroy, but nothing to black-skinned He would not appear. day school a penny for every year. But the Indians did not give heed States, has been visiting her sister build a richer and finer life.” “That makes me feel oldest of to His kindly counsel and at last all,” Mrs. Port said. Her age? One Estima ten on the Applegate and graciously Kamookumchux warned them that permitted publication of the follow can never tell, but the collection box WAR IS WICKED Gladly Given if they did not cease fighting and received a hundred cents. ing poem, dedicated to southern Oregon: Phone 13 or Drop a Card to A certain nation uses the bill- killing each other He would destroy them by a great flood. P. O. Box 51, Jacksonville boards for educational purposes. BIG INCOMES TOO BIG THE LURE OF SOUTHERN This warning also was ignored One of its posters tells the people The big incomes are too big. In OREGON that “war is wicked, wasteful, stup and so Kamookumchux selected the id and unnecessary. Fifty nations smallest man and the smallest wo I have wandered in the forests Where the pines and blossoms grow, by treaty have outlawed war. Why man from among the Lalacas, an not disarm?” Now what nation do cestors of the Modocs, and directed SOUND HORN FOR CURB SERVICE By the rippling streams of music, And I’ve watched Rogue river flow. you suppose it is that is so inter them to go to the top of a very ested in peace? One of the Chris high mountain. Also they must take with them a I’ve climbed the mighty Siskiyous tian nations, of course. Not at all. pair each of crows and of hawks The professedly Christian nations And viewed the.lakes so grand; are not Christian at all; they are and a pair each of white rabbits When it comes to genuine living, Sandwiches, Fountain Drinks, Candy, Cigars pagan. Well, what country was it and of white deer. I choose this Oregon land. Barber Shop and Pool Hall in Connection that put up the posters that war is This the chosen couple did and wicked? Answer: It was China, no sooner had they reached their For I see the natural beauty HEADQUARTERS FOR poor heathen China, trying to tell haven of safety than the waters That greets each aawning mom, her own people what is right, but covered the earth and as the flood T he J acksonville M iner And I live again with nature actually telling the hypocrites of rose about the mountain every liv Where rare blooms her gowns Christendom what is wrong with ing thing in all the world was de adorn. PHONE 162 their way of life.—The Golden Age. stroyed save the man and woman on the mountain top and the birds What’s the use of journeying, THE DETONATING RAY and animals with them. Or of seeing any other state ? I have found here peace and com- But even then the water contin The Schminkus detonating ray. ued to rise and the couple became fort, Southern Oregon, just close your sometimes called the “death ray,” frightened and started to build a the invention of a young German, canoe. gate. can explode at a distance ammuni Then Kamookumchux came to Besides being a noted writer and tion dumps, cartridges, bombs, hand them and told them that, if they poet, Mrs. Hines has made many grenades, sea mines, and all simi would trust Him, He would not al motion pictures. Her method of lar material in which explosives are low them to be harmed. And true to filming is unique. She writes a na used. The ray is expected to make their faith in Him, he formed a ture or educational poem and has it all side arms, machine guns and wall of spirits about them and al put to music, then goes out and has cannon useless, as the ammunition though the flood rose high above the scenes filmed. She has made can be exploded inside the weapons. the mountain top they remained films for Washington and Califor The same will apply also to air safe and secure. nia and is now working on one de planes and tanks, it is believed.— When the waters receded Kamoo picting scenes and industries along The Golden Age. kumchux bade the man and woman the Old Oregon trail for national to go forth and populate the earth radio work. SAN FRANCISCO’S WOMEN and to live evermore in happiness and peace. A settlement house in the central URGES IDEAL CITY (To be continued.) part of San Francisco offered free FOR NEWS WRITERS ! lunches for unemployed women, GET WORD OF DEATH In the Santa Cruz mountains thinking that possibly several hun OF APPLEGATE WOMAN there is a colony of idealists located dred might be helped. They were in a place they have named Holy swamped when more than 3,000 re- Word has been received on the City, owned and managed by a