II ¿ílil .
'l l»e Observer.
MORO.
F R ID A Y .........
OREGON.
J une 24
1910
It Led H er to M ake Trouble, but
She Rectified it.
P sreSnsI T a lk Wltfc Y s«.
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A DREAM THAT
FADED
B, ESTHER VA N DEVEER
Cop y rt« >it. mo. by American Press
Association
By F R A N K H. SW EK T.
(Copyrigid. 1910. by Am ericas Pre*» Xwu
viattoil.J ,
la there any one who has no bobby?
Well. If there la It la questionable If
such parson 1« happy. ( W e live lives—
at least most of us do—that lie In beat
en tracks.
Tbc merchant that has built up a
large business goes to his store every
day to do pretty much the s;ituo thing.
Ills w ife stays ut home, looks after
the servant* aud makes Calls.
The
doctor visits the sick and listens to
an eternal rouud of aches and pains.
The clergyman preaches every Sun
day and makes parochial visits. W ith
all of us our occupation sooner or later
becomes humdrum.
W hat. then, is our relief, our safety
valve?
A bobby.
Hobbles are sometimes mere whims,
or they may l»e u fancy that a certain
line of action under certain circum
stances Is essential.
O f such kind
was Neil Iatiubert’a.
H e r bobby was self control.
She
wna accustomed to say that It was the
ouJy cultured substitute fo r content
ment and that tire result o f It» perfect
attainm ent was |«eri»etual youth. Tha
quick growth o f a frow n habit and the
wrinkles that follow in Its wake were
among her strongest arguments.
Nell Was wooed and won by John
Brent
»be was very happy, and ap
parently John was happy too. Tho
world seemed suddenly transformed
from a very humdrum affair to a para
dise. She managed to retaiu her self
control, so fa r ns telling any of her
frieuds of her engagement was con
cerned. Then there was a lnpse. H e r
friend 1'nitle Uoane called, aud Nell
let out the secret.
Not long a fte r Miss Roane’s depar
tore Battle was standing a t the parlor
window which overlooked the street
admiring some flowers that were kept
in the window. She was thinking of
“Isn’t there a romance In ymtr life,
grandma?" said a little girl to w ho »
J»er grand mot her had been telling »to
pes.
•«Oh, yen 1 here are rwinsnere lu the
lire « o f all o f us."
"W ell, grandma, tell me yours."
"L e t nie sea. I »ns but eighteen
when my fath er—your great-graudfr.
ther, you know —hired a farm hand
■who came along Just »« IB * bcginuftiH
o f the harvest seuimu. I will « all him
Elisha. W e girls used to help get lu
the grain lu those days, and sometimes
1 used to go out and help on purpose
to be w ith Elisha. He » a * two years
older than I. and I considered him very-
handsome. I was at that age when a
girl's heart goes out naturally, ana
mine w ent out to Elisha.
“One evening about «unset wheu we
w ere alone together among the wheat
w e sat down on a pile of sheafs to
T .a t
Elisha put bis urtn around me
and kissed me.. Then he told tue he
loved me, and f to ld him I loved him.
“ 1 was too young—at any rate, too
■onaophlstlcated-to know the next
thin g to be done, which was for Elisha
to go to my father and ask for me
H e didn’t do thia, but when the first
x n atu ra l outpouring o f love was over
1 asked him If I should say nnythlag
about our affair to father or mother
l i e told me to say nothing nt present.
“I waited, no one but Elisha and 1
know ing what was lietweeu us. till the
harvest was all In and my lover was
paid off. T hat day be took me off
where we would be alone and said to
me;
“ ‘Your fath er wouldn’t think o f giv
in g you to me. I haven’t a eput In the
world. We must wait. I ’ll try dur
in g the next few years to get a start,
then I w ill come back and ask fo r you.’
“M y heart stood still. H ow could I
w a it several years for him to come
back to me? Each year would seem
• century, la three years 1 would be
twenty-one. and that seemed to me
then to mark a girl as an old maid.
B ut there was nothing to be done, so
1 said goodby to Elisha, and be went
aw ay.
“There was a farm er near ua who
stood very high In the community.
