FADE TWO ALBANY DAILY DEMOCRAT, TUESDAY, JANUARY 2. MJ. Daily Dmort F. P. NUTT'NG, Lam snared at the poatoffice at Albany, Oregon, ( second-class matter Published every evening except Sun dry. Semi-wcckly punished Tues day! and Fridays. BUSINESS MATTER, la ordering changes of adrcss, sub scribers should always give old as well as new address. SUBSCRIPTION RATES Daily Delivered by carrier, per week $ 10 Delivered by carrier, per year 41X1 By aaail. at end of year .'.50 By mail in advance, per year 300 SemiWeekly At end of year $1.50 When paid in advance, one year.. 1.25 CLASSIFIED RATES Ic per word for first publication; Vic per word thereafter, payable in ad vance. Minimum charge of 25c. atabtiahavi in IMS, TUESDAY, JANUARY 2, 1917. BEING HAPPY Benton Courier; Take Worry. Fear and Hate and chuck them in the garbage can back of the house. Keep them out there during 1917 and you will have a happy new year. Worry brings wrinkles-and the un dertaker and it never helps anything. By worry I don't mean thinking. It is your ousiness to think, plan and execute. That's what your he-id is for. But v. hen fas have done the best your brains w ill permit, then drop it. Worry never helped anything but nervous prostration. Take it home with you and it lecomes a habit. It will fasten onto anythijg It will keep the doctor calling. It will fix you o yon won't be half a man or woman. Fear is a son of worry and a sister fo disease. Let 'it once get a good stand in and it will shorten yonr life by many years. Fear of sickness, business failure, or death is a new year's invitation to them. It gets the best of your busi nesSfScnse and makes you qui on an undertaking that you could make so. It breeds r,ickncss through dread of it; it disorganizes your inside- and makes . a bellyache a bad case of appendicitis And driven double with worry it will take you to sad music -.nd tube roses a lot quicker than you care to ride. And hate, not quite so bad as the other two because you don't i'de it so hard, but it will poison you like arsenic and put you on the bum. I have a friend who it a trav-lini? salesman. I have known him for many yea:s, both In Xey York and on the Pacific coast. He used to be a nervous, worrying man to whom his work was a dread. If he didn't sell enough goods today he worried. If he did a good business he worried and fctred he would't next week. Today he w.:i;,hs over 200 pounds and is as happy and contented as any man can be who is a traveling sales man. Here is his cure. He told me he saw r. picture of a kid printed as a title page, on the Saturday Evening Post. No doubt many of you readers re call this picture. It was the picture of one of God's real happy kids. He had a laugh that ran all over his face and. only stopped at hi; cars. His face was freckled, two front teeth gone; a torn straw hat on the back of his head: one su..per.t. : summer trouserr.. This picture would make a chronic grouch smile in self defense. "I put that picture in my j.'ip," said my f iend. "and every night when f went to bed I pat it where I would see it the first thing "hen I opened my eyes in the morning,. And I got up with a smile I cou'dn't help it. I went to the breakfast table ttli one on and my egrrs tasted better. Every day the inflnrnse of that smile stuck longer until nor- it la. is all Iav "d ' dd -rt have to look at the 'mile ,-.nv more. I do inv ivork so much easier. I do more of it and life is a lot hap pier." That's the dope. Try" it. You get up in the morning feeling bum, and you know you are going to have a perfectly rotten day of it. Yon bark at the kids at breikfast and jaw at your wife. She catches the scran terline and comes back at you and i day is spoil ed. Try coming to the ' reakfas tahle with a smile on even if it '.:ikes your face arhe. It will