Mi 95 gHBSJg ThgjOoastfeiL Published every Thursday morning, tyJOHN CHURCH. Editor ond Proprietor Oni year , , ....$a 50 Six months ..................... i 50 fhree months, 1 00 Humors of the Qttle-Field. MARSHFIliLD, OREGON: Thursday, ::;::;:::: October 9, 1884 THERE IS MUSIC IN THE AIR. fFrom the Century J Many humorous incidontu occurred on battle-fields. A confederate colonel run ahead of his regiment nt flialvorn lilll, nnd discovering Hint tho indn wore not following him its closely ns ho wished, ho uttered a florco oath, and exclaimed: "Como on I Dq you want to live for- Tho appeal was irresistible, nnd'mnny n poor fellow who had laughed at tho UlULMANTa The liberal are veciiro nlone; l'r what we f miiUy give f orevor h Our own. lllmnvllle. A.-:7W rramT, 7 rV,, m Lionel's nuecr exhortation laid down There ts music In the nir That is swelling cvety where And awatens every vnlley, hill and plain; TTs the rolling of the drums As the mighty Krmy comes To defend the starry banner once againl Tmmpl Tramp I Tramp I The hoys are marching, Shouting; Rally I every man I From Oregon to Maine, With our banner bearer, Blaine, While that gallant soldier, Logan, leads the van I 1 Tij the same united band That preserved our native land. When Rebellion tried to rend the tie in twain; It has governed six times four. And will w in for four years more. Then another four tears we will hare ngain. his life soon after. A shell struck tho wheel of a fedornl lleld-pieco toward tho cioso of tho en gitgment at Fair Oaks, and, shivering tlio spokes, UisninnUcd tho cannon. "Well, isn't it lucky that didn't hap pen before wo used up nil our ammuni tion," remarked oiio of tho artillerists as ho crawled from beneath tho gun. Wlion General Popo was (ailing back Cursed bu tho social wmiti U1.1t fin ngnlust tho strength of youth! Cursed l tlio social Ilea that wnm us from Uioliviug truth! ITeiinyson. Why did I never uttiR n sons to you! lVnrost! To you, ngntn, behold tho ques tion Rtll'L Tomtnoownpul-wharo lover sung! Or do I read a riiymo unto my letting heart f Klltnboth Munrt Phelps). Oh, friendly to tho lst pursuit, of man, Kricndly to thought, to virtue nnd to poaco, Doiiiestio llfo in rural leisure passed! 1'owknow thy value, and fow tasto thy sweets, T.......!. ......... I........ II... a. ...... n.i.l nlTi.tt !. iiuiiu iimiiij ifum. uij unu.i', uuiitMiw. To understnud niKl choose theo for tholrown. .Cowpor. WAITING FOR THE TRAIN. HOW QLOBES ARE QUILT. nnd Tho Proccia or Itlnklni: Library .School Olobo. tScicntldo American. Our library and school educational Tmmpl Trampl Tramp! The boys are marching, etc. Tis the band whose heroes bled Tls the band that Lincoln led Tis the band that followed Sherman to the sea! Gave tis Grant, the great and true, And our noble "Bo)S In Blue." Whose devotion set four million captives free! Trampl Trampl Trampl The boys are marching, etc. Feeble-Minded Children. bulletins nnd orders somewhat strained in their rhetoric. At ono of tho Humor ous running engagements that marked that disastrous campaign, a privato in ono of tho western regiments was mor tally wounded by n shell. Seeing tho man's condition, a chaplain knelt be side him, and opening his Bible at ran dom read out Samson's slaughter of tho Philistinos with tho jaw-bone of an ass. He had not quite finished when, as the story runs, tho poor follow inten upted tho reading by saying: "Hold on, chaplain. Don't deceive a f Philadelphia Press.! dvintr lnan. Isn't fho 11:11110 of Join, "Wo sympathize deeply with tlie poor Foncsunied to tint?" mother wlio writes 10 us concerning Iter a column of troops was pushing fr- wartiover tlio long ami winding road in Thoroughfare gap to head oil" Xeo after his retreat across tho Potomac at the closo of tho Gettysburg campaign. Sud- boforo Leo's advanco in tho Virginia globes have perhaps beeu a puzzlo to valloy, his own soldiers thought his many aniuquisitivoinind thoy being so gentle, afflicted child. Airs. Alico M, Scguin, the widow of the distinguished Dr. Edward Seguin, tho founder of the first school for idiots in the world, and herself a mostsuccessful teacher in the same lino, says : Dr. Seguin's theory was that idiocy is prolonged infancy, and that any treat ment that would increase tho bodily and mental functions would improvo tho child. Only by encouragement can an 'impression bo made on tlio feeble minded child ; praise of what lias been done does a great deal. An idiotic child is learning to cut figures traced with colored pencils, out of paper. Talk to him all tho time, and he will try so hard that he unconsciously lets his un der jaw drop.' Ho has learned to keep his 'mouth closed, which is one of tlio first tilings I try to do. Any indifference on my part, such as leaning back in my chair, or' forgetting to be enthusiastic, and tho child cuts right through the lines and throws the paper in .the -waste basket. It is back-breaking to lean so Constantly over tho child ; it is tiresome repeating