C E N T R A L P O IN T H E R A L D . T H U R S D A Y . SE P TE M B E R 10, 190».
Observation Cars
n a n or woman had predicted that they
would make history later on, the pre
dictors would have been laughed at.
On and after November 15, 1907, the
MUs Borgia In particular was looked
observation cari between Portland and
upon as a chump, and It was not unttl
Have you tasted it?
Did you use it last
Oakland California, on trains Nos. 15
World Is Seeking For Heroes and her opportunities began com ing that
and 16 will be carried through instead
Summer? I f you did you will be a cus
any one went out of Ills way to pat her
Glen Fabrick. Prop.
Heroines, Says Q. Hope.
o f being cut out, as heretofore, at Hose-
, on the head and say how smart she
tomer this Summer, for everybody says it
was. Women, you cannot do wbat
burg.
A
'l
kinds
Launt
ry
work
solicited
Joan or Charlotte did—not right now—
¿southbound, under this new arrange
ment, passengers holding proper trans BUT W H A T S T H E D IF F E R E N C E ? but any one o f yon can go home and
Leave package at Stone’ s
become a Borgia and make a name for
portation and Pullman accommodations
yourself.
barber shep or see T . J.
may occupy these cars on the night 8 0 the Men and Women With Whom
” 1 see before me your village cooper.
leaving Portland until reaching Eugene
the Traveler Comes In Contaet He coops because'be thinks It tbe best
Kelso wl o will call for
Soda Fountain, Confectioneries, Cigars, Etc.
at 12:52 a. m.
Think— Despair Not, Counsels the thing he can do at present, but docs It
and
deliver
family
work.
Lecturer.
F rbd P arker , Agt. S. P.iCo.,
follow that he Is always going to coop?
£ l
m m
A t the Old Stand,
Far from It He la simply waiting for
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Central Point, Oregon.
tCopyright, 1308, by T. C. MoClure.]
IV I
Second and Pine Sts.
Work guarai tied. Pricts right.
opportunity to come. It will come, and
“ Fellow Citizens o f Sassafras Hill—I
If he la ready for It no one can tell the
K
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Central Point, Ore,
am proud and happy te be with you heights to which he will climb. What
Good for Biliousness.
this
evening
after
a
twenty*
mile
walk
the opportunity will be la beyond our
“ I took two o f Chamberlain’s Stom
ach and Liver Tablets last night, and I on the railroad tracks from Smoky ken. He may start hie career by lick
Hollow.
Your
town
o
f
’leven
bouses
ing a windmill man or knocking tho
feel fifty per cent better than I have
and a cooper shop does not strike me horns off a kicking cow. Demosthenes,
for weeks,” says J. J. Firestone, o f
as having the bustle o f Clileago or the as history tells us, was waiting bis op
EYE SPECIALIST
Allegan, Mich. "T hey are certainly a wlckedneea o f Now York, but there If portunity and wondering how It would
fine article for biliousness.” For sale time for you to grow to It You have come when an old goat bunted him off
Doctor of Opthalmology
bp Mary A. Mee. Samples free.
had no earthquakes, no cyclone*, nt tbe fence and started a train o f philos
tragedies, to startle the country, bui ophy that stopped not until all the
Guarantee» to fit glasses so they will never
there Is always time for these things
world had beard o f him.
reed to be changed.
N e ’ AT C l u b b i n g O ile r -
When you named your town Sassafras
" 1 see among you a farm er's hired
Office in Grand Theatre big.. Medford. Ore.
Hill you provided It with a future, and man. He Is working for $25 per and
For a limited time we offer the Cen that future will surely come. All board and mending. As he follow s the
In Central Point Monday
tral Point Herald and the Thrice-a-Week you'vo got to do Is to hold on and wait plow he wonders If he will ever be
any greater—If fame and riches will
World (New York) each one year for for It.
“ As there are only four paying peo ever be his. It Is a discouraging out
$2.15. This means 208 papers at a cost
of Each Week.
The
cheap fo r
pie lh the ball tonight, you may have look, and yet how did Socrates begin?
o f only a cent apice
feared that my lecture would not Is He was a swineherd, and there did
Central Point is going to improve
H o rs e s h o e r.
given. You see that It has made no not seem one chance In a thousand
cash at
more during the present year than in difference. My destiny Is the lecture
that bo would ever got beyoud hogs.