spread like measles and the whole far.iilv will catch it. and that day will be like ih? boy's happy mug. Try thinking good thoughts for 1917. They will hanish fear, worry and hate and a lot of other things. When you think good thoughts you just can't help but live g iod ones. KNOCKING DID IT It would have been gratifying to Oregon had Portland been aaja 1 as a location for a farm loan bank. Possibly the board wished to give the bank to Portland hut was dis couraged bv reading of the niai'iie" in which Western Oregon had liven ruined hy Canadaiau lumber and Chinese egg- Men are naturalK somewhat particular where they place hanks. Ex. DOTS How arc you getting along maktn' DiJ you ever notice how the power ot habit grips one. The man who has kept hi n. y. res. (his long has done well. s Some one says 1917 is up to me. which also means you. Every man is an architect, and has much to do with w hat he builds dur ing the year. Alter all the fellow who makes it easier for the other chap to do riyht and harder for him to do wrong is playing a pretty good part in the Treat program of ever.ts. Leap year as such was a failure. The women as a rule arc displaying their rights aloiv other lines, and in I very effective manner. Some one rays that lite is a fun ny proposition; but it isn't, it is a mighty srrious affair. There are funny things in it. al most on every corner; but down at the bottom life is a big thing full of granite. , Nearly all the papers have had ed itorials o the X. Y. Jtast have to write them, whether they like to or not Seems to be expected whether 'uk has anything to ay or not. The Marshal (By G. Whilltkiiu in Kx.) Who roams the town, both late and early, And scares ou, hc' o big and burly, V no's really mild, though he looks so surly ? The Marshal ! Who's got his "eye skinned." day and night. Watching tor all the guys who ti;ht. And who "knocks 'cm slut" to show his might ? The Marshal ! Who roams the ItTtttj and looks tor dogi, nd watche out for all stray l ogs. ml hclp .ill atitos out of hogs ? The Marshal ! Who tries your door most every night And puts the sneaking thief to flighr. And shoots, to scare him out of sight ? The Marshal I Who "raises Ned" when there's a fire Who hops around like a real live wire; Who works o'crtime. nor seems to tire ? The Marshal 1 Who quickly spots each passing bum, And makes him wish he'd never come. nd starts him spinning with a hum? The Marshal I Who docs all this, and then some more. For mighty small pay, wl en you think it o'er. And who never, never nukes a roar? The Marshal I READ OUR WANT ADS NEW FEED STORE Hay, grain, chop, mill feed, flour, stock and poultry foods, chopping and cleaning. Buy and sell. Also have gasoline and oils. HAYNE 4 REED. Third and Main streets. Bell phone 589- R. Home 2278. BeU Phone 198-J SHAVING 15c FOR FIRST-CLASS UP-TO-DATE WORK TRY THE Hotel Albany Barber Shop Three of the best barbers in the State Stratton, Worley, Huston their service can't be beat. SPECIAL CARE GIVEN TO CHILDREN 110 West Second Street Near Lyon We Embrace the Opportunity to draw attention to our Will TIC QUEEN' flour. AJ all the huh grade flours the WHITE QUEEN is the hest as is evidenced by its increasing use anions those who have tried other brands. Order a sack in time for the next baking It costs a little more ycr sick but less per I.OAE than the lowest priced flour and the bread is o much better. MURPHY'S SEED STORE I've Got The Goods Why Don't I Get The Trade? Why don't you make the goods look inviting by light ing up your store? Of course you can hardly expect cus tomers to see the qualUy of your merchandise, unless you make it easy to second good to look at. THROW THE SPOTLIGHT ON YOUR MERCHANDISE Follow the lead of hund'Hs of other ttcrc-ownrrs h ) used to find ii hard to get business Tney have hMtafltll mutant .la7da C lames and fixtures. Their stores arc brighter anil more attnetive. Their sales are big and their profi-s era .n.