CENT R XL POINT HERALD. THURSDAY. AUGUST 6, 190S.
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T n j Y r e a j u r y V ault«.
Wiiat is Best for Indigestion?
^
The tirst question the average vis
Mr. A Robinsun o f Drumquin, Onta 1 *1
itor to the Uuit^l States treasury
a l e s s o n in
rio, has been troubled for years with
building asks Is, “Couldn't burglars
DETECTIVE WORK. I turn tel under the vaults and rob the
i . ¡gestion, and recommends Chamber
lain's .stomach and Liver Tablets as *?YV7VYY?TTf 77VTVTfY* ¥VTV * government T ' Well, that Is not likely.
Have you tasted it?
Did you use it last
“ the best medicine I ever used.M If
All uruied guard sits beside the vaults,
(Original.]
Summer?
II'
you
did
you will be a cus
trouohid with indigestion or constipa
n o w .ltd l hjpjHMi to go Into the de- ! Nvery twenty minutes he Is required
tomer this Summer, for everybody say» it
tion give them a trial. They are cer- tective line? 1 was put iu it by a to ri,1S UQ nlalm f uat to sbow tUat
tain to prove beneficial. They are easy j singular coincidence. 1 had no more is awake. An armed patrol makes the I
tn take and pleasant in effect. Price, idea of being a detective than being rounds hourly. Secret service men in !
! plain clothes, with concealed weapons,
25 cents. Samples free at Mary A. president of the T'nited States. 1 never
j keep watch and ward outside and in-
M ee's drug store.
developed any fancy for such work, ' side the building. As to tunneling, the
never read detective stories or took | oAicinls hold thut if a man by any pos- ,
any interest in the methods of how- j sibility should mauage to bore uuiler-
Soda Fountain, Confectioneries, Cigars, Etc.
Observation Cars.
real cases were managed. What I did ! oentii a vault the heavy metal would
At the Old Stand,
hoar o f such matters they Ailed me w ith crush him to n Jelly, thus administer
ing a lasting gold cure. Even if the
Second and Pine Sts.
On and after November 15, 1907, the a belief that this business o f noticing
I tunnel burglar should get away with
observation cars between Portland and how far a match was burned or which his life he could not get away with i
Central Point, Ore.
Oakland California, on trains Nos. 15, end of a cigarette was lighted Arst to i much gold. Ten thousand dollars in (
and 16 will be carried through instead gain a clew bad nothing to do with double eagles
weights thirty-eight
tracing criminals.
o f being cut out, as heretofore, at Ro-e-
One day I wus in a street car going pounds. Forty million dollars in gold j
burg.
I home from a bank where 1 was em- certlAcates o f the »10,000 denomination
Southbound, under this new arrange-, ployed on a fairly good salary when I weighs eleven and a half pouoda.
ment, passengers holding proper trans- saw a man fumble in his pocket for Even burglars prefer the gold certiA-
portation and Pullman accommodations change to pay bis fare. A few miu- cates to the real tiling.—Buffalo Times. W IL L BE MADE TH IS SEASON BY
may occupy these cars on the night l:b' s later a woman picked up a folded
Journalistic Revenges.
leaving Portland until reaching Eugene
t,le ®°°r a,l<1 handed it to him,
The curious boycott of the press in
asking him if he hadn't dropped it
at 12:32 a. m.
He unfolded it, cast 11 glance at it. the Berlin parliament had a precedent
/
F red P arker , Agt. S. P.'Co.,
paled slightly and handed It back to in the mother o f parliaments, the Brit
S ltf
Central Point, Oregon. her in a hurry, denying the ownership. ish house o f commons. A writer iu
The woman asked one or two people Harper's Weekly recalls that the per
(LINES IN OREGON)
sitting near If they had dropped It, but son involved was no less a celebrity
A Faithful Friend.
they all said they thought they bad than the late Daniel O’Connell. He
condemned
the
inaccuracy
of
the
par
FROM
cheap
“ 1 have used Chamberlain’ s Colic, not. I asked the woman to let me see liamentary reports, but Re forgot to
I It. It didn’t take me long, backed by
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy since it
make
allowance
for
acoustic
difficulties
my banking experience, to decide that
cash
Horseshoer.
was first introduced to the public in it was counterfeit.
and the buzz of intervening conversa
1872, and have ne. er found one instance ■ This was the first time I ever showed tion. He charged the reporters with
AS FOLLOWS
where a cure was not speedily effected u faculty for detective work. I noticed the malicious suppression of his speech
Both W a y .
