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MARK TWAIN AND LUCY
American and British Humorists
Recall Stories of Each Other.
POVEL IDEA IH STAETIHO A PAPEB
llnMra Halllncr Vor tlalr Mark TclU
of ii l'roponed I'ualinurtotn Dlnolt
ninlllnK Blmet Hln Common! "
Arl-Kiylinti, Unlnlnl nml Doirle.
Dimh Hoi Want to llo In Hiunii Xlaoo
Willi ISllJuU III. lu .'nil Worl.l.
Henry W. Lucy, tho UrltlHh humor
Lit. ueitiT known .in Toby, 11. P., nr
rUod In tho Unlttil 8tntt tho other
iiiiiinliiK nt Now York for it live weckH"
ImIL Hliorlly ntlor ho nrrlved Mnrlr
Twuln, with IiIm fumlly, Bulled for
Itiily, HiiyM tho Now York Tlmou. Tho
thief iiiotlvf fjt the trip wuu tho ur-(-'nt
i.ci-il of nn ocean voyage for Mm,
( U'liH'im. who Im tin invalid. Mr. Lucy
um ho oiuno off tho BtoaniBhlo had n
note In bin hand which, ho wild, wua
ftom Mark Twain. It roud, "You ar
rlvu thlH morning, nnd 1 nail UiU aft
omoo.i lu ordor to ovoid you."
In explaining tho note ho said:
"Homo tlmo ago Mark Twain and I
wore ut a aurprbw dinner to 13. A. Ab
bey, the artlat, whon ho uropotwrf to
mo that we atnrt u paper called tho
Obituary. Wo were to print the Ufo
of every living man of prominence,
norul him tlio proof nnd usk h.ltn for
$'A7J for ouppreaalng tho story. con
Hldcred the matter nnd wroto to Twain
thut it was agruenblo to ino. Since
Uien ho hna mode every erfort, ami
HUCcesHfully, to keep out of my way."
Deforo Mark Twain Balled ho wna
told wlint Lucy had said, and bo ro-plh-d.
"Tlmt'fl true; we did talk It over, nml
I think there never wan n lxrttor pnylng
Jtuilltutloii Uiat could bo devbod. You
..., the Ideu woh to write the moat
pen ndii Iouh tlilnga about n man while
he wii8 ulivo nnd tell him It would be
publlHhod nt the tlmo of bin death un
Icsh he paid to huvo It kept out of the
piipcw. If the uinn paid hnndHomely
we would allow htm to niter the proof
und cover up the npoU on hU career.
TlH?re nre very few men who hnvc not
aomo spoUi that can 1 urtlHtlcally cov
erwl. lie could cut tho proof, nthl to It
or polish It ns much ub he wlalied, but
he hud to pay for thut. He could have
no many of tho copies of tlio pnjH-r In
which tlio article waB printed iw h
wished, nnd In tlw end ho could bj
pnylng enough money get na good n
reputation us he wanted nnd one of
which hbi fnmlly could bo proud.
"We hnd no circulation to our pntwr,
for, you see, Um circulation end Ih Uip
losing end. When I got homo I found I
could miiko more money by Twain than
by two, ho I gcutly but tlrroly had to
pllmlnnto Lucy from tho money propo
nitlon. I calculnted thnt he woukl not
land until tomorrow or else I (mould
not have uent Uio noto until tolny.
Hut he Is a good fellow, and I hopo he
will do well. Ilowovor, his aituntlon
reminds me of whnt St Clnlr McKeJ
way said to mo whon ho learned thnt
tho llnrpcra had prombied mo a pen
lon for life lu consideration of work I
had promised to do for them, Colonol
Ilnrvoy la living on hopo,' ho anld.
whllo you nro living on a certainty.' "
At tho pier Mark Twain woa occupied
In getting eighteen plecca of baggage
and his wife, two daughters nnd an
other lady who, like Mrs. Olamena, to
nn Invalid on board Uio ship. Soroo one
auggvated that Mr. Clemens was bar
ing n great doal of trouble.
"Well," he replied, "I always was
oorry for Father Noah, bo had bo much
troublo gotUng all of his nnlmnls
aboard tho ark. But, you see, I'm pee
vish today. I hnve absorbed all of my
wife's pugnnclty nnd nil of my daugb
tera' nudnclty."
