MM
!IMM twin HUHN
HOW YOU STATE YOU
ARE QUALIFIED TO QWE
EXPERT TESTinOHY Ort
' Tlrt ROOFIMQ -y
F riday
OH THEM YOU V^ORKEP
\ AT IT FROt*\ BIRTH )
HOW OLD
ARE YOU.
& YEARS OFF Aî îû?v <
20 YEARS OH AHO
-^£7” OF MANY WARS
STILL CARRYING ON
Bo said Frank Clark of Artsona
when bls brother, Melvin Clark, fell
off a high belfry tn Detroit, MlchM and
was killed. And Freak has been .car
tying <m »rat »Ince. At «uty-aeveu
bs 1s a human fly and steeplejack.
AU his life Frank has dlmbed He
Is one of the survivor» of tMe buttle-
ship Maine, blown up in Haven« har
bor* served as s drummer boy during
tbe’avU war, and has brought up 3
family of 16 children.
«»yao 19 of them,” »aid Frank, ex
hibiting for the benefit of the won
dsring newlywed from New Orleans
bls youngest »on, Mike. Two girls
snd IT boy»- And
the b°Z’
has done one or more ’Uchea in the
army, and Mike’» gonna do ’lA or he
ain't no eon o’ mine."
ni.rkr.
*How old are you, Mr.
asked the youthful husband, meekly,
Frank wouldn’t tell so Mike chirped
YES
JUSTICE BURKE
Kw«
tifati:
WHAT A BUDGET
SYSTEM MEANS
One Mus* Keep Track of Dis
bursements to Get Ahead
Financially.
By E. C. SAMMONS.
Chairman Budget Department
Oregon National Thrift Committee
the Informstlon.
Exposed. Mr. Clark admitted* he was
“sixty-seven
snd
maybe
more.
“Served tn the Civil war as a drum
mer boy. fought during tb^, Indian upj
rising, tn Chins during the Boxer up
rising. and put In three years with
the First division in France during
the World war.” Clark recited, proud
ly. “I got my upward start on the
battleship Marblehead."
FLORENCE E. KNAPP
Missing Persons Found.
PROMINENT MEN
One metropolitan newspaper which
PROMOTE THRIFT conducts a "Missini Persons Depart
Prominent Oregon men are taking a
keen interest in promoting thrift week,
January 17-2». sponaored by the Ore
gon Banker»’ Msoclatlon, the Y. M
C. A/ an4 48 national and local or-
grtiratloM. It la to encourage the
"save and have” plan. A strong com
mittee is handling the Portland cam
paign and the following are committee
men outside of Portland: 4
J W. Maloney, Pendleton; Paul Wal-
lace, Salem; L. C. McShane, Hubbard;
Dr. T. J. Arneson. Baker; J. O. Holt,
Eugene
Elmer William
I I I I I I» 1 1 f 11 MJ I HIIHH !■'
• MiM Peggy McDaniel I
An experioncad MeraeMar at
ment” reports that In 1.2G0 cases In
•
Portland
is now npaaBlioc
Whteh aid wV requested In finding
missing persons,
Inquiries were
successful and that many persons were
reunited with their relatives and
friends. It Is said, however, that this
does not represent the total of the
missing who are found, as many of the
phone Main AML
responses are made direct to the In
quirer ^nd the cases do not become < > Satisfaction guaranteed er your
’
<
Hotel Dalles
Beauty Shoppe
money refunded.
FarragufR Father Spanish
Admiral ’•David Glasgow Farragut,
whose exploits In the Civil war mads
him famous, was the son of George
Farragut, a Spaniard who came to
America in 1776 and fought with ths
Continental army.
i 6i 11 »» »a»i mt » leie n»»»
How to get ahead financially, yet
llvo decently and well, is doubtless
bunk; F. E- Bennett, Bnterprise. super
the most absorbing and important mat
intendent of schools; H. ®. Coolidge,
ter confronting the average person or
La Grande, caahier La Grande Nation
the average family, and that is th«
subject we wish to discuss and en I
al bank; Chas. E. Miller. Ontario, bur
deavor to assist in solving.
I
erintendent of schools; Fred Fox.
