C E N T R A L P O IN T H ER ALD , T H U R S D A Y , SEPTEM BER 17, 1903,
Osservatili C irs .
market and get my money. Hurrah
for us!”
“The turtles, frogs and carp have
On and after November 15, 1907, the
been counted, have they?” asked Mrs.
gbservation cars between Portland and
Bowser after be had got through dano-
Oakland California, on trains Nos. 15
lng around.
and 16 will be carried through instead Plans to Become a Millionaire by
“ Why, no, of course n ot The man
o f being cut out, as heretofore, at Rose- I
Supplying Croakers.
estimates the number, and be says he
burg.
has made a low estimate. In a month
Southbound, under this new arrange-
from now, or by the time we get out
CARP
AND
TURTLES
TOO.
ment, passengers holding proper trans
there, the Increase will be 10 per cent
We may catch and sell all we can, and
portation and Pullman accommodations
the Increase will make up for i t I can
may occupy these cars on the night
Wants to Trad* His Homs For Somi write him that we will exchange, can
leaving Portland until reaching Eugene
Desolate Land on Which There Is a IV”
at 12:32 a. m.
Small Pond— In Anger He Tells
“ Don’t rush things, Mr. Bowser.
F red P a r k e r , A gt. S. P.lCo.,
Wlfey to Pack Trunk For Mother’s.
Don’t write at a ll Take the train in
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Central Point, Oregon.
the morning and go out there and sec
iCopyright, 1906, by T. C. McClure.)
Mr. Bowser was an hour late In com things for yourself.”
“ But that would look like doubting
Good for Biliousness.
ing home from the office, and Mrs.
his word.” ’
" I took two o f Chamberlain’s Stom Bowser was almost prepared for the
“ You want to doubt until you are sat
worst when he arrived. lie was smil
ach and Liver Tablets last night, and 1
ing and happy. He had a look of Im isfied. You go right out there and see
feel fifty per cent better than I have portance on his face. Even before he the situation of things, and If they are
for weeks,” says J. J. Firestone, of bad entered the gate It was evident all right we will go Into the frog, turtle
and carp business. I have noticed
Allegan, Mich. ‘ 'They are certainly a that something good had happened.
fine article for biliousness.” For sale
“ Don’t ask for explanations now,” he lately that you are growing old and
said In response to her Inquiries. “ A ft have a harassed look on your face,
bp Mary A. Mee. Samples free.
and I think it will be a great thing for
er dinner I will tell you all about It.”
"But has something good happened?” you to get out In the country among
N e w O lubbintr Oiler-
“ Something has, Mrs. Bowser. For the frogs.”
Mr. Bowser looked at her for a long
tune has at last— But wait a little.”
“ Can’t you give me an lnkllug of minute to see if she was sarcastic or In
For a limited time we offer the Cen
earnest and then adopted her sugges
tral Point Herald and the Thrice-a-Week What It Is?”
"Just one little Inkling. W e shall be tion of seeing the other property on the
World (N ew York) each one year for
worth millions of dollars in the course morrow. During the remainder o f the
$2.15. This means 208 papers at a cost J
of the next five years. Not another evening he was busy with figures.
o f only a cent apice
He figured 5,000,000 pairs of frogs’
word now.”
Central Point is going to improve j During the rest o f the dinner hour legs at 50 cents a pair.
more during the present year than in Mr. Bowser sat and grinned and smiled
He figured 3,000,000 turtles at a dollar
,ny year in its past history. You will and chuckled, but no further Informa apiece.
He figured 4.000,COO pounds o f carp
need the Herald to keep posted on tion could lie extracted. It was left to
Mrs. Bowser’s Imagination to conjure at 30 cents a pound.
what is doing at home
up
the
following
possibilities
and
ar
Arrives at Turtle Villa.
A presidential election is coming on
range them In the order given below:
It was a Cripple Creek. It wns a
this year and you will need the Thrice-
He had bought a cow.
Monte Crlsto. It wns a Golconda. It
a-Week World to keep you posted on
He had Invested In a balloon.
was Standard Oil and the steel trust
national affairs, especially regarding
He had Invented something.
combined. A fter an almost sleepless
the political situation in New York.
