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OREGON.
M ay 13. 1910
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tills •«
•T hu nd er“’ «nv«
hlblt 1. BarsIlluT”
I done the polite, mentioning Brown's
name, hesitating on t other ebup’e.
•U r-J o n e u .” saya the human light
house.
•
"Glad Lo rnqei you. M r Jones,” raya
Peter. “So you w ant to be a waiter,
do you? For how much p er7”
"Oh. I don’t know. I ’ll begin at the
buitoui, being a green bnu I Tw enty
a week or so.”
Biwwu choked
“The figures all
right,” he says, "only It covsra a
month down here.”
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“ Right!” aays Jones, not a blt'OTBtok
I Plea agaluat betting. except when be
efce liked a -g n d -a »pmle lot more.
« P
k gnawer 1» bis pocket But be
"And.
tro
w
/a
ll
nt
Ance.
aays
I.
she
........... « *» > • cackling Joyful,
lovful. and
Apd. oowi/ all
Ance.’’ saya
want
and that
that
gives up being buppy and wall and
night Van Wedderburn arrived.
contented, and won’t eat, aud cries,
Van waa a substantial looking old
and aays she's golug to leave. Tliera's
a reason, and I ’m going to make a
guess a t I t
I bellaya It calls Itself
Jones ’’
. j
-AM
’ Ilia underjaw pushed out a little,
and his eyebrows drew together, But
an be saM > aa. “ W a lir
relic, built on the lines of the Boston
statehouse, br«»ad in the beam and
w ith a shiny dome on top. 1 Judged
tbs meals at our table would ba as
agreeable aa a dog fight.
p ow ever. ’twaa up to me. and I
towed him In aud made him -acquaint
ed W |U Mabel. Bhe wa’n’t enthualaa-
t,e
j
name. Theo
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I« ibe tisw«»et luveutlon aloug tb«
Herd to do housework with so aching of eklrt trimming luetrumeuta.
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-T o leave marching soldiers' ^band«
back.
fr«m a Chicagoan haa patented a r t t ’
carrier, consisting of a pocket to «a»-
pend the butt from tbe belt and a atlflp
to hold the barrel agaluet the shoulder
A fire escape receutly patented by a
North Dakota man coualata of a nuro
her of Inclined planet made o f a jriehl
log trot fireproof material, slanted in
opiKielte directions, ao that a person
Mrs. J. T. Holman, Main St. Hood can slide from one to tbe other and
River, O r., says: “ I suffered from back thence to the ground.
ache and other annoyances arising from
An Ideal Husband
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disordered kidneys. 1 tried so many rem
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have much confidence in Doan*» Kidney knows »he needs help. Bhe may* be so
Pills, but I nevertheless procured s box. nervous and run-down In health that trjfles
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was soon cured completely. I have not able, troubled with loss of appetite, heed-
had the least symptom o"f kidney trouble ache, sleeplessness, constipation or. feint
since. I ean recommend Doan’s Kidney ing and dissy spells, she need» Electric
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edy.”
ailing women.
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> other.
by Moro Pharmacy.
A Queer Offer.
Oook—And sos L "f think I ’ll find an
Brings you hours of misery at leiaure or
at work.
>
I f women only knew the cause—that
Backache pains come from tick kidney».
’Twould save much needle»« Woe.
Doan’s Kidney Pill» cures tick kidney».
Many resident» of thia vicinity endorse
N w B c r g r tio n
O lí Cook-
T ea ,” I aaya.
“ And, now. Mr.
.
‘
L Z Z T m 7 v l< but
Joaaa. I m old a id
y
1 lflre that g ir l
Perhaps I might
coma to ilka you to®- * ou c a o t tall. abe gave a tittle» gnsp-ffke. W b e f Van
had gone up to his rooms, puffing Ilka
the latest practical, scientific cook-stove. I t w ill cook the most
Under them ctrcuroatancea and .w ith
a donkey euglue and growling ’cause
tliq understanding th a t It didn’t go no
chlorate
dinner without heating the kitchen.
tile re wa’n’t no elevators, she took me
up.
