ALBANY DEMOCRAT ErTtorodat the postoftVoat A Iban Jbnt0, as ."S" jjJ!?lliL W. U Jackson and Ralph R. Cronies Editor and Managers Daily published every evening except Sunday. Semiweekly published Tuesdays and Fridays. ESTABLISHED 1S Business Matter la ordering changes of address, subscribers should always give old as well ' as new address. 8abscriptioa Rates Daily Delivered by carried Far month 6Ck; Per year in Advance $5.00 By Mail, In Una and Route 4 Benton County, Par year, in Advance . .$4.00 Outside of Linn County and Rt. 4 Benton Co., Per year, in Advance . .$5.00 Member of The Aaeciated Preaa The Associated Preaa is exclusively entitled to the use for republication ei all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. AU rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. - PHONE M ALBANY, OREGON, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 10 ASBESTOS CLOTHING . Without a Kick - in It Since kicks are unlawful and knockers taboo , , By H. ft A. "r The time may be approaching when the family will hang its garments over a pure flame and burn them clean. Asbestos will be the material of those garments. '. ' Manufacturers are said to be working now upon asbest os as a textile. It is believed that this substance will prove to be more adaptable than either cotton or wool. It can be carded and spun and treated in much the same way as flax. Some of the strands are five and six feet long and its fibers have been found under the microscops to be fully five mil lionths of an inch thick. These fibers are said to have great .tensile strength. Heretofore the chief defect of asbestos fabrics has been their brittleness. Lining all these minute fibers are thousands of air cells. And therein lie the heat and cold resisting qualities of asbestos as a material for clothing. It will shut out the scorching heat of the sun of summer and the stiffening cold of winter. . Nothing is 6aid of the probable cost of asbestos clothing as compared with the fabrics now in common use. It is not unduly expensive, however, many a housewife is going to oe greany uueresiea. uarmenrs tor growing romping children need a strong fabric which will stand not only a good deal of rough wear on the child but also a good deal of strenuous cleansing. And possibly -when the dye experts I -iu. ...v- i i ' j t l .1. !.. t . .. uu ouicis wiiu uave 10 uo wun me jnanuiacrure oi Deaun bul cloth have gotten in their work, asbestos clothing will dc louna to oe Deaumui as wen as useful ana durable. THE DEADLIEST EPIDEMIC A well known medical authority says that influenza is a more fatal infection than smallpox." He argues accord ingly for through isolation of influenza patients, following tne same metnoa that is practised as a matter of course with smallpox cases. A good test of this method was made last winter in Buffalo. That city fought the flu by closing all its schools, churches, theatres and other public places, by using vac cines, and by insisting on the wearing of gauze masks. These precautions were put in force in the early stages of the epi demic, as a result, it never became a very serious epidemic in Buffalo. That city suffred for less in proportion to popu lation tnan tne majority of American cities, where rigid iso lation and other scientific regulations were not adopted. A repetition of last year's epidemic has been feared for this winter. It has not yet developed alarmingly anywhere, but there have been many disquieting appearances of the disease. Manifestly, the only sensible thing to do, wherever I it breaks out, is to recognize influenza for what it is a dis ease as deadly as any epidemic to which the modern world is subject and treat it accordingly. . : o COMMUNISM AND THE LEAGUE ' : What's Us Matter With Papat What's the matter with father, he's aU in; What's the matter with Father where'a he been? Mother, Oh Mother, run quick, get the Doc, Father's been into The Private Stock. THAT'S what the matter with Father that he's all in. see How We Gel That Way (Beauty Secret) "Sire," queried the Octagonal Two Thirder, "how do you do It, day in and day out, rain or enow? 1 mean, get so witty and sharp?" "One quart of rasor clams, devour ed alive before breagfast." ITnhed Lives of miner men remind us We could make our lives sublime, Getting pay for 6 hours' labor Not to mention overtime. Those Lebanon Animals! (From the Albany Herald) "Wildest, buckiest goat in Elkdom is the new . . . this morning from Lebanon concerning the animal Leb anon members of the an tiered herd." see The Vocabulary Club ENGAGEMENT.!. A thing eas ily Put On but difficult to Put Off. 2. A private seance of a public na ture originated by Eve and the Ser pent. 3. An impregnable alibi. 