CENTRAL POINT AMERICAN VOLUME IX M u s CENTRAI« POINT, ORKOON, THURSDAY, ttKTTEMHER *, I1MT i n g s No Matter H ow Thin You Slice It! « ¿ 7 It> BURTON HRALEY tiy an Innocent Bystander Will wonders never cease? We had a rain in August! But it wasn't such a terrible flood, at that. About 17 drops, according to the latest count But it chauged the air and made us think of what is to com* later. W e were pleased to hear that 'he labor agitators who made a lot of trouble in the valley last year were nit having things all their own way about the packing houses this year. . . . . it, fact they are not allowed to enter the plants or hang about to bother th- workers Which is all fine and dandy. No one wants to be bothered . . . . . with labor troubles when our fruit crop is being gathered The packing houses are paying fair wages once more and there is no earthly reason for union agitation. ^ I . b AND IS FINED 125 T<>o much wine and a bellicose j disposition proved a poor combin-l alion for Paul Bibb last Saturday[ night. 'Bibb is a transient farm work-J er and has been camping in the Tolo district for a short time Saturday evening about it o'clock i Whb and several companions ob­ | ,, p0JHeK1)l0n of „ lk>n of wlne Takln(? „ around the t.orner ' r (he 8a(eway gtorp the ,mblbt.d ' , « , 1 ™ , . rat,ler strongly. Soon aheated arxu- meDt , Ur|ed and Bibb and a coni. , panlon began fightiuf, city Marshal ^ Hedgpeth went t„ the scene t o ’ atop ,bp dlgturbanw Bibb b<>cam<.' very ablIslve and \|argbal Hedgpeth " h e n the Economic Wiixards juggle astronomic sums With a prestidigitation that bedazzles and b numbs. Ac they dentonostrate by airy and imaginative proof How you build a "nfadern'’ structure— working downward from the roof: It’s a nifty, shifty spectacle of iridescent brains And of pyrotechnic magic— but the simple fact r- mains. It's Baloney! It's Baloney Like a ballyhoo at Coney; And though Supeimind- may greet It with acclaim. As It glitters and it blazes With the fanciest of phrases. It’s Baloney It's Baloney Just the saute! When the Th ore tic Pundits very brilliantly contrive To add two and two together so they total up five; Or th Prophetsaud the S e ra paint a sweeter Bye and Bye Where, by merely pulling boot-straps. We’ll go soaring to th- sky. Where, with out a lick of labor, we'll hive money by the chunk. -It's delightful, it’s dellc’ ous, it's delovely, it's de hunk! It’s Baloney! It’s Ralon v It’s Utopian, but phony! It's a humbug and a thiityble-rigging game Though its label may be tony. It is none-the-less baloney. Though you call It b> an esoteric nam ! Nev-r mind how they price It. Or how wafer-thin they slice it It is still the old Baloney Jut the same' N U M BER Id Past Matron’s Club Meets With Ashland The Past Matron's club of N't vita Chapter. O K. 8 . was invtted to meet with the Pam Matron's club of the Ashland lodge Wednesday aft r- nopn They planned a picnic in th* McNair garden, but owing to the drizzle of rain they enjoyed a ban­ quet In the hall Instead. Those attending front here were: Mesdames Elizabeth Faber. Paul Martin. Bertha Btirsell. Leonard Freeman, Elizabeth I«ecver. Head, Lvlia Kyle. Neal. Klizah th Scott and Miss Alice Hanley. W alter Abbey Holds Open House Tonight LOCAL SCHOOLS TO START WORK SEPTEMBER 13 The Central Point School wtl open on Monday. Sept 12th. Most of th? first day wil be taken up with regis­ tration and arranging class sched­ uled and giving out books. The teachers in charge are as follows: High School: || p Jewott. Prin­ cipal and mathematics instructer; Kenneth Halbert, science, shop, and physical education; Ethel Fleisher. English. I-a.tin, program supervision; Mildred Ross,Home Economics and History: Norma Zina.tr, English, History aud music; Miss Martha Boshers. commercial and girls’ phys­ ical «ducation: R. A Bolts, baud ami orchestra The most modtrn and up-to-date automobile home and tractor and truck headquarters in southern Ore­ gon is holding open house at Walter W, Abbey's new salt's and s«rvlce decided to lock hint up for a while. plant in Medford today, tomorrow This month marks the 150th an- Assisted by Special Officer James Grade School: D. F. Atnick. prin­ niversary of the signing of the Con-jCummings the Marshal led the pro­ and Saturdady, Everyone Is tnvlttd cipal and eigth grade; Robert