Peter stepped back and looked hint farther tnaybe you might give “to a bj^the arm and aaya she:
Hoila
bakes,
or roasts better th an a n y range. R e a d y in a aecond.
glltapse of the lay o f the land. Poa-
over.
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hat did you «ay hla name was,
Extinguishedinasecond. Fitted w ith Cabinet Top, with collapaible
“Jonesy,” says be finally, "you re sibly 1 might have something to say Mr. Wingate?"
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rests, towel rock, and every up-to-date
on. T ak e hltu to the servants’ quar that would help. I ’ m fa irly w hite un
“ Van Wedderburu.” saya 1.
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feature Unagmai
io You wont it, bo-
derneath.
I
f
I
he
sunburned.
-What
ters, W ingate.*
“Not o f Van Wedderburn A Homll-
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___cook
ill coo any dinner and not
h'ext morning we was at tho brenk- do you think about It?”
hast the room. No heat, no wadi,
she asks, eager
• He didn’t answer right off; seemed ton, the bankers
;»H t table In my branch establish
no wnokc, no coal to bring in, no oshec
“T h a t’s htna," says L "W hy? Do
to
be
chewing
it
over
A
fte
r
a
spell
ment—ms and Mabel and the five
to carry out. I t does away with the
you know hltu?"
and makes it a
boarders. All bauds was doing tbelr he «poke.
“Oh. no." «he aays. “ I don’t know
“M
r.
W
ingate.”
saya
he,
"w
ith
the
the light touch
bent to start a fam ine In the fru it
him. hut I kuow of hl io -everybody
understanding
that
yob
sientleoed
I
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,
appreciate
it* bu
market, and Dr. B latt was wavlug a
does."
cease they can Immediately have a
banana aud cheering us with a yarn don't mind supposing a case. Sup-
Wall, everybody d*d- that’s a fact,
quick fire, simply by turning a handle.
about an old lady that his Burdock p<«e you was a chap In collage.1 Bnp- and the way M aria Bounderhy and
No half-hour preparation. It not only
Bitters had h’lated bodily out of the p ,« , you met a girl In the vicinity “ Mnlxle" whs togged out at the supper
is lesa trouble than coal, hut It costa
tomb when the kitchen door opens, that waS—well, waa about the best tabla was u slu aud a shame.
lees. Absolutely no smell, no smoky |
and Jn marches the w aiter w ith the evW Rj Suppose you came to find that
and it doesn’t heat the kitchen.
But what surprised me waa Mabel
life wasn’t worth a continental w ith
tray fu ll of Gishes of “cereal." Seems
The nickel finish, with the turquoise
out that girl. Then suppose you had geabury Fbe was ureased up. to o -
to me ’twaa chopped hay we hnd that
B<>t In the Uouuderbys' style—collar
blue of the enameled chimneys, makes
morning—either that or shavings.
I a dad with mouay—lots o f money. bones and diamonds—but In plain
the stove ornamental and attractive.
Jo n esy
always get them breakfast foods m ix Suppose the old fo— the gov'nor. 1 white, with Ince fuzx. I f she w a'n’t
Made with 1, 8 and 3 burners; the
m ean -w ith o u t even seeing her or even
other Job.”
and »-burner stoves can he had with
ed up.
gram the "Old Heme Heuaw”
kDowing her name or a thing about peuebes aud f-reutn then all you need
Friend—W bat did the missis say lo
or without Cabinet.
But ’tw a ’n’t the hay that made ev
Is
lettuce
to
make
me
a
lobster
salad.
that?
erybody eet up upd take notice. 1 was her gnld no. Suppose you and the ) And sire was as nice ro Van as I f he
Cook—«he sen. “ H^dad an’ Ol II give ritxilb- K B T in s tblv N«>12 N o rthb ud
the w aiter himself.
H e clogged Up old gentleman hod a devil o f a raw waa old Deuteronomy out of tbe Bb
By J O S IP t t C. L W C O L F »
M ay 1« 1008 passe agar
« .o c y o f th e
taada Raw PariMtloa."
you »20 when yea lave If yea don’t go." bound
tho scenery like a pet elephant and gnd beoge o ff for keeps. Then sup ble. He set down to that meal w ith a
lUMHHIgr
Brooklyn
Life.
was down In the shipping Hat aa pose the g irl wouldn’t listen to you
daily
station m
dally
under the clrcurostnocea. Talked rot face on him like a pair of nutcrackers,
CearHabt. IW by A. »• Bare— « Co. “Jones.”
about ’wasted future’ and ‘throwing aud afore 'twaa over he was laughing
I
t
.
