A O í l L . — , « A s h la n d A m e r ic a n An Independent W e e k ly Paper P u b lis h e d at A s h la n d , O regon (Successor to the C entral P oint A m erican) PAUL ROBINSON, E d ito r and P ublisher Office a t 374 E ast Main S treet BUSINESS AND NEW S PHONE 95 $ 2.00 One Year A d v e r tis i n g R a t e s G iv en on A p p lic a ti o n E ntered a t the P ostoffice a t A shland, Oregon, as Second Class M atter, under the Act of C ongress o f M arch 3, 1879 JACKSON C O U N T Y ’S W E E K L Y P A P E R M em ber S T A T E E D IT O R IA L A SSO C IA TIO N M em ber N A T IO N A L E D IT O R IA L A SSO C IA T IO N FRIDAY, MAY 13, 1927 E D IT O R IA L “ Ashland Grows Flows.” While Lithiu ‘O R E G O N ” T H E S T A T E M A G A ZIN E There is a new monthly m agazine Ashland granite should be known being published in Oregon. “ O regon” the world over. We have the granite in nam e and in spirit from cover to cover. The first issue appeared last Ashland golf fans are g ettin g in week from its publication office in Eugene, and all O regonians no t see­ practice. ing a copy have missed one of the ■ ------- - — —a----------------- most inspiring reading hours of their The Southern Pacific com pany is lives in Oregon. On the best o f book doing splendid publicity work for paper it presents in descriptive word Oregon. The S. P. Co., has ju s t pro­ and picture, facts and scenes of this duced a new map of Oregon, pocki wonder state. Ic is real Oregon size, containing splendid descriptions quality and one of the best publica­ of our entire state and its resour- tions, all for Oregon, yet attem pted. ecs, developm ent, topography, cli­ Among contributors in this is­ m ate and opportunities. This ocm- pany has also ju s t printed a beauti­ sue were G overnor I. L. P atterson, ful booklet on “ Oregon O utdoors” Edwin T. Hodge of the University calling it the “ Sum m erland Beau­ of O regon; Edwin Thom as Reed, tifu l.” The book will be distributed Oregon A griculture college; Irving all over the world and placed before E. Vining and Jean M. F. Dubois. The publication is so w orthy that millions o f eyes. It is a work of a rt, done in colors and nmong th e pic­ it would pay every O regonian to tured wonders, southern Oregon send to the Eugene office fo r a copy of “ Oregon— the state m aga­ comes in for a good share. zine,” and to fu rth e r gu arn tee the success of the venture the s ta ff in- Kchools and colleges todny, spend d u d e s A lbert Rebel as m anaging too much e ffo rt and time on nthlet- ed ito r and Edwin T. Reed of Corval- ics, sports, games, contests, yells, lis, C. T. B aker of M edford and E. new buildings and modern eo n v en -. Eugene Chadwick of Eugene, iences, and less tim e to real study and recitations. Too many societies FROM A N E W S P A P E R and night clubs. Too many e n te r­ STA N D PO IN T tainm ents. Too ninny organizations and “ gangs.” Too much traveling. The Dam question is g ettin g to The young bandits of Chicago, of the “ heated arg u m en t” stage in both boys and girls, are not coming Ashland. There is to be a special from the ignorant classes of the election Muy 81 to decide w hether slums any m ore— ra th e r from the to build or not to build. Both sides m odern play grounds furnished by of the question has followers am ong the liberal tax payers. And the city our best citizens. The Am erican is of Chicago is nearing bankruptcy published every week for all these today. ' citizens, fo r all these hom es-catering to news and fucts and conservative boosting for the town, w hether the The statem ent is frequently made hundreds of readers favor the dum th a t only the property ow ner is a or oppose it. T here are strong com­ tuxpayer, and th at, therefore, only m ittees working on both sides of the property owners should vote on im portant question now and any questions generally. L et’s see. The argum ents, facts, particulars, des­ m erchant pays a direct tax, but, criptions or suggestions th a t they such tax is a legitim ate item of cost choose to present to the voting of doing business, and, therefore, Public over their signature and under he passes it on to the consum er. The ‘paid advertisem ent” are certainly landlord pays a direct tax on his welcomed to the columns of this pa­ property, but, like the m erchant, per the next two issues. A page or such tax is a legitim ate charge item more for the next tw o issues if they and he pasess it on to the re n te r— want it: This is not a solicitation for the consum er. The public utilities— advertising; m erely a hint as to how- wnter, light, tran sp o rtatio n — pay papers make a living by selling ad ­ taxes, but they also pass the same vertising space, on to the consun er. Inasmuch ns the C o m m u n ic a tio n s . consum er cannot pass the* burden Any paper solicits com m unications fu rth e r along, be is in reality the taxpayer and the lawm akers so re c­ some under n “ public forum " col- ! are ognized this fact when they exem pt­ umn. These com m unications gladly run free over the w riters ed ownership of property from the qualifications of the voter save in signature and the editor is not re ­ sponsible for the w rite r’s opinions. a very few instances. He may agree or oppose but cheer­ fully accepts the belief that they If we were a “ hom eseeker” look­ may be right. ing for n real “ live” medium sized F o r th e P u b lic. town, where we knew th at “ push, All progressive new spapers con­ progress and pep” kept things mov­ tinually advocate im provem ents, ing and where business was good, b etter living conditions, and what we would surely investigate th at city the editor thinks is best fo r the m a­ of Myrtle Point, in Coos county. jority. The ed ito r's opinions are Oregon. Why? On account of the run editorially and no reliable, con- appearance of the town through the scienous. self-respecting editor ac­ columns of their home weekly paper cepts pay, bribes or courtesies for Southern Coos County American. his opinions regarding elections or The only thing wrong with the paper public service truths. is the long name for a head. Rut the The w ater question and dam ques- tow n’s activities are surely pictured ■ ion in Ashland, as we are inform ed, with its advertising columns. Some has been voted on. but through the day this sum m er we are going to eferendum the vote is called again drive to Myrtle Point ju st to see Mt a special election. We are not the town th at makes such a paper engineer enough to give much in- possible. W e have never been in '»rm ation about dam construction, Mrytle Point, but we know- it is needs or costs. We do know th at prosperous. It couldn’t he anything there is little danger of too much else but the big seven column, eight pure w ater. W ater sufficient fo r all page weekly carrying each week ime in dry or wet seasons, is abso­ over (10 per cent advertising— big lutely necessary. In case of a bad ads continually. Q uarter pages, half ire, there m ust be no scarcity of pages, full pages—nothing too good water. One big fire might cost more I«* the Myrtle Pointer*, than two dame, Health demands — — -------------------------- plenty of pure, fresh, cold, w ater. The appearance and attractiveness of a home and the lawns demand an abundance of water. Then th e question arises: Have BINGO Jr. we plenty of water fo r these p u r­ C o p y rig h t 1 9 2 7 -AU R ig h ts R eserved poses w ithout the dam. If so, don’t build a dam. If there is no doubt % about the convenience, the health T roubles are like fleas. Always — o and public safety of all our people o- thickest when least desired. S e n sib le a d v ic e f r o m a w o m a n at all times without the dam. Then, ha« s t a r t e d m a n y a m a n on th e let';: not build any dam. Dams cost — ( B B )— r ig h t t o a d a g a in . money. But money has no value as The lodge and the o ffice are still com pared to the necessities of life Ò the most p opular evening excuse. and happiness. Study the situation — ( B B )— from ooth sides. Forget all person­ — (B B )— P a rso n : “ My little man, can you alities and look to the in tere st of From now u n til F all, the moth Ashland. Be sure all rum ors and tell me where bad boys go when ball industry will be shut. down. they sm oke?” estim ates are true. Investigate, talk L ittle M an: “ Sure, Parson, come