iww. . j,i nnui tdtakM The Coasb Maih I'tMIMHIIKII KVKHY HATUIIDAY M0HX1X0 WEBSTER, HACKER & LOCKIIART, Mitrshllold, Court Co., Or. Terms, In AiltmiiTt One year - Hix IIKIIllIlM Thrco mouths V2 m 1 no i uo oi'i'iciAii i'.i'i:i( or coos co. Nforiuliiur llio Temple oOlcxIen Cortes, having eloaied a way for llio assault, flirting up Hid lowerstalrway, followed by Alvaimlo, Siimlovnl, Or nr, mill tho other gallant eiivalicis of his own little bund, leaving u Mo of nrquebusiors and it stiotig eoips of Indian allies to hold tho enemy in check nt tlio fool of tho monument On tho Hint landing, its well as on Iho nuvontl galleries above, and on the Hiiniinil, tho A7tc(i wairiois weio drawn up to f ! Inptito his passage. Fiom tlii'ir titivated jiiirtitioii they nhowcicd down volleys of lighter nils mles, together with hrnvy stones, beams mid burning rafteis, wh'ndi, thundering along tho stiiliway, ovoi t u mod thu ascending HpaniaidH, mid carried desolation to (heir ranks The moid fortuuute, eluding or springing over those nlxtai les, siu'coodod in gaining the II rut terrnee, where, tlnow iug themselves on theii enemies, the) compelled them, iifloi u shoil icsisl mice, to full hack. Tho assailants piinsod on, cireetiiiilly tmppoitcil hy it liriik lire of the niiiskotoeis fiom h low, whieli ho iiiueli galled Iho .Moxi cairn in their exposed situation, that they were glud to take shelter on the liroud Hiiiiiinit of the ttaeitlti. Cortes mid his comrades erecloe upon their icar, mid the two p.uties found themselves face to face on thin aerial battle Held, engaged in n.ii.lal ! combat in the pii-sciicc of the whole city, as well as of tho troops in the court) aid, who paused, as if hy mu tual concent, from (heir own hostili t cs, fating in silent expectation on the issue of (hose above. Tho area, though somewhat smaller than the base of the tcucalli, was huge enough to iill'ord a fuii field of light for a thousand coinhilants. It was paod with luoad llat sto h. Xo iiupedi iiiunt occurred oer itw surface, ex ccpt the hiigh hiu-i itlcial hlock, and the temples of hIoiiii w Inch roM to ' he Inight of forty feet, at the fuithei tinil of the menu One of thoso had liecn coiiricciated (o tho ciosh; the ...i ,.n :...! i... ,i... m..: cm war god llio Chii-ti.tii and the i 1 1 Artec contended for (heir religions under (he ery uliadow of their ic ipec(ic cli line; while the Indian priests, running to and fio, with their hair wihll cln'iiiuing over their "alje mantles, reined hove n; in mid air, like to man) demons of ilatkuc8 urging on the woik of (daughter. The parties closed with the desper ate fury of men who had no hope hut in victory, (fuartoi was neither asked norgien; and to ll was impoxnihlc T'ho edge of the area wai uiipruteed'd Jiy paiapel or hatdeiiient. Tho least nlip would he fatal ; and tho combat untH, as (lies stiugghd in moital ag ony, wcio Mimclimes eell to loll oei thcsheei ides of tho pricijik'n to 'gclher. Coitcs hiiiiclf is aid to liase had a nariow- eteapo fiom this dreadful fate. Two waiiiuis, of tttroiig, iniifoulai fianies, boied on llllll llini vtv ini,hiiih ...... ...... ... ! 1 I .. , i ,i i i f .i :.i T ho eenth ear was i!igniilied by y towan he brink of (he pyiainid - ; , .. . . , ,. ,,, ,, i.. I'tho hull of onh ono child to the Awaroof their intention, hosduggled , . ..,.., , , .,. ,1,.., coupe. Mr. llopneiu hoventoeii witli till his force, and, before the ' ' him. and wore diagging linn uolent- could accomiilish their purpoe, suc ceeded in teming hiiielf fiom theii grasji, and hulling one of litem oer llio walls with his own arm. I'ho Mory is not iniprohuhle in itself, for Cortes was u man of uncommon agil ity and strength. It has boon often icpeated, hut not by contoinpoiaiy history. Tho h.tt(lo lastid with unintei mil ling fury for thieo hotus. Tho iiiini berof tliocnemt was double that of Iho Chiistians, and it nccmcd as if it were a contest which must bo dolor mined by niiiiibeis and hitilo foice, rather than mipoiior ecionco. Hut it was not so. Thoiuwilnorabloainioui of llio Hpaniaid, his sword of match less