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PAUL ROBINSON, E ditor and Publisher_____________
A d vertisin g R ates Given on A pplication
E ntered a t the P ostoffice at Ashlan d, Oregon, as Second Class M atter,
under the Act of C o n f e s s of March 3, 1879
C O U N T Y ’S
WEEKLY
BINGO’S BUBBLES
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m ent which le d to setting aside
M o t h e r ’s Da;. - n
- *n«*rally known I
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atte n tion in
view of the increasing observance of
it.
Investigation shows th at Miss
BINGO Jr.
Anna Jarv is
of Philadelphia in
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1908 made the first step tow ard
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M other's Day, when asked th a t the
church in the little Virginia town,
It a in ’t th e n um ber of blocks in a
W hen opportunity knock* at
where her m other had been a lead­
load
th a t counts, it’s the size of ’em.
the door, *ome men are in the
ing spirit, hold a service in her mem­
Bath
Tub
o
f
Detpair.
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ory. A little later the Philadelphia
churches are found to have been
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Sign on a Farm Gate: “ Beware.
generally observing one Sunday in
Our
dog ea ts an y th in g with two
A garage in the backyard is in
May as M other’s Day, and the plan
legs.
This
m eans yo u .”
grew to culm ination in N ational the m ajority of cases accompanied
by a m ortgage on the contents.
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P A P E R
M em ber S T A T E E D IT O R IA L A S S O C IA T IO N
Member N A T I O N A L E D IT O R IA L A SS O C IA T IO N
Various English customs act as
a precendent for the idea of Mo­
th e r’s Day. In the days when young
men and girls were bound out as
apprentiecs or maids the fourth Sun­
day in Lent was set aside as a day
when they might retu rn to their
D E L IV E R IN G TH E GOODS
parents.
Still earlier the idea is
found in Rome, when on the same
The english language as spoken in fo u rth Sunday, gifts were annually
the U nited S tates, is very expressive brought to the Mother Church. Even
When you hear it said th a t someone the pagans had their idealization of
: is “ delivering the goods,” immed-
m otherhood, expressed in the wor­
' iately you understand the m eaning
ship of a supper-goddess known as
the phrase conveys, though straight-
Rhea, the great mother of the gods.
laced gram m arians may call it slang.
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When you read an advertisem ent,
An
industrial
city
brags
of the
you have good reason to believe th at |
fact
and
it
caters
to
those
industries
the man or firm whose nam e is
signed to it is “ delivering the goods” th at bring so much trade to the re ­
Aside from any consideration of tail establishm ents. An agriculture
honesty, it is a law of self-preser­ city brags on it’s rich farm ing com­
vation th at the advertiser has to m unity and realizes many cash dol­
lars from the farm ers who p atro n ­
make good.
ize the retail establishments. This
This is the reason for placing im­
must be tru e the world over or th at
plicit faith in the advertisem ents.
city will never be popular with the
They not only tell you what and
class of citizens supporting it. A
where to buy, but they o ffe r an ad ­
city cannot live within itself. If it
ditional g uarantee th at the m er­
is surrounded with rich dairies and
chandise will be as represented. No
poultry ranches it m ust cater to
m erchant can follow any other 1
these dairym en and poultrym en, as
policy and succeed.
th at city needs the trade of its su r­
No one should have any hesitancy rounding territo ry . The city trade
about buying from advertisers. Ad­ alone is not sufficient, and the idea
vertised products are b e tte r products alone is rediculous, th at a city can
for the money. The dealer invites depend upon those within its gates
com parison and he has to “ deliver alone. Ashland, like all other cities
the goods.”
needs and w ants the trad e and
Business concerns which have a friendship of its surrounding te rri­
worth-while m erchandise or service, tory.
It w ants them to make this
appeal to intelligent men and women th eir city, to enjoy our schools,
through the new spaper advertising churches, park.
camp and
play
columns.
grounds. And Ashland invites them
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all. It is possible th a t Ashland is
BR OD IE C A LLS
lacking in some respects in the invi­
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tation or the inducem ents. If such
The w orst disappointm ent to be­
is the case it should be inform ed.
fall us fo r m any days is the fact
The best way fo r the knowledge to
th at while we were absent from our
lie gained by all concerned is occa­
office for nn hour, we had an hon­
sional com m unity m eetings, business
orable caller who we would have
and pleasure gatherings. A general
liked very well to visit with. E. E.
com m ercial m eet of farm er and
Brodie, ed ito r of the M orning E n­
townsm an.
T alking over business
terprise at Oregon City, visited
problem s o ften m ake those problem s
Ashland last S aturday and left his
easily solved. Co-operation and an
card on our desk. Being a personal
outw ard display of willingness to
friend of E ditor Brodie, and not
help, on both sides, is a m ighty good
h arin g seen him for some months,
idea for any city and com m unity.
makes the disappointm ent g reater.
