CENTRAL POINT HERALD, THURSDAY. JUNE 8. 1911. C entral P oint H erald S . A. P a t t iso n , P u b l is h e r . A n iNUKPENiiKNT local new« paper devoted to the interest» of (Central Point and the R ojcuc River Valley. P ublished E very T huksday . Subscription priec, $1.50 per year, in advance. Entered as Second-claaa matter, May 4 19U6. at the Post office at Central Point. Oregon, under th e ect o f Congress -if March ¡J. 1K79. IH K P A P I -R 11190 I ¿41 I II H kept on file lit the U akk A i- South Main Street. Los Angeles, and '<79 Market Street, San Francisco, where contracts for adver­ tising can be made for it. SHOULD KtVISl II1Y LAWS. FflIKitS OF TODAY. Deacon Pegram Loses Out on Lulu's Request. HUCKLEBERRY SAM A WINNER D a z z lin g T r a n s f o r m a t i o n S c e n e a t H is H o m e B e c a u s e H e W a s Go od to th e F a i r y — L u c k of t h e W o m a n a t th e A viation G rounds. While the recent slight mixup • By M. Q U A D . in the water bond matter which [C o p y rig h t, 1910, b y A ss o c ia te d L itera ry P i ess. J makes necessary the calling of a IIE n a m e o f th e fa iry w a s Lulu. special election and the re-sub- S he hail been s e n t o u t d is­ mission of the bonding proposi­ g u ise d a s a n old w om an, and sh e looked to be e ig h ty y e a rs tion to the people, with the con­ old. a n d s h e w a lk e d w ith tw o ca n e s sequent delay and expense this stnd had no te e th . I t w a s en o u g h to is bound to entail, is by no means m elt a h e a r t o f c a s t steel to see her the fault of any official or individ­ m a k in g h e r w a y slow ly along a d u sty h ig h w a y w ith th e hot su n b e a tin g ual it serves to emphasize the d o w n upon h e r p o o r old head. By an d fact which has been before point- by, a s sh e sto p p e d fo r a m o m en t to eJ out by this newspaper that r e s t h er p a lsie d lim bs. D eacon P e­ g ra m cam e a lo n g w ith h is te a m and the city council should employ a sto p p e d to iiail h e r w ith : competent attorney at once to “ W ell, g ra n d m a , w h ith e r b o u n d ? ” “ T o H u c k le b e rry C orners, k in d s ir,” codify and overhaul the charter s h e replied. and ordinances and get them in “ I live th e re , a n d I ca n tell you we such shape that they may be at d o n ’t w a n t a n y m o re p a u p e rs a ro u n d once get-at-able and understand­ u s.” “ I a m old a n d poor, b u t I hoped to able, when the occasion to con­ find som e o n e w ith a s o ft h e a r t.” “ You w on’t find ’e m a t H u c k le b e rry sult them arises. B e tte r tu r n off h e r e f o r O y s­ Charters and city ordinances ! C te orners. r B ay.” are of considerable importance “ K in d s ir ,” c o n tin u e d L ulu, “ h av e sometimes and it is often a mat­ you a n old m o th e r? ” A fte r s h e g o t to b e s ix ty sh e ter of much importance that they j h a “ d Nope. se n se en o u g h to h a n g h e r s e lf on a shall be correct and in iiarmony c r a b ap p le tr e e .” with the state laws and with each | “ If you w ould le t m e live w ith you other. Many cities and towns I ’d e a t n o th in g b u t p o ta to p eelings. have beer, mulched for heavy ! damages because of some loosely it - t ì /A ¿ v drawn or obsolete ordinance and there is Rood reason to suspect that Central Point has a number of such. It is poor economy t o 1 to try save money at the cost of ■ m aaß^i heinR wronR