temper, and his skill in using it, gave him aihaiilagcs which far out weighed (ho oddsof physical htiength and liumheis, After doing (ill that tho coinage of despair could enable men lo do, icsistanco glow fainter mid faintui on tho side of iho Alecs. t)ne after anothet they had fallen. Two or thiee piiests only Miniwil to bo led away in tiiuinph hy theictois IJwny other comb.itaul was sti etched aciipM on tho bloody iiiena.or had hi eu liuiled from (he giddy heights Yot tho loss of tho Spaniaids was not iucousiileiahle it amounted to foil) flvo of (heir best men; and nemly all (ho remainder wcie moio or less in jured in Iho dcspeiateconlliel. The iclniioiis catalieis nowiushed towaul tho niuetiiaiicH. U'ho lowei dory was of hlone, the (wo uppei weio of wood, rciietiatiug into their rciiesscH, they had the nioitillcation lo find tho imago of llio Vligiu and (Jioss ieinoed. Hut in the other ed iiicu they still beheld tho glim litfuio of lluluilopotohli, with his censer of flunking Intuitu, mid tho walls of hill oiatory icokinj,' with goio not im- --(-- mmm wamm m tgmmemrnmtMxmmmmtmwmmmmmmwmmmmBmmmmmKmmaamtwffmmmmmmmmmKrmximmti THE HO ART fcrii- MATT Vol. IT. MABSHFDLLI), OR., SATTJBDAY, AUGUST 7, piohuhly of their own countiyiueii. Willi shouts, of joy (ho Christians toio the uncouth iuoiiler from his uiehe, mid tiituhled him, in (he pies, once of the hniior-stiuck Atecs, down the slops of tho leoenlli. They llien set llio (o the lU'ciiiscd huildiiig Tliu llmno Mpeedily inn up tho ulendoi towcis, minding foith un ominous light oer city, lake, mid valley, to the lomolest hut mining llio moun tains. II was the fiiiiuial pyie of pi gitiiism, mid pioehiitned the fall of that Hiuigiiiniuy loligiou which had so long hung like u dark cloud oci tho fait legioiiH of Aniihiiuc. .lloilci'ii HUlory l Arclicr), Archeiy in the art or oxeioiso of shouting with a how mid a now. The oiigin of the how as an institimont of war in lml in olfcurily. With all an eimit peoples, both en ilied and hai hatic, the how was a favoiito weapon, and skill in the ue of it wax rcgaided hy (he .Scythians as a prince!) accom plishment. The (truck and Itomans omplovcd archcis to di.iw tho enemy into action, and cplniu of the an cient Fgyptian livaled those of the archers of tho middle ages. Tlieio is no rccoul of the how in Fiance until tho reign of Chailoniagno, in (he be ginning of (ho eighth century, al though wo have evidence that in Ihig- "m"Hn" , , l. " ' I ....I I. ...I. .1... I ....!.. i I .1... I .Mill"' un-ti u i.i uir i-iiafc, ik mi-ii ui in haltlc against, the piimitiwi inhabi tants of F.ngland, many tears hefore tho conquest. Tho piohahility is that it win first intiodueed as a inilltiuy weapon into Hiitain hy the ltoinans, hut it wan under tho Xorinan rule that tho practise of archery in that inland wiin not only gieatly inipioiod hill generally dill'iiscd throughout (ho country, so that England soon he eaino famous for iU archery, and her aicheis took piccedenco of thuse id DM'iy othei natiun. ToproMene this "iipeiionly hy yonslant piactico ui pears lo liuvu huLMi the study of her inonarehs, and nunicious .statutes foi ciifoicing and legiilaling tho iim of ii... !..., ...it..,,, llin i.tii..l.i un) 1,11- ,, ?...,, r, .i I acieu iioiu canv nines mini anur uiu iueiitio:i of liro-a.ms. .Many laws were also made for M'ouring the pies eneo in dislant and ohseuro ji.uts of tho country of pernios skilled in the m.iuufactuto of hows and atl tho ap paiatus pcitaining to archery. Thiwo lawsappiar to hao heeii nhsolutel) necc-aiy, for in tho olden times the Knglish depended for thuir success in haltlc chielly upon thu hr.isoi) and cxpcitnctut of theii mchers. I'lillin-ol B'orlj -ono ;iitliti-i-ii. John Ilepuer, of Hepnor, lVmi.. wiw horn in (icnnatiy in 1M." In lMOho married. His wife 'ived oight yea is and Ik'uc him cightcou children, bho pie.