Tramp Unable to S.'s
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[ studio, betrzing io r some tiring to eat.
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| -Just lIre man we need!” eried tlie
Editorial; director.
“ You r**«|;:lre no muLe-np.
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"Now, when I give the signal, you
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steal this custard pie from the win
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Eut.u.d as second class ..«»ter .1 the p e s t o n e at Beaverton. Oregon the pie at him.
under the act of uon giess of March J, us/v.
"Take careful uitn, and. If possible
bit him In the face.”
At the given signal, the tramp tip
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propria ted the pie and disappeared
behind the house. In a little while
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a policeman gave chase, and coruoreo
him.
Tigard—Tigard Pharmacy—Phone Tigard 143.
The director shouted:
Beavci ton Broadway near O. E. tracks—Phone /SOA
Aloha—Aloha Lumber C o —Phone Beaverton 425*.
"Throw the pie, throw the p ie!” .V
Portland—40« Dtkum building Phone BKoadway 0791
pie was forthcoming!
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The irate director had the camera
stopped and then he roared: "Why
didn't you throw the pie?
When
WORDS OF S A F E T Y
is it?”
The tramp, wiping Ills mouth with
Carelessness due to indifference causes the majority of his coat sleeve, answered: “ When I
motor traffic accidents. We just don t think, expresses gets my hands on a pie, I eats It.”
“ You're tired!” thundered the di
the sum and substance of risks resulting in injury to pel rector.
sons and destruction to property.
What a duty one “ Wrong again, pnrd.” said the tramp
owes when driving an automobile! A sacred trust js "when 1 eats, I Quits I”
w. E. P E G G
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A tramp called at a motion picture
M O R T IC IA N
BEAVERTON,
UNIVERSITY OF OREGON, Eugene
—Twenty-one members of the Unirer-
,
WE
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OREGON
REGARD LESS
OFTH E TIM E
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1 i a the
192« 23 edi.i.n of “ Who's Who in
America,” recently issued. The new
edition contains bioginphi al material
nbout 28.S0Ú individuals, or one nut of
every 4,000 persons in the United
8tates, it is reveal d in the preface.
The University of Orc.vm instructors
listed are: Dr. Frederic G. Y’ oung,
dean of the school of sociology; Cer
trude Bass Warner, director of the
Oregon meseurn of fine at. Harold t>.
Tuttle, assistant professor of education;
Orín F. Stafford, professor of chem
istry; Dr. Warren D. Smith, head of
the department o f geology; Ciara M.
Smertenko, assistant professor of Latin
nnd Greek: Dr. F. G.-G, Si hwiiit, pro
fessor of German: Dr. E. C. Robbins,
former dean of the school of business
administration; Dr. George Rebec, dean
of the graduate school; Dr. P. A. Tar-
sons, dean of the school of social work;
Dr. Earl L. Packard, professor of gcol-
ogy-
Dr. Arnold Bennett Hall, president
of the university; Dr. James 11. Gil
bert, dean of the college of literature,
science and the arts; Avard Fairbanks,
assistant professor of sculpture; E. E.
DeCou, professor of mathematics; Dr.
B. W. DeBusk, professor of education;
Dr. Timothy Cloran, professor of ro
mance languages; Dr. P. W. Boynton,
professor of physics; Dr. C. V. Boyer,
head of tho English department; Erie
W. Allen, dean of the school of jour
nalism; II. D. Sheldon, dean of the
school of education, and James D. Bar •
nett, head of the department of poli
tical science.
Shop where you live—Help build up your community.
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“It Never occurred to M e
that Y O U Carried it,”
said a man the other day
to a local merchant, after
making a purchase out of
town
imposed upon one who takes hold of a steering wheel
and starts a motor. His first duty is 40 himself and English Casile Ones
passengers—often members of his own family. Every
Had Merman Prisoner
A curious legend is associated with
child riding in an automobile at the hands of another is
historic Oxford castle, on the Suffolk
entitled to he carried safely to the given destination. 1 he coast
(England), which recently came
law compels adults to protect the rights of children to under the auctioneer’s hammer.
decent moral surroundings, to good health and to edu
Fishermen are said to have cap
tured
a merman not tar from the cus
cation. Likewise should it zealously guard the child’s
tie, and the interesting monster, so
rights to safe transportation indeed, to life.
runs the legend, was imprisoned In the
Another duty a driver owes is to fellow motorists. castle keep, and an attempt was made Patronize your Local Mer t
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This duty Jias two meanings. First, to give the other to tame and humanise him.
