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FRIDAY.’. D ecember 30,1910
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Copyright. 1910, by Am erican Press
Association
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“P apa, tall us a N ew Y ear story,”
th e Great German P oet’« A n alysis of sak i m y okleel d au gh ter, G roce, aged
fourteen.
“th e M elancholy Dane."
“D o!” chim ed In all th e rest.
F igu re to jo u rn elf this youth, till.-»
eon o f princes; conceive him vivid ly,
“A N ew Y ear’s atory? I don’t k n o w
bring hla sta te before your e y es and a n y sto ries a t a ll, m uch less a N ew
then ob serve him when ho Icarus that Y ear’s atory.**
>
h is fa th er’s spirit w alks. Stand be
“You m ust k n ow a N ew Y ear’s story,”
fore him in the tehror o f the night auld litt|e Beu. "Thia la N ew Y ear’s
w hen th e venerable sp irit appear»/
ev e, and w e m ust h a v e a N ew Y ear’s
over nlm.
A horrid shudder p a sses
e v e sto ry .”
over him ; he sp eak s to th e m ysterlou.
“I know so m eth in g th a t huppeued to
form ; bo sees it beckon to him ; he fol
mo at n N ew Y ear’s house party be­
low a It and hears. T he fea rfu l act u
sation o f his u n cle rings in his ears, fore auy o f you children w ere born,
but It isn ’t a story. -Stories are som e­
th e sum m ons to revenge and the plerc
Ing o ft repeated prayer, “R em em ber th in g th at are m ade up. you know .
me!"
T his in cid en t really happened.”
And w hen tlie ghost has van lsh e I
“Oh, th a t’s th e b est kind o f a atory!”
w h o la It th at stan d s before us? A cried C rave.
yo u n g hero p an tin g for vengeance?
“I like 'em better th an an y other
No! T rouble and ostou lsh in eu t lake kind,” »«Id Susie, clim b in g up in to my
hold o f tb e aoittnrv young man. l i e
lap. “Go ou, papa."
g ro w s bitter a g a in st sm ilin g villa Ins.
“Go ou!” chim ed all the rest, so I
sw ea rs th at he w ill not forget the
w
e
n t ou a s follow s:
sp irit and con' ludes w ith th e sign ifi­
“W hen I w a s a you n g man I w a s In-,
c a n t ejacu lation :
vtted to the country p la ce o f my friend
The tim e in out of Joint. O eurspd spite.
Mr. B each—you all know Mr. B each,
Thut ever 1 woe born t<> set It right!
In th ese word«, I im agine, w in bo th e bujd g en tlem an w ith m utton chop
found the key to H a m let’s w h ole pro­ w h isk ers w ho o ften com es here—to
cedure. T o m e It Is clear th at S h ak e­ spend th e first w eek o f tb e n ew year.
sp eare meant in thy present ca se to I found u uu*rry p a tty , I a ssu re you —
represent the effect» o f a great ac­ E h l f a d ozen b oys and h a lf a dozen
W h at
tion laid upon the soul unlit for the girls, all ready for a frolic.
perform ance o f It. In th is v iew the m akes such parties, p lea sa n t Is th a t
w h ole p iece seem s to be com posed. th ose w ho m ake them up th row off th e
T here la an oak tree planted In a c o st­ co n v en tio n a lities o f so ciety and g iv e
ly Jar w hich should have borne only on e aiu/ther a lot o f leew a y In ev ery ­
p lea sa n t flower» lu It» bosom ;- th e thing. B esid es, every on e la ready for
roots expand, the Jar Is sh iv e r e d .— any kind o f a prank and uo offen se ta k ­
en. W e w ere co n sta n tly p layin g little*
From “ W ilhelm M eister."
trick s pn oue another, each tryin g
w h en sold to appear u n con sciou s o f
h a vin g been sold. I rem em ber oue o f
SACKING A THEATER
th e girls nt dinner g a v e o u e o f th e fe l­
lo w s an im itation cream cuke filled
T rib u la tio n s o f th s D ra m a In N ew
w ith cottou Instead o f cream . H e bit
Y o rk In 1765.
H ere is an account o f th e Backing o f
a theater In New York from the Gu-»
xette o f M a y 3, 1763:
“T he play advertised to l»e acted last
Monday evening having g iv en offeuse
to fcuudry and dlvcnt Inhabitants o f
this city, who thought It highly Im­
proper that sui lP entertolm neuts should
be exhibited at this tim e o f public d is­
tress, when great num bers o f poor p eo­
ple can scarce find m eans o f su b sist-
ence, w hereby m any |s»rsons m ight be
tem pted to neglect their b u sin ess and
sq u sud er that money w h ich la-necoe-
sary to rii><p4‘uicnt o f their debt's sn d
th e supiwrrt o f thetr fam ille», a rum or
w a s spread alsiu t the tow n th a t If the
p lay w ent on the audience w ou ld meet
w ith som e d istu rb an ce from th e m ulti­
tude.