it over, find out. Then with every’ — ( B B )— on, we’se always go up dis alley.” citizen acting fare and with minds T h e B r o w n D e r b y is a w a r d ­ free fo r information there will be — ( B B )— e d to t h e m o t o r i s t w h o tbot no trouble in solving the question t h a t Z o n i t e w a s a t r a f f i c law. T here’s fifty million aw aiting the properly. Does Ashland w ater system man who invents an auto with a need th a t dam? We know all can be — ( B B )— convinced to the right answ er if our parking space attached. A F reshm an C h an t: “ Let me m inds are open and we study it over. — ( B B )— m easure y o u r I. Q. with a 4-foot We are free to 3tate th at the editor When you have a Mrs in the back yard stick.” of this paper is investigating the sit­ seat, th ere is usually a little miss — (B B )— uation thoroughly, and free to state in the engine. th a t we stand absolutely fo r progress T h e 3 g r e a t s e t m e n in Jew* in all things for mutual good and — ( B B )— i«h h is t o r y a r e H a r t , S c h a f f n e r benefit. We are liekwise against any a n d M a rx . Am bition is below p ar when move detrem ental to the best in ter­ hunger is on th e job. — (B B )— ests of the city. — ( B B )— -----------------o--------- L A bsent M in d e d C o n d u c to r : It may astonish the housekeepers C h a n g e S ox f o r P o d u n k v ille . Many men do not know how of this country to learn that most | lucky they really are when jilted at — ( B B )— T I Vil C A/10 I 1 V « I . . . . l n n # • A — A .1 , . fires occur in n homes and 1 A th L . at most the altar. A dinner is a place where a ten fires s ta rt in kitchens. The loss and — ( B B )— cent ham burger sandwich costs more dam age to homes in insured city dwellings am ount to ab out $65,- Latest L ibrary Booki “ Charge of than a gold brick. 000,000 a year, a very large per­ the Light B rigade," by th e Calfor- — ( B B )— centage being preventable. About nia-O regon Pow er company. A smoke screen can easly be made 15,000 persons are burned to death — ( B B )— with a five cent cigar. each y ear in the United States, a The only person free from trouble m ajority of the victims being wo­ — (B B )— is the one who doesn’t own an au to ­ men and children. Spare the spoiled child. He will An educational leaflet issued by mobile. meet his m ate on th e school grounds. the National Board of F ire U nder­ — ( B B )— w riters observes th at the num erous — ( B B )— The wise cracks we m ight have fatalities due to carelessness in R a v e rs n e v e r m a k e frie n d s handling of matches, gas, kerosene, said in class, but didn’t, have saved w ith r e d w h is k e rs . us many flunks. gasoline, electrical attachm ents and BINGO’S BUBBLES m num erous other articles, make it — ( B B )— — ( B BY— astonishing th at any sensible woman Love is n o t tru ste d when the The School of experience does would use kerosene’ or gasoline to not aw ard sheep skins. We are lucky purse strings are held by the man. accelerate a sluggish fire. if we g et away with all of our own — ( B B )— skin. A tea k ettle is never in tune, but — ( B B )— TO ALL H O L D E R S O F it sings all th e while. When a p ro f’s pet theory ex­ — (B B )— plodes, g reet him with a smile for We wouldn’t mind w rong numbers a t least a month. NOTICE OF REDEMPTION once in a while, if we knew th at the — ( B B ) o perator really m ade a mistake. A ll o u ts ta n d in g S eco n d L ib e rty T,nan 4 Look a t the m ountain of success, p e r c e n t b o n d s of 1927-42 (S eco n d 4’») — (B B )— then build y o u r education trail lead­ a n d a ll o u ts ta n d in g S econd L ib e rty Loan C o n v e rte d 4 '« p e r c e n t b o n d s of 1927-42 ing to it. O n a f is h in g t r i p , t h e m os­ (S e co n d 4 *4’«) a r e called fo r re d e m p tio n SECOND LIBERTY LOAN BONDS o n N o v e m b e r 15, 1927, p u r s u a n t to th e te r m s of th e ir iss u e . I n te r e s t on a ll S eco n d 4 's an d S eco n d 4 * 4 ’* will c e a s e o n sa id » ed em p tio n d a te . N o v em b er 15, 1927. H o ld e rs o f S econd 4 's an d S eeond 4 '« ’* will be e n title d to h a v e th e bond« red eem ed a n d