s v h I. K-1 ! r The Coast Mail. MARSHFIBLtt, ORHGONi FirfctttiKd every Thursday mornlnjr. mAlt'AcHBV.I JOHN A. GRAY, KdltbT. Ttmi, In Adtance. .$ so Om rmt .-..,,., Sis months.... i 5 Three months... . ... i oo FmrUneM W Usui. Two peddlers met by a nine story tene ment liotjuo in jncw lone. TTr U tnittncaa. Aaron!"' "Very good Indeed. And how U It with mnt'l "Judge for yotiwelf. ThU pack weighs A hundred pound. A woman Just culled We from the top story of that tneinnt. I managed to get up, and found her with a baby in her arms. When she mw mo sho aid tStbointcrtntinff Infant; "Tlierehfl is now: so If TouVe not cood ho'H cam yow nway In hla pads-' Bho didn't buy any thing, but I wns sold. Business, Aaron, ia Yery bad Indeed." Philadelphia Times. Not So Tory Chilly. in Mamma Hadn't you better come now, dearf Glndra Hcrbwm Oh. mamma, such a lovedy night, Mnyn't I stay out a little while longer? Mamma (solicitously) It's getting quite chilly. Have you anything around youf Gladys Oh. yes; lotsl Mamma Very well, then. Life. How tlio World VTas. Average Man "What has become of that old fool Wilkins used to call himself a colonel or something? Cltiren He happened to own a piece of land on which oil was found and is now rich; lives In a palace on tho avenue. Average Man (somo hours later) Hellol That looks like Gen. Wilkins, Another Citizen Yes, that's the general. Do you know him? Average Man Yes, indeed. The general and I aro old friends. Xow York Weekly. All KJctit lu tho Clrcumstanees. Gladys-Maud (aged 10) Grammar, how y spell beas'ly? Grandma B EASTLY, darling, but It's not a nice word for my pet to use." Gladys-Maud Well, 1 don't care, Tve got to write to manimer and popper, 'n I want to tell 'em about the weather." Grandma Oh, very well, pet." New York Tribune. Comforting. Old Gentleman (at his datiehter's wed ding) My dear, I don't seo how I am to get along without you. Bride Never mind, pa. Since the cere mony was performed my husband has confessed that he hasn't enough saved to go to housekeeping, 60 you may not lose me after alL New York Weekly. A Guide In tho Dark. "You brought n piece of Limburger cheese home last night, John?" "I did, dearest." "Why in tho world did you do it?" T knew I would wake up hungry in tho night, and 1 wanted to know where to find the pantry In the dark-" Boston Cou rier. 13111 and Hills. Jagway Travcrs had a bad accident the other day. He was going down to Long Branch on the boat, when his bat blew off. Hod n hundred dollar bill inside the rim. Robinson Phew! what a loss. Jagway No. It was a tailor's bUL Clothier and Furnisher. Two nui. First Resorter That mosquito just came ud and presented its bill to mo as cool as could be. I never had anything sting me so. Second Resorter That's nothing. Wait till the landlord docs the same thing. America. l'ri.on Employment. Governor (to latest arrival) You will have to work while you are here; but If you wish it you may follow any occupation suited to your capacity. What Is your profession? Convict I am a comic tinsrer. Chatter. I.O CAIi AI I K. I!K AI Hut They Grind Exceeding Vine. "Poor fellow! HHtwhy did you reject him In such a summary way?" "Well, he's the editor of that Moonshine Macazinc. and rejected one of my poems once. I just thought I'd let him know that two can play at that game." Life. Antipathy. Clara (to Charlie, who Is noted for va rious unsatisfactory attempt at whiskers) A mustache seems to Iwve antipathy to your face. Charlie Yes, It docs seem a little down on it. Philadelphia Press. An Unfortunate Way to Put It, Mrs. Gossecp Of course, Mrs. Fliton Is a friend of mine, but dou't.you think she Is Just a little bit common? Mrs. Klndlclgh Yes, she might be more particular In her choice of friends, I think. Washington Star. Too Innocent. Youug Wife I want n box of sardines. Are you sure these are