the same words for half an hour, bntit is the only way to stimulate liira. All children who come to mo do not need the same exercises ; there is no special course ; the individuality of each is studied, and ho is given only that which will fit himfor something beyond. I bfilieve in a great deal of physical ex ercise to quiet the unsteady nerves. Boys and girls spend a half-hour each day in the gymnasium, besides using dumb bells and marching to music. We have dancing once a week for an hour, and the children living here have an evening each week for amusement in tins way. There are children in my school that will go from me in a few years, when they will not be recognized as being 'peculiar,' except by a profess ional person. I would like to say this of all, but we can only mould the clay put in our hands. All improve, and their changed manners, forms and faces are soon noticed in their homes. denly tho signal officer who accompan ied tlio general in command discovered that some of Ids men, posted on a high hill in tho rear, were reporting tho pres ence of a considerable body of confeder ate troops on top of the bluffs to tho right. A halt was at once sounded, and tho leading brigado ordered forward to uncover tho enemy's position. The regiments were soon scrambling up the steep incline, officers and men gallant ly racing to see who could reach tho crest nrst. A young lieutenant nnd some half dozen men gained tho ad vanco, but at the end of what thev uccjueu u peruuus ciinin, they were thrown into convulsions of laughter at' discovering that what tho signal men took for confederal troops "were only a tolerably Largo flock of sheep. As the leaders in this forlorn liopo rolled on the grass in n paroxysm of merriment. they laughed all tho louder at seeing the pale hut determined faces of their comrades, who, of courso, came up fully existing a desperate hand-to-hand struggle, It is perhaps needless to say tho brigade supped on mutton that evening. . As the armv was crosiimr sm,,i, mountain the day before the battle of Antietain, General McCellan rode along me Buio 01 me moving column. Over taking a favorite Zouave regiment, hn i exciaimeu with his natural bonhomie: "Well, and how is the Old Fifth this evening?" "First-rato, general" replied one nf the Zouaves. "But we'd bo better off if wo weren't living so much on supposi- liirht. so easily turned on their axis, and so smooth as to npjicar more liko natural exact productions than mechanical con structions. Tho material of a globo is a thick, pulpy pajwr liko soft straw board, anil this is formed into two hemispheres from dixks. A lint disk is cut in gores, or radical pieces, from center to circum ference, half of tho gores being removed ami the others Drought together, lorm ing n hemispherical cup. Theso disks are gored under n cutting press, tho dies of which are so exact Hint tho gores come toscthor nt thoir edges to mnko n perfect hemisphere. The formation is also dono bv n nrcss with hemispherical mould and die, the edges of tho gores being covered with gluo. Two of theso hemispheres are then trailed by gluo and mounted on a wire, tho cuds of which tiro tho two axes of tho finished globe. All this work is dono whilo the paper is in a moist stato. After drying tho rough paper globe i3 rasped down to a surface bv coarso sand paper, followed by finer paper, and then receives n coiding of paint or enamel that will tako a clean smooth finish. Tho instructive portion is n map of tho world printed in twelvo sections, each of lozenge shape, tho points extending from polo to pole, exactly as though the pool of an orange was cut through from stem to bud in twolvo equal divisions. These M'lir Woman I t.Me A M'lre !) Inyn-I.utty In tlio Country. (New York Commercial Aihertlsor.j Vow married women who live In tho country ten or twenty miles from tho city in which their huslmnda have busl- nrew, ever tako the railroad train to tho tiltv whtolt thoy mean to take. It makes no dilTerenee whether thoy Hvo five min- 1 tiles' walk from tlio depot or twenty, tho time thoy arrive nt tlio depot nvor- lured as nearly ns poswimo uirco mmmes nfter tho train has left. Of courso they are on titno for tho next train, which will leave In half nn hour. Why n woman Is always Into in taking n train is inexplicable. A ticket ngent who lived with his family right over it depot, once observed Hint his wlfo norer took tho train that she ex pected to tako. When her trnhi arrived sho generally had one boot on nnd was looking out of tho window, with 0110 eye on tho train and tho other eyo looking for her second boot. A married man, when ho first goes to reside in the coun try, generally misses from six to n dozen Bum laa f 2h i I... ffte. ".. .....i.llt.h l.it a, MA til. I imiiin in iuu iirsi ion I11UUIU3 uv mining in tho morning for his wife to tako tho train with him to the city. After this ho pays no more attention whou Ids wife says sho will go in the train with him than on her informing him