IH ns.-:r WP atmumijiu'im miiim in iiNinw . lrP ,& . 'he Coast Mail. THE I'UHMMIKI) COAST MAIL DRVUTKD TO MVKUV HATUHDAY MORNING II v WEDSTEfl, HACKED & LOCKHART, Murnhfltilil, (,'oin (,'o,,Or, ALL UTVTE ISSUE. Tho Intorosta of Southorn Oro gon Always Foromost. Tl.ltM. IN AIIVANI'K. IBiifl yrr MM i ill tiiiiniii i "' Hiiro IHOIiIIh I ' Th iMyelopment of our MImm, the lm proTitmentof our Harbor, and IUIIro I Com innotcalloii with Ihe Interior, Hpnelaltlrt. VOI.. I. MAHSIIFIKM), OHKGON, SATCIIDAY, OCTOBKIt J1, 1870. NO. il. Oltlrlnl l'nirr of tin (NillMly. The Coast Mail. n"2?i i A mi Hi it lull it it. rTlio world moves forward, mul tho ut- ;vWOnl offoils of llio lover of tlm past oitn- "hut move It buckwmd. Attempts urt eon nkntly iiimli' by well utottnf hk iitlinIiHtM ttrovlvo tin' beliefs mill customs, tlmox- :.l"'!Vi. 1 11 . ,., ..t ii limm III' llMH ICIIllllO AHtkinifv, lnit thelrolhirtsunlfoi inly full. 'AlMaiiliy niuy '" burlesqued, ui Um UjHughlM Tellipiltr. woo ni'i- "in Hh III Pluck irot'K coins nun nuiJiiiui-i jut, and who make piigi imago JIIO III Ofl'llll HH'IIIIIITM, HliriOMHO Hie MJifout Older of thii Temple, inn um rghiml llio iteitil past i-iimim i lliri'il Win eWll IIH' lllv niiiiunnj ilnuoo of llfo Thoro in something lelto In Iho ournoslnc witn which inslusls try to Induce lht world io jMkt whih they run buck to pick iii iii Mlfl customs, for tlm fitiliiiiiof earnest 1fKitiHiiutit In ulwiiv saddening, nun, ita probably bettor Unit tln law of con- Mil progHs snoimi iK'nniiu'iiii' i'"' ikon lit stern Pcislsteiicy bullies mill pRilim ho ghuious mi enterprise tlmt of Nferotival of plumy lately uiidoitnkou IHjUwil Hlllllll bll)of CollUOOllellt. tin tin' wiMein part of Hint imhiuiiiiii to uImic Hie wooden nutmeg Kiinw :wVo their odiiioim omni'ium, mm " iwSbdcnnwino fatten iu iieuce null! liiivv j'TwIlrt'iiilv Io Imi converted into ham of 1 f L il I.. -1 1. ..I .. If.tur ..ml fftWHIIK'nO, llli'ill in numii-ii " ...... nMhrrnu ptuui, wnieii in lougiii """ wwril the lillo f bike, i Mi mi' snores ;lfMhl lnkodw fit two small luiyn Mn Jr John hini-u'liv mul Miwlor 1nm l'nttt KvA tin' n'MiK-itlvo uKtt of Hi mill 1J. TUnlr hi vi-nil fi.llliTH Wl'li' nillll1l. IIIIUM- XlSMmlHK, liolilt' tllliTit of tint will, who Jiwwo lirmlv t'oiiiiici'il llmt Niimll lioy fehnnlil woik from .lnwii totwiliKhl, mul tkt tho Ii '"i oiiirtiinltli'N he imIkIiI luno forriily lli uion mirv lie wonlil lm lo grow up liiirni'.l in iiiN mil iiofoninl in tn'rilltio. 'IIiIh opinion wmtiioUhunMl by IkMluiull boM Uumiiih'Iww. Hk'.v kni'W ititlrtl "initU Uiy. tlm win. In fm't, of tlm fttawl Hiiiti''t niiiiutor, of whom limy SlwRovtiil tin- nmi I'trttlv' ll?t PfoiKf. Il It' IHiil film miir in imii - . .".. A...f. i. i.. )otith Crlinliiul (xmijuiii- tlaiti mul (iIIht llib'KwIlltK mm Mil JtprotiiiM rH"UrtU of tlm Mtnm Kt'tU'rwl "ty"jc. I rom thin ort of lilnitiir limy pea b inn 'I tlu-trm' xtiirli of imuitiiitM. mU ohri to irHl to llti' IIW lllilili-r limn Mile fiilln in luut IimI. l-iir muim tlnm stWrr'ifhil lln ntii'tilion wlmtlmr tlny ,VMikl Ihioiiu' buiKlnnii, liiKliwiimnii or , JJMHW i. but III tli 'inl tln'.V nmolviul UUttonUM tho unco h'lorloiiH pntotiro oti'iii'v wonlil Ik' till' lioblifit of idl jHfonjbb' timb rtuKniK". AH annul mm'I mill wntr In wliii'h to iofttU nri' two ln.hi'tiilii coiiilittotiH of ntraov Tliii Kinull Imim liiitl plenty af .w(nr c'iHi' nl hilllll. II till tlllTI' flM-bellolilcl kiir buloiiKlliK to Jih Hub ?!(? 'olor l llnlmrtimn, which Ihcv tx- iHIv) l rmnirl into n Ioiik. binck. rtUtfnk m lit'iU'ir Munv i1um olnwil bojaro tin y loulil tuvmnulnto the ton, IMmW unit il.iK liwi'Murv for n itiiIm', bin Kt lUKht of thi' -"ill of .Inly liit tlmy 1iWDwi il the ikilT whib' tt owner nlopt, tMMtuib.irkliiK with their torw, iuwimI WTgro r miiiii two mibw itUtunt, mul lMMett tin- ekilT up into tin wimhIm for tMMfnmrr ( iHiiluutiit. In tin' coutxi eflCe in l ilny they lltlitl thi' -kill with ajhiMU! mill Hill, ptiinti'.l Imr blimk, MtMinti'l mi olil lnl lutrn-li'il fowliiiK TjHf bi' Ihiw, mul plnwil llu!' utonti. ,'JMwiMliiK' '' 'In 1",". two Imttb'H of t 'fihwu b r, ll.rt'n "IiiiiiU" of kiiikit- 'ifrf?' "l,,, m, '' "" ,MH,r'1' ,l,"t ',,,t -Nmmiih'Ix ri-inly to cinlmrk on plmli- Mleml ' ?It Mn Inn" tlmt tlm Utt illpiil nro M to who hlnnilil bo tlu pimln (. iiii- Ui ! who hImiiiIiI bo l.iiMilniiuiil mul . I I .l..m illil.t l1lt llfMlllMll lit fllll vwiil of pinu-y liMikfil iuy ilmk, for Trfiittir l'riitt mm! lm wonlil oithor I- Ctiitlii or '1"' hi' wouhl no houii', mul Mwt?r hiiii'illcv, wlio wiih nitlmr tlm tilrcurtrr rf tlf two, ii-wiiiihmI n utiilwurt RttHnliir mul propoooil to M'ltlo tlm coit- Umtmy lo n llitlit Howcmt, tin- iIih- ' ' Hte wim ifiiiilb n-fi'iTcil to the nrlulm- Uor of niiinibh' to 'K, "nil tlm Iixmt, ",Mte Kincilli'V, mvt'pb'tl thi Biibortll Hteyofiliin of rri'w on i'oiulitiou thut Uttlmi hi' i'oiuriiib' nhouhl coiniiiiiliil thi' tflltPWior on iilli'iimti' iIiivh. fftMc'lmoii'r put to bi'it curly one iiiorn iHjr.ViriWi u frcnli northwontcrly bn't'c. AWt 10 o'clock ii hoinm wiih rcoortoil O VJJoo l-ow, which procil to x tlm MotJwiCO of tlm llitptiKt uiiuUtor. it biff jJNuounbly ccrtnln that tlm irmxl MM akiI lil fmnily wem l thut hour ottfliMK it cmup mcctliiK ten milm iIIh tHt, Hfi m'hooncr run down totlmlmtiHn, wkWwuu currlcil by it bounliiiK pmty wMMti riHiHtiiucc. A litrfm Hiipiily of hmwMoiih, ii curving knife, mul it clock wMiilCptitln l'nttt ilcciilcil to nwinl in Ml)ijLi of it imviKittliiK iiiHtrtiumiit WMNlwpturcil, mul tlm m'hootmr, with