-entud him wilh twins in iho Hi. st )cm of their nun ri.igo. The next car another jmir of twins was limn. loiy)om for four jeais thereafter .Mi-.. Ilepner gaso hiith to thuplets childion, Iho oldest only seven yo.u of ago, weio taken in chaigo thico months after Mis. IIeiiicr's death, b) a young (lei man lady, who bccnino tho focond .Mrs. Ilepner. Tho lirsi .Mis. Ilepuer died in tho month of I'obiumy, 1SI8. In Fchiumy, 1819, her suceesnoi piesculed .Mr. Ilepuer with a hoy. On Christmas day of the samo je.ir tho ninoleenth child was added to tho Ilepner Hock. Onco a eai for Iho yeais afteiwaids tho fam ily was iucioiikod hy twins, and foi three , ears alter that ono child was bout to.Mr. Ilepner. Tho last tin no weroboin in tliii countiy, .Mr. Hep nor Inning emigrated fiom Oeiniany in 1 So 1 . In 1817 his wife died, hav ing been inanied nine joins. Of llio (hiil)-two childien that had been boi n to llepne. , twoho had died. In lSTiti ho mm noil u widow with ono child. Tho thiid wife hoie him irluo childien in ten jeais.ln single bulbs Mi. Ilepuei and his last wife mo still hung. Nono of tho lu.st mH of se en teen ehtldieii hiiivne. Two of tho second wife's fifteen mo alio, and tluooof tlio last wife's nine. With Iho step-child that tho last inaniago added to tho lift, foil). two childien li,iu called John llopnoi fathoi. .Miitf. KnAiiiail K.Tii.loviind hei mother, .Mis. Joaniuv .Moiso, coutinue to lio logelhor in lliookl.ui. .Mis. Tillon is piovided foi by hot husband, Theodoie Tillon, who licsapait liom her, and .Mis. -Moiso iceoives unppoit fjom her hiushand, X. II. .Moie, 1'ios deiit of the Union feiiy company, fiom whom she has boon sopaiatod for a number of j ears. .Mis, Tillon's two tons, Canoll and Halilh.livowitli hoF. Tho foinior issludying fur tho niiiiistiy, und tho liittur is jual about lo begin nehool life. Hol'l Niidcr mnl Jliiiiiau A it I ii '. Ill tho eotiMo of ii journey which .Mr. Slick performs in company with Iho lcpoiici of his humours, the lat lei asks him how, in a countiy so poor as N'owi Keolia, ho contrives to sell ho many clocks. '..Mi. Slick paus ed,' continues tho author, 'noifcon siileiing the propiioty of answering the question, and looking mo in the face, said, in u confidential tone: "Why, f don't c.iru if I do tell you, foi tho market is glutted, mid I shall quit this circuit. II is done hy a knowledge of xofl aamlcr and human itutiti: Hut heio is Deacon Flint's," said he, "1 luno hill ono clock loft, and 1 guess I will, -ell it to him." At the galo of n most comfortable-look ing fiirin-lioii'c stood Deacon Flint, a lcspfclahlf old man, who had umlct- stooil the .iluo of (line better than most of his neighliois, if one might judgc'ftoin Iho appearance of oveiy- thiug about him. After the usual salutation, an imitation to alight was accepted by Mr. Slick, who said 'he wished to take leave of Mn, Flint ho foie he left Colchester.' Wo had loud ly enleicd (ho house, befoio the Clockmakcr pointed to Iho viow fiom tho window and addressing himself to mo, wiid . 'Ill was to tell them in Connecticut thoro was such a farm as this away down east hero in Xoa Sco tia, they wouldn't beliote mo why, there ain't such a location in all Xew Fngland. The deacon has a hundred acics of dike' 'riovonty,' said the deacon 'only ooiity.' 'Well, seven ty ; but then there is your fine deep bottom; why 1 could tun a ramrod into it. Thou theio is that water- pihilego. worth thtce or four thou sand dollar, twico us good as what (Jotoruor Cnsg paid fifteen thousand for. I wonder, deacon, you don't put up a cmding-mill on it ; the same winks would carry a luining-lathe, a shinglo mai bine, a circular saw, glim! bulk, and' 'Two old,' .aid Iho deacon-'too old for all those spec ulations. 'Old!' repeated tho Clock maker 'not on ; why, ton are woith half a do?en of tho young men we see now adaj s.' Tho deacon was pleased 'Your beasts, dear me, jour beasts must be put in and luno a feed ;' say ing which, he went out to order them to ho taken to the stable. As tho old gentleman closed tho Joor afti r him, Mr. Slick drew near tome, and said in an undeitono: 'Thatiswlut I tall ofl wmler. An I'nglishni.in would pass that icau as a sheep p.tsoes a hog in a p'tsturc without looking at him Xow I Find' Hero his lecturo on oft sawdci wa cut short by the en 1 1 mice of Mt. Flint Mist conto to say good iije, .Mis. llini. ttiini' Iiuau ou sold .ill your clocks?' 