when tho church strawberry festival is tocoiuoou. lie knows tho strawberry festival is bound to como off, some time, and ho knows his wife will go to tho city; but sho will not go on tho trniu with him, or on tho one 0110 she expects to go on. If you reside ten minutes' walk from the depot, your wife, nfter keeping ypti waiting nt the house until flvo minutes before tho train leaves, will inform yon sho is ready; and when you tell hor it is imnossiblo to catch that tr.iin nml von must tako tho next one, sho wiil inform you that sho lias walked to tho depot from the honso in five minutes n dozen times. You know you cannot do it. About ten nilnutes before tho next train leaves you set out with your wifo for tho depot. Before you have cono thlrt v yards sho returns to the house for hor jioekctbook, and to tell Jauo not to lot tlio baby fall down tho back stoop, and Hint sho will bo back in tho 4 :!)0 train. Your wife, having used up about two minutes of tho ten in running back, although sho can walk to tho dejiot in flvo minutes, asks you when von are half way to tho depot, if you wnnt to walk tho clothes off her luck, nnd nt tho samo time informs you sho uuver felt so Professional mid Business Cardi. . R. C. liUttTBR, M. D plIYKIC'IAN AND SUKOKON.-- OmCG-i-In the Holland building, oppodte the lllnnto hoU-l. RRSItilNCB V. O, Webster's" Kite residence, Pine street, nor A. SZ P C. W. TOWER,. M, D.( UYSICIAN AND SURGKOtf.- Otricn (nlho Holl.iiul llulMIng, opposlto the illanco lintel, IVont street, M.irshfield, Oregon, ..-. T II 1 -.'.. . 1 .. J. T. M'COKMAC, M. I). O. Hi OOI.DKN, M. I) GOLDEN & McCORMAC, pitYStCIANS AND SURGKONS. Officks At the M.trshfield Drug Store, oppo site tlicCenlr.il Hotel, Front street, Marshflfld, Oregon. tv Dit. MrCoRMAC is United State t'tiunln lnK surgeon for (he district ol sottllicMiOiegon. ga'gH'JUlflU-'-LUL , I.- 1.- uji in Mlnccltaueouii AdvcrtUementii. J."R. CLEAVES, I TBWKLKR AND PHOTOOKAI'IIICK, MAUSItrlKI.tl, OHCRON, P. S.- Will be at Coquille City the last week of each month, fut J. W. BENNETT, .4 TTORNEY AND COUNSUI.OR AT -" , IwWV. OmCK At the Coos ftiy News olfico, j 1 M.-lrcJiftcliU Oregon, 1 JOHN A. OKAV. . M. SIOUN SIGLIN & 'GRAY,,, .4 TTOUNKYS AND COUNSKLOKS AT 1.AW. maps are obtained in Scotland generally, I hot in her life, nud Hint you hnvo plenty iiiLiiniiiii innrn nm nrn nr I iiriv. nsr.-ui. ui 1111111 mill vfiiir wnrnii lunar lu. t.'mt.r lishments otherwheres which produce ! and Hint that trnin is always Into, nmi iiieui. mo pajicr 01 meso maps is very thin but tenacious, nnd is held to tho OiTfCKtIn the Holland ItuildliiL'.oniwsilc tho ..u,i..u .tu.ri, -UHl 5.IHTJlfc oiunuiiuo. ur. fj l A. J. LOCKIIANT. A. M, CKAttlOKU CRAWFORD & LOCKHART, 4 TTOKMJN-S AND COUNSUt.ORS AT I-WV AND NOTAUHW PUI1I.IC Qmctj In Wdistrr'it new building, hunt stitct,,Marhm'ld, Ongon. Wcnn prejvirc! tofuriiMi nbttraeti of title globo by gluo. Tho operator gouorally a woman begins at one polo, pasting with tho left hand and laying the sheet with tho right, working along ono edgo to tho north or other pole, coaxing tho edge of tho paper over tho curvature of the globo with an ivory sjiatula, and working down tho entire paper to an ab solutely smooth surface. As there are no lap3 to theso lozengo sections tho edges must absolutely meet, clso there would bo n mixed up moss, especially among tho islands of some of tho great archipelagoes and in the arbi trary political borders of tho nations. Tills is probably tho most oxact work in globo making, and yet it appears to bo easy because tho operator is so expert in coaxing down fullnesses and in expand ing scanty portions, nil tho timo keeping minutes sho has to remain in tho dejiot "iwuiuiu rviauua anu pencct lOinniL' uu spenus iiLiaiKincr with anv or hor is anu totnoir convcvandiur. Business minuted prompt' nttentloii. to our cure will nnd orri u J4I S. II. IIAZARII. SIIUDDK.V 1'. 1VII.SOV. when v-ouriply Hunt it b& c7t WW!.w!i'V!- sl,n -.n,.t4 l..,rt... !.. l-, 1" ."-Y """'' ."" P.,",y", .. "" . ... .... i.ui inujciua 5hc!to.ii niiennon 10 I'lnmiuing titiot ufci i.k witiiuiitj, nuuii ou ikiu 10 wait nti hour for that, train. Sho refers to tho day of tho big snow-storm, when all tho trains were Into, and tries to play it off on you for a day in Juno, with tho thermometer at 85 in tho nhado. Tho lady who resides in tho country goes iiirougn me same operation in re turning from tho city. Sho expects to return on tho i:liO train (this is her litis ban's usual train) and misses it upon her own calculation by one minute (n woman always misses n ir.iiu by ono minute); but when sho looks at the railroad clock 6ho finds that it is tho 8 o'clock train sho hns missed instead of tho4::l0nnd by tho railroad timo sho has missed that train by flvo miuutes. She it on hand for tho 5:30 train, however. Tho twentv-fivu rji j-g- 3JJ i VESTI5M ' HOTEL South Front strctt, Mhrshfleld, JOHN SNYDER, tit::: Proprietor T'lt.wu iiia'KtfrTY TAKittJ fliAWOi: L of the nlwve-lnmied wellHwlnUlWied hotel, and am iiMting nrllhcr lns nor eiiienw w ni sure my'giiwii llio best of nrwninud.illoii. "THIt TAI1I.KS AT Till: WUH H'.U.V Are supplied with tho Mt ili ttiMUt nlTnnlt, nnd ntroui of lh hoimi icwive piompl anil courteous attention. TURMS-lVMrd nnd lodging )er erk, . $ i lUmid hy liimii) ' " ni7 Mnclc tnwls f CENTRAL 1'OTEL I Corucf or Front itnil A stivclK, MAItSlll'IlUd), OUKtION', JOHN J.KK0NU0l,.M,. rrupHi'lui' mills U'KI.I.