MilMftC'k lluK ll.vbiK nl Imr uiiiht html, rMiiitiirr"''j' ""'"." )n "l" follow '"K Niflll cuttini? out parly, coiiNintiiiK of Mf Cptuin mul crow, htmhul mul cup ttiiil Joe llullcttV chinkciiH cIkIiI hi i Mlbr nil of whom were riitlilowly 1& the fiirvtiiK Knife, wliile tx paper IIUK um wokim iiewiiiii tin h Nt'iijunco" wiih plnncil lo Mr. ,'it iloor, not bei'itumi of imy iciihoii IcttiiK vciiKcmice on Hint peitcoful ,1 uimi, but tin it inciiNiiro for Niliitmy terror into tlm imiKli gfollowiiiK iluy Cuptuln Hinetllcy A iiouiuiuuii, mul tuioi ittiMi iiik unto thut, in otilcr to bo ueuuiue Ether iuiihI forcibly currvolV their MS Two Miimll uirlH. uueil It mul W Mvclyi veto uKiecil upon uh tlm tinA brlib'H, mul It wiih imtolvcil to Mtgmt to ciiptnte them ut noon, when ttMffculil punH over it bridge, ueur the wXJMfoiid of tlm pond, on their wny iiiilftplioiil. 'rim itttetuiit wiih com- riBiicccHHiui. i no pirmiciti uoriiu, it r fuccM bluckeiii'il, fell uiiou it nine little ulrlu who were eronH KlirldKu loKiitimr, mul wilxoil upon IriilcH, while tlm ntliorit run horemic iMMy, It in puiiifiil to ineiitiou tlmt MmjHIiin, lmving no JuhI vIowh of tlm VHMirof iimcy,iilM) Hcieumoil, mul even klk4i tlmt tlm iiinttoH were foiccd ;o bMml Ki'K tliciu before plneluK llmm on bwril iliclr Hcliooner. Tkwn fur tlm revivul of iilrui'vluiH been ngrMl micooHri; but in llm iiionmiit of uoc it dark hlmdow foil upon tlm mm pirmcH, nitiu iwuHicr i-ritu iiiiy-i uioitiiU'rHiiy unpen wniu 1 ,mM ' m .-2!Ei IIWI aBSK 'AfBf J ' urn wn kI"K ' '' W"M "',,'M Wl '" '1"1 llm C'u)itiiiu, lliiilliiK no iiuiiiediuto nll Nwer to HiIh coiiiiiinlriiiii. becuiim ullnnt mul thoii(htful, while tlm Utile Kirln fiilutlv kicked ut tlm bottom of tlm bout, hi tlilu frmno of inliid, Cupl, Huieilley iii'Klcclcd tlm MtoeriiiK of tlm m'hootmr, mid curclexNly approached close (o the hind. Hiidileuly, it xtill darker hliadow, li"loii(iliK o .be ilallett, fell upoti tlm ciew, uh that iiHtotllHlicd nero waded in to the water mul (runped too boat. III Willi did ('apt. Huieilluv call all IiiiiiiIh lo repel bourilem, Tlm uero calmly pimhed the M'hooncr iinlioro, mul with many ex imititiiiiiit of pity for tlm littbi Kirln, re leaned Iheiti, mid ordered tlm pirate mid their bridett to nit down on the nuH mid tell liliu what " for ile Iiiii'h cake, till thin yer iiieant." II wiim not Ioiik beforu Mr, Ilallett din. coveted that lm had captured a pirate Missel. He nciit llm little girli liotite, and then informed tho pirate that ho uliotild take them to the fwene of llm lute iniiMyierc of the chicliciiK, mid there limit; them without mercy, iliove them on board the oehimuer mul ntarted home ward. Tim Hiiinll boyn wept bltbirly, but font time Mr. Ilallett wum implacalile. On ii'itoliliiK liouie, however, lm .in hCllti'd to COIIIIIIIlto tlm MClltiM'Ce to im- priHonuient for life in bin dark cellur, wheie he accordingly lodged the ca. then, mul wuit word to their falliern to come and bike them. It in uocilloKM to nay that when old Mr. l'nttt ami old Mr. Kmedlev, both itreatly iliM'ourii((ed to Ibid that their hoy had not been dl owned, iipK'iired lit tlm Ilal lett cottufm, mi tlliplcuMattt MH'im elinlted. T't iin draw a large veil around tlm cniu iikhIioiih woiMlnhed to which tlm fathom unit homi promptly rctireil. It In mi(1I cieiit lo Miy that the boyn, during the next three ilityn, look llmir ineals without httliug down, mul milmeiieiitlv expreiw til to the miii of tlm llaiitint milliliter the conthleiit opinion that ;,piraten in plitye.1 out," mid that il in itin to tttti'iupt to re vive the probmnion of pirm'y, wliile mi upiirei'lativo fatlicrn and ilelliuily ntuiid colored peojuo nre in um nmjoriiy. , llulliio lu l-ondon. j When the lM'ginniiiK of tlm Hilly Bi-n-miii in m dull, what nre we to oxjkh'I ill j the fullniiMi therciif? To thono of un who t cannot imitate tlm digniturit'N of tlm , Htute, mul leave town for the nylvnit re eewiTi of lluckiughmii'ihire, or the iniMim of l4iiictitcr, or go yachting, or boating, ornpoltiug with full pocketn mid light liiHirtn, or elM'where in holiday laud, or , rcmaiiiiiig in louden during tlm llrxt fortnight which follown the death of the Went Ktitl Ht'ititoii, i more than irkKome it in it torture, u wort of menial rhcu-, unttiMii from which there in no cuch.'. i Tlm I'urk in ib4'rtsl --except by coun try eoiminit. Him Zoo on Kiuiday i given ot'er lo the M-rvitorn of Fellow mid tlio ( friendn of Kalil (wrvitorii, who have come into temporary jMnjmiion of thone order for adininiioni which wen fo iblllcult to oblain any tune during tlm pnl four month. Your club i given over to the , dernier. Mot of the theatre are cloited. The prouieuade concert are not thought ' of by NiK'icty, with a largu S. There i not a murder mxe going on. The divojee ; court in eloeil. lW-lweeii thi mid the i udveiit of tlie binculer race, there will , not l it Hirtmg event worthy llm niton tlun of iierxou who do not imtke the turf the bllMliewt o llheir live. It I itnpo- j Hlble to bi'l more tlutn it feeble mul evmi- , eMWiit intenHit in the dolngi of thotxt 'or , ttiimte perxon who nre hmghteriiig I gnniM mid olher gnuio, large nint miinll. on the iiinor. Kew from Norway of plain deer mid cnptureil italmou, only exitMienitca un. It iN too late . to "feel the leat interet in cricket I ullM'it minin of the return uinlche nre, J by itNtiMin of lwing playiil in golden mi- j iumu weather, problln of MtiiNtlional i worti. Ken tlm convenwvtioiiN which i one drop into or hear on the train are I irnlaluig. One talker know nil itbout j tlu hop. "Not Mich a bnrrcu yield a might have Ik'cii expected, mid in muiui part of Kent remarkably free from ver min." Kent! One recall pleiwwit um- nier afleriiiKiiiN uppnt iu the neightmr Imoil of Canterbury mid Miiidtoim mid Wye. and yearn lo lx there now. Ugh! bow hot the weather is. Do open tlmt carriage w indow. Another paengcr by the Sewer (eiuleitring term for tho Me tionolitatt ibtllwny) i freh from Cot wold itiid hnw'froMt the breery C'oU woii n iiiukI be thi lilniug hot AugiiMt day I mul learncil on the subject of the j wlient ImiilNthat lie bclwtvn thittiU'light- j fill range of hill mul louttou. An othir - but why purmin the theme? Thi in the Htraiid. 