In some states an«! some cities we
E ditor Brodie is a friend of all Ore- |
see where annual dinners, celebra­
gon editors. F or several years he
tions and com m unity rallies are held.
was U. S. m inister to Siam, but en­
Not a bad idea a t all.
joys his Oregon City home nnd the
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friendship of O regonian’s much b et­
S alem -W ork begins on athletic
ter.
He is past president of the stadium at Leslie ju n io r high school
S tate Editorial association, nnd past
president of the N ational E ditorial
Klamath
F alls-K lam ath
Ice &
a ocintion. Mr. Brodie travels con­ Storage plant to be doubled to capa­
city.
siderable during the year, but stays
w‘‘ll within the domain o f his own
T illam ook-B ig new veneer plar
state. We have heard Mr. Brodie’s to be ready to run by Ju n e 1.
nam e m entioned as one who would
m ake a splendid governor of O re­
gon— but we have never heard Mr.
Brodie mention the subject one way
or the other.
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W hen a man ain ’t working,
hi* overall* get *hiny in only
one »pot.
If a cold s e ttle s in the weak-
e*t part of the body, the heed
and the back get m ore than
their »hare.
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FRIDAY. MAY 6. 1927
E D IT O R I A I.
A city and com m unity can pro­
gress, advance and prosper, or it can
go backward, loose in tere st and die
down. The unity ofthe citizens is
essential to progress, co-opera* ion
is necessary fo r success. Optomism
is needed if business stim ulant is
desired. The minds of the business
men should work in nccord fo r big­
g er and b e tte r things. The best in­
te re st of a city should be talked
over in friendly, well-m eaning town
building lines. Get the general sen ti­
m ent favorable fo r good tim es and
prosperity will follow.
A general
mnss m eeting and get-to g eth er m eet­
ing called with a fellow
feeling
spirit prevalent som etim es accom ­
plishes much. All get the idea of
advancem ent and each u nderstand­
ing the o th er— then with the d eter­
m ination of “ P ep,” “ Go.” A double
injection of
“ pep”
adm inistered
with cheerful doses will accomplish
wonders. Think prosperity, talk b et­
te r times, work fo r the city, boost
and not whine. Believe, act, and re ­
ceive. Ashland is headed for a re ­
vival of good times. You can’t stop
it.
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Modern parents are much to blame
for the present disregard for law or
authority of any kind. The old time
p aren t probably was a little too
strict in the home discipline, but
his children grew up with a full
knowledge of parental authority, and
also with a respect for the authority
of the governm ent in which they
lived. The modern parent as a rule is
lax and in many instances he has no
centred over his children even when
they are small. They begin th eir lives
by having their own way about every
little thing, and soon they reach the
point where they pay no atten tio n
w hatever to the wishes of the parents.
The time to begin training a child to
respect your authority is in th e ir in­
fancy. The child who is not obedient
to the laws of his parents will not be
obedient to the laws of his country
when he arrives at m aturity.
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TH EY
USE
NEW SPAPERS
Public U tilities in the U nited
S tates invested $25,000,000 in new s­
paper advertising alone in 1925.
This is 70 per cent of the to ta l of
utility
advertising
appropriations
fo r the year.
TH E
HENS
RESPOND
Eighty-five cents worth of elec­
tricity, used to get the hens up early
and set them to work, increased the
profits from one chicken pen $9.05
in two m onths, according to the
m anager of a poultry farm in Kan­
sas.
The experim ent was made with two
pens, one of which was below the
other in ra te of egg produetion.
When electric lights were used, the
hens in the pen th at had lagged in
production caught up with and pas­
se«! the production of the other pen.
At the end of «dght weeks the lighteii
pen had pro«luced 1,158 e g g s as
against 905 eggs laid in the pen
w ithout lights.
There was a d iffe re n c e of tw enty-
one dozen eggs in the two pens,
which m eant a gain in re v e n u e of
$10.50 with eggs selling at fif ty
cents a dozen.
Electrical en«Tgy
consum ed in lighting the pen am ount
ed to eight and one half kilowatt-
hours which cost eighty-five cents.
The difference between cost and in­
creased income was $9.05 which
represented the gain from the use
of electricity.
OBSERVANCE
OF
MOTHERS
D A Y OF A N C IE N T OR IGIN
Sunday, May 8. is this y e a r desig­
nate«! as M other’s Day. This will be
the 13th year of official observation
the second Sunday in May having
been set asi«le as M other’s Day by
an act of C«»ngress signed in 1914
by Woodrow Wilson. In it provision
was made for display of flags on
public buildings, as well as the e x ­
pression «>f individual trib u te to mo­
therhood.
That the i«lea was a welcome on«'
has been proved by the rapid growth
of cerem onies in connection with
the day. Church services on M other’s
Day are now almost univesally a r ­
ranged with the day in mind, and
other custom s of the day art* sp rin g ­
ing up. A white carnation is the ac-
«•epte«l fl«>w«-r to be worn in m em ­
ory of one s m other, and the sending
to m others of specially designe«l
greeting cards noting the day is
an o th er simple method of expressing
appreciation which has m et with
approval.