-KNTm'N AND lAVORITr I HO'l'I'.l. Imh Ium Iwii entirely rellited rtiul rilurnldi)d thtoiifjlioul mul l n(ilu Kti to tlw ptllillo for tron life. New lieili nnil WIg ni,i(lrrr Imre lieen ptiel In rthuost eierv licplng room of the Mum ami tietlhor tronhlv ixir evii 1) tJ spared to put e en thing fn flint el.iw outer. At the Ui'r Is to lie Mind tlio lint liMtulf ill tt lues, liquors; nnd cigar. A new eptninee to tint dining room Iws !rn iiiiiile thnt opeits on I'int tre't, nml the tables will nl.i) lie supplied villi the cliokHHt the nuuket nllonu. )"'3 J- J KUDNIIOI.M, Proprietor. "bTanco hotel, rnrHlificltl, Cona Ctmly, yicgon FinST-CLASSACCOMMODATlONS , . irt, .lUtoiitUta Vhtii'ivtn i, , Having lately coni0ol(il a MHro nihil Hon to the above litilel, nml having htul iu extciiHivo exporiom-i; in thin lino (if htlHiiuw, wu can Mifuly juittwnU n to our patrons comfort nml ummuuoiiuwoiif, ox ccIIihI liv'no other tuiiiMt1 on tlio bay. l$T "I'lio reading room uf HiIh hotel colilninH tho lending piiporit of (ho At lautic Slates and tho l'uvillf voaid. 1 , jwhiuh'm iroLiA.xn. . , suplO I'vOin'luUii'H. J MUctllaneou Advcrtiicmenti. f J TI-HTEJ BOSS ! Spring Mattress! Tho Oaylord Patonti T AM NOW MANIJKAnunii, .1. nnd n'llliig M my xliop. t 11.. a ' . . s -.." "v Biim ynul, tho rht-apwi tid lifnt upline tnL treHafor tho ,tWo over put jiihid ifcu -,ftnj' "!' tLw.VWHW.mimiijjil,, iimT wi, diirnbllity. Hfmpllcitv m,.i ..?' ability nlollH, .lutHHldif nil klndH nndilhjr jnfttlit ill llio litHt Oregon Htntofnlr t Itolall prlcrt, ft; wJntoiftlo,,)j (X), ''" jicion- inlying yimr innitresi), emimlH, )it!h(, which In decidedly iho chcaiWi i' in n- 'i ill i' mini mi iui pnv. lilll) Oi'O. DAVlft." asroTiaEi,;1 .V. Mle linn or fl.lCMMKNSI'.S A CO 5 (he lltyijr lreiy.nro -ii!br nulifwilVhl! Uki Minn U mjnl.W to u nt ueiritfr ( iuiteii ,1 Co, awl iwrvuitto linlthtfrt tutZ Usieil t cU upon in nt our pU. i,r .u JZ, mid settle lhlr Noctmiitt vlihotit (h-UyorM ttwr notln' from in. " CMJMilKNSttV HVAN'tHV MarshfirW, Orison. .September 17, XHl '' xoricii roji FtXAi, puowT !.ANItOm-n a"t IKHfrfifVlrt, Orteoi' '" jvruinr. j.h iirur.iiY cmi.s TIItT 1 lUl (rtllltafllKnillili,l lulllUr 1... ri.i ?. HAZARD & WILSON, 4 -lTORNEN-S AT !W Empire City, Coos comity, Oregon. Ml tion.' "Supposition?" said tho general, in a puzzled tone. "What do you mean bv l.MOII mmj with the other sections cages, mo metallic worK tho equa tors, meridians, and stands are finished by' machinery. A coat of transparent varnish over the paper surfaco completes tho work, nnd thus a globo is built. "It's easily explained, Bir. You sec we expected to get out rations ve-sfpr- llltf Vllt n ,. ... .!.! . .. Before we care to I.mvp th aim :,:' uulan."e " "m l' wo ro ""ng on !,, .. -j.-. :,:,, : ::. opposition mat wa did. .., lc alm cli1Br, we want. "Ah. I undHrRfnn,l .. f them to know color and form; to be able to trace figures on paper or life blackboard. Wo want them to know how to throw nnd m.Ii a l.oll . ...l.u fojj tie a piece of wood to a point ; to sew a little, If girls; to dress themselves, brush their hair and shoes; to be neat and clean in their habits. These are more important than knowing how to read, for it is clear that if a child has not in telligence enough to do these things, which normal children learn instinctive ly, ho has no use for uccomplishments such as reading. I teach my pupils to tell tho time, to uso money, to nlav t4cunLjti'onndItakeereat paiD8 witI,ar- you shall have your rations, Zou-Zous, to-night," re plied the general, putting spurs to his Iiorso to escape tho cheora of his regi ment. And he kept his promise. Electrifying: Animals. The latest application of electricity is an invention made in tho interest of lion-tamers, which consists of an appa ratus of great power Bhaped like a stick, about three feet and a half in length. M. Rauspaqh, tho inventor, is n lion tamer himself, who has been "a good deal worried" during a long and success ful professional career. He has already experimented with it upon tho denizen of the cages in his menagerie, and re lates tho different effects upon tho brutes. Three of his lionn n.lvfn i,n Bhock immediately showed signs of tho greatest terror, They were seized with trembling and growled fitfully. Tho tiger was more quickly subdued, became Btupified, and crouched in a cornor of tho cago, Bruin was more; refractory to electricity, whldi seemed scarcely to affect him, He would growl and show hw teeth, and was subdued after re peated discharges. The most astonish ng effects, however, were perceptible n the boa constrictor. On receiving tho discharge, the specimen from Cay enno, nearly 20 feet in lenght, became "" "" iwwiyzed and remained motion less for Hi hours afterward. When he recovered, heYhowed signs of numb- Tho publishers complain that there is absolute y no demand for tho "Cam &y l .to'Wlanl." Tho hence Ttbov 1.." "?"' .BW ", "Kee-es Me Some More." An American naval officer who had spent some considerable time in China narrates an amusing experience of the ignorance of the Chinese maiden of the custom of kissing. Wishing to com plete a conquest he had made of a vonm. niel jin (beautiful lady) ho invited'iier using English words to givo him a kiss. Pin. limp lm. rtn....l.n ... .