Sherman County observer., March 12, 1915, Image 4

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painful.” ha »aid
»
after quite a pause.
did you bear about
t e t ’ be exclaimed ead-
this confession Mrs; Rxuitb lot
BARRIE’S LITTLE-JOKE
out a little more that sbe'had not yet
denly. '
revealed. She confessed that her own He Was a Failure as a Presiding Officer
Anna gaaed at him with a startled
particular friend had dured to moke
and Hs Knew It.
look on her face. then shook her bead.
love to her before her separation and
There Is only one recorded Instance
*No. What have they done now?”
that she had repelled him, whereupon
of Sir J. 51. Barrie's ui-tlng’ as « hair-
«he asked.
he seemed broken hearted. I f her pres­
man of a public m«*tlug. lu tbe Cen­
“ I t nearly .prostrated Ella, although
ent bonds were severed and she could
she was to blame lu the case of Kate.
listen to this other love without shame tury Magazine Mr. John D. Williams
Disappointed Once,
You know K ata was always .high tem­
she was not sure but that she might told the story to tbe Admrtcan public.
It was on the occasion of a Burns cele­
They Hoped For
;
yield.
pered. and one morning. I don't know
The Rapid Reader's Review
Happiness In
s
exactly what [she did. but Ella gave
Beyond this tbe confidence did not bration.
Barrie took the chair as presiding of­
Second Nsrrisdc
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bor a beating.^and she ran away. Yea.
By JA N E S VOLNEY
extend. Perhaps bad tbe ladles been
a dozen years younger each might have ficer and then kept to It firmly.
It was hocking he said In reply to
► Copyright by Xzank A. Muna«y Co. * ‘ Anne’s e x c ita tio n of horror. “Ella
told the other the name and home o f Throughout the entire proceedings be
E D IT H V R O S S
her
admirer and as much else about did not utter a single word, but re­
really thought a lot of Kate, but of
♦♦♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ s s e s e s s e s s s e s e e s A
him as she could call up. B ut at th ir­ mained as if glued to tbe horribly con­
course Mamie pans her favorite.” *
spicuous chair, loathing bis predica­
Anne had been bored for two days,
Did Kata fCoine back?” Inquired
Two ladles met at a western town ty-two one is not so confidential as at m ent but inwurdly amused at tbe ex­
and she took no pains to ■■"'»^ 1 fhe Anne with «xMMldcrnhlo interest.
twenty.
Besides,
there
was
a
special
Mayor Johnson has designated the
where there wus a divorce colony.
pressions on the faces of all ubout him,
fact
Hendersowwpenred puzzled. "W hat
15th of March as clean-up day for Ash­
“ Why, Margaret!" exclaimed one of reason why neither cared to tell too which made dismally clear the fact
Since she bad joined them at Milan <k> yon mean?* be asked.
much.
Bach
of
these
men.
so
deferen­
them
to
the
other.
land.
kbree days before, after a month In
tial to tbe wishes of the w om an. he that he was a failure as a presiding of­
“ Never
KRte. though.“ said,
“ Why. Gertnide!"
Fire, which started in the basement,
Lucerne, Belle, her newly wed sister, Anne hu
admired, had a wife of whom he was ficer.
“Tell
me
about
Mamie.”
“
You’ve
not
changed
In
the
least
almost completely gutted the hospital
When tbe meeting was almost half
and John, her new brother-iu-law, had
“I t was
the next day that since we parted pn commencement day trying to get rid, or. If this Is stating finished Barrie look advantage of n
the case too strongly, his wife was try ­
at Wasco.
kept an anxious eye upon her, for the Mamie met _
a terrible accident” ten years ago.”
talkative group In front of blm apd
ing to get rid of him. .
family always dreaded those periods he said. “ Ella^bnd ridden out on Long
The annual convention of the Clay
“Nor you.”
There was one comfort In this heart quietly stole away before any one bud
when Anne was bored.
Workers’ association w ill be held in
Island with aothc friends. They stop­
“ But—I am sorry to see you here. I
a chance to miss him. But tbe next
Anne did not like Venice.
Salem, March 23-24.
ped at a florist’s garden, leaving Mumle presume you have been unfortunate In matter which pertained to both o f
week a well known Saturday review
these ladles. Neither had any children.
On the plea o f writing a letter she at the gate. A1 trolley car came along, marriage, ns I have been?”
