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Various per­ sonal articles used by him, including his silver pencil, pocket mirror, pho­ tograph case, papercutter, locket, cult links nnd cigarette i ml cigar cases, also w ere sold.— New York Herald- Tribune. Smarting, scalding, sticky cy^s relieved by morning if Homan E ye B alsam is used when retiring. 372 Pearl St., N. Y. Adv. O riginal P a c k a g e The Ilfe-snving crew hnd Just pull««, the man’s w ife out o f the surf nt Bal­ boa beach. She was unconscious, res­ cued while going down for the third time, and the husband was consumed with anxiety, “ Shall we apply artificial fesplra tlon?” asked the life guard. “ No," bellowed the trembling man. “ She’s all I have, and I want you to use the real th in g !"— Los Angeles Times. SAN FRANCISCO HOTEL MENTONE 387 ElHs Street, aft Jones O U TS ID E BOOM. P R IV A T E B A TH $2.00 HOTEL ROOSEVELT S A N F R A N C IS C O ’ S N E W FINE H O TEL Every room with bath or shower. $2.00 to $3.60. Jones at Eddy. Uuraye next door. 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T ed — She said not to call you If you are engaged. W. N. U., PORTLAND, NO. 17-1927. L a w s are not invented ; they grow out o f circumstances.— Azarin*. Oakland G. A. R. Veteran and Wife Regain Health Aged Couple, Suffering Acutely from Rheumatism, Neu­ ritis and Indigestion, Find Quick and Permanent Relief in T anlac and Praise It Highly SH E L O ST P A IN T , TOO With a B an g F A M IL IA R W ITH D E C K S Mary Ann— Please, rnt.’um, the old stove has gone out. Mistress— W ell, light it again. Mary Ann— Sure and I can’t, ma’am. It’s gone out through the roof.— St. John Globe. Two Sfrartg-er# “ So you’ve got a Job in the hardware store! I suppose It was partly because Cop— "W h a t’« ><>ur w ife making you knew the boss?’’ “ Partly that, and partly because he •uch a row about when there was only some paint knocked off her auto­ didn't know me.’’— Good Hardware. First Passenger— “ Is the captain of mobile?" Hubby— “ W ell, you see she the ship a good enrd player?" Second D itto— “ Ought to be— he’s pretty fa had some paint knocked off, too. A fter the E xam s -flo w Is your w ife making out at miliar with decks." Stern M easure» cooking school?" ••She passed high In angel cake, hut One of the F irst R e ad e rs "Say, boy, what do you hear from flunked In waffles." Muriel— Miss Flderose la much older your girl these days?" "W e ll. I’ ve written her seven let­ than I thought. Frances— How do you know? ters and no answer, so If I don’t hear Time to Be Leary from her pretty soon I ’m going to Muriel— I asked her I f she had read you suj>erstltlous, old man?" break o ff corresponding with her. — A#sop’s fables and she said she read -Only when we have thirteen to Brooklyn Standard. lunch and the store two miles away.” them when they first came o u t The D ifference __Cincinnati Tlmes-Star. Tom — H ow would you define tact? A fter M arriage Joe— W eil. If you tell a girl that -Tour husbaud never seems to send time stands still when you look In yon flowers any more. ber eyes, that’s tact. But If yor tell "That s all right. He puts that her that her face would stop t clock money Into Ufe Insurance." *t Isn’t tact. P ard on ed W lllus— Say, mister, what’s your hi*: Idea. Ton can’t take this girl home She dated with me fo r the eve n in g' Stranger— Oh, excuse me I'm juai her husband.— Cincinnati Times- Star “ From the day I was fortunate jnou.i. to line up with Tanlac,” says Mr. Emil Langhans, ex-cavalryman Mid retired customs official, “ it has iep t my health and strength up to lig h e s t standard.” Flitting in his comfortable home at 2213 107th Avenue, Oakland, Calif., Mr. Langhans told howTanlachad re- ouilt strength and vigor for himself ind hischarming wife. “ Tanlac worked wonders for my w ife,” he said. “ She suffered from high blood pressure, neuritis and general run-down condi­ tion. Tanlac relieved her. “ I had sciatic rheumat ism —suffered for five years with i t —so that I could sleep but little, on account of the pain. Kidney trouble, indigestion ana loss of appetite had reduced m y strength to a low ebb. “ Since taking Tanlac m y health, as well as that of m> wife, has Ix-cn re­ markable. Though I am retired, I could resume my old work any time.- N o rheumatism—nor kidney trouble —ia past two years. I never miss an I opportunity to praise Tanlac." ( lid and young, from coast to coast, unit« in praising this famous remedy of nature. Made of roots, barks and herbs, according to ths exclusive Tan­ lac formula, it is an amaxing tonic medicine. All go~. A n tire m : ’*Cmt Coti uri Shavim AUrk IrM »*ff? 2k. ft