CENTRAL POINT HERALD. THURSDAY. SEPTEMBER 3, 1908.
U nv.lt« C om bination.
T o th e m ind of M rs. A bigail Jen -
1 n lngs th e re w as a s o rt o f dislo y alty In
W . H . N o rcro ss m e t w ith a serious a d m ittin g to an y o u ts id e r th a t a n ativ e
an d p ain fu l accid en t T uesday w hen by of W lllow by could be really eccentric,
u m ir-ste p h e fell fro m th e haym ow o f As fo r a n y th in g beyond ecce n tricity ,
his b arn to th e g ro u n d below a d ista n c e Mr“- J e n n in g s w ould n ev er have ad-
o f 16 fe e t. H e landed on his h ead an d
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r i . R achel O re**, w ho w a s fra n k ly called
neck a n d w as re n d e re d unconc.ous
Dr
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R aw h o u aer w as sum m oned a n d re-
,.N ow _ M n je n n ln g a ," said o n e of
spdnded p ro m p tly an d did e v e ry th in g
board«™ , -d o j.0 u really m e a n th a t
p o ssible to m ak e th e p a tie n t co m fo rt* you've D ev er know n M iss G regg to do
t ie . H e w as re s tin g easy y e s te rd a y a n y th in g th a t y o u ’d call crazy ?"
an d it is believed th a t aside fro m th e ; "N o, I h a v e n 't,” s a id Mrs. Je n n in g s,
shock and b ru ises h is in ju rie s a r e n o t w ith a Arm a n d u n y ie ld in g expression
ab o u t h e r p ro m in e n t chin.
Serious.
“ W hy, w h a t do you th in k o f her
•en d in g th a t b ag of eg g s o v er to th e
C orners to M rs. Cole rig h t in th e box
Water Situation.
w ith h e r la u n d ry w ork a n d n e v e r te ll
ing th e sta g e d riv e r an d le ttin g him
th ro w th e box rig h t off?” In q u ired th e
W. I. V a w te r, o f M edford, is advo
su m m er bonrder.
"M rs. Cole snys
c a tin g to th e w a te r co m m itte e o f th e th e re ’s one s h ir t w a is t sh e ’ll n e v e r be
c ity council th a t th e b e s t p roposition J jb ,e " t o w e a r again.
fo r se cu rin g w a te r is to b rin g in Big | • W ell,” sa id Mrs. J e n n in g s calm ly.
B u tte c reek . T his is th e sa m e proposi- j "j sh o u ld sny a b o u t th a t a s I h av e
tio n w hich w as m ade by th e H erald j ab o u t a n u m b e r of little tilin g s R achel
se v e ra l w eek s ago, th is p a p e r proposing does a n d h as done. She m ay lack In
t h a t th e th re e tow ns, M edford, C e n tral w isdom a n d fo re th o u g h t now an d
P o in t an d Ja c k so n v ille , should join again. B ut, then, w ho d o e s n 't I ’d like
to k n o w ?”—Y outh’z C om panion.
fo rces and b rin g in B ig B u tte w a te r by
pipeline am i supply all th e to w n s o f th e
Show ing O ur M onkey Blood.
valley w ith an a b u n d a n e e o f p u re m oun
T h e b a tsm a n , c o n g ra tu la te d on his
ta in w a te r, besides a big su rp lu s they hom e ru n , slap p ed him self proudly on
would h av e to sell fo r irrig a tio n and tlie c h e s t a n d began to b o ast of still
dom estic u ses to su b u rb a n ‘hom es be Oner hom e ru n s th a t h e h ad m ad e in
tw een th e th re e to w n s. T h e H erald the p ast.
’’Hid yon see th a t g e stu re , th e s tric k
believ es in co -operation in a proposition
like th is one an d believes y e t t h a t its en b re a st? ” sa id a n e th n o lo g ist o f H a r
pro p o sition, or so m e th in g sim ilar to it, vard. ’’W h en ev e r w e m ake t h a t ges
ture In o u r v a n ity w e prove th e D a r
will be adopted.
w inian th eo ry up to th e h i l t
“ Yon know th e gorilla. K ip lin g an d
Du C haillu d escrib e him —a n e n o r
m ous ape th a t lu his Indom itable b ra
W h y Is W o m a n ?
