CENTRAL POINT HERALD. THURSDAY. AUGUST 27. 190S.
What is Best for
Indigestion?
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MEDFORDDOMESTIC
LAUNDRY,
OUR ICE CREAM!
A DEAR LITTLE FINGER.
A Sad Case.
Mr. A. Robinson of Drumquin, Onta
rio, has been lrouted for years with Co Regarded b y Little Clarence's Mam ! A story Is told by a lawyer of Little
Rock. Ark., aliout the sad case of a
inuigestion, and recommends Chamber
ma and by Hia Papa Toe.
native of that town who sought Justi e
lain’s Stomach and Liver Tablets as "Did oo burt oo dear ’ltty finger?”
Have you tasted it? Did you use it last
by rensou of the theft of a horse be
“ the best medicine I ever used.” If So said little Clarence Suiffiy’s moth longing to him. As, however, the man
Summer?
If you did you will be a cus
Glen Eabrick. Prop.
troubled with indigestion or constipa er to little Clarence, who bad Just who took the animal returned It to the
tomer this Summer, for everybody says it
tion give them a trial. They are cer caught one of his fingers In a drawer owner, the lawyer advised the aggriev
All kinds Laundry work solicited
tain to prove beneficial. They are easy and pluched and bruised It a little, ed one to let the matter drop.
"Cnn’t 1 have him arrested for usu
to take and pleasant in effect. Price, whereupon he had set up a howl and
Leave package at Stone’s
25 cents. Samples free at Mary A. r naturally rushed for his mother, aod ry, then?” demanded the man Indig
also naturally Mrs. Snlfily had syin- nantly.
barber
shop or see T. J.
Mee’s drug store.
! pathixed with him deeply.
“What on earth do you mean?”
“Daggone It, mister; he used the
“Did oo huat oo dear ’ltty finger?“
Kelso who will call for
Soda Fountain, Confectioneries, Cigars, Etc.
she said,. And she was also concerned hoss, didn't he? Yes, sir; be used hint
Observation Cars.
and deliver family work.
deeply for fear be had done the finger mighty hard by the looks of him!”
At the Old Stand,
some serious harm, and so straight
Work guaranteed. Prices right.
Second and Pine Sts.
Defined.
way
she
sent
for
the
doctor.
On and after November 15, 1907, the
“Pn, what’s an Infidel?”
Central Point, Ore.
observation cars between Portland and And when the doctor came he looked
“A man who has never had reason
It over and said it really wasn’t any
Oakland California, on trains Nos. 15 thing very bad, that there were no as yet to believe his time had come."—
and 16 will be carried through instead bones broken, Just a little abrasion of Chicago Record-Herald.
of being cut out, as heretofore, at Ro>e- the skin, but he guessed heM put a
little bandage nrouud It to protect It
burg.
EYE SPECIALIST
Southbound, under this new arrange until it got well, and he didn't think he
ment, passengers holding proper trans would need to come ngnln, but if Mrs.
Doctor of OpthalmoJogy
portation and Pullman accommodations ' Snlfily should want the bandage re
may occupy these cars on the night newed, why, If she would hrl::g little
C
uaranteea to fit glasses so they w ill never
Clarence to the office he would fix It
leaving Portland until reaching Eugene up.
need to be changed.
at 12:32 a. m.
*
And did Mrs. Snlfily want the bond
| Office in G rand T h e atre big., M edford, Ore.
F red P a r k e r , Agt. S. P.tCo.,
age renewed? She was at the doctor's
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Central Point, Oregon. office with little Clarence the next day,
In Central Point Monday
and the day after that, and the next
day, and so on continuously. Ami dll
of Eac'i Week.
the doctor think he'd lose his nail?
A Faithful Friend.
cheap for
The
“ 1 have used Chamberlain’s Colic, And would It Lave a sear? She’d hate
to have one of little Clarence's fingers
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy since it scarred. The doctor reassured her from
cash at
Horseshoer,
was first introduced to the public in day to day as he put on the fresh
1872, and have never found one instance wrappings, while Clarence played
—Harper’s Weekly.
where a cure was not speedily effected around through all these days with
by its use. I have been a commercial that dear little finger done up In n big
WHEN IN TOWN CALL AT
The True Summer GirL
traveler for eighteen years, and never bandage.
