THOMPSON ELECTED
A MAN’S JOB
They sat silently for a long time;
then he spoke a little nervously.
"What are you thinking about?” he
asked. He knew he had to say some­
thing.
She Mushed and moved uneasily In
her chair.
“ Never mind,” she answered sharp­
ly. “ It’s your business to propose, not
mine!’’— Ttt-Bits.
HARD TO BELIEVE
d t- fe a tiu i
Ernesto Cert
fehl of Brooklyn,
perfect baby, be
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Mayor William E.
rat.
Mr. 1 hompson
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Her work is far from coarse.
She drained poor hub of all his "balm,
Then asked for a divorce!
WHAT CAUSES BOILS.
Take
P ow erful Stuff
Here, left to right, are the so-called "mystery man of Ituesla
said lo he responsible for all the antiforeign propaganda put for*,
radicals of the southern Chinese, and Llo ilo-Lin. chief of the t
publicity bureau.
Aviators Are Busy in Nicaragua
“ Is your stuff any good for rheu­
matics?” asked an old lady o f a iflan
selling embrocation.
“ Madam, it would take the wrinkles
A1 Jennings, former Oklahoma out­
out of corrugated Iron,” was the con­
law. who has been elected mayor of
fident answer.
Crescent City, Calif. He said he would
guarantee law and order in a peaceful
Horae and Horse
way. hut that his eye and gun hand
are still quick.
Judge— It seem« very strange to me
that you could keep <>n robbing that
enormous corporation for so long with­
D. C. COMMISSIONER
out being caught.
Prisoner— Well, the corporation was
pretty busy itself.— Life.
A P hase of Life
A schoolteacher who was fond of a
little girl’s prattle remarked one day:
“ But I seldom hear you speak of your
father. Don't you love your father?”
"O f course. But he can only see me
when with his lawyer.”
One-Man Shop
Stephens— My uncle is one of those
men who believe lu singing at his
work.
Durham— What's his work?
Stephens— He’s an opera singer.
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The W o rld ’s H ustlers
Jo Davidson, the American sculptor,
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and his statue o f W alt Whitman,
praised American energy.
" It ’s no wonder we advance,” he
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“ Yes, sir,” he ended, “ in America
If you’re not up and doing you're down
and done.”
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“ Unscrupulous?”
liter. " I f that fellow w
he would have to put
feeling remorse.”— Bool
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Relent tire i t had no national
-Ini*» It was divided Into man.t
irate kingdoms. The standard of
>■« bore a white war horse; that
he t ’orinthians. the winged horse
Lacedemonians, the letter L ; thai
he Thracians, a death head; that
the T h e s s a Ionia ns. the Immortal
el horse. Xanthes; that of the
senlans the letter M.
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Ruler of thr. W inds
A.>r>lu« was the ancient ruler of the
\colian Isles off the coast of Greece
According to tradition he was given
•lominion of thv winds, which he either
kept ronfiticd In a cave or sent forth t<
do his bidding. The aeolian harp Is
named after him. as the sweet sound-
are prtwluced hjr the wind playing
across Its strings.
C lass Lor.g in {/;«
Glass was made as far bat'« ow 2.">t*i
H (’ ., but no blown glass w as mad<
before the UhrlsUan era.
1 th ink she's » w e a r i n g m o n .
Not a Chance
Stout Theatrical Person (engaging
room ) —Window’s
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small,
Wouldn t l>e much use to me in an
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Landlady
any sich »
ai'toi» ts r
There ain’t goln
-rgency ! My tei
kly in advance!
F alse Pride
I—Te*. ma’am ’
He said he’d
° hare my head In his hnslnea*.
in -H e e l H «w ! He make, h o r,
H a lf carat syn th etic diam on d tie pin «o ld
plate,., or lad les' brooch, fo r eendlBC u»
names and addreaaea o f frlen d e to be u-ed
tor m a ilin g l|«t. nam es t r .a t n l confidential.
->niy an e tp e rt .-an tell th is near diam ond
om the real dlnm ond S-nd l i e to eovsr
m a ilie « p baraea T o r flee e x tra n am e« and
another Je w e w ill m all both. S ta m p » ac­
cepted Box 1J A r-n d e Sta .b o a > i c r l M C a lif.
P A R K E R ’S
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