10 a rts
“W
pll,
M
r.
Jonea,”
aays
L
soon’s
1
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1 00 ptu
/
Lion Fondle« • C h ild .
W A S re fe r T . Brown that sug
sad eating apple pie and telling fuony
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could get my breath, “thia la kind of your life aw ay,’ nnd so on. Suppose
1.16
gested It, you might know.
yarns
about
robbing
hla
“friends'
In
In Pittsburg s savage lion fondled the 1.26
7 0 . . . . . K i n k s . . . . 11.40
Thought you when yon showed her that you didn’t
Ami. as likewise you might unexjieeted. ain’t . l|?
cars a red for futures she ran away tho s treet I Judged he’d he sorry for
hand that a child thrust into his cage. 1 40
Ho commenced to laugh,
» 8 . . . . W asco,. . 11.26
A R egular Tom Boy
know, 'twaa Cap’n Jonadab was booked for the main deck.”
It
a/ore
morning,
but
I
didn’t
care
for
10.20
14.1 , . K lo n d yk a
tli iltght he'd never stop.
Danger to a child is sometime» great when 1 56
Yea, air," be says, polite as a sew from you and wouldn’t tell w here she’d
hat done the input of the growling.
IO 1 . . . Kattdou . . , 11.00
gone.
Suppose—well, 1 guess that's that. I was kind o f worried myself;
W h a t’s tho J o k e r I asks after a wa» Susie—climbing tree» end fences, least regarded. Often it comes through 2 06
ing
machine
agent,
“1
was,
but
Percy
• • • •
H
ay
Canon
Jot
•'They ain't no tenae In It, Peter,”
10 2
didn’t understand I t
year or ao of thia foolishness. “ Lot jumping ditchec, whittling, slwsy» gettinfi coughs, croup, whooping cough- They
and 1 have exchanged.
Cereal this enough supposing. 1 don’t know why
IO 0 ,. SÍcD uisId» , 10.46
2 20
uya he. “ Education's all right In Its
And 1 nndorstoo'l It less and loss as me In, won’t y o u r
I'm
telling
you
these
thing*
any
w
a
y
”
»cratches,
cut»,
»prain»,
brui»ea,
bump«-
morning, madam?”
. D i -M ohs .. 10.80
■lay thousand» thal' Dr King'» New Dis 2 Kft ’ •28 9
>lace. but ’talu ’t no good out of It.”
H e stopped ‘ and' scowled a t' the the days went by. Mal>el cooked little
H a stopped long enough to ask one burn» oe»csld». But lsw»l H er mother
Mrs. Boundcrby took her measure
27.0 , , , , .M oro . . . . 10.16
covery could have saved
“ A few doses 3.46
“Oh. ring off!" aays Peter. "T w en
spactal diahea for his dyaperiy to mors quasi Ion. "Tall ma. for tbo
floor,
acting
like
he
was
sorry
he
just applied Bucklen’s Arnies Save and
of shavings and Jones’ measure at the
ao 4 . .E r s k ln v ilk . 10.06
ploy w ith and set w ith him ou the pi I.ortl’a sake!” aays ha. “ Did she know
cursd our baby of a very bad case of 8 IN)
ty-three!”
9 46
88 6 .Grass Valley
» .’A*
same time. She had him labeled “Dan «poke. I pulled a t my p h * a minute azza evenings and laughed at his
cured her quick. Heals everything heal
And ao they bad it back and forth.
croup,"
writes
Mrs.
George
B
Davis,
of
46 8 , . . Bourbon ., V 26
w tio he w ear’
8 60
ger” tight off.
You could tell that or an, and then aaya 1:
able— boils, ulcets, eczema, old sores
Jokes
and
tbe
land
knoffs
w
h
a
t
In
I didn’t any nothing.