Union, assistant cMhier First Nsttonal
— No discussion of the subject can be
bank; D. A. Emerson, Bend, principal,
gin or end without mention Of ths
Smuggle Narcotics
high school; E. M. Bubb. Klamath
meaning of “Thrift.” Thrift means
With Aid of Rruho
Falls, cashier American National
good management, vigorous . growth;
bank; O. R Campbell, Medford, prin j
it
means
spending
less
than
you
earn,
Philadelphia.—With the diacovery ,
It
means
saving
systematically.
It
clpal, high school; Roy K. Hschkett,
that prisoners In^tbe Eastern state
Grants Paas, cashier First National
does
not
mean
that
one
should
atop
penitentiary were using radio as an
THE DALLES, OREGON
hank; A. A. Schramm, Corvallis, cash
spending; on the contrary, it means
aid to smuggle In narcotics, there also
spending, but spending wisely and
ter Corvsllis State bank; J. Montgom
haa been revealed coneiderable in
ery, Marshfield, president Bank, of
thoughtfully instead of carelessly.
tenuity in the construction of minia
There is *ut one real way to ito-
Southwestern Oregon; Benj. J. Kim
Burke,
treasurer
of
the
United
ture sets to evade the eubeequent
John
Sam Brisbine, Agent
ber, corresponding - secretary Marion
cuss
the
question
of
Thrift
and
that
drastic edict forbiddiiA «^o l»»^«-
States under President Wilson, who is: What will Thrift do for me? The
county
T.
M.
C.
A.,
Salem.
Oregon;
Mrs. Florence 1. Knapp, republican,
menta, prison officials Bald.
was elected to a place on the bench
Moro. Oregon
Percy P. Canfield. Oregon City, Bank
personal equation is all there is to
The ruling became necessary when
of the suprsms court of North Dakota. Thrift1—decide what you want and if elected secretary ef »tate -of New Of Oregon City ; C. E. Knickerbocker,
a visitor repairing a couvlct’s instru
York, will bs the first woman <0 hold
you want it badly enough and are will
assistant cashier, McMinnville, Or».;
ment in a coll, received a radio mee-
N. B Geart, president Bank of Cottage
ing to pay the price you probably can that of flea.
n la code detell tag a scheme to
Grows.
have it.
,
bring narcotics into ths penitentiary
What are your wants?
Do you
la a rubber ball thrown over the walla
want a home and peace and content
Alas, Qaite UneMHx^d
Investigation showed that the mes
Oil From Penguins.
ment, a few flowers, a bit of green I
If there Is any doubt that the iBhab-
sage was seat from s small portable
The Island of Macquarie Hec about
lawn, perhaps some fruit and vege Itants of New Guinea are uncIvtHsod half way between the southern coast
set near the prison.
tables, the dancing fire light from the beings, we need cits only their atti
The sets coastrocted by the con
■»f Australia and the Antarctic conti-
Boise, Idaho.—Both houses of the glowing embers of the fireplsce? Do
tude toward paying taxas--which, ac neat. It is uninhabited, but serves as
victs to evade the ruling have been
you want the thrill of cutting bond cording to th» Argonaut, 1» a» fol
Idaho legislature passed a bill to pre
found to vary from tiny ones to fit the
u breeding ground for millions of peu-
vent the waters of north Idaho lakes coupons; do you desire to cash interest ]
neim of ths hand, to more pretentious
gatas. Recently it ia reported the gov-
lows:
snd rivers being appropriated for Irri or dividend checks, or do you prefer
Travelers in New Guinea occasion
. rament of Australia has leased the
gation or power uses outside the elate. to spend as you earn, jazzing along »By pick up good storiaa concsening inland to a company which has gone
places
In general, bed spring» ha*»
life
’
s
highway?
