C EN TRA L POINT H ERAI .D. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22. 1908. | water whar you um surrounded wkl j snakes, alligators aud sharks and dat I a baldbeaded white uutu stands on de shore laughin’ at you algnlUes dut peril am gwlne to menace you. I f you um usin' wood off some white niuu’s pile, look out fur loaded sticks. Gleo Eabrick. Prop. “T o dreum dat you have white hair and am on your way to de drug store All kinds Laundry work solicited to g it a bottle of hulr dye when a yal- ler cat runs ober your feet signifies a Leave package at Stone’s change o f some sort. Yon may he tak ­ en luto a trust or kicked out of one. barber shop or see T. J . “To see five crows slu in ' In a line on Kelso who will call for de fence Is a sign dat a pusson am cornin' along to disturb your doiuevtlc and deliver family work. happiness. D at pusson may try to coax your ole woman to elope wid Work guaranteed. Prices right. him or may hand her a love letter dat you have writ to anoder woman. “I f you wake up at midnight and hear n mysterious voice callin’ to you from a fa r off and It seems to be de voice o f a woman stuck In de mud. j you kin sot It down dat your mudder- In-lnw am cornin’ on a visit and make EYE SPECIALIST things hum. Y’ ou will bear her callin' j arter she nreoves, and ebery call will Doctor of Opthalmology make you Jump a foot high. MEDFORD DOMESTIC IHE LIMEKILN CLUB. On and after November 15, 1907, the at wrvation cars between Portland and Oakland California, on trains Nos. 15 Brother Gardner Issues an Offi­ and 16 will be carried through instead cial Dream Book. of being cut out, as heretofore, at Rose- burg. Southbound, under this new arrange- ' H E READ S SO M E EX T R A C T S . ment, passengers holding proper trans- portation and Pullman accommodations may occupy these cars on the night T h u n d e rsto rm s, B lizza rd s, T o rn a d o e s leaving Portland until reaching Eugene and E a rt h q u a k e s H a v e N s Effe ct on a t 12:32 a. m. H i s P u b lio a tio n , the P re sid e n t T e lls M em be rs. F r e d P a r k e r , A gt. S. P.fCo., 31 tf Centra Point, Oregon. [Copyright, ISOS, by T. C. McClure.] More Than Tnough Is Too Much. To maintain health, a m ature man or woman needs just enough food to re­ pair the waste and supply energy and body heat. The habitual consumption of more food than is necessary for these purposes is the prime cause of stomach troubles, rheumatism and dis­ orders of the kidneys. If troubled with indigestion, revise your diet, let reason and not appetite control and take a few doses of Chamberlain’s Stomach and Liver Tablets and you will soon be all right again. F o r sale t y Mary A. Mee. LAUNDRY. “My frcn s," sold B rother Cardner after the official business of the nieet- lug had been concluded, “I has had several occasbuns to lecture de mem­ bers of dls Lim ekiln club on de sub- Jlck o ' dreams and signs. I has eben gone so fu r as to suspend three or fo’ mem tiers fur carryln’ dream books about In delr hbid pockets. I t haln’t no use to tight agin w hat de cull’d race has believed In fur de last 200 years, and I hereby announce dat from dls -I-8 + tH-H-HDl 1I-KS4BI 1 H -iM-H-W -!• 8 •!• 8-!-H-+>t' ■|-H- K| It V irg in ’s B e s t I FLO U R E. J. BONNER H o o tin ’ o f an O w L G u a ra n te e s t o i t tflaaneH bo th e y w ill n e v er n eed to b e ch a n g e d . "T o be gwlne past a graveyard a t night nod hear de bootin' of an owl OtSee in Grand Theatre bltf., Medford. Ore. am 'nuff to jum p a man outer his butes, hut don't Jump. 1 have neber In Central Point Monday had dat thing happen to me wldout hrtngtn’ good luck. De last tim e It of Each Week. happened I borrowed a white man's wheelharrer, aud he dun forget who he lent It to. Methodist Church Services. " I f you meet a bobtailed dawg, a one eyed cat and a lop shouldered man on de same block while gwlne to de Preaching services