Thursday. March 1/. 1M?7. T H E B EA V ER T O N E N T E R P R IS E • ^ V .V /.V .W .V .V .V .'.V .V .1. P. T. A., Mrs. W. R. Dunn being chairman. There will be music and £ hardw are ;• a good time is assured all who come i Plumbing and Heating :• This is an opportunity to meet the teachers of your children in a social F. W. BISHOP i; way and become acquainted with their ideas, in furtherance of co­ phone 2003 Beaverton. Or. operation between the home and the ^ . % V . V A V . , . V . W . V . V . V . i . school. W ILL S E L L R E A L E ST A T E . 'Argument E nd ed W hen H ungry Diner A cted week at St. Vincent and a goitre re- moveA 'I beg your pardon," said a crusty old bean to the generous fragment of pork with which It was making a por- tlon of pork of benns, "but your cou tlgutty Is insufferable.'* "Go wuu," retorted the pork. “Go Mrs. Ida Krey who has been at St. wan back to P osting!" Vincent's hospital, is improving. ‘.’Coarse w esternerl" said the bean “Eastern sissy !" answered the |H>rk. V \V. Peterson had his tonsils re­ M ULTNOM AH "At least," said the bean with great moved Friday. dignity, "we are not uncivilized. We Multnomah, Or. Mr. and Mrs. H. R. Rrookhardt couie from the fount of culture. We Mrs. Emelia Klein of Multnomah, Mrs. Ryder .who has been ill, is have background—" entertained Harold Tallman, princi­ has again taken «out her broker's “Yeah?" said the pork. “Your pal of the Laurelhurst school^ and, feeling better. license and will sell real estate in his wife, last week. --------- background Is a lot of common, ordl- Multnomah She has an office at The Eckert house on the Garden nary dirt. Thut’s all It is. 1 come from the greut open spaces—" her home on Raird Lane, the first Home road is nearly completed. Mr. and Mrs. William Carr drove "Where pigs Is pigs.” house south of the railroad crossing. to Eugene for a short visit with . ... , . . . . I " I ’ll »ay so. And whut'» more. y ,s. Klein can be reached evenings A meeting of the Multnomah W o- we>e proUll of ,t We.re the back friends last week. by calling AT 4371. men’s club will be held March ¿4 bone o ( lhe natlon_« “You re all fat," said the bean Mr. and Mrs. E. J. McNott, of Mrs. Charles Lewis will speak on Tacoma, spent Sunday with their “Literature.” Mesdames Lovejoy and “Can't see your backbone for It.” Small Boy Knocked son, Dr. E. E. McNott, and family. McNott and Miss Knowles will serve "Get back in the pot," yelped the tea. P°rk- Down by Automobile _____ l "B oor!” screamed the beau Miss Florence Gardner entertained Stockyard boor!” Multnomah, Or. The Multnomah Insurance company the Sewing club at her home Thurs­ “Chicago moron!" screamed all the has completed arrangements for mak otber beaus. Lester Fredcricksen <>f Multnomah,' day of last week. Those present were At ti,ut nioment. the argument was suffered a fractured skull Monday Mesdames P. K. Whiteside, C. G. ing monthly installmen: loans at a settled by a man from Little Rock afternoon and a badly bruised body Ehle, Ed Schaffer, Mildred Reichardt, very low rate of interest. Ark. when a car drove into a crowd of Josephine Nelson, Hazel Loomis and He ate the contestants.— Kansas A. E. Graham brought home 13 boys playing on the road. Lester i s ; Mrs. Cadanaugh. City Times. steclhead salmon Sunday night. Hi only 4 years old. He was carried to Multnomah in a car to Dr. Thatcher’s During the past"week men from the caught them in the Salmon river. Womanfs Confidence in office and then taken to Good Sam ­ Portland Gas company were digging aritan hospital where he is improv- j up their mains along the highway John Zednick is moving his house H er Protege Justified from W inklers’ Pool hall, the Mult* from the Hoffman road to Queen- ing. “At that time (170,1). astonishing as noiuah Drug Co., W. R. Small to land. Amongst thc angels where he |{ n)uv keem, the cotton crop of the en tire country could have been raised the Ideal Shoe Shop and across the will not be disturbed. -------- ■ on a Held comprising not more than street to the Ellis Pharmacy and re­ Several new houses are under coil- acres. 1 he price of cotton was placing with new pipe. The ditch , , , , f___;.t,.