-... ..vi VUUiWIUIlUHBlUn (JI Mm ro. quest somewhat obscure, ho suited the action to tho word nnd took a delicious kiss. The girl ran away into another room, thoroughly alarmed, exclaiming: "Torriblo man-eater. I shall be de voured." But in a moment, finding herself uninjured, sho returned to him, saying: "I would learn more of your strange rite. Kee-es me." He knew it wasn't right, but he kept on instruct ing her in tho rite of "kee-es me" until she know how to do it liko n native Yan kee girl. And after that she suggested n second courso, remarking; "I'co-es mo some more, seen jino Jlcp-lce-kee " (A nglico American), nnd the lesson went on until her mama's voice rudely awak ened them from their deliclonfl dream. An English inventor has surpassed ull Yankee ingenuity by .devising and pat- enting a machine" for taking caro of ba bies without tho intervention of a nurse maid. It is called tho "thermostatic nurse," and is described as an artiflcal- ly wanned nnd thoroughly ventilated box, in which a crib or hamper with a baby in it can bo kept at an even tem perature, varying only ono degree from tho standard decided uiion. The ma chine is warranted not to fliit with thn policeman or the grocery man, or carry a baby head downward, or treat it in any way inconsiderately. A young gentleman asks which U proiier, good night or good evening, after making a late call on a lady friend. That young gentleman should know 41hi4 lllli.H I.Ida ..ll.nM .- mat nun ion tumor van a younif man Tbe Petroleum Plnd In India. Calcutta Cor. lymdon Standard. Tlio government of India has received tho reports of tho preliminary examina tion of tho oil-bearing strata which exist in the neighborhood of Sibi. Tho pro fessional reports are of a character so decidedly enconraging that tho govern ment has determined to procure from England tho necessary machinery- for boring operations. Theso will begin next winter, and will bo conducted on an ex tensive scale. If tho results justify tho sanguine hopes entertained the discovery will be ono of no trilling importance, whether in relation to Indian industrial development or tho solution of tho Central Asian question. It will bo re membered that tho extraordinary rich ness of tho oil wells round Baku has immediately stimulated trado cnternriso on tho Caspian, and has justified on purely commercial grounds tho con btruction of tho lino, the strategic im portance of which can not bo doubted. It would bo a remarkablo coincidence if, just at tho timo when Itussia makes her presence felt on tho confines of Af ghanistan, a similar store of mineral wealth were found along the lino which tho Indian government havo decided to construct to ;vard Cnndahar. Tho do mand iii India for illuminating oils is already considerable, nnd uo doubt on tho Quetta railway, as on tho O.-isninn lines, tho petroleum might bo used ns fuel. In any caso, there will bo an influx of labor from India to southern Afghan istan, and an impetus will bo given to communication between tho two coun tries, tho political bearing of which it Is superfluous to indicate. Trlcka of tlie Canning Trade. According to The Trade, a ncntpapcr publuhcd in tho canning interest of Bulti more, there aro In thnt city flity-scven firmii that deal only in "Kccoiid','' or doubtful goods. Theso goods are ob tained from doubtful dealers as "swells, " or cans tlmt havo the ends bulged out on account of tho fermentation of their con tcntn. Tho cans are taken to a convenient pluce nud ''repressed." This cotinUtsof first punching u hole In tho top of the tan, to let the gas out. The cans are then placed In hot water and heated, to expel Si" "" n,.lu fcnse8i cn rcscaltil. 