O n* W ay
by its use. 1 have been a commercial I that no one showed any nnuaual euio- es, and the gallery then refused to re
W H EN IN TOWN CALL AT
Through
via
traveler for eighteen years, and never Hon in looking at the bill e ^ o p t the port him at all. Dan stormed and
Portland
California
thundered
in
vain,
even
moving
that
start out on a trip without this, my I 111:111 who was supposed to have drop-
the ringleaders be brought to the bar
fa ith fJ friend.” says H. S. Nichols of j ped lt; «'lerefore there was a proba
$82.30 $87.50
bllity that he was a counterfeiter. But of the house. Finally he apologized, Chicago
Oakland, Ind. Ter. When a man has
I said nothing, simply handing It back and all was well. Lord! Lyttleton In
used a remedy for thirty-five years he to the woman.
77.30 82.50
1871 fell foul of the press In the same St. Louis
knows its value and is competent to
But my curiosity had been aroused. way. and the late Lord Monteagle had
69.80 81.75
speak o f it. For sale by Mary A. Mee. Curious to follow np the matter, when his name omitted from London news S t . Paul
Which is “ the best” in Oregon. Try it and if you don’t
the man who had paled got out 1 got paper reports for two years because he
69.80 75.00
say it is “ the^best“ Jack will treat. We also handle the
out, too, and followed him at a dis said something the reporters did not Omaha
tance. lie entered a hardware store like.
Methodist Church Services.
Celebrated
Kansas City
69.80 75.00
whore he purchased several articles.
A Misplaced Pin.
I didn't know what they were, but one
TICKETS W IL L BE ON SALE
“ I was in nn uptown ten room where !
Preaching services every Sunday at o f them was a hammer with a big end
11 a. m. and every other Sunuay even suitable for beating anything flat. the scenery is all out o f proportion to
May 4, 18
the amount served you.” said a New
ing at 7:30
Another was a crucible for melting
York clubman. "I was dallying with |
Sunday School every Sunday morn
metals.
When
lie
went
out
1
snatched
June 5, 6, 19, 20
ing at 10:00
some lee cream when my spoon struck
Epworth League at 6:45 every Sun-! 'ho bill he had paid the salesman, ex a common, everyday pin In the bottom j
in this
da
' pectlng
**“ ‘ to see a counterfeit, bat ■
lay evening
July 6, 7, 22, 23
o f the frozen stuff. I gave a little '
It was good
Junior Epworth League at 3 p. m. 1 was disappointed.
wave, and a waiter slipped to my side I
money.
every Sunday
August 6, 7, 21, 22
‘See, a pin In this Ice cream.’ I said. I
Prayer meeting every Thursday
Well, I tracked the fellow to a room
‘Why, I might have swallowed that
evening at 7:30
nt the top o f a business building,
Gcod for return in 90 days with stop
lie took the glass and disappeared.
where he had a shop. I knocked at
When he returned lie reminded me of over priveledgeat pleasure within limit
the door. He opened It, but did not bid
an undertaker, he was that solemn
Chronic Diarrhoea Relieved.
me enter. I told him I had something
‘That pin has lost a man his job, sir.’
Mr. Edward E. Henry, with the Unit to say to him and wished to go Inside. he said. ‘ Well,’ I replied. ’! am 'sorry
¡ EUROPEAN PLAN
FINE SAM PLE ROOM
ed States Express Co., Chicago, w rite s:' He said ho was making a certain con for that, but it might have cost me my
trirance
that
was
not
yet
patented
and
“ Our General Superintendent, Mr.
life, when you come to think of It’
Quick, handed me a bottle o f Chamber no one was allowed to enter the prem 'Yes, sir,’ said the waiter meekly. Then.
ises where the work was done.