“T hia prevented th e g reatest part o f
those w h o iu tended to have b een'there
from going.
H ow ever, m any people
cam e, and th e play w as begun, but
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.
soon Interrupted by the m uhitude, who
“TOSHICD TUB STICKPIN BACK TO Ml"
b u n t open th e d oq raan d entered w ith
n o ise and tum ult. ^ T h e au dience e s­
It u n su sp ectin gly, but rather thau ad­
cap ed In th e best m anner th ey could. m it th e sell he a te tlie cak e w ith w ell
M any lo st their h ats and other articles felgu ed relish.
o f r a im e n t A boy bad hla skull frac­
“N ew Year's ev e w e sa w th e old year
tured and w as yesterd ay trepanned. out w ith a lot o f m errym aking, sin g ­
D ea th la his.
Beveral eth ers w ere ing ‘A uld L ang S yn e’ baud In hund
sorely set ui»on anil Injured, n u t w e stan d in g In a circle. A t 1 o’clock iu
heard o f no liv es lout. T h e m ultitude the m orning w e all w en t u|»stalrs to
im m ed iately d em olished the house, car­ our rooms. W hen I got into bed I
ried th e p ieces to the com m on, w here discovered thnt I couldn't g et my feet
th ey con su m ed them In a bonfire."
more than, h alfw n y dow n iu th e sh eets.
It at ouce o ccu rred .to m e th at they
had been sco tch ed —th at is, th e uppor.
A C autious S c o t
Stonchnveu lieu to (he south o f Aber­ sh eet had been folded h a lfw a y dow n
deen. T he London train hud draw n In the tied, and l{ w*as th is fold th at I
up at Stonehaven on account o f a w a s tryflig to g et Into.
“ W e w ere playing so m any pranks ou
alight m ishap a m ile or tw o ahead, and
A ndra, the old |K»rter, had got Into oue auother th a t I k new ut once som e
eo L v rn a tio n w ith » Siflvatlnn Army o f th e girl» hail pluyeil the trick on
o flc e r . who had popped hi« head out me. I fancied souie o f them m ight be
o f thA com partm ent to n«k the reason in the hall listen in g to hear any e x ­
for the delay* “Aye, ay e.’’ m used An- pressions o f vexation I m ight g iv e w a y
dra after giv in g the desired luforma- to, so I uttered never a w’ord. In stead
tlen. “y e’ll ,»e for A b erd een , I'm I sllpiHsl out o f lx‘d and grojied in the
thlnkln’?” “Yea, my m au.” waa the dark for a bath robe, w hich I put on
reply; “I’m bound for Aberdeen, a aud trod n o iselessly In my bare fe e t to
very w icked place. I'm told.” “ WJjqt the door.
ml< bt ye lie f o ln ’ to dae there, sir, If
“ W e w ere uot ustsl to lin k in g our
It*« ns bad as a' that?” naked Andrn. doors; at least I didn’t lock m ine. I
rather am used nt the visitor’» .words. only shut It. F inding It ajar, 1 w a s
“A h,” waa the pious answ er, “I'm go­ sure som e girl or girls w ere o u tsid e
ing to drive the devil out o f Alier- listen in g to enjoy m y w rath nt not
deen .“ L ike lightning cam e from the bein g able to get my .leg s dow n b e­
old porter the paw ky reply, “See an' tw een the sheids. Suddenly th row in g
d riv e him north, chlel; haul him well the door w ide <>|»en, I ran right Into a
__________ ____ :_______ fig ire w hich 1 knew by her apparel
to tb e north!”
w as n girl. Both ui.v arm s w en t around
her neck, anil I rained klaaea all over
He Got H is Answer.
“T hey w ho ask unpleasant qtiea- her face. Sho stru ggled hard and su d ­
tloiiH,” said a senator, “inuatu’t lie aiur- denly g a v e vent to an ’Ouch!’
“T hinking th at I had hurt her, I re­
prfoed If they get unpleasant an sw ers.
Yaa, tb e Interrogatory politicluu too o f­ leased m y hold, and I heard her run­
ten finds hlftiaelf lu th e booth o f Uobau n in g a lo n g 4 h e hall n n d fiow n to th e floor
Inflow w here th e girls slep t, w e yo u n g
Golde.
"The aged Gobaa Golde waa quarrel­ fello w s ajrt o ccu p yin g room s above.
in g fu riou sly w ith b is young aud beau­ G oing*fntiw ny room, I lighted th e g a t,
In order to fix m y bed so th at I could
tifu l w ife.