,ny year in its past history. You will platform, and when there Is no money He wasn’t half asleep, hut very wide
need the Herald to keep posted on In the house I simply have to walk awake, when opportunity came along,
the farther the next day.
what is doing at home
and he was quick to seize It
W H E N IN T O W N C A L L A T
A presidential election is coming on j "T be subject'of ray lecture this even
“ I see among my audience a hired
lng
Is
‘
Heroes
and
Heroines—Is
There
girl. Her duties are to wash, scrub,
this year and you will need the Thrice- j
a-Week World to keep you posted on j Iioom For Them?’ The answer to this bake, cook. Iron and fifteen or twenty
question
from-
nine-tenths
o
f
my
bear
other things. She hasn’t the slightest
national affairs, especially regarding |
ers Is In tho negative, but they arc hope that the future will bring her
the political situation in New York.
wrong. The great world Is today fairly greatness, but who can tell? She must
Better subscribe today
wait and see and get up nt 4 o'clock In
the morning while waiting. The occa A L L W O R K G U A R A N T E E D .
Which is “ the* best” in Oregon. Try it and i f you don’t
sion may arise for another Charlotte
Best Treatment for a Burn.
say
it i» ‘ ‘the!t>est” Jack will treat. W e also handle tbe
Leave
orders
and
packages
Corday. and if so let the young w-ouian
If for no other reason, Chamberlain’ s
Celebrated
be rca<V
at Williams Hotel.
Salve should be kept in every house
World Wants Heroes.
hold on account o f its great value in
“ My friends, the world wants hevocs
and herelnea today Just as much ns It
the treatment o f burns. It allays the
did when the lioy stood on the hurtling
pain almost instantly, and unless the
deck, and It Is as ready to grant theta
injury is a severe one, heals the parts
fame and renown. And I further tell
without leaving a scar. This salve is
you that tho opportunities are Just ns
THOROUGHBRED
also unequaled for chapped hands, sore
numerous. Do not be disheartened, j
nipples and diseases o f the skin. Price,
Take my ease ns an Illustration. At |
25 cents. For sale by Mary A. Mee.
tho ngo of twenty I had never had a
two shilling pair o f pikik suspenders.
I had gone barefoot all ray life, and
Summer Excursion Rates to Newport.
the only schooling I find was alarm
and
To afford an opportunity to the peo
two months a year. I didn’ t know
ple o f this locality to visit the coast
enough to take off my hat to a cow. [
FIN E S A M P IE ROOM
If any one had talked about I’ lnto In j
EUROPEAN PLAN
during the Summer months, the South
my hearing 1 should have supposed j
ern Pacific Company will sell round trip
the old chap was a hog driver. It was
excursion tickets from Central Point to
town talk that I was a lunkhead and a
Newport and Yaquima Bay points for
doughhead and that 1 didn't know
*10.00 for the round trip daily from
enough to come In wheu It ruined.
I f you want a start in the best strains
June 1st to October 15th. These tickets
’’ Y’ es, 1 was all that at twenty nnd
" c i c m o B U T T E D IN
o f these famous breeds, buy now.
are good for return passage for six
worse nt twenty-five, and thou oppor
The Hosnc o f Commercial and Mining M en
CaU on or address I ke W i l l i a m s ,
months from date o f sale. Tickets aching to give honor and fame to be- j tunity came along. 1 was ready for
rocs and heroines. In my travels 1 al I
Central Point, Oregon.
good only fo r continuous passage each
her. She gave me the cue. and two 18tf
most hourly come In contact with men
days later the shirt that opens in the
way, except in cases o f serious illness and women who say to m o;
back, the Q. n ope Jones shirt, was
o f ticketholder or member o f his family,
“ "What's the nso? There Is no kmg I
H o te l
N a»P » C o .. P r o p r ie t o r »
when stop-overs or extension o f limit er any chance to rise above the coni | Invented, and the world was mine—
from the farm to the rostrum, front ASHLAND
M o d fo r « *. O re g o n
COM
M
ERCIAL
C
0
LEE6
E
may be arranged.
For further in mon herd. There Is no show for me.’
poverty to nflluenco, from nonentity
“ My friends, you have rend of Cice
formation, address or call on
Dining-room
Unsurpassed.