'I have walked up Vfllmr I Hticet from tlm Embankment htation, J boiling iiterally with tlmuglita of holiday )ilcauie that may not for week to come I lie mine: mul I liuvo found my nrogro ; euHtwnrd retnrded by tlm Intervention of un ndiniring crowd gazing into the open window of n UKlnnoiiger'M shop -guying with ntpture ut it halmon weighing 'J.r poiindN, the lurgent tlmt luw been cnught tliU MiiiMiu In tlm Tay. Halmon lllilng on the Tnyl I Hitppo-m John llright i HniirinliiMK it th upon the furfaco of one of lhee North llritinlt livem. IViituileh plila JhilMdi, Hrcrithii H.Ni'iinun.--At it ltliode Ihliind elmn-bukr (HIiihIo Ilnud i fa moiiN for il cliim and hot giimi), tho Hon. .. Clutndler wn inllied by Hcnnlor llcck. of Kentucky, on bin itdroitnc mid impudence in chiinting tho election of Ibiyca on the ilny after tlm uontoHt. Hhode IhIuihI never give it elmn-biiko witlmut tlm et cuileniH, mul Chandler, being iu the bct of humor, mild: "Ucok, thut icutiiiil me of it good ntory told on it nimi iu our town. Home one came to Ike .lone and wild: 'Mr. Joucm, I feel it my duty to I'luuo mul toll you that I how your min in it gambling ImuhO hud night-' 'Mv mm gunibliiiKV' wiitl the Hhoekeil latlior, with great exeiienioni. 'ic, mild the friend mirrowfully, 'hint night I navv your mm win u thouwiml ilolhtrH.' Thi unite relieved tlm mixiotm father, who oiiletly huIiI; '1 never could forgivo him if ho IimI bungled,'" liiHlnictorM in Oernian, nfter itHtonlh iug tlm iliviNiou by tlm announcement thut the (lernmn woril for "hcivven" ttiul "Hhirt" hnvo tlm wtino root "Mr. X., can you mm any icminiblance between heitvcn mul it leleun) nliirt,forinbtncoV" Mr. X., hcMiUtiug-',Wt'll, Hir, thev tiro both good thingH for it imui to got into," Kiiif itVionii InJnillcloiM llommliuiilntr. Many, but not nil, miiith r1io)in in tho country, hii.vh tlm MWitvi Farm Jour nal, um mere place where they pwUeo nailing cluniNy bent pleccH of Iron to tho bottom of Imrwn' feet, mainly tlmt by hnving nhnrp projecllon on thcmi tlm home may be prevented from dipping whou llm roiul nro covered with Ice. Jt In qiiilo coiiuiion that country horw go to the dliiip with feet grown well forward mul downward, ht-cauHo upon tlm mfl, tilled ground, or better htill, tlm cttr peti'd iiiihttire, there In InU little wear upon tlm farm Imrmt'H foot itiid it grow apace. Now, to pronerly trim down u hoof greatly elongated by thi proce of growing forwatd mul downward, tho trimming hIioiiIiI be done mainly on tlm bottom of tlm liooi. No much of it hIioiiIiI bo done there un can bo done without getting too near tlm HciiNitivo portion of the foot. A borne upon latiiio during much of tho t'it moii, mid upon plowed ground much of (he remainder, will hnvo grown upon Dm bottom of tlm hoof n thick layer, Thi ri'ipiiie a very nharp tool to mIiuvu oil', mid mot HtnitliN arocnreloNH itbout keeping their huttro Hharp enough for thi work, and for thii rea hou, mid on account of tlm greater cum which attend chipping otl" tliu Um, after having net tlm hIiihi bm-k from tlm point of tlm hoof, the average Hinilh will prac tice thin mode. Now, a little reflection will enable nny out to m'o that thi kind of trimming will caiiMi tho pniitern joint to bo too much llexod, tlm too being unuatuntlly elevated through llm failure to cut nwny tlm undue thickening upon the bottom of the hoof in it front half. Thi net ting of tho hhiNi back from tlm too, an ktntcd, involve the culling away, usually iu it very rough manner, of tlm HtirpItiH which projectN forward of tlm hhoe. It al no involve a largo amount of rnnping upon tlm fnco of tlm hoof, which uliould in no enmt lx tolerate!. ThiH undue de Ntriiutiou of lliocniHtof the hoof i one of the very wtrt featureN of thi kind of idiooiug, Ih'cuiim a hoof mi mutilatiil ii on lU bu-e drie out, Ik-'coiiich fovorih and brittle, Inning iu eliwlicity. During many yenr that we' have kept homo for farm and oilier work, it ban been our t'UNtoitt to ntand bv tho Niuith ill cum' riipiiriug thi watclifulnewi, ex acting tlmt the Hiirplu growth be re moveil, no far an wit conntntent, from the IkiKoiii of the foot. Tin Kungdonc, we have niiuireil tlmt the nhoo lo net clone forward to theeilge of tho hoof, allowing no rnnjiing of the face of the hoof, neither any cutting away of the too nfter Ihe nhoo w a funtcucd, except morclv to trim off point, thoo mimetiniiii appearing. Wo miiuh prefer that tho edge of tho hoof Khali Im left projecting Inn-ond the nhoo mi eighth, or even it fourth of nu inch, ntther than the face of the hoof rvcoivo a touch from Ihe heathcuinli runp. And wo will add that un objection to thi mode of nbiH'iiig, rniigiug iiuil with nny yet named, i found in the ulximiniible prac tice of driving nail mi far back into the body of the hoof a to conio c1om to, and mniiv time enter, tho mmnilivo iMtrtion. It