I n t h e g lo r io u s s u m m e r tim e —
But then a time came when even
start out on a trip without this, n y
I n th e b a lm y m o n th o f J u n e
O r J u ly o r A u g u s t f a i r —
faithful friend,” says H. S. Nichols of Mrs. Suiflly thought It was safe to
T
o b e b o r n is s u r e a boon.
take the bandage off. and. lo, the
Oakland, Ind. Ter. When a man has wound
had loft no scar at all! “Ard
G
ir
ls t h a t c o m e in s u m m e r ’s la p
used a remedy for thirty-five years he Isn't that delightful 7" Mrs. Sniffly
O f h e r n a t u r e h a v e p a rto o k .
knows its value and is competent, to j said to Mr. Snlfily, because she'd hate
B ir d s a n d flo w e rs, p la y m a t e s s w e e t.
T e a c h h e r m u c h f r o m n a t u r e 's book. ALL WORK GUARANTEED.
tpeak of it. For sale by Mary A. Mee. [ to have Clarence have a scar on his
Which is “ the best” in Oregon. Try it and if you don’t
finger.
S w e e t o f te m p e r , k in d o f h e a r t .
Leave orders and packages
say it is “ the^best” Jack will treat. We also handle the
M a n y g r a c e s s h e c a n b o a s t—
And Mr. Snlfily said to Mrs. Snlffiy
at Williams Hotel.
T o e x p r e s s it In a line.
that It was very nice and he was gUid
Celebrated
O f th e b e s t s h e lia s t h e m o s t.
Methodist Church Services.
It had come out all right, but when In
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duo time the doctor's bill came In b -
B o rn In w in te r , s p r in g a n d f a ll—
a little and sahl to himself that
I n th e g lo r io u s s u m m e r tim e
Preaching services every Sunday at sighed
he
hoped
little
Clarence
wouldn’t
get
|
S u m m c r g ir ls a r e e tie e n o f a ll.
11 a. m and every other Sunday even
his finger caught In a drawer very
—C h ic a g o U e c o r d - H e m id .
ing at 7:30
Sunday School every Sunday morn often.—Now York Sun.
THOROUGHBRED
ing at 10:00
Helping the Burglar Out.
The Revolving Cat.
Epworth League at 6:45 every Sun
“John,” she whispered, “there's n
day evening
Little Susie has always been deeply
Junior Epworth League at 3 p. m. interested In mechanical toys and num burglar In the drawing room. He has
every Sunday
bers several among her choicest po«- Just knocked against the piano aud hit
Prayer meeting every Thursday sesslons. Recently the family eat, hav several keys at once’."
evening at 7:30
and
*TH go down,” said be.
ing apparently eaten something which
“Oh, John, don’t do anything rash!"
disagreed with her. began n mad race
“Rash! Why, I'm going to help
aronad the room, leaping chairs, diving
Chronic Diarrhoea Relieved.
under sofas aud turning somersaults. him. You don’t suppose he can re
FINE SAMPLE ROOM
EUROPEAN PLAN
move the piano from the house with
Mr. Edward E. Henry, with the Unit Susie’s mother, much frightened, seized out assistance!”—London Throne.
ed States Express Co., Chicago, writes: j her small daughter and mounted a
convenient table. But Susie remained
“ Our General Superintendent, Mr. j nnsenred. Clapping her hands In glee,
An Omission.
Quick, handed me a bottle of Chamber-1 she shouted, "Wind her up again, f Magistrate—What is the charge
If you want a start in the best «trains
Iain’s Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea! mamma; wind her up again!”—Wom against you this time? Boggs—They erf these famous breeds, buy now.
Remedy some time ago to check an at an’s Home Companion.
cotched me a-stealiug oranges, yer
Call on or address I ke W illiams ,
tack on the old chronic diarrhoea. I
worship. Magistrate—Didn't I tell you I8tf
The Ho ne of Commercial and Mining Men
Central Point, Oregon.
A
Kick
Coming.
when
you
were
here
before
not
to
stool
have used it since that time and cured
anything
more?
Boggs—
No.
yer
wor
many on our trains who have been sick.
ship; you said not to steal any more
I am an old soldier who served with
lemons, but yer didn’t say n word ASHLAND COM M ERCIAL C O LLEG E
H o te l
N a s li
C o., P r o p r ie to r s
Rutherford B. Hayes and William Mc
about oranges.—London Graphic.
Kinley four years in the 23rd Ohio
M
edford.
Oregon
AshlanJ, Oregon.
Regiment, and have no ailment except
Wide
Awake.
Dining-room
Unsurpassed.
Refurnished Throughout.
chronic diarrhoea, which this remedy
Fuddle—You know Stocks, donT yon?
stops at once. ” For sale by Mary A,
Doctor—Yes. Indeed. He Is now a pa
Mee.
tient of mine. Fuddle—I’retty Wide
Business and Shorthand Training,
awake man, isn’t he? Doctoi^-I should
thorough and practical.
say so. I am treating him for Insom
Six month»’ scholarship - - $45.00.
nia.—London Tit-Bits.