Fie had bought hens.
night and a bite of breakfast be was
He
had
bought
n
hog.
Better subscribe today
on bis way. nnd by 10 o’clock In the
n o had hit n now hair dvp.
forenoon he bad reached Turtle Villa.
He was going to raise cattle,
The place was a mile from the rail
Best Treatment for a Burn.
n o was going to Africa.
road station. It was a poor old frame
It
was
a
burglar
alarm.
I f for no other reason, Chamberlain's
house which had never been painted
It was a fire escape.
and never quite finished. The orchard
Salve should be kept in every house
Explains Hts Scheme.
consisted of two dead apple trees and
hold on account o f its great value in
Wben the meal was at length fin one cherry tree which was trying to
the treatment of burns. It allays the
ished and the sitting room reached Mr. live for spite. The lawn was a mass
pain almost instantly, and unless the
of burdocks and weeds.
injury is a severe one, heals the parts
The lake could bo seen from the
without leaving a scar. This salve is
front gate. It was a pond off at one
also unequaled for chapped hands, sore
side nnd at the foot o f the hill. It was
nipples and diseases o f the skin. Price,
half an acre In extent and at least two
feet deep, and on a log sat a solitary
25 cents. For sale by Mary A. Mee.
bullfrog with closed eyes and a re
signed air.
Summer Excursion Rates to Newport.
“ Ah. I hardly expected you today,”
said tho owner o f the place ns ho came
To afford an opportunity to the peo
out nnd shook hnnds.
ple o f this locality to visit the coast
“ No? I thought I would come nnd
during the Summer months, the South
push things along. You call this house
ern Pacific Company will sell round trip
a villa, do you?”
excursion tickets from Central Point to
“ Well, It will be when It’s finished.
Newport and Yaquima Bay points for
There will be four towers to It.”
#10.00 for the round trip daily from
“ Tin! And this Is the orchard?”
June 1st to October 15th. These tickets
“ Yes, sir. W o had nearly a bushel
of-cherries off thnt tree last summer.”
are good for return passage for six
“ And this is the lawn?*’
months from date o f sale. Tickets
“ It is.”
good only for continuous passage each
“ tJml And down there Is the lake?”
way, except in cases of serious illnqss
“ Yes, sir—Lake Crystal. From that
o f ticketholderor memDer of his family, '
lake yon are to draw your riches.”
when stop-overs or extension o f limit
Mr. Bowser stood nnd took a long
may be arranged.
For further in
look around, and the longer he looked
formation, address or call on
the madder he got. He finally turned
“A
M IL L IO N
ruooa, IIA L V A M IL L IO N to the map nnd said:
F red P a r k e r ,
W m . M c M urray ,
T U R T L E S A N D T H R E E O B P O O R M IL L IO N
“ Fir, you are nn Infernal liar nnd
Agent,
G. P. &. T. A.,
HERMAN c a r p !”
Central Point, Ore.
Portland, Ore. Bowser made a dramatic entrance and swindler, nnd I can lick you In two
minutes by the clock!”
6tf
said:
Then he turned nway and walked
“ Now, then, for explanations, and I
down the path and down the highway
hope that yon will see things just as
and took the train for home. Mrs.
A Traveling M an’s Experience.
I do and there will be nothing to argue
Bowser and the cat were on the front
“ I must tell you my experience on about. I will own up that you have
steps to greet him. nnd ns he ascend
An East bound O. R. & N. R. R. train prevented me from entering Into some ed the steps he was asked:
from Pendleton to La Grande, Ore.,” very foolish speculations, but In this
“ Well, what nbont Turtle Villa?”
■writes Sam A. Garber, a well known case I know 1 shall find all encourage
“ No remarks, woman!” he replied,
ment. You know thnt the times have
traveling man. ” 1 was in the smoking
with a glare. “ You can pack your
been hard for the last few months.”
trunks nnd bo ready to stnrt for your
department with some other traveling
“ O f course.”
mother's at 0 o’clock tills evening.
men when one o f them went out into
"Men with even a good thing on You have made a fool of me for the
the coach and came back and said, their hands have bad hard work to
! last time on this earth.”
