I
CENTRAL POINT HERALD, THURSDAY, AUGUST 20. 1908.
W hjt Is Best fu r
J u d g m e n t W a s C o n fir m ed .
Indigestion?
OUR ICE CREAM!
THE SCArEQ U AL
A certain old tim e justice of tha
pence, w ishing.to tiring suit ag ain st a
U m p ire , In th e * tin e 's b e g in n in g ,
I citizen, consulted the sta tu te s and
S ev en s t r i k f s w< io p itc h e d t h a t In n in g : i found th at suits of stu b a character
‘‘B alls'* th o u c a lle d th e m ; th in e th e s in
m ight be brought before any Justice
n in g .
Have you tasted it? Did you use it last
O n th y h e a d th e g u ilt.
of the peace.
Summer?
If you did you will be a cus
"W ell, then.” thought he. “I'll Just
U m p ire , h o w c o u ld s t th o u h a v e b e c k
tomer this Summer, for everybody says it
try the case myself.”
oned
Straightw ay be made out a w rit
B a lly h o o le y In fr o m s e c o n d ?
S a fe he w a s. a n d 111 th o u re c k o n e d .
against hts adversary and signed It.
O n th y h e a d th e g u ilt.
On the day set for trial the defendant
appeared with counsel. Both gentle
U m p ire . F lim fla m fu m b le d b a d ly ,
M u ffe n g ra b b lt p la y e d b u t s a d ly ,
men not unnaturally objected to the
B u t w e w itn e s s e s c rie d m a d ly ,
constitution of the court.
“ O n th y h e a d th e g u il t! “
Soda Fountain, Confectioneries, Cigars, Etc.
“W hy,” dem anded the Justice, “do
U m p ire , th o u g h o u r p it c h e r to s s e d th e m ,
Observation Cars.
you deny th a t I am a Justice of the j
T h o u g h o u r c a tc h e r d o d g e d a n d lo s t
At the Old Stand,
peace?”
th e m .
The law yer w ould not contest this |
Second and Pine Sts.
T h y s in s w e re th e o n e s w h ic h c o s t
On and a fte r Novem ber 15, 1907, the
th e m .
point, but argued th a t such a construc
Central Point, Ore.
O
n
th
y
h
e
a
d
th
e
g
u
ilt.
observation cars betw een Portland and
tion of the law w as against all sense j
Oakland California, on trains Nos. 15
U m p ire , th o u g h o q r h i t s w e r e s c a tte r e d . and reason.
T h o u g h o u r Held d e f e n s e w a s s h a tte r e d .
A vigorous altercation ensued, a n d 1
and 16 will be carried through instead
L i ttl e h a d th e s e d e ta ils m a tte r e d .
then the Judge rem arked th a t not for j
of being cut out, as heretofore, a t Ro-e-
O n th y h e a d th e g u ilt.
the world would he have tw o gentle
im rg.
m p ire , e a c h c a u s e h a t h it s m a r ty r
men suppose him governed by any per
Southbound, under this new arrange- ' U
W h o c a n n e v e r h o p o to b a r t e r
sonal considerations. “I will there- i
m e n t, passengers holding proper tr a n s - 1 M e re ly g o o d I n te n t f o r q u a r t e r .
fore,” he added gracefully, "render
O n th y h o a d th e g u ilt.
portation and Pullman accommodations
Judgm ent against myself and then W ILL BE MADE T H IS SEASON BY
U m p ire , th o u g h w e fla y a n d flo u t th e e .
m ay occupy these cars on the night
appeal to the suprem e court.”
e w ill d o u b t th e e .
leaving Portland until reaching Eugene ' T W h h o a u t g h w o f o u r ld e v b e a r s w
"B ut the m ischief of it w as,” said
e b a ll be w ith o u t th e e ?
the Justice, relating the story a fte r
a t 12:32 a. m.
O n th y h e a d th e g u ilt.