paid a t p a r on N o v e m b e r 15, 1927 S u ch h o ld e rs m ay . h o w ev er. In a d v a n c e o f N o v e m b e r 15, 1927. be o ffered th e p riv ile g e of e x c h a n g in g all o r p a r t o f t h e i r b o n d s f o r o th e r in te r e e t- bew ring o b lig a tio n s o f t h e U n ited S ta te s . H o ld e rs w h o d e s ire to a v a il th e m se lv e s of t h e e x c h a n g e p riv ile g e , if and w hen a n n o u n c e d , sh o u ld r e q u e s t th e ir b an k o r t r u s t co m p an y to n o tify th em w hen in fo rm a tio n re g a r d in g th e ex ch a n g e o ffe r­ in g is receiv ed . F u r t h e r in fo rm a tio n m a y b e o b ta in e d fro m a n y F e d e ra l R e se rv e B e n t o r b ra n c h , o r fro m th e C o m m is sio n e r of th e P u b lic D e b t. T re a s u r y D e p a rtm e n t, W a s h in g to n . A. W. M ELLON , Secretary of the Treasury. W ashington, May 9, 1927. Thousands of New Words spell«,!, pronounced, and defined in WEBSTER’S NEW INTERNATIONAL DICTIONARY T h e " S y r r a n » A u th o r ity " H »re a r t a fe w t a m p l t i : Red Star capital ship mystery ship irredenta . Eathonia American Legion Bice Croaa girl scout airport cyp*f Cry-tal detector •*FP*° supei heterodyne ahoneen _ hot pursuit Air Council mud gun & P. boat ■«rial cascade / « tAi« a fo re h aw s f informe r sort ing you Pages «OOO l.luo- 2700 W tratmas 4 0 7 .0 0 0 Words aad CaaAteor sad Biographic a] Diatfoaary C e f thm S e a r — (B B )— Lookin’ over the casualty list on Monday m orning, one reflects on Hick tow n p o stm asters can us­ th a t fam ous crack: “ The weakest ually gusess the co n ten ts of weekly p a rt on an autom obile is the n u t at love letters. th e wheel.” and th a t’z tru th ! — ( B B )— — (B B )— Because a man habitually putz the key in the door a t fo u r A. M. Don’t think he is a m ilkm an— may­ be he is a clubm an or a duckhunter — (B B )— »-Writ« for a .a m p le ra g # of th e N o w tVnrx/m, arecim ea of Regular a a d India Papers, M t u . G .& C. M E R R IA M C O . Spnngffeld, M e . a . U .& A . T h e s h o t g u n o f e x p e r ie n c e explode« o n ly o n c e . — (B B )— The height o f disappointm ent: A $1 package of dull razo r blades. — ( B B )— AH hail to Lydia Pinkham , she’s A man has m ore patience with a facto r in th e human race, She made some vegetable compound, °tatic than he has with his kids. and now all the paper’s publish her — (B B )— face. Verse. Two will appear in vo- —0 ume Two. W atch fo r it I o- — (B F a llin g in lo v e coete n o th in g . I t ’s th e u p k e e p a f t e r y o u w ake up t h a t m a k e s a slave. B )— Speakin’ of letters, th a t gent sure did know his own h at when he sed: “ Hell hath no fu ry fo r the man whose love letters have been read in c o u r t ” — ( B B )— (» — ( B B )— Religion and politics m ake more enemies than the divorce courts. — (B B )— Has It ever occured to you? W ait A revival m eeting is je s ’ like a three hours fo r thy m erry dame to hoe hive. Everybody buzzes at the call, then disgustingly hop into the same time. bath tu b —and ZING she goes. Some wimmin sure has m ental — ( B B )— Photography in th eir bonnets! — ( B B )— G ood j u d g m e n t ia o v e r r u l e d w h en t a s t e d e c id e s t h e q u a l ity o f th e food. W rites Mr«. Liamia McNutt. D ear Mr. Bingo: — ( B l )— 1 thinks I has my Hecto: all to Loss of sleep will cause a working m yself but a strange won an has been hanging around his o ff ce door man more g rief th an the job is worth recently. What shall I dew? Yrs ft — ( B B )— Resp. Lis M cN utt To arouse curiosity in the neigh­ Answer— Calm yourself Lizzie ft borhood, leave th e cu rtain s up and wait for developm ents. Maybe Hec­ the lights on when you go out for to r is playing a good joke on you. the evening. — ( B B )— PWaeae q u i t o ’s a l w a y s g a t a b ita . — ( B B )— — (B B )— M artky B roadcast.; M hat has become of the old fash­ A cocked derby hat ft a big smile ioned coffee cup with the m ustache usually m eans a hip flazh. guard? - < » » > - — (B • )— »UU Aigz ain’t the only thing« J tk a t run wi.-a »panati. A dag it oftea »^•a a husband. fad h a t t e r