F rid ay O ctober 28,1932 BEAVERTO N Meier Applauds Hoover Leadership vou B U Y > n O S E L L f: - " I see the jury acquitted the girl that killed her employer, on the ground of insanity." "Yes, and quite right, too. Anybody who kills an employer these days is certainly crazy.”—Farm Journal. Wise WUUa Father (sternly)—You know why I ’m going to whip you? Willie—I could make a guess, but I ’m not going to—’cause it might be something you don’t know about, an I ’m not taking any foolish risks like that.—Boston Transcript. \ One L om * Distinction. First Hobo (surveying stream of pleasure seekers)—T ’ ates ’olidays. Makes yer feel common nobody ain t workin.'—London Opinion. T ran ecrip t Bores. Talleyrand was driving one day with a very boresome young diplomat who insisted on talking too much. In an­ other carraige Talleyrand saw some one indulging in a big yawn. He im­ mediately caught the bore by the arm. "Hush! he cautioned, "you are over­ heard." A modern tale of a bore related W T. runs thus A tipsy fellow had for hours been boring a New Yorker with his pointless conversation Suddenly he punctured his silly remark* with a loud "Hie." whereupon he aaked the other's pardon. "Don't apologize was the response "That Is the most elo­ quent thing you've said tonight’ Boston Transcript. * 1 ' Only Exceptions Bronson Have your w l f s a n d daughten fallen for Lady Nico.lne' J o h n * » Yes. the goldfish and the cat now are the only things at our house that don’t have to Se supplied w ith cigarettes —CtaclnnaU Enquirer. 10 CENTS A L IN E PER TIM E W IN 15.00 — Credit on Guitar or banjo lessons. Tune in K X L at 7.30 every Thursday night. Ray Wilkin­ son, 142 Broadway, cor. Alder. MRS. DOW NING — Gifted Card ETHEL A SAC RY- Chiropodist and nurse; $1 for both feet; $1 for steam Reading, daily 50c. Sundays in­ bath: $150 for massage. Rm. 607, cluded 551 Belmont near 12th, 327 Wash. RE 5676 A pt 2. EAst 0738. ■ — irrrr :— —■ PROFESSIONAL DIRECTORY MRS. M. L. LAM AR, Psychic reader. Psychology Cards. Palm­ istry 289 South Broadway, naar J. E. BUCKLEY. M. D. Jefferson. Houra 10 a. m. to 8 Postoffice Bldg., Multnomah. Oregon p. m. BEaoon 988a Licensed. Office AT 4756 Rea. AT. 5048 W EST COAST COLLEGE of Muarc 508 Stock Exchange Bldg., teach­ ers Piano, Voice. Dunning Dept Violin, Guitar, Banjo, Saxaphonc, TEN CENTS a line per issue Trumpet, Clarinet, Accoruian. Man­ I Count five words to the line. Then I dolin, Crchestra, and all Band The statement follows: j ount your profits. Cash should Instruments. Violin with outfit, SUN R A Y TR E A TM E N TS - Neuri­ ROOFING “ My support of Mr. Hoover is based 1 accompany the 75c per week, Call ATwater 4615 order. When a tis, muscular and poor circulation solely on the belief that his re-election statement i* required the charge Is treated. 186 North 18th, near would be better for Oregon, and tetter 15c per line, minimum 50c Irving, BIS. 4255. ROOFING, Gutter Work of All PA T E N T A TTO R N E Y for the other 47 states of the Union, kinds, patch work a specialty low­ than would be the election of Mr est cost. War Veteran, 462 b.h St. These Classified Ads appear In 5 H A R R IE T T MARSH - Psychic Card Roosevelt. PATENTS, Thomas Bilyeu, Regis­ near Jackson AT 4900. Reader. Appointments Dally 9 a. newspapers : Beaverton Enterprise tered Patent Attorney, United “ I am not by nature a calamity how­ m. to 10 p. m 271 Broadway, rigaril Sentinel. Multnomah Ureas j States and Foreign Patents. Free ler. 1 do not predict that times would near Jefferson. Licensed, Aloha News, and Yamhill Journal, i booklet and disclosure sheets, In­ be definitely worse if Mr. Roosevelt ROOFING, Gutter work of all terview without obligation. Cor­ were elected. But I do express a con­ kinds, patch work specialty, low­ OVER 17,000 READ E RS W E E K LY bett Building, Portland, Oregon. MASSAGE. Baths. »1. Mrs. Delmar. viction that full recovery from hard est cost, 533 Belmont 8t., nsar prac nurse, apt 108, 464 E Couch times, and the return of properity will 12th, Apt. 2, EAst 0738. AUTO LOANS EA 1242. come