1 hey are then labeled with a hogtu kibel ant! wld nt low price.), comparatively. V. ' I'luiwiHjf muHiiy boiu in largo cities to the tworer cJuwcu. Tho only safety in buying canned good? in hi txdnu that the genuine label of n rcputablo firm is on each can. lady friends as hlio happens to meet who nao none just ns sho did, and informs them sho don't believo tlie railroad clock is right, nnd it must bo too fust, for when sho was in Macy's waitiugfor her change it was only 1 o'clock, and sho only stopped twice coming down from there. She then produces hor watch to show that tho railroad clock is ten min utes too fast; then she walks up to tho ticket n-ccivor and iniiuirus whether liu doesn't think tho railroad clock is too fast; ho guescs not; then sho informs tho ticket-taker sho is certain it Is. ami shows hor watch, nnd ho says "May be." When sho finnlly arrives nt home she ex plains to tho whole family how hho missed tho 4:110 train, nnd a stranger would supposo it was the first train hho had ever missed in her life. A"" C. B. POIUMY WATSON, ,Ni')"COUNSKI.OI UUV. AT OFPICB liMl'IKP. ClTV. O. IE. C UKIS1CAI. K3 TO WHOM ITMAY CONCERN. "VTOTtCE IS HliKKllY (ill:N THAT jji lhe'prtnerlilp heretofore exutitii; I luttfii IW t.'lcniinrnv'u. IVImii l.v.inoir mid N. I'. Iluiivrn. under the linn ii.une of ( I.Kii MCNsr.N . CO.Ikh Urn diwoltrd lv iuu- tii.ll convnl. N. I ll.inv.-tl rrlirinj;. nnd tlmt n new film. om.loij: ol lir I Icninifnvn nml IVJiiiu I-.v,)iiift. will i)fltiniie IN .Iiuhudm ad lKuini; of tn.tlt ikpiots nnd dnnki In niiliiiuu uud itrtit twn nnd rtR.nH at die old l.iml. ( AH blta r.ibtiiit; nifiimt Mid funiier tirm will Iftf teltltll liv L'1iiiimm.im.it A l.uit..tr nti.l nil dli(4 due til Mil 'tfrm .no M)lli to tTrtiv niiNium .V MrnnoJl'. tlio i.utl uotikiiluilnir the new turn. I.AKS t..!iI.MI'.NSIiN, TKH N llVANOl'K lUnUfiM. Orrgnti, SritrinlHr 17, iSai. OAVINfJ KiniHUU FROM IH'SlNliSS J JL nt trie umpire City and 1U1 frtl(owtntnniel wtller ),., mm K. 1i of. riM,MtHikMI lu.lllli full! nrixlf In u prlil of hM c&ini. uikI Uwl wid proof viau mlile Uwe the twit Uf C001 county. Orria? "' .11 Ijnpiw Ulv, Vtvpn, s ' On FiUIay, November 7, 1884, ' V fSnmtir P. Ititmn, itt nimiKm djl4. - tntr Ultilinl Nn. IMH. lurltMrnti lilf.r ,i , Mliihcntl muilrr of rijii io, nnd tho wrt Kilf M lU khjOkwi iiHiitrof nt.iUio 11. !,' avwiitli, nniw 1 1 eL WilUnwitit imindliiiZ HermmriiheMhmfnK wilncc Iokw)K, rntinuotu niddonei- upoh mid cnllitntlva ti MilllIIHl-ll , , . . I. V. Jinhl. John S. Smith. !MUd Morm oil,'JhoiivM Mottiinvr, nil ut Miirihheti!, tU 041td Wit. V. nuKJ.tlliM, !tej(lt, Mjrl.fiLI ... mp. kcU. nil iKirtkii fiiilclitnf to uia at "wild muL-ii are rwpirlc! to rorthvllli mil at tho Mine nml UtM 1... .... ,IA1 MJ.M1...... MJ I ... . t. - . I -.,..nw ..,. ..nn ......ll. ,. Hi), !n-EUW ,l ... in... iiti.li me vv.iiiiT nun. niv UlUlhWh l.lll.l iwciih'v up wore i (,'oj mereioif Jirruiiit In l-rin Ofi-Ii i. AT Itifc'rM'iti, Orrsoii;' NfiWt-iuUf i, ia&i. ,-j NoTirp. is ih:kkiiv ;ivj: 'that, Hi roltowlnc-miHMl c iiVr ha r.l ti ' Ih of lit jiiinitUii lu uuto liml 10. iJ hi uv ift of !! 1 loin, ami ilt mh! pracaf U1U Itlle Uforr tlie jtulge of . IVck. of t'otH countr, Otrjon, H ,iuM0 Uly, Oiim, . On Monday, October n, 1884. Vu t:uil. W1111U.V. l.uuolanl ,Nq iiv, for the mll)i luir of the notlfiuml rpuilrr ioJ the iionliiV((.piinte! of IM (Xmlhltrit (jitirur ol Mellon 40 und lv nti(il(uil ijaokrcf tU ntlir.it qikirlrr of XMtion '91), towmhip rf Millh. of taitpg 11 Mrl. WilLltiiclla incndiu. Ho linns tlj fulloninj; wiiiieeMM lntn hi. euiiiinuout b.ih'c iijhiii nod culliutwn d kh liml i N. V. .Moon, IIimiii l:ii, Oeo. W. Nenh and A. Sjkioo, nil of lainicw, Coo count;, Orrj;en. eil(d Wm. K. Rkmjamin, ItecUtrr. " Itcllsloim Ilo'ii,, Atlanta Constitution. Tho famous St. Bernard dogs aro very carefully trained. A traveler who vis it od some of tho monasteries of tho monks of St. Bernard, a fow years ngo, found tho monks teaching their dogs from tho earliest stages of punpyhood. Not only is physical and mental training included in this teaching, but spiritual culture is by no means neglected. At meal timo tho tlogs sit in n row, each wiui a 1111 uisu ixiiura nun, containing his repast. Grace U said by ono of tho XDEJlTTZST- Rooms: Over Kenyon's store, opposite Whitney's market, Front street, MAKSHI-HCI.!). oki:go.v. hi -V vJ - -cr . J&3TA!T"- ,T SURVEYOR FOR COOS COUNTY, QKITCE: WITH T. O. OWKN, liSQ.. In Ross & Timmerman's New Buiidinr, MAKSUKII'.M). OUHtiON. I'ERFKCT MAI'S of nil snrveed nud en terod landj furnuhod on ihort notice. ocafi jaT'sislxIorn.a.Tolo DRESS-MAKING Mrs. "WW. I-IiU AT IHiR RESHJBNCK. NOKTI! FKONT strrel, first door north of Maik's furniture lore, AiartniiclJ. before him, containing I ci3l.y.S "S '" h0 " Pe- 1 atronagc tli.-inkfnlly received, work tiroiniuly monks, tho dogs sitting motionlow with executed, and nil wvrk Guaranteed tocuoMiiv bowed heads. Not ono pf thorn stirs tin-' 'Jt myio til "nmon" is spoken. If a friskv titinnv "" " " iiioiiipis luMiinpiu ins me'ai ixjioro graco is over, ono of tho older dogi growls und gently tugs his car. Tho intclllgcnco displayed by theso animals in roncuing unfortunate travelers among tliemouu tains is absolutely wonderful. JIany n man wlio has lain down in n snow drift owes his lifo to tho sagacity of tho St. Bernard dogs. n SMITH. AND MKCII A NIC'All,.l,'w,. ,0 "'" wli' mSf me ,um hii nmi 1 inniiiwtci riv nnu unnccujMty rcnio Uy af im .imiimimi; n,ui inn riiii nnd iiuulnc prompt vulrnieiit iiltlimll fuiilirr iollce. All rtijtMRrmctiU (hit I Uuv outMiidiug to reiriui cattle mil Lc fulfiUctl by my uf. O. .S.hcller ti. In thf entinrclkm I iWirc to trlnni my sin crrr tlwiik tn iIh; woiiW uf Cvw Ihy-aiiiI . elnlty for ihe mmty wor I h,ir utijojrd m their Imnili, nml I lirtponli for tiy ncer.v In ihi4Iii a EonlUiuAiwo of thr Wwnil Mtr.inoge aoflordctl to toe . !'