„i exceedingly high because of the cost along the highway above the pool st.uct.on, the lumber being furnished of , „ for the ,nurket The hall was dug up and pipes laid so by the Copeland Lumber company. A | ch|ef expense was ln cU.anaIng „ of that the waste water would not run hmisc is being built by A. L. Speak- (jjrt |eave8 MIUj seeds which clung over the pavement. , man for L. W. Woody on the Ber- to the tlbers. It appeared unlikely iha-Gapitol Hill road. L. V. Junkin that cotton could ever be raised In Public School Directors Fill Win. Honneger received the sail is building a house in Huber Acres large quantities In this country be news Monday that his parents, in West Portland. N. P. Jensen is cause of the cost of preparing It for Places Caused by Teach­ *he spinner. Mr. and Mrs. E. S. Honneger, had erecting a five-roon house at Hills - 1 *be ers Resigning. “One evening Mrs. Greene was en died in Oakley, Gal. It is not known tjalt _____ tertalnlng u dlstingulsc.e-j gathering of ! what caused their death. Mr. Hon- southern gentry, und the eon versa neger left Monday night for Oak­ (. harles Marshall, of North Rend. flon turne(j t<> this particular problem. Tigard, Or., MarchA17.—At the last ley. Wash., is visiting Mr. and Mrs. K " ‘Surely Mr. Whitney can supply neeting of the board of directors of Ruring. He is a veteran of the Civil your needs,’ said Mrs. Greene, with ichool district No. 23, two new teach­ War and was a prisoner in I.ibby confidence In her protege. Her guests The Christian Endeavor Society of ers were engaged for the next year prison for six months during the war regarded the remark as a pleasantry, lo take the jdacc of two teacners the Community church won a reward but young Whitney took It ln all serl who have resigned. Miss Clara Luethi j for having the largest number pres­ ousness. Never having seen a cotton H. H. Eckert, who has been i1' plant, the next day he went into the and Mrs. Nielsen take the positions ent from any society at the annual formerly held by Miss Margaret Al­ convention of the Portland ( hristian ' with the flu was able to be oil’ country and obtained samples of the Endeavor Union held at the Sunny- Wednesday. i bolls. Ten days later tie had a model len and Miss Marian Oliver. of a cotton-cleunlng machine."— Prom side Congregational church, M arch 11-13. W. H. Burns, of Appleton, Wis., “A Popular History of American In ventlon," by Waldemar KaemptTert, : visited his brother, £ . H. Burns over Dr. M. E. Dunn, superintendent of ’ Sunday. P e r fe c t B eha vio r Missions of the synod of the Colum­ The boys and girls of a congested bia, preached at the community Mrs. L. J. Burnett has moved from neighborhood were Invited by their church last Sunday morning and in I Gaston to Portland to 181 Gibson teacher to write their own personal the afternoon at the Fairvale inis street. rules of life. The collection included _____ siuu at the Community club house the following: Portland Youths Are A r­ Rehearsals for the opera "The "You must always he ohlgent, clean rested But Were Al­ The congregation of the West Port­ Celle of Barcelona” are well under .'rour neck, stand ereck, und »wallow lowed to Go. land Evangelical church have moved way. The men’s chorus meet w ith 1 S°°d fresh hair. out of the school building and back M r s . John Lincoln on Monday eve- *>0D t Ket " 7 » or * nybody ; mngs at 8. lh e ladies meet with M,ss ba(j |uck Tigard, Or., March 17.—Wednesday into their own church. evening rotten eggs were thrown at Lancctta Steele on 1 uesday evenings. “Never try to? steal a dog's bone or The Intermediate Christian Endcav- Mrs. Frank Ryer is directing the yWUq| have no pant8<« the crystal star gazer at the grange “Always live fair and never ask hall. 1 he eggs ruined a drop curtain ; or will meet in the church Friday dancing, taking small groups at her immediately the crowd was in an up­ evening and enjoy a pot luck sup home by appointment only. Those i your fattier or uncle for money when taking part in the opera may com ; Ihe.v are drunk. roar but when quiet was restored it per. municate with Mrs. William Small, “Don’t steal from the Five and Ten was found that young boys from director, or with Mrs. H B. Brook- nnd « you h,t “ “lrl you ure u Portland were to blame for tho in­ Mr. and Mrs. J. N. Tracy arc in eownrri „Every w#ek you raust hl|VP . bntll cident, and they were allowed to go Eugene this week on a combined bus­ hardt chairman, for any information gn(j (j on>j (j 0 no murderln."