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SAN FKANCISCO
A portable w riting desk presented
to Bret Harte, the American author,
by friends In England and used by him
until his death In ID*)“ , is included in
a group o f Intimate Harte association
Items, autographed first editions and
letters recently sold at auction in New
York city.
Th e objects belonged to
Mrs. Richard Bret Harte o f Los An
geles, for whose account they were
sold.
The desk, which folds Into n chest,
has a drop front and Is fitted with
compartments fur holding papers and
envelopes and four drawers. It was
used by H arte regularly In his Euro
pean period and many o f his later
tales.w ere written on It. Various per
sonal articles used by him, including
his silver pencil, pocket mirror, pho
tograph case, papercutter, locket, cult
links nnd cigarette i ml cigar cases,
also w ere sold.— New York Herald-
Tribune.
Smarting, scalding, sticky cy^s relieved
by morning if Homan E ye B alsam is used
when retiring. 372 Pearl St., N. Y. Adv.
O riginal P a c k a g e
The Ilfe-snving crew hnd Just pull««,
the man’s w ife out o f the surf nt Bal
boa beach. She was unconscious, res
cued while going down for the third
time, and the husband was consumed
with anxiety,
“ Shall we apply artificial fesplra
tlon?” asked the life guard.
“ No," bellowed the trembling man.
“ She’s all I have, and I want you to
use the real th in g !"— Los Angeles
Times.
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Auto Parts
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200 rooms with private toilet $2.00
200 rooms with private bath $2.60
Good Garage Facilities
F ra t H ouse C h at
T ed — An unmarried woman wants
?ou on the phone.
Bill— How do you know she’s not
tnorrled?
T ed — She said not to call you If
you are engaged.
W. N. U., PORTLAND, NO. 17-1927.
L a w s are not invented ; they grow
out o f circumstances.— Azarin*.
Oakland G. A. R. Veteran
and Wife Regain Health
Aged Couple, Suffering Acutely from Rheumatism, Neu
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With a B an g
F A M IL IA R W ITH D E C K S
Mary Ann— Please, rnt.’um, the old
stove has gone out.
Mistress— W ell, light it again.
Mary Ann— Sure and I can’t, ma’am.
It’s gone out through the roof.— St.
John Globe.
Two Sfrartg-er#
“ So you’ve got a Job in the hardware
store! I suppose It was partly because
Cop— "W h a t’« ><>ur w ife making you knew the boss?’’
“ Partly that, and partly because he
•uch a row about when there was
only some paint knocked off her auto didn't know me.’’— Good Hardware.
First Passenger— “ Is the captain of
mobile?" Hubby— “ W ell, you see she
the ship a good enrd player?" Second
D itto— “ Ought to be— he’s pretty fa
had some paint knocked off, too.
A fter the E xam s
-flo w Is your w ife making out at miliar with decks."
Stern M easure»
cooking school?"
••She passed high In angel cake, hut
One of the F irst R e ad e rs
"Say, boy, what do you hear from
flunked In waffles."
Muriel— Miss Flderose la much older
your girl these days?"
"W e ll. I’ ve written her seven let
than I thought.
Frances— How do you know?
ters and no answer, so If I don’t hear
Time to Be Leary
from her pretty soon I ’m going to
Muriel— I asked her I f she had read
you suj>erstltlous, old man?"
break o ff corresponding with her. —
A#sop’s
fables and she said she read
-Only when we have thirteen to
Brooklyn Standard.
lunch and the store two miles away.” them when they first came o u t
The D ifference
__Cincinnati Tlmes-Star.
Tom — H ow would you define tact?
A fter M arriage
Joe— W eil. If you tell a girl that
-Tour husbaud never seems to send
time stands still when you look In
yon flowers any more.
ber eyes, that’s tact. But If yor tell
"That s all right. He puts that
her that her face would stop t clock money Into Ufe Insurance."
*t Isn’t tact.
P ard on ed
W lllus— Say, mister, what’s your hi*:
Idea. Ton can’t take this girl home
She dated with me fo r the eve n in g'
Stranger— Oh, excuse me
I'm juai
her husband.— Cincinnati Times- Star
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Mr. Emil Langhans, ex-cavalryman
Mid retired customs official, “ it has
iep t my health and strength up to
lig h e s t standard.”
Flitting in his comfortable home at
2213 107th Avenue, Oakland, Calif.,
Mr. Langhans told howTanlachad re-
ouilt strength and vigor for himself
ind hischarming wife. “ Tanlac worked
wonders for my w ife,” he said. “ She
suffered from high blood pressure,
neuritis and general run-down condi
tion. Tanlac relieved her.
“ I had sciatic rheumat ism —suffered
for five years with i t —so that I could
sleep but little, on account of the pain.
Kidney trouble, indigestion ana loss
of appetite had reduced m y strength
to a low ebb.
“ Since taking Tanlac m y health, as
well as that of m> wife, has Ix-cn re
markable. Though I am retired, I
could resume my old work any time.-
N o rheumatism—nor kidney trouble
—ia past two years. I never miss an
I
opportunity to praise Tanlac."
( lid and young, from coast to coast,
unit« in praising this famous remedy
of nature. Made of roots, barks and
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lac
Get a bottle todayl Over 40
million bottles sold.
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