Webb. to drop In stitution of the United States. Dur­ oner to the rear of the city Jail 7th grade; Melba Putnam, sixth ing all this time this country ha- "her** the drink-crazed man almost The floor of the main sales and grade; Laura Pastorlno,fifth grade; grown and prospered under its bene­ succeeded in breaking away from show room is laid in large blocks of Mable Hansen, fourth grade; Arline ficent rule. And it has remained the officers. He landed one hard | orange and green; the main walls Estes, third grad»; Marjorie Greg­ for FDR and his cohorts to stir ui> blow in the Marshal's face and broke are cream with a lavender trim. The ory. second grade; Mae Richardson, all the talk of the old docm«nt hav­ for the fence. Befnr, he could climb tntlre south and east side are win­ first grade. ing served its time and no longer fi. over he was nahbed by the officers, dows and added to this are two big First grade pupils who are not to serve as the fundamental law cf who this time took no chances, but skylights In each department. For six y«*ars old on the opening date the land. However, it has been very placed th • “ conte-alongs" on his evening there is a beautiful indirect should have the reading-readiness Civil W a r Veteran Grandson of Local lighting system. In the center of before entering pleasing to note that there are many wris, and placed hint in a cell. Parents may ar­ members of the old Democratic party the main room is a huge fireplace range for this by calling Mra. Inch The wife of the prisoner put up Dies at Gold Hill Lady Is Injured with comfortable chairs scattered at the county school auperinten- wtio refuse to longer betray t h e i r 'SIJcb a p|tHfu| plea that Marshal principles aud sell tUeip birthright Hedgpeth took pity on her and call- John C. Ingiing. one of the few The following clipping from a about. H«-re y«’ u will »11 In stirt of deut’a offlc Any high school pupils for a mess of pottage or any oth“ » «.d on R-corder Tex. who consented : remaining Cirll war veterans of newspaper published at Ceylon, courteous treatment whether you 1 who desire to talk over their regis- old thing. to come down and hold an emergen- | Southern Oregon, passed away at hts Minn., describes an injury suffered conte to buy or merely to enjoy thp|tration before tin- iqe ntng dot. will * * * j c.v court, even though it was then home in Cold Hill early Tuesday by the grandson of Mrs. C. G. Dun- beautiful new plant find Supt Jewett in his office «very can of this city. The family is well Walter W Abbey, president and day next week. If the Pr-sident should so far for-1 nearly 11 o'clock After hearing morning at jthe age of nearly 90 j manager, has a very attractive of- Mr. Ingiing was born in Michigan known here: get past history as to run for a third the evidenc? Recorder Tex imposed There are a number of textbook “ Clarence Duncan received several , flee. The assistant manager has his changes this year Grade gchol pupils H* enli»ted for term, we fear he is due for a very a fine of $10 upon Bibb for distnrb- October 22, 1847. rude awakening This country Iris ing the peace and a $15 fine for as-1 service in the Civil war in C'ompnuy cracked ribs last Thursday in an ac- . own office and other members ot will not I k - to any extra expense lie- been compelled to Pu’ UP with a 1°' saultlng an officer. Not having any j F. 12th regiment. Michigan infantry, cident on the Henry Schoper farm ¡'he force also have office spac*. cause of Ihese changes since th«* He came to Gold Hill in 1919 south of here. Clarence was driving About 35 men find employment her., texts are supplied by the district. In of nonsense in recaut years, but we money with which to pay the fine,! do not believe it is ready to s. t Bibb consented to leave his car as where his wife passed away in 192H. a bundle team and was rllmbtnu Paul Bailey Is manager of the car the high school the heavy burden of and where he had since resided. Mr. back on the wagon after going for department. aside all precedent and go in for an apegrity expense which would ordinarily b In January, 1932 Walter Abbey cattaed by the changes wll be greatly ever-continuing administration. In Upon being released. Bibb started Ingiing was the father of nine chil­ a drink. The horses started up and automobile firm lightened hy