. WliU.Nfcy, MartlilMd, Or., .Stpttniber at. itM!. DR. SPI NNE Y, KHAItMvY STHKhT. Trcittsnll Cllioiilcniid Kiierhil IHi.pimm. VOIJ.MJ .til:.' Viio mnv be Hitllcring tn.m tlw vUiH'U of youthful fnlliiH or IiidiMii.iioii, u 111 do wiill lo avail ihi'iio-i'lvi'HiifthU, tlie grt-nt-out boon ever laid nt the fii-t of tmlfi'riinr litiiminlty. !). HPINNKY willguuriMi ten tji forfeit $ot() mrv enwt of .Soniinal U oakncfHor urivato ilUimtut nf m.i. 1.1.. .1 Ori'llilllll'IlT wjlicll llU lllllllTfliL..- n,l fails to cure. lhori' are nmiiv at tho m.i. nt ii.tri .. sixty who aro tiotililiil i(h (oofreiiuciil evacuations of Iho bladder, often ncvonir jMiiiiMi ny n Hiigiu smarting or burning siiimatlon and a woakucHs of the (. III I. liirt.mA. ,1... ....I!..... . - ... ,. ........... ,,n- (..uiviii, riiiMini arciiiiut for, On examining tlm iiriimrvdoimHiii a loii.v vih iiiient will nfton lu. f..i,;i i tmrtiileH of Miifii npiH'jr, nr tho coIlr be of a thin iiiUkiMli Inn., uguJ,, .haiigiiiK n u niirit iiiiuiorjiui npjmartiiue. There aro iiitiny men who dlu of 4I1U dililciilLv. Ignr.it of the jiaiiMo, which m the nuooiiii Htage of Hemlnul wcnkncHM. Ur b will gmira.ttcc a jierfoct i-ure in ull hiicIi nw. und a healthy rmdorntion 0f , UL.t. urinary organs h . OlllcoHourn-lOto 4111111 (lloR.Sun. days f.o.n 10 j.,11 A (iOMHiilinll.;, Irco, I borough oxninlnatlon und advice ?, OnllcrinlilrcM NOTIUK I'OH FINAL I'HOOF. LrtKU OrriCK AT fcl;ii. OffCfl, ' MTOTICK M 'lIBWWTIIAf J ll the IoIIom jnt-.litiuiuil u IlUr Ima itU.1 tub - of hK Intciittoii to maVti final pi oof 111 tupportcftt lih-cUfm, ami iImi nhl numf will liiwidU. foir llw jmUe or cleiU of I w codniy, Orreos, at I M4m City, On ITridny, October 17, 1W4, VU- JoUN-'.S;INi.FCIIM:a. JiomnUvid .Voi' W liir ilw MMUlmut iirtr cf llin northneu " ftwtr, lot , ami iho toultiwctt umintr of iha- -iofllwMi qu4icr of Mvlhiii o. lonniiliip ai Wilt, of Kiie 11 wwi, Wllldiiwitr mrrlJlan. Mr rutin the fulkiulmj uinc(-i tofvoit hlt.eonlinuou irtiiteiive uiwn and culliration of niit land I U. . : Denjiimln lUAi John ton am! C Coo county, Oifuoii mi 1 Hi , , Vu; V. m m TOWER banco tbov l,nv V" """."" .B n, that when it would b altoitotlicV n.3 r J" ll i 10.K.,r,H wor(J h0 entertaining aniTiiwcet anyweUreeuhuLu,;" " '""' " "". ;" nyvreUregultahome. UUVUVS Said L'OOiI liwirnlmi n...l J got homo for un early breakfast, Ilulldluc Vp Her Cliuruclcr. Ililladelphla Cull. Mrs. A, Io Mrs. B. That Jlrs. New comer U so fond of her children. Tho other day when I called ho was blowing wiap bubbles with them through u common cluy pipe. Jflra. B. to airs. C That Mrs, New comer is so funny. Mrs. A. biw her amunlng thocliildten with a common clay pine. ' Mrs. 0. to Mrs. D. Tliat Mrs. New comer smoke a common clay iiiiw. Mrs. D. to 3Ir. E. Tlmt Mrs. New. comer smokes a horrid piiic, I don't fcco how any woman in her ober senses could do that. Mrs. E. to Mrs. P. That ihs, Neyr comet WOkMtftjiicejmd drhjlts awfully. IlraXvIn the I.lno, I'hilndelphla CulL) Bummer Hotclkeepor But if you aro BuiiKiicu wiui 1110 piaco Why iion't you come, my dear madam. I will hold that room for you n week, Applicnnt I am afraid you would not liko to receive tho whole family. Hotclkeepor Well, of cout,e, that do-' - IHlllllS. Applicant Tho fact is I havo throo pet dogs, a parrot, two cats nnd a mock ing bird. ilotolkcciicr They shall nil bo wel come, Applicant Ohl thank you, thank you. Then you don't object to dogs nnd other unimals? Hotelkeepcr No indeed, madam. Wo draw the lino nt children, " MILLIJSTERY AND DRESS-MAKING "t IT BM1IIIE CITY, 0UJJ0OX, HA&?&kI5?ND A NEW AND Millinery und Dress-Milking Goods I isrtui orders promptly attended to, IIU2IJ MILLIE Nuuica ol Kncc-lloroca, Tho nomenclature of raeo'horsos is ijuito n htttdy, nud very curious names nro found. In glancing over tho entries of ono day's racing at Washington park, Chicago, one 1 may find '7Chauco," lioublo," "Jocoso," "Disturbaiico" Fepner-em," "Modesty" (agorxl win- umi. uy mo uy, singular to h nto ) 'Fao Wmilo Wedding jjy, .."Ci ty, etc. 1 hero-are nuy numlicr more licculiar ban IIiomi. "Ohost," and will not down" at " Buiuiuo's " bid- ung, having beaten him several times. 