THE A U R O R A O B S E R V E R Miss Marvin, state librarian, should get Senator Alex La Follett to intercede with Judge Bushey, in the county library movement! THURSDAY, OCTOBER 9, L919. jij WESCOTT - - - - - E d it o r an d - — ---------------------------------— -----------------------------------;------------------------ | I p le d g e a lle g ia n c e to m y fta g a n d th e re p u b lic S P u b l is h e r E itsíf&d as s&aond ¿lass matter March 28, 1911, at the postoffice at Aurora Oregon, under the Act of March 3, 1879. Is - ; ervice Is Our Slogan afety Is Our Watchword fo r Deposits at the Aurora State Bank have touched the $300,000 mark. It is especially encouraging to note the steadily increasing time and savings deposits of the people of the Aurora vicinity. This is a very healthy condition and indicates that people generally are using judgment and during these prosperous times are laying away funds for future needs. We pay 4% on time deposits and i% compounded quart­ erly on savings accounts. You are given absolute assurance of safety and the satisfaction o f being able to get your money .when you need it. There is no loss from market fluctuation. A time deposit with us is the ideal short time investment. A Stayton W oolen Mill manufactures an autorobe which is sold in Salem stores at $6.95. The output of the mill is larger than the home trade can handle, and the re­ mainder of its product is sold to an eastern mail order house which prices the robes in its catalogue at $8.50 each—and Marion county people are buying them! w h ic h it s t a n d s , o n e N a t i o n , i n d iv is ib le , w ith l i b e r t y a n d \ § j u s t i c e t o a ll. ^niiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiimmmiiiHiiiimitu! | HAVE A LAUGH f imimiiiiiimiimiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiinu* Where Is The Sting, O Alcohol? To those who miss their alcoholic stimulants, Senor Ramon Jesus Dumalogon, a half breed Chinese-Filipino, from Cagayan de Oro, has a substitute which he is offer­ ing to the waiting western world. He wants to introduce the Buya, which is composed o f the betel nut and a little shell-lime wrapped in the leaf of the Piper betle (a species o f climbing pepper). • The Buya is chewed by the natives of the Philippines —including the Moros of Mindanao,the dog-eating Igorot- les of Luzon, the wiry little Negritos of Mindoro, as well as some o f the highly cultured natives of the archipelago. The fact that the Buya blackens the teeth may prove a slight disadvantage. But it has long been the solace, and dream creator of the South Seas. Used freely Buya makes the devotee o f booze forget the lure that lingers in the suitcase. With a chew o f Buya in his mouth, the bolo man works happily all day in the tropic sun, feeling as if he were in paradise. His troubles fade away and his soul is at rest. A second chew takes him in fancy out of the fields, into the heavens where the celestial- music of the spheres calms all the emo­ tions of the Orient. A third chew brings up to him the great green jungles filled with revolving green parrots which turn into multi-colored lizards that spring from star to star. From the tangled mile-long vines of the jungle, red monkeys leap and chatter in pure unadulterated joy, and the whole earth sends up yellow balls of fire. All these things—and many more—are contained in betel nut, the pepper leaf and the pinch of shell- lime. If this b^xTw, -oe .^nor Ramon Jesus Dumalogon says, 0 alcohol, where is thy strr%-p The Tie That Bound. Lawyer—On what grounds, madam, do you wish a divorce from your hus­ band? Client—Why, I married him for his money, and he has lost everything. Or? Husband (on a birthday present buying expedition) What size hosiery w o u l d a lady wearing a No. 3 shoe require? Saleslady—I beg your pardon, but, listen, does she carry a bank ac­ count, or— MARRY—Thousands lonely people; all ages; worth $5,000,» to $400,000; will Tony Spagoni was having his throat marry; write for my list; FREE. Ralph examined at the infirmary. “ Say; Hyae, 253a-8 Minna St, San Francisco, ‘ch-h-h,’ ” said the doctor. Cal. ‘ 29-2t “Me no spik Englees,” said Tony. Oxy-Acetylene welding at the Gil­ To Get Back. more & Hardisty blacksmith shop at “At twenty you left the farm and came to the city. And for thirty years Canby, in the most satisfactory man­ you have been working like hades. ner. What for?” “ In order to get money enough to FOR SALE—Two Jersey cows, about live in the country.” 