when the supreme test comes and money expended to insure system and accuracy in j the manaRement of public affairs ! is always well spent. T ¡Mt PROFESSIONAL ■ome nn d rich ly d re ss e d k id s rtish- I f o rw a r d a tv j called him pop. “ M r. S m ith , p le a se u n lo ad th e gold, Drs. Ander&on & Follnitz PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS w ill y o u ? ” said L ulu. A n d sh e haud«-d O ilin ' seconii Moor R ost el B u ild in g , him bag a f t e r b ag u n til th e co al ce lla r C o rn e r T l iid a n d P in e S t r e e ts . w as filled chock a-block. T h en she Phone«: Bear Creek. Table Rock, Trail Credt | W illow S p rin g » -ea ch XX5 said : “ K in d sir. I b u v e a rra n g e d fo r you CENTRAL POINT ........................... OREGON to be e le c te d to th e U n ite d S ta te s se n ­ a te a n d to be p re sid e n t la te r on if you J J il II. P. HARGRAVE w ish to, a n d fro m th is d a te on th e re PHYSICIAN AND SURGEOP w ill be no n ecessity f o r you to keep o n e n ig h t co rn c u re in the? house. You Office over First N ations Bank w e re k in d to a n old w o m an , a n d this M e d fo r d : : : : O reg o n [ is y o u r rew ard . If th e tarifT isn ’t re v ise d d o w n w a rd bolt th e tic k e t ag ain in r.d'J.-’ D e a c o n P e g r a m G e t s t h e K ib os h. The main diseases which may ,of ‘I10 th,n* H a n d o v er th* T h e Ready T alker. . d o u g h nn at m y g r a v e is k e p t g re e n ? " P a tr ic e —W h at! A gain? and summer complaint. , ,'N,ot by * l ™ “ “i** *° “ W hy, d id sh e e v e r h a v e one b e ­ 1 do in my co rn field w ith o u t ioolung When warm weather comes it a f t e r g rav es. Y ou s h o u ld h a v e sa v e d fo re ? ” b u t s h e ’s ta lk e d a b o u t i t b e­ is well worth while to observe y o 'i r m oney In y o u r y o u th fu l d a y s , l a ­ fo “ re No, .”—Y o n k e rs S ta te sm a n . the foregoing advice not alone i y 8 " o u a d could h a v e h a d five o r six g reen t , ' T rum p! from t h e standpoint o f health j g r a v e s now .” I’m co n te n t w ith m y lot, th o u g h o b scu re l)llt from that of cleanliness S h e M ee ts a G e n u i n e H u c k l e b e r r y , b e m y n a m e, E ’en th o u g h m y fo r tu n e be sm a lt. which we are told is considered W ith th a t h e d ro v e on a n il L ulu sa t d o w n oh a s to n e a n d fe ll to w eeping. F o r th e h ig h er a m a n c lim b s th e lad d er o f fa m e as being: next to godliness. H er te a rs w e r e fa llin g f a s t a n d th e | T h e f a r th e r h e h a s to fa ll. —P h ila d e lp h ia L ed g er. The political vvhirliRiR is a fun­ loose w hen s h e h e a r d a c h e e ry voice Q u i t e So. ny machine. Only two or three | a d d re s s in g h e r w ith : “ M rs. C om eup’s c o n v e rsa tio n is p e r­ m o th e r! W h a t's th e m a tte r weeks ago Madero was a rebel h e “ re H ? ello, ” fectly killin g .” chief carr.vinR on a bitter war­ It w a s S tu n S m ith , a lso o f I lu rk lc ” In w h a t w a y ? ” fare aRainst the established gov-. berry Corners, lie was n poor innn. “T h e w a y sh e m u rd e rs th e k ln g ’9 ernment of his country. Today ! l,nt "a* ,,1C only ri>nl klpl,,,rr>' E n g lis h .” —P itts b u r g P ost. , . , , „ , on th e b u sh . I l ls Inst cow hn«l Ju st he is commander-in-chief of the d i e d o f ho llo w horn. P roducing th e Quaver. federal armies of that same cr.un-' ' K ind s