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About Ashland American. (Ashland, Jackson County, Or.) 1927-1927 | View Entire Issue (May 13, 1927)
f » OUR COMIC SECTION D Famous Last Words SAY ‘‘ BAYER ASPIRIN” and INSIST 1 J- • I 1 Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for t Colds Headache Neuritis Lumbago Pain Neuralgia Toothache Rheumatism * DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART Accept only “ Bayer" package which contains proven directions. $ LÌ Handv "B ayer” boxes of 12 tablets Also Lotties of 24 and 100—D ruggists. A avlrta is U m trad* mark of B arer M anufactura of U onoarrttcacldaatar o f Sall.-TllcacUl ounce bottle of Moone’s E m erald OH (full stren g th ) and apply night and m orning to th e sw ollen, enlarged veins. Soon you w ill notice tljat they a re grow ing sm aller and »he tre a t m ent should he continued until th e veins a re of norm al size. So pene tra tin g and pow erful Is E m erald OH th a t even Piles a re quickly absorbed. Your druggist sells lots of it. If you o r any relntlve or friond-t Hre w orried because of varicose veins, or bunches, th e best advice th a t anyone In this w orld cun give you is to attk your dru g g ist for an orlglnul two- A B eauty Shop in a Bottle Not A ll Anim als A re W isely Led by Instinct Just to Be Plumb Ornery Animal in stin ct Is not the Infullihle, divinely ineplred uffulr th a t Is com monly supposed, according to I>r. Wil liam E. R itter. Many tim es Instinct causes an anim al to do things in the wrong place or a t th e w rong tim e or else to repent an uct unnecessarily, thus w asting energy. O ccasionally In stinct, m isapplied In ’.his way, may do the anim al actual harm . An Instance of th e senseless re p e ti tion due to Instinct may he found In the woodpecker th a t p» cks fnr more holes th an he ever tills and tills many m ore th an he ever em pties. T he sam e repetition of activ ity wus dem onstrated by u young monkey. It was literally fed up on p ean u ts at the end of u visiting day, yet when balked In an attem p t to reach them put up n good fight, only to discard the n u ts the m inute they w ere ob tained.—H ygeia M agazine. A C h e m i c a l M a n t e r p t o c e — i n t e r n a l a n d Ka* t o r n a i T r e a t m e n t , R e j u v e n a t i o n o f t h e H k ln a n d I ll o o d . M ont y H a c k O u n r a n t e * . W r i t e t o d a y . t u i % n r% rT Y i . a h o r a t o h i k h 4141 M ia m i H a n k A T m - t M d c . . M ia m i. F l a . P A R K E R ’S H A IR B A L S A M Remove« Dandruff Stops H air Falling I | R e sto re« C o lo r a n d B e a u ty to C r a y a n d F a d e d H a ir tk)c and 11.00 a t Druggist«. Hiitcux On-in k» , F&tcnogue.N Y, HI NDERCORNS N rn in v e t C orn«. C a l lo u ses, e tc ., s to p s a ll p a in , e n s u r e s c o m fo rt tc th e fe e t, m a k e s w alk in g e a s y , lftc by m a il o r a t D rug g ists. illR oox C h em ica l W orks, P a u b ogue, N. Y. A B K A U T I f P L C O M P L K X I O N fu r .in lr I 1 A Ask j o u r d e a le r fo r K ll JflMOLA o r writ«» D ept. W , C h ic ag o . Dr. C. II. B erry Co. W. N. U., PORTLAND, NO. 19-1927. In efR en cy E fficiency "I’m sorry, sir," she exclaim ed, "but It’s In my co n tract.” "H ave you been rending any books oh efficiency?” “ Yes, but I got so In terested in them th a t I found they w ere Inter fering w ith my reg u lar work." A t o r p i d l iv e r p r e v e n t« p r o p e r fo o d a««1m11a- tlo n . T o n e u p y o u r l i v e r w i t h W r i g h t ’« I n d i a n V e g e t a b l e P ill« . S72 P e a r l 8 t„ N . Y. A d v . T h e T h rill R esilien t Anna—And how do you enjoy your A W e ll-W ish e r horseback riding? M abel—So sorry to hear of your Belle— W ell, It certainly keeps you m otoring accident. up In the open air. J a c k —Oh, thanks. It’s nothing. I expect fa> live through m any more. For a F irm Basis M abel—Oh, I hope n o t! F red —How could we cem ent our W hat Insolence should some day re friendship? Mae— W ith n little concrete action. veal th a t there are ghosts? Q U IT E A B O O K W O R M H o p ed fo r G ood L u c k F ortune T eller—You are g<»ing on a Journey and you will m eet w ith good fortune. Insured M otorist (e ag erly )—You mean I will have an accident? M O T H E R : - F le tc h e r 's Castoria is especially pre pared to relieve Infants in arms arid Children all ages of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic and Diarrhea; allaying Feverishness arising therefrom, and, by regulating the Stomach and Bowels, aids the assimilation of Food; giving natural sleep. N o C o m eb a ck H enry—T h ere Is one man who can tnlV to my w ife w ithout being co n tra dicted. T ed—W ho? H enry—T he d e n tis t i ■■■ Joties— "I never aaw auch a reader —he fairly e ats up a book.” S m ith— P o rta b le “! ! • ’» q u ite c book worm I've h eard .” S t P e te r—You can 't bring th at thing In here. I t W ill G row R eporter—Say, the ty p ew riter peo H o b a rt— I like Relle'a looks, Sh«\ ple told me th a t th a t m achine could be carried anyw here I h a s such a sh o rt u pper lip. H orace— I t l l be long enough a fte r sh e’s m arried. N eeded S ecreti H ave— Now you know our secret m ust be k ept a secret. S a lly —Oh. yea. I'll tail everybody that Mrs. R lake— Why a re you taking the b attery out o f the radio? Blake— W e’re going for a ride in the car. W o r k e d B oth W a y t Mrs. D unham — Baby cried his poor W om an suffrage throughout the n a tion is seven y e a rs old, and 1927 will lltt'e self to sleep last n ig h t D u n h a m — Yes. snd he cried every w itn ess th e se a tin g of 122 women In body else awake. th e leg islatu res of th irty -fo u r states. Wooden 8oldler—T h is Is fine. I could float on my hnck forev er w ith out the slig h test e x e rtio n ! To avoid imitation*, always look for the »ignature of Absolutely Harmless - No Opiates, Physicians everywhere recommend I t C u t ic u r a Heals Irritating Rashes A M an o f V ision “Yes,” said the oculist, ”he has a curious afflictio n ; ev ery th in g he looks a t he sees double.” “Poor fellow. I suppose he had a h ard tim e getting a Job.” "N ot a t all. H e's makRig high w ages reading m eters for th e gas com pany." K e e p in g H im A m u s e d "Hey. operator, you gave me the w rong num ber." “t o u f line w as busy.”— LoulsvlIW C ourier-Journal. I Says Dangerous Varicose Veins Can Be Reduced at Home Rub G ently and U pw ardT ow ard the H eart as Blood in Veins Flow s T hat W ay. THE FEATHERHEADS l| Don't «offer with rashea. rexetnaa or Irrita tion« when Cuticura Soap and Ointment will quickly relieve and heal. Bathe with Cuticura Soap and hot water, dry and anoint with Cuticura Ointment. Nothing quicker or aafer than Cuticura Soap and Ointment lor all akin troubles. 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