40 hens and pullets (White Leghorns), about 100 bu. Sunrise wheat. Call Hit the Duke. 11155 Needy or at place of residence 1 “ No. duke, mile north of Needy. Lelah R. Graves. father would nev put up a million FOR SALE—A fine A No. 1 four dollars to buy a year old Holstein cow, fresh, giving 6 title.” gallons of milk a day, for sale. See “Then why^dld Henry Tautfest, Aurora Route 3, you encourage my (near Fargo). 30 attentions?” “I was j u s t WANTED—Small farm. Will ex­ shopping.” change my modern 2 room Bungalow as Nailed Down. part payment. Alex H, Kerr, Apt 22, “ Got a dollar, Jones?” Peninsula Bank Bldg., Portland, Ore­ “Yeah, I got one.” gon, 30-4tp. “ Will you lend it t’ muh?” “ Nope; that’s th’ reason I got one.” . MARRY IF LONELY; for results Wanted Too Much. The taking of the 1920 census will begin January 2. Cities and towns will be completed in about two weeks, and the rural districts within a month. Enumerators will be appointed after an examination this month at Salem.' Enumerators and other employes of the Census Bureau are forbidden, under heavy penalties, to give out any in­ formation whatever concerning the information collected, and it is desired to impress the people that the census has nothing to do with taxation. Eugene parents and teachers are raising a row about the big picture of the ex-Kaiser that adorns a page in the geography in use in the Oregon schools—one of the books recently adopted for use for the next six years. If the state text-book commission has saddled this thing on the schools, there is nothing to prevent pupils from tearing the offending page out of the book and petitioning the governor to fire the text book commission. Today is “ fire prevention” day. The governor calls upon everyone to examine their premises and to remove all fire hazards. He emphasizes the importance o f the day because of the spirit of unrest that prevades the country. Will exchange my modern 5 room Bungalow, “ St. Johns District” for small farm. Alex H. Kerr, Apt 22, Peninsula Bank Bldg, Portland, Ore­ gon. 30-4tp. Too Advanced. The Clackamas county fair countenanced a beautiful Customer—That doesn’t seem a very array of fake concessions this year—from the “ Happy good fit. Dealer—Vot you exspect for ’leven Canyon” with its painted vampires down to the “ kewpie” tollars—an attagk of epilepsy? grafters who raked in the money on turns, of where the operator stood a 20 to 1 chance to win. The “ Happy Birds Adopt Conservation; Some Ride on Brake Beams Canyon” was so rank a fake that many demanded their money back—and they got it! The “ kewpie” graft re­ Some species of birds among the to the West and South do ceived a set back when the sheriff stopped one Thursday migrants not depend upon their wings alone to afternoon, which was fleecing the public the worst. The speed them on their journey. Accord­ ing to a Nevada railway official, whom operator of that game is said to have taken in $100 with­ the San Francisco Chronicle quotes, out giving out a single “ kewpie” . These fakes are a various birds, especially sparrows and linnets, have adopted a less fatiguing positive injury to any fair. method of transit than that which we Until 5 years ago, the meat of calves less than three weeks old was considered unfit for food. But the depart­ ment of agriculture has proved that for food purposes a pound of meat from a 5 day old calf is just as good as a pound of the maturest beef, Over 5,000,000 bull calves have been killed yearly at birth because the milk they would consume to bring them to a (marketable) weight as veal was worth more than the calf would bring on the market as veal. The Federal government meat inspection regulations have been amended so as to permit the car­ casses of young calves to be disposed o f for food. LOCAL AD RATES Local Notices and Classified Col­ umn Advertisements o f aii kinds are 10 cents per line for the first insertion and 5 cents per line for all insertions thereafter. No single insertion notice less than 25 cents. This rate applies to all For Sale, For Rent, Lost, Found, Want Ads, Cards o f Thanks and all notices o f socials, shows, fairs, entertainments, etc., which charge an admission fee, or are given to raise money for any purpose. Copy for local reading notices must be handed in not later than Wednesday noon. usually consider as their natural one, by riding on the brake beams of trains. He described an incident in which some hundreds of birds, riding on a Southern Pacific train that was pass­ ing through Nevada from the East, suddenly flew from their perches be­ neath the coaches when the train pass­ ed over a rough crossing. Cleaning Leather Goods. Do not use gasoline in cleaning leath­ er upholstery. Plain water with a little ammonia will remove the dirt and a brisk rubbing with a clean woolen or