’
The
decision
must
be
used for aerial connections, with
native manners and peculiarities. A
It defeats development of the Colum
nto the bualnsM of manufacturing pen
made. The Thrift way. you nay? Very tax collector had an amusing experk
FOR SALB
w^tar pipes or steam pipe» f°r
uln oil, which la produced by digest-
bia basin project In Washington if '
well then, let us give heed to a few I ence when h» was on his rounds. Ho
-grounda.” One set. Seised since the
ng
tho
bodies
of
the
T>1N1»
4*
hug*
undertaksn at the expense of Idaho. •
simple worth while suggestion«
had been to one village to collect
order banning them, was contained In
autdrons or boilers, In which the pre*
Under preeont laws there is nothing
The first of these is to keep track
a Bible The convict had hollowed
taxes, and when he left he was met by Mire of steaun Is kept at about twenty
<o prevent appropriation and Impound
of all disbursements, in other words,
out ths center of the volume, leaving
the people of a neighboring vilMg»-
t>oando. Ths oil in thus brought to the
Ing of Idaho waters by outside inter- follow a budget plan. Through that
only the edges of the pages Intact,
"What wrong have we done that we surface and drawn off.
find out if you are wasting money; li
and In the hollow portion had built a I ests, and It was made plain at a edn
should be Ignored by the goverw
I ference of »tats officials of northwest; so, stop the leak.
Something to Remember
ment?” they asked. “Come, wo tare
highly efficient set
The concluding thought I wish to
states at Spokane recently that both |
You have a right to you- opinion-
leave is that Thrift is not easy. It money; we will show it to rau. The
irrigation and power interests of,
is hard work to Rave unless you have Idea of those Kereptxnu people peying bat your opinion is not necessarily
MaA« Experiments on
I taxes snd we not I We are just as Mgftt-*Ji8ostou Transcript
I Washington Intended to take steps to
a regular systematic savings plan. If
FIFTH AND WASHINGTON STS
Disasters in Mines 1 ward storage of water in various you would get ahead, decide upon the proud as they."
PORTLANDS OREGON
The tsx collector had to pacify them NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT
lakes and stremns of north Idaho for amount to beWved, then bank It every I
Million, England.—Closer co-opera
In the County Court of the State of
by
taking
their
money.
—
Youth
’
»
C«n-
their benefit. The waters affected are payday, just the same as thoflgh it
tion between the safety in mines re
Oregon for the County of Snerman
search board of Qroat Britain and the
takes Fend Ofeille and Coeur d’Alene, were sny other bill which must be I panion._______
In the matter cf the estate of
United States bureau of mines, will bs
and 8t Joe, Clarks Fork, Pend Oreille paid. Following this plan for a few
NOTICE TO CREDITORS
Koterine Burmoster, deceased.
months
will
so
fix
the
habit
that
the
hastmted by the results of work st
and Spokane rivers
In the County Court of the State of
(Be eet>ari»n—>tal station at Bek m eala,
Notice is hereby given that the un
plan may be made effective without
Oregon
for the County of Sherman.
Cumberland, said Dr. Foster Bsin, di
Inconvenience and with splendid re
dersigned has filed in the above en
In the matter of the estate of
GUN ELEVATION DEFEATED sults. Thrift means frugality, »con
rector of the United States mines bu
titled court his final report and ac-
reau, after« recent visit to ths Cum
omy. To be thrifty one must be will Agnes Brisbine, deceased.
count of hia administration of »aid
Notice is hereby >iwn that the estate and that Monday the 16th day
Vote of 46 to 22 Result» on McKellar Ing to "pay the price” by practlclhg
berland station.
frugality and economy, and reaping undersigned has been appointed exec of February A. D. 1926 at tho hour of
A remarkaMe demonstration of a
Resolution.
eoal dust explosion was witnessed.
utor of the estate of Agnes Briabise, ten o’clock a. m. of aaid day has been
Washington, D. C— Elevation, for the riwards of saving and investing.
Coal dust was strewn along the floor
iecessed, by the County Court of the by order of the court sppointed as I
the present at least, of the big guns
FSrrots and Eagles Long CTVstf.
and on aheivee inside the explosion
State of Oregon for Sherman Couaty, the time and the county court room I
on
13
of
America
’
s
battleships,
op
The wren Is a short-lived bird, com
gallery for 860 fe< The gallery is
posed by President Coolidge, received pared with others of its species, its and has qualified. All persons having in the court bouse at Moro, Oregon
cylindrical. 750 feet long. 7 feet 6
the emphatic disapproval of the sen average span of life being but three claims against said estate are hereby as the plsce for the hearing of the
in diameter and constructed of
years. The sparrow is a veteran be notified to present the same duly aaid report and account, the objections
half-tndh iron. Pit props were placed
ate.
verified, as by law required, -to the thereto, if any. »0<i the settlement of
taalde to make conditions approximate
The vote was 45 to 22 and came side the wren, and often lives for 40
undersigned at the law office of W. C.
th txt in mines when exploelons occur.
on a motion by Senator McKellar, years. But there are other birds which
the said estate.