'Yes, and eiy low, too, for money is scarce, and I wished lo close tho eonsarn ; no, I am wiong in saying all, foi 1 hae jus't one loft. Xeighbor Steel's wife aked to hao tho icfits.i'. of it, but 1 guoKS 1 won't sell it. I had but two of them, this ono and the fellei of it, that I sold to (Jot ei nor Lincoln, (ienoial (liecn, 'eeiotary of Stato for Maine, aiil he'd gite mo fifly dollars for this Iiimo one it has composition wheels and patent axles; bull guoeo I'll lake it back; and, beside, Sipiiie Hawk might think it haul that I did not gito him tho oiler.' 'Dear mo,' said Mis. Flint, 'I should like to see it; whoio is it?' 'It is in a chest of ininoincr the way, at Tom Tape's store; I guess ho can ship it on to Kastpoit.' 'That's a good man,' paid Mrs. Flint, 'jisl lot's look at it.' .Mr Slick, willing to oblige, jielded to theso entioaties, and boon pioilueed the clock a gaudy, highly iunUhed, Irinnpeiy-loolHiig alliiir. llo placed it on tho ohiinnoy-pieco, whoio itf beauties weio pointed out and duly appieeiated hy Mis. Flint whoo ml nutation was about ending in a put poal,whcn Mi. Flint returned fiom giung bis diicetions about tho eaio of the hoflos. The deacon piaiscd Iho clock , ho too, thought it a hand- someone; but the deacon wa-.apiu-dentman: ho had a watch, ho was son), but ho had no occasion lor a clock. '1 gues tou'ie in tlio wiong fin low thi time, doaeon : it ain't foi sale,' bitid .Mr. Slick; 'and if it was, I icekon uoighbois Steel's wife would luno it, for bhe gives mo no peace about it.' JIis. Flint wild that Mr Steel had enough to do, poor man, to pay his intoiost, without Inning clocks for his wife. 'It's no cousin it of initio,' bitid .Mr. Slick, 'as long as he pa) mun, what ho has to do; bull guess I don't want to soil it; and be side, it comes too high ; that clock can,! bo inailo at ICliodo Island under fully dollars. Why, it ain't pueblo!' wiid tho Clookmakor, in appaiont suipiiso, looking at lua watch i 'why, as Fin alivo, it ii four o'clonk, and if I lunn'l beun two hour hyio how on nil tli klmll 1 teach lthor l'hillip to-night? J'll toll you what Jin. Flint: I'll leino tho clock in your eatotill I return on my way to tho States I'll sot it. agoing, and put it to tho light time.' As soon as this opor alion was peifoiincd, ho delivoied tho koy to tho deacon with it fort of seiio comio injunction to wind up tho clock every .Saturday night, which .Mis. Flint slid sho would tako caio should bo done, and promicd to ro iiiinil her husband of it, in case ho should chance to forgot it. 'That,' said the Clockmakcr, as foon as wo wero mounted, 'that I call hit iiidii tntlurl Xow, that clock is sold foi foi ty dollars it cost nio just six dollais and fifty cents. .Mrs. Flint will never let Mrs. Steel have tho re fusal nor will the deacon learn un til I call for tho clock, that having once indulged in tho U"o of a superflui ty, it in difficult lo give it up. Wc can do without any aiticloof luxury wobavo nover bad, but when once obtained, it is not in humtin niilur to "iirioniler it oluntaiily. Of fifteen thoiiand hold by myself and partners in this provi.ico, twelve thousand wcio left in this manner, and only ten clocks wcro ovel ictuined when woe tiled for thorn, they imaiiabl) bought them. Wo trust to soft saw dei to get them into the house, and to human n.itur that ihey iievcrcome out of it.' Jatirlicltl und UN i'oluiiiliilors. Argonaut. Of all the malignant ami covvard Iv nttemnts Unit wcro ever insults to ilefiiino tho good clisnactcr of an hunoriiblc public man, the eflbrts of certain Democratic partisans to con nect (leu. Garfield with tlic Ctctlit Mohilicr swindle ib the worst and mcmicst. It wsis n fehainful sc.uidle at first. It was disproved and ex ploded. No intelligent or generous mind, Unit knew anything of the circumstance, ami that cared to ex amine the fiut" did not acquit Gen eral Gin field of any guilty complic ity with O.ikes Ames. It was at bent but a question of cracity be