The county court of Malheur county
There were no lnuoceuts to be wrung printed a sutirlcui article called *M r-
lird remained at the hotel, while Belle and Mamlg, arldently not seeing I t
"I have <<rtaln!y been unfortunate."
has voted to give $360 for the support
by parental infelicities. The law be­ Barrie In the Chair." Tbe thing w|»s
and John visited the shops In the pi­ stepped d lracfe in front She was ter-
Mrs Gertrude Smith nud Mrs. Mar­ ing elastic, each was on the way to simply withering In Its Ironical account
of the county school children's fair.
azza. promising to meet them In front ribly h urt
was no doctor near, garet J ouch were at least fortunate In prove that she had married a bad man of the dumb presiding officer wlv>
A concrete natatorium that will cost
of the cathedral In time for a ride at and no one
do anything for her poMNtmaiug very commou names—In this and had been made unhappy and sbe eventually fled, lesvtug a meeting to
about $10,000, will be built immedi­
sunset
while she
suffering.
Ella saw that they were better able to lose would be able to marry a good man, preside over Itself. The greatest re­
ately in the Round-Up park in Pendle­
She was strolling leisurely across that the eni
i only a question of o tbettaeiveM In a place where all tran­ who would be a blessing to her. W hat gret was naturally expressed by those
ton.
the great square when she noticed a few hours,
he borrowed a pistol sient resIdentR were known to be ac­ was to become of these two unworthy
who bad persuaded Banle to cogie to
W ith the approval of 30 influential
from The
aud shot Mamie quiring citizeuship that would enable men neither wife considered
the Burns celebration, und among his
OLD TIME HARVARD LAWS.
business men of Eugene, a project
them re get divorce«. The two women • I t Is a long read that has no end, friends tremendous Indignation was
through the
killing her!"
eonifmred nnt<<« us frHkrer«:
a w l turned pale.
was launched to raise $150,000 for the W hen S tu d e n ts H a d ts Get th e Prssl-
and both these ladles at last found felt and vented. Bnt some day they
Mrs. Rmltb had soon after leaving themselves free from one matrimonial #111 know. If they have uot already
• I don’t believe it.” she exclaimed.
erection of a lace factory In Eugene.
dent's Perm ission ts Smoke.
«•liege met n nwn who seemed to her yoke and delighted at the prospect of found oat. that the srtlcle was written
“I t Is horrible!” ♦
N early $0 of the road supervisors
Imagine a twentieth century B a r
“I t Is true.” sold Henderson posi­ to la* |M*rf'ectlon He was affable, in­ taking on another. Mrs. Smith’s resi­ by Barrie himself!
of Yam hill county met at McMinnville vard undergraduate asking the presf
tively.
telligent mid prominent as a man. He dence In the west liecame unneces­
to discuss, at the request of the coun­ dent of the university for permission
Anne was silent for a time. Finally had deferred to her In everything un­ sary a month earlier than Mrs. Jones’,
to
smoke
or
buy
a
drink.
Yet
permis­
ty court, road matters throughout the
NAVAL TORPEDOES.
til they were married; then he bad and she departed for tbe east By this
she turned to him and asked:
sion was necessary in the eighteenth
county.
“Were you at the Turners’ garden changed. W here before he bad assur­ time the bosom friendship of their
Gold to a value of more than $2,000,- century, according to the history of
party T'
ed her that her will wus luw with him. younger days bad blossomed again, Intrisele Mechanism of These Awful
Engines of Destruction.
000 will be produced from Oregon Harvard before 1750. One college rule
lie shook his heed
no Homier had they returned from the and each had admitted to tbe other
rend:
At tbe torpedo's head la au explosive
“I suppose you beard of what Lily fagieyinoou than he opponed her in ev- that as soon as the knot was untied
mines during 1015, according to A. H.
“No scholar shall take tobacco unless
did there?”
cfjThlng
Unreasonable was no word «he proposed to have a clergyman—If chamber which bold« damp guncotton.
Gunnell, a well known Grants Pass
permitted by ye president with ye con­
Henderson looked surprised.
for It She had studi«] bis comfort In one could be found—to tie another one. This is fired by menns of a rod which
mine owner.
a .. /
sent of bis parents or guurdlan and on
"No 7" she queried. “It was rather every way she could think qf. If there Before Mrk. Smith’s departure It bad on contort with the wulls of u ship. b.
Andrew Hubbard, 48 years of age, good reason first given by a physician
shocking, but Ella shouldn’t hive was any dainty food he liked she had been agreed between the two that she driven 1p upon a detonator. Thia firee
committed suicide at the borne of his and than in a sober and private man
rtaken Lily with bar. There were lots taken pains to provide It for the tab le.- should wait for her friend and thut a primer, which in turn explodes the
•
son-in-law at Pendleton. Despondency uer.”
of |>eople there and—er“- Anne turned If he came home worn with business they should be married at the same guncotton
caused by illness, is thought to have
Further, “No scholar shall unneees
The next chauiber stores compressed
her head In embarra3amont. - “Well. she would get him out to a theater
(Ime.
