Portland evening journal. (Portland, Or.) 1902-1902, June 03, 1902, Page 4, Image 4

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    -;.- ALFRED D. .BOWBH'
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1TLAND, "ORE. JUNE 8. 1002
CITY SUBSCRIBERS .
city aubscrlbor fall to secure
paper tbcy will confer a favor if
' will call us flala joe and eater
HONESTY (n BUSINESS.
Bew lv J. Jc N. tathrov
. Orac Hethodiat JfcnWmel Cfcweti
tbJo$k4a mnramaa
unday evenlngl an the subject of "R
'a aueee
la chief ,' d ,th hueition W to wn.
i or not m maa ean be oocessfut la
neaa and li abaoot-' ffi,tfefci-'.g.
a deduct were 14 a nM mT S
t highly successful If h b honest la
management of hla business affair.
,vie course of big remark Dr. I throe
1 statement by a prominent bus!-
1 man of Tortlahd, In which the latter
- ,l'. that no main eo'uld icnduc a ul
- 4eataHM('UiMinjrr: wpe
y a mercantile concern, and; not, lie.
i cited Ucaf ot the ceattiae Who
j for a Certain article which la not
. stock. anLwho. given, by the aaie-
i something atmllar but which, ia not
i exact thin, he wants.' This boalnaw
n ended-hia, statement with tho Jol-
' The customer who ia ia tola aenaa da
u iled and doe not know It I not real'
Jefrauded.' ''
he philosophical bearings ot tb ques-
a reata upon the definition of honaoty.
onedefih tosnesty absolutely and in
abstract, perhaps there ta little of
- in the world. Society i honeyeembee
v .h mora or lea of dishonesty. , Of ten
!t arise even from considerations of
irtesy, desire to avoid Injury to an-
lier'a feelinga. The most conscientious
- rchman will decline an invitation to
a where he does not deeire t$ go, with
lesaiona or regrei mat are inainaere.
: that are kindly aa4 Better than bru
i declination ,wtth . the actual reason
- en. V .5tf4 r I-' A4' v
Thia la an illustration from aroryday
" yet ia fully a apptlcabl aa any
i er. . '
i'ut'thara ara aertala recognlaad le
nd of bonaaty that man must recog-
i i if they auoceed in buatana' Indeed,
: i trua that honesty toward a ouatomer
A maka fo bbldUf hla trade. Though
i t might 1M etta aalot Certainly would
t . ract tnaay persona who would, learn
t .at, the exact truth could be known at
t it man' establishment and would de
ia upon it ,ln Ue future. ' . j -
t tmperciai eUahonesty bear the aeed
i ' disintegration. Just a4 lmtnorallty fn
c Jie sneral deAth and1 pnyalcal disregard
i f the law of health brljigs on dlaeaae.
. f might W warraatod avaa ia (om
s Six a to assert that honesty in poll-
j9llt asaurs yermaneney of aacoesa
f nlght isauao temporary failura, but It
.ii acaccely- be denied that when the
. uiy of tha voters learn that a man may
i " depended upon as' honest with them,
ber things being equal, he will perma
reitly hold their auppoti' ' ,
It; ia not only good religion and good
;tiUoophy ta)" preach honesty in busi
i.esa and mA pt tha relations of Ufa, but
;t i good poller. It would b a poor out
L.me . front' Tlcal prttnlac and argu.
i .eat iV oitalfla that aught bat honesty
k-.t-f jporjusf Atly tha best reaulU. In
pnsaa oi i nrnan existence.
