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ANGORA GOATS.
"Good-day,” said Mr. Angora Goat.”
“Bad-day,” said Mrs. Angora Goat.
"I plight have expected you to make
such a speech.” said Mr. Angora Goat.
"Why?” asked Mrs. Angora Goat.
“ Because you’re such a terror,” said
Mr. Angora Goat.
“ So are you, my dear.”
“ Well, I wouldn’t have surprised my
self if I had said it, either,” said
Mr. Angora Goat.
“ Such silly foolishness,” said Mrs.
Angora Goat, “how can a creature sur
prise himself?”
“ Quite easily,” said Mr. Angora
Goat.
“How?” asked Mrs. Angora Goat.
“By surprising himself.”
“But how can he do anything that
would surprise himself, silly?” asked
Mrs. Angora Goat.
“ Well, he might surprise himself by
falling over when he meant to stand
up, or by slipping when he didn’t in
tend to, or in marry other-A?gwsv
“There, smarty, you thought you had
me in a trap, didn’t you?”
“I thought no such thing. I wouldn’t
trap you, and besides there is no trap
around.”
“I didn’t mean a real trap,” said Mr.
Angora, “I mean you tried to put me
in a hole.”
"I didn’t at all,” said Mrs. Angora.
“ Oh, dear,” said Mr. Angora, “ what
I mean is you tried to make me ap
pear foolish and as if I couldn’t an
swer my own questions ^and I could.
You will have to admit that.” ,,
“ Very well, I admit it,” - said Mrs.
Angora Goat.
“ I agree with you,
though not with many creatures. That
is, I agree with you at times.”
“I know,” said Mr. Angora, “ it is not
because of your sweet disposition.”
“Why should I waste time by having
such a thing? One can’t enjoy it.”
’ “ Others can, perhaps,” said Mr. An
gora, “but that is not my affair. I
know the keeper .says we’re a bad
pair.”
“ Yes,” agreed Mrs. Angora, “I’ve
heard him say so. He said we were
beautiful, but bad!”
“That’s absurd,” said Mr. Angora
Goat. “The very idea of being good
when we are beautiful. That is quite
enough.”
“I think so,” said Mrs. Angora Goat,
“but many creatures don’t.”
“ I’ve heard the keeper say that we
were the worst pair of angora goats
he had ever known,” said Mr. Angora
Goat
“Good.” said Mrs. Angora Goat, shak
ing her horns.
Mr. Angora watched her as she did
this. “Your horns aren’t nearly so
SOCIAL AFFAIRS
PUBLIC AUCTION
Carl Bremer will sell at public Auc-| Mrs. Diana Snyder and Mrs, Ken
tion, Saturday, August 30, at the old j neth Grimm were hostesses at Darning
Jacob G. Miller farm, one mile north Tea at the home of Mrs. Snyder Thurs
day afternoon. At the request of those
west of Aurora, the following.:
Team of sorrel mares, 8 and 9 years present, some rare pieces of darning
old, weight about 1150; 6 shoats, 3 j and bead work, made by Mrs. Vande-
months old; Chester White boar, 200 leur years ago were shown.
Those present were Mesdames Otta-
lbs.; 2 Chester White brood sows, one
way, Schwab, Scheurer, Wescott, B.
of them bred.
One three-inch farm wagon, one F, Giesy, J. M. Will.Vandeleur, Bents,
double harness, three sets single har Webert, Hunt, E, M. Grim, John
ness, a buggy and a light hack, disc, Kraus, Piper, S. A. Miller, G. A. Eh-
harrow, a No. 40 Oliver chilled plow, j len, Sadler, Atkinson, A. W, Kraus,
a 50-tooth peg-tooth harrow, hay rack, J. P. Wurster, Saling, Watt, W. H.
Ehlen, Bradtl, W. P. Wurster, F. L,
binder, a lot farm tools, etc.
One Monarch steel range, ' heater, Miller, B. J. Grim, Fred Yergen, Earl
hardwood dining table, 6 chairs, bed Gribble, Ellers, Blosser, Diana Snyder
lounge, kitchen treasury chiffonier, and Kenneth Grimm; Misses Orletta
bureau, clothes wringer, washstand, Kraus, Georgia Kraus, Emma Snyder,
Corinne Burgerson, Velma Bents, Clara
and many other househould articles.
Terms—All sums of $10 and under, Will and Lizzie Will.
cash. Over $10, 6 months time on good
A number of ladies motored out to
bankable paper at 6 per cent interest.
the home of Mrs, Edward Piper Satur
Five per cent off for cash.
Will Heniz will cry the sale, and Zeno day afternoon thus adding another link
in the chain of benefits for the state
Schwab, will act as clerk.
university for the Woman’ s Building.