**■ *
sarily frequent any tavern or victual
caused the act.
Lily Jumped lu the lake. Inst for fun.
During the next month’s separation , air to the pressure of 2.000 |»ounds to ,
the sqmire Inch. This is practically
of course, and swain .'round It several
Medford is to have a city band. W ith ing house in Cambridge to eat or drink
letters pAss<*d between them. Mrs.
j the boiler ropin of the torj>e<lo. for It
times.”
'’ X
the endorsement of the Merchants’ as­ there without leave from ys president
Smith writing of tbe subjection of her
su|»plies the motive power to the four
” 1 had heard nothing of such a pro
sociation* and the commercial club or one of ye tutors.’’
fiance to her slightest whim and Mrs
Another regulation rend:
Jone.
° “to
Ä
W
!
W ie ,, d r .v «
feeding.”
said
her
conkpnidnn
coldly.
$700 have been raised, a director en­
“I f any scholar be guilty of drunken
*1 hardly think it could h:.ve happened
«IV..
____ __________ I ,he # h td r ou ffs errand Of destfuctb
h h
dent farti*
own coming to the same huppiness.
gaged and uniforms ordered.
Even Lily wouldn’t do su h a thing.”
nesg he shall be fined 6 shillings and
Next cotneifthe «otiderfuI gyroscopic
Aud It Is worthy of mention that the
Charles Carrigan, a stone cutter, for make a public eonfesson. No under­
They were hearing the piazza by this
«»ntrol of the air motor by wlik-h tbe
two men who were casting off tbelr
ftiany years a resident of Spokane, is graduate shall keep by him distilled
time .
rudders ir e adjmded . This 1« where
imrtners to step Into a blessed felicity
held at the Portland city jail as a sus­ spirituous liquors, nor shall he use any
the Intricate niechaiilMUi of the torp»-
“I f you are going < n to the station
with these two women were also look
pect' as the murderer of little Barbara tuck drinks as punch or flip.’*
I bad byt'.er g. i out -here,” be on lied-to
do to so cleurly deiuonstriited Rhntil J
lng forward to tbelr own wedding«.
John
and
On-
latter
nave
the
ite
es
J
It rise 4 jU ji In the water this «Jn*
Saturday evenings all students were
Holzman, 6 years old, March 14, 1011.
A few dnys after Mrs. Joues obtain
sary diret-rfiVn:« I» the «3»i’do!tore uf«vr‘
scoi* actiiiitfcs « motor-which In turn
In the last hours of the session, con­ required to retire to their chambers at
ed her decree she arrived in the' city
expressing prtHtc regth-t* th ,t I lender
o|>enites rods, related with the rud
gress passed and the president signed sunset aud not unnecessarily leave
of Now "•York and the «ame evening
son
Imd
to
leave
tbfeu
ders and Att une« readjusts any deflec­
them,—New
York
World.
met her friend Mrs~Huilth In a private
the bill authorizing the appropriation
Anne tu m id toward llenderson.
tion frofo ike eourse orjg’ually set
room at a fashlonuble restaurant. Th$
of $12,000 for establishing a lifesaving
“
lq
u
k
u
itr
U
ly
,
.
of
eourseT*
she
,.The motar iueut|oue<| is lux u /»-w.
|-4adlee
met
for
the
puntóse
of
djutug
T h « C h ie f Justice.
station at the mouth of the Siuslaw
qucjtb'iird -
inches
lòtigtV ret the power It ev­
“There
are
very
few
people
who
together, and ea< h had Invited her
river.
He laughed j .: m 1 then said frankly:
erts
by
means
of compressed air Is
know the proper designation of the
fiance to be of tlie party
The city council of Dallas has called muu who presides over She supreme “ I W ODLPW ’T m t B 1 U I F I W g U B TO D .’’ T li roiifc«« t!i;:t I, b aie been puzgled
such that the pressure of half anouu< e
The ladies met eomg time before the I ópecnied
ed by the su-t-riiig g.*ur produces
a special election for May 1JJ to vote court.” said the secretary of the sen­ tall young American—you can always seyeral tlriiès fbbi gvenlng. and one of
dinner hour and had a good. long chaV I g p y ll
the puzzles Is Lily,V Who Is she?*
pf IU t pounds, on the rudders.
upon the question of purchasing the ate.