1 knew how
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a
n
t
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62
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Fist Rock, N . C. " W e always give it to 4(>6
H um !” I aays. ”1 presume likely
“Bartln." saya L “8o did every oth
by the way she aprend her wings over
corns or piles. Try it.
25c st Moro
side of a fo rtn l’t he was a gone goose,
67 8 . . . . W ilcox . . . 9 00
’twould end., I f
l ’eter T.
You’d
him when he takes cold. Its a wonderful 4 20
Maizls.” But I wfi’n’t watching her it’s fa ir to suppose that this break which wa’n’t surprising, every other er woman around tbe place.
70 (J ... Bhanlho... 8 30 a ro
thought ’twaa good Judgment to hire
Pharmacy.
thlgk ao If”—
medicine for babies."
Beat for coughs, & 0»» *rv
Just then.
1 was looking at Mabel with the old gent Is for ghod?”
a mesa o f college boy a for waiters, fe l
H e didn’t answer.
But hr didn’t man being In tbe same Ox. but ’twas
Ho walked off then, laughing hlro-
Reabury—looking and wondering
colds,
Is
grippe,
asthma,
hemorrhages,
surprising to see her helping the gone H«-lf Into a f i t “Good night, old man,“
A Lessor For Nsllis-
lers w ho could order up the squab In
F. CRA BTR EE. A gent,
T he housekeeper was white as the need to. The look on his face was
Mrs. Washington was a strict disci weak lung». 50c and $1.00. Trial bottle
ness along. The Bound or bya packed lie aaya between spasms. “ Ree you
pigeon English and the bain in hog
M o ro . O r
tablecloth.
She stared at the Jones enough.
free.
Guaranteed
by
Moro
Pharmacy.
pltnarlan
about
certain
matters
aud
up
and
lit
out
lu
ten
days
and
none
Latin, I didn’t care, ao long aa the
“Yes.” rays I. "W ell. It ’S likewise to
inter.“
inan as If she couldu’t believe her
among
other
things
always
required
of
the
other
women
would
speak
to
orders and boarders got filled and the eyes, and her breath come short and be supposed that the Idea—the even
If be hadn’t been so big 1 cal'lnted
the members of the household to fol
Mabel.
payroll didn't have growing pains. 1
I ’d have Halted a kick«
i
1 i
i " i h i
1
1 •« ■<->" 1
quick. I thought sure she was golug tual Ideu—Is marriage, straight mar
low tbe example of her husband and
And Jonadab! H e wa n’t fit to live
had considerable faith In Brown s to cry.
A
whole
lot
o
f
the
boarders
had
gone
__
And what she ate of that riage. heyl*’ -
dress for dinner, which was at 8
with.
The
third
foren
on
after
Van
Ideas, and he was as set on this one meal wouldn't have made a lunch for
<>n the evening train, and at our bouse
He Jumped out o f his choir. “ Why.
o’clock. On one occasion Nellie Cua-
Wedderburn got there he come around
as a T ra h m a hen on a plaster nest a hearty humming bird.
Vaa Wedderburn was the only one
cuss youP’ he aaya. "FI!“—
tls and her cousin, M artha Dandridge
and took the quarter bet.
And the
All rig h t Set down an$ l>e nice.
le ft He and Mabel and me w t i tbe
Wb«h ’twaa finished 1 went out on
“I t ’ll give tone to the shebang,’’ says the porch to think things over. The j was fairly sure of uty soundings, but way he crowed over me mude my full crew at the breakfast table tho appeared at the table In tbelr morning
hands Itch for a rope’s end. That
gowns, but no comment was made
he, referring to the hotel, “and we dining room winder was open, and it don't do no harm to heave the lead
foderlng morning. Tbe fru it season
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tv „ ll
» h n t
rn ,
night I dropped a line to poor Jouesy
upon It until a coach was seen sp
w an t to keep the Old Home House as Jonesy was clearing the table. All of I ask your pardon.
Well, what you
waa a quiet one. I done all the talk-
i t rrovldence telling him that If he
preaching and the visitors, some
high t<»n»-d os u ten story organ facto
lug there waa. Every time the broker
sudden I beard him say, low and going to support a wife on—her kind
*ould get a day off maybe he'd better
French officers of high rank and
ry. And as for education, that's
o
f
a
wife?