Cards furnished the entertainment for
the afternoon,
Miss Emma Snyder
winning first honors. Refreshments
were served by Mrs. Piper, Mrs. Irvin,
The Aurora Drug Store has secured and Mrs. Mills,
the agency for the Mandel phono
Those present were: Mesdames
graphs, the universal- machine which Adams, Vandeleur, Sadler, Irvin, Geo.
plays all records. It gives you 50 per I Ehlen, Watt, B. F. Giesy, Fred Yer-
cent more value for your money than ! gen, Glass, Mills, F. L, Miller, Bents,
any other phonograph. This store also j Saling, E. R. Gribble, and Miss Emma
carries a stock of V ictor,. Edison and ! Snyder and Wanda Keyt.
Columbia Records. You can not afford
to buy a Phonograph without first
PEACHES FOR CANNING
consulting the Aurora Drug Store.
Early Crawfords now ripe. $1.50
per bushel in orchard, Eilers Peach
To Polish, Mahogany.
Orchards, Aurora Mutual Phone, R. 3,
lYoiif>d linseed oil is the finest thing
Aurora, Oregon,
for genuine old mahogany, as it hard
ons and preserves the wood. Pour the
oil on to a pad of soft flannel and SHERIFF’S NOTICE OF SALE OF
rub the wood well. If there are any
REAL PROPERTY ON
cracks in the wood the oil will fill
EXECUTION.
these and harden. Wipe off the su
perfluous oil and polish, with a dry
soft cloth. A little vinegar added to
By virtue of an Execution issued out
the oil will make a bright, clean, dr- of the Circuit Court of the State of
finish.
Oregon for the County of Jackson on
the 8th day of August 1919 in favor of
Louisa Densmore Defendant and against
. Order your peaches now, Early and William H. Densmore Plaintiff for the
| Late, Crawfords, irom the Crown- sum ot Fifty-five and 70-100 ($55.70)
Dollars, U. S., Gold Coin, costs, and ac
Willameti e Orchards. W rite or Call.
cruing costs, 1 have levied upon and
George Gray, Route 3, Aurora, Ore-
will sell at Public Auction, on Saturday
I gon.
23-3t
the 20th day of Sèptember 1919 at 11
o ’clock, A. M. at the Court House door
Complete line of Drugs, e‘tc., at in Salem, Marion County and State of
Moore’ s, Woodburn. Mail your orders Oregon, all the right, title and interest
which the said William H, Densmore
We are buying all kinds of fru its-- Plaintiff had on or after the 18th day
and are prepared to buy tons and tons of August 1919, date property was lev
o f Evergreen blackberries.
Don’ t ied upon," in or to the following des
cribed premises, to-wit; Lot Six (6j
forget.
block Twenty-two (22) Pleasant Gome
HAZELWOOD PRODUCE CO.,
Canby, Ore.
(24-4t) Addition to Salem, Oregon, as is shown
by the plat on file in the Recorders
office in said City of Salem, State of
Oregon.
MONUMENTS
Terms of Sale, Cash, unless bid in by
If your monumental work is solicited,
plaintiff.
kindly ask the solicitor for our busi
Dated at Salem, Oregon, this 19th
ness card.
day of August 1919.
Capital Monumental Works,
W. I. NEEDHAM,
2210 S. Com. St.
Phone 689, Salem.
Sheriff of Marion County, Oregon,
By O. D, BOWER, Deputy.
First Publication August 21, 1919,
Last Publication September 18, 1919,
DR, L. A. DILLARD
MARKET REPORT
Egg per dozen 44c
Butter, 2-lb. roll $1.00
Butterfat 60c
Spring Broilers 25
Ducks, 13c
Turkeys, old, 25c
jeese 14c
Old Roosters, 12c
Hens, 20c to 22
Cascara, 10c
Lard, 30c
Potatoes, $2.50
Mohair 50c
*
Wool 47c to 53c
J
FARGO CHURCH SERVICES
PEACHES TOR CANNING
.
DENTIST
“Oh, Fiddlesticksl"
M. H. Hostetler
The Old Reliable
AUCTIONEER
Livestock and Country Sales,
Write for Dates and Prices
What B Stood For.
T. P. Soules, the father of Mrs. W
L, White of Union, died Monday at his
home in Woodburn after a long illness.
The funeral took place yesterday after
noon at Woodburn.
Mr, Soules was a well known citizen
of Woodburn and highly respected by
all who knew him, The bereaved rela
tives have the sympathy of a multitude
of friends,
y o u w ill h ear from one D ort
o w n er w ill sim p ly be a repeti
tion o f w h a t an oth er w ill
sta te a s to th e reliab ility an d
eco n o m y o f th e car.