—S u c c e s s M a g a z in e .
ward, " th a t when my judgm ent got to
F red P arker , Agt. S. P .’Co.,
tho supremo court It w as unanim ously
31 t f
C entral Point, Oregon. !
T h e A nnouncem ent.
reaffirmed.”
Tho leading man bad Ju st appeared
(L IN E S IN OREGON)
before the curtain.
T h e D o g 's Tail .
A IdHhlul friend.
FROM
It w as not in response to an en
A prom inent citizen w as on trial
cheap for
The
“ 1 have used Cham berlain’s Coll
thusiastic recall.
T he play, lu fact. charged with harboring a vicious dog.
C holera and D iarrhoea Remedy since it hadn't commenced,
Tho attorney for the defense had
cash at
Horseshoer.
w as first introduced to the public in
Everybody leaned forw ard to catch |)Peu consulting a dog expert and had
1 learned th a t I f a dog holds Ills tall up
1872, and have never found one instance his words.
AS FOLLOW S
I-adtes and gentlemen, * ho clearly over his back w hen he barks tie Is not
•where a cure w as not speedily effected
and forcibly announced, “the manage angry, while If he holds It straig h t out
Both W .y .
One W e r i
by its use. I have been a commercial
WHEN IN TOWN CALL AT
T hrough
m ent regrets to state th a t owing to
tra v e le r for eighteen years, and never the continued high price nnd scarcity behind hlui he Is lu a belligerent, blood
C
a lifo r n ia
P o r t la n d
thirsty frurnc of mind. Anxious to air
s t a i t out on a trip w ithout this, my 0f « k ite paper the snow storm In the his newly (required inform ation, the
$82.30 $87.50
faith fu l frie n d ,” says H. S. Nichols of th ird act will have to he om itted.’
law yer began cross questioning the Chicago
O akland, Ind. Ter. When a m an has Minneapolis Journal.
prosecuting w itness thus:
77.30 82.50
-used a remedy fo r thirty-five years he j
“ Now, did you notice the position In St. Louis
.
All H . Had.
know s its value and is com petent t o :
which tills dog's’tall w as held wheu he
69.80 81.75
St. Paul
A certain Kentucky Justice of the came a t you?”
speak of it. F or sale by Mary A. Mee.
Which is “the best” in Oregon. Try it and i f you don’t
peace w as called upon to m arry a run
"I did not,” said the w itness, “for
69.80 75.00
aw ay couple who drove up to his th a t was not the end from which 1 Omaha
say it is ‘‘the^best” Jack will treat. We also handle the
house. W heu the final w ords were anticipated injury. I had another end
Celebrated
69.80 75.00
Methodist Church Services.
said the bridegroom fum bled In Ids In view. Now, If the dog had been a Kansas City
pockets and finally fished out a silver hornet”—
TICK ETS W ILL BE ON SALE
dollar.
“No levity, sir!” thundered the a tto r
Preaching services every Sunday a t
"Jedge,” said he. “ this here’s all the ney. "A nsw er the question. In w hat
May 4, 18
11 a. m. and every o th e r Sunday even cash I’ve got In the world. If you
position w as the dog's tall when he
in g a t 7:30
w
ants
It.
you
kin
have
It.
hut
1
don't
came at you?”
June 5, 6, 19, 20
Sunday School every Sunday m orn
m ind telllu’ you th a t I set it aside for
"I believe, sir.” faltered tho terrified
ing a t 10:00
the
honeymoon
expenses.”
witness,
"th
a
t
it
w
as
behind
him.”—
E pw orth L eague a t 6:45 every S u n -!
July 6, 7, 22, 23
Chicago News.
•day evening
Ju n io r E uw orth L eague a t 3 p. m. j
A R e a s o n a b le A rg u m e n t.
August 6, 7, 21, 22
« v e ry Sunday
T h e King’s C ock C ro w e r.