1 ho general miblio nro ninm fn.,,111,... with tho names of NEW GOODS! more fnniilinr noted trotters and MII&S. O. IP. pui'..w r 'UK W. 1'. IIUUN), IHO.Nr STKhKT, MAUSHKIKI.il, OKI.OON, Oppoilto the Central Hotel. WOUI.fJ HIPKCTI'OI.l.Y INI-OUM lljol.dle of Mnrthricld and vicinity t,, he lias put rewned ' AN ULIiOANT STOCK Or NI'AV GOOD.1' i:miiha(ino a roui-i.trn AuoitrMi.Nr oc LADIES' HATS, CAPS, TRIMMINGS, And Millinery Goods of all kinds. Children's Toys OF ALL DISSCUIPTIONS. Jill. fil'lf'l,'i' A Sll To. 11 Kearney Mt. Hn.i raiifiuo TIiIm Jiiat NliMni-il,,,,,!,,.. ftEMEDY flD NERVE TONIC IS THK M.OIT1 MII, remiltof utrr 30 yi.ir. of pr.ictit.il eipinrnre, nnd eurc will unf.nlini; certain ly Nenoii, nml 'li). l"llHlily,Sfiiiui.i Vrnkiu-.i, Spi-iin:i. l;"'f'"i. 1'ioii.iior. I" l J, I lllflhlllllfi, llll- 100 nr v, Pnhanufol M.lllly. I'lpiinillir. I'm' nml l,i ,,r nliood, In nil ii. OTVI TO I 'r,,.,,, ttl.... "p iciiion,, o I I UCO 1 1 ,, " . ' :u" ,1 "'".i- I! i-nralin itoxsttStiSSJ: j-i u si ' ii,. ; ,, ; ,;rr ,.;. '"" ''""-- .u In lUJml. N'U Monton. Slriien V. am! OU !lnon, nil of M.ulirkU, JlKM;,VMit, Keguter. mrteii Foit fiS'm. moot: I.ASH Onite at Ito-KKW)i Orri-on, N- Suptemlicr a, ifUJl oncii is ni:ituY.t,iivi'.N that, tl fnt)ovrin-niiniei Miller ia filed mti ol lrt iniHtuoti tr ntuVe linal' proof In wppott of I1U0I.0111. nnd lh.il mM proof will Iwuuile Mihv the m,,.r or olrrk of Cooa county, Ore Nii. nt Kmiilre City, (Won. On Monday, October 13, 1884, VI 1 U'in.MU M. NAVlioimtleuilXo. 49. fi.r ihe KHjih ulf ol iho nftrtlwot ipuitrr nd ion No. a and 3 of tmlon 3. loviiitliip aj oiiiti. of uuige 11 wrt, WilUinciin iierkiurf She nam." the follouinx vWi'-mh1 to prove. Iit ciHillntnma ikMvm upon nnd cultUatMt ' of alit Uud U . ki , It I'. IWIe. John Jetty. Win. (l4inUe and Ou- l'.verr)il. nil At ri.ml.ri. 1,1. Ctuit toutilf. OrejHl. etitd Wm. v. in sjAM, Keener. Timber Land Notice. it. UK ERY! HI ilculM nl LjliVPrjAI Kfassssaojzjixtsii new l&rm,!i UNiri:nSTAi. I.AN11 OiJicc, Kiial.nt'KU. O recoil, Inly aa. 18 NOTICI2 IH IIKUKUV GIVKN. VV imnt to net of coiifiiew of June 3. 1878. for lheaWof tlmUr LiniU In the lUlei of Call fornU, Oienon, NeraiU, nnd In Wi.hln(iMi liTiltory,,(iil AUMKMUlf T. lKUV lil nit piled io piirth.110 Iho nnrtlirail nuailrr of Hon aO. Kmntlilo aA tAulh. ran.. 19 veil. U'll. l.linitie iim-iiiILiil , Any nnd nil peroni clnlinlng advcrtely any of Hi nhore-ilinerilMMl 1 1ml itimi r.ln ilii-lr eljlnil will Hie rrKiilef of Hie Lind olllte nt Kovhurg. Oreuoii. ilnilii; IliinUiynUyi puhlivallon liereol. nml fiiiliiij; 10 do o, their rlchli III IxjUured by t.iiuie, HUM ioiv Wm, V. IIkniahin, Iteglitrr. Timber Land Notice. Uni rr.t) Hta rr I.akii Offici:, ItiMKlll'MO, Orejjon, Aulit $, 88, NOTICH IH II IJIIKIJ y OIVKN, WIU MMNrto net of conrcM of Jnnp3, 187O, for llic Mle-fif tlnihtr MhfH In the .1H of "utt fornh, Oieixiii, fov.td.1, nnd In Winhlnrioil territory, ltl.lt InilM N'mntun l... nnnllnl Id piirchatu ihe nut iiilr nt ilm miiiliuuii ouirtcr nnd loti Nfoa . tiiul i.t ..M..I.W. e. irt..n.hni 11 n .11 . ...1. '"". ."" " '"" ' ' ioiiiii, rnnao n welt, YVIIMntrllo mrrlilMii, pacors, uud Wlficonsin hero Htiiw in with Jny-Kyo-Soe, Jolmuton uud otliun nearly nhVik.il unit io n any iiiiiiatiirn 1 e illit .... ...... .. . 1. 1 S:3I!"ll!!I.!toi .0 ,lu.imcll. 10 mi VlTn,! I ly l!rn T' rilmliMtor of nil Kidney nml riil .d.tli ,V.'.uro Jjtolna It ul. no VLX?i r ,1 1 ', ,U"CT"'B fmin the evil ifleet." f vo, ,1, ful ndlwiellon, ,,r m..,, .i.iy, V.uytXh Jinl IwilMllenl cum- ,, OUAKANI M, I " ' ConCS.1r!,1y 8trectl San P'wwfco, Cal. m .ffi"""u" """'y wnndenilnl, bylelleror :- (" in wiocr 10 K'Ctire lierrutl auereov I bare Hdoptu,Upiyaen.ldr., uMdiTjudii A- .. . . I OHCkfltI'M nl-M l.irunv.l...! (..... .. . H. ieaii nirniui trimmm. 1 :.,.: 7'."-'v """ ihmi, ixirri.i'. kiii.k . . - ,.----- ..v..v ,v uiaiL-r Ml II M 11 I I'lll ,.. .1...... ... . ... ....... I1.fl1.rl ... ,f..i m. .niA. ...... . ...... . . -Mi-"'" KUUIIUIHeeil Any mill nil iwmnna 1 t.ilmlm. tiAwnrW nnv 1 of the jovc.H;icifUi Mnd mum filu ilic'r tl.ilm ivltli tho rruUter of llni Innil oflieent 'ihiailni' dmiii m..n 11 '"'""" orrijon, inning lie t ly-dy puwi .iii.iiiiij iinini upon tliu cm. m linr.r .....1 r.m.... ... .i ... .1..1. .1..1.11 will Ih; Ikirrwd by itntiile, 7 ow Wu. I'. 11KNJAMIN, KejjUlrr. em lu allow N in. tii ii.M 1... ..... . ' .v.v. ..3iai.iiiiii iuurnii ueeii. ., nnnlinn. i.u 1. ... . . .. ' V " "" "" i" wiy A ilure of inlronagcu uoliuted. Pl$c cal' a c To, L ' r 1'!1 "H 'I''m and nd examine niv new pood,. a$c tal I -oinuiuiiiuiUoiu mriciiy eoiilidential. tuns iy J and examine my new roods, Timber Land Notice. Unitkii Status I.anii Oi'i'irr;, ,.,,,.,i(.,',,!m',,0 "recoil, Allnust II, l83J. NOTICT, IH llliltmiY (JIVKN, l'UH WANT to act of connrra of June 3, 1878. fori1'8 Mle nf ilmtH-r l.ind In the n.nea of CnlifoniLi, Orccjin, Niivnd.1, nnd In WiUhlnaton irrriiory, l hut Hi.miv KiioncN U nppllcll to purch.iw Iho north half of the nortlinut iiu.uier, Ihe oulhe.it ipunrr ol llm nonliwtt nu.irtrr and the uorihciui ipurltr of Iho noulhe.iit iiunrler of t J on u, lown.lilp aj mh, ,aiiHn ia vital, Willmniitii inerldi.111, u Any nnd nil htoii tlnlmlni ndvencly nny of the (ihove-dcrilieil hud ,u4 fllo llu-lr etilm Willi the ri'filalrr of tlm Und odlco dining tl uiy ilayi puhhcuion heirof. nnd fiilllnif to do w, their mditi will lw linrrctl by ttntiite. nuai icvy WM. I', IltNiAMlN, HeBUter.