every Sunday at grocery arter codfish, yon might as well 11 a. m. and every other Sunday even­ turn right back and save bein' humili­ ing a t 7 :3U Sunday School every Sunday morn­ ated. No grocer on alrth kin stand ing a t 10:00 up agtn such a combination as dat. Epworth League at 6:45 every Sun­ and de minute you ax to be trusted he day evening will refuse you. Junior Ep worth League a t 3 p. m. “T o have a blind mewl pass yon every Sunday while you am slttln’ on de fence nm a P rayer meeting every Thursday sign dat you nm gwlne to he dunned evening at 7:30 fur your pew rent de follerln' Sunday A LL WORK GUARANTEED. and dat you'll have to pay a t least 50 Leave orders and packages cents down and make some big prom­ For Chronic Diarrhoea. at Williams Hotel. ises regardin’ de balance. “ While in the army in 1863 I was “ If yon nm alttln’ on de back steps of taken with chronic diarrhoea.” says your cubln. w lshln’ you was rich and j George M. Felton of South Gibson, Pa. “3 great, and a speckled ben walks out In j A B A I.D H E A D K D W H IT * : MAN HTANUS O S “ 1 have since tried many remedies but front of you and tries to crow, you git j D E S H O R E I .A t 'U H I S ’ A T X O U .’ ’ without any permanent relief, until Mr. dale fonvnrds any and all members of outer dat as fast as your legs will carry j A. W. Miles, of this place, persuaded ills club kin ilrcum fo’ty dreams a you. It means dat your landlord am i me to try Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera uiglit and spend all day long lookin’ Jest around dc co’ner. and If he finds THOROUGHBRED and Diarrhoea Remedy, one bottle of fur signs. Howeber, as I don’t wnut you home he will raise your rent $2 a month. which stopped it at once. ” For sale by to see you throw your tim e away and “To be walkin' along n highway and Mary A. Mee. you might as well patronize home In­ dustry as to go elsewhere. 1 have in­ fiud n eorkscrew am one o f de baddest vented and published what is culled signs I know of. It am n sign d at you The ladies of the M. E. church will ’Brother Gardner’s Dream and Sign have got a pull wldout anything to pull and serve dinner on Thanksgiving day. Book.’ De price Is no mo’ dan you a t “T o be walkin' In an alley at mid­ have to pay fu r odder*. and most of do dreauts 1 have dreamed myself, night and suddenly hear a voice at Why Colds are Dangerous. aud you kin depend upon dem. Ilia your elbow am a sign dat de policeman Because you have contracted ordinary | hook will be sent to any pusson, black who owns de voice nm gwlne to take colds and recovered from them without or white, In America fur de small sum you to dc stntion and ax for explaun- shuns. I f you kin convince him dat treatm ent of any kind, do not for a of a dime. Money refunded If you you was walkin' to meditate, he will If you want a sta rt in the best strains moment imagine that colds are not am found dead in your bed arter ilreamiu’ of bein’ choked to death by n let you go. I f you can't. It will be of these famous breeds, buy now. dangerous. Everyone knows '.hat pneu­ thirty days or $5 fine next mawuln'. ghost. Call on or address I ke W illiam s , monia and chronic catarrh have their “ I take pleasure In readln’ you a few | Alius be prepnred fur dls emergency. 18tf Central Point, Oregon. origin in a common cold. Consumption extracts from do work, and 1 w ant j “I f you am pasRln’ down an alley In is not caused by a cold but the cold you to take pertlck’ler uotice dat thun­ de daytime and see fifty feet of garden prepares the system for the reception derstorms. blizzards, tornadoes aud hose In a white man's hack yard, wid COM M ERCIAL C O LLEG E and development of the germ s that iilrthqunkes have no effect on dls hook. a yaller oat roostin' on de fence, It am ASHLAND would not otherwise have found lodg­ It takes no holidays off. It makes no a sign dat befo' midnight d at hose am Ashland. Oregon. ment. It