M. QUAD.
‘ ‘There is a woman sick unto death in save It, and they are not out of the
the car.” I at once got up and went woods yet.”
Those Scientific Names.
“ Well?"
out, found her very ill with cramp colic;
“ Well, n man was In the office today
her hands and arms were drawn up so
you could not straighten them, and with a good thing. He wantod to raise
a thousand dollars to save It; but. be
with a deathlike look on her face. Two
ing unable to do so, he offered me the
or three ladies were working with her most colossal bargain of the century.
and giving her whiskey. I went to my It’s gigantic.
It’s tremendous. It's
suitcase and got my bottle of Cham something to take your breath nway."
berlain’s Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea
“ I ’m listening.”
“ Mrs. Bowser, where do frogs’ legs
Remedy ( I never travel without it),
ran to the water tank, put a double come from?”
“ They are cut from the bodies of
dose of the medicine in the glass, flour
ed some water into it and stirred it frogs.”
“ And where do we get turtle soup?”
with a pencil; then I had quite a time
••From turtles unless the cook uses
to get the ladies to let me give it to mutton.”
her, but I succeeded. 1 could at once
“ And did you ever bear o f a fish
see the effect and I worked with her, called the German carp?”
rubbing her hands, and in twenty
“ I have. It Is said to be excellent
minutes I gave her another dose. By eating.”
“ And now, Mrs. Bowser, frogs’ legs
this time we were almost into Le
The Insect—Well, of all the Insult«!
Grande, where I was to leave the train. sell at 50 cents a dozen pnlr, and there’s
always a demand. A turtle as big as He says I belong to the antitriologl-
I gave the bottle to the husband to be
the bottom of a quart dish sells for #1. vtdial family! Why. we’ve been bee
used in case another dose should be German carp sell for 30 cents a pound, tles ever since the flood!—New York
needed, but by the time the train ran and the hotels can’t get half enough ■ American.
into La Grande she was all right, and of them. You see all this, don’t you?’
A S tran g. Proceeding.
1 received the thanks o f every passen
“ Yes.”
“ Well, suppose we bad our own pri ! Infant Terrible (watching Uncle
g e r in the car.” For sale by Mary A.
vate lake and In that lake we had a Jack’s fiancee dressing ber hair)—How
Mee.
million- frogs, half a million turtles queerly you do your hair!
and three or four million German i “ How so V
“ Why, Aunt Jane pin« hers to her
carp.
Would there be anything to
Methodist Church Services.
prevent us from becoming million lap, miimmle bolds hers In her teef,
but you leave yours sticking to your
aire«?”
head.” —New York Life.
“ Not a thing.”
Preaching services every Sunday at
1 a. m and every other Sunday even- 1 “ Ab, but that's the way I like to hear
Cute Little Game.
you talk! Now you are taking a w ife
ng at 7:30
Eva—n e Is so considerate o f your
Sunday School every Sunday mom- ly Interest In your husband’s business
ng at 10:00
affair*. You can see as well as I do chaperon, n e buys her such Interest-
Epworth League at 6:45 every Sun- that we would have something better lag books.
lay evening
Edna—Oh, I call that strategy. lie
than a gold mine. Then you will con
Junior Euworth League at 3 p. m.
knows If the books are Interesting aba
sent
to
the
exchange?”
•very Sunday
won't look op too often wben we are
“ But wbat exchanger'
Prayer meeting every Thursday
“ W e are going to oxebange our boose together.—Detroit Tribune.
•vening at 7:3U
and lot for ■ little farm twenty mile«
Precocity.
out. with a private lake on IL There*«
“ Yes. your reverence, oar Johnnie is
a fairly decent house and four acre« of
fo r a Sprained Ankle.
land besides the lake. There's, an or a wonder FIs ran play cards, bowi
A sprained ankle may be cured in
chard. a garden, and the rest 1« lawn. and cuss like a trooper.”
about one-third the time usually re In that lake are the frogs, turtle« and
•Tan he say his prayers?”
quired, by a p p l y i n g Chamberlain’ s carp I spoke of, and all I bare to do la
"N o; he's too little for the'.”* F ile
Liniment freeley, and giving it absolute to haul them out and tend them to •-.•tide Blatter.
rest. For aale by Mary A. Mee.