each
congratulating
the
other
on
her
1
V
tell . him abroad—gazing up at tbe
I ’ll tell you if you tell me who Kate
JTMa y rffhie tLb’s tntl^ holds wheel
city water system. and the issuing of
••Generally be Is referred to as the bronze horses. -
freedom
from
m brute and her ap­
and M am > arc,“ replied Anne
fi»? the dfflvTng of tw« pro­
$52,000 In bonds for the payment of chief Justice of the United States su
He was alone, and as he turned
proaching marriage with a prince of
Agreed Kate and Mamie nre Ella’s
pellers and the luanlpuiatlou of the
preme
court
In
fact,
be
is
tbe
chief
the same.
away he met tbe glance of the bright blue ribbon m.res. I thought every
chivalry. The princes arrived slmul
rudders. The propellers revoir« lu o|>-
Justice T h a t’s his OflftAal title. Most looking American girL
taneously, were taken up to the dinner
As a result of the light snowfall in
one knew them ’
poslte. <1tre*’th>iis. thereby preventing
of our presidents in nominating men
rootu
lnr
the
same
elevator
and
were
“1
wish
1
knew
him,”
sighed
Anns
the mountains of Oregon this year,,
Lily Is Elia's Pomeranian that al
the t«*r|>ed<i desi-rildug a clrele.—Lon
for this offlea have fallen into the er
ushered Into tbe presence of their don Answers -
’
the outlook is that the fire menace ror of giving him the long title. When “He's tbe first American I’ve seen wnys wins the prizes at tbe bench
fiancees at tbe same moment, tbe at
here that doesn’t look like a profes­ shows. Her picture*« been in tbe pa
~ w ill be fully as great this season as George Washington nominated Oliver
tendnnt announcing:
sional tourist And then b$ could ride pers dozens of times, and I thought
W om en and th< Old O ly m p ie G am «*.
last in the timber districts, according Ellsworth of Connecticut for this post with us this afternoon, and I wouldn’t
“Mr. Smith and Mr. Jone«!”
every oue knew her
Do yon really
One rule of the original Olympic
to Forester Elliott.
he described It ns chief Justice of tbe have to feel Xpnt I ’m tbe third that
There was consternation on the face
know any one of tbe name of Ella?”
games could uot l»e followed nowaday*
That Charles V. Galloway will be re­ supreme court o f tbe United States
of each and every one of tbe four
makes the crowd when I ’m with Belle sbe asked her companion abruptly,
without provoking serious trouble*.
appointed tax commissioner at the Andrew Jackson made the same error and John.
Mrs. Smith’s fiance wus Mr. Jones,
turning and staring him directly In tbe
Women wqyeuvt allowed to be present'
So
and Mrs. Jones* fiance was Mr. Rm lth..
next meeting of the commission is as­ In nominating Roger B. Taney
Here she caught sight of that couple, face.
or ère» to*l«e anywhere In the district
did
Abrnhnm
Lincoln
when
be
appoint­
It
seemed
for
a
time
that
the
erabnr
Belle
enthusiastically
feeding
dozens
sured by the agreement on his reten­
He wns uot confused at all as be
When the games were tie!ng criebratc*!
ed Sainton P. Chase. ' Grover Cleve­ of tbe dirty blue pigeons which infest laughed and replied.
ras8ment would be unconquerable and
tion by all members of the board bav
on pain of being burled from a preclpt
land was the first president to give the the square, while a half dozen photog­
that
the
only
way
ont
of
the
contre­
“I
can't
recall
«ny
Ella
among
my
ing the appointment power
tous rock. This rule is believed to
correct designation. When be appoint­
temps wss for the party to scatter.
J. W. Sherwood, of Portland, who ed Melville W. Fuller be nominated raphers were clamoring to take her «cquiilntanees Just now Do yon know “ I PK O P O SB T R X T WE MAKE D P A N D MAIUtT
bare been defied only once, when the
of any?”
Mr. Smith, addressing his recent wife,
AOAIM .”
offender was pardoned In cynxideratiui»
has served continuously for 18 years him to be chief Justice and nothing picture as thus engaged to send to her
finally said:
*
friends at home.
"You are to be ceti gratula ted on your
of the Jfict that lier father.' brothers
as state commander of the Maccabees else.’*— Washington Star.
"My dear, please explnln."
“Let’s go to Lido,“ suggested Belle. Imagination and Berve.’’ said Anne For these attentions she expected some
and son find been victors In the games
of Oregon, was re-elected to that post
returu.
Her
sister,
Mabel,
poor
girt,
“It Isn’t far, and we will La* back lu /ingrily
Mrs. Smith pointed to Mrs. Jones for One particular private**, however, was
“Ella Is one of my dearest
*
Size
o
f
an
A
tom
.
had
uo
borne,
nud
tb
*
wife
wished
to
tlon at the seventh quadrennial con­
time to meet the train.”
the desired explanation, but Mrs
friends, end I really thought I knew
not only exempt from this law. Put
“Radium emanations,“ said Profea
vention of the organisation at Albany.