cult, , sponded to their invitation. The ap Applegate of the death of Mrs. plicants were mostly office workers headed by a father and a mother Lucy McLoughlin which occurred at and following unusual precepts of temporarily unemployed. — The Santa Rosa, Calif., Feb. 15. Appar Golden Age. living. It is v®ry modern, has its ently in good health until a few own radio station, and is a most hours before her death, the passing picturesque and interesting place. MILLER-STOKES WEDDING of this woman came as a shock to IMPRESSIVE CEREMONY Recently the Fill-the-Hole club, a her relatives. Had she lived one day group of newspaper writers, held Mr. and Mrs. Edward M. Stokes longer she would have reached her its monthly meeting and banquet at 83rd birthday. Holy City. Doubtless inspired by i are at home to their many friends Mrs. McLoughlin, who had made the rarified and unusual atmos in their new place of residence at her home at Santa Rosa, was a Oakland, Calif., following a beau phere and the exotic surroundings, well known resident of Applegate the speaker of the evening, Bill tiful ceremony at the chapel of the about 15 years ago. She leaves a Gould, painted a word picture of Oaks church at 6 p. m. Sunday, son, Frank McLoughlin, of Med another Holy City, one especially February 21, in which Mr. Stokes ford, and a daughter, Mrs. Lucy planned for the comfort and con and Miss Vivian Miller, formerly Patterson, of San ha Rosa. Burial venience of newspaper writers. A of Jacksonville, were united in mar took place in the California city. few of Mr. Gould’s remarks follow: riage. Miss Miller was given in mar “I suggest you found a new Holy riage by Gus Erickson, an old SAWDUST KEEPS WOLF City along lines which would make FROM WOLFE’S DOOR it a paradise for newspaper writers. friend of the family. She wore a bodice style dress of eggshell satin “In this new Holy City there trimmed in rhinestones, with a veil Medford sawdust burners have would be an ample supply of shirts caught at the sides with rosebuds. given one man a job who might with sleeves already rolled, and a She carried a bouquet of lillies of otheiwise be another unemployed. large supply of eye shades. There the valley and white rosebuds. John Wolfe of Little Applegate has would be no ‘deadline’ there so that Miss Ann Salivich, a close friend bought sawdust from the Nelson if we didn’t feel like working es of the bride, was maid of honor Purcel sawmill and is engaged in pecially hard we could just take and wore a cream lace dress. trucking it to Medford firms. our time and get in our stories Mr. Wolfe bought the material The bridal party proceeded up the whenever we chose. long aisle of the church to the by the unit, which equals 200 feet “Then we would be supplied with strains of “Here Comes the Bride,” or a truck load, and has already rubber type. If there wasn’t enough played on the pipe organ. Two vo hauled more than 10 loads to Med room to get in a long publicity cal solos were sung, “I Love You ford. Not half of the pile of saw story handed out 30 generously by Truly” and “Oh Promise Me.” Im dust has been hauled, Mr. Purcel persons backing favorite causes, mediately after the wedding a re said. Mr. Wolfe will continue with we’d just squeeze the rubber type ception was given at the home of this work as long as the sawmill and the story would fit. the groom’s parents, Mr. and Mrs. produces, although whether that “We’d want a murder a day, too. M. A. Stokes, at which time the amount will be large or small, is Have them committed just in front couple received many gifts. That not known. of the office so that all we’d have evening the newlyweds departed for to do would be to sit in the window Sacramento for a brief honeymoon. • George B. Coffeen, homesteader with our feet propped up and note Mrs. Stokes had been employed of Thompson creek, has started a the details as they occurred. in Silver’s department store for the new house on his property. He is “Then in this new Holy City for last three years, and the groom is doing the carpenter work himself ADDRESS BOX 138, JACKSONVILLE newspaper men, everyone would be associated in business with his and will have a fireplace. Last sum named Smith. In that way we father, owner of the Eastmont mer Mr. Coffeen was employed on the Gold Beach bridgé. wouldn’t be charged with misspell- theater. Modoc Traditions EDITORIAL R.C.CHAPPELL THE NUGGET Bigger and Better Than Ever! The Miner has been growing steadily SUBSCRIBE TODAY! Join the rapidly swelling list of regular readers ONE YEAR ONE DOLLAR Six Months Fifty Cents %