the rental system pro­ fact, nothing would please a lot of off toward the highway, but was dren. two of wlxmi. Charles and Ella, the lines fell from the upright on opened his first Surviving are M>- the forward part of the wagon. The handling the Nash line of cars. Now vided. All Cxthooks may be rent d us hard-shelled old timers more than still In a defiant mood and kept are deeceased. Myrtle Mills- boy reached to catch the lines, one the White and Indiana trucks and by the Jiupil at twenty-five cents • o i ave Mr. Itoom-vek tr y Just Htal shouHiig profane comments upon In» Mlllepaugh and ! the ctly and its officers. Marshal ; paugh of Portland; Alta VauEman. I foot touching and resting on the the Hardie Sprayers and other lines a semester. The average coat per stunt. • • * The of implements are sold her«' Hedgpeth instructed Officer Cum- Pasadena, Calif.; Jessie Akins. W »-i tongue of th. bundle wagon pupil for all bis books will not le* The old building formerly occu­ over two dollera. Changes have h en movement of the wagon jarred his for the state, verly. Edith Borneman. Gold Hut he gpd his ringmaster, Mr. niings to telephone Is undergoing a made in the biology text, home eco­ Farley, are up against a pretty hard police to take the fellow to th Hill: Harry R. Ingiing i f Medford .((UR <1 ot( pus »tiXiio) oi |4 111044 tiro; pied by the firm thorough renovation and will he nomics, world history, and alg -bu. fell toward the ground but managed and Arthur of Albany, N. Y. Also proposition to find a suitable 3ttccfs- county jail. There has been a steadily in­ sor among the dyed-in-the-wool New While the officers were phoning two sisters and one brother survlv to cling to the rack so that a fall us«‘d as a used car shop. Funeral services were held in th under the wagon was prevented. As creasing demand for shop work of Dealers Not that a lot of them do Bibb sneaked up an alley and slipped Mr and Mrs. Theodore Steinhoff some kind for the boys and a shop not fe;l themselves perfectly capable into his car, which was still on the I. O O. F. hall. Gold Hill this after­ he grabbid the lines and pulled hack and son of Hornick. Iowa, visited at course has been planned for this the horses stopped so suddenly that noon with Rev. Garland of Talent, of handling the boss's job Bn? to street, and started off Marshal make the voters overlook thMr past Hedgpeth commando red another officiating. Interment in Gold Hill he was caught between the rump of the E. C. Faber home over the week y ar. The workshop will be fitted They were old acquaintances up as near aa possible to duplicate foolishness is another story. «ar and gave chase, coming up tol«|m ctcry Conger funeral parlors one horse and the wagon and squee­ end « :.. M AA M rp,,1 * n shn Sfvn it / n »«.n n w-.n« -t I zed with the result as slat d above. in Iowa and were 'orm «r customers an ordinary home work shop situa­ Ihe fugitive near Tolo. HafilisInS Realizing 1 in charge of arrangeni nt*. He went to Rochester with his of Mr Faber at that time. They arc tion Every effort will be made to Darn it. why do all th» Interesting ihat the officers were closing up on | father and brothers on Saturday now visiting Mrs Cleveland at Butte make the course very practical and things have to happen while we are him. Bibb suddenly stop|>ed the car { $ U r e a U t o C h a n g e ) but owing to a feverish condition as Falls. Mr and Mrs. Steinhoff hop«' the projects will be worked out to out of town? Or at least hom lu and jumped out and ran Into th Pear Advertising Plan the result of his injury he whs un- to locate on the Coast, give training which will have a r al bed. That fight episode the other bushes. --------- able to give any of his blood for the carry-over into practical situations. night must have been a dandy. We A few minutes later the state Ratification of advertising plans 1 transnfslon given his sister, in which Very little If any power machinery would have enjoyed seeing Bert police arrived ou the scene and as- and new material for use in prontot- transufusion his father and brother will be initialled this y ar. chasing that fellow from the back slated in towing the car hack to He is coining Indications are that there will be door of the city hall to the a lley! Central Point, where it was look d ing pears was one of the muln ac gave their blood. The officers then re- , ootnplishments of the Pear Bureau along fine now and hopes that h--, a larger enrollment than last y ar CHURCH OK CHRIST fence and nabbing him just as he In a garage Clifton A. Phillips, cleared the top. And also we would turned to Tolo and after a short executive and advertising committees 1 will still be able to do considerabl , Mr and Mr*. Charles Gay of M--d Pastor like to have seen Bert slapping the [search found Bibb sound asleep In a' *h,' lr meeting In Portland last threshing before the fall Job is com- Approximately $55.