f
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111
U -la ta parfunetory manner that
Itriand welcomes the commercial trav
f'frs, . They are' entitled to pleasant
renting and . high ' honors from aij ot
-e people.";' t , , ,
v,ree one to search tot i body ot men
: ;,a combined tha needed qualities of ln-
Meene .'brain, actlrlt. BenetraMnn
a . ability, honesty and . those attributes
,t make men "good fellows," ho might
rt obtain tha object of hla quest among
hoots ot travel log mea who are hare
yaad who represent th great Job-
t bouses and factories of the United
"a. 1 , ' , i '
e commercial traveler 1 the product
an evoluU&naly; process, in keeping
i the ft-enerat law that gorerna the
lopaent of the organiams ' social,
cai and mental throughout the tinl
. Tim la hot far In the past wljei
s not too atotaan:;'''
1 retail, waited for pustomers to
Ora. But eventually ihe enter
- r f J can v. holesaler and f aotory
' un errreaslve eampetga
: t'ut JLTbef
have been After 'It aver tJnca and
1 ara '.not 'stow- fa aecurtng ft
' The knight of the grip ia
soldier of commerce waging battl ti
chivalrous manner, daunted at Ob danger,
'iti&K tttOlSUlm to wtm
M tha coatee. -He poaaease tha true aoi-
Mrtg qualltiea, too; atroaf tipaal the bad
tieaald yet kindly when tha battle end;
pressing hU toe with sum demand, yea
proffering acts! of helpfulness when tha
action ia flnlhed. v -i
Qaed eitlaen, food fellow, enUrprising
buslneaa tnaa, loyal friend, Portland baa
a snore walcoame guest than the ca-
merdal traveler.' 'iar' his grip never be
empty, and his futare full of the good
thing that he deserve.
CTiJSOTimn: the state..
gillani I ;'talemwiir spent tW0 for nrework i
tne vrniuunette niver tor tna ronrai ot
' ti THAT MISSOURI ROAST.
, Pa Friday, November . 1900. the Ora-
tonlan thus wrote concerning Mlasonrl
and the Louisiana. Purchase Fair for
which St. lioule waa asking an appro
priation from the VederaJ Ooveramentr
rTney ahouid not sat a cent from Coo
aeaa for tbel jttr, hey . ahouid 4 bo
obiia-ad ta nAcent Blunged coin for, a-
aiaalon. and at tha time of their abow
BUVtoula ahouid be "deUvered over to
riot Ilka tha ona they bad ta June, ao
that aobody will avttead It" j
Thia brutal lenguaga waa called forth
froan.Jhf Oregoniaa beeanaa aOaaeus.
had gone etnooretlev Sat St IVouls ra-
ceivod 'mJWm , km " Coagreaa for ;
fair, and oreapecta for a riot thore are
pt VJtiod:a 'thearW'.lh Wrt1'1
thaOfegniaaeonttouea to atill lta dla-
dTaoafur: taatiei at5 wneivHtaed polltieal
vwtarev.i'T, T f .T: o-V;. -. ,j
Tju buaao rag of tha Oregoa Journal
laUn tmnt U enAraeterietla of its
tolerance. . ; '
, IF THEN, WHY NOT NOW?
In M97. when Eaatero RepubUoan ap
pealed to the Orevoa UgWatura to -
turn jonn ' m. . amcneii ,,snL,jf,"T5
States Senate, THH ORUQONIAIC TOtD
THQSB EASTJCRNERS T ttTW Tiar
hKMNinoM BOW-WOWS. ofHordi
that etteot, and that; Ch4oa &
toad ta haa own basineaa. Wawaa wt
distinctively potltlcal , pffloa wa at
stakei aaofBo that, Sladtir jpertln
thi qutIon of KhtodlM
Joha lnltb of
Oreaonlan. Waa the candidate uvoiveo.
Thia fear when, fn atate Issuea were eon
eerned, AND BTaTB XSST7X8 ONtT. the
Oregonlaa offered aa the aole reason why
the Ifntthewa maohlna should -be sup-
kamIi that the East, aska Oregon to
vote for W. J. Fumlah. T perunen
Question in the present election wa:
WAS 2T OREGON AS WELL ABLE
TO ATTEND TO HER OWN AFFAIRS
IN IMS AS SHE WAS IN 18OTT
.. . . 1 II II I 4 7
CASE OF HABIT.: 4 !
"It waa pretty hard to have the.honey--
moon clouded before we.l!d"n mar
ried two hourA- 'eompiamea - a - newiy
married man. "Fact la. though, the ex
citement ot the Wedding day took away
tha little aenae I bad rembinlnar.
W wero married at noon, and after
dodging the customary rloe and old hoes
wa left for tha station, we naa nareiy
time ta eatch the train, and I rushed
uo to the ticket window at once. : Then.