tween a confessed brilicr and si man of unstained pertoiial honor. It was but a question of memory be tween an imbecile .of uulionored vears and a gentleman in the prime of voiitbful vigor. Ames first stated tlisit ho did not lecollcet paying General Garfield any money, then tint he did pay him, then that he might be mistaken. The amount is too small, and tlio whole thing too uttcily contemptible for scnou-, UlSCllsSion. II nio vvnoie career oi General Garfield, fiom boyhood to manhood, from obscurity to the highest p'msiclc of national fame; liis serviced in the dominion of let tere", hi1? services on the battle-field, his services in sixteen yeais oi Con greBsionsil life and his iinal endorse ment by the Ilcpublic.in patty as it chosen "leader, sue not jtillicient to live down this revamped and lesur rectcd Democratic lie, then let the vain pile, icsiirrcctionists, and Dem ocratic liars make the most of it We rcpioduic, fiom General Gar liold's review of the case, published .-onto yeaiaiigo, ms in amy lutiigiiaiu prote-t agaiiibt the whole nasty bus iness, llo said : "If there best cit izen of tho United States who is willing to believe that for three hundred and tiiirty-nino dollars 1 have bartered aw ay" my good name, and to pcrjuiv, tlicse "pages arc not addiossed to him. If there bo any one who thinks that any psut of my public life has been guaged on so low a level as these chaiges would place it, I do not address him. I ad dioss those who aro willing to be lieve that it is possible for a man to servo the public without personal dishonor. I have endeavoied in this icviow, to point out tho means by which the managers of a coipor ation, wesuins the gmb of bonora blo iudustiv, havo robbed and de fi muled a gteat national ontermise, and attempted, by cunning and dc cption, for selfish ends, to onli.-t in its interest those who would have been tho first to ciush the attempt hud 'heir object been known. If any of the scheming eoipor.ttiiins or contipt lings Unit havo dono so much to disgrace the countiy by their attempls to contiol its legi-1 1 tion have ever found me a conscious supporter or ally in any di-honora-blo scheme, they aie at full liberty to (IUoJum) it. 'In the discussion oi tlio many grave and dillicult itucs tions of 'public- policy which liavo occupied tho thoughts of tho nation dm iug IliP last twelve years, 1 havo homo some pint, and I confidently appeal to the publio lecoids for a vindication of my conduct." lot the Democratic dogs baik up this tice until tliov clmust their impo tent furv. Theio is nolhing in it. A uiivvv shock of oaithquako oc euiied at Manilla on thu '2iU tilt, which lasted o" second. Xot a sin-1 glo putilio oditlee win spaied. Tho Convent of (luadaluupp, whioh had lasted Hues OBiituHud, wn tlwlivyotl ; nuUody killed. Tho inlmbitituU re oiieauqwl outhly tho tuwn, Si'M'-Om rl in Nuclei j American Mitn tte in Andrews Queen. Good breeding gives us certain def inito riilec, and while thoo are ob norvod society is possible, else it dis integrates. J'ut we may, without losing self-respect, exercise a vast con trol and not show that we distrust people, nor that we vastly like them ; wo need not wear our lieaits on our sleeves for daws to peck at. Mem bers of tho same family should not quanol in public. This is often done by two sisters of uncertain tempers, and the crowd laughs. The French have a proverb about this, pel haps too vvoll known to bo quoted. Xevcr show that you feel a plight. This is worldly wise us well as Chris tian, for no one but it mean person will put a slight on another, and s tclt a person always profoundly respects the person who is unconscious of his fe b!e spite. Xevcr rcent publicly a lack of com tosy; it is in tho worst t.tsto. What you do privately about dropping such an acquaintance must be left to vourself. Ton person of noble mind, the con tests of society must cvei seem poor and furious, as they think of these narrow enmities and low political inaiicuvcH, but wc know that they exist and that wc mut meet them Temper, detraction, and small -pitc, are as vulgar on a