4. A basic element of culture. 6. A thing of which anticipation consti totes the only pleasure. 6. An awk ward situation into which a yourg and unsophisticated male may fall, 7. Three words and three minutes pleasure which may cause a $100 000 breach of promise suit. see Everything has gone up in Ore gon since the war but the rain, e e . A Red L W. W. (It Won't Work) Joke "Hear about the explosion last night?" "No, what about it?" The wind blew up First Street." Another objection to the peace treaty appears in a manifesto issued by the Communist Party of America, which says: . "The capitalists of the world, in a last desperate attempt to defend their power, have banded in the League of Na tions. But the conscious workers of the world are equally Organizing. Organizino- in thf fnmmnnict Inmotinnol which issues its challenge to the League of Nations. , and ' which win ciumi me League. All this is "interesting if trim " Th wnrthw r'nmmnn. ists, however, along with all their Red brethren, are going iuuui uicir las very uninrenigentiy. it they really want to kiii tne League tor good, the way to do it is to give their support, or join forces with Mr. LodgeV . : o : J The judges ought to get together somehow in their dry decisions. There are about as many versions of the prohibition law now in the various states as there are of Jegal grounds for divorce. nislUifii hotel m -- nn Mfiifi i ii i m ii ' SeO- -J-- MOST COMFORTABLE AND HOMELIKE HOTEL to PORTLAND , Five Minutes From Anywhere $1.50 a ad p v GARAGE IN CONNECTION ' Comment of the State Press : Snappy Gloamings from the Press of the , Valley The Good Old Winter Time- Hog killing time is with us once more and the savory odor of snare- ribs, saasagea, etc, is observed- Brownsville Times. If The Itemlier wishes to lve full measure of credit whenever and wher ever it ia due, it says. Hence it takes cognisance of the fact that Congress man Hawley, after repeated efforts and failures, at last succeeded in get ting his bill passed placing the Can yon creek water shed, protecting the Dallas water supply, In the federa forest reserve. The House passed the bill on the opening day of the reiru lar session, Monday. Now, if Mr. Hawley can get the bill through the senate without stubbing his toe, we can all feel easier on the subject. The Labor's Hire ' Few people question the vsluj of the church to the community or the value of the minister of God as a member of society, yet the business affaire of the minister's salary are notoriously conducted in a slipshod manner, avers the Baker Democrat. Lamps O'Christmas Library Lamps of Bronzen finishes with Shades of won drous beauty. Tall Floor Lamps of lovely mahogany or oak, with silk en shades that receiver their colors from the rainbow. a at A Lamp tor every use. t ncy m radiate good cheer, they glow in a very exuberance of Life. COME AND SEE THEM Fisher-Braden Co. "The Store With a Welcome" Frank G. Will v. ' JEWELER High class Jewelry, Silver, Cut Glass and Hand Painted China And Seaorltaa, Too J Uncle Sam had best- quit fooling with Mexico at once, the Jefferson Review advises. Those greasers do not appreciate good treatment, so the quicker Uncle Sam assumes control of their cactus, turantulas, horned toads, scorpions and halfbreeds, the bettor it wille for all. Lacky Rlaehart Hori (Blue Mountain Eagle) 1 The re was a his emn of annlea at f ha RiMhart Mvhftnl mnA It haa lilt. ' en 111 hogs to keep up with the wind' falls and at present they are away be. hind. Beware! Before Carransa men fall for the VUIa-cspture-by-his-own-men report, I and go to get hinvjansom in hand, they would bettor take abundant pre caution to cover their retreat, advis es the G. T. Canvassing Having failed to find a woman who wanted a good home, Joe Kallna has rented his farm and will seek else where, reports the Sclo Tribune. FUEL-The Problem of To-day Do you realize that Electricity will assist you to solve this problem. , . An Electric Range means less work, also a saving in time and fuel. . 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