PRICES (Subject to increase without notice)
F o u r se a so n C ars
O pen C ars
S edan .
$1355
T o u r in g
. $925
C oup e .
1355
R o a d s te r . 925
S eda n et (C o n v e r tib le ) $1000
F . O. B. Fa ctory
W i r e W h e e ls and S pa re T ire s E x tra
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Mail your drug orders to
Drug Store, Wooiburn,
Moores
M. E. Phillips went to Oregon City
Monday on legal business.
Good Cow for Sale-dtive years old.
Inquire of J. M. Broyles, Aurora, Ore.
Mrs. A, R. Eisner was a visitor here
this week at the home of Mrs. Fred
Keil.
F. L. MILLER
Aurora, Oregon
PORT MOTOR GAR C O M P A N Y
John Bauman was among those trans
acting business at Oregoti City this
week.
A. H. Giesy and son Chester Giesy
motored up from PortlamTon business
yesterday.
Mr, and Mrs. Joe Marsh were here
Sunday from St. Helens to visit their
parents Mr. and Mrs. J, R. Marsh.
Your mail orders will receive prompt
attention and your patronage appre
ciated.—Aurora Drng Store.
Mrs. I. F. Toombs of Denver, Col
orado, is here this week visiting her
ister Mrs, Percy Ottaway.
W.H. Asquith and Otto Blosser went
to Astoria this week to demonstrate
the water-proofing process for which
they are agents.
Early Indian Agriculture.
When the white men first- arrived in
this country they found an aboriginal
population mainly sedentary and agri-
ultural.
The Indians were mostly
armers, peacefully disposed and dwell
ing in villages. Predatory and unscrupu
lous, after the manner of his kind, the
Intruding Caucasian drove them to war
and forced them to adopt a roving and
unsettled mode of existence.
Corn was their priniepa! crop—a ce
real unKnown to Europe. now '•ex
tensively they grew it may be judged
from the fact that in 1685 the British
destroyed 12,000 acres of maize plant
ed by the Senecas.
The Indians of pre-Columbian days
pursued agriculture on a co-operative
plan. Large fields of corn were made
up of hundreds of individual fields.
The squaws stirred the fruitful earth
and planted the grain. At harvest
time the men and boys helped, to gath
er the ripe ears.
Mr. and Mrs. Albert Trendel! are
here from California visiting Mr. and
Mrs. Chas. Eilers at the home on the
Willamette six miles north of Aurora.
Helena Morris, daughter of Mr. and
Mrs. O. G, Morris is still at the Oregon
City hospital, ill from an attack of
typhoid fever. Mrs. Morris goes down
every day to see her.
I corns, documents, etc.—placed witntn
them evidently as memorials likely
I to be instructive to subsequent gen-
! erations.
The Great Pyramid, which was de
signed as a tomb for a monarch, was
. expected to endure forever, and so its
I cornerstone could not have been ex-
peeled to contain any such inemora-'
i bilia.
Indians Were First Dentists?
Why do Americans have the best
I teeth in the world? Why did the dan-
! dified kaiser insist on an American
j dentist? The Indians taught us.
Dr. Marshall H. Saville of Colum-
1 bus university digs into ruins, discov-
1 ers: Long before Columbus was born,
I even fifteen hundred years ago, the
i Aztecs had perfected dentistry to an
! art. They filled cavities, made crowns
and bridge " work. Aztec dudes had
conspicuous holes in their teeth filled
with gold or turquoises—as perfect fit-
I ting a job as you could get today.
Practice of Laying Cornerstones.
They left records showing that they
At the northeast corner of the Great even used coca, from which cocaine
Pyramid of Cheops is a stone bigger I is extracted, as a local anesthetic.
and more symmetrically cut than, any
other In that gigantic structure. It is
Joe Graham, Jr. wrote from Ger
supposed to have been, meant as a
many to his mother at Butteville, that
“cornerstone.”
The practice of laying cornerstones their orders had arrived to leave Ger
for important buildings is certainly many, August 11, if not sooner, for
very ancient, and many very old ones ever, he hopes. His division was the
have yielded most interesting relics— last to leave.
G. A. Ehlen and W. C. Kinyon were
Portland Visitors Monday. Mrs. Ehlen
went down with them to visit a few
days at the home of Mrs. Victor Berg
at Grays Crossing.
PEACHES
Rout« 2, HUBBARD, OREGON
Early Crawfords and Muirs, Frje"e
j stone, the kind for canning. Come
| early, big demand. Abiqua Peach
Orchard, Bock Bros.
Silverton-Mt
j Angel road at steel bridge. Phone Sil
i verton Black 293.