Refurnished Throughout.
Ashland. Oregon.
to fame, from Q. Hope .limes the
ro. What was he os a young man?
F red P arker ,
W m . M c M urray ,
doughhead to Q. n op e Jones Ihe turn
He wono hickory shirts and overalls
Agent,
G. P. &. T. A .,
who has glveu mankind the blessing of •
Central Point, Ore.
Portland, Ore. and one suspender. He spilt rails for the century. Despair not, but wait. It
50
cents
n
day.
lie
dug
potatoes
nud
6tf
will come to you as It has come to me
Business and Shorthand! Training,
hoed corn, and nt twenty-two he had
nnd others. You'may not be a hero or
thorough and practical.
never attended a circus. A tin peddler
heroine today or tomorrow, hut who
S i* months’ scholarship - - $45.00.
could have worked a five dollar coun
A Traveling M an’ s Experience.
shnll say of tho next day. of tho day
terfeit bfll off on him as easily ns a
60.00t
after thnt, o f next week? Wall, but he Nine months’ scholarship - -
*’ I must tell you my experience on
cow kicks over the milk pall. Other
rendy
to
grab
the
opportunity
as
It
an East bound 0 . R. & N. R. R. train young men called him ’ Sissy.’ and time
NOTE THE SPECIAL:
M. QUAD.
from Pendleton to La Grande, O re.,” and again his father told him that be comes gilding by.”
All utudenta who aecure a nin* months’ 'scholar-
writes Sam A. Garber, a well known would never amount to a hill of beans.
ahip and enter September 7th will be entitled to
W bst He Wanted.
“ But Cicero know Ills gnlt. He knew
traveling man. “ I was in the smoking
the combined course to July 1. 1900.
“This dog.” said the fancier. “ Is a i Including E k j o I c h and stationary. $83.50. Thia
department with some other traveling that all things come to him who waits.
perfect type o f a setter.”
Ifivea you an extra month.
men when one o f them went out into He was content to wait until his time
“ Well, perhaps he Is." rejoined the
the coach and came back and said, came. It was years coming to blin. ns prospective customer, “ hut what 1 j
Repair w ort o f all kinds. Wood Turning and Scroll
It may be to yon, but when It came he
Investigate and C«m e.
“ There is a woman sick unto death in
was ready to grasp It A bull got loose want Is n hunting dog, not a type- j
W ork. Horseshoing and Wagon work. Cast Iron Braizing.
the ca r.” I at once got up and went and took after a scboolm s’nm walking setter.’’—Detroit Tribune.
out, found her very ill with cramp colic; along the highway, and Cicero butted
Address F. RITNER, Pres.
A Tip From Eben.
her hands and arms were drawn up so In. He seized that bull by the horns
“ Remember dls. sou.” said Uncle
you could not straighten them, and nud twisted his neck and heaved the
with a deathlike look on her face. Two palpitating body over the fence, and Eben—“ dar ain’t no work you klu out
out fob yobaelf as hard ns tryla’ to git
or three ladies were working with her In a day he was famous. From thence
tboo tlfe wlfout workln’.’’—Washing
and giving her whiskey. I went to my on he began to climb, and yoa who ton Star.
There is One Way to Save
suitcase and got my bottle o f Cham are familiar with his history know
to what heights ho attained—a hero,
Your Piano and That is by
Abeentminded
Clerk.
berlain’ s Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea
an orator, a philosopher, a scholar.
Remedy (I never travel without it), And It all came about because 1» was
ran to the water tank, put a double ready to seize his opportunity when It
dose o f the medicine in the glass, pour came to him. H e wasn’ t sitting down
ed some water into it and stirred it beside n straw stack and saying the
D r o p m e • P osta l and I’ ll Cadi
with a pencil; then I had quite a time world no longer gave folks a cluuncc.
to get the ladies to let me give it to
A ll W o r k F u lly G u a r a n te e d
Nero as a Youth.
her, but I succeeded. I could at once
“ W ho was Nero as a youth? Old
see the effect and I worked with her, Nero and his w ife were pumpkin poor
JOHN ALBERT,
rubbing her hands, and in twenty They were ns shiftless and lazy ns
minutes I gave her another dose. By growing squashes. They hadn’t tbe
Central Point, Oregon.
this time we were almost into Le ambition to steal chickens. N crogrew
np barefooted and tow headed. He
Grande, where I was to leave the train.
had more appetite thnn clothes. There
I gave the bottle to the husband to be didn’t seem to 1 « one chance In a
used in case another dose should be thousand that be would ever keep out
needed, but by the time the train ran of Jail, hut he felt that opportunity
Abeentminded Clerk (who hns been
into La Grande she was all right, and had something up Its sleeve for him. transferred from notion department)—
I received the thanks o f every passen And so It did hove. Nero was only So you'll take this piano.
