VOL. I. ALBANY OR., TUESDAY, DECEMBER J J, 1888. NO 188 THE PLACE. By all means s&lljon Parker Brothers, Successor) to Join Fox, 'or your Groceries, FroducB, Baked Goods, Etc., Etc, Thoir Roods are the boat and their prices reasonable. Cash (Jura a Long Ways at Julititf UratlwutiT I have made arrangements for buying goods direct from the factories In Europe, and will sell at wholesale or retail, cheaper than any where else on the Pacific Coast. The following are some of my cash retail prices : J dozen 'unhandled tea cups and saucers, 35 tts. Y dozen unhandled coliee cups and sail- cers, 45 cts. dozen handled coffee cups and sau cers, 50 ctB. Y dozen seven inch dinner plates, 45 s. These goods are all iron stone China and not a cheaper grade of goods. These prices are for 30 days. JULIUS ORADWOIIL. H. his a splendid assortment of goods for tbo Holidays, consisting of a nic6 selection of GOLD AND SILVER WATCHES, DIAMONDS, ETC., ETC. Gold Headed Canes. New assortmont all kinds of jewelry. REAL ROGER BROTHERS SILVER PLATED WARE. i()l,l)KN RULE HAZAAIt. Boots and Shoks. Call at A. B. Mc flwain's and see the ladies' kid and pebble goat shoe, for $1.50, former price $2. so A JJicmocrat man has seen the shoe and can pronounce it a remarkably cheap shoe for the former price. Clothing A large and complete lin gents' clothing and furnishing goods at .. B. Mcllwain's. In the clothing depart ment he has a large line of pants, regular value, $5, which he wil' sell during the coming week for $2.50. For Sale Ciiicap. Cook stove, only used two or three months. Call at this of-.ice. How is your appetite ? Are ynu nervous or irritable ? Are you subject to billiousness ? Dr Henley s JJandohon J onto works woiiderp. It makes the weak and siokly strong, builds up ths whole system and pats Lew life and engery in you . A splendid stock of library aod hanging lamps just received at Wallace & Thomp son s, WKMi, WHY IS IT f What is a waist of time f The middle of an hour-glass. Why is a doctor never seasick ? He is used to see sickness. Why does an old maid wear mittens ? To keep the chaps off. Why is a door In the potential mood ? It's would, or should be. What is the board of education ? The schoolmaster's shingle. What sticketh closer than, a brother ? A postage stamp, by gum. Why is a tin an tied to a dog's tail like death ? It's bound to occur. Why does a sailor know there Is a man in the moon ? He has been to sea. Why is the north pole like an illicit whis ky manufactory ? It is a secret still. What is it that willgiveacold.cureaeold and pay a doctor's bill ? A draught. Why is a ci'y official hke a church bell i One steals from the people and the other peals from the steeple. What is the difference between an engine and a school teacher ? One trains the mind, the other minds the train. What is the difference between an apple and a pretty girl ? One you can squeeze. to get cider, and the other you can get 'cider to squeeze. Superior. That is the name of the stove at G. W. Smith's attracting so much attention. It is a splendid cook stove. Drkss Shoes. A fine job lot of men's shoes, 100 pairs, all different, No 7's, best in the city, at G W Simpson's. They range in price for from 81.50 to $3.50 about half of the regular price. No such bargains anywhere. FUANCIS PFEIFFER, PROPRIETOR OF Albany Soda Works, And Manufacturers of CHOICE CONFEOTIONERY, We are now prepared to pell at whole, sale, always fresh and pure at Forth ud prices to dealers. We also keep a.b.ft.1 line of Nuts aid Tropical Fruits, E CIGARS AND TOBACCO!.-- Conrad Mtyer, PROPKlETr; OY STAR BAKERY, Cnruer Broaialbin and First Sts,, -DEALER IN Canned Fruits, Canned .llents, Olnstware, Queens ware, Dried Frnits, Vegetables. Tobacco, Cigars, Sngur, Koines, Coflee, Tea, Etc,, Etc., In fact everything that is kopt In A goa ral variety and grocery olore. Highost market price paid for ALIKQS OF PRODUCE. H. J. MisTimns, IVjs. 8. Faiuur, Vitij Prdj, 11. S. Cook, R c. U. it. MO'JKK.4 TlOlf The Oregon Land1, Company Organized fuj the purpmo ofbuyinfr and nolllnff roil estate, advertising .he Will .mette Vrtlloy in all nf the loading newsr.ipor nf the Unituil Statoe, Kmttoyintf Kiwtcrn ayoiitn to iliroet home Bookers to llie Willam ette Valley, and 'mo agents in all llio principal towns o( Marion, folk, Linn, llenum, Clackamas and Yamhill coi.nl.m to aid In locating inunlirranU. OiHob in tbo Tale U'lUdhitf ono Ujoi west of rt Si -dox's, H0I30N A DICKINSON, Stanafti. Revere House; ALBANY, - - . OREGONJ CHAS. PFEIFFER PROPRIETOR. Fitted up In flrst-clasn style, Tables J'lpplled with the best In the market. Mice sleeping apartments, Sample rooms for comtneroTal travelers, , . , WFr'ee :nrnto nail fnin the H.itel."M flnananBBHsn FOSHIY &WM, Holiday Goods. Santa Clans Headquarters. a