less rapidly if Mr. Roosevelt is PERSONAL elected, then if Mr. Hoover is retained AUTOMOBILE LOANS —Older Mod as president. SCHOOLS DRUGLESS H E A LTH IN STITU TE DON'T READ TH IS If Satisfied al Cars, No delay, no red tape —Steam baths, massabe, violet ‘Mr . Hoover has conceived a plan of with Life. But if unhappy, dis­ Crutcher Bros., Co., 752 East restoration that is to be permanent in ray treatments for colds, rheu­ couraged, a failure in buslneee or MODERN T R A IN IN G — Individual Broadway. TRinlty 4431. Licensed it effects. Statesmen of other parties matism and constipation cons free opportunity, free employment ser­ love, thie message ie for you. M—105 offered either no plan at all or pre- vice, Day and Night School, book­ Dr Elna A. Sorensen, N. D., 418 Madam DeNel can help you, 435 ter. The Hoover plan has been put lets free. Northwestern School of Swetland - Bldg., AT. 0403. Yamhill, cor. 12th. BEAU TY SCHOOLS ir.-o effect by Congress. Because of its Commerce, Broadway A Salmon PRICES—$2 50 tor magnitude and because of the ponder O NLY OÑE “ BfcAUTY SCHOOL- In DEPRESSION Streets, Portland. H EALTH CENTER — steam bath, massage and feet TA Y LO R ous machinery that must be newly the Northwest offers rest! Mari- treated. Dr. Ethel A. Sacry, BE. Massage, Steam Cabinet Bths, S TA R T NOW- Enroll for Fall Class built and put into operation, its full nello training. Send for FR E E earn big money, some pay while 56*6 607 Raleigh Bldg., Portland. force has not yet been reached. But its Eletric Reducing treatments, Infra booklet "Beauty Culture, the Hap­ learning, positions secured. Na­ beneficial effects are noted in business Red light, 401 R K O Theatre py Way to Success." Nation wide LAU RA tion wide system. Write for cata­ E. P B P IN Naturapath, and industry, and in revival of public Bldg., Portland, Broadway, near free employment, bureau National logue. Moler Barber College, 71 Electrotherapy, In-Mo Ray, Duct­ confidence. Yamhill, BEacon 9719. School of Cosmeticians, 1008 3rd St., Portland. less Gland treatment, Diet, Manip­ “ Mr. Hoover proposes improvements Broadway Bldg., Morrison at ulation and special reducing 194 and enlargements of his Plan. His op­ Broadway. Portland. Oregon. COME AND LE A R N Your Own OREGON AND MODERN BARBER 12th St., cor. Taylor, BE. 8237. ponents offers no strong criticism oi | destiny. All consultation* confi­ Colleges, pay while learning. Col­ RAD IO SERVICE the Hoover Plan and no easily judei ELMA KALSCH Psychic Reader dential, 50c dally 9 to 8. Mrs. Gray leges standardized, wkly lectures, s.ood improvements of it. Largely he Circles every Tuesday and Sun­ Palmist, 561 E Oak St., near E 12 Master barbers agree to employ R*D lCr~SERVICE" “ and “ 'Repairing offers himself to the people as one day nights at 8 p. m. Private our graduates. Write or call 234 Modern equipment and expert better capable of running the machin­ readings daily 665 Johnson St. First St., or 233 Madison SL, workmanship Pownder Radio Ca. ery than the man who invented it, drew near 21st W. H. car. BR. 5345. SNOW Kills 'Em la b , moth crys­ Portland. Multi amah AT. 2829. after • p the specifications, and had it built tals, moth, fly, earwig, bedbug m„ call AT. 385A under his own supervision. spray, powder for cockroaches, COPALIS KELP SANITARIU M earwigs, fleas, ante, etc. Ktldew U N IV E R S ITY OK PO RTLAN D Col­ “ I admire the broad concepts of Why suffer w ith rheumatism, CH IROPRACTOR permanent moth-proofing, state | lege of Commence and Decker Herbert Hoover. 1 admire a plan com# in and Investigate our meth­ Business College, Guardian Bldg., distributors. Klldew Inc., 289 j which, while not neglecting the emerg­ £>r Marie Larnm, Chiropractor ods of treatments. They are dif­ offer courses In business and sec­ Stark St., ATwater 0938. ent need tor straight relief funds, rec­ Painless adjustments electricty ferent 415 Times Bldg., A T 2561 retarial duties at low rates. ognizes that unemployed men want Cabinet Baths, Swedish Massage, Sorry He Spoke. Clerk—My salary Is Insufficient, sir. I cannot afford even lunch. Boss- Ah! Then from tomorrow we will dispense with the lunch interval. —All for Alla. 8-811! D octor-Y ou are suffering from a chronic complaint. Patient -I know it, but please lower your voice- she’s in the next room.