«on pleted. Bible School, 10:00 a in.. Roland ford and niece Margaret Gay of Bea­ “ come-alongs” on the fellow T o 'h i s c a m p He was taken to Medford ^ was reported as being available from ’ ’Wesley Duncan and three ()f hts Hover, supt... A marked increase Is ttie w re guests at the Edward Farra say nothing of the ’ haymaker” and lodged In the county Jail. which land d on Bert's proboscis and I Monday morning Bibb was taken numbers' which is ;0„ a drove to Rochester Saturday expected. numbers commitments. home last Thursday afternoon started all the fun before Justice of the Peace Coleman *20.000 more than last season evening to visit their daughter and Communion and preaching 1J:«0 ' * . . . who. after hearing the entire story. ' A r t work and color drawings on sister. 111 at a hospital in that city. a m Special singing and a meaaag«- Mid we are looking forward to a lot ' imposed etill another fine of $10 'he new window display mater'al and They found the little girl somewhat to the church on ” Our Winter's S o w h a t ? — of fun when Dm starts carrying out and costs, making a total of $49.5« > a r cards were exhibited, and here improved with physicians holding W ork.” the mavor's orders to shut’ off the now against him He was released , »he Bureau departed from past prac- out more hopes that th? infection In Children's Church, 1 1 no a. in. cltv water from all persons who are „ „ promise to pay the fine .s soon . tlce of bright colors, changing to her foot, which took her to the hoa- Mr*. Phillips, minister. Your boy and in rttuning Frogs do not croak dellnquent In Ihe payment of water'as he could earn the money. His » « f ' ^ colors designed to attract (he pj „ i . wll| tint* he checked The girl are Invited. The Bible la her** water.— T. L. Haines. th- war ' car Is still being held here, pending women. Dctors now agree that Osteomylltls taught In child's language. rent. But to Judge from payment of the $25 fine. 1 A Pear Week poster which will which was causing the Infection was We overheard some of the Civic Senior, Junior and IntTmediate the money has been rolling in at th- ___________________ be displayed by all grocers during caused from an Injury received when C E. 7:00 p m Carl Hover I* In club ladies threatening to take ac­ city office, maybe thert won t be any the week prior to Thanksgiving, will her bicycle fell on her foot a week charge. tion about papers being allowed to dellnuueuti tMa month But we Mrs. McCarty t r Thanks ■ nunn^ . ,, , , 1 , ° 1 ” combine autumn colors of yellow and or so ago latest reports are that Evangelistic service H.ou p m We «blow all over town. Let's check and Her sermon on [see If we might be one of the guilty deride*the^pre^ent restrictions on the H e r Former F o r m e r Patrons P a t r o n s brown Since freah pears are av.il the drain tube was removed from the will present a chart on _________ Tuesday and altho hot "Where Are W e ! ' 1 Will answer the parties, --------- iable In a limited number of cities. wound _____ ___ use of city water for Irrigation, and Mrs. McCarty, who recently sold ^ canned pears also will be push' d packs are still being us*d there Is a questions: "'Will the Earth Soon Bel defy the authorltiea to stop , her h « * 1' Constabl - B« rt Hedgpeth getting her jntreBt intrest In In McCarty’s M cfa rtys Dress Dress I Shop^^ tbljl campa|yn- as hy combining! • continued Improvement shown Mr* Dissolved” and “ Is This Present from using the water whenever thev | ^ MFdford w,*he, to thank «h e lboth fr„ „ anme I- r- of Th** American for their Week can then be pushed natlonallv. laughter gt Rocheater all last week. of the water users as he deliver* d don T” patronage. w *t»r notices this past w*ek Canning