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SAY ‘‘ BAYER ASPIRIN” and INSIST 1
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Colds
Headache
Neuritis
Lumbago
Pain
Neuralgia
Toothache
Rheumatism
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DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART
Accept only “ Bayer" package
which contains proven directions.
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Handv "B ayer” boxes of 12 tablets
Also Lotties of 24 and 100—D ruggists.
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trad* mark of B arer M anufactura of U onoarrttcacldaatar o f Sall.-TllcacUl
ounce bottle of Moone’s E m erald OH
(full stren g th ) and apply night and
m orning to th e sw ollen, enlarged
veins. Soon you w ill notice tljat they
a re grow ing sm aller and »he tre a t
m ent should he continued until th e
veins a re of norm al size.
So pene
tra tin g and pow erful Is E m erald OH
th a t even Piles a re quickly absorbed.
Your druggist sells lots of it.
If you o r any relntlve or friond-t Hre
w orried because of varicose veins, or
bunches, th e best advice th a t anyone
In this w orld cun give you is to attk
your dru g g ist for an orlglnul two-
A B eauty Shop in a Bottle
Not A ll Anim als A re
W isely Led by Instinct
Just to Be Plumb Ornery
Animal in stin ct Is not the Infullihle,
divinely ineplred uffulr th a t Is com
monly supposed, according to I>r. Wil
liam E. R itter. Many tim es Instinct
causes an anim al to do things in the
wrong place or a t th e w rong tim e or
else to repent an uct unnecessarily,
thus w asting energy. O ccasionally In
stinct, m isapplied In ’.his way, may
do the anim al actual harm .
An Instance of th e senseless re p e ti
tion due to Instinct may he found In
the woodpecker th a t p» cks fnr more
holes th an he ever tills and tills many
m ore th an he ever em pties.
T he sam e repetition of activ ity wus
dem onstrated by u young monkey. It
was literally fed up on p ean u ts at
the end of u visiting day, yet when
balked In an attem p t to reach them
put up n good fight, only to discard
the n u ts the m inute they w ere ob
tained.—H ygeia M agazine.
A C h e m i c a l M a n t e r p t o c e — i n t e r n a l a n d Ka*
t o r n a i T r e a t m e n t , R e j u v e n a t i o n o f t h e H k ln
a n d I ll o o d . M ont y H a c k O u n r a n t e * . W r i t e t o d a y .
t u i %
n r% rT Y
i . a h o r a t o h i k h
4141 M ia m i H a n k A T m - t M d c . . M ia m i. F l a .
P A R K E R ’S
H A IR B A L S A M
Remove« Dandruff Stops H air Falling
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B e a u ty to C r a y a n d F a d e d H a ir
tk)c and 11.00 a t Druggist«.
Hiitcux On-in
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HI NDERCORNS
N rn in v e t C orn«. C a l
lo u ses, e tc ., s to p s a ll p a in , e n s u r e s c o m fo rt tc th e
fe e t, m a k e s w alk in g e a s y , lftc by m a il o r a t D rug
g ists. illR oox C h em ica l W orks, P a u b ogue, N. Y.
A B K A U T I f P L C O M P L K X I O N fu r .in lr I 1 A
Ask j o u r d e a le r fo r K ll JflMOLA o r writ«»
D ept. W , C h ic ag o .
Dr. C. II. B erry Co.
W. N. U., PORTLAND, NO. 19-1927.
In efR en cy E fficiency
"I’m sorry, sir," she exclaim ed, "but
It’s In my co n tract.”
"H ave you been rending any books
oh efficiency?”
“ Yes, but I got so In terested in
them th a t I found they w ere Inter
fering w ith my reg u lar work."
A t o r p i d l iv e r p r e v e n t« p r o p e r fo o d a««1m11a-
tlo n . T o n e u p y o u r l i v e r w i t h W r i g h t ’« I n d i a n
V e g e t a b l e P ill« . S72 P e a r l 8 t„ N . Y. A d v .
T h e T h rill R esilien t
Anna—And how do you enjoy your
A W e ll-W ish e r
horseback riding?
M abel—So sorry to hear of your
Belle— W ell, It certainly keeps you
m otoring accident.
up In the open air.
J a c k —Oh, thanks. It’s nothing. I
expect fa> live through m any more.
For a F irm Basis
M abel—Oh, I hope n o t!
F red —How could we cem ent our
W hat Insolence should some day re friendship?
Mae— W ith n little concrete action.
veal th a t there are ghosts?
Q U IT E A B O O K W O R M
H o p ed fo r G ood L u c k
F ortune T eller—You are g<»ing on a
Journey and you will m eet w ith good
fortune.
Insured
M otorist
(e ag erly )—You
mean I will have an accident?
M O T H E R : - F le tc h e r 's
Castoria is especially pre
pared to relieve Infants in
arms arid Children all ages of
Constipation, Flatulency, Wind
Colic and Diarrhea; allaying
Feverishness arising therefrom, and, by regulating the Stomach
and Bowels, aids the assimilation of Food; giving natural sleep.
N o C o m eb a ck
H enry—T h ere Is one man who can
tnlV to my w ife w ithout being co n tra
dicted.
T ed—W ho?
H enry—T he d e n tis t
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Joties— "I never aaw auch a reader
—he fairly e ats up a book.” S m ith—
P o rta b le
“! ! • ’» q u ite c book worm I've h eard .”
S t P e te r—You can 't bring th at
thing In here.
I t W ill G row
R eporter—Say, the ty p ew riter peo
H o b a rt— I like Relle'a looks, Sh«\ ple told me th a t th a t m achine could
be carried anyw here I
h a s such a sh o rt u pper lip.
H orace— I t l l be long enough a fte r
sh e’s m arried.
N eeded
S ecreti
H ave— Now you know our secret
m ust be k ept a secret.
S a lly —Oh. yea. I'll tail everybody
that
Mrs. R lake— Why a re you taking
the b attery out o f the radio?
Blake— W e’re going for a ride in
the car.
W o r k e d B oth W a y t
Mrs. D unham — Baby cried his poor
W om an suffrage throughout the n a
tion is seven y e a rs old, and 1927 will lltt'e self to sleep last n ig h t
D u n h a m — Yes. snd he cried every
w itn ess th e se a tin g of 122 women In
body
else awake.
th e leg islatu res of th irty -fo u r states.
Wooden 8oldler—T h is Is fine.
I
could float on my hnck forev er w ith
out the slig h test e x e rtio n !
To avoid imitation*, always look for the »ignature of
Absolutely Harmless - No Opiates, Physicians everywhere recommend I t
C u t ic u r a
Heals Irritating Rashes
A M an o f V ision
“Yes,” said the oculist, ”he has a
curious afflictio n ; ev ery th in g he looks
a t he sees double.”
“Poor fellow. I suppose he had a
h ard tim e getting a Job.”
"N ot a t all. H e's makRig high
w ages reading m eters for th e gas com
pany."
K e e p in g H im A m u s e d
"Hey. operator, you gave me the
w rong num ber."
“t o u f line w as busy.”— LoulsvlIW
C ourier-Journal.
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Says Dangerous Varicose Veins
Can Be Reduced at Home
Rub G ently and U pw ardT ow ard
the H eart as Blood in Veins
Flow s T hat W ay.
THE FEATHERHEADS
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Don't «offer with rashea. rexetnaa or Irrita
tion« when Cuticura Soap and Ointment
will quickly relieve and heal. Bathe with
Cuticura Soap and hot water, dry and
anoint with Cuticura Ointment. Nothing
quicker or aafer than Cuticura Soap and
Ointment lor all akin troubles.
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