•.
.
attain
much greater ages. Parrots, for Bryant, Moro, Oregon, within Ml
A cannon was placed under the gal
Dated st Moro, OregonJ this 12th
democrat, Tennessee, to suspend the
instance,
often
become
centenarians
lery at the center and fired into the
months from the date hereof.
rules for consideration of his amend-
day of January, A. D. 1925.
while eagles have been known to pass
dost sone.
A great exploelon fol
Dated this 14 day of January. 1925
Room with privilege Aoi bath, Single,]
Herman Burmester, Administrator
1 ment to the pending annual naval the century mark. The swan, too, Is a
$1.QO up; double $1.50 up
lowed, the flames traveling along in
Sam
P.
Brigbine,
exeww
of
the
Of ggid estate.
supply bill authorizing an appropria- long liver, there being numerous In
'Room with private bath, «ingle $1.50|
side of the gallery and into tho open
estate
of
Agnes
Brisbine,
deceased.
W. C. Bryant, attorney for adnr in
tion of »6.500.000 for the gun eleva stances on record of this bird having
up; double $2.50 up.
*
I
air at a speed of L000 feet a second.
I
W.C. Bryant attorney for wxveotor.
»Auto Meet« Train«. Street car« fron.|
lived
more
than
160
years.
Classical
Tho pit props were eent flying in all
tlon.
First publication Jan. 16, 1926.
First publication Jan. 1«, 1926
Union Depot pa«« our door«.
<
direction, while a great volume of
Only one republican. Johnson, Cali- writers tell of ravens which lived 240
Last publication Feb. 13, "AWL
iTranaier at Sth and GHtan «tree«« from]
years,
but
even
these
birds
may
be
Laet publication Feb. 13, 1926
smoke and dust rose several hundred
forala, supported the motion,
salt) to have died young when com
North Bank Depot.
ADMINISTRATOR'S SALE OF
pared with the 700-year-old rooks men
Eight
democrats,
including
jerity.
REAL PROPERTY
tioned by Pliny in hia writings.
Senator Swanson, Virginia, ranking
In the County Court of the State
minority member of the naval com
of Oregon for the county of -Shownan.
the steamer Cincinnati, Ohio river
mittoe, and one farmer-labor, Ship-
In the matt«¿f th« »etgte of Wil-^
boat, bad a toothache.
He tied e
stead, voted against It.
iiagn
R. Schlais, deceased
Portland
string to the painful molar, fastened
Notice is hereby givdn that pur
the other end to the ship's anchor and
Wheat — Hard white, »2.02; soft
Oovsrnoris Wlahss Disregarded.
east It Into the river. With it wont
white. $191; northern spring, »1.90; suant to an order of »ale made by the
Cheyenne.
Wyo—The flrat recom
the Tth day of
the tooth and part of Bans*» jaw. Ho
hard winter and western white, »1.89; above entitled court
mendatlon by the first woman gover
thought the wound superficial and
May, 1923, and entered of «eeetd
western
red,
»1.86.
aor in the United States to a state
went to bed. During the night ho bled
the journal of aaid eourt, tlte .*0600»*
Hay—Alfalfa. »19.50020 ton; valley
legislature was rejected by the Wyo-1
signed administrator Of the esteit 01
timothy, »19 0 20;
eastern Oregon
ming senate Monday when it voted to
William R. Schlaia, deceased, will
poetpone Indefinitely a .resolution timothy, »22@22.50.
from and after the 23rd of January,
Butterfat—47c delivered Poftlund.
MAKE LIFE SUCCESS TUI
ratifying the federal child Jabor
1926, proceed to »ell at private sale,
Egge Ranch, 46 ©48c.
for cash in hand,or upon terma, all of
BY PRACTICING THRIFT amendment
_ _______
Prices f. o. b. Tillamook
the right, title, and interest of said
To Cut Glass Tubsa.
Triplets,
28c;
loaf, 29c per lb.