lei 1 1 m lock of Plush Goods, Toile Oases Al bums. Perfumeries, Books Etc., Etc., nor fuirpusned in tha Valley. WILL BROS, Dealers in all the Utmliiuprjv vl HUmis Organs, Suvinic M milium, Huu. Also a full lino of warranto! litis us, Knionnr and k-ooket Knives, Tliu b ut kin I of sewing macihine oil, nwillo-i and extr, for all manhiues. Ail repairing immly and reasonably done. Fine line of Guns and good stock of Ammuni tion at Deyoe and Rob son's. Special bargains CARPENTER AND JOINER. The undersigne.l Is preptra 1 tt do Jail kinds of work in his line in lirst-oks or, der and with proinptns. Addrum f. O box 87 or oall at corner of 9th and Maple treets, I. N, Smith, SUPERIOR LINES OF AGRICULTURAL IM PLEMENTS AT DE YOE & ROBSOM C3JNTV TREASURER'S NOTICE. Notico in hereby given that there are funds in thrt C!oiinty Treasurer's olfioe of Linn cmnty. Ocinn, to reduco all outstanding warnut!. Interest on all warrants ceaRe from tl.ii il,ite. . , ltrtl December Ctb, I8S8. H. Fabwell, County Treasurer. New Wash House. Ice Chinaman, who lived in this town for tunny jear ami was so well liked by every body hm returned and will open up a new wath houe the tirst of September, one door south of the Revere House. Lee doesftrood work nnd wants everybody to get Jtheir waptiina dune bv him JZZZZl TELEGRAPHIC NEWS pointment on the afternoon of the 4th Of March next ; "Let those who are now fix ing up model petkious.and moving heaven and earth loi "influence," to commend places from President Harrison's adminis tration, take heed from that old maxim which directs men to "put not your trust in Princes." President Harrison wilL un doubtedly, appoint Republicans to office when the time comes; but he will go slow, slower than Cleveland, and Cleveland made many friends in the first year of his term by going slow on this point. We are advised by a Senator from Oregon that there is a very great pressure for appoint ments already j but that the Oregon Sena tors have declined to make promises. This is wise,and our Senators deserve to be com mended for this, stand. Let the brakes be turned down, and let men be Induced to think their temporal comfort and eternal salvation may be secured without a public office," PAINTS, OILS AND BRUSHES AT DBYOE & ROBSON'S. Christmas Coming While hunting for holiday presents do not fail to call at Will & Starks and, examine their fine stock of goods,consisting of gold and silver watches, chains, fobs, earrings, breastpins and jew elry generally. Also silver plated ware, clocks, etc. There are no more suitable presents in the market. Look Here! We are c!osing out our stock of boots and shoes, and to show you that we mean what we say quote you a few of our prices Ladies' best French kid button shoes at $4-35, regular price, $5. so, none better in town; ladies' extra quality French kid, but ton, at $3 75, regular price, $5.00; ladies, good French kid, button, at $3, regular price, $4; ladies bright Uongola, Dutton,at $2 75. regular price, $3.50; ladies' bright Uongola, button, neat and good, $2, regu lar price a3; ladies American kid, S2, reg ular price, $3; ladies' American kid, $1.25 regular price, $2 ; child's oil grain button school shoes, from $1 to $1.20; a few pairs of ladies' rubbers, 30 cents to 40 cents; men's rubbers, 50 cents; also a large as sortment of men's boots. Come and see. Brown-ell & Stanaru, A fine line of holiday goods for our orock try department ami marked, very low in price Wallace & Tho mi-son New Goods. Latest styles in toques turban and soft felt hats just received at ' . Ida M. Brvsii's. Winter wraps, are not reserved in th great sale. This will be the greatest oppor unity ever offered to buy a stylish wrap at low price. MONTEITII & SeITENEACH. FORilMLES. Itch'.nif Piloi are knoivn by mtifltara litea fj.-jsplr ion. producing a very disagreeable Itching after ing warm. This form as well as Blind, bleeding and protruding- Piles, yield at once to the application of Dr. Bosanko's Pile remedy, walch acta directly upon the paru affected, abi rbing the tumors, allaying the Intense itchintr and effecling a permanent cure. 5U cents. Address The Dr Bo&inko Medicine Co , I'iqu O. Sold by llr, G-lissand Son, DR. BO NAN KO in his new discovery for Consumption, suo ceeded in producing a medicine which ii ac knowledged by all to bo simply marvelous. It is exceedingly pleasant to (the taste, per fectly harmless, and does not sicken. In all cases of cases of Consumption. Coughs,Colds Whooping Couh, Croup, Bronchitis, and Pains in the Chest, it lias given universal satisfaction. .Dr Itosanko's Cough and Lung Syrup is sold at 50 ceuts by Dr Guiss & Sod. A Gad Gambler. Denver, Cola.,. Dec. 10. Some time ago, in Portland, Or.James A Weiler mar ried a Miss Clara Meyer, who was the pos sessor of