T lnvlog ra n g e d over th e w hole field vado hoots his b re a st w ith n sound like
of sp e cu latio n ns to w h a t w om an is. the rolling of th e m uffled d ru m s of
M em orial day.
th e college p ro fesso r now u n d e rta k e s
” As big a s a bull, a s s w ift a s a c a t
to a n s w e r th e q uestion w hich lias puz as pow erfu l a s an e le p h a n t th e gorilla
zled th e philo so p h ers of nil ugus and believes h im self u n co n q u erab le, a n d In
tell w hy w om nn Is w liat sh e Is. P ro the vain glory of th a t belief he Inflates
fesso r G. S tan ley Ila il d eclares th a t Ills lungs an d bents Ills sw ollen b reast
w om an lias tw o souls a n d m nybe m ore till th e ju n g le rin g s like a gong.
“ W e In o u r m om ents of foolish an d
th a n tw o ; t h a t s h e m ay love a n d hate,
feel Joy anil so rro w , a t th e sa m e tim e (excessive v an ity Inflate o u r lungs and
anil n o t even bo c o r d o n s th a t sh e Is "loP o u r R,r" ll« u l’rw'* t s -
T h u s , alas, w e show th e m onkey
th e su b je c t o f conflicting em otion«. In
blood In u s.” —N ew O rlean s Tim es-
till« w ay he w ould ex p lain th e w orld D em ocrat.
old a lleg atio n th a t w om an Is perverse,
fickle an d deceitfu l. T h e w om an is not
T oo M u c h MuSlo.
bo , b u t h e r “affinity” soul m ay be, an d
“I like ch u rch es to provide fine m u
»he Is n ot responsible, for sh e m ay n o t sic a t nil tim es,” sa id a p ro m in e n t
k n o w of th e sid e ste p p in g o f h e r o th e r clerg y m an , “b u t th e re a re cases on
record w here the m uslq h a s been given
self.
N ot satisfied w ith te llin g w h y w om an too p ro m in e n t a place.
“ A n eloquent b ro th e r d iv in e from
1«, an tfngllsli psychological «h arp , Dr.
S outh C arolina once to ld me th a t going
T h o m a s C lay* S haw , d rops n h in t as to preach a t a s tra n g e c h u rch he w as
to how «he m ay be ch an g e d —th a t Is, If tak en nsldo by a deacon, w ho w h is
»hftnge sh a ll seem w o rth w hile. T h is p e re d :
p ro feseer say« th a t w o m an ’s m oods,
“ ‘Deg p ard o n , sir, b u t I m u st ask
h e r teum , hor In ten sity , “h e r fondness you n o t to p reach longer th a n ten or
fo r clothes an d diam ond«” an d th e gen tw elv e m inutes. I t's th e m usic th a t
e ra l m y ste ry of her n atu re, re su lt from the people com e h ere fo r.’
“T h a t w a s w rong. B ut w o rse still
nn o v erd ev elo p m en t of c e rta in em o
w as th e case of a supply p re a c h e r In a
tion«. I ^ t those so Inclined assu m e
ch u rch fam o u s for Its a n th e m s an d
th a t It 1« tim e to call a h a lt lp th is choruses. T h e s tra n g e r, n ot noticing
O verdevelopm ent. T h e se m a tte rs gen the sc ra p in g an d tim in g of fiddles,
era II j' reg u late them selves, a n d a lre a d y rose a n d began to p reach, w hen th e
th e re Is a t w ork th e a th le tic develop choir lender Jum ped up an d shouted
m en t to c o u n te ra c t th e In h erited m u s a n g rily to him from th e ch o ir loft a t
c u lar w eak n e ss w hich, acco rd in g to Dr. th e o th e r en d of th e ch u rch :
“ ‘S it dow n, m ail! W hen It’s your
S h aw , “ h a s obliged h er to re s o rt to a r
tu rn w e'll tell you.’ ”
tifice to gain her enda." In o rd er to
galu h e r ends by m u sc u la r s tr e n g th wo
Jo y s of th o Interne.
m an imiflt becom e a n am azon, an d
“ If you could see som e of th e vicious
th o se w ho p re fo r a n m nazou to th e
hom e tre a tm e n t applied to c u ts ,” the
p re se n t c re a tu re of alleged “o b stin ac y , y o ung in te rn e a t B ellevue said, “you'd
sy m p a th y an d Jealousy” w ill n eed to w o n d er a t th e co m p arativ ely few cases
ap eak up or th e co u n t on w om an h a te rs of te tan u s. If a p la y fu l m ongrel pup
sn a p s a t you, th e e a s t side k n o w s th a t
will n ev er be polled.