ir .” sn id th e fa iry , ‘T m a T h ere w a s a y o u n g la d y n a m ed Lil. W h o co u ld s in g , but s h e n e v e r cou ld trill try conductinR a bitter w arfare',,>or okl worian-” T ill, w h ile s in g in g an aria . . , - , , ” 1 g u ess T h at's s tr a ig h t, b u t d o n 't . a la r ia — aRainst a handful o f rebels w h o foci b a d a b o u t it,” ho c h e e rfu lly re- W ith S h e a c c a h u ill g h L t il th c e a n m trill fit to kill —C lev e la n d L eader. are still in arms a R a i n s t the sam e1 i'He w hich f a c t is d aily d e m o n s' a n d a n y w a y , th e Med- font M ail-T r > l i , . »'gn placed h» ' 1 » big d e c tn c „ ‘ ” ■» top o f .t s new b u d d in g •’ W^ ° run9 o r o r jo g s ° j* !T hy n ig h t tim e m ay se e it. Gotxl I’rib u n e . ----- 1 u a-a« | I UK Good, new d-room c o tta g e , w ith tw o good lo ts (110x140) in e x c e lle d loca- lio n , w ith fine view o f c ity , valley and ’ . i 1 ie ditTerenci between ■ n o tin o li.* . sle ep In th e b n rn n n d live on th e fish h®n«.«s th ro w n o u t." " l ' m •v ,m r c lo th e s p in .” w a s th e h e a rty re p ly «>f th e m an. “o n ly you s h a ll have th e N ’s t bed In th e h o u se n n d c u s ta rd ,llp w r y nlKht f o r a u n ,o r . H e r e you K °-' A n d ho s w u n g h e r o v e r h is sh o u ld e r nm ' " » * ,r o " 1" * “ ¡» "« w l‘ ' M wave«/ h e r h a n d n n d a n a u to (nam e pf nm l , r conoeale,„ nlsluM and th e y w ,.o rn , n w a y , t . T h ,\v nr- ftv ed n \‘ S am S m ith ’s s h a n ty to fi.v l it c h a n g e d Into a villa. S am I tad left h is w ife d re ss e d in c a l Ico. II » now fvuinil Iter In silk s, wit h n SCO.OCO p earl n eck lace tw is te d seven tim e s n round h e r neck. It w a s one ,h n t * ^ 'n »nm ggleil th ro u g h . T h o rs w ere fo rty se rv a n ts , n b a rn fu l ° f h o r v s, a w in e cellar, a m a h o g a n y th e e a r p ro te c to rs ? Is he a football p la y e r? lV u n No; c o m p la in t c lerk In th e g as office.—C hicago N ew s. U sg Central Point Pharmacy MARY A. Mit, Proprietress P r e s c r ip tio n w o r k is our s p e c ia lty Hathaway & r.o c l a n g e r o f fire to th e tin y o n e s . T h e y c a n t u r n it o f f a n d on M a ry h a d a little h a t— B u t th ere! I'm r e a lly g riev ed . T h e r e 's no u se fin ish in g th e pom e. I t w ill n ot be b eliev ed —H a r p e r's B azar. Its P a r a d o x i c a l A spe c t. “ D o n 't y o u th in k lu n ch th o u g h t sh o u ld be g iven to th e d rin k bust* n ess ?” “ Yes. M uch so b e r th o u g h t.” —B a l­ tim o re A m erican. W ondering. I h a v e to w ea r an e v e n in g suit U n le s s I do it w o n 't c o n te n t om. T h e w o m en s a y I m u st, a n d so 1 w o n d er w h ere It Is th ey rent 'em . — D etro it F r e e P ress. S c o tt Contractors and Builders. Plans and Estimates Furnished on all classes of buildings. Modern Cottages and BunRalows our specialty. W e Guarantee all Our Work. Ask those for whom we have built how they like our work. CENTRAL POINT ■ OREGON Finest assortment of loose and mounted e l e c t r i c i t y f o r lig h t a n d t h e r e w ill b o without danger. S e n d fo r th o m a n N O W . Royuc River Electric Co. 5A M O N D S A complete stock of the finest well known makes of W A T C H E S Fancy and Novelty Jewelry, Cut Glass We solicit your patronage WOMEN IMPROVING TOWN. R e n d e r i n g G r e a t S e r v i c e