interests will probably con- i , »me home with Mr. Duncan and Prayer andd Hlble study Wednes­ Su.h folks are not playing fair She states that while she feels it tribute to thia campaign, according | the boys on Sunday.” day at 7:45 p m Woodrow Phillips, with their neighbors And w to be for the best Intrest to accept Little Johnny Deuel buying sal­ to a preliminary survey. [ ------------------------- devotional leader and Mr*. J. N. hereby serve notice on the blamed I the offer she has received for the mon egg* In preparation for a hig Cornutt, Bible study l«-ad> r Mr* Nip & Sip Service IJits we will print their nam*'- e'*1' , plircba*p nf the ttore. she has enjoy- fishing trip when hi* grand'athev Cornutt will review th» book of T i­ . » ____ ______ « _ • » V . a hlltt'k llOf * I * . . . bo-- j P HaP New Owner on the front page with a bim k » " ' ,d b ,r dav« in the »tore r-ry nun h 1 W R E S T L IN G N E W S was going to take hint armga t h - tus. der if we catch them at I* Right | and hopes to continue the many . river that came clear up under hts Two new faces and one old will Mr. and Mrs W J. Moore of Har- Is right, and when th»re is a short i friendships made there. arm*. T H E F E D E R A T E D U R I IR T I appear on next week’s wrestling vard. Idaho, have purchased the age of water such a« *t present card, which will be moved back to |„a*e of the Nip * Sip Service station Rex. R. le s i» . l*»»tor. Vivienne Ross not being v> ry T _ 1 p i I i the Medford Armory, Promoter Mack from Mr and Mr*. Bartholomees proreni no one has a right to Uno- T o w n ie ild C l U D Phone iE I much pleased with a baby brother— Every one take notice All even- at first thinking a sister would he The Central Point Townsend clnb ew of the great Stanislaus Zbrszko. -ame ronsrlenrlnu* service the for : earlier, for the protection of th? town. (believe that a brother will be nl«'*r met last Thursday evening at th" former champion of the world, will mer owner* gave but do nol plan to; league* a* < 30 p m after all. Evening services 7:10 p m There are a lot of ns who are «ad- Coffee Shop with ahout fifty mem­ make hi* Drat southern Oregon ap- serve dinner* at the elation. How- Gorilla Gogi of «ver. they will »err« hamburgers and Prayer meeting 7:10 p. ni ly looking at onr dying lawns and ber* Insld* *nd a number ontside on pegrtnee, as will Health Is Priceless Buenos Aire*, a hairy monster who j coffee. | Rev. D. D Randall w»U h a v e rhsrg flowers and watching the work of the sidewalk Rev A M Wllliama gave the ad- |____w____ Q _____ _____ _ ___________ th» | Mrs. Moore is a slater of Mr ¡la rated one of th* dirtiest in th«-j Mr*. M«w>re I* a sister of Mr ,,f both morning and evening ser- year* going to the dogs by reason Two thousand horses have sleep­ of not having sufflc nt wat r to ke'-n I dress, talking on. re«overy and so- |a||# i^es Wolfe of Texas will als> ("harlea E. Clay, manager of Snider'» vices ing sickness In Minnesota R»v Williams was a ba on the card, returning after in • i r*-am»ry In Medford • hem alive But we believe the con cial aeciirity Mr and Mr* tterean dass paty wil b> at th* Fltty-flve In Jackson County the Church of aheeace of over a year dltlon is going to be remedied a s! former pa*or " f Moore plan io make this their prr- honte of Mrs. Roy Nichols Thursday Humans sometimes g»t diseases u|lard aa|d tha, h, ml){ht hold manenl h«w»H- soon as possible and w* can start a I t'hrlat here and is now aa evangel-j Hept. * Mrs Wyatl's rla*« t» < «*r- j from animal*. Hi. talk was much Maraka„ Car(er 0„ r fof morP )ora, ------------------------ over again with the assurance Mist 1 st preacher dially Invlted to rnm* j Clean premt*»* hclp preveni dls- matches Mr. and Mrs. J. O. Isaacson hav" Rev Julias Raplee of Ortnorn ease. it won't happen again At l»a«t th» enjoyed by all present — r»eerved a cabin al ih» Hotel Val- Mission will h» with n* Sept 12 an«i ( \ word to th wlse Is suffteten' patriotic citizen* and especially tho«« |,luK Harriett Powell of Medford I andra and expect to return here Prl- will s h " « pirtnr-s in th »v« ning » h o believe In Ihe Golden Rale ar» and do our best to Iw- patient y*t a , Esrs»-r* 1 Erwttgr«»w»-r« ll»wh going to abide with the regulations! while longer Is visiting at the Clem Flaley home ^ day. aervleet , (Ih pp-.it. luewrcdl