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About Central Point herald. (Central Point, Or.) 1906-1917 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 1, 1906)
CENTRAL POINT HERALD, THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 1. . iir. . . v Side Dishes The new football rules are not a failure. Half a. dozen deaths are re ported already and the season has only just 'iptr.ied. When you hear a lady say she re mained single from choice, don’t be so side as to ask her from whose choice she remained single. rtrx rsi » ~ .. ' Central Point State Pauk Just Received!! New Stock of Men’s and Boys’ R. F. D. means Rural Free Delivery. The mysterious tall and short men must have dissolved partnership. Central Point* Ore. TRANSACTS A GEN ERAL BANKING BUSINESS DIRECTORS—J. W. Merritt, Presili nt: W. C. Leaver, Vice-President: T. M. Witten Cashier; I. C. Robnett, W. J. Freeman. Your Patronage is Respectful:; Solicited. C L O T H IN G ’ When they place a tax of telegraph. A . i i a T telephone, electric light, barber and ^ ¡f bean poles, then will we have a pole tax that is a pole tax. e n tr a l P o in t M a r k e t. I. L>. LEWIS, Proprietor Having purchased the above-named business I respect fully solicit the patronage ot the people o f Central Point and vicinity. I propose to cater to your wants in my line with fair and courteous treatment to my customers and with a full line o f the best to be had in in the Latest Styles and Mixtures j Now is the time to get fitted out before your size is sold. Our BEEF, prices are the same as you would pay in the large eastern cities PORK, SAUSAGE, right where the goods are manufactured. MUTTON. BACON, V E AL. LARD, POULTRY. Patrons will find a first-class cutter always at the block. i| An Ashland editor, whose eyesight is very dim, saw an object crossing the walk in front of him tlie other day and thought it was a cow. “ Shoo-o-o!, g e t ; off the walk!” said the editor. He was informed later that it was a lady he had tried to shoo off the walk. On his way home that evening the editor ; mlstaked a cow for a holy and lifted his hat and exclaimed, “ Good evening, I. M is s _____, ,how doyoudo?” Freeberg for spectacles. Ï HATFIELD. .CENTRAL POINT. gp u g m rar-- ■ p J .;. j j j } . ; - ; . . ; - ; . . -H -l-K l^ l-H -K 'X -H -l-n •!• .1 v U-K-H* ?>K-K«® ' I W ool Underwear, j I Flannel Shirts, Central i Roint being a dry town, a j naan who happened along the other day : filled up on Chamberlain’ s Cough Rem edy, and as a result he had fourteen kinds of nightmare that night. He put up at the hotel, and a noise in his room brought Mr. Pleasants to the scene and he found the man standing » in a chair holding an umbrella over his head The man thought he was about to jump from a balloon. Moral: Never substitute cough medicine for whiskey. i Here is a puzzle that puzzels every body and staggers even the school inarms now in convention assembled: Take the number of your living broth ers, double the amount, add three, multiply by five, add to it the number o f your living sisters, multiply the re sult by ten, add the number of deaths o f brothers, and substract 150 from the result. The right number will be the »■ [ » number of deaths, tbe middle will be the number of living sisters, and the left will show the number of living K t brothers. Try it and see. » i IÎ2 2 1 1 Sanderson & Sons C“ ||l —by the— Strong Lines. “THE TOGGERY,” : : Oregon and S p e c if ic a t io n s F u r n is h e d OREGON RETAIL ! DEALER IN WOOD D. C. G R I M C ity . D r a y in tr a n d T r a n s fe r All Kinds of Hauling Promptly Done. CENTRAL POINT, OR. TRAINS FOR PORTLAND. Trains leave Central Point •H -H -H -S- for Portland and way stations daily at - - - 5:52 a m. 5:19 p. m, TRAINS FOR SAN FRANCISCO. Leave Portland - M e n ’ s H atters and O u tfitters P lans CENTRAL POINT SHASTA R O U TE - A R E SOME OF OUR- The reasons why you should ¡contract with ¡vs to build your'.house are— Our work is executed with neatness and dispatch and completed in a work manlike manner. ► I- K - H - H- I- K rH - i W ool Sox Medford 1 SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO. i ‘ l Estimates given on work in all part3of the valley A ^ .„ - - - 8:00 a. 8:45 p. Leave Central Point - - - 11:09 a. 10:40 p. Arrive Ashland - - - - - 12:41 a. 12:15 p. Arrive Sacramento - - - 5:10 p. 5:00 a. Arrive San Francisco - - 7:45 p. 8:45 a. m. m. m. m. m. m. m. m. m. m. H EATERS? A farmer living near Gold Hill went Yes, we carry them and the celebrated to Portland the other day and put up at a hotel that night. He was told to COLES HEATER at that. Come in -H -H -n + « « h - h - ... n ... 