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a
chant-Shop at Home.
The merman, however, was a "Uitli
drivers an enual chance for safety. Secondly, to set a cult” subject, and one dark night, when
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good example to others, especially to new and young the efforts to tame him seemed about
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drivers—an example of prudence ,of caution and of com to be crowned with success, lie es j
You may be Surprised at the
by some mysterious means from
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mon sense under all conditions and in all circumstances. caped
Ids prison, anil was no more seen of
Sneezing? Sniffing? Headache? Bo-
The trend of traffic safety is coming more and more man.
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Variety of Goods carried by
ware— let Musterole Laxative Cold
The castle is stated to have been { Tablets relieve tiiat head cold promptly.
to the responsibility of the drivers than upon arbitrary
about the Twelfth century, and
Safe, quick relief without griping or
the home merchant, once you
and artificial factors as guides under all conditions. Sev built
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the imposing Norman keep with its | ringing in the ears. Chocolate-coated
eral of the States have lifted the speed limit in the inter three square embattled towers, the | ■—easy to take. Musterole Cold T a l>
make inquiry of him
are prepared by makers of famous
ests of safety and convenience. Such a move sounds Norman plllurs, capitals, and altar lets
Musterole.
ruins o f the old chapel remain, an an j
Aa a special one time trial offer, *
paradoxical, yet jt has its good points. Time anti ex dent
staircase still leuding lo the dun
you may obtain a regular 35c pack*
perience are the necessary guides to all improvement in geous.
age for 10c by clipping this adver A
tisement and sending it with 10c,
the safety of highway transportation.
also your name end address, to
Safety is not a settled fact and never will be, because
V V V - H - •!• -I- V V *!♦ V V v v v •!••!* v * v v •!• *H * v v
United States Motto
The Musterole Company, Cleveland, Ol
"E plurlbus unuiu,” the l.utiu phrase
the principles of gravity and percussion, and the laws of
that has become our national motto,
displacement and friction remain forever fixed. Is it originally
occurred In a poem entitled
not, then, the human element that will have to be the “ Moretum,” supposed by some to have
f a r E c o n o m ica l Tran »pori a Horn
greatest factor in safety? This human element is going been written by Virgil. It literally
means, "one from many,” or “ from
to be more than ever the subject of future legislation many
one.” According to the Path
and regulation in the evolution toward comparative safe finder Magazine, the Continental eon
ty. An absolutely hazard proof motor car will never, he gross on July 4, 1770, appointed Frank
lin, John Adams and Jefferson a com
'milt,nor will a danger proof highway ever be constructed mittee
to choso a device for the seal ,
»1 maintained. ^An appeal, therefore, to drivers, passen o f the United States of America, and j
gers and pedestrians for safe and sane conduct while on this committee consulted Eugene Pierre
Simltere, a West Indian French ;
1 he public streets and highways is always in order. It Du
man living in Philadelphia, who Imn
as been said that death and taxes reduce all people to some reputation as an artist and he
he smiiu level. We would add to these a third ¿treat submitted a device containing the
above phrase. Usually, however, the
human leveler the automobile.
-satj those who have seen the
motto is attributed to Jeffersou.
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(lood brakes are better than great stitches.
I‘hiladelphiu prohablv celebrates the birthday of Frank
¡in by rounding up the bootleggers.
When there’s something wrong with a man’s credit
he usually gets around it In saying nionev is tight.
Another indication ot world peace is when you don’t
have to Inn ,t new atlas every year to keep up to date.
Most of the planks in a political platform that get en
acted into law result in making the taxpayers plank
down.
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A radio set re eu Ming an umbrella has been invented.
W’e have alwa\s predicted the time would come when the
radio w o n ! i he within reach of evervbodv.
d he Smith Vincp .ins maj be ignorant and unsophistic
ated and all that, hut nobody down there is reported as
having .been so dumb and fo dish as to ask the Hoover
pari\ ii thc\ brought along some old Kentucky likker.
Shop where you live
Help build up your community.
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A V / . V . V . V . V . V . W . V . V . V . V . V . V i W .V .W S S N S S V A S S S S S W A
IN EVERY HOME
% -complete telephone service is a convenience to
J every member of the familv.
