J i..l.nra 111 HUH I'OUIUrV, WHO. J not provided ntnrmwnU 111. htWVZTXS i mkft ViTiT or I. - ( HIIIIIU - -- " '- - - srucv " ... ,i ft imvnrti!iii!a for thn ,""( .ho reqtitfllto mntorlnl for tho '!. it oiiiiR adapted 10 modern war- -if a guaranteed order of sullli'Iont '.'. i- ..wnintiniilud bv u noHlllvo "KnrlBtU extending over n xerles of U BUI"' "Vt." ..ll.l1ll., ,V ll.nto.. L,i)in null "'" """v. " " i-iitiiiia removed, 1 renoW my rcconv .V.ih.LMieliiirtlonlio taken l.V lonuaw m ... nni.i.in i.n imvnriimnnt S ioH IW on ordnance, upon 11 In territory, nnd so prdvldo flip nrnm- ient uurn...u f y.--"" ' dtonnmn'u - TUB NAVY. The report of tlio soerotary of lho navy .1,11.11a tlio progress which has been 'KAn.iiwstoel cruisers, author- !rf by tlio aetM.f August 5, IfU&nml uio. i 1883. Of tlio four vessels tin- , ilfactj ono, tho CUilcaico, of 4,1100 ercoiiini",' I iini.ilfi. ti. i ta mofo tlimi hulf finished, ? " ' Xlw .,, turn limin mi Tho B. .l.irutf tuili'l -" .... succosh- iv launched, and her machinery Ih lOWll IHK' . V" l". ,.nf.ln. ..,.! '!, Bolpllltl ' Lu. in ready ID renuv "j iltHpaicu steamer ui j,ow tly lor ueiiverv. i-oriaiii mi- rfHIllH UDOIl tllO dCHlUllH of p"" ,.,..r.,....i t..uii Uo cruisers at o dlHouxMeU by tho hoc turn who IuhIhUi that tho correctness b tlio conclusion!) reached' by tho odvis- .nit Crilll'IPI"" "I"'" vbofiru ami oy vi""wi '" ' .i,...mnHi miod bv recent di'Vl'loil- '" . I 1.. II. n ilAltrttltllltl)l IIAI'li lent in uliln bnlMlnR abroad. The machinery of tlio doublp-turroted ',..... iiiirli-m. Tnrror and Arnold- -lie. contracted for under tho act of ' . in.irl !..! siau-ia.j nf tf tllut Mill. trcli 3. . ' i"C""X "V,! , on. . w"r "?"" " ."" " " .3 io pan year on m "i "'"v,v,7 ie necessary appropriations. A fourth lonilor, mo jionaunocK, nun "-"" nflnlshed at tho irnvy yard In Cnllfor- j It lit ret'(imincnri nun uiiri y nitm .Ukcntfl completo IIicho vohhoib and ' ..mviilii hIho an nrmainent for the mnitor Mlnntouoiuuh. Tlio recojnmonuimorw ih uiu hhjui u iwry lwardi approved by tho iloimrt icnt, compriHO tlio coimtrticUon of ono ,t ,.ii..r nf -l.r00 toiiB. ono cruluorof (XK) tons, two heavily-armed jjunboftts, ue liglit cnilHiiiK trunootii, one uihimucu ,ul armed with llotehklsn cannon, nc nnnorvd ram and threo toroedo 4U. Tito Kunvrni uenigiin oi nu m i.i), nrn en ciliated to meet tlio uxlftt- i Hnt of tho Morvlce, and nro now til BlIVttlK Oil, aim uiu uminiruinun to ecl can bo undertaken an ijooii lyouiliallfrrAniliid neccpaary nimior- r mcLisr Kxi'Eurnuwi. An act of coiiKrumi approved In An iLlR82..authorll tho romovnl to tho nltcd Statcii of tho bodleH of Lleuton- l Coniinaniler licorijo w. wo iawr ui lil coniimnioim oi tlio jcanncito kneilition. TIiIh removal has been nuc- r t . .....ttL.k.l ! X inlitiitiiitll aiuuy accouijinoiiui iy juhhjhiio rlwr and Bcheutxc. The romaltiB rrn taken from their sravo in tho Iona Mt; In March, 1WW, and were retained Yflktunk until too iohowiiib winter, SH'ttn iH'liitf too iar nuvancei 10 jt their inimciiiaio iranwnauon. t rr ived at New York touruarysu, j.whoro they were received with illaliln lilinnrM Ruptinjunuco of tbo Joint resolution 8 COBgrCIIII llliroveilorunry i.i looi, hwval expedition wan lilted out for tho llld. of Lieutenant A. W. Grecly, of ie Unitcil StatvH army, and of tho party i Had boon enjwjjcu uiiucr inn i-oin-nl In ncientlile obncrvatlons at Ijuly mVllii Unv. Thn lleet conoiHted of te atcamer ThetlH, iiurcliased In Kni;- nd; Uio Hear, purcnantHi iu at. joiiii, cbIouiiiIIhihI. and tho Alert, which lis LM'iiuroiiMly provided by tho Itritlah Dtfritiiient. rrcpunvtlonH for tlio ex- Million wero -promptly maiio tiy tno rctnryof tho navy, with tho active i-oncratlon of tho secretary of war. bmmander O. W. Coflln wan placed in nmand of tho Alert, ana Lieutenant , II. Kinorv In command of tho Dear, ho Thetis waa intrusted to tho com laml tt Wlnlleld 8. Colli V. to whom Isownii awilKned tho auiwrlntendency tlio expedition, immediately upon i arrival at Vpiramnvllc tho lleolbeijan pi! ilnnu'erous uaviuation oi nieiviuo r, and in apito of overy obstacle icttcd Littleton inland on Juno 22, n tnialit earlier than any vcnuol over Mora ntljilni'.l that rtofnt On tho tmo dav it eronned over to Cano Sablno, tiifro Lieutenant Clreely and Uio fiur or of Ills party wero discovered, (tor taking on Imiml tho Uvinffnivl tho txllciof tho dead, tho relief alilpa palled rBt. JoIiiih. whero they ro-arrlvd on klv IT. Thfiv wurn mmronrintclv ro th Ml nt l'ortmnouth, N. H., on Aupuat lamittiAew York ouaurusib. uno I tliulifxIioH wtiH landed at tho former pice, and the othera wero put on ahoro it uovcnior'a IhIbiiu, anil, Willi tno ox riitlonof ono which was interred In tho itional cemetery, wero forwarded tenco to tho deatlnatinn indlcatod by kiuln, Tho oruauixntlou and conduct 1 IMh relief expedition rollecta jrroat reilit upon all who contributed to itH irceiiii, TIIK N.W V MIIOL'I.I) II B JIK8TOHUII. Iln Ihlri. Ilm liml nf tliA Rtiltu lllOIHailCfl h ... 