ALBANY DEMOCRAT Entered at the postoftVe jit Albany, Oregon, as secoVd-clasama4ter. W. L. Jackson and Ralph R. CronlM Editors and Managers Taul D. Murphy . , , .- (City Editor I MISFI TS I SjG PL U MN f m Daily published every evening except Sunday. Semiweckly published Tuesday and Fridays. ESTABLISHED IMS Business Matter la ordering changes of address, subscribers should always give old as well as new address. Subscripts Kates Daily Delivered by carried Per month 60c; Per year in Advance $5.00 By Mail, In Linn and Route 4 Benton County, Per year, in Advance . .$4.00 Oateide of Linn County and Rt. 4 Benton Co, Per year, in Advance . .$6.00 Member of The Asociated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. AU rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. j PHON E 96 ALBANY, OREGON, SATURDAY, MARCH 27. 1920 FARMERS WORK WITH BUSINESS A delegation from the recently organized American Farm Bureau Federation, which numbers over a million members, has been in Washington lately conferring with government department heads and with business organiza . tions. Among the little jobs the farmers' delegates have attend ed to was a visit to the Secretary of the Treasurey to gain his promise for consideration of their request that income tax blanks for farmers be simplified. They talked with the United States Chamber of Commerce on the relation of the agricultural program to big business. They went to the Senate committee on agriculture and urged that body not to cut last year's appropriation. They attended the hearing of the meat packers before the corresponding House commit tee, and presented resolutions which had previously been adopted by agricultural associations of Iowa and Illinois the resolutions demand "regulation of all purveyors of food including packers, wholesale grocers and commission men, ' in such manner as will be fair and just to producers and con sumers, as well as to the industries." They talked things over with the Attorney General. Although it appears that there were busy days for agri cultural delegates at the capital. But one thing stands out ' through all their efforts. That is their evident desire to co-operate with business interests for the good of everybody concerned, including the humble consumer. 1 he tarmer has been thought of as antagonistic to business and inclined to " a narrow view of his" own affairs. It appears now that farm ers are sincerely trying to be fair, open-minded and generous in point of view and in action. The business "interests of the ' cities will show wisdom if they develop the same spirit of . cordial co-operation. THE SIMPLIFIED HOME BY F. P. NUTTING Timely Comments and Gleanings of News from Hers, There and Everywhere by Former Editor of the Democrat A certain woman, complimented on the unfailing order liness of her house remarked: 1 wonder if it doesn t have that effect because there are so few things about. Every time I have been out anywhere I look around after I get home, and see if there isn t something more 1 can put away. A glance around her rooms bore out the truth of her surmise and her statement. There was furniture enough in the room for comfort, but no more. There were a few good pictures, two or three vases and other decorative ob iects. that was all. Furthermore, a little questioning on the "putting things away" revealed the fact that most articles not reserved for daily use were disposed of given away, sold, or destroyed. Such simplification goes far to help solve the servant problem. It is easier to get a servant to stay in such a house because the work is easier than in the more crowded domain. It is easier to get along without a servant for the same rea son. Business men are coming more and more to do away with unnecessary details. They reserve all their own energy and that of their employees for the essentials. The same plan works to the best possible advantage in the home. The more advantageously homes are conducted, the better and more contented families will live in them. This makes for the stability of society. There is more to this parting with mere combering things than appears on the surface. o A shortage of bird houses is reported. Well, we're sor ry, but there doesn't seem to be any other way the birds will just have to sleep in the trees. We are well-stocked with SHOES for men, women, and children, and we are able to supply you in a great many lines of footwear at less than the present wholesale cost of this line of merchandise. LADIES' SHOES Gun Metal Lace, Louis heel, Goodyear welt $6.45 Black Kid Lace, Military heel, Goodyear welts $6.95, $7.85 Sand Nubuck, Louis heel, Goodyear welt $6.85 White Kid, Louis heel, Goodyear welt $6.85 Patent Leather Oxfords n $7.25 BOY'S SHOES Gun Metal Button Dress Shoes $2.85, $3.25, $3.45, $3.85 Outing Shoes for Summer wear $1.85, $1.98, $2.45, $2.98 MEN'S SHOES Outing Shoes for summer wear $2.98, $3.25, $3.45 Lightweight Work Shoes $3.45, $4.45, $5.85 Heavy Work Shoes $5.85, $6.95, $7.25 Heavy Canvas Shoe, rubber sole and heel $2.25, $3.25 Tan Army Shoes $6.85, $7.45, $8.50 SillllllllllllllUlllUllUillllUlUlllll One would think "setting" goose on a nest was enfiiei! to protection; hut some revenue men who won raid ing a house the other day hail a oif fercnt opinion aboui. surh things in that particular house, an I taking the I'oose off the nest fuum! a Urt bot tle of whiskey underneath. KUe where the family photograph album attracted attention, and, ai snored ns an album is they entered behind its cover end found another quart bottle of whiskey. These are just two of many s hemes resorted to defeat the prohibition law; but the prohibition enforcement reve nue man is an astute fellow who goes to the bottom of things. A wax man in a show win-low on Morrison St., has attracted wide at tention on account of his life like ap pearance. Quite a numlxr of women, to whom anything in clothes suggests something worth while, have insisted that he is really a man posing, and one nervous woman, rushed inside to, complain of the brutality of keeping a man in one position so long. The figure was made in Paris, the suit in U. S. of A. f One woman who appreciated the situation remarked: "That is the kind of a man I would like to get," suggest-1 ing the spirit of the age, the secur- the recipient of daily visits from bish ops, and canl'ti.il., uml noble ladles, whilst the Pontiff himself regrrttsd his inability to visit her cell. And why? Ilocause of hrr wonderful pow ers of clairvoyance Two of her most mating feats were the narration to the sunn bled sisters of the aisai- ) alnailoii of resident Cat-not and ot King Humbert, whilst those drrad ful tragedies were actually taking place. ' III Ing of docile hubbies, who keep their mouths shut and furnish the lucre for $L6 hats. A man had better be wax than the , husband of some women who have been seen looking at the figure. TV... . ,1... ..I-.'... 1 ... "... j ill viunu.M III, tmiv (in, V ll,JVl'fl i , a good Held for pickiocketa, or rather; I pick-bags, for they work on the shop-1 ping bags of the enrapt women? A . former Albany man, now a detective, , in plain clothes, this week helK-d cup i ture two of the fellows at one haul, at , this particular place. j Imagination is a wonderful thing in life. One woman actually saw the wax man smile, and thus knew it wss 4 i. IV' The world needs more smiles and fewer growls. j I met S. S. Hniley, a former resi-, dent of Albany for several years.', called the millionaire horse man. He ' n owned a line string of horses, which' he trained on the old fair ground track. Now he is taking things easy, occasionally going to Southern Cali-. fomia, but declares Oregon is best. ' A -few days ago he sold his last horse for $'.'000 and is now as horseless as Washington and Broadway or an auto garage, j Mr. Bailey is an approachable man whom it is always a pleasure to meet. , Comments of the State Press Market toAira at Pendleton's Rod and Gun Club is fortunate in having received such a substancial gift a that of the four acre sit at Mission, donsted by II. W. Collins. Mr. Collins' generosity sets a good mark for other public spirited citizens to aim at. East Oregonian. Salem Slogan The Salem Slogan theme for next Thursday is Broccoli. Our people ought to ship car loads, train loads, of broccoli. They can make big mon ey at it; hundreds of dollars an acre. If you, Mr. Reader, known anvthine about broccoli, please help. It si your duty and ought to bc your pleasure. Salem Statesman. Does Not Work Another of the Vanrlrrhilt married foreign, is said tn h in tin for a divorce. It would seem to peo ple wno Daiance their funds with notning on either side of the decimal point that one could be happy under my condition with unlimited monev but it does not work out that way. uregoman. Needs More It is our COol Dudlremrnt that a married man ought to have an al lowance of more than $200 a vnr upon which to raise a child in mak ing an income tax return. There was a time when the amount wb ample, but not now. Exchange. General Dissatisfaction Oregon is a sample of all slates. Human nature is much the same here as elsewhere, arid yet we find a gen eral dissatisfaction with legislatures, with governors with city councils. baker Herald. versity of Oregon and the Oregon Agricultural colli gr was adopted, the mitlnge income of the two schools hus increased only 38 per fen', while in the same period tile number of stu dents has increased 150 per cent. Eugene Register. Y lien the Week-Day Grind Is Forgotten A pretty grove nestling beside a crystal lake, a l;ns!:ct of lunch, a few jolly- friends and who would not forget the day niter tiny, tight-to-five grind in office or chop? Happy days come often to those who ride a ! hi ley-Davidson The open places that are not cv:r-run by holiday crowds belong to you if you own n motorcycle. Outdoor men appreciate Harlc y-D a v i d o o n stamina, its rugged get-thcre-and-back depend ability. Country lanes r.re highways to this Master of the Koud. Ii. 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