will readily lm mt-n thai the nhoo can not bo M't tar Ixtck witlmut rendering it iiuite neeonMiry to place Uic nail far back iu the foot, too far for mifoty, A w Telephone. Mr. O. T. Hathewny, of Xn.KWi Went MmbiMin ntreet, Chicago, ha connected iiiN place of biimiietiN with hi residence ami two other localitien with a new kind of telephone which for hhort dintttucoha m'ventl jKiint of nuin'riority over thono of O my and Hell, the chief iMiint being ecouoiiiy, On Mr. llathewav invitation n Tiiii? reporter iiminvtol hi lolephone and found that they were capable of lo iug very uncfiil. A hole nix iiichcs in diameter i cut iu a piece of Imurd, mid a piece of drum-head in well wetted and ms'iirely fasteiusl to tlm itlge of thi hole. An old-fanhioiusl copper cent i laid on tho center of the drum-head mid it wire i fanleucil to the cent, or metallic button, or whatever it may Ih, and pnsmil through the imrchment, which i tlnm nlloweil lo drv with Ihe hoard lvine liorir.o.italj mid n heavy weight uttnclutl to tho wtn. The weight draw tho wet parchment out into n funnel nhnpe, which it retain when dry. The lioanl i then mt ui"iMrpcndicnliirly mid the line wire in connected with tho metallic button. A tho nouiid in con veyed, not by electrio whvoh, but by tho vibration of the win, the wire lino uiunt be drawn an light ut povdhlo, mid the freer it i fiiun turn tlm lottor. It is Hujipirled by loop of twine or win, through which it i run. Tlm nigiml in given by rapping on tho board. Tlm Hpeaker then ntandn in front of tho drum head funnel, but need not ntand very clone to it. and htlkH, The itir wave ntarted by hi voice nro taken up by tho drum-hend, tnumiuittcd to tho wire, and deliyonil nt llio other end with grent failhfuluen. H inn't nocen&ary to put oiio'n car to an oritlco and linteu atten tively. Anyone withinufow feet of tho re ceiver eun hear, and uiulor favontblo conditiotiN Mr. Hatheway hit heanl ro murk coming over Ihe wire when nlmul ing it dozen feet nwity, Tito voice sound tit if coming out ot it long mid largo Miciikiiig tube. Tho longest lino Mr, lliitlmwity luiH i tlfteen hundred feet, ile i coiiudont Hint those telephone nro good for it mile, mid nro available at it ilitunco of two iniloa when then i no wind. Tim device in not hi invention and there i no putout on it. It lm no buttery or niecluuii-m, and i Htibloct to no rent or royalty. It i ommhlo of doing good sorvico between it iiiiiu'h homo mid hi store or olllce, when not too fur nwnv, or between an otllco nnd shop or yniil, or between it drug More and (ho renideuco of physician, mid it poHHeei tho givut merit of being quite SuoxpeiiHivo, m m ii i Mr, Hamuol Curtis, of Miinsllold, Mas,, lately celebrated bin mm hun dredth birthday, l'ivo children wero present, tho oldest 7(1 yours of ago, eight grandchildren mid twelve great gnuul ohildren. Mr, Curtis is it highly ro spooled oitlr.cn, mid was for seventeen vonrH in Hucecssion clerk of Um town, Tho gathering wits uiulor tho roof where ho wits born 100 years ujro, anil whom ho has always livot, A llojf. A nober-fiit'od mini, drcMwd in a mod- est Hiiilof bhiok, culled nt tlm town olorjc'M j jM. jnviiitignting the Htibject of Ameri mul, politely dolling hi nlor, in- 1 1. eompftiiton with Knglund in ngri- oilired; dog aro "This In whoro llcemie for procured. I Ifoliovo, sir?" IIo wan informed that such was n fact. Ho went on: "I hnvo it dog Hint hni lxen in tho fmnily a great many yeiirM.und we nro nil naturally much ntlncliiil to il " "II wfll cost you 8'-," broko the gen tlemanly clerk, "if a male." "JJiu it is noiniimin itog, nt lensi "Well, thou it'll cml you mi evon V." ribbling a few miiinteH-"Th(ni w Hcribb your license, sir; you can till in the crit- Ur h name. Taking tlm paper ami examining it carefully, tho man iu black said, ixtr ploxingfy: "Thero is some mistake hore. Tlie dog is not fcuiHlo - " "What?'' broko in tho other, "not it innlu? not femnle?" "Knid tin; man in block ng.-tin; "Anliciputingsomo misunderstanding, I llllVO brought tllO dog with me," pro- iltiuiuguii old fashioned llre-ilog, "and ' pool, has an iulvnntnt which determines you can toll mo whether or not a license ' tho comiK'titiun inhisiuvor.in thocheup in iiccesHJiry." ness with which he obtains his crop. There was just tho merest glimmer of This cheapness limy Iw nttributed to tho a twinkle in tho oyo of tho solier-faccd i fm;t that tho American farmer oiorate man as he said thi. No license was n,mn Wostc.rn lands which nro yet virgin, needed, ho wnn told, mul ho departed. The getillemnnly olerk waited till his visitor bud got to tlm landing below le foro ho brought his lint down on his donk like it Irip-hunimor, with tho very ex pressive ncoompnniment of "mild by thunder!" Jloxtun TraiucrlU. A Cask ov Ixivk at I'litsT Hkiiit. Vestordny moniing, wliilo it widow of mmio .." summers wiih quietly sitting in tlm ludios' recoiition room at tho car sheil, waiting for tho outward bound Macon train to backdown, a short, heavy mt gentleman, with shaggy whiskers, do Hliorntclv walked tin to tier. and. with out tho sliifhtost wnrmm; or tho shadow of an introduction, lwgun making n pro- ponal of mnrringo in the most earnest manner imngiualile. Alterexjiressingin unuiistakiiblo mid ardent language tho fervor of his impromptu affection, ho stateil that ho was tho owner of KXH) acres of land in tho western portion of tho State and hail the honor to lx tho fond parent of two interesting children, uged resjM-ctively " and 8 years, and w ho wore ut that moment enjoying