Nine months’ scholarship - - 60.00.
Quite the Contrary.
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old chap, it's the easiest thing In the the Including
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booflrs and stationery,.
This !
world!—London Opinion.
give«you an extra month.
of only a cent apice
Central Point is going to improve j
There Is no use running. To set out
more during the present year than in
In time is the main point.—Da Fon i
Repair work of all kinds. Wood Turning and Scroll
»ny year in its past history. You will j
talne.
Work. Horseshoing and Wagonwork. Cast Iron Braizing.
need the Herald to keep posted on j
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X e - y C ltibbiuf^ Oiler-
General Blacksmithing
Central Peint, Oegon.
Diarrhoea
buildings!
Cured.
“ My father has for years been trou
bled with diarrhoea, and. tried every
means possible to effect a cure, without
avail,” writes John H. Zirkle ox Ph.lip-
pi, W. Va. “ He saw Chamberlain’s
Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
advertised in the Philippi Republican
and decided to try it. The result is one
bottle cured him and he has not suffer
ed with the disease for eighteen months.
Before taking this remedy he was a
constant sufferer. He is now sound and
well, and although sixty years old, can
do as much work as a young man.
Sold by Mary A. Mee.
Summer
Excursion
Rates
to
New jw rt.
A Blow to the Gossips.
Among Tabic Ornaments
”XX'h.v are all you women down on
Mrs. Weedes? Yon were very sorry
for her when her husband died.”
“Tes. and how did she repay our
Interest in her? She fixed things so
that none of the papers would publish I
the amount of money hor husband
left.”—Philadelphia Tress.
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Gyer— 1 understand young Seers was
married last week.
Mycr—Yes. He married a clairvoy
ant.
Gyer—Indeed! Case of love at second
sight. 1 suppose?—S t Louis Tost-Dls-
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It Would Seem So.
“There don’t seem to be any children
on the street In your town.”
"Nope. They’re all stayin' In. One
of the Hons In tb' show tip yonder got
out of his cage yesterday an’ ain't
been caught y e t” — Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
m n re M c fllH P « M * r r
* w H P « » l » r n a « r . M in ft»* V n h e â
T h e r e * i » m • m o re
rn *
1 h i* U • »
h .*n o f a n y > t b r r
e I pi
p lie ft y .
a c c o u n t o f » h e ir -.«yl«, a c c u r a c y a n d
a well-filled decanter has first choice
among “choice spirits.” That “ little
drop of something” that sounds so
vague and mysterious, has really a
definite meaning when it is bought of
us. It then means "something g o o d . ”
Everybody likes to blow their own horn,
but our customers are the ones that
give us the most praise. They swear
by the high quality Wines and Liquors
that we handle. You'll do the same
After trying them.
To afford an opportunity to the peo
ple of this locality to visit the coast
during the Summer months, the South
ern Pacific Company will sell round trip
excursion tickets from Central Point to
Newport and Yaquima Bay points fur !
»10.00 for the round trip daily from
A Business Practice.
"I don't see why you want to marry
June l8t-to October 15th. These tickets
Pori and Sherry for family Use.
are good for return passage for six a girl who Is an embroidery expert”
“What has her business to do with
months from date of sale. Tickets
Mail orders given prompt attention.
good only for continuous passage each « r
••XVhy, she Is such a designing young
way, except in cases of serious illness person."—Baltimore American.
of ticketholderor memoerof his family,
H. O. WILKINSON, Prop.
when stop-overs or extension of limit
Very Remarkable.
- - OREGON.
may be arranged. For further in "He's a remarkable man. Takes a MEDFORD
— Phone 214—
cold bath every morning.”
formation, address or call on
•But”—
F red P arker ,
W m . M c M urray ,
••Without bragging abcut It"—Kan
Agent.
G. P A- T. A.,
Central Point, Ore.
Portland, Ore. sas City Journal.
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DIARRHOEA
T h e r e is n o n e e d o f a n y o n e s u ffe r
in g lo n g w ith th i s d is e a s e , fo r to
e ffec t a q u ic k c u r e it is on*y n e c e s
s a r y t o take a few d o s e s o f
A Lot or Block in Central
Point, bought before the next
advance in prices, will insure
you some "easy money.”
Chamberlain’ s
Colic, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy
In fact, in m ost cases one dose is
sufficient. It never f a ils a n d can be
relied upon in the m ost severe sn d
dangerous cases. I t is equally v a l
uable for children and is the m eans
of savin g the lives of m any children
each year.
In the world’s history no m edicine
has ever m et with greater success.
PRICE 26«. LARGE SIZE SOe.
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A . Ja»«.
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H eraU O f fee,
Central Point, Ore.