1 .- -.. ....-. -- ., p l Ahull liovo tho honor to tmnsinu p too coii(,'reH of tho United Statea, l Hnnot too stronolv ure'o unon your at- fiitloii thu dutv of roRtorlmr our navy ' rniiimy uh jiohhIUIO to tno nigii nnm ' clllclunev which forttiorlv charactor- ped It. Ah tho lonir neaco that baa filleil ua Inin u Honun of funded Hucurltv bv at nnv limn bn illklurlipd. It in phllll it tho policy of Htronuthoninir thin i of tho Horvleo la dictated by coiwld ioiw oi wiflo economy, ot jubi ro- l for our futuro tranquility, and of appreciation of tlio dignity and onor n( tho republic. THE I'OOT OV'VICK PEI'AUTMENT. TllO nmnrt. nf Mm nnHtmnRter ITOIlOrnl fnuaintsyou with tho preaont condl 'OQ ami needa of tho poHtul nervlco, It bwlosoH thu gratify ln fact that tho loss i revenuo from rouuctlon of tlio roto in ttcr iH8tao, as recommended in my ifKsago of December, 1882, and oHcctod 'Y tho act of March ad, 1883, baa been "icli loss than won Ronorally onlici- toI. JIv recommondatloli of tho ro- Hon was basoU upon tho belief that actual fulling nff in recointH from ettor packogos for tho your lmmcdl- y aitccceUUiff tho cliango oi rum ild bo I3.0OO.A0O. It has proved to F nly 2,273,000. Thla Ih a trust- F0rtllV ttullr-ntlmi Mini llm rnveilUO Will Ipon bo roHtored toita formor volumo by natural increase ot seaieci corrc Olldunpii. T nnllilniillv rnnuat. thorO' mo recommendation 01 my '; (ll lnonnnim Unit, thn nllialo ratO Of OiUiStO llnnn Hrnn lnttnra bfl VfidUCed tO niitt m..i ' a f !... ititniu r- win, wnoroin paymeni oi ivraw wnow roiulrod bylaw. Tho ilouhlo ratu Ih only oxacted at oMuph whero the carrier ayaicm In In operation, and it nppoara that at theno olllcoalho lucreaKo in tho tax upon local letlera defrays tlio cost not only of ItH own collection and delivery, but tho collection and delivery of all other mall matter, Tills Ih an In equality that ought no longer to exist. 1 approve tho recommendation of the pontmaNtcr general that thu unit of weight iu tho rating of llrnt claim matter nhimld bo ono 0111(10, instead of ono-htdf ounce uh It now Ih. In vlow of tho ta tlstlcn furnished by tho dopartmout it may well bo doubted whothcr the change would result in any lost of revenue. That it would greatly prpmoto tho con vonloncoof tlio public in boyond doubt, ntid: Dici.ivitiir hystkm. Tho free delivery Hvstcm lm Isson lat terly applied to flvo cities, and tho total number of ofllcea In which it in now In operation Is 1CU, Kxpcrlenco shows that Its application, under proper conditions, In equally an accommodation to tho pub lic and an advantago to tlio postal aorvlco. Ills mora than self'SUklamlnir, and tor reasons urged by tho postmosUr-Koneral may properly bo extended. It Is the opin ion ot thatofllcor that It Is proper to pro. vide means whereby exceptional dispatch In dealing with, letters in free delivery Itn, letters in tree delivery 1 secured, by tho payment of jiostaao, This achemo Ie Directive by the employ- omccs may 00 extraordinary mlffht lie made ment of a special stain p,whoso costshould bo coniinonsuralo with theexnaiiBO of the extra service. In stino of the largo cities private express companies have under taken to outstrip the government mall carriers, by 'affording for tlio prompt transmission of letters hotter facilities than havo hitherto Leon at tho command of tho postonice. It has always been tho policy of tho government to discourage such enterprises, and In 110 better way can thai policy bo maintained than In supplying tho public with tho mostcfll. dent service that, with duo regard to Its own best Interests, can be furnished for Its accommodations. OTHim linCOMMKNUATIONH. Tho attorncy.genoral renown tho recom mendation coiitaliiod In his report ot last year, touching the feet of witnesses and jurors. He favor radical change In the fee bill, the adoption of a system by which attorneys nml marshals of the United States should be compensated solely by salaries, and tho erection by the Rovemmentof a penitentiary for the con finement of offenders against its laws, Ot tho varied governmental concerns In charge of the interior department tho re- fiorla of tho secretary present on interest ng summary. Anionic the topic deserv ing particular attention, I refer you to his observations respecting our Indian af fairs, tho pre-emption and timber culture acts, the failure of railroad companion to tako tltlo to lands granted by tho gov ernment, and tho operations of tho pen sion ofllce, the census bureau and the bu reau of education. Tin: INDIAN gur-imoN. Allusion hat been made already to the circumstance that both as between the different tribes, ami aa between In diana and tho whiten, tho past year has been ono ot unbroken peace. In this cir cumstance the Drenldont la (dad to find Justification for tho policy of Uio govern ment in oaaiing wun me inuian question and confirmation of the views which wero fully expressed In his first com munication to the fortr-soventh conareas. Tho secretary urges anew the enactment