I t 1» difficult to decide w h ich la th e th e only th in g to do is to p ut som e of
s tro n g e r In th ese pro fesso rs th a t th ey th e h a ir of th e dog th a t d id th e b itin g
essay to an aly ze th e g en eral m y stery —th e h a ir m u st be from th a t p a rtic u la r
d o g —Into th e cut. T hey com e w ith In
o f w om an In th is fushlon. th e ir conceit
cisions ree k in g w ith all th e filth im ag
o r th e ir courage. I t la o ftcu said th a t inable—th e d irtie s t cobw ebs fro a i the
w om an Is the w orld’s victim , an d the g a rre t, fo r Instance, w hich a r e eveu
m odern college p ro fesso r seem s not In m ore p o p u lar a s a poultice th a n those
d in e d to sp a re her from psychological m ade of a chew of tobacco. T w o boys
viv isection. P e rh a p s m an Is a n open cam e In recently th e sa m e d ay w ith
book an d so p e rfe c t w ith al th a t he c u ts to w hich c ig a r b u tts b a d l>eeu
offers t\o to m p tn tio u to the m oralizing bound dow n because, they ex p lain ed ,
sc ien tist. H o w ev er, it Is p e rtin e n t to they c lo u t chew tobacco. You c a n 't
convince th e e a s t sid e th a t It’s w rong.
no te th a t u t th e p re se n t tim e tho n a
D ou’t w aste tim e, b ut clean th e w o u n d
tio n al a d m in istra tio n and a t least h alf scientifically, p ray for good luck an d
o f th e sta te s are try in g to h a m m e r men yell *Ne*tF
N ew Y ork Cor. P itts b u r g
in to d oing w h a t is good for them and D ispatch.
to p ro h ib it th em from doing w h a t It Is
said by th e m en th em selv es th ey harm
E nglish a s S u n g .
I ttve opposite to a school w h e re m u.
them selve« In doing. T h e sp e ctacle m ay
n o t h a v e a n y m y stery in It fo r a sc ien ale is carefu lly an d c o n s ta n tly ta u g h t.
tist. b u t to the a v e ra g e o b se rv e r It T h e ch ild ren have a c q u ire d th e diffi
seem s very funny. H ere is w h a t T h a c k c u lt a r t o f d ro p p in g a sem ito n e a m in
ute. B ut th e acce n t em ployed Is even
e ra y , th e learned l>r. t h a w 's fellow
m ore In terestin g th a n th e tone sy stem .
c o u n try m au , said of h is ow n sex m any H ere Is n fa v o rite school song:
yeuYs ago: “ W hich of us can p o in t out F ln h r s . lu v ly f la h r s . lu a g u r d e n y e h m y
In hi« circle m any m en w hose alm s a re
T h e r o w s tii th e r e w ith t h e ir r e u b y lip,
g en ero us, w hose tr u th is n ot only con
P e n k s th e u n n y by lo v e s te h nip,
s tn n t of Us kind, b ut ele v a te d lu d e T e u llp s , tr u l lp s , gy a s a b u tt e r f ly ’s w in g.
r l c h R* ***• cJ.Rhn o£ a kln*»
gree w hose w a n t of m enuness m ak es 1 > 5?**7y
R ic h a s th e c r a h n o f a k in g .
th em sim ple, w ho ca n look th e w orld But n o n e seh f a i r teh m e,
h o n estly In th e face w ith an equal N o n e s e h f a i r te h m e,
As th e s e w ild w o o d tin hr*,
m anly sy m p a th y for tho g re a t and S w e e t Wild fla h rs.
sm a ll? ” P e rh a p s th e fu tu re w om an
» L o n d o n A cadem y.
p ro fe sso r will ta k e up th e h u n t for |
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T h a c k e ra y ’s m an am i tell th e w orld ;
T he T ip T erro r.
w hy he Is. if found, an d also w hy he
“ G ive m e a peuuy, »lr, fo r so m e th in g
Is not. If m issing.
to ont-”
“ B u t you’ve g ot six p e n ce In your
h a n d now . What*» th a t fo r? ”
“Oh, t h a t ’s to tip th e w a ite r, air.**—
L ondon Globe.
Serious Accident.
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Theer is One Way to Save
Your Piano and That is by
Expert Tuning
D ro p m e e P o s ta l e n d I’ll C e ll
A ll
W o rk
F u lly
G u a r a n te e d
JOHN ALBERT.
Central Point, Oregon.
B e u l u m b o t i B a d a s D la la c t ,
S o u th ern people h a r e m uch to h e a r - (
th e a rtic le s In th e roagazlnea. fo r e x
am p le. la w h ich n o rth e rn c o n trib u to r*
try to p u t o ut n e f r o d ialect! I t's enough
to give one th e beezlum bota.—G a lv e s
to n New*.