The actual origin n f the move- j
WEBSTER’S
NEW INTERNATIONAL
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- T H E M ERR1AM W EBSTER
A w aterm elon can easily bring
Some ru ral whiskers look as if
the owners are going to stu ff a m at­ back fond m em ories of buck shot
and rock salt.
tress.
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Plea»e toot the b u gle for
Podunku* Wrot;
The train travelled f a tte r than
Podunku* Thought.
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If you d o n ’t *ee a di»h towel
in the kitchen, you can bet that
the di*he* dry them telve*.
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A com plication of diseases follow
It takes a man th a t can stretch a man a fte r the sp ring spading is
the tru th to make a good auto sales­ com pleted.
man.
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A u t o ’* are
increasing
by
leap* and jump*. 1 »urvived the
*ame way thi* m orning when
e r o d i n g the »tree!.
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If it ha* 14 kids in the back »eat
A dog and a bird c a g e on one
side,
And a baby b u g g y on the rear;
You can b et you r last dollar
that it ’s a Ford.
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Even preachers are tem pted to
swear when a player piano chants
On Sunday, m any Ford drivers
at 2 A. M.
get a sermon from the back seat.
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Many
te a
broadcast for
To the fi*h.
tick
traveler*
the f ir it time.
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Soap and W a ter will change
the color o f m any neck*.
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When a young hopeful w ants to
The N e w
R estau ran t S o l o :
smoke, give him a w h iff from an
“ Change shirts for the soup chorus.”
old pipe. I t ’s the cheapest cure in
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the world and the most effective.
A tu ip en d e r button i* o fte n
worth it* weight in pure gold.
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Good Judge* are n e v er a f ­
fec te d by tear* or the w eather.
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A*t U n forgiviab le Sin: P roprietor
“ W hat will you have this morning,
A cup of coffee a t m idnight is
Mrs. S m ith?” Mrs. Sm ith: “ Please a good drink fo r a night horse.
let me see your underw ear.”
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Correct this m istake: “ The trom ­
"How would bone solo from the soup chorus was
you like to see your Prof, in this charm ingly received.”
for $1.98.”
Local
A dvertising:
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She had Pullman teeth : One up­
per and one lower.
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M hat would you call a person th at
told you, Bridge could be m astered
in one evening?
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G ettin g back
to
childhood
day* rem em ber this son g: “ You
c a n ’t drive a nail with a sponge,
no m atter how m uch you soak
it ! ”
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Instead of using a k n ife a t the
table, why not pick up th e fork in
Headline: “ Woman discovers fire the road?
in her shingles.” A nother bobbed
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hair m ystery solved.
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The house and lizzie always get
a Spring cleaning.
With a w ooden leg it is easy
to keep socks up with a thumb
tack.
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^ ears ago we m ight have be­
“ T here’s been a terrib le wreck at lieved th at a pair o f balloon pants
sea, M arthy," said the old man as was either an heirloom or an a n ­
he looked at the news pictures up tique.
side down.
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People ride around in antiques ns
well as buying a few for th eir p ar­
lor.
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A woman never argue* at a
Bargain Sale. She b a ttle s !
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B )—
P atti De Foi G ras’ latest sensa­
tion: “ Did she fall o r was she
Em ployment M anager (question­ pushed? \ \ e im agine th a t on the
ing R astus:) "Now Rastus. where last page we’ll find th a t she was a
do you wish to have your rem ains victim of circum stances.
shipped in case of accident?”
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R astus: "Boss, there ain ’t gw an’
be no shippin’, I’se tak in ’ my rem ains
W hen prohibition return* to
wid me right now.”
America, the S cotch will hold
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Because
Hun«lrcds o f Supreme Court
nie)
Jude*.’» c«-*ncur in highest
praise
of the werk as their Authority.
The rrt-.ivlonts of all leading Uni-
vcrsitics College», and Normal
Schools give their hearty indorse,
ment
All States that have aJoptcJ a
large dictionary as «t.indurj have
selected Webster's New Interna­
tional.
The Schi ibox'ks o f the Country
.idhere to the M irti m-Webster
rym-m 1 f diacritical marks.
The Go\ rnmont Printing Office
at Washington u-ea it as authority
f » '»rrpir race of the Vw
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Regardless of what a millionaire
looks like, his relations always pro­
It s a mighty poor sport th a t will
claim him a handsome person.
park a ( hev nnd go riding in a
Buick.
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It doesn’t take a radio to have
static in the house.
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U
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charity bazaar*.
A man is head over heels in debt
when he wears a wig th at isn’t paid
for.
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Back seat driven now carry loo
per teat union carda.
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A NOVEL A D V E R T ISEM E N T:
P iit le d u n k e r ’s P leasant
Pink
P c lle tt. Prescribed Period ically
Perform P e r fe c t ly .
P urch ase
P*nk P ack age P un ctu ally. P a p ’s
Prescription Parlor.
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S 'm e men are walking example*
of “Th* Wreck of the Heipenia."