of a statute for punishment of crimes committed on Indian reservations, and recommend tho passage ot a lull now pending In the housa of representatives for the purchase of a tract of 18,000 miu-.ro miles from the Sioux reservation. Jloth these measure are worthy of approval. I concur with him also in advising the repeal of the pre-emption law, the enact ment of statutes ending the present legal complications touching lapsed grants to railroad companies, and the funding of the debt of the several Pacific railroads, under trucli guaranty as shall effectually insure its ultimate payment. TIIK MOUMO.V QUKSTION. Tho report of tlia Utah commission will bo read with interest. It discloses the results of' recent legislation looking to the prevention and punlnshment of polygamy In that territory, I still be lieve thai If that abominable practice can bo suppressed by law. it can only be by tho most radical legislation consistent with the restraints of the constitution. I again recommend, therefore, that con grcss assumo absolute political control of the territory of Utah, and provide for the appointment of a commission with such governmental power as In Its judgment may Justly and wisely bo put In their bauds. OUIl KOIIXKIN TIIADU AOAIN. In the course of this communication referenco ha more than onco been made to the policy ot this government as re- fards the extensionf our foreign trade. '. seems proper to declare tho general principles that should, in my opinion, un derlie our national efforts fn this direc tion. Tho main conditions of tho prob lem may 1ms thus stated: We are a people rich In mechanical purnulta and fertile In Invention. Wo cover a vast extent of torrltnrv rich In nsrlcultural nroducU and In nearly all tho raw materials necessary for successful manufacture- We havo a system 01 productive I'siauiinuuuuia moro than sufllclcnt to Bupply our own ,imniwU. Thn warren of labor are no where elso so great. Tho scalo of living of ourartlsan classes Is such as tend to secure their personal comiort nun mo ue vninimioiit nf those hlchcr moral and in tellectual (lualltics that go to tho making ot good citizens, tiiir nvittem of tax and tariff letdslatlon Is yielding a revenue which Is In excess of tho present needs of tho government. There are elements from which It Is sought to devise a schomo by which, ,.1, limit ,inf-rrfil'lv cliancliiir the condi tion of tho w'orklngman, our merchant mnrlnn ahull lm raised from Us enfeebled condition, and a now market provided for tho salo boyonu our ooruers 01 uio inmii r.1.1 fnilt nf nnr Industrial entcrnrlsos, Tho problem Is complex, and can bo solved i. nA .inrrlii mniuiiira of Innovation or ro onn Thn i-mititrlcB of the Amorlcan continent ami tho adjacent islands are for tho united maica mo, naiunu luarsui ot supply and demand. It Is from thoso wo should obtain what wo do net produce In aulllclenoy, and It la to thorn that the surplus production of our fields, our mills and workshops suouiu overnow, mm uu der conditions that will equallxo or favor them In comparison with foreign compe tition. uirraiENT PLANS. Four paths of polloy acorn to point to tills end, ... , . , First A series of reciprocal commercial treaties with tho countries of America, which shall foster between us and them a prosperous trade. Tho conditions of these treaties should ba tho free admission of such morchandlso aa thla country does ..nt nrnitiira. In nitiirn for the admission, uudor a favored schomo ot duties of our prOUUCtS, THO OOlieulS OI buch nu -UGtmuKu to apply to on thoso goods carrlod under the Hag of tho parties to the contract, lho ...,ni nn itnth Kldr from the vessels bo privileged of all tonnage dues and national Imports. o that such vessels may ply unhindered between our port .n.f wia nf thn ntlinreontraotlnu Parties. thoueh without infringing ou tlio re served homo coasting trade, the removal or reduction of burdens on the exported product of those countries coming with. In the benoflts of the treaties, aitd the avoidance of Uio tochhlcal restrictions and penalties which our Intercourse with thoso countries in at present hampered. Socond Tlio establishment of tlio consular aorvlco of the United States on a sslarlod footing, permitting tho relin quishment of consular fees, not only aa regards vessels under the national flag, but also as respect vessel ot the treaty nations carrying goods entitled to tho benefits of llto treaties. Third Tho enactment of measure to favor tho construction and maintenance ot a steam carrying marine under the flag of tho Unltod Btatn. Fourth Tho establishment of a uniform currency basis for tho countries of Ameri ca. s that the coined product of our mines may circulate on equal terms throughout tho whole ay stem of common wealths. This would require a momen tary union of America; whereby the out full ot the bullion produclngcountrlcs and he circulation of those which yield neither gold nor silver could bo adjusted In con formity with tlio population, wealth and