At Uio pier a tax assessor from Tur
rytown was waiting for tho humorist
When Mr. Clemens appeared tho as
sessor stopped up to him and Bald, an
anxious look In his oyca, 'Wbon nro
you coming back?" Mr. Twain did not
answer, but turning to tho reporter,
said:
"I dont own tho Casey houso nt Tnr
rytown. I have only rented It for a
year. As n matter of fact I am Ured of
renting four houses nud being able to
occupy but one. I dou't boo thnt It mat
ters to Uint fellow nt what Umo I am
going to return.'
It wns remarked that mention bad
been mado of tbo fact thnt Mr. Clom
ens had been compared with Ilabclnts
and Aristophanes.
"Rabelais, yes," ho commented; "Arts,
tophaues, no. I novor know Arlstoph
unes pcrsounlly. AH of vj lit I know of
him wns told mo by William Dean
owclls. I get quite a confused Idea
of what ho was Uko. Sometimes I
think of him sailing up tho English
chnnuol with Sir John Hawkins; again
I think of Aristophanes ns tho Oreek
physician and nguln as nn Italian vlr-
I tuoso. If I had lived In the fifteenth
' century I should have been Rabelais,
I know him from top to bottom."
"When you wroto 'Huckleberry Finn'
and told of the king, who after strip
ping was painted as tho Uger for the
circus, did you havo Dowio In mind?"
somebody asked.
A deep frown cams ovor tha nuttor'r
Cac. and he rtoll4:
"I enpt 'traw tho slightest reiwm
bianco, for I lmvo novcr neon DowIp
dlurobo. I bavo a presentiment thnt I
nrn io meet Dowlo In tho noxt world,
-but I do not know where. If I find him
In ono placo I will go to tho other. I
don't enro how hot or how cold It Is.
but I do not want to be In tho plnce
where ho In. I wnnt noclety In tho next
world, but not thnt of Dowlo."
Just boforo tho vessel anlled n note
from Mr. Lucy brought bis lovo nnd h(j
wishes for a good voyage.
- THE 8TATEXY'8TdR'Kf
(! tinmen Porror on 11m Wind
nnd Ilia Laalc nf Volca.
In Holland the ntirts of utorks ere
generally on Uio summit of u tall post,
put up on purpose (or thorn, on which
Is fixed nn old enrt wheel. Says nn
English wrlbjr; "A tjutch gentleman
of my ncqualntxinco has ono such post
In his grounds wiUiln sight of his li
brary window, but ho Improves on tho
cart wheel by having an Iron frnrno
work for tho recopUon of U nest ybo
first year It was put up, towara ftio
end of Juno, a solitary young stork
used to como dally find Inspect this
framework. I saw him thorp myself
ono day, standing In the empty rocop
tnelo oxactly llko a would bo Benedict
inspecting nn empty houso, contem
plating Uio view and wondorlng if tbo
drains nro nil right Tbo vordipt wnH
apparently favorable, for no:t season
bbw tbo neat occupied by Uio newly
wedded pair. Their power of wing la
very' Hue, and on hot days I have
wntchod tbom nsocndtng spiral circles.
hnrdly moving their broad, black
wings, till they bavo looked no bigger
than files. After Uie young nro hatch
ed they appear to bo suspIclouH of one
another nnd unwilling to leavo the
nest unguarded."
Storks bavo no voice. Tho only noise
they make Is "klappering" (snapping
Uieir great rod mandibles rapidly and
loudly). Thus Uioy greet one another,
generally by throwing back tho bend
until tho upper mandible rests on Uie
back, but occasionally "klapporlni" l
performed with Uio head and bill r
the former poslUon.
A Practical Ileutonatratlon.
"Sou this valvo," said Uio officer
"You will nlwnys havo to open that l
fore turning Uio faucets for Uie shov
er. Should you faU to open It you vi
get no water."
"Aye, aye, sir," said Uio sailor, tan i
lng nt attenUon, wlUi a solemn lo 'k.
Tlio olilcer, fearing Uint his explana
Uon might not lio understood, stopped
under tho showor and turned ou boUi
faucets.
Bomo ono had opened Uio lower
valve, nnd when Uio young oillcer
opened tho faucets Uio water came
down through Uio shower lu n deluge,
soaking his uniform.
Still stnndlng nt nttentton and with
the most respectful look of Interest In
the proceedings of his superior olilcer.
the sailor watched Uio pracUcal demou
stratlon of tho working of Uie faucets
never allowing a smile to cross his fnce
"I think I understand the workluge
of It now, sir," ho Bald. Chicago Record-Herald.
Shoes.
