THURSDAY, DECEMBER 21, 1930
CENTRAL INHNT AMERICA!» CENTRAL POINT. OREGON
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By K. D. P.
Vein
THERE YOU ARE
There are some poor lads around
here that are asking their annual
pleas to Santa Claus.
Here
are;
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Ray Watkins—Ear muffs so that
I may not have to hear the crowing
of Kenneth’s bragging of his fist
in- prowess and also a bigger rifl?
for so far the big buck got away so
1 have to be content with a *niail
The W.R.C. will hold installation
Dick Wyatt looking very undigni- of officer» aSturday, January 6.
f!> d indeed a • he fell full length 1940. This will be a covered dish
aero • the thteshold of a certain noon luncheon for members and
schoolroom.
their families. Members are re-
quested to bring either a fruit or
Faber contending that a vegetable salad for a pie, also their
holiday every day is what is needed own table service, plate, cup and
to help business.
silver. The installation will be In
the afternoon.
Jane Mann trying very hard to
• r sum -thing on one of her friends
p
having entirely satisfactory
results.
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“Of all your office equipment,
what do you think counts the
most?”
„
“The adding machine, of course.
IIIS PROFESSION
"What s Mr. Smith doing?”
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Making a bridge in the mouth.
•Oh. he’s a dentist!”
•No mouth of the river; he s an
engineer.”
NEXT CASE
“He was convicted, I know, but
wasn't sentence suspended?”
“No—he was.”
ONE IN EACH FLOCK
"Jack’s mother used to call him
her pet lamb.”
"Now his old man says he’s the
black sheep.”
OLD MINSTREL JOKE
Tattered Tom—Well, let’s lunch,
Weary William—On w’at, you
ginkl
Tattered Tom—De sand which lias
in de road.
Miss Obese—Could you see me
across the street?
Policeman—Shure, ma'am.
Oi
could see yei tin times the distance,
aisy.
W.R.C. to Install
Officers Jan. 6
Mrs. Harrison being the laugh of
the office staff where »he work« be
cause of her tendency to yawn so
very, very easily.
Vinton Beall A bigger fish
there is one thing I loathe and that
Is to be the runnerup to Ken.
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Jim i Ross—More helpers in this
store of mine so I can have a little
more time for fishing and really
show that lucky stiff how to fish
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John Ross —A twat so I do not
have to wade up and down the river
In an effort to get a big one
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Central Point Sportsmen club—
More members in our club.
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Brownie Ross—where
horse liniment you promised
year because I need it bad this yea r
on account of the hard work I have 1
been having in the care of the farm. I
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Town basketball team—Can you ■
spare some wind this year for we
are surely going to need it if we
want to go a long way In our league.
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enjoyed
singing
several
High School coach—Get me some group
aspirins, our boys have not yet choruses, accompanied by R e V.
Parrish on the mandolin.
clicked.
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At a late hour refreshments of
L. C. Grimes—Let Ken get all the peppermint apples, cake, and hot
fish he wants, eh, you see he's my chocolate were served by the hostess.
best customer.
Gifts were then distributed, each
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one receiving a present from under
Everett Faber—we have very bad the beautiful Christmas tree.
luck In our softball team's games
Considerable laughter was arous-
with other teams last summer. Can
ed as the different gifts came to lite
you change the luck for next sum-
such asFerdinand and the five little
mer? Aw, Santa, give me a break.
chickens as they began to eat.
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Treats of pop corn balls and boxes
Sport Gagger—What is there for
of candy were handed out to each
me to want more. I have had all 1
guest.
want in the way of friendship with
Everyone reported to have had an
old friends and many new ones. I
have a new better half, a boy big enjoyable evening and the class
would like to extend an invitation
enough to lick me. I have been
to everyone to join them in their
kinds
in
my
sport
of
all
very lucky
this year, All I ask is th„t i be Sunday School Worship. We can
allowed to continue in the same have an enjoyable time at Church,
way in the future and to keep too, worshiping and praising our
Saviour?
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friends and make more than ever.