“ ‘D idn’t you m arry m e for iny mon­ Sleep In It. I noticed a drop o f blood
on my bath rotie. P resen tly I w en t
ey T* b e yelled.
to the door »gain, anil on th e floor
"Mrs. G o | i * m I G old s fiuti.e.l It *
“ *Yee, o f course I did.* »he said, Just ln»yond th e sill soroetblng g lit­
‘and If you w eren’t so at logy vjjth |t tered., Item hthg for I t I picked up a ,
w e’d never have a cross w ord.’ ”— stickpin w ith a pear, for a head. I In­
ferred th at It Uml pricked the girl I
W ash in gton Poet.
had helit ln m y arm s and draw n a drop
or tw o o f blood.
“T h e n ext m orning at b reak fast w h at
w a s my surprise to see Mx girls, ench
w ith a IHt o f court plaster on her neck
Just below th e ear.
“ ’Aha, my beauties!* I exclaim ed to
m yself. ‘Yon h a v e form ed a union In
order to prevent my k n ow in g w hich
one fif you scotched my sh eets qnd got
kissed and scratched for th e trouble.
H S b fb S e ttle d .
B a c o n -A n d >?,« aa> your brother ha«
nettled In C anada?
E g b e r t-N o . I
d id n ’t aay an. I think be w ent there
to tet
out of eettHng.—Yonkera Btatoa-
HOTEL MORO
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By JOHN C. GASSOWAY
GOETHE ON HAMLET.
Maids o f Meeda.
“ D o your d au gh ters help thetr moth­
er w ith the housew ork?”
“ W e w ouldu’t think o f exp ectin g It.
Ifn riel Is tem peram ental, and Zaza la
katenoe.”- P it t s b u r g poet.
W EAK W EARY W O M E N
He W as A nxious.
each oue o f the"uien, baking hi n f lf he
A
couple
of
xeulous
anglers
were
fish­
had noticed it th e evening b efore on
any of the girl*. B u t m en a re a w fu lly ing fog the first tim e In a sh e e t o f wa­ L ea rn T fie Cutgxe • # -D a lly W e o a
T h a ij E n d ,T h a n t .
. „
stupid about women’s dreea, and not ter roat- il for th e purpose w h en one
one o f them could g iv e m e a n y Infor­ o f them through careleasneaa fe ll In.
mation. T here w ere none o f th e girls H is friend, after great exertion ,
WhenThe back ashes and throb«
w ho did not know th e ow n ersh ip , but b rou gh t ii i ui to land, but It w a s a
W hen the housework is torture
I m ight as w ell h ave applied a t a gov­ .lo n g tibie before lie recovered con
W hen night b iift# no rest aor sleep.
'eclousnci-. - No sooner bad he opened
ernm ent circum locution office for th e
W hen urinary disorders fet in
hla
ey
es,
h
w
cver.
than
tb
e
oth
er
a
sk
­
settlem ent o f a claim ae ask an y one
W om en's lot is s weary one.
o f them.
1 should h ave been sen t ed him . 'Tell inc, did you se e a lo t Of
,'
There
is a way to escape these woes»
flah
?M
L
on
.lon
T
it-B
its.
round the circle indefinitely.
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D oan's Kidney Pills cures such ills
“T hut even in g a t dinner I w ore th e
S a v e d F rom A w fu l D e a th .
H ave cured woruerfhere in Moro
stickpin in m y scarf. It w a s great fu n
H ow an sippalling calamity in his fam­
This is one Moro w om an’s testim ony.
to w atch th e girls as th ey cau gh t
ily was pre vented ¡a told by A D M cD on­
sigh t o f I t N ot a girl betrayed any­
Mrs. H U Martin, o f Moro, Oregon,
ald,
of Fayetteville, N . C. R. F . D . N o.
thing more than a slig h t ch a n g e in e x ­
says; I esn recommend D oan’s Kidney
pression; but, sin ce th ey all sh ow ed 8. “ M y •¡•ter had consum ption,” he p ills highly.
My back ached severely
thnt, I w as no w iser as to th e ow ner­ writes, “ she wm very thin and pale, had • and my health "became all run down us the
no appetite and seemed to grow weaker
ship.
result of diioidered kidneys- D oan's Kid­
"We fellow s hud carefu lly exam in ed every day, ns all remedies failed, till D r
ney Pills corrected these difficulties and
th e jew el at th e head o f th e pin and K ing’s New Discovery was tried, and so
agreed that it w a s a real pearl o f con­ com pletely cured her, that she has not proved o f benefit ift every w ay.”
For sale by all dealers. Pries SO cents.
siderable value. I thought o f a w a y been troubled with a cough since. Its the
Foster-Milburn C o., Buffalo, N ew York,
to force the ow n er to d eclare herself.
beat medicine I ever saw or heard o f .” sole agents for thf United States.