Turkey catpet and in a palace as thoy could be in a ten ement house; nay, wore. for the ed ucated contestants know better. Hut that they exist we know as well us we know that the diphtheria rages. We must only reflect philosophically that it takes all ort of people to mike a world; that thcic are good people, tank and file; tint thcic ia a valiant army and n noble navy; that there ai e also pirates who will board the bo-1 ships, and ti.iitors in ev ery army ; and that we must be ready for them all ; and if we live in a crowd we niui-t propitiate that ciowd. Xevcr diow a factious or peremptoiy iintability in miirII things. Ho pa tient if a fiiend keeps jott waiting Hear, ai long as jou can, heat, or a draught, lather than make others tin conifot table. Do not be fit y about your supposed lights ; yield a di-put ed point of precedence All society has to be made up of the-o conces sions ; they are vour unnumbered fiiends in tho long tun. Wo are not alw aj w n nj when i e quanol ; but if -wo meet our deadliest i foJ ,a ft (liom).s hotJse we iU0 bolin,i lo tic.it him with pet feet civility. That is neutral ground. Xevor, by word or look, distuib our hostess; this is an occasional duplicity which is ordered by tho laws of society. And, in all honesty cultivate a grace fill salutation, not too familiar, in a ciowd ; be giavo.ind decorous alw ays Httikc -aid that mannois wcio more important than laws. ".Man nets aie what vex or soothe, comfoit or purify, exalt or debase, b.nb.iri7o or lefino us bv a constant, steady, uuifoim, inson- siblo operation, like the air w bieathe." A salutation may have a great deal of meaning in it. It may say, "I re spect )ou, and wi-h you well." It may say, "I love ton." It may say, "1 lute you." In a ciowd it should simply say tho fut. The bow of a voting lady should be maidenly, quiet, not too demonstiiitive; jet not cold or foi bidding. The salutation of a man to a woman cannot bo too re--pectful. It is to bo feared that "old fashioned courte-y" has no place- in our fa-hiomtblo society. There is either coldness or loo gic.it familiar ity. Tho niannets of young women aie apt to bo too careloss. They om ulato the mannois of men and of tho ago too much, not toniouibciing that thoy should carry in their goutlo ways thd good mannois of all ages. Thoy .-hould tomomber that vvhon a wom an's salutation ceases to be delicate, elegant and fiiii-hed, she steps down from lior thiono and tlnow- away hor -ceptei. Theio is no salutation, how ever, moio displeasing than that of a too efiloicscent and llattoiing subset vieney. "Ho bows too low," should novel bo said. Avoid being a snob, in piivato as inaciowd. Tuu icsiilts of sounding over tho bed of tho Atlantic have made clear, it is believed, the existence t'luough tho middle ot tho ocean, exlcnding fiom ninth to south ofasunkentidge, often less than 1000 fathoms fiom tho stufaco, whilo on either side the wa tei has a depth of fiom i000 to moio than ,1150 fathoms; so that the plova lion of the oceans bottom lequiied to make these depths on drv land would bring up between them a mountain range fiom 0000 to lo.GOO feet high. The higher points of thisiuukou lidjfo now foi in the islands of tho Aoiea. SuiMoiuiiH fur the Co.r Mail Only i2X0por annum. 188Q. INo. 32.1 niiitliir ii 'mi lit dor. A passenger going West fiom De troit by rail tho other day had a, pass to Chicago. When the conductor took it up be tiskcd several questions lo satisfy himself thai the pass had not been tiansferred, and tho holder of the iiistcboaid didn't tako it as v,ood na tuiodly as sonic men would He didn't have much to say, but ho was determined on revenge. As soon as the conductor loft the car, the man changed cats, removed his hat, and looked like a different person altogeth er. After tho train left the next sta tion the conductor came along with an eye out for new passenger'', and prcaontly reached out fur the holder of llio pns. "I havn'tgot.tny ticket," was the surly answer. "Then you inu't pay your fare." "f won't do it." "Sec heie," snid the conductor as he began to wake up; '"j-ou must