fresh? Dealer Ycssum. Caught this morning. Young Wifo I think you'd better send two boxes. New York Sun. Drain Echo: Tho uas well i now down over 3.10 feet witlt prospects of fmod rPRtiltn. Rait water waa ntruck nt 284 feet from tho surface. Tho Into AV. H. Walker, of Mewra. Stavor & Walker, had fortunately 'nam ed his Ufa for $25,000 In tho NoitlnvcM orn Mntnnl I.lfo Insnratico Company Tho company, through S. T. l.oekwood, general agent for Oregon, paid the amount of Uo policy to Mrs. Walker on Tuesday of last week. Independence and Monmouth arocoiv nrr-trd br a small railroad. Tho lino Is paving, ns tho following from, tho Mon month Democrat would indicate-: "The motor line la nlteady doing a good bus! nesa. From last Saturday evening nt six o'clock until tho nest day at the amo hour over 900 lwotuo passed ovor tho line. Thia la not bad, wo would say, for a line not two weeks old." A. 1. SharpMton baa made n proposi tion to the people of Astoria to build nn electric railway over the hill to oungV hav for :i caMi subsidy of SH,000. I'1 w II gnat ante o to begin ork within ixtytl.1) 8 and complete It within tx nnnths, tint subsidy to bo paid within five davs after tho completion of the road A public meeting has been hold, and it ia probable tho subsidy will be aised. Tho gaa woll at Drain, Or., has teach- n 1 i ilpnth of 315 feet, and tho work is still being vigorously pushed. Casings to keep out the water wero put down at a depth of 225 feet. Then for a distance of 75 feet there was uo water. Now- more casings will have to be put in. For three davs tho work progressed at tho rate of twenty-five feet a day, but an over-ace dav'a work in the rocx that is now encountered ia ten feet. France discriminates against our corn ind excludes our pork on the hyitothe aia that our pork might bo unhealthy ; then acknowledges in Its own Chamber jf Deputies that their winos are adulter ated and dangerous to the public health. Now, in all fairness, why should we not exclude their wines, which they admit to be adulterated and dangerons, unlet they remove tho restrict!?" on our com and poik, and so give California, North Carolina and Ohio a chance? Special Agent Leland lias telegraphed the census oiiice that it had been dis covered that tho state census of Oregon in 1S35 had been erronously published. It had been found that tlio ligcrea given were about -10,000 too large. When the correction was made tho present census returns did not on their face appear ro glaringly in error. Mr. Leland believed that if tho real figures for 1SS5 had been known at the start ihe kick from Ore gon would not have been made eo ig-orously. A new industry has been started in Portland by Trescott & Company, in the old ice house on Corbelt etreet. It is the packing of "Columbia River Stur geon" by cold storage. Tife fish ia re ceived there and placed in salt and ice until frozen. It is then packed in boxes holding nbout 250 pounds and shipped in sawdust to Chicago and New York to be prepared for the market there by be ing canned, smoked or dried, as may be desired. At the present time alnmt forty carloads have been tent east. B. C. Heald, one of tho moving spirits in the Umpqua river railroad scheme, was in the city Sunday. Ho says that road will surely be built as soon aa s slble. He says the oil and gas well is now down 350 feet with very favorable indications of ultimate finceesa. The surveyors aro busy at work on th. Umpqua River Railroad that i to be. o no aro informed by J. M. Patterson of Winchester bay, who whs in this eit last week. Conidorahle difficulty is experienced by ihe surveyors in elect ing the best and most praclioal ronte owing to tho rough niture of the cuir try round ab-tiit, b.nt that they will sik ceed in satisfactorily locating it there ia no doubt. Plaindealer. It is calculated that the now bridge