In t h e B e t t e r ­ m e n t of W a l l a W a l la , W a s h . T h e W o m a n 's P a rk clu b o f W alla W alla. W ash., is g iv in g a fine d em o n ­ s tr a tio n o f th e se rv ice th a t w om en m ay re n d e r in b e h a lf o f civ ic im p ro v e­ m ent. O f c o u rse th e w o m en ’s clu b s w h ich a r e d ev o ted to e d u c a tio n a l an d m usical in te re s ts occupy a n im p o rta n t place a m o n g th e o rg a n iz a tio n s th a t w ork fo r th e h ig h est w elfare o f th e co m m u n ity , b u t th e re is also room for so c ietie s o f w om en w ith p u rp o ses like th a t o f th e p ark club. M any d istin g u is h e d w om en have u rg e d th e ir sex to sh o w a t least as m uch in te r e s t in civic im p ro v e m e n t a s in se lf c u ltu re . A larg e n u m b e r of clu b s th ro u g h o u t th e c o u n try d ev o te th e ir a tte n tio n to sp e;-ilie w o rk fo r th e ir to w n s, a u d m ore would do so if th e y k n ew how to m ak e a begin n in g . T h e W alla W alla w om en a r e to build a c h ild re n ’s su m m e r house, w ith a re st room fo r m o th e rs w h o com e to th e p a rk w ith th e ir ch ild ren , to ilet room s an d a n open a p a r tm e n t fo r use a s a su m m e r n u rsery . T h e clu b will also ¡mt m ore b o a ts on th e lake, lay o u t te n n is an d c ro q u e t c o u rts t.m l h ire an in s tr u c to r to lead th e c h ild re n in th e ir g am es an d te a c h th em th e u se of th e eq u ip m en t. T h is is a n e n te rp ris e o f g re a t w o rth , an d th e w om en » f th e p ark c lu b sh o u ld receiv e full c re d it fo r th e good th ey a re d o ing. It h a s not boon e a s y w ork. T h e la s t $3 w as e a rn e d by ru n n in g a r e s ta u r a n t d u rin g th e f a i r w eek. N e w s t o H im . “ W hen I w a s in E u ro p e th is su m- Bier,” sa id G ay tn an , tr y Ire/ t o n i t i ' rta iu th e m in iste r. ’ I g o t q u ite In terest id in som e o f th e m old c h u rc h e s.” “ In d e e d !” rep lied Itev. Mr. G assn- w ay. “ I su p p o se you kuow iSt. I •aui’s In L o n d o n ?” “ No. You d o n ’t tell m e? W hn t ho* te l’s h e sto p p iu g a t C ath o lic ta nd- a id a n d T im es. Im p o s s ib le . R i'a n o n o b le . h n q tlir * o f |H>k,,r h le , m | t w r n t r e ttfh t^ , y An E » p ,s t a t i o n . O w en a t t ran h ll A K o b m t t * r iix.k , T h * W h it e H o u s e lo o k e d li k e B a r b e r - H a v e a n y th in g on y o u r face 7 tf i 15 ! i cen r i'iit t» s by h v ootuparinon c o m tin riun ii n i h « a.l il l le e f f t t __________________ S n am w h e n I (tot th ro u g h . *ir? l'o n t f o n te t th e h i^ sale »1 W o rd '* IWe rajo r al c h ild re n iH'hit.d him . N ow V ictim Som e »kin nnd a nose. I ■» th e u n to d re w u p so v e u to en h a u l - 1 hop«' H uston T r a naortpt. ato re S a tu rd a y afte rn o o n . .t \V . C. sto re. DENTIST. F a i r y No. 2 G e ts t h e Goods. , his , handful . licked, . the !,rp kin,] nm’Je' |10,,rt«>d ' w,nt that fllul person Illi Iliaz'troons I 1.17. It oops 80 he *°me will lot me D r . E. DAVIS. A nd a s to D eacon r e g r a m —before he g o t hom e o n e o f h is h o rses w as P ra c tic a l, M odern D e n tis try tu r n e d in to a ja c k a s s a n d th e o th e r a t i.iv e anci L e t L iv e P ric e s Office in R o s te l B uild in g In to a b lin d cow . H e fo u n d th a t his w ife h a d tu r n e d in to a c ro ss eyed w o­ C ntial Point - - - Or m an , h is tw o c h ild re n h a d tlie m easles an d a cy clo n e h a d ta k e n tlie roof oil his b a rn . 