A
summer
waiter's
Jtfb
at
and
tbo
housekeeper
looked
at
each
earnest;
iotne down to Welltnonth and see to
Charles Carroll, Jr., of Carrollton, one
m atter of taste. Me. I ’d Just as soon
other
they
turned
red.
W ell, aren’t you going to speak to twenty a month T'
> H k ‘
o f Miss Cusds’ ardent suitors, were
have a w aiter that bashfully adm itted r f ia r
H e Set down, but he looked more hla fctK*«a.
Finally ’twas “chopped hay” time,
A ssure you m ost !
T b e next dny was Labor day, and
annouheed. Instantly the girls, in s 'I W c solicit your patronage.
‘Wee, my dam,’ as 1 would one that
and In comes tbs w aiter with the tray.
I was sorry for
The answer was In a g irl’s voice, troubled than ever
what was left of the boarders was
flutter o f excitement, begged to be ex
courteous
treatm
en
t
a
t
reasonable
rates.
pushed ‘Shur-r-e. M o lk e f edgeways and 1 knew the voice. I t aald
hltn. I couldn’t help liking the boy.
And again we bad a surprise, just llbe
going for a final picnic over to Baker’s
ensed in older to change their gowns,
out of one corner o f his mouth and
'Suppose «he keeps her word nnd
the one back In July. Percy wa’n’t on
You, youl How uould you? Why
throve at Ostable. Wa went, three cat
but Mrs. Washington shook her heed.
N. K. C LA R K , M anager,
•erved the lettuce on top o f the lob did you corner’
goes aw ay.” says I, ’what thenP’
boats full of us, and Van and Mabel hand, and Joneay waa.
“No," ahe said. "Remain as yon are
ster fhom principle, to keep the green
“You didn’t think 1 could srtl^ away,
But
the
other
surprise
w
a’n’t
nothing
“I ’ll go after h e r * J. i ;
Baabury was In the same boat. We
A costume good enough for President
f il ili I 1 b Id
I' I
-+ + + + + + + ^ " !-l-
-4
Suppose she still «ticks to her prin
above the red.’’
did y o u r
made the grove all right, nnd me and to this ona. The Reabury girl was Washington is good enough for any
go It went his w ay finally, as 1 knew
“But how did you know I waa ciples and won’t bars you. w hfre’ll
mightily
aet
back,
but
old
Van
was
Jonadab had our hauds full, baking
guest of bis.” Needless to say, Miss
f t would, and when the Old Home h e r e r
you go then?”
. t o >1;> 7 ? .
clams nnd chasing spiders out o f tbe paralysed-
Nellie never overlooked her proper
open<*d up on June 1 the college
“ I t took me a month, but I worked
“To the hereafter.” saya bs, naming milk and doing all the chorea that
“Oereul. air?” asks Jones, polite as garb for dinner again. — National
w aiters was on hand. And they was it out finally. Aren’t you glad to see the station at the end of the route.
ever.
makes a picnic so Joyfully miserable.
as o f # a lot of boys as ever handled me?"
•Oh. well, there’s ao hurry about When tbe dinner dishes was washed
••Why— why. you—you ra s c a lr hol Monthly.
plates and wiped dishes fo r tbelr board
She burst out crying thten. quiet, but that. Moat of u* are sure of a free
lers
Van Wedderburn "W h at are you
I went off by myself to a quiet bunch
P o rtla n d , O regon. ,
The Nearest He Ever Came te IL
and $4 a week. And tbejr made a hit as If her heart waa broke.
one way pass to that port some time of bay berry busbe« half < mile from doing h erer
Opened June. ipoR.
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"Colonel,” ahe naked, "have you ever
“Ob,” she soba, “ how could you be or other, ’cording to the parson’s »ell
w ith the boarders, especially tlie worn
1 have a few days* vacation from
the grove and laid down to re s t be
en folks. Before June was over the ao cruel! And they’ve been so kind to See here, Jones I Let’s look at this
my position at Providence, sir.” an been wp In a balloon?”
Eastern Oregon Headquarters.
ing beat out.