P ra y e r m eeting every T hursday
Good
for
re tu rn In 90 days with stop
i In the good old tim e there w as an
•evening a t 7:30
I English court official known ns the over priveledgeat pleasure within lim it
k in g s cock crower. It scorns a strange
office. Why did the king require 8 cock
Chronic Diarrhoea Relieved.
| crower, nnd why could not the common
F IN E SA M PLE ROOM
EU RO PEA N PLAN
Mr. Edw ard E. H enry, with th e U nit- j
barn door variety s e n e Ills m ajesty's
I purpose? The reason, as you shall see,
• ed S ta te s E xpress Co., Chicago, w rites: i
| w as th a t the barn door variety ennuot
“ O ur G eneral Superintendent, Mr.
be depended upon for times nnd hours,
Quick, handed me a bottle of Cham ber- j
and he has never been persuaded to ob
Ja in ’s Colic, Cholera and D iarrhoea j
F or fu rth e r inform ation call on
serve Lent. Now, this was a pious cus
'Remedy some tim e a^o to check an a t
tom and a religious duty. All through
tack on th e old chronic diarrhoea. I
FRED
PARKER, Local Agt.,
L ent the king’s cock crow er crowed
The Home of Commercial and Mining Men
•have used it since th a t tim e and cured i
Instead of railing the hours of the night
Or
w
rite
to
m any on our tra in s who have been sick. ;
In the palace.
n e began on Ash
I am an old soldier who served w ith |
l W ednesday, when he entered the hall
WM. McMURRAY,
: tn which the king’s supper w as served,
R utherford B. H ayes and W illiam M e -;
H o te l
N atsli C o., P r o p r ie to r «
G eneral P assenger A gent,
Kinley four y ears in the 23rd O h io ; A ttendant a t Museum — Sir, you and then crowed the hour tn the pres
M e d fo r d - O reg on
R egim ent, and have no ailm ent except j know very well th a t dogs are not nd- ence of the royal party. The m eaning
PORTLAND, OREGON:
of
the
custom
Is
obvious.
It
w
as
only
Dining-room Unsurpassed.
Refurnished Throughout.
•chromc diarrhoea, which this rem edy j m itted here.
one of the m any ways In which the
Visitor—lie Isn’t m y dog.
F a r sale by M ary A,
stops a t once.
history of the C hristian religion was
A ttendant—B ut It followed you In.
Mee.
brought home to the m inds of people
Visitor—Well, so did you.
bisfore the reading of the gospel In the
vernacular. The office w as continued
A C in ch.
N e t CUibUm p: «Iller.
“lie certainly has a good disposition. down to the year 1822.—Loudon Queen.
The lust tim e I saw him he w as look
“ T h e G re a te s t W idow er.”
ing for wolk, and he d id n 't seem the
F or a lim ited tim e we offer th e Cen
Tills is said to be Vhe title of a genu-
least hit unhappy.’’
t r a l P oint H erald and th e Thrice-a-W eek
“No. T h a t’s w here he’s happiest, be lne essay evolved some years ago by a
W orld (New Y ork) each one y e a r for cause w hen he's looking for work he boy in a Welsh hoard school:
“K ing H enry VIII. w as the greatest
*2.15. This m eans 208 papers a t a cost h asn 't a n y to do.” —Catholic Standard
widower th at ever lived. He w as bom
nnd Times.
•of only a cen t apice
ALL WORK GUARANTEED.
a t Anno Domini In the y e ar 1000. lie
C entral Point is going to im prove |
had
010
wives
beside*
children.
The
K nocking th e N eighborhood.
Leave orders and packages
•more during the present y ear than in ]
,ny y ear in its p a s t history. You will j “ I nnderstnnd th a t your great g reat first w as beheaded nnd executed. The
at Williams Hotel.
Repair work of all kinds. Wood Turning and Scroll
second
w
as
revoked.
