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About Ashland American. (Ashland, Jackson County, Or.) 1927-1927 | View Entire Issue (May 20, 1927)
' o u r COMIC SECTION Famous Last Words "Beware, my soil, beware!” "Stay a tray fro m P eterm an'a l It has killed yo u r w hole fa m ily!* ' * T y > N T w alk th ro u g h It. Don’t a u irll it. Don't touch it. Co h u n g ry fo r «lay» first.” S h e'» rig h t. P eterm a n 's Hoach Foot! ex term in ates e v ery roach in y o u r house. N othing ia left h u t a little d ry dust. Som e houaew ivra m ak e the m ia ta k e o f figh tin g co ckro ach es w ith a sp ra y . T lioae a re th e houses ro ach ca s t a y in. T h ey liv e down 1 m -h im l b aseb o ard s, u n d e r the floors. No ap ray ra n poaaihly re a c h th em , o r th e ir yo u n g , o r th e ir eg gs. O nly a p ow der can e x te rm i n ate th em . IV teru ian 'a Koaeii Food ia th e rig h t {lo ader. Ju s t one roach g ets a little p ow der on hia legs. Hack to Ilia neat he goes. He craw ls o ver th e o th ers and eggs. E very ro ach h e touches d ie» au d d isin te g ra te ». H err ia th e rig h t In secticide for each in se c t: PtTTT.KMAVfl RO ACH I'lH II» a v lr r m i- u a tr* r o r k r u a r lir « . PETERMAN'S ANT POOD ante. FLYOSAN Will» f lir « an ti m oftquitoea. PETERMAN'S DISCOVERY •mtoruai- n a ira b rilb iip a . PETE RM A N 'S MOTH FO OD p ro te c t« •gn iiikt n io th a. You m uni h ave a S|*ecifie in s e c t ic id e f o r e a c h i n s e c t . No sin g le in secticid e w ill e x te rm i n ate them a ll. W e k n o ic th at is tru e . e h a v e h a d n e a r ly 5 0 y e a r» ’ e x p erien ce. P e te r m a n 's futa th e r ig h t In secticid e f o r eu ch in- sect. On stile w herever d ru g s a r e so ld . 200 fifth A*«., N. Y. City MICK1E, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL A Mean Crack Im proved F lash ligh t Sheep and Goafs Engineers in the United States nrnty are experimenting with a batteryless flashlight which contains its own grti- erator. The motive power that runs the generator is supplied by u spring that winds up like a clock. A single winding will furnish a continuous light for three minutes. The Man (real a rtist)—Were they ail artistic people you met there? The Girl—Some of them were, but some were quite nice. S lig h tly Different G ra n u la ted e y e lid s , atlea. Inflam ed e y e » re lie v e d overnlK ht by R om an E ye B a laa m . One t r ia l co n v in ce !. 372 P e a rl S t., N. Y. A dv. Sudden Inspiration “And wtmt did your wife have to Mae—“Oh, Just tell him I’m not re say when you stood at the Pyramids?" ceiving today.” Jean —“But lie’s not “Wanted to know if I had locked delivering; he’s collecting." the kitchen door." SAY “ BAYER ASPIRIN” and INSIST! Unless you see the “Bayer Cross” on tablets you are not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for 25 years. DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART ! $ccfe^ Accept only “Bayer" package which contains proven directions. Handy “Bayer” boxes of 12 tablets Also bottles of 24 and 100—Druggists. Asrlrlo 1» the trsde mark of Bayer M anufacture of Monoacetlcacldt-ater of S a lic ylic acid Only One Result A pparently Not “Do you talk over tilings with your He—The man who murried Ethel wife?” "No; I’d get talked over, got a prize. She—What was It?- Life. sure.”—Boston Transcript. It Is probably a mlstnke to think Generally speaking, fathers nre glnd to have the prodlgnl son come hack, that one gets more out of life by go ing 60 miles :tn hour. ever. ONLY WHEN ON SHORE trie red headed aud belligerent prls- j oner. “Yer honor,” the latter explained, “the officer shouldn’t have t’rown ] temptation In me way by callin’ the riot squad.” — American Legion ! Weekly. BRING OUT THE ACID D iplom acy ghe—T can only be a— U e-P o n 't say It I It won't do. I have five sisters already and. to tell B ob—"Let me su m you, don't try the truch. they are not favorably dis Joe—"Why posed towards you. They think a to squeeze that girl.” match with you would be the mls- not?" Bob—"She’s a lemon, my boy.” Passenger—“Don't you find this te of my life. seafaring life full of perils?” Sailor ihe_O h, indeed! Hi show the His F ear "—“Yes, whenever I get on shore. :s ¡ W ell be married Just as soon Blackstone—That’s a wonderful lit I can get ready. tle daughter you have. She’s a faith ful likeness of your wife. C a n 'f A lw ay s Land Webster—Yes; and the way she’s C atty l “How Is It you couldn't get any Lois—Herbert gave me these flowers beginning to ask questions, fu i afraid business from that customer?" asked the boss d ruggist this morning—why are you looking at j she’ll soon develop Into a speaking likeness.'*—New Tork Central Lines “Couldn’t land him.” them so closely, dear? “Did you try to sell him tbs raaor Louise—Just looking to see If there Magazine. be was looking at?” are any ashes on Aem. “Yes. He said he couldn't shavs C ats Conversation Lot»—What do you mean? himself. I offered to shave him and Louise—Oh. nothing Only he gsv# Friendly German (to w aiter)—Wle ®ouldn*t even land that business." them to me yesterday morning and I gehts. W alter—One order of wheat cakes threw them in the Mb can. German—Neln, Dein I G ood P o in t W alter—Nine? Well, you certain Failure to have male children Is “You are charged with resisting er IT are hungry i—Forbes M agailu*. oos of the causes for divorce la China. n s t ." the Judge announced sternly to Oakland G. A . R. Veteran and Wife Regain Health Aged Couple, Suffering Acutely from Rheum atism , Neu ritis and Indigestion, Find Q uick and Perm anent R elief in T an lac an d P raise It H ighly “From the day I was fortunate enough to line ui> with Tanlac,” says Mr. Emil I-angnars, ex-cavalryman and retired customs official, “it has kept my health and strength up to highest standard.” Hitting in his comfortable home at 2219 107th Avenue, Oakland, Calif., Mr. Langhans told hnwTanlac had re built strength and vigor for himself a n d hischarming wife. “Tanlac worked wonders for my wife,” he said. “Hha suffered from high blood pressure, neuritis and general run-down condi tio n Tanlac relieved her. “Thad sciatic rheumatism —suffered for five years with i t —so that I could sleep but little, on account of the pain. Kidney trouble, indigestion and loss of appetite had reduced my strength to a low ebb. “Since taking Tanlac my health, as well as that of my wife, has been re markable. Though I am retired, I could resume my old work any time. Jio rheumatism —nor kidney troulds —ui past two years. I never nuss an opportunity to praise Tanlac.” Old and young, from coast to coast, unite in praising this famous remedy of nature. Made of roots, barks and her I*. according to theexcluwve Tan lac formula, it is an amazing tonio medicine. AU good druggists sell Tan • lac. Get a bottle today I Over 40 Bullion bottles sold.