“No,” ba answered, "but I got to
O ld Home was full up. and we had to me here.
thing like a couple of med. not chll
r
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1 guess I fell asleep, and what woks swers Jones.
I went away then, thinking harder dren. The way to »how a young wo me was somebody speaking close by.
annex a couple o f next door houses for
Why. Robert!” exclaims Msbel Res talking a rt to a Boston lady once, and
■he
had
me
away
up
In
the
a
ir
Inside
than
ever.
At
dinner
Jonesy
done
the
Positiv ly m »I centrally
man like her that yon mean business
the leftovers.
“Oh. noT says Mabel fleabury. bury.
I was skipper for one of them houses, waiting, but Mabel w a’n’t on deck
located
F ifth St. cars pass IJ
and are going to be wurth cooking dreadful nervous and hurrled-llke.
Van swung around like he was on a o f tw o minutes."«-Exchange.
and Jonadab run the other. Each of
meals for Is to get the best plnce you “Oh. no! Mr. Van Wedderburn. please pivot. “ Do you know h lm F ’ he pants,
th e d o o s eve-y few minutes • ’
a s had a cook and a waiter, a house
ean and start In to earn a living and fon t say any more."
wild as a coot
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keeper and an upstairs g irt M y house
save money
Now, Mr. Brown’s fa
- r
’Twas the w aiter himself that an
“ Do you mean that—really mean
only when s Issy liver and tluggiah bowels
Attractive Cafe and G rill Music * *
keeper was the boss price In the i»sck-
thor-ln law is a man by the name of U?” nsks Van. hla voice rather shaky swered.
But Dr.
■gy
H e r name was Mabel Reabury,
Dlllaw ay. Dlllaw sy of the Conaolldat
“Hbe knows me, father.” be says. cause frightful despondency.
European Plan. Katea f l 0 0 an ti up ; ‘
aqd seemingly a good deal upset, “M y
and she was young and quiet and as
ed Cash Stores
B e ll do things for dear young lady. I realize that I ’m “In fact, Bhe Is the young lady I told Kfng*» New Life Pill» expel poison» from
p retty as the first bunch of May flow
me If 1 ask hlin to. nnd 1 happen to twice your age and more, and I sup you about last spring
the «y»tem; brings hope and courage; cure»
_____ _
L. Q. SWf.TLAND. Secy, and Mgr ’ ’
era In the spring. And a In d j-w b e w !
know that he's Ju«t started a branch pose that I was an old fool, to hops,
Did you ever see the tide go out all liver, stomach and kidney troubles; im
.1 i 1 I»
T h e first time I set opposite to her at
Up to Protldence and 1« there now
over tbe tints? Well, that’s the way pert« health and vigor to the weak, nerv
but 1 did hope—I — Can’t you?”
tab le I made up my mind I wouldn’t
Suppose I give you a note to him. n«k
“N o f wiys-she. more nervous than the red slid down off old Vao’s bald ou< and ailing. 25c at Moro Pharmacy.
d rin k out of my sasser If I scalded
Ing him as a favor to me to give you ever and shaky, too, but decided. “Not head nnd across his cheeks. -But It
th e lining off my th ro a t
the l»est Job he canj H e ’ll do it, I Oh. no! I t ’s all my fault. I ’m— I ’m— came back again like an earthquake
’ ghe was city born and brought up.
wave. He turned to Mabel once more,
know.. A fter that It’s up to yt^u. This ao sorry. Pleane forglye me."
h u t she wa’n't one of your common
Is. of course, providing that you start
T hat night as 1 passed tbs lilac nnd If ever there was a pleading
* H e , he; ain’t you tu r r lh le f lunch
for Providence touiorrer msrnlng
bushes by the gate somebody steps out “Don’t tell” In s man’s eyes ’twas In hla.
P o r c e la in B a th T u b a .
counter princesses, with a head like
"Cereal, sir?" asks Robert Van Wed
W hat d ’you say?”
and grabs my arm. 1 Jumped, looked
a dandelion gone to seed and a fish
n e was thinking hard
“Suppose 1 up. nnd there, glaring down at roe out derburn.