the privilege of excel lent .schooling, lie llion proceeded pioccu as more uuu -ouo years i. ., to Iwg her to marrv him at once, nnd if ' glass was not only made, but made with slm could not make it convenient to do so a skill which shows that the art was noth tben and there, please to register b , ing new. Tho invention of glazing pot promim3 thut she would, under no cir- , ter.V with a tilut or varnish of glan is so cumstances, put tho wedding off longer ! old that among tho fragments which lear than tho ensuing Saturday. Tho off- j inscriptions of tho early Egyptian nion linii.l lover sooko in sucli'iintnid and iui- ' ftrehv aro liends possibly of tho tirst passioned ntniin tliat it was impossible to ciieck him until the tale hail been told. SVhoreuiKin the elderly lady, having ro covenxl from llio confusion and amaze ment inseparable from n courtship so startling in chur.icter, blunhiiigly, but llrmlv. informed him that ho was a mtit" simneer to her. buviiii never laid eyes on him before, that she was taken signs tho credit of the invention to the completely aback bv his offluind, though I'luenicians, is ho far true that those ad wanu propositi, tlmt she had not oven venturous merchants brought specimens tho pleasure of knowing his name, und to other countrien from Egj-pt. Dr. while slio appreciated his kindly sonti- Schliemann found dinks of gln-ss in tho nient for her, she could not consent to ! excavations at ilycemo, though Homer lux-nine hi wife on such oxeootlini' short ! does not mention it as a substance known notice. Ujion this he grunted her a unci hour for reflection and walked nway, re turning promptly before thodeparture of tin Macon train, nnd, Inking a seat be side her in tho ladies' car, wo again pressing his suit iu the most urgent man ner ns the reporter panned out of tho shed. Atlanta, (fa.) Cbnttitution. OvKit Uitiaaiiso or Hack Housiw.-In tho attempt to brood fast trotters for tho track, breeders have to u remarkable de gree in New England lost sight of or neglected tho nrt of breeding good ratd stors and tho popular horses for nil work, whether before a buggv or a plow, it corns. or it mowing machine, homo rake, tedder, or whatever elm an ordinnry farmer nuvmnic iiiw nam or.raan wishivstodowith bis horse, ilicro are ,......., ... ....... - such horm's. but the supply conies i '" nbort of the demand, nnd not from Now Engluud us formerly A class of horses nf Ihe weight of about Olio thousand. lmunds, each w orally, a little more or supply was wn icoiihiib. " t - .-J for tho jiK'koys to gv goods order, and the businensof nmniilno urtng ; jmiI- igrees for thono in want of them is not now. While the Morgans wore good roadsters, thoy were as a class "fast trot ters," its tlmt phrase has Ih-ou long un derstood. Yet thV wore free, good drivers, stvlish, and well itdnpted to the elimuto mul keeping of the East or n Stntes. Tho Morgans aiv mui hi iuur im liiunv, and nro becoming more nnd more ho in boiiio sect mux. The Mennengcr blooil is its well suitisl, and perhaps tho U'st, for tho breeding of roadsters ns well us fust trotters, of any that courses in tho veins if tho horso family. If breeders would turn their nltontion iu this direction, they would lhid it moro generally protltnblo than tho uueorbtin business of ivnriug fast trotters. An. Auolt KrnsiM.. Itlsbeeauso theio l ho much hypwricy In promiscuous kissing tlmt wo object strongly to tho senseless ciintoui. Il Is w oil onoiigli for a muu lo kUs hU wife, a hivor bis thirling, a mother her children, nnd a brother bis sister; but it is Himtlier tlnni: for a person to Ulss anybody mul everybody, It Is a ouestloii whethor nil pnblio kissing is not objectionable; It Is certain tlmt veiy little can bo advanced in fnvor or publio pro miscuoiis klssint:. Except In soino cases, thoro Is nothing enjoynblo in tt kiss, and it is certainly not a beautiful thing to look at. It should, therefore, bo only necessary to piovo tluit it bits censed to bo it reliable Hvinbolof iiffectiotiln order to porsutu o tfio groat majority of sensible pon-ons o do tr.elr best to bring general kissing Into disfavor. . If I wero iu tho huh ami you out of it, what wouhl tho sun beooiue? Hin. l . ii.i ...... i,,t . mtiitu ii itfttit m n t 1 V Y,. (1 ta sveai nu- or ocxlen buildings, crevices in brickwork, good road w,t''v'" very much r anv lk. rfioltowtl spt.t, by ilav, and urging, in n breed o 'l? i coniek out at night to foil on tho ilrowsy neeiliHl i ' J""' "" fowls . thoy rSost, leaving them spirit country m .1 in t lo , y L ho Morg. s , draining their blood. lWls nnd the lUack 1 . ks oi e "JwJJ1 b hem nn) oftou found this niHsl nnd want, on eouilb 'I'SV. M1utUHl helplonsly on tho ground, clans named. y.tLm&lfi in tho legs. ,v, if liiimex was once uiuwraiioied, ana uio i ,- ',,... i:i.i..,i .. t... Wheat (iron In? In Kniclnnd and America. Tlm T.ntwbm I'rimnniltt . wbieli lirm I otiltiiro, Um nrrivfu nt the conclusion . tlmt Ainericnn whrat can lwi produced i chcajwr than Ilritish wheat, oron if tho i jiruiHii inniier una no inmi rem io pay, An this journal statin tho situntion. American wlient is delivered itiononnonH (piantiticN in Ktiglmu) nt forty shilling str ipinrtor, wlifireas, nt the much high er price which have generally irovnilcd since tho reiHnl of corn laws, the Kritish i funnel hnfi iwirt 1inri.1v rtlilu in 1tvi nnd my hi rent. It ivbls, "oilier clmrgea Hritish prwluclM have cerUinly not diminished," nnd the Uritinh farmer must bo IioIjmmI iofiiowherii, or succumb to n comjH'titioii of wheat sold