—Collier’s home with a warning. iness and pleasure trip.. They will icgarding rehearsals. The Universal Show aggregation visit friends there. Mrs. Erma McMahon sold the fill - 1 rented the grange hall for last week D efin in g "C h ristia n ” &nd put on a free show, selling their Rev. I). S. Sharpe spoke at the ung station at Ardenwald last week. “Tho London policeman Is the finest medicine .luring the evening. First Presbyterian church, Albany, example of a Christian I have met; h'» Metzger school was fumigated will answer any foolish question ttiut A tire was stolen from the com­ last Sunday in preparation for rvan pany during their engagement here gelistic services. Mrs. Sharpe and Monday of last week and cultures any fool asks him,” said Doctor Nor Mrs. Anna Ingrams accompanied him taken of all the children’s throats by wood, the bishop. As a definition of but the thief could not be found. They returned home by way of Cor­ Dr. Mason. Elizabeth Leedy and W. a Christian that seems to leave some thing lacking. The precise duty of W. Johnson arc thc only ones ill vallis. the Christian to the fool has never Annual Dinner Will Be now. A number of children have tak- j been satisfactorily stated. The ou Given Multnomah Teachers Kenneth Macdonald has b?*en ill en the diphtheria anti-toxin. thor of the Book of Proverbs evaded with the flu for the past two weeks the question by writing. In two con secutlve verses, "Answer a fool accord but is improving. E. E. Eatourettc has been conval­ Multnomah, Or. Ing to Ills folly” and "Answer not a escing from a recent operation at the fool according to his folly,” hut then The annual dinner for the teachers Misses Marian Oliver and Lavernc home of his sister, Mrs. John D. the author of Proverbs was not, In the of Multnomah school will be held at Carr attended the older Girls con­ Stewart. strict sense of the word, a Christian. 6:30 Thursday evening in Masonic ference at Corvallis last week. St. Paul congratulated the Corinthians Temple and will be in charge of L. W. Thomas was able to be in on suffering fools gladly. But then the E. Scovcll has bought the new- his office on the highway this week Corinthians probably had no traffic L. M. Atkins. All patrons of the house being built by G. B. Richard­ He is still weak after his operation problems.—Pierre Van Paassen, In the district arc invited to be present. son near Fenton street. Atlanta Constitution. but is feeling fine. Tickets are 50 cents each and arc Mrs. Ida Hunt had a minor oper- atioa at Good Samaritan hospital last vVednesday. TWO NEW TEACHERS ENGAGED FOR 1927-28 BOYS MAKE TARGET OF CRYSTAL GAZER in the hands of the members of the Carl Fleming was operated on last Iver Stack is clearing his lot in j Westwood preparatory to building. IF you have some­ thing to Sell and are in a big hurry to sell it, let the £ classified advertising de- ;i New Wrecking Car Is •j partment of this paper Bought by Case-Pechin Co. prove its ability as a speedy and efficient sales medium .V A V A W A V A W .V A V i V .W W .V W W REWARD. An improvement club has b een 1 The editor died and went to heaven, formed at Glen Cullen for road de- Put »total outside the gate; velopuient. Because he hadn’t the nerve to knoex - ■ ■ ■ And thought that he would wan Mrs. R. H. Drake entertained re- TUI some other mortals came along, cently the following: Mr. and Mrs. He’d sec what thcY would do- A. K. Green, Mr. and Mrs. Pfeifer, And ,f ,h t>' en,ercd th<’ P«arly S»tc. Mr. and Mrs. Green and Mr. and H* lhou8h< he might slip through; Mrs. Johnson He ' vatched the vast procession past _____ ! Up to the potrals wide, Mr and Mrs. Brandenburg, the Whdc ,>c' er told su,nc »b*y werc UP Swiss consul, gave a party last S u n -: ,0° b’8b- day. They live at Shattuck. And ° ,her* hc took inside- The P. T. A. meets on the third Thursday of the month at the Fair- Thc editor- wcar> of waiting so long, vale school, 3 p. m. Mrs. A. E. M elin,1 l'inally got in line president. To see ** Peter would accept him ____ j then Or would with thanks decline. Irving LaFond opened a meat mar­ He heard the sweet-voiced angels ket at Fairvale. sing, Mr. Rurgholzcr and Mr. Willis His fillcd *° the bri,,G bought the Ed Czernev Filling sta- shivered and shook in agony, lion on Bertha-Beaverton highway at Knowing b'» chances were slim. Fairvale I " Ab. h a!" said Pteer, "an editor _________________ here?” | (He laughed with pure delight), ST. CLARES PARISH Why certainly, you may come right --------- in ; Tickets are now on sale for the For all you did was write.” big St. Patrick's day program to be Ü. N. SM ITH , given at St. Flare’s on March 25 Oakland, Cal. These St. Patrick’s programs are an i annual affair and a good time is j ALLAN G. O LIN GER. promised as usual. Everyone is in- vited to attend. I Reedville, Or. _ Allan G. Ollinger of Reedville, r . _ I . A, , Meet o 1 i uesday , r c I ij passed away March 6, at Good Sa- Lvening at School House maritan hospital. He was ill only --------- four days with pneumonia. Mr. Olin- Multnomah, Or. t>cr was b,>rn m Nebraska in 18(f). Multnomah Council 