over tho Hudson at New York, which will be the greatest engineering feat of the century, will cost about $t0,00d,O0O, I will take ten yeara to construct it ami will be a third longer than the Fa River bridge and twenty feet higher, but unlike tho former it will lie of the cantilevar type. Storo-houees will lw located beneath the great structure Freight cars will unload by moana of chutes into tbte and chips will load direct from them or direct to the cars. The grand union paspenger depot, apart of the enterprise, will be a coloi-cal atructure of ueel capable of accommo dating all the trains that now enter New York and Jersey City. It will bo largo onough to hold twenty trackts side by side and will bo 1300 feet in length. Q X If OOOS -BAY, .a 0REG0N. EAST MARSHFIELD The ComiMg Railroad Centre of Coos County, Oregon. Tl&e Most Reautiful Townsite in Coos County. lits are now feeing Rapidly Sold. A WHARF IS SOW CONSTUUOriiD, STKKBTS AUK ClttAIHiD, AND SIDUWAI.KS BUILT. QKUTAIN A HAII.I10A1) Wll.l. TliKMIN'ATIJ AT l'ltlOKS ItKASONAllU!. JKIlMfl KA8Y. . ,IT IB 1 1 Marshfield. '?:' ROAD NOW HKINQ CONSTltUCTIU). 'k'uUo tho map o County ami you will we that V.XH'V JI.llENIinr.M I- tho only toww convonlciMtly rnnlrl by wuon ron1 from all im1"" of tlio Count j. Antnrul Confer. COOS BAY LAJSTD CO., MARSHFIELD, OREGON. Church Directory. Bantist Church. I'reaching every Sunday at 10 a. m. and 7 p. ui., Sunday school nt 11 in. Kov. F. H. ScoQuld, pastor. Catholic Church. Kev. F. N. Bout gen. Emmanuel Church. Services on the 2nd and 4tU Sundays in each month at 11 a. m. Sunday school every Sunday afternoon at 2:30. Rev. W. llorsfall, rector. Methodist Episcopal Church. Kov. J. II. RoorK, pastor, Empire City, Or. Presbyterian Church. Services at Smith & SengMackeu's hall. Rev. J. B. Hideout, pastor. f-T- immim rifM'nwn Families not already supplied fchould lose no lime in procuring a boltlo of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diar rluea Remedy. It ia tho only remedy that can always be depended upon for bowel complaint in all itsforme. 25 and 50 cent bottles for sale by II. SenzsUck en, Marshfield and Empire. New Store In connection with my drug storo I have ojKjned 11 genenil merchandise tore, in room formerly occupied by W. O. Webster. I carry a complete line of mens' and boys' clothing, gents furnish ing goods, hats, caps boots shoes, etc, etc, and a full lino of groceries. With a good selection and low prices, I can guarantee oil satisfaction. Country or ders promptly attended to. Your anx ious to pleapo, II- Sa.sosrACKK.w. Palace Saloon! Front street, ManlificlJ. Clay Moore .V: Erick .laiincii, - I'ropr. CIIOIGK SBC1.ECTIONSOF WTO. LIQITRS ,1X11 CIGAIIS. ALWAYS ON HAND. And private rooms adjoining the bar room. .My liquors and clgan are superior anisic, umu courteous attention is guaranteed ptron. Among the list of Imported and doniesll wines and liquors will be found the following: Wiiiskiiw Thlsiledc. C H. Cooks'. OM Reliable. I lorse SI o. O. F. C. Ta tor's. M Itters. Uourbon. Scotch, Vock and Uyc, and While, Kusts J.imioi, N'cw Hngland. Rum Pun.h. Usanoiks Menney, J.rei.e. Cofniac, Mar eltand IHucklx-rrr, Giss Swan' Holland, Red. Club House and Tom. W'inrs Algenca, Port, Mutonl, Claret, Rus Ung, While, Red. Licawssadc .M.irgr.iux, Leo ille, St. Emllion. Rtideshelroer and I-nntle. Ht.r.H lihvi. Salrntor, Annhaeuser, Fred nckibursaud Phittdelphia. HiTiBRi Angostura, IkinneUimp, Stougli ion. Imperial. Star of the Union, and a Urge astotmenlof cloraAUc (utters. CllAUPAONBk Rcedrrs, Chx Ucldflc and Kcliptc Go,'i)n Sail. a li Slio Deumil It. In a Jewelry atorc: "I love you," nald tho bronze fluure of Venus to a Jurgeruten above bcr, "because yo-i have such an open face." And tho watch ran down and kU&ed her, Jewelers' Circular. Zio Doubt About It. "Bo Jack la married, tht Do ypu