in hi own mark el at tlm present rntes; and no other help than a reduction 'being possiblo; llio conclusion is inevitable, and land- lordH must give up hoiiio of their in come, 'llio Amoricnu fanner, in addition to bis rnmiHirnlivn frffuloin friirn ri.titw ! which offm;t tlm charges he ha to pny in order to Iav down Iiih w-bont in.T.ivnr. and do not reiiuire to lx mnntircd. It is certain that, acre for acre, hmglisli lands rcipiire more labor in their culti vution than tho soils of tho west. An tho Kconomiit says: "An English farm er, accustomed to drive two or three horses over n stiff clay, can scarcely itn ngino tho cuso with which a light plough runs through tho rich loam of it western StaUj. Northern Missouri, Minnesota, the Ited Hivor settlement is just being ojiencd up. A furrow may 1k drawn for fifty miloit across this alluvial prairie without meeting a hill, a tree, or a stone." To bo Httro, tho average j-ield to the ncre is onlv nlv 1W bushels in the United Ktatos, ngnmstlJO in England, but this ' tmtt iu .r.l ttt uflllli.inril I... w..r. t. t tn 4f- m.. .n liu. PUHUiVIU juiriiiuiuv iu U- set other advantages. How Olii is Glas-s? Tliebldest 8jeci- . men of pure glass bearing anything like a dato is a Iittlo molded lion's head, bear ing the name of an hgyptinn King of tho eleventh dvnasty, in tho Hlnde collection at tho Hrilinb Inseum. That is to nav. i at a iteriod which may Iks moderately dynasty. Of later glass there are numerous oxumples, such as n bead found ut Tholtos, which has tho name of Queen Hittosoo or Hasbep, of the eightiH'iith dynasty. Of the same lKri(Kl aro ums and golilels and many fragments. It cannot K doubted that . the story prepunl by Pliny, which as io mm. mul me an oi tue glass mower j wis known long lieforo is certain from representations auioug mo pu-nin- oxi llio walls of a tomb nt Heni Hnsnan, of tiie twelfth Egj-itian dynasty; but a much older picture, which probably rep resented tho mtino manufacture, is among tho half-obliterated scones in a chamber of tho tomb of Thv at Sakkarn, and dates from the time of tlie tilth dvnasty, a time so remote that it is not jo-.sible, in spite of the lunsidnous researches of many Egyptologers, to give it a dato in years. Saturday iiVriVir. m Ouiuvous Chicken I'AiusiTn in Ars tiialia. A writer for tho Adelaide. 06- ! server gives tho following account of a , surges during the pant , ..,,, i,a luJJ. th., ,ms5i of ,. terrible tick or louse, lie says: uno oi .I.S..1. . -. i:..., I...... tuu... which so tunny complaints have been made. This dreadful iest oi au insect, ! which bos the nppotite of it vamjiire for j blood, is an old enemy reapiieariug. It hauuts tho cracks and crannies of old , ont; lo in color ttUtl m destitute J 1 xhom hQ b-mW t. MiumniM ulos-sy. -.'V " . ci---. : . ' l w hi iiinl tlinir eenonil mntearitnco healthy. Sviien thoy arrive tit the pantlytio stage their recovery is apparently hopeless. Iu size, shape, and color it resembles tho common house bug or those often fouud on grain bunches, and tho parasite sreeius more prolitlo ami ditUoult to copo with. It is covered with a reddish brown, horny, granulated skin, and has eight legs "with sharp, hooked points, with which it attaches itself to tho skin and ilunllv almost buries itself into tho tlesli. Tho under part of tho head is provided with three penetrating aiipliunces eloo to tho region of tho month, ami actiug as suckers. Tho insect seems by its form lH'cnliarly adapted for clinging tena ciously to the skin. In general conforma tion it agrees with tho description of tho Jwritf, it genius of Arachnides, which tire very numerous and of different sixes, this parasite iu particular often attaiuing tho size of a cotleo loan. m Pui'bTitr Manuiiu. In reckoning tho protlt und loss of keopiug ; fowls, it is sol- tloui I lint any itccouuv i wwii m uw value of tho senipings or tho poultry houses, lu fact, as poultry is usually bred, much of their manuro is lost, while tho farmer will pay "i0 a ton for tito very same article that ho is too care less to collect ai uoiuo. a u'ust ouco a week lot the ohiokon house bo 6orapod , t ..j, iu Uv " J of m lUBl "" ' ,f j, ,-' vnvis witn ai- ami sprinkle Keen these bar rel! lv Ibemsolyes. mix tho contents with ooal ashes in tho spring ami use it on tho corn Held. It is otiuul to tho best guano, imruivztni. xim te uij juuuvi m iu The True Btory or "Koliln Ailslr." Tho hero of "Ilobin Adair" wan well known in tho London fashionable circles of tho last oentnry by the sobriquet of the "Fortunate Irishman;" but his nrentngo and tho exact place of his birth aro unknown. Ho was brought up an a surgeon, but "his detection in an early amour drove him precipitately from Dublin," to push his fortunes in Eng land. Bcaroely had ho crossed tho chan nel when tho chain of lucky ovontn that ultimately led him to fame nnd fortune commenced. Near Holyhead, itorceiv ing a carringo overturned, ho ran to ron der assistance. Tho solo occupant of the vehicle was a "lady of fashion, well known in polite circles," who received Adair's attentions with thanks; nnd be ing slightly hurt, and hearing that ho was a surgeon, requested him to travol with her in her carriage to London. On their arrival in tho metropolis, sho pre sented him with a fee of ono hundred guinea, ami gave him a general invita tion lo her house. In after life Adair used to say that it was not so much tho amount of this fee, but tho time it wum given, that was of service to him, an ho was then almost destitute. But tho invi tation to her