6nea more, we -had to run the gaunuet
of friend, who think it imart to throw
rtoe .down one' oollar and have, it, alft
down into o' fhoea,; :; y- ,
"We' got into the train at last and
when it taftd t batd c 1gK or reliefs
WDen the collecter came around tar tlofcJ
ets I handed mine ovate -Mivi tooklos
at It for a moment. ."ha asked . me if iBaw'
lady wa tteratnf -witjLtna. tiow: am
That waa the lent atrawj and I nap:
ped. out for him to mind hi iOWn usl
That ia what I ami trying to do. bev
answered coldly, j Oa mora ticket.
pleas. t -c ; v-- i '' ' 'y'--'k,y
Then It flashed noon me that. Iri the
hurry and axettement of the moment I
had forgotten that I bad a -wt'JvPaW
the other fare, and 4ried to laugh It off,,
but the look that my wife gave me will
linger with nib-aa. kRr a I live, it
took me. two hour to argue her out ot
the Impression that Z didn't love her any
mora, and she Isn't fully satisfied yet,"
Chicago Jotirflat
in'
. TIMELY TIPS.
Hold a red-hot Iron to the head of the
screw for a short time and use the screw
driver while the (crew I stlu hot to re
tnove" a Tonsty aerew. .
Cut glass should have the greatest ear
handling. A. wooden tub - should be
used for washing, and the water Id Which
la cleaned ahouid haver be tod warm
for-tha- bandav . ' ...
Black lace may be , washed m -warm
water to which a little borax ha been
added la the proportion of a teaspooafni
to a pint. Thl lace should never be dried
by the Are, a it will turn rusty. To
sponge It use an bid black kid glove.
If in making split-pea oop a teacupful
whipped cream t put in the tureen
just aa the aotip la poured over, the lot'
provement in flayer of the soup will be
noticeable. The puree haa sometimes a
flat, even watery taste that is 'not at
alt agreeable, wbtcb the whipped cream
entirely remove., , v . , -
- ' i f "n- Hi - " ; ;
' Not Always True. '
the following ambiguewe advertisenteht
recently appeared la a Detroit paper;
NoticeIf S who Is supposed to fe
Chleagoi will communicate with hie
friend at home he will, hear of ome
th'lnr to his advantage. . His wife ia
aoad."v ,V-:v i:vf.'V 'A. -:.,;
of
-ilKot Her Fatilt :
- nenro tne niaster cempiaimng-io toe
coot that the egg ho- had for breakfatf
were not freak" said Mr. Cochin China
to hi wife, k i v t , i '
They were -fresh when I laid them,"
jsrr''"i km, coriiin cu'.ia, tarry.-e
8m rem ) making big prep&ratlone to
lltee ftho Federated Trade Assembly
Mnrifctf tomorrow.
' An Aa torts, lumber company recently
dosed !dv deal to-ahip half a million feet
it clear sproee and n lumber to a Chi
oagolflrna, f ' -., ;';'-'.v:.-.'-'s';.
wt, r." . i. ! i.i ;:. -
Gold ' Hill U all activity, maay 'new
dwellings being' eonstrweted. - The city
wilt aooa he lighted with electrleKy, '
Harry Oraaem, who attempted to wreck
the apeeial train of E. H. Harrioiaa aeat
Kosebarg, haa been entned to- three
year la tho penitentiary, - v
The creamery building at Daytea at
nearly completed - and - operations win
a begun.
v A daUy stage wlU -be run into the Blue
Uvea eatntng district from Eugene after
July I. .
. WITH THE JOKESMITHS.
' ' ' SQUARING THE CIRCLE.
T hear ha la a rounder.":--...
''He is; but he's oa tb square-VNew
Tork World. . r ..r
MISSED A FEW BIRTHDAYS.' V
"How old did Maude aay aha waaf
- Twenty-two. -. --'iT..l.,
. T thoufht she was older than 'that"
; "So ahe waa."Kew Uork Time.
xS: X w ELECTRICAU -', "
"Oladya," be sighed, a he leaned to
ward tha frivolous young thing; "aiadjre.
there, la something within tne that telle
ate that you love - me something : that
thrills through and through me, bearing
a meage' I j:-'-,.,.,:.-....'. .
"Heury.'H Interrupted the maiden fair.
"you have evidently -eross-elreutted a
wlrelee message that I have nothing to
do wltbWudge. -
'iS 80 IT DOES. ;;?'