— Answers. In the W rong Van. "W hy have you broken o ff your en gagement?” "He told me he was connected with the movies and the next day I saw him drlvin- a furniture van.’ Lon don Tit-Bits. Appetite Needs a Check. " I ’m afra.d, my dear, you’ll have to jobs above chari.y; that construction do the cooking again for awhile. of publice works otters but temporary "W hy so. John?” employment to a tew classes, when "The doctor says I'm eating too distress extends to all classes; that much." Boston Transcript. recognizes that the supreme desire o. A Deficient Ear. our jobless people is that they be re "You should give your daughter an stored to their accustomed employ occasional word of encouragement menls. about her music,” said the instructor. "Mr. Hoover's plan is directed to- • I tried that.” replied Mr. Cumror iwaid improvement and easing of cred- “I bold her the Other day that her j it, the resumption of industry and to playing had Improved very much the putting of men back in the place* "Was she pleased?” .hey have lost and which they know “ S o. T"ars came Into her eves as j how to fill. she explained that what I had been "Governor Roosevelt has traveled lis'-nlnt» to was the work of a piano i the country over, exp aining the ob tuner."- We hington Star. jectivea to*ard which he will travel Another Racket Hit. if elected President. Bu- nowhere at •Yes," sighed the coun.ry squire, any time has he pointed out a plain "tlia depression has hit us pretty toad by which he will arrve at his de* hard.” tinaton. -Huh!" growled the salesman ma- "He tells us what we ought to have ro ned In the village. " I can’t see how a depression could make a dead bui g but does not tell us how we can get it. like this any deader" " Well, it does, it does, retorted the squire. "There ain’t hardly any mo­ torists going through these days we can arrest for breaking our ten-mile an-hour speed limit ana gyp out of those nice, fat fines.’’— C!— nnatl En­ quirer. Ciwf In Point. "Here's a scientific sharp who says that there are styles in emotion. • Shouldn't wonder. Haven t you seen people with their dignity ruf­ fled ?"—Bos .on Tarnscr.pt. VVl* IV ignorance la Bliss. An old gentleman walking along a country road saw a boy leaning on the wall of an orchard. "My lad. said the old gentleman, why are you looking so longingly at those apples? Don’t you know It is «wicked to take what does not belong to you?" "Yea. dam it!” was the quick re­ ply " I wish I didn't.’’—Bos on Tran­ script. Cramps the Cuisine. They seem to be carrying the "Buy British" slogan to extremes in Eng land. A man complained to his wife: "What! Cabbage for dinner again?" "Weil. John." she said, "you know you told me to buy British goods, so we can't have French beans. Swiss chard or Spanish onions." Boston MUSIC letter to T. H. BanXield, President of the Hoover-Curtis clubs of Oregon, and fully antes the governor's reasons for lead. Indubitable Evidence. PAGE 2 CLASSIFIED ADVERTI S I NO Governor Julius L. Meier has come out with an unequivocal endorsement Would Like a Change, of the re-election of President Herbert "H ere'» an article on 'How to Live Hoover, the return of Senator Steiwer and Congressman Butler, and the elec­ Longer’." “ Read it to me. I ’ve been living tion of Angell and Mott over their short all my life.”—Boston Transcript. Democratic opponents. The Age of Wisdom. The statement was in the form of a "When our son has completed his studies, what will he be?” "A very old man."