0 + + + + s * + + + 0 pull the string in his room when he and see our assortment and get prices. wanted water. The farmer, becoming thirsty during the night, got up and pulled the string—the wrong one, of ADMINISTRATOR’ S NOTICE. Central Point Butter the Best. eourse - and as he happened to be stand ing directly under the shower bath The undersigned, having been duly Through Pullman, Standard and sprinkler, he got more water than he The Central Point Creamery has appointed administrator of the estate tourist cars on both trains; chair cars that we carry’, and have yet to arrive, a had use for, and to cap the climax he made good. of Isaac Simpkins, deceased, by order Sacramento to Portland and El Paso, was charged extra for a shower bath. In operation but a few weeks, the of the County Court for Jackson and tourist cars to Chicago, St. Louis, large assortment o f I.ISK ’ S IM PERI What he said of Portland on his return fact has been fully demonstrated that County, Oregon, sitting in probate and New Orleans and Washington, to Gold Hill is not fit for puolication. A L AN I) ANTI-RUST W A R E, the the plant is not only capable o f turning havjng qualified as such, notice is here- j Connecting at San Francisco with One of Gold Hill’ s young ladies went out a top-notch product, but that it is j,y gjven an persons having claims several steamship lines for Honolulu, best goods on earth. to a grocery store in that town the actually doing so. against the estate of said Isaac Simp- Japan, China, Philippines, Central and A few facts gleaned from the man kins, deceased, to present said claims South America. other day to get a few pounds o f flour. She took along a pill iw-case—or what agement recently may be of interest to with proper vouchers attached to the For particulars, see she supposed to be a pillow-case—to H erald readers, many o f whom are in undersigned at Woodville. Oregon, ] P. F. KUPER, Agent, put the flour in, but when the young terested, directly or indirectly, in the within six months from the date of the • Central Point station, man behind the counter went to pour success o f modern Central Point’s pio first publication of this notice. —or address— neer manufacturing institution. the flour into the “ pillow-case” he Dated at Woodville, Oregon, October J W s. McMURRAY, discovered that the blamed thing had | The creamery is now turning out 1, 1906. OSCAR SIMPKINS, Gen Pas Agt., Portland, Ore two outlets to it and wouldn’ t hold flour something more than 1000 pounds of Administrator of the estate o f Isaac C en tra l P oin t, O regon Fancy” grade butter each week and nor nothing vise in the grocery line. Simpkins, deceased, When the young lady saw the predica- the term “ Fancy" as applied to butter, p ate of rtrst publication Oct. 4 1906. ment the young clerk was in she ex- means something more than “ H i g h _____________________________ C H U R C H ES . claimed, “ I guess I made a mistake." tirade” or „First-class” in quality. Bibce Rdfiches for Sale She took her flour home in a paper bag “ Fancy” butter means tbe REST, the Eine S a m p le Room« European Plan C hristian C hurch . and the clerk kept the “ pillow-case.” i very TOP-NOTCH in quality. E. A. La Dow, pastor. Preaching . ______________________________ : The butter has been introduced in the service at 11 a. m. and 8 p. m. Sun- !• rom and after this date, I will sel j day school, 10 a. m. Ladies Aid So ! markets of every town in the valley and in every case has given perfect satis to the best advantage, and for cash, 1 ciety meets regularly every Wednesday Recent Inventions ot Merit. faction One firm in particular, in a all or any portion o f those two certain afternoon at 3 p. m. at the home of its members, Choir practice every Fri- neighboring town, that has presistently ranches known as the Bybee River day night. 'The H o m e o f C o m m e r A bartender in Denver has patented refused to handle any other Rogue Ranch, at the Rybee bridge on Rogue ! M ethodist E piscopal . cial and M in in g M e n a new eoektail which is said to lie harm River Valley product, but has shipped river, consisting o f 1240 acres, and the j Geo. L. Burbank, pastor. Sunday less. A few dashes of liquid rubber a|| Df ¡ts supply from a creamery situ Rybee Antelope Ranch, consisting o f ! school every Sunday at 10 a. m. HOTEL NASH CO., PROPS. serves to insulate the stomach o f the ated in a famous dairying section of 1560 acres. With the Bvbee River Preaching every Sunday at 11 a. m. drinker from the deleterous effects of California, has, after handling