commercial needs of each. Aa many of tho countries furnish no bullion to the common stock, the surplus production of our mines and mints might thus be dill !cd and a step taken toward tlio general remonetlxatlon of silver. A WIDK FIKMI. To the accomplishment of theso ends so far as thoy ran bo attained by separate treaties, the negotiations already con cluded and now. In progress havo been di rected, and the favor with which this enlarged policy ban thus far been received warrant tho belief that its operations will ere long embrace all or nearly all the countries of this hemisphere. It Is by no means desirable, however, that the policy under consideration should be applied So these countries alono. Tho healthful en largement of our trado with Europe, Asia and Africa should be sought by re ducing tho tariff burdens on such of the wares as neither of tho American state ore fitted to produce, and thus enabling us to obtain In return a better market for our supplies of food, ot raw material, and of tho manufactures In which we excel. It seems to mo that many of the embar rassing element In tho great natloucl conlllct lietwccn protection and frco trado may bo thus turned to good account, that tho revenuo may bo reduced so a to no longer tax the people; that protective duties may bo retained without becoming burdensome; that our shipping interests may be Judiciously arranged, the currency fixed on a sound basis, and above all that such a unity of Interest be establbdied anionic tho states of tho America system a will bo of great and ever Increasing advantages to them all. All trcatlesin the line of thlspollcy,whtch have been rejected, negotiated or are In process of negotiation, contain a provision deemed to be requisite, under tho clause of tho constitution limit ing to tlio house ot representatives the authority to originate legislation for rais ing revenuo. TUB CIVII, HKItVIlT. COMMISSION. On tho 27th of February last, 1 transmit ted to tho congress tho first annual report of tho civil ncrvico commission, together with communications from tho heads of tlio sovornl executive department of tho government respecting tho pracllcal working of tho law under which thocom inlssion had been acting. Tho good ro HiiltH therein foreshadowed havo been moro than realized. Tho system lias fully answered tho anticipations of its friends in securing competent and faith ful public VorvantH, ntid In protecting tho appointing olllccrs of tho government from tho pressure of personal importun ity, and from tho labor of examining tho claims and pretensions ot rival candi dates for public employment. Tho law has had tlio unqualified support of tho president, and of tho heads of tho sover al departments, and tho members of the commission havo performed thalr duties with zeal and fidelity: Their report vill shortly bo submitted, nnd will bo occom panictl by such recommendations for en larging tlio scopo of tho oxisting statute as shall commend themselves to tho ex ecutive nnd tho commissioners charged w Itli its administration. Till! I'KOTOSED I1ANKHUPT LAW, KTC. Ill view of tho general and persistent .l...nnt.,1 tliriiifrlinnt tlin mmmprcifll community for n nationul bankrupt law, 1 liopo uiai mo (iiiierviii-va ui wiiumtm .. I.t-I. l.n-n liltluirt. Tirnvnntixl ItH Oll- 111111.11 ,,. . ,....--." - --- nctmontluwy not outlast tho present ses sion. Tho jH'stilenco which for tho past two years has been raging in tho countries of tho cost, recently madoits appcaranco in European ports with which wo nro in constant communication. Tho then sec retary of tho treasury, in pursuance of a proclamation of tho president, issued certain regulations, restricting and for a time prohibiting the importation of rags, and tho admission of baggage of emi grants nnd of travelers arriving from in fected quarters. Lost this course may have been without strict warrant of law, I approvo tho recommendation of tho present secretary that congress tako ac tion in tlio premlsos, and I also recom- measures as will bo likely to ward off tho dreaded epidemic nna 10 rauiijaio im soverityinciisu it should unhappily ex tend to our shores Tho annual report of tlio commission ers of tho District of Columbia roviowa tho operations of tho several depart ments of its municipal government. I KCBtlons In respect to Icgialatjon, cspe- ciauy coiiiinciiiiniK nu o ibhiijo .v. rovlsion of thd civil nnd criminal code, tcncotl to hnpriHomnont in tno jail, the coj.Btruction and occupation of wharves ,.1a... itn voU'str ftvmt. 11 nil thn nrfrlimi nf a suitable building for district oillces. I recommend that in recognition of tho eminent services of Ulysses B, Grant, lute- general of tho armies of tho United Stales, and twlco president of this na tion, Unit congress confer upon him a suiiauio puiiHiuu. IN CONCLUSION. Certain of tho measures that seem to mo necessary and oxpedient I havo now, in anoyance to mo consiiiuuou, rocum ..w..i.1..l t, viMiv fiilnntlnti. Til rnimf-ct to others of no loss importance, I Bball COIUUIll lliyiiOJl Willi IVIIUW.11J5 uiu in.' ommondatfons already mudo to the con gress, without restating tho grounds up on which such recommendations wero based. Tho preservation of forests in tho pub Uo domain, tlio granting of government aid for popular education, tho amend mont of tho fodoral constitution so an to rondoroflbctlvo tho disapprpval by tho tH.