MEDFORD DOMESTIC
OU R ICE CREAM!
LAUNDRY,
Have you tasted it? Did you use it last
Summer? If you did you will be a cus
tomer this Summer, for everybody says it
Glen Fabrick. Prop.
All kineb Laundry work solicited
Leave package at Stone’s
IS THE BEST.
barber shop or see T. J.
Kelso who will call for
Soda Fountain, Confectioneries,
and deliver family work.
Work guaranteed.
Prices right.
E. J. BONNER
EYE SPECIALIST
Doctor of Opthalmology
Guarantees to fit glasses so they will never
need to be changed.
Office in Grand Theatre big:., Medford, Ore.
In Central Point Monday
of Each Week.
CLOTHING
C le a n e d ,
P ressed ,
R e p a ir e d .
A L L W ORK
GUARANTEED.
Leave orders and packages
at Williams Hotel.
J. D. W IL L IA M S.
THOROUGHBRED
W h it e R o c k
.G S. Moore,
Cigars, Etc.
A t the Old Stand,
Second and Pine Sts.
Central Point, Ore.
Singletrees,
Doubletrees,
Neckyokes
PRICE’S.
cheap
for
The
cash
at
Horseshoer.
W H E N IN T O W N C A L L A T
TH E
OFFICE
For Pure “ Astor” W hiskey
Which is “ the best” in Oregon. Try it and if you don’t
say it is “ the^best” Jack will treat. W e also handle the
Celebrated
C o lu m b ia
B eer
T h e O ffice
M e d fo r d ,
-
-
O regon
and
W h i t e L e j i ’o r n
C H IC K E N S
i f you want a atari in the best strains
o f these famous breeds, buy now.
Call on or address I k e W i l l i a m s ,
18tf
Central Point, Oregon.
H o tel N a s h
The Home of Commercial and Mining Men
H o tel
ASHLAND
COMMERCIAL
COLLEGE
Ashland, Oregon.
F IN E S A M P LE ROOM
E U R O PE A N P L A N
N ash
C o..
P ro p rie to r»
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Dining-room Unsurpassed.
Refurnished Throughout.
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Business and Shorthand Training,
thorough and practical.
Si;' months’ scholarship - - $45.00.
Nine months’ scholarship - - 60.00.
NOTE TUT SPECIAL:
A ll students who secure a nine months’ scholar
ship and enter September 7th will I ni entitled to
♦he combined course to July 1, 1009,
Including- books and stationery, $83.60. This
(fives you an extra month.
Investigate and Come.
Address
F. A . H A W K
General Blacksmithing
Central Point, Oregon.
Repair work of all kinds. Wood Turning and Scroll
Work. Horseshoing and Wagonwork. Cast Iron Braizing.
P. RITNF.R, Pres.
There is One Way to Save
Your Piano and That is by
Expert Tuning
D rop m e a Postal
and I'll Call
A ll
G u aran teed
W ork
Fulljr
A Good Investment.
JOHN ALBERT,
Central Point, Oregon.
DIARRHOEA
There is no need o f anyone suffer
ing long with this disease, for to
effect a quick cure it is on'y neces
sary to take a few doses of
A I/Jt or Block in Central
Point, bought before the next
advance in prices, will insure
you some “ easy money.”
Chamberlain’s
Colic, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy
In fact, in most cases one dose is
sufficient. It never fails and can be
relied upon in the most severe and
dangerous cases. It is equally v a l
uable for children and is the means
o f saving the lives o f many children
each year.
In the world’s history no medicine
has ever met with greater success.
PRICE 25o. LARGE SIZE 50c.
Sold by Mary A. Mcc.
Central Point Townsite Co.,
Herald O ffce,
Central Point, Ore.