- There was uo dissent, end John aid
you when I flrat Òli led to yon When have,her with her. But Mabel Irritnt
Joues was unequal to tbe task., M r
was accommodated wftb a "pedal frout
eor W illiam Crookes fn a lecture In Lou­
ed
tbe
husband,
and
be
had
declared
■loftes came to the front
ed her to step into the gondola. He I discovered my mistake we bad al
At its annual meeting at Portland
seat on an altar of white marble, and
don. “are due to tbe breaking down of
stretched out Ids band toward Anne to ready started on tin* ride, and I dkln’t that she should not come there again
“My friends.” be said, "It Is evident
the Oregon Forest Fire association
women were allowed to enter chariots
tbe atom of radium, aud electricians
when
he
wus
at
horn«.
Then
there
ilke
to
deiiounce
you
then
that we men have swapped wives and
elected John W. Alexander, of Port­ are constantly flying off with about perform n like service for her, but site
for tbe races, though they might not
«as—
“ Very kind of yon." Iie «»id dryly
you wives have swapped husbands
land, president; W, C. Calder, of Ba­ two-thlrds the spired of light (182,000 was gazing Intently at a tall .voting
be present to see them Win.
At
this
point
Mrs.
Jones
broke
in.
But the fact remain that I was kid
Mr. Smith, I have heard wbnt a terrl
ker, vice president; Wells Gilbert, of mile« |ier second». These electrons are man who wns strolling by
Yon
hare
described
my
husband
ex
naped
l»y
you.”
“There’s some one from New York.“
ble fellow you are to live with, and I
He Was 8h*.
Portland, treasurer, and C. S. Chap­ now looked uj>on as being absolute
Sctly, only with us it Is a case of have no dcubt you have beard what a
Anne laughed.
abe an Id to Belle and John She raised
In a college for women where the
man secretary and manager.
units of negative electricity. To try, her voice and called Just as the young
“Yon were rejilly heaven sent
1 mother-in-law, and my husband is as terrible fellow I am to live' wlfh
My
Active work on the big springs proj­ to Illustrate tbelr slse la difficult Iro
unreasonable as yours, though our dif­ opinion Is that none of us nre going to faculty consista chiefly of the gentleÿ*
man turned, “ Mr. Henderson!” She would b«ve bored Bel’e and her bus
sex a meeting of the-academic council
ect at Ashland will soon commence aglne one drop of wnter magnified to waved her hand toward him He bea band, and they w<iuld have bored me ficulty Is the reverse of yours. He In
better ourselves by the change. Madge,
was In progress. Here and there nr
sluts on having his mother lire with
The project calls first for the construc­ tbe size of tbe earth (8,000 miles In dl
It«ted a moment and then came toward while we were waiting for the train
I propose that we make up and geC lone man »at surfatmdeT by Imirned
a
meter».
An
atom
would
then
be
about
us.
True,
she
has
no
home
and
is
very
them
We
are
going
on
to
the
station
now.
tion of pipe lines to bring three miner­
married again."
ladles. An amendment had Just been
tbe size of a walnut or a cricket ball
“8o glad to see you here“’ exclaimed but I am rather puzzled ns to whether lonely, aud my husband is her only
“I concur," said Mr. 8mlth. “with
al springs to a common spot A fter
profaned
Now magnify the cricket ball or atom Anne enthusiastically. “My slater and I sbóuld tell the one we nre to meet child living. I will give her credit for
the gentleman’s statement, and I
ward it is planned to erect a big tour­ to a cube of al>out 100 feet each side
Where Is' tbe ptlr^n vr£o offers this
being cheerful, and she doesn’t inter
shout this.”
moke yon. Gertrnde. a similar offer.”
ist hotel and a sanitarium which w ill The electron would be about tbe size new brother-lu-law.” she Introduced
amendment?” Inquired the president
fere
with
me
at
all.
But
1
married
It wns n sort of qu<>stloii. and Hen
briefly as she shook hands with him
Tbe two divorced women looked at
Who Is-sheY ’ ■ • • - «*-» -
call for a heavy Investm ent
of thin dot (.»—one one-hundredth of an “I t ’s fine to meet an American one derson replied:
her son and not her, and I will not be each other; ‘A suspicion of a smile
Whereupon Mr. SkeqJs. the popular
Because boys of Baker were taking Inch In diameter
The mind cannot knows. We’re Just going out for an
“To whom would you eooflde It? Imposed upou by having her with me came upon Mrs. Jones’ lips.,* Mrs
young professor of or favorite subject,
advantage of an opportunity to stay conceive such figure«.”
day
In
and
day
o
u
t’’
Who Is It that is earning?”
hour’s ride. Won’t you Join us?”