-aljIi.tt et tntlrii1iiy lilnnu In minm iiiuaiuvii. u. j... .w...... .-,-(-- priation bills, tho enactment of Btatutea In rogtird to tho filling of vacancies in presidential oillces, and tho dotormln- Jng of voxod quostlons rospoctlng pros dontliil disability, are measuros which may justly receive your serious consiu- orauou, An tho tlmo draws near wlion I ani to rotire from tlio public service, I cannot rofrain from expressing to tho members of tho national legislature with whom,I hove been brought into personal and ofllclal Intercourse my Ibcon spprocla tlon of their unfailing courtesy and of their harmonious co-operation with tho oxcctitlvo in so many measures calculated to promote tho best Interests of tho nation, and to my fellow-cltlzons generally I ac kuowledgo a deep onso of obligation for tho support- which thoy have accord ed tno fn ray administration of tho ex ecutive ciepartmont of tlio government. OIlESTEIt A. AKTIIUK. Wabiiinoton, D. 0,, Deo. 1, 1884. WAihlnjr Day In XwItxcrlanJ. I know of fow morry eomodlos to thoroughly cnjoyablo by tho chance spectator as woshlnfr day in a hamlet like Sojtllo. Now, washrng day Is with it In America, ns wo all too we'll know, tho sternest kind of hiri-wrought tragedy, In which men hold llielf baled breath In fear, and women oro wrought to tho most formidable state of tension. Tho miseries of tho "solitary system" aro then witnessed In their most cruel shape, Approach now tho parallel poet nolo in Soglln, guided to lho spot by peals of merry lotlghtor. Into a great stono basin, thirty fool by ten, a stream of crystal mountain water is pouring in constant flood, and all around tho brink, their dresses girt close nud their arms stripped bare for action, stand tho women, Voting and old. No moping momnehofy, nu look of frantic dixpalr at the heap of soiled clothei ono poor, lone, unaided creature has got to cope with; but, instead of this, the glco, luvigoration, and courago that comes of nuniboM. Already a topic Is started, the last Sunday's sermon, tlio festival down In I'romontogiio, the latest engagement In tho village, and in atrlce It ih clear what vigorous dramatic eloquence the muro operation of wash lng imparts to the ordinary prose of tallf llcro It ono woman taking ef ceptlun to something she did not like in the doctritio of tho sermon, just at tho very point when she Is rubbing in the soap on n particularly dirty snot in the garment she has fn hand. With what vim sho appllos tho caustic bar, and then rubs and rubs, as though It wero not a shirt, but tho very manuscript It solf, and thu evil doctrino in black ink within it, sho is bringing her linest en ergies to bear upon. And lo! when all at once sho annihilates alike the stain of dirt and tho obnoxious sentiment, what a look of triumph as sho holds on high the now stainless garment, and all pause to gaze in admiration. Here, again, is another woman wringing dry with her powerful arms a coarse linen sheet. Ah! tho sheet Is a moro symbol. It Is tho last refugo of lies she is wring ing out of somo bad ohara"tcr in the neighborhood, or out of somo dancer ous tendency to extravagance or tolly sho Is depre -atlng for tho young. How clear at a glance tho two-fold advan tage! Kir.it tho sheet goU the benefit of Jier passion, for In no uninspired mood could sho begin to wring so dry; and then the consciences of her co workers aro sought homo with an ener gy tho villngo pastor, debarred of such superb dramatic adjuncts, can never aspire to compass. Cor. lioiton Herald. lie C'nmo to it. The railroad pas-iengcr who loavos from nnv dopot in Detroit must show his ticket at the gate. The Idea is to keep dead heads off the trains ami pre vent people from making mistakes, but It's a poor day when ft dozen kickers don't show up. yesterday morning a man with a very, very iron-jaw and lots of width between tho eyes reached one of the gatos with a parcel under either arm. "Ticket, sir." "In my pocket." "Show your ticket!" "Can't you tako my word that I've got a ticket?" "Please show your ticket." "Am I a liar?" demanded tho pas senger. "Ticket, sir; show your ticket." "I'll bo hanged if I do." "All right; please stand back." iirnnl- i.linrK " rtftiil Ihn-inan with the metal In his jaw, "I'll stay here a thousand vears before I'll show my tloket at tliat gate." A dozen people laughed at him, but ho lot the train go out and walked around with his parcels under hss arm. Ho got no consolation or a long two liotiH. Then chap with a battored whlto plug hat, run-down booU and last year's clothes slouchod up to him, hold out a greasy paw and 6alu: "Pardnor, put