P u rin g the dinner 1 asked th e party,
‘W ho in history d issolved in vin egar a For coughs colds, lagrippe, asthma,croup,
Remember the name— Doan’s—and- take
hemorrhages, all bronchial troubles, it has
pearl of great value?’
no other.
,
’’ t
no equal, 50c. and$1. trial bottle free at
•‘ ‘C leopatra!’*cried one o f th e girls.
, k
“ ‘I don’t b elieve the story,’ said on e MoroPhariiuicy.
o f the fello w s w ho w a s in th e secret
S U M M O N S — In the Otroul» Court of the
'."5» A M illio n B r ie k s .
o f w hat 1 w as about to do.
Suite o f Or« won for Blrerumu ocunty.
♦’A m illion com m on brick s. If plied
‘• ‘W hy n o t? I asked o f him .
w ith ou t m o rta r, w ould m a k e a cube Pa*trl E Purdy, Plm iniff
“ ‘No one w ould do such a th in g.’
vu.
“ ‘I w ouldn’t mind d oin g it myself,* m easu rin g about forty fe e t.
L 0 Furdj D efendía»
I replied.
’Ko L D i ’Qiily, the > bove RAiot-d de-fendanl
“ ’I ’d like toA>et yob w ou ’t.’
* * '•
lu il.tj n inc u fi the StHtM of O retfou'
Yo» are Iren by reqivred to appear slid
‘“ H ow muck?*
Wants to H elp Som e Ona.
-aaawer*
ike e-Mupl.iint rthd minium ynu in
“ ‘I ’ll go you a ten n er you don’t d is­
For thirty yean J F Boyer, o f Fertile, the above c iitirtfd »-nit, on or before tb e ja -t
so lv e th e pearl you 'w e a r in your
M o., needed help and couldn’t find it. day of the t tin« pfe* i ibed in the order of
scu rf.’
jhat*lio.itioñ io ♦»»; on or tiefure the 18.b day
That’s
why h« grants to help som e one og-J H iui.rv, I t i l i , mid rf yon foil to so ap­
“ ‘I tak e th e b et.’
pear hi . J ..iixwi r, f'liin t tf f w ill apply to th e
’’H a lf the m en a t th e ta b le m ade tow . Suffering so long him self be feel« oonrt for the re.tef (loouuided lit th e c o m ­
or
all
diatre««
from
backache,
nervou«-
sid e bets, and, pouring so m e vinegar
p la in t hied bvr<}i> in?.¡net you, to -g lti fo r a
uiauMviiig'Mi« l»-.nda of m atrltoouy
from a cru et in to a w in eg la ss and less, loss o f appetite, laultude and kidney
liow
kietinu between »he p la in tiff nod your-
tak in g th e pin from m y sca rf, I put It liaordera. H e «how« that Electric Bit- aelf d on
tlie grounds o f oruel xud inbura»n
In heud dow n.
I k n ew th e pearl era w ork wotkdera for such troubles. “ F ive treatm ent t>ud w n fu i aeserOoti und fo r such
cotfjdn’t have coat less th an $50, but jottle«,“ he writes, “ w holly cured m e o th e r and IprVM-r relief u h u i the aourt m a j
at. in i q n -a U e end j o ,t.
besid es th e b et I have m entioned I
md now 1 am w ell sad hearty.** It's al-
T kia MMutunns in a ~ r*'d upon you by pub-
m ade several more to w in ab ou t h alf
B tratiutl tt v riìOt fu r Th - pnrrnd of six sacqwm-
th e cost o f a n ew pin. B u t girls w ere io positively guaranteed for liver trouble, ive wi rim in
Bm-r . mu County GLróevvái
not lik ely to tak e th at in to con sid era­ lyapcpala, blood disorder«, fem ale eom- M weakly t.» wap pt-r «4 treuer«! oirouinliou,
GreJWi; In
50c at publiait* d lu rili.rrnMii
tion, and the ow n er o f th e pin w as »lainta and malaria. Tjry them.
ouiaafyiie« to an urdut-of tfie 'Hon H R
'.
. s
forced to se e her Jew el p u t in jeopardy 'ijM>roPharmacy.
llntler, ri’rrnit
fur Bberumn eoñnt»,
duly luudv on the J01st d i y of October, 191Ú,
w ith ou t k n ow in g th a t if it w ere in ­
Mnd
th*»
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t
’
ut
f
‘;
p ibU oitio n tlmr-iof
ju red sh e w ou ld g a t another. N ever­
U nsat) aotory.