house was a still greater service, for thero ho met tho iKJrson who decided his fate in life. This was Lady Caroline Kcppcl, daughter of tho second Earl of Albemarlo and of Lady Anno Lennor, daughter of tho llrst duko of Richmond. I orgetting her high lineage, Lady Caroline, at tho tirst sight of the Irish surgeon, fell dcsjwrntely in love with him, and her emotions wero so vio lent and so sudden as to attract the gen eral attention of tho company. Adair seeing his advantage lost no timein pur suing it; while tho Alliemarlo and Rich mond families were dismayed at the pros jiect of such a terrible mesalliance. Ev ery means were used to induce tho young lady to alter her mind, but without avail. Adair's biographer tells us that "amusements," a long journey, an ad vantageous offer, ami other common modes of shaking off what was consid ered by the family as an improper match, were already tried, but in vain. The health of Lady Caroline was evidently impaired, and the family at last con fessed, with a good senso that reflects iionor on their understanding as well as their hearts, that it w-as possible to pre vent but never to dissolve an attach ment; and tliat marriage was the honor able and indeed the only alternative that could secure her happiness and life." When Lady Caroline was taken by her friends from London to Hath, that she might bo separated from her lover, she wrote, it is said the song of "Robin Adair," and set it to a plaintive Irish tune that she hail heanl him sing. Whether written by Lady Carolino or not, tho song is simply expressive of her feelings at the time, and as it completely corroborates the circumstances just re lated, which were tho town talk of the period, though now little more than fam ily tradition, there can le no doubt tltat they were the origin of tho song. Xeic cattle Courant. Sotb.mr Rat fiction. "Yon are fond of novel reading." said Anrelien Scholl tho other day, as he saw tho coachman he had just engaged stow away a formidable volume of romance beneath the seat. "Yea, sir; I have read a great many novels, and I am disgusted to observe the uniform ignorance of their authors as to the commonest affairs of every day life. For instance, here is ono s-tory in which I read: The prince became agitated on hearing these wonls, nnd hailing a carriage, thing himself into it, casting his puma to the driver, cried, 'Drive me to the Fauborough St. Ho nore!' Then a (ew lines further on I see this: ' Valentino resolved, once for all, to solve tho mystery, and hurrying to tho stand, sprang into tho first vehiclo that presented itself, and, Hinging her pocket-book to tho coachman, said: 'Follow yon carriage.' Fow, sir, I have been driving a back in Faris for forty years, mid I've driven thousands of people all sorts of people undor every imaginable condition, eloping lovers, jealous wives, levanting eashiers, aud so on and bo belli mo St. Fiscaro! never in tho course of mv long professional career, has a fare thrown mo his or her pooketbook. No, sir; they have given mo thirty-five sons sometimes the round two francs, but very rarely." Exchange, Tin: AiiATKun PiiouiTiai, Tho promp ter iudeed is often tho most iuvaluitblo momlwr of an amateur company. His functions aro manifold ; behind tho scenes ho is carrying ou a whole drama ' bv himself; ringing bells aud getting portmanteaus, wine bottles, brushes, perambulators and all maimer of Btago projiertios ready for tho actors as they ...wt.1 ttwi.... l.l-,.rv lli.l linrt llf lllflll ulifttl Ill-lit UIVIll, . .-. " -" the plav-book marks "Excited shouts be hind tho scenes;" boating drums and rattling ieus as tho creator of stage thuud.er-storms, and all tlio while cling Uig fondlv to tho book from which over and unou'ho hoarsely whispers tho words of their parts to the actors on tho scene. At times his anxious oouuteuance ap pears round tho screen to remind, m audible tones, tho forgotful lover to "kiss tho Countess now;" "that'll do, dou't hold hor too long;" or to warn tho lioro as ho makes his exit backward, "You're walking into the fire-place, more to tlio left;" or tho gray-haired father as ho bids bis child farewell; "Strike your breast twice and look up ward; dou't throw your head buck, your wig's loom," and soon, University Mayaiine. Tho world is nqvor content to let eithc doctors or luwyets alone. Theie is u ktiul of instinctive distrust of them both in tho universal heart, which is tho pecu liarity of no single ago, but of all ages. It is always fair for tho wit to sharjeu bis arrow wheu ho draws tho bow in front of either target, ami tho harder tho hit tlio better people relish it. Tho haudsomo Boston Globe theater theater is owuod in sections by soveral porsous, and ouo of them, disjjnstod by failure to agree with the othors, is puttlug un a wall at tho edgo of Ida iortiou. This cute off a third of the atago anil ft part ot tho auditorium, ' Women and Smoking. Now that tho Nowman Hall caso n over, says tho London World, ono is nt liberty to comment on tho evidence. I must say I am at it loss to understand why tho practice of cigarette smoking among Indies seems to bo generally re garded by counsel as tho usual accompa niment of, or prelude to, immorality. Ono would not bo astonished wero this conclusion to Ihi jumped at by tho Ignor ant and narrow minded among us, to whom each new departure from the man ners nnd customs of our forefathers, seems to lie fraught with moral and spir itual danger; but ono is surprised to find enlightened men who over and over again must have found