it tliar! Both of us doad broke. TJoth of us want to get out o' hero. Both of us got left at tbo gate. Pftrdner, I'll loss up to seo whothor von pawn your rod whiskers or I spout my old hat for two schooners of boor!" Tho wldo eyed man laid down his bundles and kicked the other with such 'force that ho fell flat. Wheu ho had piokod hlmsolfupha walked straight to tho gate, exhibited his ticket and passod through with tho romarki "Thoro it is thero it isl but I'll beat the conduotor or dlo with my boots ou!" Detroit Free Press. StingsAnd Bite. A nM wiuulmian nf Atistmlla. who used to oitch snakes for pastime, says that u raw onion bruised and applied as soon as possible to tho wound, u a cer tain otiro for tho blto of all tho venom ous serpents of that oountry except the death adder, whloh he admits Is so poisonous, and its poison is so quick in acting, that thoro Is no kuown remedy for It. That tho onion is a, spocllio for tho sting of poisonous insects of all kinds has long boon known to the writer of this paragraph, who, when a boy, invariably carried ono on expedi tions with oompaulous against hornets' nosts, oto. It was found that tho appli cation of onion julco would Instantly alloy the pain uaused by the stinging of horuots, yellow-Jaoket-s, wasps, bees, eto. Washington Star. Vr. Cyrus K. Teed, an oolootlo phy sician, whoso oflloo is on an arlslooratlo stroot In Syracuse, and whoso praotioa Is among some 01 "tno ucsi. puupiu, roportodas saying that both tho Dibit apd Bolonttfio authorities prove ids claim to bo tho prophet Cyrus, mentioned In r..-1.,l, m in ai.tiAav nn oarth. AtfortV- K lr. Toed expects to bo translated lo hdavon, and fifty days lator he will re turn nnd found a kingdom of lovo. Ht la lwlorsod by Boy. J, II. Glymor, pas tor of tho Flrit Methodist Kplsoopal Church In that city. -Syracuse Journal. THE'lOOKTHIEFS DEVICE Hiding Valuable Hooka of Portrait nn Kmro Illustrations, t?fw York letter.) "The newest trick of book thieves hi a most rorlotU one," said a Kasraa street book denier, t!x other day, "and I confwie It took me in completely, although I bar heon In tho bulns forty years, ami tlimigh I knew a good deaL A very well drotmd man came In and represented himself as the assistant librarian of the neir public library In Cleve land. He said he bad come to this city to bay 20,000 books, among which he want! to Include about forty representative copies of tbo old theological works printed fn Ketv England within tbe first century after the Kiltlomentof tho Puritans. "Of course I gave him permission to look at what I had in that line," Kid tho book dealer. "After examining tbe books for about half an hour the man went out, saying that he intended to vWt other bookstores in the neighborhood. lie returned about 3 o'clock In tbe afternoon and looked agala at tho books, and then went away, promising to call tills morning and make bi purchas. "Just after he bad gone I noticed that he had put one of tbe books back on tbe wrong shelf. It was a volume of Cotton Mather sermon printed In Cambridge In 1073, and was almost unique Iu this country. Taking it down I felt that there was some small substance between some of the leaves, and, eoro enough, there was a piece of wet string laid against the binding Jast back of whnre tbtrn had been a woodcut portrait of Cotton J'ttbor himself. Out tbo woodcut had disappeared. The rascal bad Hipped the wet string In during his Out visit to the store, and it bad so moistened the rxuto with which tbe portrait was fastene 1 In the book that during his vcoii'l visit be had slipped tbe cut out and put it In his pocket without cutting' or tear lug it In the least. An examination of the volumes the thief bod looked over revealed the fact that he bad in tbo same way stolen seventeen other woodcuts and engravings, tha loss of which decreases tbe value of t? volumes fully oue-balf. For instance, the Cotton Mather sermons were worth 1180 with tho iwrtralt, while without It I can't sell the book for more than $S0. Do I expect to catch him) Well, I hardly expect to be so fortunate." "What do you think tbo man can sell bis plunder forr asked the reporter. "Well, probably for about $800 perhaps more,' tall the book dealer. "And I pity the public llliraries ot tbe city, for that man evidently knows just what woodcut and en gravings are the rarest and most valuable, and be will play the some trick in those places If the librarian are not very carafnl" Ilia OnlnlOB of KMlitr Banlta. Chicago Herald. "My business isn't what it used to be," said a bank-breaker from New York, who came out to attend tbo national convention. "AD ot tbo gentlemen in tbe profession are either going to Europe or moving west. I may con clu le to locate, out here myself after awhile, for there 1 no use trying to make a living in New York or New England any more; There's no certainty about tha business, and that's what kills it dead. In old times when a cove got Into a bank ho had a sure thing on a boodle, but it