IN the 2d drt . <>( i>
i .IttlO.
th eless sho looked on w ith apparent
“W hy Is a k iss over tb e telep h on e
J L C r i ’ JN Attoruev
Indifference.
Ttd2jl3G0l
fo r F lR ln tiff
lik e a stra w hat?”
’’•‘T h is la carryin g a Joke too far,’
“ B eeau so It la* not felt!”
exclaim ed one o f th e girls in a pro­
testin g voice. 'Lou, you ’re silly to let
B a n k a o n S u r e T h in g N e w .
HKK1EF H A I .g
him ruin th at b eau tifu l pearl.*
•‘I’ll
never be without Dr. King’s N ew
Nidio» L h ’ ri-b> t'ivou th a t ¡urhuant to
“T he m om ent th e nam e w a s spoken
and th e girl nam ed Lou b lushed 1 took Life Pills again," writes A Schingeck, tb« «iMiitiiftuu of nu vxveatiou lu torcolosars
mid decii n iK.n»d out of (hoCiroait « our«
“ They of
the pin ou t o f th e w in eglass, dropped 4 7 Elm St. Buffalo, N . Y .
the ü’. iiiu ot o c aou, for the oonnty of
ured me of chronic constipation when all Riiéniutf), to ìlio
it in a g la ss o f w ater, then w ip ed It
led,--dated'the oUlh
U
»y
o f N u i«ilM‘r
:v m nui» ih v r i in p w .-
w ith m y handkerchief. It did not a p ­ dhera failed .’*
Unequaled for bilioua-
h e .w n i Fi .i i. L u i a i l in p i munff.
pear to huve been In the sllg h teet de­ lecs, jaundice, indigestion, headaches, d T it C ig ia y w N
<»» -ÍBuM-t p tí
uim a, if«» Jvtu
gree dam aged, but It had not been In
bills, malaria and debility. 25c at Moro P Neser. >> li < uw N>« co hw g ilè ; W i IU hiu
ti N e t f . O - i 1 ,»4 ..vochtfi wifoJ&HiM Jfo’ ov
th e vinegar h a lf a m inute. T hen I
Pharmacy.
Mis E
1
. , Jobu C la rk ,
handed it ncroas tb e tab le to th e ow ner,
lili) NneétM ’iheouisiM ToSicr end jM Uirr
and every oue E xcept h erself burst into
i< tie r urt- i.elt uo « uim , uomuou-duiw tue to
Mushroom P oisoning.
a laugh. .
. I » ii inafi! r d m c rib id
T h e b est th in g to- d o in c o s e o f 0ftl the r; i i |i
m a n d a t) » jiiiu,-lot-ut nm i u«ori»e latHlt-red
. “T he trouble lu such pranks la th at
‘‘m ushroom pofeoulng**’ Is to partake Sud « Hit refi in eáiil cnurifc on iho ¿2d tiny ol
those w ho com e ou t ahead en jo y them
Noreuilx r HHO.itj f- Vor *<f Um (ib itn iiff und
freely o f pure olive oil.
Im m ensely, but th ose w ho com e out
MuniiiS. th^ U» fondant* hsieiu nb >ve rnaiurd
f o r t a m o M ' l f iwformft ibvrttou wt lt) pet j
behind don't see It lu th e sam e lig h t
T he quicker • ai»M ’ i cu .i«l o f the
r at.iimn , t i o the IRh dny r.f O o l--
Lou, w ith a very sober fa ce, tossed th e less the «langer from pneu. <»nk ami other eent
lx-r l'AVt. npd f . i. 1^7» (M/ at »»»«ay fue» ano
stickpin back to me, sayin g th a t sh e serious diseases. N r. b. W. 1» H all, o f th«* fatili« r tabi of 4 ¿5 üO u sis.-and nueru
had no u se for a pearl th a t h a d 'h a d Waverly, Va. .«ay« “I firm i/ heliev« Cham
SÚ, 1 w ill "o
« i
th e gloss taken off It by being steep ed beriain’s Gough Remedy to I hî til««»lutely the
T hursday, J a n u a ry 12th, -J 911, .
lir h in e g a r . I told her th a t an e x a c t beat preparation on the market for colds. I
duplicate w ould be fu rn ish ed her and have recommended it to my M eads and At the finnr uf 139 u’ etock p. ’» o f m ill
at the C c u it Iiuuse door ill M om ,
she* w a s also w elcom e 1» th e one they all agree with me.” F of sale by all day,
Shu ru n n ai-ouiy, Oreguu, «ell to tbe biitb-
she claim ed bad been dam aged. T o
eet bidder lor c<iSb 1», b'Oid e ll O( tbs fob
lowTtfR dcacrlbed ¿»J piuperty of the suit!
th U aha replied th a t th e ’damaged*
R ings Around T heir N ecks.
defondHiiia, Ui w it: th e north west quarter
oue had been g iv en her by a very d ear
. worn« u of llKyuuai, on th e K oo- of tbe s. nth e»st qtiurter, the south east
friend and prised esp ecially on th a t a c­
ear w< d d ü ig rliïfca o f brasa w eld- quarter of- the u o-iu vest q uarter, nud the
count.