"What's the purpose of: bacteriology.
anyway??' '.- "v
"Well, It reduces worrying to a posi
tive science,-for ona thing. "Brooklyn
Ufa i '..., fl
' -LITERART fAlLURE.
"Ton frankly confess that your novel
failed because of a taCk'of literary akllir
"I do." answered the author, "The man
who wrote the advertisement w no
good.- Washington Star.
About Titled People.
The Emperor of' Germany and his el
dest sister, Princess Charlotte Of Baxe-
Melnlngen, have both been up In a bal
loon. It was, however . a captive one,
and their ascent took place at Pari dur
ing the International exhibition of U7.
when It may be remembered the moat gi
gantic balloon ever produced used to as
cend daily from the Place des Tulllerieo
to a height so great aa to almost dis
appear from sigbt, . then to be drawn
back tb earth by mean of a couple of
very powerful stationary steam englnea
King Edward, Queen Alexandra, the
late Duke of Albany,, the Duke of Bruns
wick and of Cumberland, who : at that
time bore the title of Crown Prince of
Hanover, and likewise the late "Prince
Jerome Napolon, all made one or more
ascent in this balloon, as did also Old
Queen Isabella of Spain, the Crown
Prince and Crown Princes of Denmark,
the King and Queen of Oraeoe, and, of
Lcourse. King Leopold of Belgium. Prince
Frederick Leopold ot Prussia, has been Up
several times in the military balloon on
the Tempel Hot maneuver ground near
Berlin... ..x,.; i.,JL-
Archduke Leopold Salvator ot Austria
Hungary, excited a good deal of criticism
by hla love of aerial, flights. .Not con
tent with making trip on hi own ac
count in one or' another, of tha three
large - balloon which he had , made,; he
commence taking hla -wife and cnU
drea with him. There are many mem
ber of other reigning houae who have
made aerial trip, notably tha King of
Italy's two cousin, the Count of Turin
and the Duke of Abruesi. " The Duke of
Abrusal in parUculae, made a number of
ballooning ; trlpa before;, starting OS his
Arctic expeditions with the' eoject or
ecertalnlng to what extent he could
rrttltie thl mode of conveyance in , tne
polar tegions. , , '
PECULIAR AND PERTINENT.
In many parts at South America the
natives catch and kill butterffle tor en
tomologist by mean of the blow pipe. , -
There 1 a prejudice in the navy against
giving a woman'a nam to a war vessel
eny ' type. It 1 believed to be un
lucky. ' . . ' , '
The City of Mexico, in it great pre
paratory school, ha replaced Latin by
English and made it a four year' ob-
Igatory course.
It ha been proposed to establish la
London a chain ot "garages," where au
tomobiles may be cared for and, operator
secured.- . '.. . --
Longfellow- turned out about one vol
ume of poem a yeara for many years:
nearly tour years waa required lor hi
ranalaUon ot "Dante."
The British government ha ordered the
immediate purchase of .13,000 hores in
Hungary. They will be ehipped ..from
Flume to South Atkica. ' . r , ' .
The lalatTd of Sakhalin,' the great penal
colony of Russia, ha splendid forest, of
and pine, for which a' market can
readily be found In China.. !
The rotation ot a waterspout at the
surface "of the aea has been estimated by
Professor Blgelow aa S64 mtlee aa hoar,
or nearly lx miles a minute. : -Vvi'5 -r--.z
" Analysis.-: 1
She After alL what la the difference
between tllnaien and OelusioaT .; -
He Illusion i the ' lovely fandee we
have-' about ourselves; delusion is the
foolish 'fanelee other people have a boat
tbemselvea. Ufa 'r. 1
Big 0aes
'. - E....Tn life's Aook '-'V v?.'?.
Mark', thesa-: tWO.i;!fi"' W--tv ,
Don'fvnd '.. U -'kt
n Detroit Free Preen,
;NEW YORK. June 1-H lecting
wardrobe which' will .bo regie for the
entha- season, the urnmer woman nnaa
herulf much In the , aasae nosltlon aa a
good ecoveratlonejit with the excep
tion that the' difficulty lies in knowing
What not U aelect. Instead, of what not
to aay. for indeed the summer wardrobe
Is It is spelled with a . capiui W eon
tain dainties almost, too . numerable to
mention. . s . , ..