eithor pav jour fare or pioduco a ticket. If not, I will drop jou on the road." "Drop and be hanged." The tiain wa not stopped, but after a run of ton minutc it leached a sta tion and atrangenients wcio made for bouncing tho man, When all was complete he showed his pit. "Why didn't you tell mo you had a pass'" lonred the conductor. Why didn't j-ou ask me?" shouted tho traveler. "Well, I don't like such fooling." "Xor I, eitbei," The tiain went on, and the man put on his duster, traded hats with :i pan'cngerand again looked like 'oinc one else. He changed his seat to the front edge of lhec.tr, and was seem ingly sound asleep when the conduct or .lgain had occasion to pass thiough. He took two fares and then held out his hand to tjie traveler. There was no response; ho shook the sleeper gently, but the latter slopt on. Then he ehook him good and stout and called "ticket" in his car. "How dare jou skakc me around in this manner?" shouted the man as he awoke and stood up "Ticket, please." "Hut I don't please! How date you como to me every time the tiain leaves a station?" The conductor looked down the aisle, thought ho saw the man with the pass in his old seat, and said to the other: "Jomo sir, don't bother me, I want j'our ticket!" "You can't have it!" 'Thou I'll put you off." He reached for the bell tope, but seeing si genei.il grin all around the car ho stopped and looked more close ly at tho man and recognized him as the ono with the pass. He went out without a woul, and when lie return ed half an hour later ho expected an other tiap. He looked caicfully over the car, and was going slowly aloof; in seaicli of new fates, w lion a man with his coat ofl'and under tho influ ence of liquor, called o-it : 'Shay, captain, I hafn't got any ticket." "Ah I j-ou can't boat mo again know jou as soon as 1 onteied the cat !' chuckled the conductor, as he walked oil' with . i btoad grin on Ins face. It was not until he saw the shiit slecvcd man get oil' at the ne.xt sta tion that lie knew he had boon mis taken again, and had lot him travel for nothing, while the nun with the pass was in the smoking ear. lkonriio '1'ullc. Tlio following is an extract from Dennis Kearnej 's speech on the s.uul lots a few days ago : "I stinted out iqion my mission of lofoi mation; I i.iiscd tho cry that 'the Chiuose must go ;' tho evil oil'ects of Chiuose labor aie now discussed ov ei v .v hero. 1 know that tho leaders of tho Femoirits and IieubH-aus aio Chiucso lovely. Tibtncio l'aiiott, tho man who tested the constitution ality of tho Anti-Chiue-e act passed by the la-t legislature, is ono of tho heaviest guns of the Deniociaey in California. It was he who helped to stint the council of 00, and he is ono of the leading lights. It was he who wanted to clean out the sand-lot. it wa ho who damned this Woiking-inan'paitj-of California. And he, Dukotlwin, A. J. Bryant, groaas and W. T. Coleman mo tho guiding lights of the Democracy of California. I am denounced because 1 don't, sup poit their principle. The solid South is telcgiaphing for Chineo labor. And the solid South is tho backbouo of the Donioeiatic paity." Tiik iMiot has loferred us to tho ant for a losson of indu-trj-. Tho com mon huuso ilj, how over, wears tho blt for peiautent pojwvomiu'O. Ono of theso piuntiuM will go it thoumnd time to Iho wtiue niwt on it mail's Uihl IimiI, und yet tliwo is nothing to be gained by Ii in miy wy. The Coast Mail. DKVOTPJJTO axjIj iiivm inaumn. THE TNTKHKSTH 01' SOUTH KHX OHKtiOX ALWAYS FOKKMOST. . Tin l)e(dopnient of ourMincs, the Improvement of our burbot, mid rail road commiiiih attuii with the Interior fM'einliti( o. IVIio It ltr, 'I'liniipr'.' Dr. Tanner, who is creating a vast amount of notoriety by his experiment in fasting, formerlj' lived at Minnenp" olis, and he is described bj a writer in that cilj as follow" : Dr Tan tier is a well-known character in this city, where he has gained some lotoriety since his fast of forlj--two dajs, made in this city two tears ago. He is icported as a man much given to Iiobbj'-riding, and, though possessed of more than average