isn't so any more. Some time it takes a sharp man a year to get into a bank, and costs him a small fortune bo lides. There's this man and that man to be fixed, there's expensive tools to buy, there's board and tailor bills to pay and hard men to keep on a saUry, so that by tbe tlmo every thing Is ready there may be 5,CO0 or $10,000 invrsteil in the business. "I had a bnuk odim, a blijuio. dJWi east, that stood me fn llUoSO, and when I got into it thero wasn't enough money in the crib to et me pay oO sent on the dollar. Yet that bank had an advertised surplus and deposits amounting to million. Vben I t,ot in I knew tbe concern was insolvent, and If I had had time to examine tbe books I would have found out where tbe money went to. A month after I paid the place a visit, tbe cashier turno I up missing, and there was a great sensation over one of tbe biggest defal cations ot the century. Now, you see, the on'y trouble was ttat the cashier took an un fair advantage ot me. He was on the inside, and he had tie thing cleaned out before 1 got there at all. Tnat's what is making my busiuess very risky down east. You never know at what minute you may run against one ot these empty bank. Whlted eepul chers is what we call them In our biuinesj." Foluts About Patent. Washington Cor. New York Sun. Tbe belief ot some persons that sugar in novlne quantities can be got from cornstalks as n ell a from sorghum, recalls tbe fact that tlio state of Connecticut gave to Ed ward Hinuian a patent for making molasses from cornstalks In October, yt7, or nearly 167 years ago. Konator Flatt, who introduced this statement into a recent speech, cited loine other curious Old Connecticut patents, showing that the spirit of invention was rife thero at an early date. There were no davioes iu the list for manufacturing wooden nutmegs, but In 17S3 a pateut was given to Benjanuu Hanks for "a clock which will wind itxelf up." Another interesting point that may be de rived from Mr. Piatt's tables is, tat while In lTVOtbeio were but three patents Issued by the United States government, In 17U3 but eleven, and in 1 Ttt but twelve, the issue for year before last was 18,135, and tor last year it was '.'1, 1C3. At certain epochs there have been remarkable jumps in tbe annual list. Thus in 1851 the number of new patents rose to 1.7.VJ from only 840 for tho previous year, and the galu was held and continued. So iu IBCO tbe new issues were 8,874, but the fol lowing year tbo number boun Jed to 13,001. Venr oddly Ittoever afterward varied 3,000 up or down during fourteen years, the new Issues for 5880 being 3,030. But the next year the number suddenly started forward to 15,vM8. and tusro bave slnoe been steady and great gilu. If the re-issues aud tha de signs ot last year snouiu oe aa lea m me new pat nts the aggregate would be 32,383. Caitala or India. Foreign lttjr. Tbe India canals area distinctive feature of tbe country. They are splendidly built, being Intended priccipally fur irrigation, although having locks, so as to make navigation possi ble. The largest and most important ooaU the Qanges canal, which cost the govern ment over 3,000,000. It is about 300 miles long, runs out of tbe Ganges and proceeds into the Ganges agalu. When tho sub. ject ot building it Was agitated, tbe Interesting natives vowed they woald never for an lustaut tolerate It, tapping a It did the sacicd river of tbo Hindoos. Thea wbea the wnik was actually begun they changed their taotles and gravely declared that water would not remain it or flow through the canal. When the fallacy of this position was shown, they receded from it and contented tbess selves v, Ith solemnly asserting that no native would ever avail himself of Uieimproveffieat It is now In fidl operation, however. , Hare VoI'uiHe. John Jacob Attor has Jiwt presented to Uw Astor library in New York eity, test remark able rare aad iaterssttaf vohisse. Tiff BoiuuruM tha "EvaufetllstsriuM of the Carlo- I vlnglar Age." QLIMP8ES OF VENICE, tmSMkMHM Seanes Which Meet ,tfce e or a Crescent City Artist. Private Lntter in N, O. Time Dera&craill After eight hours wo came to marshes. Ohi a gondola! rod and yellow sails, with pictures and designs on tlftml A lonj stretch of low, delicate tinted house: splrosaiid domes Venice I Crowd of gondoliers our baggago is caught up, and twonty steps out of tho station bring us to tho Canals Grande, dotted by hundreds of black gondolas. Not a sound is hoardjw wo glide away under arched bridges, througa narrow and wide canals, Jast grazing this boat and spinning like a ton around that cor ner or post, going rapidly past falry-llko palaces and groups of people, whoso col ors remind ono of those of a kaleidoscope. Now out In a bay, and along tbe river, with its conglomeration of fish-boats and palaces, wo passed behind tbe Palace of the Doge, under the Bridge of Sighs, and soon were taken into this charming old house, whero I havo a room over looking a garden on ono side, and the most curious mass of