H a was but twenty-eight years old.
and yet be had been In the legislature
o f the state. H e seemed to me to be
a hundred years old. H e used to come
to our place and talk w ith father about
things th a t 1 didn't understand—tariff
and free trade, raising money to build
railroads to take our grain to market,
and all that. When we were all 1*
th e living room In the eveulig. and
fa th e r and M r. Baxter, I ’ll call him.
w ere talking about these things and
th e slavery question In the south and
th e troubles In Kansas I used to alt at
m y needlework and wonder w hat they
m eant, for I didn’t understand a word
of It a il. _
“Then one day father surprised 4UC
by telling me that Mr. Baxter had
proposed for me, and father hoped 1
w ould accept him since the match
w ould be such a good oue for me.
“ ’Isn't that a funny way to propose
fo r a g lrlZ 1 asked.
I supjioeed the
lover proixiaed to the girl Instead of
her father.’
•’ ’The most honorable way Is to ask
permission of her father to speak to
,
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: « i l ram m H :
, o f »H l B i m
MU.K
Count the Tim»» a Horse Rolls.
lu » lie Circuí! Oosr» pf lb» to»«** of Ore
To sec a horse when out at pasture
gon for Hli»r«u»n Ooontv.
rolling on the ground and cudcavortug
K. W 1, iff«*r»y. Plslulifl J
to turn over on his b.o*k la a common
vs.
“Nor1
sight, but how many poop**
no* H O H»«rdm«B, Dotondsnl.
“ fs’ot theo." bending her face Into tlced that In doing this he observes
Notice is hereby «Ives that tov viHss sf
Are not alone confine*! Io Rural Free Delivery of mail
the lilacs.
an Invariable rule? The rule is that -p eaccution duly »»s««d «ai of U m OVosl»
’’W ell," coldly, "ho la now free.”
«
‘'oar»
of tbn fitst« of Ores»« for r berma«
and the Telephone. ' There is another convenience which all
he always rolls over elth *r at the fleet
D.
P.'
A
A.
N.
CO.
dated the 'JfttU dsv of Msv, 1910, in
An eye shot passed over the hedge
or third attem pt—never at The second « Uonnty.
oerihin soiion la ssid Court oberato E
farojtrs shoo Id have — and many do h ave— a checking ac
"K now ing how that drive came
—and more than three attempts are W f f f « ' 1* recovered s Jud«mre>t sesto«»
•lo u t, you are still too proud to recall
count with a gotid bank.
The {»oeeeaeor of eucb an aooount
never made. In oilier words. If the H O Bosrdaisn for the »«m of |t.0fts!M
him?"
horse succeeds lu rolling over at the mid ttir lurtiiw uw» of glM . Attorney’s fees
avoids the risk of having hie money on hie perron or about
nndjl 'o o<*Mis sad aeorulps oosts of seid
Nell settled herself more coally
first trv. well and good—that satisfies wrlU Haiti judumrnt helsg recorded is
hie home where it is in danger of fire and thieve».
among the cushion« of her divan and
him But If the first attempt to a fa il the County Clerk’» offlee in Bbermss
gave her prettiest low laugh. * »1» thy
Hi» bill» paid by clieck are not only a valid receipt, but
ure the second one always is. Than (ioaptv Oregon, on the lilst dsy of Msv,
servant a dog?* " she said.
he either rolls quite over at the third 1910. Notioe i» hereby «uvea Itosi I bare
also
a
convenience
in hie home transaction» where very often
levied
upon,
end
will
on
"B u t ha would come,” said Pattla
or gives It op. He never makes a
EUID a V JÜL» lAtto. 1M0
tha
necewary
change
for concluding settlement ii not at hand
gently.
fourth. I f horses are rolling on slop At the* front door of the County Court Honee
•T h e re Is a better way to come."
ing ground they usually roll uphill. In Jtioro, Bhermsn Oosntv. GteSoa. et ifl-JC
Don’t
atop
to
think
thia
over, but »tart an aocount now with
“ And If he does not choose It?”
R di . on •eld dsv sell at publie
This to more easy of explanation than u’slook
ntintii u «> the* toigb at bidder, f.it sash In
" I am content," eang Nell sweetly.
the strange custom regulating the. band, nil »f ttu< right title end lutereet pf the
“Than I f tie s free," said Pattie, well
Mield H O B mrdrono in and to all of Lots
number of attempts. As to this
behind the flowar bed»«, T ought to
adequate reason baa ever been offered. Goal I', two (»). Three (8). Klatot (8).
let you
understand,"
hesitatingly,
N in e \’Ji. Te-n (1ft), «Il In Moek Bistot
W ill those Ingenious people who tell us of ih» >«u of .K*at, lu Bberrsen Coanty,
“th a t—that"—
why a dog turns around before lying Orepoii. p» the* eem« Appeers of reeord In
"Ob. certainly,” «aid Nell mockingly,
down and why ducks walk behind tie C . no»» Clerk’s t.ffUe of auid Bbermau
"each oue for herself.”
each other lu a string Instead of Conni.. OreaoSj eleo s ponton of Lets
" I should not have put it in Just that
S m i (7) end Ko«r (4) «« follows: ttom-
way," Pattie went ou, w ith a half abreast explain why a horse never ii.enen'g Seventy (70) feet from the Mortto-
.