» e t walqj. You bet she wa’n’t! Her
Well. I guess that’s about all. Van
don’t make good?” he says.
of the clouds, waa Friend Jones from
dad had had money once, afobe he
senior took It enough sight more
Oh, suppose your granny’s pet Providence. R. I
tried to beat ‘out Jonah and swallow
graceful than you’d expect under the
hen hatched turkeys,” 1 says, get
“W lagate." be whispers, fierce, “who
J Agent for tbe Beet Steam bauiidry
th e stock exchange whale.
ting Impatient, “i ’ll risk your making
< lrcuniRtnnces. He went straight up
Is the man fcnd where Is he?” -
The only trouble she made was first
to his room and never showed up till
gmxl ”
i,' , • tt. j • }ti V '
Shoo in Brick Building next Observer Office J
“ E ary," 1 begs, -easy on that arm. I
along, and that w a'n’t her fa u lt
1
supper time.
Then he marches to
“ Mr. W ingate.” saya he, “tt ’a a d e a l.’
might want to use It again. W hat
P
r
i
h
y
thought at one time we'd have to put
where Mabel nnd his son was on the
“Good eno ug hr * •»?•- “N «w- f ° u
E D G A R L E W I S . P r o p r ie to r .
up a w ire fence to keep them college
porch, and nays he;
go and tell her, and I ’ll w rite the let man 7“
* “T h a t man you wrote me about
w aiters away from her. They hung
“Bob.” he says, “If you don’t marry
ter to D llla w ay .” ' i
I ’ve come down here to Interview
«round her like a p a w l of gulls
ibis young lady within a month I ’ll
So the next forenoon Peter T. Brown
him."
around a herring b oat She was nice
disown you for good this time. YoU’ve
was Joyful all up oua aide because
, “Oh. It’s all right now.” snya I. cot more sense than I thought Ries*
to ’em, too, but when you’re Just so
Mabel had said she’d stay and mourn
•T
here
was
an
old
rooefer
from
New
n ic e to everybody and not nice enough
>-d If I see who you Inherit It from !”
ful all dbwn the other because his pet
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York who waa acting too «klttlah to
to any special one the prospect ain't
Jonadab ain't jwld me the quarter
college giant had quit almost afore he
ault
me.
but
1
guess
It’«
all
off.
Ile
’a
a
encouraging. 8o they give it up. hut
By W . A. Raymond.
yet. He says the bet was that she’d
started.
hundred years old or so -M in e of Van l a n d
there w a’n’t a male on the place,
a millionaire and a Van Wedd»i
1 went up to the depot w ith Jonesy
A DRAMA
Wedderburn."
fro m old D r. B latt, m ixer of H iatt’s
Imrn afore the season end«*d. and »he
to see him off.
"
W
K
a
tr
he
snys.
pinching
my
arm
~ ‘'Gambling W ith Death "
Burdock Bitters and B latt’s Balm For
did. So he Aggers that be won I be
“Goodby. okl man." he say*, shak-
till I could all but feel his thumb and
Beauty, down to the boy that emptied
l>et. Him and me got wedding ear«»*
Iwg hands. “You’ll w rite me once In
finger meet “W hat? Stop Joking I ’m a week ago. no 1 suppose -Jonesy’’ «»nd
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th e ashes, who wouldn’t have humped
“A Job/" I itingo out
”A JobT
awhile telling me how she la. and
not funny tonight."
himse lf on all fours and crawled eight She hnd a headache, the cook said
Mabel are oo their hooeyniooo uuw.
tnd ao on?”
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“ I t ’s no Joke," says 1. trying to put 1 wonder If she’s ever told her bus
m iles If she’d asked him to. And that and Peter Brown cornea to me. all
“Bet y o u r aaya L “I ’ll keep you my arm together again “Van Wedder hand about what I heard In the bay-
u Viewst q f Nfuxau and Cuba ”
Includes me and Cap’n Jonadab, and broke up. and says he;
posted up.’* 1.
I'
w o ’re shout as tough a couple of wo-
Iwrry bushen. Being the gam e« sport
he
"There’s merry clink to pay
July and tbe first tw o weeks In Au
A COMEDY
men proof old bulks as you’ll find aaya. “Mabel s going to leave
for a »roman that ever 1 eee. I ’ll gam
gust moped .along, and everything at
" W illie » W ater Sprinkler."
ble she ain’t aald a word about H.
afloat.