ability and great Acquirements in his profes sioi., has not devoted himself much to the practice of medicine, devoting more of his time to the temperance cause and lo discussions in tho Liber al league, a society of athei"ts, ration ali'ts, etc. More rectntly he bus giv on his time almost entirely to research and correspondence on the subject of Iong-contitiutd iib-encc from food, in which capacitj he btcainc a newspa per ntii-anco with an inevitable bun dle of manuaeript. Love of notoriety ' Ij .w.t 1... l.i.ol .? !.!.. .f..n.ilrS..illu An tiiius ml tendency to accumulate fat when his appetite is given unre strained way liist led him to limit his diet, by w hich means be reduced him self fiom one hundred to one hun dred and 'ixtj pounds, and those who arc familiar with bis habits assert that he cats i-earcelj enough in tvven-tj--four hours to make one ordinary i7ed meal. lie has boarded himself in lodgings during most of the time he b.is resided here It has loi.g been a hobby of Tunnel's that abstinence fiom food was the surest remedj- for bodily ailments, and in his own cso he has regularly practiced it, often pur-uing a poliej' of this kind for twelve das. Tilt' llcii arilTor Doing; IClfflif. Exchange. A man who loudly calls attention lo the fact that he has resolved to "turn over a new leaf in his life is notiilwajs to bo trusted. He who perpetual! j makes resolutions is pret ty sure to break them. People should refoim, if it be ncccssarj to do so, at once, and without parading their in tentions before the eyes of the world. Thej' should go to woik silently, and with a firm determination to carrj out, no matter how trying or hard it may seem at first, those virtuous de signs which they deem necessaij- for their vvelf.ne. They should not look to the world for applause; their high est lew.nd will in due time come for the good thej- have done for them selves or others jmcimwhile thej- will enjoj- that which assur.idly is a street and precious possession the con sciousness that thej- are worthilj fulfilling tho object for which thej were brought into this world. A more odious form of conceit than this bragging about self-reform does not exist, and no efibrt should bo spared in ordci to stamp it out. Let those, then who wish to impiove, labor to that end in silence and in sincerity; successes sure to crown their efforts. But thej- should not flaunt their ex cellence in the eves of the world. I'lic IUors. Before a man becomes an expert di v er ho must undeigo a certain amount of sever physical training. The at-mo-plieiic juessiire on Hie surface is 15 pounds to cveiy square inch of the body, and on the aveiage man is something like lo tons, but the out side and inside pressure being equal, this immense weight is unnoticed. At every 3! feet of the descent tinder water this pressure is increased ono atmospheie, the additional pressttrj of lo pounds to the square inch, and it is absolutely neccs-arj' to have the air pros-uie in the aimor fully equal to that of tlio water, some idea can bo had of what the diver must with stand, and even at the moderate depth of 14 feet, although tho inhaling of this compros-ed air in it measure re lieves the unpleasant sensation. When tho distanco is inoieased to a handled or a hundred and fifty feet, tho sensation becomes almost unen durablo tho blood staits from tho ejos, ems, mouth, and even from tho poie.s of the skin, stud on lotuiuiug to tho sin face o.xtieino exhaustion is the iciiilt. Some moil aio so constituted phyicallj that thoy cannot remain . under water at all. The greatest dopth that is ovor attained is one bun nrod and fifty foot, and then tlio most oxpeiionecd divor can remain at this point but five oi six minutes without serious injuiy. Divots go to this depth only to soouio articles of great value, loniaining long enough to nt- taoh a chain or lope. At it hundred feot an old divor can leiiuin about tut hour, and at fifty feet fiom two to six hams, iiccotding to tho strength of tho divor. Kx-Oov. U. Ciii.vrz Himw.timoum tsa hiuutflf Domoomtiu oaudidnto lur tlto V. & SoniU. Hl