Won see, sir, most of the folks that
lain’ s Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea
MInd you, 1 was no detective. I was eats here just sips their ice crenm and
Remedy some time ago to check an at merely indulging my curiosity.
A don’t chew i t '
New York Times.
tack on the old chronic diarrhoea. I detective would have gone away and
have used it since that time and cured come again prepared to net ns nn offi
The Home of Commercial and Mining Men
Growth of Pity.
many on our trains who have been sick. cer o f the law. I simply accused the
For further information call on
No one formerly looked on with any
I am an old soldier who served with man o f counterfeiting, stating what 1 pity or even horror at punishments
Rutherford B. Hayes and William Mc had seen in the car.
which are now found too dreadful for FRED PARKER, Local Agt.,
He stood looking at me a few mo
H o te l
N ash
C o ,. P r o p r i e t o r s *
Kinley four years in the 23rd Ohio
description. Men were broken on the
O r w rite to
Regiment, and have no ailment except ments appalled, then said. "W hat’s wheel, were burned at the stake, were
M e d l o i ’c L O r e g o n
Moil Brown going to give you for help
racked, were cut up alive. No one
chrome diarrhoea, which this remedy j
W M . McMURRAY,
ing her?"
Dining-room Unsurpassed.
Refurnished Throughout.
stops at once. ” For sale by Mary A, ] "I don't know Moll Brown," I re seems to have felt any pity for their
Genera) Passenger Agent,
agonies.
Men
were
put
into
noisome
Mee.
plied, “ and I’ m in no one's employ in prisons, where, with bad air and in
PORTLAND, OREGON:
this matter. I'm only doing it for sufficient food, they died unnoticed
fun.”
and
unpitied.
It
is
very
different
now.
N e w d u b b i ti« O lic i
“ Come In here and satisfy yourself," Human hearts are more tender.
be said.
I went in and found an article for
For a limited time we offer the Cen
She Voted.
tral Point Herald and the Thrice-a-Week sweeping floors manufactured and iu
“ What was the topic of debate in our
process
o
f
making.
Then
he
explained:
World (New York) each one year for
cinb today?" asked one member of the
"Moll Brown was the woman who feminine society.
$2.15. This means 208 papers at a cost
tried to fix the counterfeit bill on me.
“ The topic o f debate,” was the re
o f only a cent apice
I was intimate with her once and was
Central Point is going to improve to have married her, but 1 found oul sponse. "W h y—er—let mo see—I can't
remember what the topic was. But I
more during the present year than in she was bad and shook her. She's
voted on either the positive or negative
,ny year in its past history. You will sworn to have her revenge."
side o f the question. I forget which."
Resolved to follow the matter up. 1 —Washington Star.
need the Herald to keep posted on
Repair work of all kinds. Wood Turning and Scroll
took Moll Brown's address. I felt sure
what is doing at home
Work.
Horseshoing and Wagonwork. Cast Iron Braizing.
she
had
got
the
counterfeit
bill
from
■
P
A preeiil ' .’
Th# Problem Solved.
some one Interested in making or pass
this year u .
Newed—My w ife has a habit of tak
• V : ; i : - I n
Thric
ing it, or uoth. and couldn’t refrain ing money from my pockets when I’ m
a-W eek W<
i keep you posted .
from getting nt the bottom o f the mat asleep. Old wed—Mine used to do that,
national affair- especially regard»
ter. I cooked up a reason for making too, but she doesn’t any more. Newed
t; n in New York.
the political
her acquaintance and went to see her —How do you prevent it? Old wed—I
’ i 1 ’liti /
Better su b
At this point I began some real de spend every cent I have before I go
tective work. I got her confidence and home.—Chicago News.
told her that I was looking for some
Diarrhoea Cured.
easy way o f making money. After a
Aw Exception.