A--* A A A d k A
mukes four attempts to r«ll over and rret corner of Lot flrvt<n (7) la Btook Eight
nervous little laugh, "but 1 «hall not
(H) srd r II II ni UK Poutb Twenty (80) fast sad
avoid him or be at my worst w ith never succeeds at the second?-Ex- Ih> bo * Esst to »he K-st line of Lot Fe*ar(4)
change.
. nd tl" ■.<.« North to the 8o«th-eaet eornev
him.”
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nf Lm Ihre«. (X) ««.d the««» tétto« plwee of
’’It Is a woman’s business.” d ryly,
h . «(roi nu, su o a ted io Blork Etskt (81 in
Diseases of Fesr.
“to charm, especially to charm oue
I f you are afflicted with au unreason *he si lfi iowu of Kent, Bhermsu County.
FA ST E ST TIME
man."
S'see of Dr.-Bow, ms the sa ose epos er« of
“ I f he la the Mght one.” faltered Pat able fear of anything do not waste loonr t hi the Connty Clerk's efflos In Mi
time being ashamed of yourself; hurry <>r«-tf»ii wfllub prepertv weS heretofore sx
CHEAPEST RATES
tie Roane.
„
•
Expert, E xperienced, R egistered P h arm acists
inchefi ui seid o >)»e, and is now held ander
"True. Yet the wrong oue la often • t once to a doctor, advises a w riter at’itaii lent w» he e«»ld wader exeeotiou and •
la
Success
Magazine.
A
w
riter
in
the
entertalulng and easier."
fle d icin es C arefu lly Com pounded.
hr pi. eede applied is s«tteteetioa of »aid
First Claaa Accomodation#
w . LaBbsèv
"And you do not c a re t' asked Pattie Dietetic aud Hygienic Gasette has judaiarnt in fa«ov of
complied
a
list
of
feur
diseases
from
»«R» »t B U Boardman
F a r W a g o n » L i v s » lo c k
aa she took up and put the flower«
Complfft« Assortment of Silverware and Jtwtlry
D e a l st Morfl, 0herai«n Comtoyv Ore-
back in the vase. "But you’ll believe, which it appears that everything, from uou. this 14th day of June, 18 Ot
and Automobile/.
reaming at mice to being afraid to
won’t you. that 1 meant no wrong, that
J. C. Ttosstotw.
go home in the dark, is a well recog
Bbrriff of Htaeriaan. County, Oregaa.
I did not know what would com er'
••You have not finished your etory,” nized mental ailment. The tramp to ftt.j l7 .j y l* ‘ÄJ
said Nell, w ith sudden sharpness. In reality a sufferer from ergophobis.
fear o f work, often coinplicatod lu ibt* Circuit Cnartof Itos Htats o* Oregon
"W h a t has couie to him—w hat has
The Dalles, Oregon.
w ith
squaphobla
and aapopbobia,
In Mild for th« ounnty sf flhntssM».
c o m e t’
• >
A n y a n d all K in d s o f P a te n t M e d ic in e A lw a y s In » to o k
“ I f you would be sorry, 1 think,” which make him shun the bathtub.
I
M
Bruwu,
Plaintiff,
1
Slderophobla and astrophobla cause
very low ?"thut he would be happy-"
tim id ladles to go Into the closet wheu M .ii'trel N Browu, Defsiudaiwu »
“Otherwise—In time?" breathlessly.
thunders and lightens. Any uuu»t3r
“ Perhaps he may think of me,” said
of i>eople have cat ju id dog phobias. I' d U-triMr. t N Brown, »be ittoPvw uautsd ds-
Pal tie aud turned away her face.
I* misto!