-reasir.. Call us on the 'phone and let us explain the advantages of this new type lamp Mazda C. Oregon Power Co. "Reliable Service" Telephones 15 306 Wcit Second St. Mortgage Leans, Have plenty of local money to toau N f.ums in amounts from $1000 to S25O0; also have Eastern money, and can nuke loans in amounts ranging from $JMX) to SIO.UM on good mitt I csted faints in Linn or Henton coun- I 'ies for long time. No delays in oh taining ihe loan. See J. V. PIPE. 2UJ West First St. EDM RENT Piano (or one year, cheap to K-tpoiiMhlc parties. En cjuirc 5.S West Second St. Dec 28 30 WAN 1' ED Woman Capable to take entire charve of house. Prof. E. 1 . Wilson. 323 Kerry St. MISS ARMSTRONG'S ART CLASS Class clays Friday afternoon and Saturday morning at residence K. C, Viereck. Orders taken for Christ mas cards, pictures in oil and water colors. Leave orders at Art Craft oMH Your Opportunity. To make good money selltng our splendid line Ol Emit. Ornamental and Nut Trees. Small Fruits and Roses Choice territoiy and prospects for hravy sales. ALBANY NURSERIES. 1st National Bank Uldg.. Albany OrCft nl6tf. NOTICE TO STOCKHOLDERS The annual meeting of the stock lioUeis of the Allany I're.imety Assn. will he held in the oilice of the Cream ery on t!ie I lilt day of Jan.. 1"I7, at the hour of 1 o'clock p. m. for the i'lirpose Of transaction of any business thai may come before the meeting. C. L SHAW. Dec 8 Jan 10 17 President Williamette Lodge No. 859 L. O. O. U. meets every Wed ev ening Moose Hall cor. 2nd and Lyon Sts. J. F. Kennedy, Sect. Visiting members welcome. Every nickle or dime spent for Hand Made or an Albany Special Ci gar means a bigger industry for Al Have Moved to 201-205 Bast First St. where we will continue to buy hides, pelts, wool, furs, metals, rubber, machinery, etc., at high est market price. OREGON HIDE & JUNK CO. Reel Estate for Sale Bargains in farm lands, city prop erty; money to loan, insurance written in the strongest old line companies. Call on J. V. Pipe, 203 W. 2nd St COFFEE With the Flavor Best on Earth Chase & Sandborns SEARS GROCERY and BAKERY 1st Ferry Real Estate Loans & Insurance Collins & Taylor a Albany Hotel Building A. STARK, Physician and Surgeon Both phones 60 330 W. First St. Albany, Ore. For Rent FINE STORE ROOM First Street All ready, with fix tures, furnace heated. Well located. See Dr. A. STARK Having disposed of Ihe Ideal Qroce'ry t the Eaatbum Bros.. I wish to thank my many pa irons for their kind and liberal patronage during my three years in business ; and hopa you will be aa liberal to my successors. H. A. Stearns P. B. PHIPPS Graduate of the Weltmer Institute Drugless Healing. Chronic, Nerv ous, Lung and Female Diseases. 734 Lyon St. Albany, Or. Home phone 21S5. Bell 364-R Fisher-Braden Undertakers Lady assistant Large and Small Chucking Accounts Are invited by this bank which has for ita recommendation a banking system that ia SAFE and PROGRESSIVE a system which safeguards the interests of every depositor alike. On tins basis we cordially in vite your account. CAPITAL AND SURPLUS $90,000. J. W. CUSICK ft CO.. Bankers Albany, Oregon VIERECK'S BATHS First-class Workmen Only Open from 7:30 a. m. to 7 p. as, Saturday 10 p. m. Cm. First and Ellsworth StraaU Go East Union Pacific System OREGON - WASHINGTON LIMITED Leaves Portland Union Station 10 AM. Daily via the Famous Columbia River Route The only Through to-Chk-ago train electrically lighted, automatically protected. WM.McMURRAY General Passenger Agent PORTLAND c3 L. B A N Y J NATIONAL BANK To Our Customers and Friends: With bast wishes for your prosperity and success for Ihe coming year, we eaiend