Í; I 4 Sex L o yalty OUR COMIC SECTION 0 Our Pet Peeve L f The Real News MICK1E, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL h m m \ PtEWTf o«= -m e <5000 oi' bread m * butter . KlEViff ITEMS IWJ TH IS ISSUE, B U T HOME VI nM M i 4 1& gU S«0 6 A U C E OU 'E M . SUCK AS T U ' BU* B A TTU E a t ED W H ITTLE HOM E BECUX EO SHOWED TO O M UCH EUYHUClASM IM MlS LOVE « e e u E W ITH M RS. D o U V B LOUPE A T TW ' HOME TAUEVÍT SHOW » MO t H IU ' IU T U ' W RITE-UP ABOUT IT „ -me ADD THEM “TUERe VUUZ. TH' FlRE AT HtCroR PLUtJKS. AARS. PLUUK. DASHED OUT WITHOUT HER MAKE-UP, TU' FIRST TIME IM TWlKTT VEARS, AMD MOBODS KklEVJ HER e. OUR REPORTER B/EM THoCOfTT SHE WAIT A GUEST AMO TRIED Tt> GET HER. MA ME FOR HlS'.S'rORV TWO HOMES MADE HAPPY Advocates of women’s rights are j always delighted with every Indica­ tion of co-operation among the sex j and every Incident that shows the sympathy of one wotflau for the prob­ lems of another. A few evenings ago Mr. R. came By Women Who Used Lydia home and found that his wife was not E. Pinkham’s Vegetable there. He called to the colo reef servant Compound. girl, who was washing the dinner dishes In the kitchen and asked her “I have taken I.ydla F. Plnkhnm’a \ egetable Compound nnd I think It where Mrs. It. had gone. Is the most won­ “Don’t you know where your wife d e r f u l medicine Is gone at?" came the unexpected re- i I ever tried,” is ply. "I heerd her tell you at the the s t a t e m e n t supper table where she was goln’. made by Mrs. and If you cnln’t remember what she Goldie siinup of done told you, I ain’t goln’ t’ tell St. Joseph. Illi­ you."—Indlnnapolis News. nois. She de­ clares that after Conx’ tpn tlon g e n e ra lly In d icate« d iso rd ered taking the Com­ sto m a ch , liv e r an d bow els. W rttfh t’a In dian pound she Is In V e g e ta b le P ills resto re r e g u la r it y w ith o u t g rip in g . 372 P e a rl St.. N. Y. A dv. better health than before. River Being H arnessed Mrs. .T. Rtorms The Isnrgo river, In Italy, Is being of 20 Lane Street, Paterson, N. J., taken from its bed near Brassunone w rites: “I cannot spenk too highly and carried through a tunnel to with­ of your medicine nnd I recommend in two miles of Bolzano, where It will It to all my friends.” These statements were tnken from he dropped 700 feet. The new electric two enthusiastic letters which tell station there will generate 220.000 of the help thnt has been received horsepower, nnd its current will light from using the Vegetable Compound. the country ns far south ns Florence, Both Mrs. Shonn nnd Mrs. Storms .KtO ndles away. Two subsidiary sta­ were In n run down condition which tions in Interal valleys also will be caused them much unhappiness. constructed nmf the total howepower When women are suffering from of the district will he 31.1.000, or three- lack of strength nnd from wenkness, fifths of all the estimated hydro-elec­ their own life nnd thnt of tlmlr fam­ ily Is affected. When they feel well tric potentialities of Scotland. nnd strong nnd are able to do their housework easily, happy homes are Bell-Ans R eally Sure Relief the result. Are von on the Sunlit Rond to Thousands of Testimonials From Doc­ Better Health? tors, Nurses and Dentists Say So. For correcting over-acidity nnd quickly relieving belching, gas, slck- headache, henrtburn, nausea, bilious­ ness and other digestive disorders, BELL-ANS has been proved of great value fur the pnst thirty years. Not a laxative but a tested Sure Relief for Indigestion. Perfectly harmless and pleasant to take. 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A B B O T T ’S IONS Magnetic Health Belt Send for Booklets and Testim oniata FREE F a c to r y 2 11 B r o a d w a y • P o r tla n d , O re. S C H O O L F O R M EN Trmiaiac I BUSINESS. TRADES or PROFESSIONS fiend fo r lite r a t u r e OREGON IN S T IT U T E OF TEC H N O LO G Y Y . ftl.C. A. Itllth of a tree growing In the Island of Formosa. The stem of the tree is cut Into certain lengths and the pith pushed out. Then the latter Is very skillfully cut Into a kind of very thin spiral, which Is afterwards flattened out The pa|>er made from rice straw la much coarser and more uneven. and V itality, Finds Long-Sought Relief. Strength Restored. P raises T an lac. Ancient H istory “Can you help me with my arith­ Bill—“Didn’t he use to have a per She—“The farmer seemed rulhe* metic lesson, daddy? The first prob­ nam e?' Dill—“Y'es, but dropped l: afraid of his milkmaid.” He—“Yea; lem Is: ‘A carpenter was paid $3 a when the governor pardoned him.” he said she could cow any man.” day and’ ”— “That sounds more like ancient his­ tory than arithmetic."