Tim e Table
North
She was going silently to the door Phantopbobla is w hat yon would have
1 on urti hsr«by re qui rad to itppwiw sud South
i f
bound
June 12, 1910
„ii-4«r
th« noinplniut &|fld rgainst you In bound
when Nell, white as her lilacs, came to If you were afraid of your shadow,
ponen
while au all around unqualified cow- th« uh. »««milled Mai*, on ut bcfbre the Isst passen
the lintel.
fi ivOf tbo, time pr< «toribud io the order of
ger doily
S T A T IO N S
P o r c e la in D » (h T u b a .
“ You have been honebt," she said nrd might lie called a phantoifhoblac. piibliastion, tow n , < mi or before the 8th dsv ger daily
chokingly, “so I w ill tell you. 1 caunot The list Is long aud Includes every
I July, 1810, hd 4 it oa fail to so sp-
7
00sm
. . .Shaniko..;
70
ff wilt apply to the 6.55 pm 57
human weakness except the actress’ P« ir unit answer,
bear it.” with a sob, "1 cannot!”
7.35
. , . W ilc o x . . .
|to>f d«m«nd«d in tto« 6.15
« kmu
mur! for,tht>
| Pattie flushed. “ Do you w aut me to horror of publicity.
7.45
. . Kent . . . >
52
ilmut filed herein Huaiiifll yo«; U>-*it, for 5.50
go away out of his re a c h t’ she asked
8.05
. , JBourbon ..
45
hoods
fieoiyto dMaalvian ÜM ___
___ of matrimony 5.35
§ A g e n t for th e Bost S team L a u n d ry
8.20
.Crass Volley.
with voice that trembled and with
now existwrp butwseo tbs plaintiff «tod 5.05
38
A Useful Pest.
8.40
ycurofllL
‘“
t
the
k
rounds
of
Wilful
deaer
.
,
.
Erskine...
30
4.45
Despite the fact that the spider, next
lowered eyes.
S h o p in B rick B u ild in g n e x t O bnerver Office
im i tout for souh other au4 farther relief
8.55
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27
"No, but I w ill w rite and ask him "—
the mouse, Is most violently stlmu- am lolueoonrt may Heeia «qoitsble and jo-.» 4.30
.
9.05
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.
DeMoss.
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alas for the hobby, tears can ie-"ask liiting to feminine sensitiveness. It la
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E D G K R L E W IS . P r o p r ie to r .
tto » samiuou« te
«-rved appo voti by
9.20
.. McDoneld .
19
n Insect of a very good character. I t i bwtion the<w«>f for tb« period ' of six »cop«-«-
suao**«-
him to forgive me."
9.35
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16
3.50
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th
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frcsWv
ivr
wwk»
in
The
dbermauOounty
Observer,
“ 1 wlU wait and poet the letter,” feeds exclusively upon other freshly
9 40
. Klondike
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a w«<«*hly ocwMueper of genersi mroalH»ion, 3.40
Pattie slowly and went back to her killed Insects, and they are the kind* pabitshod in ntorraoMn connrv, Oo-uoii. in 3.25
9.55
. . . Wskco .z
9
the Hon M. V Lit* 3.15
10.10
denounced by sanitary authorities, the purffluu*« io
chair.
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7
"H e may be augry stlU. you know," housefly being its favorlt« quarry. ti ikttlil. Judae ef the «bove untitled court, 3.10-
10.15
. . Gibobn ..
5
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10.40 Ar
....B ig g » . .
Nell said w istfully when the note was Ills service In reducing the numbers <nuv mnfiq aa »hr M day of Oetobrr 1ED7, 2.55 Lv 0
■mu tn« fists of tbe first pahjiostiou tbsreof
written and her guest on the stair, of this pest Is considerable, because is tk « ‘fifth <ls* nf Msy. 1910.
* • Bigg» ......... 10.40 Lv
2.46 Ar
CLAUD H IM AHN, Ations y
but there was no answer.
the spider 1» always busy, and he Is
. De» Chutefc. . . 10.50
for Plaintiff 2J8
Pattie hurried out to tha corner mall present In countless numbers^ says 7iiu27Jy»80)
...C e lilo T . . . 10.58
2J0
box and. having dropped the note In
Leslie’s W eekly, T he reason why he
.. .Sum it........... 11.05
2.20
side, cams around tha turn of the Is not more frequ ently seen Is that be
C h ild r e n
C ry
.The Dalles. .. 11.25
2.00
street face to face w ith John Brent.