lo you Ihe 0REKTIN08 OP THI8 HOLIDAY 8EASON. ftSRiSi U SAVINGS BANK TBI REST BAKKIJ coons ('.KOCKK1KS. PROIiUGK and FRUITS PARKERS "The Sin of Qualify" 136 l.yuu St. Iloili I'houcs STETTER'S FOR GROCERIES AND CROCKERY THE HOME OK GOOD MEATS AND FISH I m inding LIN NO K E HAMS AND BACON I). K. NKHERGALL MEAT COMPANY lloth . hjOttSS 47 SECOND A ,., i.rON STS. ALBANY PLANING MILL All Kinds of Mill Work Class sad Wind Shi.ld. Fortmillcr Bros. Funeral Directors Masonic Building. Albany . Or. Both phones. lad) Assist in! Dr. Stones Heave Dtopa tarsi liravat "ties SI, (or sale by sll drug giats. aJtf Patronise Home Industry -Smoke Albany Specials and Hand Made CI-gara. Golden Rule Dairy MILK aad CREAM 1 Dally DeNvsrWt. Both bJhmsm H. M. PALMER. Prop. A QUALITY STORE W. sail ka bvslal lowasl pricm WaUk Rassslriac F. G. Will BUSINESS 0 1 I Q C I C I C I WANT DIRECTORY ULHuUiMLU ADS BUSINESS DIRECTOR! CHIROPRACTOR RLMKR C. OIPF. Chiropractor. !hmi 5, 7. 9, 10. Casick Bank Bldg Nature cannot cure a disease unlets the cause ia removed. Chiropractic djuitmcati remove the cause m ke CMroneaator'a way hi nature's Way Esatninstion h'rte Dr. Ceo. J. Kenagy Suite e)l 2 Katton tl Bank Bldg. LAWYERS rYBATHERFORD A WEATHER FORD LawycrS) Altmiy, (rt i C BRYAN 1 Al'orncy 81 Law 'l-2 New First Nitional Bank hniU e Ml'snr Irtgjoa U C, LEWELLING Attorney 11 law Notary public i . i 'reaon REAL SjBTATB fj gtTJRANCE ft M PAYNE Farm lands and city property for sale Real estate loans Fire insurance. Surety Bonds. Rooms l-2l. Cutlet Block, Albany. Oregon. F- F. SOX Keal Eatsts, Loans, Flra Insurance l irst ftatlairal Rsnt Iluilding h. w. m Inaurasstst, Bssbsbs, 1 assay Beads Sr-eeM aSBSstlSa gtea is aara of uroperaj bssesj as asta-residents. Room Rs. 1. fRajetjg) Roe, First Sav ings Beak Mtsssj. asVey. Oragsi smeRLLntncauB IIF.MSTlTCHING-IOc a yard. Sue Rreckenridge, JJ.I Second St Bel! 96 Nome 111 FOR SALE Freih cowe on etsy terms. H. Bryant. D4tl FOR RF.NT 5-room, modern house. IIS Madison St. Call Huh Dye Works, or W K. l-irtt St. n2Vh THOROUGHBRED KOLSTtfM Mull for tale or trade for good cowt. Write or phone C. R Widmer, R. D. 4. Home 2S3H dawk nstf WANTED Woman wants wathinir lo do at home. Will go away lo work on Saturdays. Home phone .1372. nl ill FOR RENT Furnished room, light and heat, 4M Wathington St Bell 23 I Dec2tf WANTED A housekeeper. Inquire al 417 E. 6th or Bell Phone 401-J. Dec28J3 FOUND On Cottage St, package, insoles and ribbons. Democrat of- flcs, HOUSEKEEPER WANTED By widower living on a fj Bflft iann Praia rSaty SMX&att of from 40 to 45. Address II. S., care DcuvKrat DIS JO FOR SALE OR RXCttANOe-A 10 million timl.tr elfTra fh Dooglat county for city proserty or gMfl ftrm Isnd. Home 1141 ffgtf FOR SAL-: r I k .DK Fatty ctgfn and stool gtjod I-o 4:. in. asgj tcrssali call Ite'l pk lie t' I addntt 2J8 We.l Fif 1 St, dIS li a w WANTED Lsgaora heal not more than ysarttocs. B V. Clem. Home phone 8.115. nr call at llulhcrt Ohl ini. 1)27 J J HOARD AND ROOM-Tretnont Hall oilers hoard and room tp young women jflcr Jan I, Make arrangements now. !15tl 1 o SM.E Five passenger Ford, first 1 la.a condition, $Jlai complete or $215 without body. Home phono 2143. J,., WEAVING Carpett and rugt. Sa tisfaction guaranteed. Minnie Smith Mills. 426 Denver Street. Hell nitons 47" V. WANTED Place to work for hoard iliiriiiu the winter. In city or near preferred, by man. I'linnc Bell 28F2. D2HJJ Smoke Albany Srx . alt. beat 10 cent cigars. 0"0 ARE YOU GOING TO LET THE NEW YEAR PASS without atlendini your eve Yon neglected them the patl year, bin re member, delays are darigci oik. There comet a time when il is lo.i lale Lei ut examine your eyet at oner-, we are registered optometrist 1- ind adviae you. Oar Mirk is Inrala- able, cur prices moderate E C MEADE, Optometrist .a