Properly placed
extension telephones saves tiring steps for the
£ housewife. Son or daufhter, sister or brother.
> dad or m other-find them a year ’round comfort
■I and satisfaction.
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And too, the telephone is an aid in emerfen- i
cies and a protection in danger.
West Coast Telephone Company
Building America
America would have been discov
ered had there been no Columbus;
but there could have been no United
States had It not been for the tens
of thousands of peasants, nrtlsans,
merchants, sailors and adventurers—
common men nnd women—who braved
the danger o f long ocean voyages, cut
down the forests, cleared the land,
built the towns, drove hack the In
dlans, nnd pushed the line of peace
ful homesteads across the American
continent until It touched the Pacific
ocean.—Charles A. Beard.
Australian Emblems
The Australian llag Is a blue en
sign, the description of which Is as
follow s: The Union Jack In the top
eft-hand corner; in the center of the
lower canton next the staff and point
tng direct to the center of the St.
George's cross In the Union Jack, n
white seven-pointed star (represent
ing the six states and the territories
of the coiiiiiiouweulth); in the fly, live
smaller white stars, representing the
Southern cross.
A red dug, carrying
the same markings, is used by the
Australian merchant shipping.
• a fix in the price range o f the fo u r f
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C a b r io le t . * • • C ^ F
N ew Y o rk W o r ld
“ Aside from beauty in body
lines and attractiveness in
finish, the astounding fea
ture o f the new Chevrolet
Six is its powerful and
flexible motor.
One will
have to go far to equal the
high performance o f this
new Chevrolet in general
road and traffic use.”
— Leon J. Pinkson
San F ra n c is c o C h r o n ic le
If you have not already
made a personal inspec
tion of the new Chevrolet,
we urge you to do so at
your earliest convenience.
W e are now displaying
these beaut i f ul new
models—and we cordially
invite you to call.
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"The new Chevrolet is a
triumph for volume pro
duction. The car at its price
is one o f the greatest
achievements ever recorded
in the automobile industry.
Its beauty is a treat; its
riding comfort a new delight
and its performance a real
sensation.”
— Ray Priest
The
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"In appearance, perform
ance and mechanical nicety
the new Chevrolet Six pre
sent» actual values far be
yond its price range.”
—Hazen Conklin
fort . . . such luxurious
Fisher bodies . . . and a
fuel-econom y o f better
than 20 miles to the gal
lon! And no one believed
that it would he possible
to produce such a car in
the price range of the four!
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Sedan .
Sweden in History
The place uum, » ol Sweden, many
dating us far back as the Bronze age
and from viking limes, are uow being
specially studied and It Is expect««
(but much light will be thrown upon
many linguistic and historical proh
letns In other parts of Europe, as tin
population of Swollen has remained
practically homogeneous for thousands
>f years. The language spoken has al
ways been Swedish, although Swedish
literature cannot be said to have ex
Isted earlier than the Thirteenth cen
tury.
Read ivhat these lead
ing automobile editors
said after seeing and
r i d i n g in t h e neui
Chevrolet Six—
of Chevrolet History
Everyone anticipated that
Chevrolet would produce
a remarkable automobile
— but no one expected
such a sensational six-
cylinder motor . . . such
delightful handling ease
• . . such marvelous com-
"St Louis motordom is
tremendously enthused over
the new Chevrolet Si*.
Personally I have never
seen the public so interested
in r.
.v car. The factory
should be congratulated on
the truly monumental en
g i n e e r i n g f e a t i t has
accomplished. ”
— Robert Henry Hall
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Come in and See these Sensational N ew C ars— N ow on Display
Japanese Art
One o f the most famous pictures oi
Japan, now in the royal palace a'
Tokyo, Is made up of four panel»
three of which are blank. The fount
depicts a crow In flight Just dl*ap|»-ar
Ing over the horizon Ow pulntii g wa*
made at the command ot a former eu
peror. and Is considered a masterpiece
following the imaginative lupines,
school of art in composition and move
merit. T^e Single crow represents tlx
last ot a flock flying In a dl.e, rt..u
away from the center of lb« picture
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The Outstanding Chev
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has now been seen and
inspected by millions of
people in every section of
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where it has been en-
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Banish Head Colds
Birds of aggression mean progression.
There’s one married everv minute, too.
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