1 1. A. will |(e leaves a widow and one child, hold an evening meeting in t h e jMrs VVm. ChurJhlcy, of Reedville, schoof auditorium at 8 o’clock Fri­ sister, Mrs. C. A. Hann, of Port- day evening, when Mrs. G. M. land and two brothers, Harold and (■lines, chairman of the school board, Verne of Portland. Interment was in will be the speaker of thc evening, Kiverview cemetery. Rev. Mr. Pratt her subject being the platoon sys­ of Orenco, officiated. tem. The school orchestra will open Mr. Olinger had been in the mer­ the program with several numbers, cantile business at Reedville 14 years under the direction of H. E. Bix- and had won a large circle of by. There will be the social hour, friends. ' ’followed by refreshments. All resi- j _____ _ dents of this and nearby conimun MEETING TO BE HELD APRIL 1. ities are urged to attend. ONLY A MINOR ERROR. Multnomah, Or. The annual Congregational meeting "Oh, what’s the difference?" asked I ^ ,he Community church occurs Eri- a friend of the golfin’ department of ' ,lv lin . upper wi e held at 6:45 p. m. Devotions, reports the moral guide thc other day after and election follow. we had tried to apologize for our boner last week in running a "mar-1 riage” under the "death” head on I l ’hon8 ,h f news to Y«ur local the front page.—Beloit (Kan.) Ga- l’al,cr iirst- Y ou are interested in zetie your community—so are wc. X ’.W .W A V A V .V A V A V .’.’A V A V A V .V A - A V .V A V A V A W A V !■ * No Man Likes to be Sued The notoriety is unpleasant, to say nothing of the worry and concern. And the cost—even if the jury doesn’t bring in a $20,(XX) verdict against you —may run into hundreds of dollars. How much better to have someone assume all responsibility, defend any suit, and even pay any verdict the jury may return against you. The United States Fidelity & Guaranty Co., automobile liability insurance policy gives you just such assurance in event your car injures anyone The cost is less than you would pay a lawyer to defend you against a single claim. We’ll he glad to give you the facts and the cost, without placing you under any obligation. Beaverton Realty Company C. E. 1 ledge, Beaverton. C. J. Stickney, Aloha. I Do You Buy Or Sell? E a rly M ajolica Oregon Telephone Co. To Mr. and Sirs, C. E. Niederer, March 14, a son, Carl Leroy, weight, 8 / j lbs. Mother and son doing nicely .W EDITORS Time and money saved by con­ The earliest date found on an Ital­ ian luster-piece Is 1489. The only venient telephone methods of men acquainted with the use of lus­ Several lots in Westwood have ter were Pesaro, Gubblo and Deruta, buying, or selling, are actual been sold recently to prospective1 and after a vogue of 80 years It be­ cash profits on your telephone came u lost art about 1570. The craft home builders. has been revived with varying suc­ Investment. cess, but the new enamels cannot Mr Colvin sciaped his finger will compare In beauty with the old mod a saw last week and he has been a els. The finest specimens of majolica daily visitor at Dr. Thatcher’s office were made In northeastern Italy. since then. It is healing nicely now Vases, pitchers, plates, bottles and odd-shaped flasks were the most com nionly decorated objects, but tiles BORN were sometimes made for floors and . x - x --:-- x ~ :- X " X x --X " X - v - x -- x ~ :- x ~ X " X ~ x - *- x -<~ x x k -- x K "X "X '< > -:-- x ~ X ' v walls. Multnomah, Or. W M W W .W V . '.V .' .V A W .V .V A S V .V A V .' ^ W A V A V M r A W THE FA IR V A L E . C om ic T r a g e d ie s ? A boy came to the desk of one of the branch llbrarlea with a request for “mystery stories" for his rro th « On being asked tiy an assistant what type or author his mother preferred, Builder of Fine Homes and Cabinet Maker. the boy answered confidingly: "Well, f think ¿he might like something more Breakfast Nooks, Furniture, E tc. light and cheerful than she has been getting. Those "Sherlock Holmes" Counters, Store Fixtures, E tc. stories made her nervous. Haven’t you got anything with a pleasant, C A R P E N T E R SHOP snappy murder In It, that she can read without getting nervous when Phone 115 2nd anti Watson Beaverton, Or. she Is all alone In the bouse?"—In ,A V A \ ,A 'A , A V A , .V A ‘.,A V .‘ A ,.V A ,A *A ,.*AVAASVASSVW AA dJaLupotls Ncwa. W . A. SMITH Tigard, O r, March 17.—The Case- Pechin Motor company have added to their equipment a Cadillac 8 wrecking car and are now prepared to do the heaviest towing plus fast­ est and best service. A 4000 pound Weaver crane ii used. .N t ■AV/A’ .’.V / A V .V A V A V A V .V ^ A ’A V A V / A V ^ A V A V ^ A V A ♦