Is retiring tn his habits and shuns bu-
FOR
FLETCHtri
" I have been attending to soma of
eoclety quite as much as that
For information and rate», apply to
your business." she said, with a happy shuns him. H e seldom bites anything
F. C R A B T R I I
I
W » < : « » d l u l l y a ú l l e l a V e e r ■*»»«• • • • < • -
laugh.
but food, and even when In self de-
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•T h a n k you. It could not be tn befl flense he doefTassert himself the reav.lt
ter bands, I am sure,” said John.
Is no worse than a mosquito bite, or a
“I
think eo myself,” radiantly
bee sting. T h e touching atory o f “The
"Could you pick a lock or a corner Spider and the F ly " was evidently In
poet box?”
tended to lnvltq sympathy for the.fly.
"W ell. not without some trnlnlug, I
think.”
w
<
A D re a d fu l W ound
‘T h e n the beet thing fo r you to do Is
, ,
B|ierk klndlelh.’ ” said unruffled Nen.
“ I nskfd hint to drive thia way, aud
too laughed. We meant ouly to teas«
you a li t t l e - uothlng serious^”
f b i (rain Cromers Conveniences
Colimbia River Scenery ♦
REGULATOB LIN E
Str BAILEY GATZERT
Makes the round trip
every week day except
Thursday, leaving The
Dalles at 3 p. m. .
(I),
The UJasco Iflarehousc milling Cs.
Bank, of moro.
Str DALLES CITY :
Leaves The Dalles
Monday, Wednesday
and Friday at 8 a. m.
K
Z ». L CHICBTOH,
♦ MORO PHARM ACY
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♦ FORMALDEHYDE. RUBBER GOODS. PERFUM ERY,
âgent t
BRUSHES, COMBS, SPONGES. CICARS.
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nn order of
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C A S T O R IA
Tit KM Yu Hm Alwip
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OREGON.
JOB PRINTING
C A S T O R I A
to go on to N ell’s. Bay the proper Uom a knife, gun, tin can, rutty nail, fire
thing, you know,” rapidly. "Say that work», or of any other nature, demand»
you are a wreck f r o » misery and CV ' prompt treatment with Bucklen't Arnica
not bear It any longer "
Salve to prevent blood poiaon or gang
“ B u t" -/
‘T h a t handsome Englishman has rene. It» the^ffulckest, »«free healer tor
•uch wound» m also tar burn», boil»,
been sending there flownre, exquisite
White lilacs. I f 1 were you they should »ore», akin eruptions, ecsema, chapped
band», corns or pllea. 25c at Moro
go out of a back wlndew."
“B u t " -
“wa MBAirr om.v to tbasb too a L r m x ”
Pharmacy.
_
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"She w ill be delighted that you came
her lover, and It seemed that the flow before the note reached you, but do
H ow Eskimo Women Dio.
ers looked up at her w ith a happy not hint that you know about I t " _
On b^r first entrance to her sew but
smile. Hapiw nlng to glanca up, her
of sqow an Rsklmo woman Is btT6y»0
"About what?”
heart seemed to cease to beat.
by hope of welcoming a son. W hBt of
’T h e note, the note, the note!”
There, d riving down the street on hla
“ Pick a corner post box." said John her last Incoming to those narrow con
dogcart, w ith Miss lloane beside hlin, dazedly, but with ■ slight dawning io fines ?. She knows th a t the tnedlcin»
was John Brent. Nevertheless her hab
man has decided th a t her sickness Is
his eye.
“ Nell has w ritten u
it of self control was strong enough to
mortal when she is laid upon her bed
note?”
enable her to give the couple a gra-
of snow. Sho gazes upon tho feebly
“Oh, the slowness of a man's mlndF
gioua nod aud a smile.
cried Pattie. "Are you going to stand burning lamp beside her, upon food
What did It mean? Had abe not been
bore after all my b rillian t plot while and drink set close at her baud. She
In that tremulous condition, love, when that girl sobs herself 111—111 waiting to sees her loved ones pass out o f tho
every shallow Is a demon? She would
doorway th a t needs no tunnel entrance
know If you forgive her?”