themselves in tho company of women of irreproachable character, and who yet may have occa sionally taken a whiff at a cigarette pandering to tho prejudices of tho mil lion. "Rut thoro woro yet graver mat ters," Sir Henry James is reported to have remarked in his opening address; and ho then went on to enlarge upon tho respondent's habit of smoking cigarettes. I can well remember soma years ago, a case of similar nature tho lady was also an enthusiastic votary bf the chase nnd it transpired in the course of the evidence that she was in tho habit of smoking in tho stable in tho company of a favorite groom. A shnddor ran through the wholo court; and tho smoking seemed to bo moro objected to, on the score of morality, Uinn tho groom; but I own I could never understand why, although in this instance tlio lady was said to have smoked a clay pipe, and to have placed her feet upon tho corn bin. Since this, however, continental customs liave crept in, and smoking is now looked upon much more leniently than it was even fifteen years ago. Let ns aasnmo that it is objectionable, and, in many in stances, injurious to tho health; Btili, it is no moro immoral than taking snuff or eating bon-bons; and I have been told by several eminent medical men that it is, as a rule, less injurious to the female constitution than it is to ours, sleepless ness being a malady to which women aro peculiarly subject, and tobacco in mod eration acting as a decided soother to irritable nerves. A lady a friend of mine who has suffered terribly from insomnia for many years, and who had tried every kind of narcotic without effect, from choral to tho " juice of cursed hobonon in a vial," told me that she was induced at lost to try smoking, and that tho bene ficial result was almost instantaneous. It occurred to her at the time how in jurious so strong a narcotic must be to those who had no need of it; but to her it was a restorative to health. There are many people who liave no violent objec tion to the smell of tobacco, and I am told that this has a good deal to do with the fact that smoking is considered to be so demoralizing to the female sox. Ono can quite understand this objection. I object myself strongly to tho smell of cod-liver "oil, castor oil, rhubarb and magnesia, and I cannot say that I even like that of chloric ether; but I should lx sorry to brand as immoral all persons who, having found these drags benefi cial, ersisted in the um of them, not , withstanding my dislike to the odor. "I alwayu fancied," tho wife of a great smok'er remarked to me naively the other day, "that smoking was good for im morality;" but the truth is thero is no jiossible connection between tho two, whatever objections may be raised to smoking upon other grounds. Ortlce Seeklmr la France. Tlie dream of every young Frenchman whoso pockets are empty is to marry a girl who has from 2000 to 1000, and to earn about 200 a year for himself by means of a situatiou affording a fixed salary. It is not an extravagant dream, and to do the Frenchman justice, ho is quite happy if ho realizes it. Having got 300 or 400 a year, he does not seek to enlarge his income, but lives pru dently within his means, and invests some savings every year with commenda ble judgment. Tlio very fact, however, t'-at most Frenchmen should pitch their ambition so low as to require nothing moro than what an Englishman would call a little competency, shows how keeu tho struggle for life bore is; and when one reflects that tho thousands of men who covet tlio liosition of petit rentier are joined annually by 20,000 recruits, fresh from tho schools, and with all their tidonts whetted according to tho newest systems for the social fray, one cannot wonder at tho large number of educated young men who find their way into jail. Everv paid post in Franco is bo keenly eovoted tlutt a vacancy will draw hun dreds of applicants, and statesmen who are always talking of the necessity of dis missing superfluous employes, find them selves reluctantly compelled to add to their number every year because they are overawed by tho mass of candidates. As regards the engineering branches, for instance, tho numlior of young mon who qualify every year for tho post of Gov ernment Engineer exceeds by soveral huudreds tho numlier of places to bo dis poned of; but to allay disappointment na fur us possiblo tho Government goes on multiplying situations, thereby creating a body of civil servants who have not enough to livo ou, and who grow discon tented from seeing all chances of promo tion stopped. In this country discontent with tho Government soon dovelops into u seditious spirit, and it muy safely bo said that every otlicoholdor who is dis satisfied with bis position is a revolution ist inposte. Rut much more ho is this tho case with the adventurous younj men who havo not succeeded in getting any otllco at all; m that ono may con clude tlio present system of education iu Franco leads to tho creation of au anna ally increasing body of citizens whoso profession will bo to war on society, and who, politically speaking, will be ready for nuything. London Uazette, w...,.. t. tl.n ilml rnmiUttn iosekool llliuuv" ...j...--- management; tho pupil must umlerMawt that tho teacher has abftoluto control; that his authority i supreme, asd ill most cases this is sufficient in iUoM M hold tho evil propensities of puplla in check. On the contrary, a lack ol firm ness will encourage the spirit of revolt, and make noceasary frequent resort to punishment of ono kind or nothr, ifc Gnijf. rt