11 is b e n s b eg an to die off. D A U L F. KLEIN h is v in e g a r b a rre l leak ed , his do g ran ^ T E A C H E R O F V IO L IN a w a y , a n d lig h tn in g s tr u c k his wind Conservatory Graduate m ill a n d sh iv e re d it all to sp lin ters. Piano tuninR a specialty A s a la s t c a la m ity he r a n fo r th e leg INQUIRE AT HOTEL DUNLAP is la tu r e , a n d th e a v a la n c h e w a s so d e e p o v e r his h e a d t h a t th ey d id n 't th in k it w o u ld p ay to d ig him out. J o h n C a rk in , a tto r n e y a t - la w o f­ O n a n o th e r occasion a n o th e r »Id wo­ fice o v e r Ja c k s o n C o u n ty B a n k , M ed­ m an w a s h a n g in g a ro u n d riie av iatio n fo rd , O reg o n lo t f g r o u n d s to se e th e flying from th e o u t­ side. No; sh e h a d no c ash fo r a g ra n d s ta n d se a t. No m a tte r how rich she h a d b een in o th e r d ay s, s h e w as on her u p p e rs now . A s s h e w a lk e d aro u n d a m o n g th e th is tle s a n d m ay w e e d s and n o w a n d th e n ap p lied h e r ey e to t k n o th o le in th e fen ce s h e took from h e r p o c k e t a m oldy c r u s t o f b re a d and b eg an to chew on it w ith one tooth s h e h a d left. As s h e c h ew e d sh e w ept, a n d us s h e c h ew e d a n d w e p t a proud a n d p o m pous m illio n a ire, on h is way to th e g ro u n d s to buy te n reserv ed s e a ts, a p p ro a c h e d h e r a n d sa id : “ O ld w o m an . I o b je c t to y o u r te a r s .” “ B u t th e y a re te a r s o f so rro w , kind s ir .” s h e replied. “ I also o b je c t to t h a t c r u s t.” “ B u t i t is m y so le fa ll a n d w in te r’s sto c k o f p ro v isio n s.” “ I lik e w ise o b je c t to y o u r to o th .” “ B u t it is th e o n ly o n e I have. You s u re ly c a n ’t b eg ru d g e a poor old wo­ m an o n e to o th .” “ B u t I do, an d you m u st g e t off the e a r th .” She co u ld h a v e d o n e so in a flying m a­ chine. B u t, alas, how w a s s h e to p ro ­ c u re o n e? S h e h a d tu r n e d a w a y to sob w h en a y o u n g m a n ru sh e d u p w ith w o rd s o f sy m p a th y . l i e w a s w o rk in g on a s a la ry o f $11 per, b u t sh e should go in sid e if s h e w a n te d to. S h e should also h a v e se co n d h an d teetli a n d fresh v WARM WI UIIIK (TLANilNLSS. b re a d a n d if th e re w as a room a t th e W a ld o rf to s u it h e r sh e sh o u ld have it. H e w a s no old w o m an h im self, b u t At a recent pure food conven­ he c o u ld feel fo r a dozen o f th e m a t a tion held in an eastern city there ; tim e. were promulRated a short chapter , A n d th e n th e old w om an p lu ck ed a th is tle h ead a n d blew d ow n into th e of “ Don’ts, ” which apply as spe­ a ir, a n d . behold, th e rich m a n nnd the cifically to one section of the j poor m a n had ch an g e d places, an d , country as to another: j FAIBV LCLU IS teaks d re ss e d in th e m o st g o rg eo u s raim en t, Don't buy milk unless you are nm l I a m still s tr o n g eu o u g li to sew s h e w a s w a lk in g in to th e g ro u n d s on th e n rin o f tlie y o u n g m an . nnd th ey sure that it is clean. c a r p e t ra g s .” g o t in j u s t in tim e to se e one of the Don’t leave the milk bottle un­ " W e ’ve n o n e to sew , n