think he'll get along well with Jils wlfflf" "I'm quite suro ho wllh They sang In the same choir for two years without quar- xellng." Upplncott'11. Not Half Crazy. Tom Did Thompson really aay I waa half crtuy, Jack? Jack No, he didn't. lie Isn't so gener om m that. Upoch, At Salon. U-liave you read "EvanKtllne? fiiiNn. but I saw it played, and I MMttt glfUd author, Mr, Rice, perfectly r. UfttHir, ReprcHentative Hermann wae Ixifore the secretary of tho treasury lt week, urutng a remisHlon of the P.ueti imiwvted on John Bergman, inater anil pilot, and William Safley, eniner of the htcamer Lillian, in the United .SiuteH dlMtrict court of Oresou last month, a the pen alty for taklni; the Hteamer to nea with nt liaviiij! a HceiiEH to K" on tho lnh haf. The court ordered a stay of pio- ceedings on execution of tho jinlement for ninety da) h. that the purlieu inlht have an oppoitnnity ol Kjekinp a rcrui rioii, which Mr. Hermann in now doing for them. Tho department uxproHfo a cordial sympathy for the partlea, In view of tho urgent neceBBity for tho steamer, to go to ea at the time, and tho appearances are that the flnoH will be remitted Paintl Paintl Paintl Wo have a complete lino of all colors unci while pati.t tnlxrd ready lor ud These paitilbure prepared specially for the Oieoii eliniae; llny aro warranted to bo superior to lead and oil or any other paint In point of lustro and dura bility. It will outwear any paint in tho market, and conies cheaper than anv paint worthy of tho name. You ull avoid tho annoyamo of mixinc nnd set tiOK the nhado jou want as wo have sample cards prepared for reprepentiuj; eacli color exactly aH it will look on buildings. We havo also a complete line of Htainin colors, xuch as antique oak, ash, walnut, cherry, rosewood and maligoany; hard-oil finish viirnishes, floor paints. Conner naint. rubber paint. and in fact anything yon want to decor ate your house, inside or outside, roof or basement, carriage or lence. neon ror 'samplo cards to Kloksr O'Cosmf.ll, Marshtlcld, Oregon. gi iw imi 1 1 mv imxuam T. Ilowiml has iust received a first- class stock of watches and jewelry, in cluding solid gold watches" and clialns. If you want u "Boss" C. movement, call and tee them. Louin XIV "Boss" filled caws always on hand. My prices aro lower than any other dealer on the bay. If you do not bellove it, comoatid price my uoods. .All watch eases, gold rings, and silver spoons bought of mo will bo engraved free of charge. T. Howahd, Jeweler, Front street, Marshfield, Or. E P K SALOON, Front street. Marshfield, Or , ISuhmiiiiimiom Ao I'nlut-Bon, lioprieloriM We recently purchased lire at-ove-named s-i toon avl carry in slock superior brands of U'iuoM, I.iiruoi- ttsitl 'lsrui-M. We earry the celebrated 'GoUl Dust" whlske nd tlie Umi of white-Uhor ciais. Tlirs saloon Ins .-reeatly been repainted, pa perrjd enlarged and newly furnuhcJ, anil Is now ilic finest saloon in southern Oregon. Billiard, Bagatelle and Pool Table, A sHare of tlw puWic patronage f siliclld, and courteous attention Is xu.-trant.fd to all. fetM Rasmusscn c Peterson. EXCHANGE SALOON. FllOST St,,Maushi'ikui, Choice brands of winon, liquors and cigara always on band. Club rooms for use of patrons, and courteous attention assured to all. gfiTVKRB MJKCH AT A L I.TI M ..JsP? HOI FOR PORTLAND I5S5 'M mmi m vatnv 1jH OK ANY OF l'AUT 03EEG-02sTI 1. t ij kfrwi wlwm V (ft H i&l uF$ Wf wJZjYfffir A good larrn of 240 acies on Tenmllo lako for sale cheap. Inquire at tlilu of flco of Gray & Hill, The Celebrated French (Sure, WrninU4 ADLianniTIMC" ormoiwr tocure Hliuwilllu re .ode Is Bold or i. POSITIVE OUAnANTEE toeursiiny form of nerroiu ulritw orauy disorder of tho KencfHtlveor gau of either sex, whetlier arltiiw' fr(jinlhMPOoniUi , BEFORE u)of HtiniulHut, AFTER lobacco or Oiilum, or throUKh ) ontiili 1 ni'lltr ro-l'.oii,overlnJi)Ii(-iice, Ac .nucfiRj Juwof 1'ruln i'uwer, Wakefahipw, Hearing down 1'aluslnllio Itaik.beMlnulWMkUieM.ilyiiterla, s't-rvou l'rs 1 uiloii, Nocturnal Eml'tluri, 1 leorrha a, Illz tiii, Weak Mtianrxi IamoI l'o-trerati'l J id po tency, whi"li 1 1 iie'cte,l oftta li a J to preuiattiro j'U ozc aiil luwoity. 