probably have thought th a t there was
John’s answer was In tho rapidity to keep chill sirs aw ay, for presently
no meaning to It whatever. As It wua, of his stride around the corner, and the door is sealed w ith snow. T he
she considered It in the light of «n In
Pattie. the plotter, her face dimpling chill o f duAtb pierces through her en
sult from both John aud Buttle. •
■With smile* and ease o f conscience, veloping furs. H e r tomb Insures th a t
T hat evening John called. She re
went far enough to peep aud see him no long tarryin g w ill be hers. The
ceived him graciously and chatted with
soul, companioning w ith her, may re
run up Nell's steps three at a time,
him as If nothing had happened, hut
“Good!" she murmured, w ith a little fresh Itself w ith food; but. starving
before be left told him that their en
chuckle. But it must be adm itted that and freezing, her feeble body w ill Wit
gagement was a thing of the (XsL All
ness even that soul'» departure and*
she deserved oue.
this required great self control, but
know that its hour has come to perlpto
T h a t was Nell's last effort nt eon
that self control she possessed.
trolling her feelings when khe felt ag ulone.—Harper's Bazar.
The three weeks that followed fouud
grieved. She had learned that stand
her.’
her still living up to the hobby. I f she
K ept tb s King a t H o m «
ing out as If the right was all hers
"AU this was too formal, too unnat
«»« a bit w hiter and thinner the splr-
“ For the pa»l year we have kspt the
Without giving the other aide a hearing
u ra l for me. 1 told father that I would
Ituelle effect was becoming, therefore
was not self control, but Injustice. king of all laxatives—Dr. King'» Naw Life
not have Mr. Baxter; he was altogetb
welcome. There could be a tonic and a
And Pattie ltoane, whose mischievous Pills—in our hou»c and ifwy have proved
e r too old for me. And when father
change of air should the scrawny
disposition whs always getting her Into a blearing to all our fam ily,” write« Pauli
•a id he was just the right age 1 re
stage threaten. Pending thut time her
Scrap*a which her genial disposition Mathulkn, of Buffalo, N< Y .
— < piled that be »onio/ too old anyway.
Pasy, but
maid one morning announced, “ Mlaa
toauslly got her out of, l^grned that »ure remedy for all «tomach, U»er and
“ F ath er was obllginl to tell Mr.
Roane."
her propensity fo r such larks should
B a x te r that 1 wouldn’t have him. at^l
‘‘Lower the shades a trifle, Dinette,"
kidney trouble».
Only 25« at Moro
be curbed by a proper self control.
M r. Baxter only said that he was
said NeH and glanced into her mirror.
Pharmacy.
very sorry, but be wouldn't think of
“ Draw that stand of lilacs nearer, so.
p erm itting the least Influence to ba
Miss Itoana may coma up."
THE LOST UMBRELLA
Discontent.
brought to l»ear ou tne to Induce me
“ H o # sensible yyu alw ays are!" suld
“ We are never completely happy,”
to accept him. I didn't tell auy one Pattie, making nt once for au easy
wild the reedy made philosopher.
that my heart bad been given to a chair. “ H ere have I for three weeks A Torrent of Thanks Did Not Aocorp
pany It» Recovery.
"O f coursq not." said the practical
fa rm bund. Indeed. 1 didn't dnre tell.
l»een afflicted with a conscience, and
It wns on a train coming through poruon.
" A boy wHhes he w ere a j
I couldn't have braved father's anger y o u -y o u lock it* If you n m er had
vmthdrn Wtaconflln. On board was man so th a t ho could have a ll tho
• and contempt. 1 ground my teeth to
one."
1..« >.1' Uh«' Impromptu comedy crowds mince pie ho w ants, and a man wlsln s
g ether and revolved to w ait for Elisha.
T h re e weeks?" smiling
“ It Is a that hadu t uny Idea it wgs funny.
he were a boy so th a t he could digest
I w aited two years, and h e. didn't long time to carry anything heavy.”
One woman suddenly de^ M aled Qp.bet IL ^ W a s b ln g to n Star.
come. I waited tw o years more.
“ W all," w ith a look h alf meek, h a lf
husband w ith the thrillin g tnqnlrv}
M eanw hile M r. Baxter had been away
m (w hlevous. " I have brought the bur
’’ Where'» that umbroU* of mine?'’
moch o f the time. IIo had been elect
.
Ne Argument.
den
to
yon."
“1 dunno," growled the httuband.
• * torer» father
T stro p lze r of the Cheap Restaurant—
•T o me? I thought a eoaacte nee was
"W ell, you had It la flt”
•a y th a t be was sure of the nomlua
*Look here, w aiter, thia coffee la» cold-
like a railroad pass-alw ays labeled
"D id n ’t neither."
ro llte and Intelligent W a lte r—Quite
lio n fo r governor.