tiled roofs and chimneys on tho other. Wo set out to explore the city, and I am still exploring with my mouth wide open, wondering whether I am awake, and uncertain whether the time is before or after Christ; though there are enough of churches and exquisite shrines set up on posh) in tho water to convince me that Christianity has blown its hurricane over this moct conservative jewel of a city. A jumble of canals, alloys, gondolas, chimney pots, fish markets, sails, palaces and women womn I, yi, yil See them! Graceful creatures, as they trip over tho bridges, or sit in gronp3 thread ing beads so docile, they surround you' and talk thei- dialect, whloh differs so from tho Florentine that! barely under stand it The men are splendid types, weather beaten, polito and respectable. The old fishermen are so rusty that barnacles stick to them. Bight across the bay is a long island the Lido. It costs 2 cents to get there; a walk of flvo minutes brings you to a beach twenty-fivo miles long on the Adriatic sea. Thero nro trees and meadows where you can find rest and solitude, to rest from crowded Venice. There also is Chioggio, an antique fish ing town amazing to see. Wo go thore on Friday the unlucky day when the fishermen stay at home and mend their nets. These people hero ornament every thing that they touch. They aro innate artists. The rich tourists aro coarse and tasteless beside them. See their boats, all carved and adorned with brass ma donnas everywhere serponts twining around. On a sail that passed this morning was the image of a horse, of colossal size and painted in vermilion, the only horse, perhaps, that most of tho people have overseen. People are singing all around. They aro very cheerful and "kind to each other. Their devotion to children and dogs is strong. The boys are perfect turning cart wheels, jumping into the canals aad having lots of fun. Begging, tbo Ital ians' weakness, isn't very troafeksowe. In an out-of-tho-way place, I "diBcoT ered this morning groups of olean, beau tifully dressed girls and women who were sitting in tho alloys stringing beads. They extended their hands without shame, and laughed when I refused to give a "soldo." Thoy all wanted to pose, and to-morrow I shall go and paint them. Save your money and come to Venice; it doesn't matter whether you go to heaven afterward or not. On tbe Kc.d Sea. Cor. N. O. Timos-Deaoerat. The sunsets are glorious and the moon rises even more so. Indeed, the even ings are pleasant and we are tempted lo sleep out on the deck instead of in our stuffy cabins. This, however, the cap tain forbids, on account of the peculiar influences of tha moon in this climate. The rays of a tropical moon poisons meat, and our supplies are tested with a piece of silver in the boiling water. Any discoloration of the silver indicates that the moat has been exposed to the moon shine. One indiscreet sailor sleeps on deck and in the morning his face is wrenched out of shape. After this we are careful, and sit under tho awninjj while we spin our sea yarns. The dews at nijjht are very heavy and leave a thick saline de posit on the ship's rigging. Occasionally a mirage furnishes uswkb. diversion. The phosporescent displays of the Ara bian and Red seas are not what I had oxpected after reading and hearing so much of them; but perhaps this is owing to tbo supernatural brilliance of tha moon. The phosphorescence is, how ever, sui generis so far aa I have seen. It floats about in apparent -cnunics," which attach themselves to the sides of tl,e vessel and aro impelled forward for a time, only to bocomo detached at length, and quiokly disappear astern. Kxamplea from tha Gorman. Texas Sifting. A German nowspaper gives a few sam ples of German bulls, whloh aro quite as amusing as those perpetrated by tho Irish, who have been heretofore sup posed to have had a monopoly In th buslueas: "Among the immigrants was an old blind woman, who came to, Asaer iea onco more before sho died, to see Iter only son." "After tlio door was closed a soft female foot slipped into the toohi, and with her own hand extinguished the taper," "Both doctors were unable to restore tho deceased once more to life and health." "The chariot of revolution la rolling onward, andgnasliing its teeth. as it rolls," is what a Berlin reyolutkm isttold the students, in 1848, in a speech. "The ladles' benefit assoeiation has distributed twenty pairs of shoes among the poor, which will dry un many Aor "I was sitting at the tablea- joying a cup of cotee, wfeea a gentle voice tapped cao on the shoulder. I looked around and saw my old friend oaee more." Boucleault ?ropker The predlctloa of Hlattla4ij sev eral years ago seem abot tofee renM, He said: "Egypt was fatal to Aiftia, to tho Hebrews, to St. Geoage, jAu.wm hung for lootings and to Jajriion. It tothijEwyalof the werti twdSBg la&d has bom there to steal a lot ler a amulet fiwaHy vault." vM '? "j-. v. H s-Sv? V 4 " i 11 1 JS1 m i Jfc y'i ... v 17 T ' - :4ei')ftM , irw,; , ,. mmi