To be aura, le is' a labor ot love to
toll of all the beautiful things designed
for tha season ot 1901; pevertheieaa.
la a despair, because words are- Inade
quate to expr all that tha 7 behold.
Such , a. bewildering maae of laeo and
ieuncea such a earuiVei of eolora all
Mending into one harmonious scheme,
such intricacies of atitchlnga and tuck
lags, It is too daaaling ta think about, ex
ceet to grieve that" tha averaga-atxed
pnr cannot boast them 'aiu
f Never waa there a more transitory
creature than tha summer girt of this
year. - From morning until night h is
continually changing, and it I only the
greater wonder- how she accomplishes so
much and dresses o often within tho
short pac of If hour for she ha only
alx left In which to sleep when a, com-;
plete chedute for a day Is carried out.
There is the ouUng suit tor the walk
before breakfast. This, consisting oT
walking skirt, ahlrt waist and Jacket. U
snarter than ever. The particular grace
and prettlnew of the latest walking skirt
1 really derived from the complexity
ot Its cutting six gores and a front width
la the statistic thereto belonging, and at
the toot of each seam there la a "subtle,
allghtly evase movement. The top St
plainly around tha hips, and la beautiful
ly slim and natty. Ta be ultra-smart,
gray, stitched ia dull black, should bo ae-
r-lected. ' - . -
The ahlrt waist la a Gibson of white
pique or madras adrooplng over a awell
little patent leather belt and smartened,
at the neck with a broad four-ln-hand
tie of the same material. . v v
The jacket matches the skirt and faowi
the "slot-seam" affect It reaches barely
to the hips, and 1 lined either with white
or gray taffeta of satin. '
Tb stockings are dream ot open-work
affair, or they may be of lisle embroid
ered In French knot of a contrasting col
ow These show prettily above tb low
shoe of duU kid laced With strong string
9t mm:.t ....
There has been an effort in certain di
rections to fasten laoed shoe with
strings of a different color, but the vogue
aeem to; hate . been, tranaterred to the
meft and ia therefore "' tabbooed by their j
later, for tha masculine is strictly elim
inated from the ; wardrobe of the ultra
chlo summer woman. H : ,
After the morning cohctltutlonal, there
I the dainty -breakfaat gown of lawn.
White, simply made, or a delicate shade
of bine la very desirable for this purpos,
and the simpler the . tfeslgn the more
comme 11 faut, for early morning is one
of the few pertodt'W'theschedul of
fashion when sitnpity is the quintes
sence of aahion. u:,
following hreakfaak'there la tbe, boui
In the boudoir preceding,- tha seashore
tip, or game of golf .ar ping-pong. If one
is In the country,. Dressing aacques of
dimity trimmed with .ribbon, and ruffles
tdged with Valenclnnea, ara : quit aa
smart aa anything else, on could select,
though there 1 a decided Jeevalng toward
the more elegant effect in . China ' ailx.
To choose the latter, howeven is only, a
matter ef tailing into 'tha raake of the
luaury .Soring, yet thia ia sine ona aoa
of fashionable attire. . '
For. the afternoon gown there are
number ot leslgns, all smart and pretty
Foulard, orepe do chrne mousselipe, or.
gandla, .Unen and chitton all are In de
mand, and aa theee may be mad with er
without lining, more latitude 1 allowed
for economy. .'The Only dlicomfortlng
thought In . connection with these styles
I that they are ao palpably perishable,
but. , if a number of inexpensive deetgn
are Chosen Instead of a few costly ones,
anxiety in, thia direction may easily be
quieted.
On vervnlc afternoon frock, bow
ever, must be included In the selection,
Something put of the ordinary la an open
silk net, ot mala tint, with the aklrt laid
la finely plaited tuck of . graduated
length and flnlahea with a ahapad flounce
entirely apllque, with a ailk hvee of the
same tint, lac also trimming the front.
The bodice, a. smart affair in white
kilted chiffon, ha a dainty little bolero
of th mala lace, ' held together , by
trap of cherry colored velvet, embroid
ered with mat IIk. ,
. Completing the costume Is a bat of mat
tulle, .showing a plentiful trimming of
hue. With a bow of cherry colored velvet
knotted under the brim, and a natural
color speckled paradise plume.
