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THE AURORA OBSERVER, AURORA, OREGON OUR COMIC SECTION Something About a New Broom— and a New House Dress! P A T T E R N N o . 1 7 8 7 -B Blood Donors Unsought in Russia; Life Fluid Canned In Russia, hospitals are dispensing with the need of summoning a volun tary blood donor when cases of ur gent blood transfusion arise. Instead, the patient is given a dose of this vital effusion out of a tin ! Supplies of blood of all grades are stocked In ¡lass containers, kept under refrig eration. Ruthless analysis ensures the purity of each can, so there is no danger, as in the case of direct man-to-man transfusions, of noxious germs being transferred in the process. Doctors in outlying districts requir ing a transfusion have now only to communicate the specific qualities of their patient’s blood to a hospital, and a tin of the same caliber is dis patched immediately. In winter, some consignments have been landed over snow-bound areas by parachute. —Tit Bits. Week’s Supply o f Postum Free Read the offer made by the Postum Company in another part of this pa per. They will send a full week’s sup ply of health giving Postum free to anyone who writes for it.—Adv. Character I f some people would pay off the mortgages on their character, they would be bankrupt. Find Out A house dress, after all, is a house dress—yet it needn’t be “ just anoth er house dress,’’ as convincingly dem onstrated in this unusually trim and clever design. The V neck front and back is made In a contrasting mate rial and emphasized by the effective use of bright buttons. The short and comfortable set-in sleeves are fin ished with pointed cuffs, also in con trast and button trimmed. The blouse is gathered to the skirt un der a self-fabric belt, and the skirt features a full-length front“ panel with novel pockets achieved by the distinctive cut of the side pieces. These pieces, pointed and button trimmed, harmonize with the motif' used in the collar and cuffs, and there are kick pleats in the front necessary for active household necessary for active household duties. Choose your favorite cotton—per cale, gingham, chambray, or pique— in your most becoming color and make it up in an hour or two. Barbara Bell Pattern No. 1787-B is available in sizes 14, 16, 18, 20, 40, 42 and 44. Corresponding bust meas urements 32, 34, .36, 38, 40, 42 and 44. Size 16 (34) requires 3% yards of 35 Inch material, and % yard contrast ing. Every Barbara Bell Pattern in cludes an illustrated instruction guide which is easy to understand. Barbara Bell Pattern No. 1787-B' can be procured for fifteen cents. The Barbara Bell Pattern Book fea turing winter designs is ready. Send fifteen cents today for your copy. Send your order to The Sewing Circle Pattern Dept., 367 W. Adams St., Chicago, 111. FIN N EY OF T H E FORCE From Your Doctor if the “Pain” Remedy You Take Is Safe. D on’t Entrust Your Own or Your Family’s Well - Being to Unknown Preparations you take any prepara B EFORE tion you don’t know all about, for the relief of headaches; or the pains of . .rheumatism, neuritis or neuralgia, ask your doctor what he thinks about it — in comparison with Genuine Bayer Aspirin. We say this because, before the discovery of Bayer Aspirin, most so-called “ pain” remedies were ad vised against by physicians as being bad for the stomach; or, often, for the heart. And the discovery of Bayer Aspirin largely changed medical practice. Countless thousands of people who have taken Bayer Aspirin year in and out without ill effect, nave proved that the medical findings about its safety were correct. Remember this: Genuine Bayer Aspirin is rated among the fastest methods yet discovered for the relief of headaches and all common pains . . . and safe for the average person to take regularly. You can get real Bayer Aspirin at any drug store — simply by never asking for it by the name “ aspirin” alone, but always saying BAYER ASPIRIN when you buy. Bayer Aspirin €> B ell Syndicate.— W N U Service. OUT AND OUT “ There’s a creditor without, sir.” “ Well, he’ll have to go without” Went Haywire A young aviation officer stationed somewhere in Egypt was flying near the Great Pyramid, carrying out exer cises in navigation and discovering his geographical position with a sextant. After a series of involved calcula tions, he turned suddenly to his pilot and said, “ Take your hat o ff!” “ Why?” asked the pilot. “ Because, according to my calcula tions, we are now inside S t Paul’s •cathedral.”—Atlanta Constitution. Another Problem A farmer visited his son’s college. Watching students in a chemistry class, he was told they were looking for a universal solvent. “ What’s that?” asked the farmer. “ A liquid that will dissolve any thing.” “ That’s a great idea,” agreed the farmer. “ When you find it, what are you going to keep it in?” —Everybody’s Weekly. THE SCOUNDREL! “Jack told me 1 was so interesting and so beautiful.” “And yet you will trust yourself for Definite Proof Teacher -Johnny, who was Anne life with a man who begins deceiv ing you even during his courtship.” Boleyn? * Johnny- Anne Boleyn was a flat iron. Sinecure Teacher- ■ — What on earth do you “ Are you a clock watcher?” asked mean? the employer of the candidate for a Johnny- -Well, it says here in the his- job. tory book, “ Henry, having disposed of “ No, I don’t like inside work,” re Catherine, pressed his suit with Anne plied the applicant, without heat. “ I’m Boleyn.”— Santa Fe Magazine. a whistle listener.”—Troy (N. Y.) Times-Record. Helping Himself With Stuffing “ This Is pie for me,” said the Boarding-house Mistress- -What part golfer, as he gloated over a perfect lie. “Yes, I noticed you’ve had several of the chicken do you wish? Freshman—Some of the meat, please. slices,” replied his opponent—London —Pathfinder Magazine, Opinion. A Sharp Lot, Down Maine “ Gimme an all-day sucker,” the lad demanded o f the candy man. He was handed one. “ Looks kind o f small,” remarked the youth looking at it doubtfully. “ Yeah, the days are shorter.” — Portland Express METHOD IN THAT “ Why do you always buy your clothes on the installment plan?” “ They try to give me stuff that will last until the Installments are all paid.” Mutual Judge—Have you any fixed abode? Defendant—No f l ’m on circuit like yourself.—Punch.