Shall 1
A Lot or Block in Central
ger in the ca r.” For sale by Mary A. fifteen years old when one day a send It or will you take It with you?— |
great
man’s
chariot
came
along
tbe
Point, bought before the next
New
York
World.
Mee.
highway with the horses on the run
advance in prices, will insure
and headed straight for the mill pond.
There i* no need of anyone «ufler-
Obviously Bill.
you some "e a sy m oney.”
ing long with thm di»e««er for to
Young Nero didn’ t wait to ponder and
When Bill gets on hie Sunday beet.
Methodist Church Services.
effect a quick cur« it ia on1/ neces
Hie long tailed coat and fancy veet.
wonder and figure It o u t He sprang
sary to take a few dotes of
You ought to see Mm throw his chest.
forward and seized one of the horses
As If he'd been to drill.
Preaching services every Sunday at and brought the runaway to ■ stand
A pretty ngifte then bell out.
It's worth e lot to see Mm strut.
11 a. m. and every other Sunday even still. and tbe big man In the chartot
He thinks he’s mighty stylish, but
piled out to take him In his arms and
ing at 7:30
He's Just the same old BUI.
Sunday School every Sunday morn- j weep tears of gratitude
What fol
ing at 10:00 •
lowed? He tells you. Nero fought
Kis shiny shoes are good and snug;
Epworth League at 6:45 every Sun and fiddled bis way to tbe top. and
HU hat's a tall and glossy plug;
lie ’s shaved the tsistles off hta mug
day i e evening
ve n in g
when he went down at last the crash
In fact, in moat caaee one doee ia
And nxed up fit to kilt.
unior Epworth
League at 3 p. m.
Junior
Ep«
w .a heard all around the world. Bup-
sufficient. It never fails and can be
He Ukee to see the people stars
every Sunday
relied upon in the raoct severe and
When he goes by. 11« doesn't ca rs.
Prayer meeting every Thuraday - o - he had sat on the fence and d e
He acts the blooming millionaire,
dangerous cases. It ia equalJ/ val
ct'-red that the world was don# with
evening at 7:30
But bs's tbs same o ld B ill.
uable for children and ia the means
heroes:
of saving the lives of many children
“ There are women In this audience
It's not the cost, ire not the bat.
each
year.
It’ s not the vest—It Isn't tbst
who hare rend o f Joan of Arc and Lu
For a Sprained Ankle.
In the world'* history no medicine
Will make him an aristocrat
crezta Borgia and Charlotte C orley
baa ever met with greater Micceas.
The chump, though, thinks It wtlL
A sprained ankle may be cured in Not one of those females amounted to
It might work In anotbsr csss.
aout one-third the time usually re- shock* at the iwre of twelve. They
But BUI would not bo hard to plaos
PRICE 25«. LAR6E SIZE 50e.
Unless he got another face.
lired, by a p p l y i n g Chamberlain ’* were simply sitting around with their
He e lust tbs asms old Bin
iniment freeley, and giving it absolute rag dolls and chewing guns. If any
—Chicago Tewa
Sold by Mary A. Mee.
•st. For sale bjr Mary A. Mee.
SULL TMS
MEDFORD DOMESTIC
OU R ICE CREAM!
LAUNDRY.
IS THE BEST.
G
E. J. BONNER
Singletrees,
Doubletrees,
Neckyokes
PRICE’S.
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C le a n e d ,
P ressed ,
R e p a ir e d .
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SOMETHING SPECIAL
F. A . H A W K
..
General Blacksmithing
..
Central Point, Oregon.
Expert Tuning
A Good Investment.
DIARRHOEA
Chamberlain’ s
Colic, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy
Central Point Townsite Co.,
Herald Offce,
Central Point, Ore.