Smith’s lips caught It. and It broaden
rose and replied deprecatlugly. “I am
on the streets when their parents
Thus did these much abused women »d Into a laugh.
“The mnn 1 am to marry as soon as
The young mnn accepted the Invita­
shg ”—New York Post .
Pass It Along.
pour
tbeir
troubles
into
eacb
other's
thought them at the Y. M. C. A. build
I
reach
home,”
she
said
gently.
tion nod took tbe cross seat at the rear
1 '.« ^ — ¿
’
“Come, ladles.” said Mr. Jones: “let
Few of us have been so exceptional
ears, neither of them realising that ts have dinner. ' I have been hungry
Tbe gondola bad st"[>ped. • Render
lng, notice was issued that all boys
of the boat, sitting beside Anue. while
Prom otion.
she was telling a atory as old as the for n no# love. I am now hungry for
•on shook hands with her.
under 14 years of age must hereafter ly unfortunate as not to find. In our tbe others sat farther toward the front
Ap<l what,"- naked tbe cannibal
"I wouldn't tell him if 1 were you.” rite of marriage Itself. But neither of lobster.”
be out of the building for the night own age, some experienced friend who “Mr. Henderson Is a friend of Ella’s."
chieftain, lu his kindest tones, "was
has helped us l»y precious counsel nev
he said, bending over ‘T m going on them confessed the real reason why
Anne explained to the others.
“ And I." said Mr. Rmlth. "for terra,
by 6 o’clock In the evening.
yoqr ;bqsincHs before you were cap­
er to l»e forgotten
We cannot render
“ 1 was so surprised to see you,” she to the hotel now to Join my wlfp. and she bad- given up trying to get on an­ pin.”
tured by ray men?”
The La Pine Commercial club has it in kind; but, perhaps. In the fullness
I
shan’t
tell
her.“
tler
tbe
matrimonial
yoke.
Tbe
rea­
said. “I didn’t know you were over
The party sat down to dinner and
I xwas a newspaper man.* answered
petitioned the United States geological of time It may become our nobleet duty
I kuew st once she was trying to sons why that yoke was ui/pleasant
here, and I haven’t beard from Elin
thé C u r tir *
k
consumed many choice viands, washed
survey to make the Newberry crater to aid another as we ourselves have
but once since I left New York
Did make game of me.” he muttered as he were plentiful, but tbe one main reason
“ AB SHfor?”
lake section s national park. The re­ been aided and to transmit to him an you know me when I called to y o u r went along. “I woiyjer 1f the little why they bad decided to throw it off down with several bottle« of chnm-
"No; merely a subeditor.",.
>
pagno. At tbe end of It a clergyman
gion is said to contain one of the most iorelunhte treasure. - Philip Gilbert she asked pleasantly. “1 hardly ex
Impostor Is re a li/ «yignged to be mar- was not mentioned by either. When
“Cheer u0t*young man! Shortly aft­
was called In. who remarried
Hsmertoa
Interesting volcanic fields In the
pected you to, bemuse we bad met rled. aud I wonder If AWb believes I am Mr« Smith had asked Mrs. Jones If woman to ber own bnshand. and each er my chef has finished bis perusal of
married.” *r ’
only that once at Klin’s ”
abe thought sbe would ever marry couple departed for Its own
world. Including nearly 100 craters,
yçu wiy be editor in
“I wonder If be Is really married and ngain after haring secured her dl
F io tio n and F«ot.
“Certainly 1 knew yon.” be replied
among them being the tw in craters on
nstfrere.*''
tolled that all Is not gold that others
“Charlie got his Ideas of married life readily. “In fact, 1 thought 1 recog If he believes I am encaged.” smiled vorce sbe bad thrown up her bauds,
the summit of Mount Newberry.
and that It Is better to bear the His
nixed you when you passed me back Anne ax the gondola glided towr.rd Ute exclaiming:
Shopw orn Goods B arred.
As a result of the three recent fires from the comic potters.“
we have than to fly to others we know
railroad
»tutlon
“ Well?”
"Heavens, no! Once to enough for me." not of.
there near the cathedral, but you
, - 4 .