She
never
smiled
meed the H erald to keep posted on g ra n d fa th er bought th is place for a again. But she said the word ‘Calais'
Work. Horseshoing and Wagonwork. Cast Iron Braizing.
song.”
w hat is doing a t home
"Yes.” answ ered F arm er Corntossel; would lie found on her h eart a fte r her
A presidential election is coming on “an' th a t's why the fa in ’ly has been «loath. The greatest mail In tills reign
th is y ear and you will meed the Thrice- terribly prejudiced ag ain st music ever w as Lord S ir G arret Wolsey. He wns
s ir named the Boy Bachelor. Tie was
a-W eek World to keep you posted on since.”—W ashington Star.
horn n't the age of 15. unm arried
m atlonal affairs, especially regarding
H enry V H L w as succeeded on tile
ithe political situation jn New York.
A n o t h e r M onopoly .
throne by his great-grandm other, the
B e tte r subscribe today
Mis* Do Young—Stella tells me she
has an engagem ent for every uigbt beautiful and accomplished Mary,
queen of Scots, som etim es known as
next week?
the Lady of the Lake!”
Miss De Playne—I don't think th a t is
Diarrhoea Cured.
right when there are so many girls
“ My fa th e r has for years been trou- th a t c an 't get engaged a t all.—Detroit
Among Tabic Ornaments
'bled w ith diarrhoea, and tried every Tribune.
•means possible to effect a cure, without
Explained.
a v a il,” w rites Jo b s H. Zirkle of P h ilip -,
Tess—She speaks of him as a "like
T h e r e i n more M r C l t l l P u t t e r n « «old in th e U n ite d I
pi, W. Va. " H e saw C ham berlain’s j
Stet*-« t li in <»f a n y oth - r m a k e o I p a i terne. T t u « ui o b
ly" young man. W bat does she mean
acc o u n t ut th e il » ly le , acern-s-y a n d s im p lic ity .
•Colic, Cholera and D iarrhoea Remedy by th at?
! t | c f ' n l l ’ a .TI n « H /.i T h e ( J a r e n o í F a s h io n ) ha»
advertised in the Philippi Republican
in o rt*'ih n - ibera t h n a n y o th e r L a d i e s 'M a g n in e
One
Jess—T hat means a young man who
v r a i 's s u b s irii- ih n ( i* nnm bart.
u «n 5 U r e n i » , I .at eat
and decided to try it. The resu lt is one ; nkes her well enough to speak of her
n .o th e r, H C e n t n .
K v r . y « u U c r ib c r g e ts a M c C a l l F a i
tern F r e e .
S u U r r ib e to d a y.
q
ibotUe cured him and he lias not suffer a s “lovely.”—Philadelphia Press.
L a d y A e f i n i a W a n t e d . H an dv»m* premio ma o í !
I lib ara •••), ■ ,n .m .v m n
P a t t e r n C a ta lo g u a ) o f 6»*> de
ed with the disease for eighteen months.
a ’ -a) ai d 1‘reim m < a t a l o -ue (» howii. g ex« preiii**jo.‘
• c u t i l cts.
T H E M cLA L L C C „ N« w
No R o o m to P a s s .
B efore taking this remedy he was a
“ W as I scared?" exclaimed Miss La-
c o n stan t sufferer. He is now sound and
well, and although sixty years old, can cer. “ Well. I should say! My heart
do as much work as a young m an.” sim ply sank dow n Into my boots!”
“ Impossible!” retorted her candid
Sold by M ary A. Mee.
friend. “ It couldn't possibly get past
A Lot or Block in Central
your w aist.”— Jloustou Post.
Mr. A. Robinson of Drumquin, Onta- j
iio, has been troubled for years with
¡in ¡gestion, and recommends Chamber
la in ’s Stom ach and Liver T ablets as
“ the best medicine I ever used.’’ If
troubled w ith indigestion or constipa
tion give them a trial. They are cer
tain to prove beneficial. They a re easy
to tak e and pleasant in effect. Price,
25 cents. Sam ples free a t Mary A.
M ee’s drug store.
LO W
IS THE BEST.