T h e re Is none m ad e so g r e a t h a t he
m ay both need h elp a n d service a n d
s ta n d In fear of the power an d an-
kindness even a t the mem neat of m or
tals.
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GALVANIZED IRON
The Big Sale
is Off
WATER TANKS
Made from best
grade of stock
But we still have a number pairs of
CUTTERING, SPOUTING GR
ROOF WORK.
S H Q F x S ^ In Broken Lots
that we have placed on the
BARGAIN COUNTER
I will be pleased to give you an estimate on the cost.
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and cut to lower than Sale Prices.
W e have Ladies’ Oxfords
at $1.00 per pair.
SMITH & MOLONY
Z ^ o rv i/E r
The Tin and
Sheet Metal Worker.
Ross Building, Pine Street.
CENTRAL POINT, OREGON.
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Farm and Fruit Lands, City Property, Business
Opportunities, Mining Stocks For Sale.
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NEWPORT
Special attention given to rentings, care and man-
agement of property.
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WE CAN SELL ¡T.
YAQU1NA BAY
Oregon’s Matchless Beach Resort.
“Jar-r-r*r !“
The Place to Go for Perfect Rest and Ev
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Healthful and
Delightful Recreation.
“Was that an earthquake?”
“No. It was the drayman un
loading a shipment of
ITS FACILITIES ARE C O M P L E T E -B est of food and
an abundance of it. Fresh water from springs. All mod
ern necessities such as telegraph, telephone, markets, fresh
ly provided every day. Fuel in abundance. Cottages part
ly furnished or unfurnished to be had cheaply. Strict mu
nicipal sanitary regulations.
Economy, Everlasting and
Mason Fruit Jars and Jelly
Glasses at
NEWPORT is reached by way of the Southern Pacific to
Albany or Corvallis, thenCe Corvallis & Eastern R. R. Train
service daily and the trip a pleasure throughout.
LEEVER’S
Rate From Central Point,
Season Six-Months Ticket $10.
Our elaborate new Summer Book gives a con
cise description of Newport, including a list of
hotels, their capacity and rates.
Call on, tele
phone or write,
If you expect to eat
fruit next winter
you would better
preserve it now.
E. M. CONDIT,
Local Agent, Central Point, Oregon.
WM. McMURRAY,
General Passenger Agent, Portland, Oregon.
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Oregon..
Builders
LEEVER,
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PATTISON’S ADDITION.
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NOW ON THE MARKET.
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This fine, new Addition to Central Point em-
braces some of the most desirable residence
property in the city. The location is high and
day—free from mud in the rainy season—the
ground is level and smooth, the view is excel
lent and pure, soft water may be obtained at an
easy depth.
This property has just been placed on the
market and has not been culled and the first
purchasers will have the entire tract to select
Are y o u doing what you can to populate your State?
OREGON NEEDS PEOPLE—Settlers, honest farmers,
mechanics, merchants, clerks, people with brains, strong
hands and a willing heart—capital or no capital.
Southern Pacific Co. (Lines in Oregon)
is sending tons of Oregon literature to the East for distri
bution through every available agency. Will you not help
the good work of building Oregon by sending us the names
and addresses of your friends who are likely to be inter
ested in this state? We will be glad to bear the expense
of sending them complete information about OREGON
and its opportunities.
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COLONIST TICKETS will be on sale during SEPTEM-
BER'AND OCTOBER from the East to all points in Ore
gon. The fares from a few principal cities are:
From Denver,
$30.00
From Louisville, $41.70
“ Omaha,
30.00
“ Cincinnati, 42.20
** Kansas City 30.00
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Cleveland. 44.75
“ St. Louis,
35.50
“ New York 55.00
•* Chicago,
38.00
TICKETS CAN BE PREPAID.
If you want to bring a friend or relative to Oregon, depos
it the proper amount with any of our agents. The ticket
will then be furnished by telegraph.
E. M. CONDIT. Local Agent. Central Point. Oregon.
WM. McMURRAY, Gen. Pass. Agt.. Portland. Ore.
I use 14 gauge stock
All my work is
or lighter if desired
fully guaranteed
Before th<? rainy season you
should attend to that job of
from.
Buy now and secure for yourself the advance
in values which contemplated municipal im
provements are sure to bring.
For prices and terms, call on or address
S. A. PATTISON,
Owner,
HERALD OFFICE,
Central Point,
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