‘No,’ sh e added, ‘you h a v e
west h a lf o f h ie u « n h e s i quarter o f are-
tion th trty -b iu r town« hr ¡»five «ootb o f rnngr
ruined my k eep sak e and you ca n ’t re­
M ve u tte a ei|Ht ot tin -'V illa iB e tte m eridian,
place It. All I ask o f you Is to drop
When yon have a cold get a battle of. in Mb< rm iu c «n v, <>r»i’«*n, oontBinice 1Gb
th e su b ject. I don't w ish eith er the Chamberlain’« Cough Reau-dy. 1ft will mire«.
j . C’. P 'E '.AlA^. Bhenff of
BbbrniutiooUiity. Oreacn
old pin or a n ew on e.’
soon fix you up all right and w ill word off MoGjG.GI]
“H ere w as a p retty k ettle o f fish. In- aay tandenev toward pneumonia.
Thi»
stend o f com ing out o f th e affair tri­ remedy oontaina no opium or other aareotic
and may be given aa confidently Io a baby
um phant I w a s In a hole.
•‘T he rest o f th at N ew Y ear’s gath er­ as to an adult. Sold by all dealers.
ing w as very hard on me. A ll the
girls treated me coolly, sa y in g th at I
C ontrariw ise.
had sp o iled -th e pleasure o f th e party
C ustom er- W hat kind Is your b est South-* ;
North
by retaliatin g for a harm less Joke w ith sa u sa g e? D ealer— M y beat, m ad am , la bound
passen­
a sertons one. Som e o f tbe m en seem ­ m y w u r a t—B altim ore A m erican.
paasen-
ger daily
S T A T IO N S
gcr daily
ed to think that th e girls w ere assu m ­
ing nfl this com m on sen se, th at Lou
. . Shaniko .
w asn't miffed nt all and th e w h ole
, . . W ilc o x . .
th in g w as a put up Job to turn the
. K ent . -
tables on me. T h ese argu m en ts didn’t
.Boufbon
7or
Tufo«ta
and
CkOArou
m ake m e feel any better. Lou w ould
Grsw Valley
scarcely speak to me, and every girl
E rsk in e..
, . . . M o ro . . .
gave m e to understand th at I had
. DeMi»«« .
treated her sh am efu lly.
.M cD oneld .
“ I f a girl w ish es to m ake a young
. , S an d lin ..
m au fall In love w ith her th e qu ick est
,. Klondike .
w ay to accom plish her ob ject Is to
. . . W«SCO . . .
m ake him (Uink he has Injured h e r ' C O M M O N « — In the C ir o u t Court ot the St»tr
.. ..S in k ,. . ,
o f Oregon lor Hhrrmen countv
and treat hltn accordingly. L ou’s con­
. . Gibson ..
tem ptuous treatm ent o f m e set m e MeUie MoKwben, Plaintiff,
. . . F’lW» -•
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w ild. I couldn't eat. I couldn’t sleep.
... ßi££« .*. .
F in a lly I w en t to her and told her Byron ICoKibbcn. Defendant. J
Des Chûtes
th at If sh e w ou ld n ’t forgive m e—for ¡To Hymn llaK ihbsn, the above-nassad die*
..C e lilo ..'.
som eth in g I h ad n ’t done, m ind you—I
foodant.
, . . Som it. ..
In
the
nam
e
oft
the
State
o
f
Oregon.
w ould blofv m y stu p id brains out. S he
The Dalle«
Teo are Wi‘b7 required to appear and
forgave m e, and th e effect w a s so» anawtr
tbe oomplaMit fltoo «galuat you iu lb«,
* d eliciou s th at I blurted ou t th at 1 , above entitled suit, on or before the last dey
For information and rote«, apply to
A . R O S E , A g e n t,
loved her and cou ld n ’t liv e w ith o u t of tbe time preeortbed la tbe order o f pub-
,
/
O r.
lleation,
to-wit,
on
or
before
the
S7tb
day
o
f
h e r S h e tum bled to th is a t once, v
January, IM1, end if you fall to so appear
“T h e m ost a g g ra v a tin g part o f It a ll and UUVW pUfociff will applv to tbe oeqrt
w qs th at b efore th e party broke up I for tbe relief diunaiided io tbe oorapieint
overheard one of th e girls s a y in g to th e filed herein egninst vou. to-wit, for a decree
diaeolving tbe bonds df matrimony now ex-,
other, ‘I k n ew Lou w ou ld g e t him ; sh e iatina between tbe pi tin tiff end y on reel f on
p layed th e part b eau tifu llyT "
the grounds of desertion, and for aanh other
ik Frsah, ReHsMs, Furs
\JB3mKVVA 6iiar«nt»ed to Pisa««
I paused In m y story and w aited for and further relief, as to ths ooart atty «eeui
cqaTtible
are,
Just.