Those attending the party were;
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I wish all of my readers and Chet Grimes, Art Coplnger, Maxine
friends A MERRY CHRISTMAS and Ayers, Faye Casman, Maxine Moore,
Violet Thumler, Stub Myers, Iris
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Hill, Oliver Grimes, Kenneth Wil
liams, Aileen Berry, Ronald James,
Shirley Kincaid, Aileen Tamney,
Keith Coplnger. Loren Casstnan, Ena
Joyce Milhoun, Erma Jean McCay,
Dick Twyman, Lyle Tedrick, Dick
Milestone, Mildred Williams, Frank
"I had rather be a doorkeeper in lin Gebhard, Milton Garrent, Dick
the house of my God, then to dwell Wyatt, Mary Hodapp, Adalene Cass-
in the tents of Wickedness."— man, June Conrad. Marie Garrett,
Psalms 84:10
Byrnadine
McCullock,
Ernestine
The ' Doorkeeper's Class of the Tracy, Norene Bohnert, Vivienne
Federated Church held its annual Ross, Glen Parks, Lois McManama,
Christmas Party Saturday evening, Marjorie Parker, Lawrence Cass-
December 16, at the home of its man, and Rev. Stanley Parrish and
teacher, Mrs. L. C. Grimes.
the hostess. Mrs. Grimes.
For several hours the students
“Come unto me, all ye that
participated in the following games: labour, and are heavy laden, and 1
Clap-In Clap-Out, Winkum, Same To will give you rest. Take my yoke
You, and Filling the Radiator. The upon you, and learn of me; for I
participants showed the most en am meek and lowly In heart; and
thusiasm during Winkum, of which ye shall find rest unto your souls.
they continued playing over an For my yoke Is easy, and my burden
hour.
is light.—Matt. 11; 28130
A short devotional period was
held during the early part of the
Mrs. Kincaid went to Medford
evening. The Christmas Story— Wednesday after her husband who
Luke 2: 8-17—was read by the returned home with her. Mrs. Kin
Class President, Adalene Cassman, caid has been in the hospital for two
followed by prayer by Mrs. Grimes. or three months suffering with
When
Parrish arrived, he pneumonia and Its complication.
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George Lockwood trying extreme
ly hard to get rid of some puppies
which are "about so long, so wide,
and so very cute.”
Guy Tex, after phoning, laying the
receiver on top of phone and there-
by killing the entire line.
Phone 1478
If you are a beginner on skis,
you will enjoy schussing down
a gentle hill like the three fel
lows above. As an experienced
skier, you will get a keen thrill
from soaring through space
from a high jump. Winter
sports are for all to enjoy and
are easily accessible to every
one. Many people, like die girl
at the left, have found Grey
hound bus service a convenient
and economical way to reach
winter playgrounds.
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Clifton Phillip’s chickens running
on
neighbor’s field and
being
charged 3? a head for 500, when
having only 300 to pasture.
$3.25
BLOX!
$4.75
ETHELWYN
Beauty Shop
Lucille Davis, Mgr.
326 W. 6th St.
Medford <
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Pay for Your Next Car
So what?
the
Rebuke not in anger, nor with
severity; hard words are like hail
stones in summer, beating down
and destroying what they would
nourish were they melted into drops.
—Anon.
Low-Cost Way
Dr. J. F. Moffatt, when having
some very fine
Christmas cards
made, forget to specify that they
were to be signed Dr. and Mrs. and
consequently he Is now In the dog
house.
John Ross being greatly pleased
with the new song hit, "Oh Johnnie"
and spending a good share of his
spare time singing It.
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See The First National Bank
2
Select Your Automobile
3
Pay Cash to The Dealer
Eugene Thorndike. Manager
Oris Crawford. Assistant Manager
V. E. Rolfe, Assistant Manager
Co^ch Ilulburt starting a rowing
team which is to practice on the
Central Point Lake (C.P.H.S. foot
ball field) and announcing that
ABSOLUTELY no fishing will be al
lowed during practice.
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Ole of our very clever school
teachers looking forward to Satur-
day with more eagernes than most
kiddies feel for Christmas.
S.S. Class Holds
Xmas Party at
Grimes Home
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