flannel cloth will do the rest. For still more careful treatment use a reg­ ular dressing. Honolulu — The Penikese Island Leper Colony, Hawaiian Islands, bought War Savings Stamps to the amount of $62 per capita. There were thirty-two purchasers among the lepers. This amount is three times as much as the per capita quotr for the United States, which is $20. The total sales of War Savings and Thrift Stamps for HawvPi amounted tc $2,020,000—beating quota by *20,000. -W SS- All the wealth in the world has been saved by some one. Buy War Savings Stamps. (Under Exacting Slate Supervision) 3 IBS M EAT M ARKET WURSTER BROS. ICE OREGON AURORA, EE ... Give The Cow Plenty of our feed and you’ ll get plenty of good rich milk in the pail. Our special cow feed is so extra nutri­ tious that it not alone sustains Bossy in good condition but makes for more and better milk besides. If y o u ’ ll t r y o u r f e e d f o r a w h il e ,y o u ’ ll Maker” hundreds rich wish marriage soon; strictly confidential; most re­ liable; years of experience; descriptions free. The “ Successful Club” , Box 556, Oakland, Calif. 25-3t. not be satisfied with ordinary feed again. The results will be too satisfactory. H u b b a rd C re a m e ry C o. HUBBARD, OREGON THE PORTLAND NEWS The Portland News by mail one year for $3,25; for six months $1.70; and for three months 85 cents. Send your sub scription to Thomas M. Wescott, Aur­ ora. Oregon, Review o f Reviews has now advanced to $4,00 per year, and worth it! But you can get this great magazine a*id the Observer, both one year for $4.50, Bring your apples to me at Hubbard, I will pay good prices for sound apples not less than 2J inches in diameter.— W. L, Bentley, Hubbard, Oregon. TRESPASS NOTICES Protect your fields against Trespass­ ers, Hunters, and unauthorized Berry Pickers, with proper notices. Notices to Trespassers, $1.00 per doz­ en, single notices 10c. Hunters and trespasser’ s notices (combined in one), $1.00 per dozen, single notices 10c. Notices forbidding the picking of Berries, $1.00 per dozen. Single notices 10c. “ No Smoking” notices, for barns, stables, storerooms, etc,,50c per dozen. There is> no skill or cleverness to Registered Breeding Stock Big Type Poland and Duroc Jersey fce compared to that which avoids Swine. temptation. Young stock for sale. DIMICK STOCK FARM, Daily Thought. To be trusted is a greater compli­ Hubbard, Oregon. ment than to be loved.—George Mac­ donald. LEPER COLONY LENDS FREELY Deposits $250.000 4% compounded quarterly on Savings Deposits 4 % paid on Time Deposits t r y m e ;b e s t and m o s t s u c c e s s fu l “ H o m e Daily Optimistic Thought. Drunk With Love. “ ‘Oh, Amorous Dove' by this impos­ ing queen, was one of the best sots of the evening.”—New York Times. Aurora State Bank Automobile Owners! Does your car need Painting? If so, bring it to us. Our first class workmanship, together with our dust proof finishing room guaran­ tees absolute satisfaction. Our pric­ es are reasonable, Oregon City Auto Painting Co. Busch’s Dock" A uto T ru c k PRINTED Butter Wrappers It no longer being allowable to write the name of the maker on rolls of butter ex­ posed for sale,TheObserver has again begun printing (upon orders)of Butter Wrappers. 100 for $1.50 Each additional 100, 75 cents Ten cents(per order) additional if sent by mail. .Phone or mail2your order now, and get your wrappers by return mail. The Observer, Aurora, Oregon MARRY IF LONELY; for results Complete line of Drugs, etc., at try me;best and most successful“ Home Moore’s Woodburn. Mail your orders. Maker” hundreds rich wish marriage soon;strictlv confidential; most re­ The Observer is agent for the Satur­ liable ;years of experience; descriptions day Evening Post $2.00 per year. Lad­ free. The “ Successful Club” , Mrs. Ball, Box 556, Oakland, Calif. 31-33p ies Home Journal $1.75 per year. Country Gentlemen $1.00 per year. Sherman Clay Pianos at Moore’s Telephone us vour order now. Drug Store, Woodburn. Oregon City, Ore. The Christian Herald and McCall’s, both one year for $3.00. The Herald alone $2.50 per year. Phone the Ob-! server your order today. E. M. HURST Proprietor “ Buy your flour, feed and poultry j supplies of the Hubbard Creamery Co,, ! Hubbard, Oregon.” Frequent trips between Aurora and Portland.—Will Haul To Any Place in the Willamette Valley. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Phone 6-52 AURORA, OREGON Sherman Clay Piqnos Drug Store, Woodburn. at Moore’s Í Have your oxy-actylene welding done j by Gilmore & Hardisty, blacksmiths, ! Canby. J R.R. GILMORE Blacksmithing HORSESHOEING A SPECIALTY Formerly the Chas. Goudreau Shop CANBY - OREGON