—Vart Helm Stockholm. E N T E R PRISE "There is one exception; He pro­ poses an overhauling of the tariff. Ye- he does not indicate wherein the tariff should be changed. "Oregon is distngulahed for ts lum­ ber, its fish, its farm crops, its live­ stock, its fruits, its dairy products All are now protected by the tariff The prices we now obtain for our prod­ ucts and commodities are low—ruin­ ously low in proportion to cost of pro­ duction under American standards of wages and living. "Yet ruinously low as they are, other coun-ries with poorer standards of wages and living could Invade our do­ mestic markets and undersell our Ore­ gon producers and manufacturers if it were not for the tariff. "As governor of Oregon, as one who has pride in his native state, as one whose business interests and financial investments are tied up with the pros­ perity of the Oregon livestock grower, the Oregon grain farmer, the Oregon fruit raiser, the Oregon fisherman, the Oregon lumberman, the Oregon butter and cheese producers, the Oregon nut grower, the Oregon paper manufac­ turer and the worker dependent on these industries, I don't want to take a chance on Roosevelt's tariff policies. I don't wan* to take a chance on what it will do to these others and through them do to every body else In Oregon. "The calling of men back to the factories that is now in progress would be hslted until 0>ngr»ss hsd finished wrestling with the tariff. "The deep deetre o f our people is to get business and industry back to normal In speediest time. We are headed in that direction now un­ der a leadership which ha* vital elements of certainty and stability not found In the competing leadership of the Democratic candidate We do know that we are now headed for­ ward under Hoover. , "As I have said. I do not foretell ca’amlty in event of Mr Rooaeveil s election But the Issue ts or ought to be over how to make them better I am not a defeatest I am not content with the present status. I want con­ dition* to Improve I profoundly be­ lieve they will Improve more rapidly under the continued leadership of Mr Hoover than If we elect a guide who is going to take u* no one know* wkor#." IN S T R U C T IO N S 350*4 Morrison Street Apt. 409. DR. AN N A M. FINSETH , 506-7-8 W AN TED Dekum Bldg., Drugless Physician, { FOR CONSTIPATION, COLITIS including Chiropractic, Phyaio- j and all Stomach troubles, use D r.; W A N T E D C heap horses fo r fox FOR SALE therapy, Colon Treatments. Deep Abbotts Elimination Food, guar . f a r m T e l e p h o n e Rea m i l on 9855. Therapy and Ultra Violet Lights j anteed to satisfy, $1 a package, FOR SALE—Baled hay. weaned by mail postage paid. Correct W E A TH E R S TRIPS and Carpenter Phone ATwater 691Z pigs, brood sows, male hoga. C. j Diet Institute, Room 409, 328H j Work will exchange for food, L. Johnston, Sherwood, Oregon. I Washington St., Portland, Oregon MADAM M ANZELLA PA LM IS TR Y clothes, or anything of value. K. Telephone 362. Not here to please the Idle cur- j Walker, Multnomah, Ortgon -------------------------------------------- j ious but to help those In need, j ACE OF HEARTS TEA ROOM of , WOOD O IL —A pure paraffin base motor oil She succeeds where others fall 1 fers you a Dainty Lunch and Read- j of high quality, 45c per gal. in your Readings dally, 274 6th St. ing for 50c. Come, let us help you WOOD FOR SALE - Partly dry l i own container. See us on barrel lots Inch slab 34.50 cord; 16 Inch old solve your problems. 409 Macleay We buy, trade and sell all kinds of CARD READER, Delly including growth $5.50 cord; 2nd growth $4; Building, between 4.h and 5th, on garage and service station equip­ Street i Washington. Phone BR 3005 for Coal and Sawdust. Phone Beav­ ment. United Trading Co., 226)4 1st Sunday 50 cents 462 6th near .Jackson. erton 5225. appointment. st. A T 5385. HELP WANTED Oregon citizens are on thte brink of ruin, facing the bitter ... b y AD Jg, R<- MAYN E prospect of losing properties by tax confiscation. With a high-powered taxing machine, designed for more than the traffic will stand, thie tax boosters have speeded along, without effective control. They are now on the edge lemon. I f a color Is to be considered New Ways To 8erve Ice Cream the meringue may be colored, but be of the ditch. The .season tor entertaining and tor Talk of tax strikes is heard, hut far more strious is the parties is here again. Now that sum­ careful to