-
f
j«»
>i
Otr»«n«r snd
criticism s^ I always Eke to h ear w han
TbflT sutnvn. u* te «C ved Upon vou bp pob-
,* .♦» gunner »bt nl'l U-Rt tin
I tell children stories w h a t th ey a r e Iteation thrrAJ for a pr-nod of six nnoo»MA-
HfiBWr
’ * mperlor r»erl;»otOyr
t B wc p I ‘ - N< • h E«rn <> rown 6eed«.
going to sa y about them .
I w ould tve «reek« in tin* Mhsruaer. Ou inty Obe-r<**r,a
emtoiA«. ®r»«»
weekly
n-wepgper
of
general
etrouiuuoe.
rath er h ave th e criticism o f a child published in Sbetoian eountv Ore««»», in
rd*» 10 C E N T S
w, vnw*««xA iMtttpalil »nr
on any ta le a child can understand parsnaner. t<* >ih < r«,er of the Hon Wm Hen-
K A M O V S C O L L E C T IO N
riobs, Jo«»ue .if tbe County «cart of H'lUtotob
than th a t o f t h f heat literary critic.
r (.imoIo
.
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t^a»'ii<*
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“P ap a,“ said Susie, ‘i s n ’t It fa n n y eountv.U regM . rtnl* »»»«•*"» tb e lM b d a v
«»Iflar «’ •I«!*» .
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of
December«
U»V>.
*,ul
th a t Lon’s nam e w a s th e sa m e aa pnbliont) n thereof It tbe 16th day of Ds»
tt-row4)r».l I'R’.tiiv* ■
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mamma's?**
(I m Sfc»l«*
Sa.Si
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■oember, PJIOV
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/tornev
“ It Is kind o f queer,” I replied, “Isn’t
f'»«
ItT Arid th ey both had th e aam e fa c­ 7t.dlf.i?7 E21 -ift*
u lty o f gettin g ah ead o f m e In th e
».end. O ne Lon did It In th e begin n in g B O M M O N S -ln f a «îtfOoit Oour» of tba
KtH.
G r* u -« . fo f S b « oau e o u n lj.
and th e other h a s d on e It ever since.**
T h e stickpin ev |d ? n ily left Its ipert
on the culprit ami, like th e girl lu the
'Arabian >ilqhr»’ E nteilalhuirutw ,’ who,
si elug a <b-ir chal?.cd iiml suspecting
so m e “ fllln ji.v . (taili-. d nil Ktp, ctb ei
dobra, ami tm«» all put « » ««»u/r
ter. W c’l. I h iv e Ila»*»;,:
,lh. «ud
C h lld r o n
O r
FOR FLCTONCrt
V
w . C RUTLEDGE. Proprietor.
' '
Nearest Hotel to Business Center, Bank
and Depot. Courteous T rea tm e n t, Clean
Beds and Table the best th e m a rk e t w ill
afford.
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S U N D A Y D IN N E R S 3 5 0 .
Opposite Postoffice
Moro
Oregon
VINTON HOTEL
**/
* Ä »«dhreilm ¿
I
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B Hi
Valley, .O reg o n .
G ra s s
E n tir e ly new , c o n v e n ie n t to b u sin ess.
C le a n beds, a n d ta b le th e b e st th e m à rk é t
w ill afford. P ric e s re a s o n a b le .
C om ­
m e rc ia l tra d e so lic ite d .
CONDUCTED ON THE BEST PRINCIPLES
W HEN
IN
PO RTLAND
STOP
AT
HOTEL OREGON
C H A S . W R IG H T , President —
M .C . D IC K IN S O N , M anager.
Corner of 7th and 8tark Street
!
I
I
I t is new , a n d its ro o m s are^ p ro v id e d w ith
r u n n in g w a te r a n d lo n g d is ta n c e te le p h o n e s.
E u r o p e a n p la n . K a tes |1 p e r d a y a n d u p
WRIGHT-DICKINSON HOTEL COMPANY
i
’9 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 . 0 0 0 0 $
NEW HOTEL PERKIPiS
Portland, Ore^crtl
Opened Ju n e, ipo& .
Eastern Oregon Headquarters.