is the same with all infec distinctions between rich and pore, de gwlne to disappear. I hnln't sn jlu ' dat lnnercent or do wicked. Brudder Shin de yaller cat nm gwlne to swnller It, tious diseases. Diphtheria, scarlet will run de temperature of ilc hull up but dc next mawuln’ It will be gone. fever, measles and whooping cough are to 140 degrees by throwiu’ dat last “In addition to de above, 'Brother much more likely to be contracted when soap box Into de stove, and 1 will read: Gardner's Dream nnd Sign Book' con­ Business and Shorthand Training, the child has a cold You will see thorough and practical. “T o dream dat you am roostin’ up n tains hundreds of odder dreams, signs from this th at more real danger lurks tree and de old woman am slttln’ at and tokens, bcglnnln' way hnck to de Six months’ scholarship - - $45.00. in a cold than in any other of the com­ de foot of It wtd a club In her hand j dlsklbery of America and cornin' down Nine months’ scholarship - - 60.00 mon ailments. The easiest and quick­ sorter signifies dat if you make any to de bcglnnln' of de present tight N O T E T H E S P EC IAL: complaints about breakfast next muwu- 1 times. A rabbit's foot goes wid rhery est way to cure a cold is to take Cham­ berlain’s Cough Remedy. The many re In’ dnr will lie an urea of high pressure sale. I f you don't bare luck wid de All HtudentM who secure a nine months' scholar­ In de atmosphere directly olier your i dreams and signs. It will shordy come ship and enter September 7th will be entitled to markable cures effected by this prepa cabin. 1 have found It to come out dat wid de foot—ober fifty different signs the combined course to July 1, 1D0!1. ration have made it a staple article of way on sclienteen different occasions. Including books and stationery, IH3..50. This dat you nin gwlne to be rich befo’ de trade over a large p art of the world “T o dream dat you have speut de year am out; ober n hundred dreams gives you an extra month. For sale by Mary A. Mee. hull day Hshln’ and am je s t gwlne dat must bring you luck, wid Instruc­ home at sundown wldout bavin’ a bite tions bow to dream ’em; homemade Investigate and Tom e. may be taken to mean dat dnr am suu- j and hnud painted and Ject as mnch to PETITIO N FOR LIQUOR L IC EN SE. thin coinin’ to you and dat you’ll git j be relied on as old fashioned 'lasses Address P. R ITN ER , Pres. candy. Woodville Precinct, Jackson County, It liefo’ you am many hours older. “T o dream dat you nm runnln’ across■ “L et us now adjourn.’’ M. QUAD. Oregon:— a field at your best Sliced, wid a roarin’ To the Honorable, the County Court bull nrter you and gainin’ at every J A M in o r it y Holder. of Jackson County, S tate of Oregon: jump, sometimes signifies dat you am We, the undersigned legal voters re­ aliout to find a dollar In de rond. At | Clara—Why are you alw ays com­ plaining because I have other callers? siding in Woodville precinct, Jackson other times It signifies dat you am , You didn't suppose 1 would cease to County, S tate of Oregon, respectfully aliout to lose oue. There is One Way to Save b . attractive Just because we became "D e woman who dreams of bein’ j engaged, did you ? ask your Honorable Body to gran t to Your Piano and That is by M. B. Whipple a licence to sell spiritu­ follered along a highway In de night j George—No. not exactly, but 1 did bite inewl kin wake up In de ! not understand that I was only n mem­ ous, vinous and malt liquors and fer­ by a mented cider, commonly known as hard ■Dawnin' and feel sure dat she ani j ber of an underwriting syndicate.