, It la not a breach of confidence to atat
that many women who ara having gown
designed with, yoke hodlce era. border
ing the bodice and yoke detached
that by omitting tha Utter, on haa
bewitching evening dreea. The fact that
afternoon , toilettes thia season . bot
train a long as many of th evening
creations, make them admirably nulled
to thl dual purpose.
I Some Very striking gorwaa, though, are
designed exclusively for evening wear. A
actable example la a model ot pal blue
Bilase chiffon, finished at the hem with
many frill of black lace spangled with
burnished ateei pailettes; great mede
lious of, thia spangled lace connected by
chains Of velvet hold In place the plait
ed chiffon! and a dainty Uttle frilled fichu
drdpea the low. nock and la drawn up on
ona aid under a -choux and Ions end
of black velvet - ' : '
Exaullt evening glove, or 'rather
mtta, are being displayed; tn the fashion
able shop, of Ootham.f rrbeee reach 'al
most to the ehoulder, ana ar ot silk em-
broldered or appllqued with tlHy designs
ot the most expensive laces. Shorter
mtta come for bodices made with elbow
sleeve, which , are alsd i called opera
leevea for some reasoff Quite explicable
outside the realm of dreasmakerdora.
A few women In very exclusive aoclety
in tho metropolta bave-eaken up tha Eng
lish tad of having the arras tatooed. But
terflies, lover knots and Intricate Orien
tal outlines are stamped upon th flesh,
and all in tint In harmony with tha pink
and wihte of the akin. , Th fad hi a pret
ty ona and most likely will be limited to
the, enjoyment of fashion's elect aa it is
very expensive to bare the w tarsi i
cuted by skilled tatoolsta. '
At the fashionable summer resort the
fashion, revived last summer, of w
tor finely knitted shoulder shawle Is
steadily growing In favor and many ex
quisite effect In th chales, to naa th
trictly modish tern, are observed- In
all case they are mad of ailk and bor
der of rosebuds -and leave embroid
ered In raised design ornament many In
addition to a deep sHkfin fringe.
It ia considered the correct thins; also
to have the fringe composed of two col
ola that ofthe chale with the predomi
nating tint in the embroidered design.
MATJDB GRIFFIN.
Short Personal Stories.
They are telling a story lit Washington
.bout the new Secretary .of . the Navy,
any the New York Time. Mr. Moody
-was riding on ona of the Boston surface
cars, and was standing oft th platform
on the side next the gate that protected
passengers from oar coming on th other
track. ' A lady a Boston lady cam to
the door of the car, and, a It atopped.
atarted to move toward tne gate, which
was hidden from her by tho men stand
ing before it t '''"'
"Other aide, please, lady," aald th con
ductor,- He was ignored a only a born
and bred Bostonlan. can ignore a man
The lady took another atop toward the
gate. .-. i v.,-a,v --
"You must get off the other Bide," said
the' conductor.";' 'vl- v '.. '"
T wish to get off on this lde." came
the answer, in tone that congealed th
dfflclal Into momentary alienee. Before
ho could either explain or expostulate
Mr. Moody came to hit assistance. '
"'Stand to one side, gentlemen, he re
marked, quietly; "the lady want to climb
over the gaW . ,
. It may not be generally realised that
the Bishop of Melbourne rejoloee in th
full ham ot Field of Flowers Geo. After
16 yeara' colonial experience he has Just
returned to England as ail assistant In
the diocese of Durham.?! Th :lhop'
name 1 one that only parehta with mora
sentiment than perception could Inflict on
their unresisting offspring, and he-would
have been justified in petitioning Parlia
ment to change It especially When, as aa
Oxford undergraduate, tha too . quaint
nomenclature inspired the crime of pun
ning with whoever heard it. The idea of
going through life saddled with the nam
of Field Flower Geo causea one to lOPK
for John Smith. 'f " '
THREW AWAY
' A' FORTUNE
ODDS OF INFORMATION- .
Tb most dangerous lament Of Illumi
nating gas Is cabonlo oxide.
The original "Ramona" of Helen Hunt
Jackson ia said to be living near Temoc-
ula, Cat -
Aknost slmulUneouslv with the latent
earthquake disturbances tn Central Amer
ica Texas oil gushers have ceased to flow."