By practicing thrift, the average per
William R. Schlaia deceased, in and
■ / It is ssld that the following is a
Cattle—Steers, good, »7.25@7.75.
•on may make their life more sue
to the following deacribed real prop
simple and effective way to cut glass
Hogs—Medium to good, 19.75011.25
ceesful A good time to start is dur
twbes: First, with a sharp triangular
i
Ing thrift week. January 17-M. when
Sheep—Lambs, medium to choice, erty, to-wit:
file draw a fine line across the tube.
All of lots seven (7) and eight (8)
a campaign of education featuring Then, holding the two ends of the tube »13016.50.
In block eight (8) of Mowry’s addi
thrift fundamentals will be put on by
■ firmly In the hands, bend it, pulling
tion
to the town, now city, of Moro,
the Oregon Bankers’ aasociation and
tho two ends or halves spsrt st the
8 sattls
the Y. M C. A m co-operating with 48
same time. It will usually crack at
Wheat—Soft white, northern spring.
Other national and local organizations.
the scratch, with a smooth edge. If $1.92 ; * western white, hard winter,
The plan is baaed on Benjamin Frank-
nneighUy spot «and return the
! the tubing is thick, it msy be neces $1.90; western red, >1-87; Big Bund
Un’e Meaa.
_
„ .
lustre of newness to ths highest
sary after making the scratch to start
for the
Mak11*» • family or perooual budget
grade
materials.
Wo take par
the crack by means of a red-hot bit Bluestem. $2.17.
Ie p#rhap* the moet Important thing
Hay—Alfalfa, >23; D. C., $28; tim subject
ticular,
pa
in»
to
see
that your
' of glasa—for Instance, the end of *
c >urt
to do; then record your expenditures
wearing apparel ia made fit for
stirring rod that has been heated over othy. »26; D. C., »28; mixed hay, $24. * Bids
bo submitteo to the un-
The value of owning a home, making
IÇggs- Ranch, 4504 8c
Hume of a bonn.
{farther wear.
We call for and
the office of hi» attor-
a wlil. investing in safe »purities
Buttsrf»j—48c.
'
pa/tag bills promp ly. sharing with
•deliver!
Wher« la Csv»'of Nativity?
ney, W. C Bryant,
Cattle—Choice steers, $7.5008 00.
others, working and aariing. having
It 1-. u winding cave In Bethlehem
any time efler »aid date.
Hogs—Prime light, $11.40 011.60.
Roy KsesingerV *
a bank account and of carrying life beneath the Church of the Nativity,
Cheese—Washington cream brick.
* Wasco, Oregon
Administrator of ths ostate of
inanranc* will be sirvseed during the built <»Yer ft by the Empress Helena
Washington triplai»,
and »he Emperor Constantine. Thh
Willi«» R 8chl»i»t ¿ecesssd.
>2 ©lie
are Is the supp<wwd birthplace of
Washington Yeung America, 22c.
c. *V. BelkMP, Afent
U. Bryant,
ri at The supposed position of the
* Mer», Oregon
man get snd the precise si>ot where
borh
are
marked
Tiu
Christ
grhtto Is bee üt I AM with marble» and
candles nre constartlly kept burning
Plumbing and Heating
Sell» and in»taU» the
famop» Mueller pipe
or pipeie»» furnace.
CRANDALL
UNDERTAKING
COMPANY
IEIMSLATURE ACTS TO
HOLD IDAHO WATERS
MORO, ORE.
Aato Track uU Ten
Dray age of all kiwi»
Special delivery ratae aota co
wood, coal, etc. to country places
Long and short hauling promptly
done on short notice.'
Headquarters at Hotel Moro.
D. LINDQUIST
Watch Ingpector for the
O-W.R.&N.Co.
Jewelry and Watch Repair*
ini fiven »pectaFattentfon
NEW HOTEI PERKINS
1
SPECIAL
WHEN
IN THE DALLES
EAT AT
Bank Hotel
I
RATES
Formerly the Albert
The Dalles’ Newest and Bast
% Hostelry
CENTRALLY LOCATED*
Sherman County Headqmrisrs
AND
UNION.
NON DETONATING
R H- pieraol
UNION OIL COMPANY
CALIFORNIA