—The Outlook H as E verything A rran ged A Run foe Hie M oney “What’s that electrlclal device you Hunter—Have I purchased every­ ; have on your folding bed?” thing I can possibly need to Insure Proof “That rings an alarm bell whenever a successful bear hunt? J e a n — Mae Is at least twenty-live. Salesman—Y'ou may want a pair of j —she never told you. did she? ' the bed doubles up." “Where’s the bell T* running shoes, a road map, and a book Jean—Not exactly, but she said a “At the undertaker’*." of bear tales.—Good Hardware. girl shouldn’t marry before she’s twen ty-slx. M isunderstood Was So W eak Could Scarcely Use Arms or Legs. Sacra» tnento Resident a Victim of “Flu,” Loses Weight S lig h tly M ixed T o n need rest. What Is your occu­ Enough P ractice He—Is your cousin progressive or pation T” Doctor—Ha* e ~you had any experi­ conservative? “I work In a chain store, doctor." She—It’s hard to say. she wears nursing? “A chain store? Handling Iron Is ence Nurse—Oh. yes. My three brothers last year’s style, drives this year’s too heavy work for a man of your car and lives on next year's lr. corns own a large speed car. light build. Leave." Pioneer blood flows in the veins of Frank Rikert, Box 1035, It. R. 10, Sacramento, Calif., a prominentstock- m ai * ho trekked over the rough, baz­ ar'! "¡a traits from Illinois in the early sixties. But even his brawn, muscle and splendid health broke under the ■train of modem living. “Flu” left its mark nnd threaten**! his life. “ i didn't care whether I lived or died, I felt so badly.” said Mr. Rikert, "when I began taking Tanlac. My Strength had vanished, sapped by the 'Flu. My amis and legs were so weak that they were almost useless. I couldn't even turn over in bed with­ out help, so Completely undermined was my strength and vitality. “( He night my wife saw the Tanlac ad V' rtisement in the paper and urged me to try it. I bought a bottle and started taking it, and I felt better right off. In a few weeks I was able to do all mv work. Not only did my weakness disappear, but I actually gamed twenty pounds, and I have felt fine ever sinee. “Y'es, sir, I firmly believe that Tan- lac saved my life. Naturally, I’m so enthusiastic about Tanlac f am tell­ ing all my friends it’e s great medicine h -J j 1 .1 C F t llf A ue O O U by BroiJwar and Sainton Planting and raising trees for fu­ ture generations are one of the activi­ ties of electric power companies of* which few people hear. A single com­ pany In northern New York state There were hut two famous flies: planted 4.nu».ono trees between l!»14 The one that got in the ointment and and l!*2fl nnd expects to make the to­ tal 10.000,000 by 1030. the egotistic one on the wheel. COULD COW ANY MAN l Southing, hexling. WALL A RUCHF.L M o to rcycle & S u p p ly Co. Money Back Says Your Druggist Third St. Taylor Sta. - Portland, Ore, if Moone’s Emerald Oil Doesn’t H a rle y D avid »on A g en ts. New a n d p un xan - teed used m o to rc yc le ». T e rm » to s u it. F a c to ry Do Away With A ll Soreness eq u ip p ed »ho p in co n n ectio n . and Pain in 24 Hours. Get a bottle of Moone’s Einernld Oil with the understanding that if it does not put an end to the pain and soreness and do away with the corn Itself your money will be promptly returned. Don’t worry about how long you’ve had It or how many other prepnra- ’Ions you have trled. This power- f ill penetrating oil Is one prepara- tlon that will help to make your painful aching feet so healthy and free from corn and bunion troubles lhat you’ll be able to go anywhere ind do anything In absolute feet comfort. So marvelously powerful Is Moone’s Emerald Oil that thousands have found It gives wonderful results In the treatment of dangerous swollen or varicose veins. Your druggist Is sell­ ing lots of It. T j I and TU praise it as long as I live." Tanlac helps conquer ailments and builds upstrength in famished hodieSL 11 lienishes pm n and f recs t he system of pobo i ra' isc< 11 ivconsti pat ion and si i lg- gish liver. It is Nature’s own remedy mad.» from roots, berks and herbs ac­ cording to the famous Tanlac formula. Begin taking Tanlac and er.ioy the henefitsof strength andgolden health. The first bottle usually nnng* result# that will surprise you. Ask your drug- ist for Tanlac—today I Over 40 mu> net Lon bottles sold. li Í