“ My father has for years been trou good deal o f beating about the bush
“ Ah. kind friend,” said the minister,
2d A A ld e t . P O R T L A N D .
she
agreed
to
tell
me
where
1
could
bled with diarrhoea, and tried every
“ ft is deeds, not words, that count."
means possible to effect a cure, without get some “ queer" to put out and gave
**Oh, I don’t know,” replied the wom
me the address o f the man 1 had shad an. “ Did you ever send a telegram?” —
avail.” writer T he H. T " .
e: Ph lip-j
owed. I didn’t want any better proof Detroit Free Dress.
pi, W. Va. “ He saw Chamberlain' o f his story. Rile was bent on his min
IK F O R M A T I O N
Colic, Cholera md .
and would have Included me If it suit
E K G A iU lU U
advertised in -n>. Philippi Republican ed her convenience. I delayed about
Among Table Ornaments
F
a
rm
o
r
Bualnemm
and decided to try it. The result. is ont going to the man she named and con
for ss is . Not particular aboat location
bottle cured him and he has not suffer tinued to watch her.
Wish to S«-ir irons o w n « f oiljr who
will (K11 direct to buyer. Glva prico,
Accident helped me. One evening
ed with the disease foreighteen months.
description and atato w b o posaoaalon
can bo bud. Addraaa,
B efore taking this remedy he was a when I visited her a man called on her
L DARD'fSHIM. B u M t t
I d M . R. T-
I went away.
constant sufferer. He is now sound and i
T ff'
leaving him with her. and when he
well, and although sixty years old, can f came out shadowed him. He went to
do as much work as a young man.” a place that I fancied, putting this and
Sold by Mary A. Mee.
I that together, might be a den of coun-
j terfeiters. I put the police on to the
| matter. They surrounded the building
Summer Fxcursion Rates to Newport. - where the supposed den was. then
A I/it or Block in Gentral
To afford an opportunity to ¡he j,,- I closed In and, sure enough, trapped a
Point, bought before the next
| party at work making spurious bills.
pie o f this locality i u w.-K .1. c a
There as no need of anyone suffer
If the woman In their secret had not
advance in prices, will insure
during the Summer months, the South i been bent on getting revenge, they
ing long with this disease, for to
you some “ easy money.”
ern Pacific Company will sell round trip might all have been making false mon-
effect a quick cure it ia on'jr neces
sary to take a few doaes of
excursion tickets from Central Point to j PT t0 this day. The woman wss con- a well-filled decanter haB first choice
Newport and Yaquima Bay points for j vlcted with the rest, and (he man she among “ choice spirits." That “ little
»10.00 for the round trip daily from | tried to injure was the most grateful drop o f something” that sounds so
June 1st to October 15th. These tick ets! fellow to me you ever saw. As for m e - vague and mysterious, has really a
definite meaning when it is bought o f
•re good for return passage fnr six I well, having got a taste for detective us. It then means “ something g o o d . "
work. I accepted a position in an Everybody likes to blow their own horn,
months from date o f sale. Tickets
i agency.
but our customers are the ones that
good only for continuous passage each
The ease has Influenced all my subse give us the most praise. They swear
In fact, in moat c a r a one dot« is
way, except in cases o f serious illness quent work. I never consider a clew. by the high quality Wines and Liquors
sufficient. It never fails and can be
o f ticketholder or memoer o f his family, - especially one that seems very plsln. that we handle. Y ou’ ll do the same
relied upon in the most severe and
when stop-overs or extension o f limit of much value until I have proved It after trying them.
dangerous cases. It ia equally val
uable f o r children and is the means
may be arranged.
For further in to be such. What I rely on most Is
Port dnd Sherry for Fdmily Use,
of saving the livea of many children
the
want
of
stamina
among
those
who
formation, address or call on
each year.
■ are guilty of crime In st.-«>dlng by each
Mail orders given prompt attention.
F red P arker ,
W m . M c M orray ,
In the world's history no medicine
j other. Another valuable lesson I leam-
has ever met with greater success.
Agent,
G. P- 4 - T. A.,
*d from the ease is that revenge often
Central Point, Ore.
Portland, Ore. »lays an Important part in Axing crime
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field bj Mary A. Mee.
Central Point, Ore.