P o s itiv ly m is t c e n trg lly
located , F ifth S t. cats pass
th e d o o '8 e v e * y few rrru tes
—
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Attractive Cafe and G rill Music
E u ro p e a n P la n . R a te s $ 1 .0 0 a n d u p
Q. SWETLAND. Secy, and Mgr. ”
I H -l- H I- H - Ì - 1 -1 • H - I -ir i-’r-H" •
I ] H
ESMOND
HOTEL
O
A
, M an a g e r.
scar
nderson
Cor. Front and Morrison 8t>. Portland, Oregon
F re e B uss to a n d fro m T ra in s . K ates
ôOc, 7.5c, $1.00, $1.50, $2.00. E u ro p e a n
p ia n . . S h e rm a n C o u n ty h e a d q u a rte rs .
A G O O D C L E A N F A M IL Y H O T E L .
,| i i H
H -I-I I
I I
.H
4 " K
» W - H - I -l-l - l- H - ) - : " l " l"«" l -l W
CASTOR IA
HOOD R IV E R
TW KM Yoi Han Alwij» BagU
Ms»« P
T h s Eternal Fem inine.
A little girl has been am ending a
school th at la n ew to her.
1 ,
She w a s asked If sh e had m et an-
otlw r little girl w ho waa a pupil In th e
ta m e echodt.
.»
“Oh. y es,” sh e replied, “»be sp ok e to
m e th e first d ay I waa there.”
“ And w hat did sh e aay?”
“ W hy. she said, T>oe» m y p e ttteo a f
show?*
E xchange.
Ends Winters T r o u b le s .
T o many, winter is a season of trouble.
Tbe frost bitten toes end fingers, chapped
hands and lips, chilblains, cold sores, red
and rough skins, prove this.
But such
troubles fly before Buck ten’s Arnica
Salve.
A trial convinces.
Greatest
heeler o f burns, boils, piles, cuts, sores,
eczema snd sprains. O nly 2Sq et M oro
Pharmacy.
/ < -
M rïfo , PlAlUftiff,
I
Patrick E Marik». p«feP<>AnU f
To Patrick
R M arti»,
fendant.
.
HOTGL
ORGGON
N ew b ric k b u ild in g n ew ly fu rn is h e d .
S h e r m a n c o u n ty p eo p le m a d e w elcom e n t all tim e s
O n e blo ck fro m d e p o t. . R a te s 50c a n d up.
E . C. S M IT H ,
<
M ANAGER
1 1 1 U H I I
T0
1H - H - » - - l- I r i- H - H - i 1-
AND
TROM
PSRTbAND
Y o u are cordially invited to make the
Y o u r re s tin g p la c e b atw een tra in s
a t T h e D a lles, O regon,
A n e x c e lle n t r e s ta u r a n t a t m o d e ra te price#.
»be above nketed de­
*
.
Ynn are bereb »
re
snswxr tba «läpjpiani* filed
tbe alrevM. ntFted ««it. <m or b e t» * tto UM
dvntifitrj- na UiS far ifle
ia «aerated basa.
w»h«vc Butti np oar nn>nt«U<)u on Ift Toa raa
firprnd ns ijinihry «od rnnruit »» t I m HU it painl*na
work «n^’wioítu, «o
hdw much you pay*
a HMagtownMMBp96VC*ff »to «nlnh date sail
A
’ » »«»rt for o»l
e o a « for iba re lie f deem»«!»*»
p la in t filed b»re*n «Hiato*»
ito lo U j. oatr»«
i fre« wk«a piati
.
work Uel
•4, 6«M«ritstlw
I s«bf Crews i s
?2kBrU,.Twll.4
i G9qnm««« 1
Esami r¡i1¡»«« 1
* ® * * î* !/® *
r and further relief na to tns
S A r t S Ä : ,Ä
■roerwl eliaulat»«« published
•n u t). Oreana In parsero«»
! tb» H »i* William Henrfehe,
of said rthenuaii son n t».Ufe-
IB W.ft n r «remar»■ Wouti toinbreErtiMre .5 0
n iu a ir e w w iiM U M
T
MOT Ur-run«»«
AK wrets YitUr «Hor.tnresd foe Jlrtren y sss« .
W ise 3>eu à l Co.,œ.
* e Attorney for
P a ix iie s s D e n t is t s
SfeMmw K«« *’n ■ T birr* asm !
MWTV fiMI IMS
m SL Brer. «A U U ItTIft arei s»K»W»
UMATILLA
T. N
C R O F T O N . R r o p r isto r
THE DALLES, OREGON.
S te a m H e a t, E le c tric L ig h ts, E le c tric
( ’all B ells.
O. R . A N . Loca T ra in s
T ic k e t
sto p a t f r o n t dfcor.
R ailw a
office in tb e L bbby.
H O T E L R A T E S T O S U IT
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