use only a small amount of the coloring. utter inability of property owners to pay their taxes. mer days are behind us we look for­ Ice cream eclairs are, as their name Many governmental units, by reason of tax delinquencies ward to the festive occasions ahead, suggests, Ice cream In the eclair shell started o ff by Hallowe'en. Although In place of the more usual blanc mange are on the v*erge of bankruptcy. Hallowe'en Is usually thought of as a or whipped cream filling. The frosting Fortunately, the opportunity is at hand for clear thinking special dsy for children, It Is the oc­ of the eclair should be rather sharp In casion for many delightful partlei flavor, aa an orange frosting with a citizens to take control and direct a safer course. grown-ups too. maple ice cream Cream puffs shells Tw o constructive measures now on the ballot will insure an.ong Along with the party come th« are used in the same way and topped efficient driving of the tax machines and a slower gait. question of refreshments. What to with an Icing or sauce. These measures embody the improved Oregon olan of tax serve is always a puzzling question and Ice cream sandwiches are slices of It ra noticeable that the present day Ice cream fitted between slices of any and ddbt supervision and control — the best plan ever pre­ trend is a return to th* more simple good caka. The shape of these may tie sented in any state. and wholesome types of refreshments varied and served with or without a They will stcure very substantial reductions in the prop­ But no matter what type of entertain­ sauce. ing, there is no food that lends Itself to Patty shells of puffs paste make In­ erty tax load and thereby promote better government. the spirit of the occasion as does ice teresting containers for Ice cream and They will definitely separate tax levying from tax spend­ cream. Served in Its plainest form, oi should be topped with a spoonful of dressed up for the most festive party. whipped cream and a dash of color In ing powers. Ice cresm always pleases, and you can a cherry, or a bit of Jelly Scooped out They will provide effective limitations and control of tax-l be satisfied that you are giving your cup cakea filled with Ice cream make es and indebtedness, but positively will not disturb the exis­ gu<-sts a palatable, as well as nutritious a somewhat different way of serving the proverbial cake and Ice cream The ting 6% limitations nor lift the lid of any debt restriction, food. In planning ways to serve Ice cream . hot sundaes may be made at home suc­ now fixed by constitutional provision. let ua begin with th« old favorite call-' cessfully and always prove to be popu­ They will preserve the true substance of home rule in tax-' ed 'Baked Alaska', where ice cream is lar. Hot chocolate, caramel or fud> e ation. distinguished from the empty form of that great prin­ placed between slices of sponga cake sauce over vanilla ire cream, with a covered with mertnge and quickly j bit of whipped cream, nnakea a very ciple as it has been jfcrverted by tax boosters to their own and browned to bring this up to the mod j easy wa r of serving an attractive des­ selfish purposes. em version spread the cak* with jam sert. Voters, the appeal is to you to help yourselves and your, or jelly, use one of the more unusual, All of these dishes should be served flavors of Ice cream, as caramel or at once after the addition of the Ice fellow citizens, to save Oregon property owners from im-, raspberry, and Haver the mertnge with , cream If they are to be their bets pending ruin and your governments from fiscal chaos by voting: Tax and Debt Control Constitutional Amendment 318 X Ye. BUSINESS Tax Supervising and Conservation Bill CARDS 320 X Yea OREGON T A X P A Y E R S E Q U A L IZ A T IO N and C O N S E R V A T IO N LE A G U E TAMES E. RURDETT.President R. C. FLAN D E R S. Secretary OF EVERY DESCRIPTION S fPaid Ad.) 604 Woodlark Building, Portland T U A L A T IN PU BLISH IN G CO. 0RE00N DAIRY COUNCIL $ 1 . 50 ; 500 PRINTING Co To T h ; Poll. - TH INK - VOTE !!! Beaverton, Oregon