1'riro II4X) a tor, Oboxe for Jo (XI. bent by mall on receh.t of nric' A t ftlTa H.V ritAUAN-ri'l'. li vlvcnfm every 15 W onler rerlil, p reluuil the inony If a 1'e nn 1 lie nt cure U not cflei t d. Wu l.um thoui-atxla of tcttlmonlalt fromoM urxX oiuc, of both rose, who hare been iKiriiiHiieiitlr urt-d by the use of Aphrcllilne, Clreularfree. AiMrvu THE APHRO MEDICINE CO. ruclflo Drnnohi 1C3 fc'tevcjibon Kt , Ban 11.amcuco, Cai Bold by J I. Brngatackon. Druggist, Marshfield, Oregon., We carry to the rnilrotd from EMPIUKCITY via (JAKDI.NJiK, .SCO'n.'l- riUHOANI) BMCTOS, I'O DRAINS. OTACBS I.KAVB KMI'IKK CTTV RVEKV OMONDAY, WKDNKhlJAY and I' HI DAY mallni;clo5ecnnc.tioiiswithalUralnsa I Drains. Passengers by this line Imvc n 20 mile ride on Ihe smooth, hard sea lach, and 30 miles of sterimUnting on the bonuliful Uinpqua. Through to Portland, only W45 C01nn1crci.il travellers notice towns on this line. I'll re, i Iruln' - - - H.O Families at reduced rates. JAKVIS, roilNWAI.L&CO. Jyo JOHN SNYDER'S JM On 'A" strwt, wesfof Central hotel Families, hotels, vel and logging camps furnished with llw Ust of aljldnds of meatSj aiVK MIS A CALL. "5T A. R E; O "W X-iOts fcr Sale To3T tlxe Coo Bay Real Aim! Develoiiisienf Estate Company. Terms easy; one-third down, balance in ono and two years. Tho only chance for cheap nnd beautiful cites on Coos Bay. Sticohi! Inducement to thoso who conitetnplatu building, MM mm .'itll on ir lltldrcua tlio COOS BAY REAL ESTATE & DEVELOPMENT CO., MARSHFELD, OR, ' I Ill'S I ' M'SvLSUrT)iCJX fUBMBSS BSBBBBBBBsfssBBBBBSHBlBBBB?k3B?BB9Btk BBBBBBBBI ARDWARE I I THE LARGEST IN SOUTHERN OREGON. Vr -O- nirry In isrlslttluii to IlirI.rr, Nlotcs j rS'Itttitrr, h I'iiII lino of PAlNTri. OILS and VAitKItSIIKS ; MIXED PAIsTlfl IN BVKltV COI.Olt. HUG0IKS, WAGONS iij 1'Alf.M IMI'l.BMKNTS; DOOKS and WIN' DOWH; TKIIUA COTTA I'lI'K; UME mill CRM ENT. TUMI'ri mid WATER l'll'KH and FITTIMJH. tt sirxd. ZESIamesBj 3a,d.lx3r Wo iivo also handling tho Famous Mississippi Stool Bauge, EUGENE O'CONNELL, i' PIONEER MARKETS Marshfield and Umpire City, 15. 0. 1'Jj.lNAUAN, I'roprlclor Succeisor to H. P. WHITNEY. MlriTON', BKKK. POHIC, A good Biiiiply of CANNKl; 0001JS, of SALT MHAfS nnd VI.GKTAI'l.l'S kinds constantly on hand. Also a good stock of OROCIWIEH. HTVUSSKUSand LOOOINO CAMI'Stup plied short notice. da lb SELLING- OUT! Tho cntlie Ktock of MILUMEBY GOODS, WHHONB, LACKS, LADIKH AND OIIIUJUKNS UNDKHWUAH A.t Cost. Muaf vacate utoro by Heptembur Int. Now la your chance to buy cheap. MRS. A. KELLNER. CALIFORNIA LUMBER COMPANY'S! !SSSSfSsj TOIRES A I'UI.MilM: OF Fisrair c3-oonS Aitil 1,, 1I- il.uM .itwl fiirtttulilllf IfOOdtf. BilkB.PIuKlitH, Velvols.OftiiliiiioroHiiml nil kinds of Dry Uooui. GENT'S FUItNISHING GOODS, llntB, Cnt5, Hoots mid Hhoos, OiKars und Tulmceo. OrocorloH, 11" Tinwaro, Btovcs, and nil kinds of ji:.-i:hai, mi:uciianbini5. Call und oxamino aomifl und L'nt PHIOKH, at Porter, Orotfon. 4 &. JACOB LANDO, Od.c5L ellOTr nSTo-r B-u-ll3-33: $, v I)KALI3lt IN Or CJ.mmU. B'lin.-r fJoorlN. NoIIoiim, .iichm . ;iolilii(f. .IIchm' I'urHtsihlHfr Jood 11,1m' ll'd ..nil Orrr-sn VeMlH H,Aa rinTirr Iwinfa mill ftllOGS. -LADIKH', MIBBKS AND OIIlhOUKNS1 CLOAKS A vllu Trunks and VallBo. Cigars mnti tod " Wall aor and Wlnclov Shade s. Rubber Goods, All Grade' Ufiilly invito a., exAinliiation or ""SSgomf'j ; owot W Proprl' WM.l.l ,.,,.! sntUfloil Hint It Is lo tliolr liitorot t innko iuroliftioi Jioro. A" yjel4l niivo neon inutio w kuoji coimiumiy suppuou "'jIU"T , vnn Proprl JJ00U5, JAVUU ..--