m l I w a n t tlie a v ia to r s com e d o w n w ith a th u m p p eelin g s fo r m y h ogs.” nn d h o a r him e x p la in t h a t th e m ost covered. " I w o u ld slijep in t h e h e n h o u se if | m o d est old m aid o r th e m ost tim id Don’t r »sene dyinR flies from you s n H so.” m an m illin e r in c u rre d not th e s lig h t­ “B u t th a t w o u ld k e e p th e hens est risk In going a m ile high. the milk a..d then use the milk. a w a k e , a n d th e y w o u ld p o t lay n e x t | A s fo r tlie rich m an w ho got th e Don’t forRet that disease Rerms d a y .” k ib o sh — he s its in th e p a rk s now n n d "B u t I w a s to ld to go t o H u c k le b e rry c a n ’t s tr ik e a jo b , an d tlie y o u n g m an do not Rrow in cold milk. rn e rs, a n d w ill you le t m e rid e w ith th e sc a d s h a s gone to E u ro p e to Dirt, dust and flies are the C w o ith you?” p u rc h a s e his e ig h th au to m o b ile a n d or­ means by which Rerms Ret into ‘‘Yes, f u r a q u a r te r . I*™ n o t to tin g d e r a n o th e r c a rg o o f c h am p ag n e. | old w o m e n a r o o n d th e c o u n tr y fo r th e milk. 1 sole o f o p e o f h e r slice s w a s w o rk in g j Fora choice selection of Drugs, Medicines, Stationery, Books, Watches, Jewelry, Toilet, and many other beautiful aud useful articles, see Silsncing C om plaints. T h e to w n co m p la in s .it n o isy c a r t 5« A nd m ilk m e n r a ttlin g fa r a n il n ear, A t a ll n ig h t lo c o m o tiv e s h r ie k s T h a t rend th e p e a c e fu l a tm o sp h ere. It th r e a te n s fie r c .Iv ” d ! *s W h e n e ’er th e h u c k s te r 's v o ic e a scen d s A nd !: is te n s to .1 i nd relief W h en r a g s w ith a p p les lo u d ly blonds. B u t w h en th e 1 ivt • ~ su n d ered .1 A nd th u n d ers In th eir an m r sp e ik . B hoi I. th e p eo p le U >r up w vV ! B eh o ld , how p a tie n t a n d h ow nv - B u f f a lo E xp S o m e t h i n g M o re In D e m a n d . “ Mi-*» O k lg irl lias v o lu u iccred to soli k isses.” “ W ell?" “You a rc h ereb y d e sig n a te d to p e r­ su a d e h e r to soil fan cy w ork In stead . Wo m u st p o sitiv ely m ak e som e m r.ey «mt o f th is fa ir.” S p o k an e Spokesm an- lie view. 8. T. VAN DE CAR P H IP P S BLDG. M EDFORD HENRY EARNDM ARCHITECT AND BUILDER If you are going to build the coming season you would better have your plans prepared and your esti­ mates made now. I am prepared to serve vou in the capacity of archi­ tect and will also be pleased to figure on your work if desired. My work done here during the past year speaks for itself. Call and see me or drop me a card. TO W N LO TS~ I have a few very choice Lots on Pine Street that will soon be classed as "Business Lots” and which can row he bought at a low figure. Also several very desira­ ble residential Lots in “ Pattison Addition” and other parts of the Town. Prices on all this property will soon be advanced. W. A. COWLEY, A F u ll a n d CENTRAL POINT TOWNSITE CO. C o m p l e t e L in e o f Nursery Stock. It will be to your interest to Call on us before placing your Order for fruit and ornamental trees, bulbs, seeds and small fruits. Rogue River Vailey Nursery Co. C. F. COOK, Manager 25 West Main Street, F resh Medford, Oregon. Confections v ol weather is coming on. and with it our new assortment of the finest candies ever shown in Central Point. \ ou Can’t Beat Them G . S . MOORE At The Old Stand