a few Ranch will be sold that portion of the ? nti every other Sunday. at 7:30 p. m DINING ROOM UNSURPASSED. REFURNISHED THROUGHOUT , , . . ; Prayer metting Thursday evening at the ordinary concoction of this nature. eases of the 1 entral Point brand, writ crop upon ., the part purchased. Thls 7;3(/ p m A cordial invitation is ex MEDFORI). OREGON A New York flat dweller has taken ten the management, “ Send us some ranch is partly under irrigation and tended to all. Preaching at Gold Hill out a preliminary patent on an iron more; it is good enough for us.” on alternate Sunday evenings at 7:30 And more can he put under irrigation. bar, three feet long, with spikes on in this case that means that in the Address me at Agate. Oregon. j \\ m- 8llnda> sch,,° 1 ever>’ Sunday at , „ , - I 10 a. m. the end, which, when promptly used on opinion of this Arm it is the BEST. 12-tf t . E. R ybee . the head o f an impudent janitor, will One firm of grocers in the Rogue I silence him for u period varying from River Valley, and outside of Central FOR SALE. one week to eternity. Point, already handle about 400 pounds 300 bushels of tine quality Red Chaff Music lovers will rejoice in a new of the Central Point brand every week clothes wringer shortly to be placed on and they are more than pleased with or Rule Club wheat, for seed. Call on o r a ddress, J. M . H u r l e y , the market, which will wring clothes the results. R. F. D. Central Point, Or. and at the same time grind out selec A shipment was made this week to a tions from popular operas of the day. firm in Linn County who had heard 27d30 It is called "The Parsifal Wringerola,” something about the *1 entral Point” Has had 20 years experience PRICES and will cost live dollars. brand. and guarantees satisfaction. PERT PARAGRAPHS. Always the A New Haven tailor has applied for The creamery is making a great If wishing to make a sale, a patent on a pair of hired men’s start and every 1'entral Pointer may We carry a full line of CHEAPEST, If men were more lilieral with bills ! trousers. The seat is made o f buck well be proud of its record. It's a of large dlmer-ions perhaps their wives j drop me a card and I will call Quality skin and contains four invisible percus good advertisement for entral Point. would not s'g'i fjr change so much. and arrange details. BAIN WAGONS. BUGGIES. HACKS. sion thumb-tacks, with the points run Considered. SURRIES. ETC. RUNABOUTS The man wh.> Is In love with a girt j Bills Furnished if Desired ning inward, thereby making it im IN STEEL and RUBBER TIRES knows better Ilian to try to please him ! possible for the wearer to sit down self. VVH Pd> Promptly. Terms Reasonable. CALL AND while he should be working. An ingenious old maid o f Waltham. SEE US Virtue suffers long and Is uukiud. Tennessee, has taken out a patent on a The management o f the Central collapsible sofa, which, by the pressure Point reamery wish to announce that Harness. Saddles. Robes and Whips. Gasoline They wait long for tlieir pn j whe o f ».button, will cave in amidships and i • rons will ho paid in full for crea-n servo a time server. Engines. Pumps. Bicycles and Incubators throw*a bashful young man at one end furnished up to October 31st, as soon The Medford laundry wagon will call A m a n w iih a c mtentinl mint! in fluì) for work in Central Point each Monday into aMh close proximity with s willing as the accounts can be made up after We carry one of the largest stocks in Jackson County young lady at the other that he cannot the first day of November. The work com; anv. afternoon and Friday morning. Expert help coming to time if he has the o f making np statements will necessari ironers from City Hall French laundry, P o n ’ t m a k e a hauit ot ■ sor- CENTRAL POINT. OR. slightest spark o f true manhood in him. ly take a few days, but all patrons mav prises u you . San Francisco, employed. First class ululi ty. The girl presses the button.—Jude expert paymnu '• ;•* November 10th *ork iruaranieed. 7-tf LH - H - H - H-l i i H i M *H I I I I I H i I : ; ; 1 4 i i- H - H - i-t-l- é I I ! Don’t Forget W . C. Leever, The Hardwareman, HOTEL GEO. L. N EA LE. General Auctioneer Freeman & Wiley Earm Implements, Vehicles. Central Point, Ore. NASH Etc. 1 •H-H-H-i '1 j 1 H i 1 :-H -l-H-H-H- A Medford man telephoned to a store in that city the other day and told them to send up a bushel o f oats, not tell ing them where to send the oats or who they were for. They telephoned back from the central office and asked who the oat& were for. “ Don’t get gay,” said.the man, “ they are for the hors«,,of course.” ' 19CG,