— gwine to hear some news about her re- , Puck. cider, in less quantities than one gallon la lions. De hull pile of ’em are prob- | in the town of Woodville, Jackson ably cornin’ to stay fu r a fortnight, wid < P a c if y in g Her. Call at my atora, next door to County. Oregon, for the period of 12 de ole man out of work and de rent i Drug Store, and see and haar months, from November 4, 1908. a sample of m y work. three months liehlnd. We hereby state in our petition that “ De man who dreams dat he lias Just we each of us reside in said Woodville cast Ills ballot fur president and feel* JOHN ALBERT, precinct and a t the signing of the same lii his pockets t i fiud them empty are legal voters therein and that wi should take warnin’ and git bis $2 In Central Point, Oregon. have each resided in said precinct for adTanee. X X X X BRAND | When you buy Flour always ask for a sack of the peerless VIRGIN’S BEST X X X X BRAND IC 4 . $ | | “Made in Central Point.” | 8 g Patronire Home Industries and Help Build Up Your Own Town. a i + V ir g in ’s B e s t. | (J4-H-HSH-H-+8+ 8 + 8+-H-H?d-H-H? gVH-H<*>H-H-8+ 8 + 8++++«+d-H -« OUR ICE CREAM! CLOTHING C le a n e d , P re»«ed , R e p a ire d . Have you tasted it? Did you use it last Summer? If you did j ou will be a cus­ tomer this Summer, for everybody says it IS THE BEST. Soda Fountain, , Confectioneries, --------- G. S. Moore, J.D . WILLIAMS. Cigars, E tc. A t the Old Stand, Second and Pine Sts. Central Point, Ore. EURO PEA N PLAN F IN E S A M PLE ROOM H otel N a s h W h ite R o c k —- OLservatin Cars. The Home of Commercial and Mining Men W h i t e L e g ’o rn H o te l C H IC K E N S SOMETHING SPECIAL Dining-room Unsurpassed. P r o p r ie to r « Refurnished Throughout éé I AreyouVloing what you can to populate your State? OREGON N EED S P E O P L E —Settlers, honest farmers, mechanics, merchants, clerks, people with brains, strong hands and a willing iieart —capital or no capital. S juthern Pacific Co. (Lines in Oregon) is sending tons of Oregon literature to the E ast for distri­ bution through every available agency. Will you not help the good work of building Oregon by sending us the names and addresses of your friends who are likely to be inter­ ested in this'state? We will be glad to bear the expense of sending them fcomplete information about OREGON and its opportunities. COLONIST TICKETS will be on sale during SEPTEM ­ BER AND OCTOBER from the East to all points in Ore­ gon. The fares from a few principal cities are: From Denver, $30.00 From Louisville, $41.70 “ Omaha, 30.00 “ Cincinnati, 42.20 “ Kansas City 30.00 “ Cleveland, 44.75 “ S t Louis, 35.50 “ New York 55.00 “ Chicago, 38.00 TICKETS CAN BE PREPAID. If you want to bring a friend or relative to Oregon, depos­ it the proper amount with any of our agents. The ticket will then be furnished by telegraph. ! j j i j j C o ., M e d ie n * !- O r e g o n Expert Tuning C o n c e rn in g C h ic k e n s. thirty days immediately preceding our “T o dream of bavin a chicken under signing this petition and th at we will petition your Honorable Body at the each arm Jest as you turn a co’ner and run slnp agin a policeman signifies dat term of the County Court on you have an Inimy dat seeks your de- N o v e m b e r 4, 1908. stm etlon. W beneber I have dreamed A B Bell, L L Oden. A K E arh art, Joe dat dream I have let chickens alone fur Swinney, G H Jones, O W Train, R de next three months. “T o dream dat you woo $3 shootln’ Burkhart, J H Whipp e, G W Rule, C craps ami dat you come home and went S Hatch, Edwin Smith, Sam Mathij, to lied wldout sayln’ anything to dc ole E Boyd, Thos. H B Taylor, John Win­ woman about it and dat you woke up ders. L C Merriam, Henry N utt, Henry next rriawnln’ and found de hull pile Breeding, J M Pitman, J E Estell, J M gone signifies prosperity. De safest Sperry, Raymond Stevens, Chas. M way. how etier, lx to hide de money out- W arren, O Nadeau, C W Horton, G F doahs befo’ enterin’. “To dream o f aeeln’ a gooae cxrryln’ W ert», Henry Laws, Eugene Sanborn, Joseph Burkhart, T W Conway, A J a fox In her mouth algnifles x change of circumstance#. My mewl died on Davie. Fred Minthom, M B Whipple, my hands shortly arter I had dreamed C B McLellan, A Kryg