"That’s a very handsome painting,”
that cost thousands of dollars to the
—
-----
“He «ays after he got married he was glanced at me and didn't give any sign
And Mrs. Jones declared that If she
said the visitor to the home of opu­
city and In v/h 'r’.r cevc.i n r n L e t their »greenbly surprise«’ to find that bis
Qualified^
of recognition.” be added, glancing at
was ever freed from her present bus
lence. "Is It by one of the old mas-'
Dickens' Put’
Mveer the Marshfield city council is a lie c«»u!d get n satisfactory bat for her face, which was slightly flushed.
Head Astronomer I want a man to I band she would never take another
--
Charles Dickens was christened tersT’ ■ ... . _ .
taking drastic measures to secure the $5.—Louisville Courier Journal
But
«I“1®
• con,tent com
“I was about In the same state,” Oglir, rrlliw /^ 'a H in lM e the d l - t i n w
“I should say not," responded Mrs.
’
Charles
John
lluffnin.
or
Huffbara.
best fire protection possible within
Anne answered. “ I thought I knew Wtwccn tnrlou, « , r v « , ,bo o rb it, o f ¡¡•" ‘"■«»‘P broogbt confldenc«. Urn.
Newrlch Indignantly. » “Why. that pic­
a« It Is erroneously entered In the par
the city limits. Fire ordinances are
you. but I wasn’t certain
But now
Smith one day, wbljg cataloguing ber
-A n Unlucky Ring
ture Is In the vofr, isfabt StylA”-
«A»
lab
register
Bttt,wlfeu
he
became
fa<
, .
,
t
x
qq a sort husband’s different methods of making
being entirely revised, and w ill be
Cyrdeus— 1 ow e knew n fellow who you most tell me aU about Ella and
Kichuiond Times Dispatch.
*mous
he
dropped
the
Inst
two
Chris
of
b.nd7
,n.lh..ui«ll,
,,|
n.fln
around
tbe
„
|
„
rab|
.
|„
d
dent,
|
|
7
lpolle
,
what
they
were
doing
when
you
left
gnve
a
girl
an
engagement
ring
of
made to conform to the state laws.
-W--------«-- -T-—
«»Tens, Whiit ire y o fr d n n llflc rto n if | man wbo was bis eery opposite In bts dnti names, ns he dejtred to tn^nogrii
Rllllroe-Gracious! Wasn't It I sailed tn May just a couple of days
That the average earning of jitney opals
v >
’
v
- Cynieal.
as
plain
(Tharlen
Dlckeus,
a
wish
re
Applicant «proudly»-All last year, sir. treatment df women
Sbe bad been
bus drivers is $2.75 a day was the Qiil||<-ky? Cynietis-Y«m bet It was' after I met yon. When did yoo-eallT'
When we hear a mnn say that he
spec
ted
ou
his
tombstone
In
Westmln
was the official sc*>fa keeper for a thrown with him Intimately and had
“ About the middle of June,** he re
Rlie married him. -Judge.
substance of a report made to the
ster ubbey. by his biographer and would rather have a clear conscience
plied. “ But I ’m afraid 1 can’t teH you woman’s bridge club —Life.
always found him ready to »rive -Way to
than a million pounds we are remind­
Portland city council as the result of
friend. John Forater, and by the scru
Run ess |s sweet; the sweeter I f long of what was going on at that tlme_jw
ber In all those little matters in which
ed of what David said nil men were.-r-
pulously
accurate
Dic.'-.^ary
ot
'Na­
• tob kept by traffic experts for sev­ delayed and attained through manifold I was an busy getting my business In
Defen
a woman expects a man to humor her
London Standard.
eral days. The figures were compiled - s$rug;*.les and defeats.—X Bronson Al shape I didn't get around with that
To know what «hou be defended to Indeed, though this gentleman was tional Biography. •
from 247 machines which crossed the roll
the first condition of ooccess
successful de
crowd mneb " - ■
a'Hdle ape*, he was ra deferential as
t
A kiss In time saves trouble.—Lon­
Never Gives U s .
bridges. Note was taken of each car'
*But you have certainly aeerd from fensv — Lowell
otjf of twenty, and when kn older man
don
Rtandard
“ 1 Jfist had tv marry him. He told
Reif will H «o nrdi-iil and active that Wla lof» of time, haven’t y o « r she
and the number of passengers carried
Houses of Parliament.
C a ta r r h C a n n o t B e C u re d gnve way to a woman It was to be me he never »rave np anything ha
lo r a period of eight hours each day. It will break a world tn pieces to make Inquired
Hummed that fie would keep up bis
The British botmen of parliament nt
w
ith
L
O
C
A
L
A
P
P
L
IC
.
loved.”
<t-«it to sit «>n - Cecil.
»
“ V.’c’l. to tell the, truth. I haven’t
i<crvuc« In the m.trricd state
--Westminster cover fully nine syres o t
Money from tbs $100,000 bond Issue
esnnot rssoh th« m t
"Well. It’s, good to have a husband ground.