•not transferable.’ ’*
"You did, too, and you’ve got to gtt right, sir. This la a quick lu^ch cafe,
“T h ia didn't Interest me. I didn’t
“ 1 only w ant M doctored",
cure If he was president.
What 1.
and I f the coffee was hot you couldn’t
“But th a t Is a very trita idea, la It busy flndln* IL I bet it'« up forrerd
there where we was a-setUo* before drink It In a h urty.—London Scraps. ,
wanted was that which would satisfy
not?”
we come back hyer."
th e cravings of my heart—i wanted
“ W hat I mean Is not trita," said Pat-
More growls from th e husband, wlio
EUaba
tie. She took a cluster of white lilacs
was sleepy.
“ I t was five years a fte r Elisha had
A W o m a n ’s
Idea
from the stand and gently brushed her
"You got t ’ help ms hunt IL any
gone away and three after Mr. Bax
face w ith them. Keeu eye shots could
.« how to make h e w If attractive
But I
way."
te r had proposed for me that I saw
piece »neb a hedge undetected. "T rita
vitbout health, it i» hard for her to be
one morning when I was standing on
Bho took him and w e n t forw ard,
exploits are either easy or ne-resary."
A
peeling nuder the seuts. All up and lovely in the face, fcorm or temper.
the porch a man coming down the
" I f you mean It Is herd to do any
down the aisle they went, searching weak, »ickly woman w ill be nervoua and
road. Ills clothe« Were city cut.
thing original’’—
though not fashionable, lie stepped
Conatipation
end kidney
rf “ But 1 do not. I mean this ts orlgt vainly. T he more uncomfortable the Irritable.
at the gate and asked u*e bow fa r It
stopping mu tie her the madder aud poiaon« »how in pimples, blotchei, «kin
nnl because too hard to be oftan up
was to Boonton. I told him. and he
worse excited the woman got and the eruptions »nd a wretched complexion^. But
dvriakeu."
• a id .‘ ’You don't seem to rememlier
worse her husband growled.
Electric Bitter» ahwaya prove a godteml lo
“ Yet It is only a little consdonce to
me.’ ’No. 1 don't.’ I replied. ’Sorry;
Finally she began poking under tit«
be doctored "
women who waat health, beauty and
• 1 thought you would.’ A suspicion
seats to see If she coqld touch the
’T h e re lire thluga to tell you,"
ainbrella In some rec«M beyond her friend». They regulate stomach, liaser sn«T
came to me when he said this that he
gravely, “because we are friends."
ludasya, purify the blood; give atrong
w as Elisha
I dresd«-d lest he wns.
vtokNL
»
“ Present tense?"
—-
fo r somehow I didn’t like his looks.
A girl w ith a bluft reather In her aervaa, bright eyea, pure breath, »mooth,
"Yea," lowering the hedge ta give a
X can’t tell you what there was about
hflt Who had been timidly watching velvety ekin, lovaiy complexioa, good
steady look.
him 1 didn't fancy; It was everything
health. Try them.
50c at Moro Pharm
the
porforvaaace aad allowing a blush
"Very well." with a smile that held
T h e fact Is that I had been changing
sey
some sarcasm lurking beneath | t > “tall lag teodenejr to Interrupt <-oul<l eon-
during these years he had been away
tain liursstf no longer.
oh."
from me and now saw him for what
"W h a t’», th a t you're poking under
“That day after you told ma o f your
b * was—• very commonplace man.
engagement to John Brent 1 saw hla the seat» with? isn ’t that th» lost
“W elt, do you know, I turned and
dogcart before Itansom’a, and I hap u n a b r e lltr »b® asked.
w eat into the bouse The man went
T h e woman stralghtwwd np. gave
Tor Infants »nd Children.
pened In. don’t you know, and sold
on. M y dream was ended
In a few
something nlM»ut such a royal day tv, cos look a t the tightly grasped txuttru-
weeks I was engaged to Mr Its ite r
raoht
and
snapped
oat.
“Yes,
i
t
l
a
f
BongM
driving and smiled up at him my v»:y
" ’But. grandma, you haven't had
8be said It jn s t'fu If It had all been
beat smile. It was a bit of ml«siiH$
, tw o hatbands. have y o n *
U mts th»
I knew y<m would be cool over tha th» fau lt o f th» girl w ith tho blus
“ ‘No. 1 only called him M r B a ilo r matter
la, h er b a t
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y
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