Mr. and Mrs. Zeno Schwab and child
ren of this city and Mias Teresa Cuts
forth o f Gervais left by automobile
Tuesday to spend their vacation at
Pacific City and other beach resorts.
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Left the Secretary Guessing.
Your Eyeglasses
let me supply them!
First, because my examination
of the eyes is scientific.
Second, because I fit your Glass
es accurately.
Third, because they will be be
coming Eyeglasses and give you
standard sight.
How Edward Knew.
Dorothy—Eddy, your mamma’s call
ing you and I’ll bet she’s mad.
Little -Edward—No her ain’t ; cause
If she wuz she’d be calling “Edward,”
form an ce on th e road. W h a t
T. P. SOULES DEAD
Needy Mutual Phone 1 0-5 5 1 — Terms Reasonabl e j
Onions in the Paint.
Kenneth was trying to teach his
small sister the alphabet and felt that
he had been working long enough to
get results. He turned to the first
page of the A B C book and said:
“ A is for acorn. What is B for?”
The answer came promptly, “B is
for beecorn.”
a s co n vin cin g as its o w n per
Services at the Fargo church Sunday,
August 24, Sunday school 10 a. m.
Class for children of all ages. Bible
class for the older people.
Morming
worship at 11 a, m. Evening servi ce
a tS o ’ clock,
Prayer meeting every
Wednesday evening. All are welcome.
The aim of this church is to serve the
community, ,
Phonographs
Rooms 1 and 2, I. O. O. F. Bldg,
CANBY, OREGON
The painters had jfist finished paint
ing the walls, ceiling and woodwork of
thè kitchen, which small Catherine
was inspecting. After a few moments
her eyes began to pain and water.
“ Oli, mother,” she cried, “do the
men put onions in their paint, that
makes your eyes hurt?”
N o th in g th a t could be said
about th e D brt w o u ld be h a lf
,
large as mine. Mine are more hand
some, too.”
“ Oh, fiddlesticks!” said Mrs. Angora
Goat.
“ What do you mean by that ?” asked
Mr. Angora Goat.
“I mean I don’t bother about what
you say unless it is the same as what
I say and think.”
“ Well,” said Mr. Angora Goat, “I
can say the same of you, and about
you.”
“I’ve heard,” said Mrs. Angora Goat,
after a moment, “that even though you
may brag of your handsome horns
which are a little bit bigger than mine,
that you are considered far worse than
I am.
“ Yes. I’ve heard that you were twice
as had as I was, twice.”
“That’s good,” said Mr. Angora Goat,
“for if I anugoing to be a bad fellow
I will be a thoroughly bad one. I’m
glad I succeed.”
So the two angora goats gave the
keeper a lot of trouble, but they didn’t
care, for they were mean as well as
bad and cross.
Q uality G oes ClearThrough
OREGON CITY
The following story is told of the
late Joaquin Miller, the “poet of the
Sierras.” . A certain club desired the
poet to address an annual meeting
for which an elaborate program had
.been prepared. The secretary wrote
a letter to Miller, telling him of the
purpose of the gathering and request
ing his co-operation.
In due time
there came an answer from the’ poet
It was in his own hand and covered
four pages. In vain the secretary pu
zled over the manuscript. He passed it
on to the president, the board of di
rectors and the members in turn, but
all failed, to decipher the scrawl. The
question before the club was, “Has
Miller accepted or has he declinedT
The secretary finally sent the follow
ing note to the poet : “ My Dear Mr
Miller—Your letter received, but I
have been unable to determine whetb
er you have accepted or'declined bur
invitation. If you will be present on
the date mentioned, will you kindly
make a- cross at the bottom of this
letter? If it will be impossible for
you to appear, will you kindly draw
circle?” In due time the letter came
back, but the secretary could not de
cide whether the poet had drawn
cross or a circle!
Mail your drug orders to Moore
Drug Store, Woodburn.
Mr. and Mrs. George W. Yergen went
to.Portland Tuesday night to pack up
their household goods, having sold thei
Portland residence. They will move to
their tarm north of Aurora. Thei
goods will be shipped by truck Satur
day. .
Mr. and Mrs. Manley Brower and
children motored down from Ashland
this week to visit their aunt Mrs. S. A,
Miller. They will remain some time
Mr. Brower found the roads very bad
much of the way.
J. Melvin Wharton, marine editor of
the Portland Telegram, was here Mon
day and Tuesday, a guest of James A.
Miller. They became friends while
both were attending Stanford Univer
sity.
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Reports come from Roseburg of the
champion loganberry grower of that
section of the state. On 3J acres, he
sold logans to the amount of $2470,
But this is still far behind Marion coun
ty’s champion record, wherein J, H.
Hoffman of the Keizer, bottom sold
from 3,6 acres, the sum of $3735.
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