several thousand dollars. Com ing to Denver on a wedding tour, Weiler, thought it would be a good plan to increase his wife's fortune at She gaining table, but unfortunately lost all. On hearing it Mrs Weiler commenced action against the pro prietors of the gambling house for the re covery of $2000. After a brief trial the jury to-dav brought in a verdict in favor of The Itiver and Harbor Bill. Washington, Dec. 10. The river har bor bill has been completed by the commit tee, and wil! be reported to the house early this week. It appropriates in roundi num. bers 12,000,000. The exact amounts ap propriated for special localities cannot be given to-night, but approximate estimate include the following: Improving the Miss ouri river, $375,000; Columbia riv.er, Ore gon $250,000; Oakland harbor, California, $J37ii Yaquina bay,$65,ooo; Humboldt $65,000. The Coroner's Iiique-, Birmingham, Ala., Dec. 10. The cor., oner's inquest is endeavoring to get at the bottom facts in Saturday night's massacre. The excitement still runs very high. Peo-. pie are divided over the action of the of ficers. One very remarkable feature is that nearly every man killed was shot in the back, showing thaS the crowd turned around when being fired upon. To Pension lira Sheridan WASiiiXGTON,Dec. 10 The house cow mittee on invalid pensions, has authorized a favorable report on the senate bill.granting a pension of $3300 to the widow of General Sheridan. Trouble Brewing. St. Petersburg, Dec, 10, At a meet. ing at the foreign office high military au thoritority urged that an ultimatum be sent to the Persian government warning it that Russia would take steps for the occu pation of Persia unless it cancelled the treaty opening up the Karun county to the English. De Gicrs opposed such a course and adyised the government to proceerj with moderation, - . Sealdcd to Death. Puvallup.W. T.,Dec. io.At 8 o'clock this morning the passenger Irain from Ta come to Seattle, standlngon the main track here, having but Just arrived, was run into from the rear by wav freight train No. 18, of thirteen cars, Engineer Doane. The freight engine crashed ten feet into the Pullman "Mandan." Mrs. T. B.Wilcox of Portland on a pleasure trip with her hus band, was in the Pullman dressing room and was fatally scalded by escaping steam. Another lady "had her ankle sprained by jumping from the car. An Explosion. CuiCAGO.Dec. 11. An explosion occurr ed at the oatmeat mills at the corner of llalstead and Fulton streets, at 2 o'clock this moring and the building is now burn ing. It is reported at the police station tha several lives were lost. MonteithJvc Seitenbach's great closing sale will eD&ble all to buy any line of goods fuilv .10 percent, less than aoy other store in the vallov. ' Dandruff is probally one of tho most dif ficult diseases of the scalp to cure, but Du tard's Specific never fa-.ls to remove it perm anently, soreness alter shaving is instant ly relieved by its uso, Carpets. Chenper than you can buy them in Port land. Wilt sell a good grade of Brussels carpet for 60 cents; a heavy three ply car pet for 75 cents, and two ply carpets froir 40 cents to 50 cents. Carrier u iarge line of oil cloths, linoleum and window shades. A. B. McIlwain If you want ft clean and fine smoke ask for J. Joseph's home made white labor eigas For sale bv most cigar dealers and at Joseph's factory. CURE FOR SICK HEADACHE. Do you want a remedy for B!IIomnees, Pimples on the fact, aid a sure cure tor tick headache, aHk Dr, Ou'ss and Son, the Drumlata, for Dr. Oet.nl'e Llva Pilla, try a doao, aauiplel frco full box 26 cent, TIN WARE AND HARD WARE OF ALL KINDS AT DEYOE' & ROBSON'S. For weak and delicate women nothing baiida up the entire nystem more thoroughly and eflectinlly than Oregon Kidney Tea. It is especially adapted to disease peculiar to the sex, ia p.easaut to take and iu every in $,ta.) provts of yreat value. Oregoa Kid -ney Tea is composed of herbs found in Oro H'in. is put up in ne tin hoxet ni:d can he prepared fresh by simply te?ping in hot wa ter. It contains no miner! auuiitance what ever, is pleasant to tako and never fails to euro kidn-y or urinary troubles. Highland, Clackamn connty.Or., March 20. I have fluttered with a (Hp ease of tho kid ney for 6 or 7 years and for the last two months navt been laid up with u pain in my back. A frietid sent me a nuniple of the Ore gon Kidney Tea, and having used it one wcok I can do a good day' work. I have derived more benefit from it than from fill the medicines I have ever taken, J. Q, NawniLi,. We will sell nu groceries cheaper than any atoro in town Bhownkll h Stanard. The Ireut scouk ot nuts and candies in the Valley at F H PfeiHer'a. BADY CARRIAGES AT SIEWAUT & SOX'S. SECURE PRICES. NO TROUBLE TO SHOW GOODS AT DEFOE & ROBSON M v-