Recent analysis hai shown the water
ot spring on Rlpon race course, Eng
land, to be strongly impregnated with
Epsom salts. . ...
New milk give to all Soar confection
richness through its fat, sweetness
through it sugar and mellowneee through
Its proteoid. ; , . .
-V:' Marital . Confldane. v
Mr. Benham Don't yo think I grow
better looking aa I grow older?, '
Benham-Tes, end it' really too bd
you can't live as long hs- they did in
Bible times; you might then become a
yeriUbla beauty-New York. Tlmea -
Once, without knowing K, Lord Kit
chener threw away JO.00O, pound, says
Tld-Bits. It wa when the British troops
evacuated "Bhendy, on the Nile, after the
fall of Khartoum, in 1SSS. Large quan
title Of store and provision Were order
ed to be destroyed because of want ef
mean tor tranportlng them.
Among other thing were 1,000,000 rounds
of various sort of ammunition, all of
which waa to be thrown Into the river
nun. to iutanener ten the duty or see
Ing these orders carried out, and, accord'
Ingly he had every . .case taken out by
boat and dropped into tha middle of the
Wver,';,,,..;;';v.,..; , :; . r--
After it wa all over, and the troops
Were well , on their way down atream
again it wa discovered that among the
cases of ammunition ware two large caet
filled, not with projectiles or cartridge,
but with real golden English sovereigns
10,000 la ach case. , .
, No attempt ha as yet been made to
recover this sunken -treasure, which I
by this time doubtless burled beyond res
urrection in the mud of the Nile.
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rear than ever i that's an assured fact,
, and , Thy not? f There's aothins; mors
sensible and comfortable la hot weather.
Just now are showing a handioms
assortment ot new lines of fancy funnels
and homespuns, splendidly taHorea and
especially good values. -' I . '. ?
$9.35f$0, :
$12.50,514.
515 and $10.
Men's Medina Weight Clothe
Suit and Top Coats ''!'
$10.0ato $35.00.
one price mrmts gtimtitiRi
Larsost CtoUUefs ta the Northwest.
Fourth and Morrixoa Streets
Why: Not
Use )ust plalQ commoa acnaa and don't fret any more
about superfluous hair or other blemlahes on your face f
Science has taught us how to remove these blemiattes and
leave no sears or traces. ComO to ia and weU explain
for nv pay Just how It Is dona. Oray hair restored. Man ;
icnrlnp;.' 1 here's no pocslbl hsrna tn coming In and talk -Ins
it over, and then your salnd wtTI be relieved anyway.
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'Take time-."
To digest "your letter before sending
them to the mail.
To consider, a buslnest proposition be
for passing Judgment. ! .
To analyse your feeling before deciding
upon, matrimony,
To make up your list of invitations to
a home function.
To express your convictions regarding
th characteristics of a person to whom
you are introduced.
To become familiar with all the cir
cumstances, before calling a man a abrl
cator. ..' . ' . .-.'.::;.
To ascertain the merit of a quarrel be
fore Championing either side.
To explain your case before expecting
a favorable opinion.
. - The Burden:' .
Farmer Moss backer Colonel Chlnna-
way. the, politician, declare that he I
In the hand ef his friends.
Farmer Hornbook-Tea, I know he does
but It sorter looks to m that the true
state Of affairs Is that hi friends have
got the colonel on their hands. Judge. '
s ' A Sense of Satisfaction. '
"I suppose yen can claim to have done
Home good while you were In,' congress?
"I can," answered Senator. Sorghum,
"I have put my family beyond every doih
slbility of want for aeveral generation,"
-Washington Bur, :
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Little Tips.
The Juice of a lemon taken In tent wa
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than any anti-fat medicine invented.
The finest ot manicure acid I made
by putting a teaspoonfut of teuton julc
In as cupful of warn wtr. Thl M
move moat stains from the finger sad
nail. ' ' - 7 f - ' ,v
To prevent a mustard piaster fnjurlns
the ekin;'ntt th mustard with the whit
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Toungwed (on bridal tour t would like
room for myself and wlfet .
Hotel aerk-Salte, X suppose T -Toungwed
That' what She' the
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Ping They say that J. Flenont Morgan
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