RATES .G S. Moore,
EAST
SOUTHERN
PACIFIC
Central Point, Ore.,
Singletrees,
Doubletrees,
Neckyokes
PRICE’S.
THE
OFFICE
For Pure “Astor” Whiskey
C o lu m b ia
Beer
T h e Office
M e d fo rd ,
REMEMBER
THE DATES
-
-
O reg o n
H otel N a s h
CLOTHING
C le a n e d ,
P ressed ,
R e p a ir e d .
F. A. HAWK
General Blacksmithing
Central Point, Oegon.
J. D. WILLIAMS.
A Good Investment.
Summer incursion Rain D Newport.
T h e R ea l S e q u e n c e .
a well-filled d ecanter has first choice
among “ choice sp irits.” T h at “ littla
drop of som ething” th a t sounds so
vague and m ysterious, has really a
definite m eaning when it is bought of
us. It then m eans "som ething good . ”
Everybody like* to blow th e ir own horn,
but our custom ers a re th e ones th at
give us the m ost praise. They sw ear
by the high quality W ines and Liquors
th a t we handle. You’ll do the same
a fte r try in g them .
Mrs. rre m le re —You alw ays get a
To afford an opportunity to the peo
new gown before you go aw ay ou a
p le of this locality to visit the coast visit, don't you?
d u rin g the Sum m er months, the S o u th -1 Mrs. Seconde—No. I alw ays g i a w a y
e rn Pacific Company wlil sell round trip on a visit a fte r I get a new gown.—
excursion tic k e ts from Central Point to W om an's Home Companion.
N ew port and Yaquima Bay points for
C a r r i a g e to M a tc h .
•10.00 fo r the round trip daily from
” 1 board Miss Gaduliout wondering
Ju n e 1st to O ctober 15th. These tickets
a re good fo r re tu rn passage for six the other day w hat sort of an electric Port and Sherry for family Use.
she should get ”
m oaths from date of sale. Tickets
"I would advise her If she w ants
Mail orders given prom pt attention.
good only for continuous passage each som ething fitting to buy a ru n a b o u t”—
way, except in cases of serious illness Baltim ore American.
o f ticketholderor m em ner of his family,
w hen stop-overs o r extension of limit
The R .te rt Courteous.
H. O. W ILK IN SO N , Prop.
m ay be arranged.
For fu rth e r in
The W rlte r-A h . laugh at me If yon MEDFORD
- - OREGON,
will, but I will w rite of you in my jour- j
—Phone 214—
form ation, address or cal! on
cal th a t which will m ake yon sick!
F red P a r k e r ,
W *. M c M urray ,
T he A rtU t — E verything th a t m o n - ------------------------------------------------------
A gent,
G. P & . T. A.,
C entral Point, Ore.
Portland. Ore. sleur w rites make* me sick «New York
Life.
| Subscribe fo r the H krai . o .
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“WEARY'S"
DIARRHOEA
T h e r e is n o n e e d o f a n y o n e s u ffe r
in g lo n g w ith th i s d is e a s e , for to
e ffec t a q u ic k c u r e it is o n 'y n e c e s
s a r y to ta k e a few d o s e s o f
Point, bought before the next
advance in prices, will insure
you some ‘‘easy money.”
Chamberlain’ s
Colic, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy
I n fa c t, in m o s t c a s e s o n e d o s e is
s u f f ic ie n t. I t n e v e r fa ils a n d c a n b e
r e lie d u p o n in t h e m o s t s e v e r e a n d
d a n g e r o u s c a s e s . I t is e q u a lly v a l
u a b l e fo r c h i ld r e n a n d is th e m e a n s
o f s a v in g th e liv e s o f m a n y c h ild r e n
e a c h y e a r.
I n th e w o r ld 's h is to r y n o m e d ic in e
h a s e v e r m e t w ith g r e a t e r s u c c e s s .
PRICE 25e. LAR6E SIZE SOe.
do. i i»i Mary
.*!•«.
Central Point Townsite Co.,
Herald Of fee,
Central Point, Ore.