Aim High.
' Í heard a wo: 1
her «In e ! «ime tarrh is a blood o r oo„
‘It Ts
zuld M,-s. Jones,
on the port of 81 us La* will be avail­
and
in
order
to
cure
It
who
loves
one"
Every man should atm high. Then ort,‘ h e r e h ? ».«;<! tfnwiy. -W h y did
‘lo w our tr.:ea nj roe. I. too. have
able about April 1 and os soon as pos­
tw n a l rmnodlsa H a ll
“Y-e-s. hut I have learned ttu»1 he
B eat D ia rrh o e a Bemetty.
he nuts no risk of bitting an Innoccut ,ou
« J h '<• ¡I a rd r*
met j,,*t KUtb u man as you destrtbo-
sible after that oontenets. for the ex- bystander-T<dedn Blade
loves money also
Houston Post
.
I f you have sv*r used Chamberlain’s Colic,
’
“ From trina I braid In New York the blood and mucous
n<*t
tme
of
th?we
men
whose
deference
Catarrh
Cure
Is
not
a
q
tenslon of the jetty work at
■ Cholera and IHarrboe* Remedy you know
-------
the little tíme I was with Ells I <er- was prescribed by one
u
- ■-
Is HCixunp.inlcd by a flourish that re
I that it is a success. 8km F. Guin, What­
w ill be ayaftfed and. Die i
elcia n s tn this country
H is Periodical.
Ambition I« pitiless
Every merit * talnly thought there was to be a wed
reals
its
tnCncority.
Lot
there
to
some
menced. The goveriflRenjr
"Do yo« rake any periodicals?” asked ley, Ala., writer “I had measles and got
that It caunot une la contemptible In
,M -örtolwr. and in the one letter • « *g u l*r to preacrlptlon.
n ic * know n,
thing gvnulue that speukR for Itself
eaagld out in the rain, and it settled in my
best
blood
purifier*,
$112,000 to tbs sum. Ti
the
new ck-rgyman on his first round stomach sad bowela I had an awful time,
I have rocelvvd from her since theu
its eye«.-Joubert.
You have asked mu, dear, if I will
mucous surfaesa
feet to be sd dM to <1
•Be said nothing »to u t any change of Von
to * two L —g—
and had It not been for Chamberlain’s Colic.-
marry again in vase I get my divorce. « f parish rlsig».
N o t Unoswat.
“W ell I don’t." re idled the woman, Cholera »nd Diarrhoea Remedy I oonld noi
due«« such wonderful
•00 feet to the soflittr
Io complete
I will make one exception ‘among all
Rome!lines tlw woiuau a mnn O lir plana. O f course, however. 1 don’t catarrh,
fen d for tea,
possibly hare lived but a tow hours longer,
the. men of the world. I f the one 1 “hut my tuishand takej ’em frequent
the project.
rie« proves to he a riddle bo can’t give want to pureue a painful subject.”
F-£ ; CRKNET A CO..
,n but thanks to this remedy, I am now w«ll
apeak of sfiuffd ask me I will not say I «1« wish you'd try to get him to sign
“I «HUfa
the outyect to not so
up -S m a rt Ret
the picdae”*«•-London Mall
Q
* 1
Fov sale by all dnlart? \xd
that I would refnae him ”
' * < . _
~;7-
.
.i.'-t
/
of
A Reel Estate Agent's Kindness to One
of His Customers.
J. Cooper Props, formerly s real ee
tate agent in Entou. Ind.. a fe w years
ago had practically concluded a sale of
a residence in that town to a fanner
who desired to retire, when the cus­
tomer suddenly discovered that there
was no cellar beneath tbe dwelling.
The bouse suited him perfectly, and
his wife also was highly pleased with
it, but both of tlieiu demanded a cellar
before taking It, even though they pre­
viously bad gone as far us to tell Mr.
Props to draw up tbe deed.
“Well. I ’ll tell you what I ’ll do,** said
Props. “O f course there’s no cellar un
der there now, but I ’ll fix tt In the
deed—write It «11 out and everything,
so there can't be any mistake—so that
you have tbe privilege of excavating
for the cellar at any time you please
and without Interference from any
source.”
s
Mr and Mrs Farmer said they
•guessed” that would*be all right, so
ufter tbclr right to construct their own
cellnr bud been carefully safeguarded
In the deed by elaborate phrases they
paid over tlielr money and took posses
slon. But to this day, Props says, they
look at him in a dazed and puzzled
way every time they meet him.—in
diannpolls News.
.
The
Divorcees¡
A. Story of Venice
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