Considerable difference will be found
In the wearing quallUea of two pairs
of shoes of tho same quality and make
worn by different persons. Shoes woru
continuously In Uio hous and outdoors
will nover give as much wear as If
worn one day and left to mat a day. It
saves money to wear cheap house shoes
within doors nnd lot tha shoes worn
outdoors rest and got Into shape. Keep
an old pair of shoes to wear undor
rubbers. Tho perspiration of the feat
which India rubber excites ruins good
leather. Select strong calfskin and
keep It woll oUed In winter for outdoor
wear. Low shoes nro better for house
wear, bocnuso Uioy permit of venUla
Uon. Tho hand to free from many
of Uio Ills of Uie foot partly because
of Its continuous exposure to Uio air.
Boston Budget
Peculiarities of Worm,
Many creatures supposed to havo
Bomo of their "senses missing are not
so lnsonsltlve ns people often think.
Worms have neither eyes nor ears and
yet are ecnslUvo to light and music
(vide Darwln'B "Earthworms"). A
bluobottle. In splto of not having a
noeo, finds out a pleco of bnd meat
easily onough. In short, many of Uie
lowor animals contrlvo to see, hear,
tasto or sxnoll sufllclcnrJy for their pur
poso, and ofton In u high degreo, with
out being ablo to point to any special
organs of Uicsa scuBea In their IxhIIos.
nnd to sxipposo they are devoid of a
'senr becuuso we uro unable to dis
cover It Is frequently to confess our
Ignorance.
riout That Felirna Death.
In South Amorica Uiero Is a plant,
a species of mimosa, which resorts to
death feigning, cvldenUy for the pur
pose of preventing grass eating un!
mnls from eating it In Its nututai
state this plant bus a Yivid green hue,
but directly It Is touched by a human
flngor or by any living animal It col
lapses into a tungle of apparently dead
und withered stems. Among British
wild plants tho most sonslUvo to touch
Is the Insectivorous sundew of Eng
lish bogs. London Qlobo.
On tho Otitic of Pioxtmta.
!namt.
Ayer's
Wc know what all Good doc
tors think of Ayers Cherry
Pectoral. Ask yourown doc
tor and find out. He will tell
Cherry
.Pectoral
you how it quiets the tickling
throat, heals the inflamed
Junes,' and controls the
pardesj of coughs.
J.'Tr' Cbrrr I'BCtor! I well known In
pnr rmlljr: w think it la tna i nmiiein
fnthTfpildforeoiijihnilcoIli." T Rati a raTBaaow. It.lnm, Cl.
I Ba e,. nsaf 1. c. AVKR.ro ,
All flroginn. f. """ '"
Hard Coughs
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One of Ayor' Pills at bodtlmo will
hoaton rocovory. Contly jaxatlvev
.why would yutJftraUier be a little boy
than a lltUo glrlt"
"Ilecutiso. grandma," replied Tutuuty,
"I'd rathor be a papa tlmn a mamma.
Tho mainmii has to tnle caro of tho
chlldroji. but Uio papa Just goes to Uio
offlco'Llttlo Chronicle.
Delay Acoountril Por.
"Homo wasn't buUt In a day, you
know."
"Ah! It was put up under a govern
ment contract was it? Chicago Ilco-ord-nomld,
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Wanted Vo Time,
"Tbo manager pays he eugaged Iho
forty chorus girls In twenty minutes"
"Gracious, but bo's quick nt flgurer.."
Town Topics.
nt Her Weapon.
"Is your wife a club woman, MIkev'
"Xarry Uio likes o tbot, sor. Sb'j
oses a flatiron, sor." Detroit Fre
Trtfis. '
Fine Soorn of tho Cheap Hat,
"Yes, it Is a pretty bonnet" suld tha
prosjiectivc purchaser, "but tbo prl-o
shows that It Is not a real nrUstlc ci
aUon. It Is only $11.00."
"I'ardon me, madam," suavely sa'd
tbo milliner. "Tho prico card has caiu
Icsely been Inverted. It should bo
thUB-S09.il."
"Send It homo today," onlored tbo
customer. Millinery Trade Itovlcw.
A Settlor.
Young Wife What do you do when
your husband gets cross nnd wants to
scold?
Wife (with experience) I read him
one or two of tho letters he used to
write to me before wc wcro mnrried.
Baltimore American.
IniUaponaatilec.
Tlio average man will die for want
air In Ave minutes, for want of wntr
In n week, for wunt of sle7 n t i
days.
German Oyatera,
German oysters are caught about
fifty miles from tho shore and a.e
therefore free from typhoid germs. n
oyster barge requires about two wee!:'
for a trip and brings back ltOOO or
20,000 oysters.
visit DR. JORDAN'S hha
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