"N o r* aays I. “She alu't neither!"
the Old Home House kept shout the
One evening—along the second week
"Yea. she Is She say* all»** going 5i me Mabel was in mighty good splr
K DRAMA
<n July ’tw aa-1 got up from the sup fomorrer. She w»u»’l tt !l uii ‘h. . i’.’m Ils for her. and affe got prettier every
■volution ef the Apgls.
p e r table and walked over toward the I ’ve argued with her for two hours
"The
Blind M utition ”
day. - I hud euuaiderable fun with
Apples ore new In the economy of
hotel. By the gate I see a feller atand She’s going to quit, and I'd rather Cap*u Joaodab bver hla not landing
rim world's use and taste. At the be
ILLUSTRATED SQNG
- f a g , a felle r w ith a leather hag In his enough sight q uit myself. W h at’U we
a rich husband for the Reftbury girl
ginning oV the last century few varies
‘Down Where the Silvi r g Mohawk
tea ad. a etaausaev-
d o r aaya he. ’
Looked Uks tbe ratlReaalre wrap was
ttsu
wore
known,
and
we
c<a
f
o
back
“Good eveutofl.” says I. “la c k in g
Al, round the place everybody was going to be a failure that summer
Flow»"
In history to a time when all apples
f o r tbs hotel, was you7”
talking about the “lovely” new waiter,
-e little, sour and puckery—crab ap-
H e swung round kind o f lasy-llk» and to hear the girls go on you’d •But one morning he comes to me, e x
retail m erchant’s telephone serves not only as a
^ _ j and notbhig elae. The crab apple
and looked at roe. Then 1 noticed bow think th#_ Prince o f Wales had landed cited aa a mouse a t a cat show, and
*1»
aud
la
in
Its
wUduess
nothing
but
•ays
big be w aa Reemed to me be was afi I waa busy thinking.
By ft o’clock
salesm an, but also as a purchasing agent.
a rosebush. Away back In time the
“ Ah. ha! W hat did 1 tell you? l ’«e
« f eeven foot high and broad accord I ’d made up my mind, and I went
srlld rose, with Its pretty blossoms
\^h«n a m erchant find« th at he is going to run out of
got oner'
ing. And rigged u p t n y aoull lie bad hunting for Jonea.”
that turn to little red balls, apple fla
T see you have.” says I.
“Wat
«n a wide felt hat w ith a whirligig
“ LxM>k here.” says I. " M r .- M r .* —
vored,
and
the
thorny
erab
had
the
me to send for the doctor?”
a line of goods, he can call up the wholesaler or fact ry
top ou to It and a light checked suit
"Jones." aaya ha.
same grandmother -
“Stop your foollaWnf." be aays. “ I
and gloves and slung u»«>ra style Mian
"Ob. yea—Jonea. I t ’s a nice name.”
and not only order a new stock, but conie lo an agreement
mean I ’ve got a mil l loo sire
lie ’s
a barlter on Sunday.
1
remember It beautifully." aaya
coming tonight too.”
"Good eveulng.” says the eerep foot
on price find time of delivery.
ie. smiling
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•ermiMe Sandy.
| managed to find out that the new
a r. looking down and speak.ng to me
“ All right. M r Jonea. Pro going to
While passing by an old fashioned
The unexytected needs of his customers t un be ivet
boarder waa a big banker from New
cheerful
“ la this the Old Ladles’
. By W. A. Raymond.
Inn In H cotliqf. the tourists were at
My text la York, name o f V aa Weddvrbum. with
h o m e -th e Old Home House. I should preach a little sermon
with
thedeast possible delay.
found In the Old Horn* hotel. WeU- a bnrfisl o f cash and a hog*head of
tracted by au ancient bagpiper, who
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• a y 7”
moutb.
first
bouse
ou
the
le
ft
I
t
’s
i
was
tooting
atrectons
sobnds
through
If
the m erchant cannot fine what h • v - s < >
dyapepsy.
. . . .
“Yes. sir.“ says I. looking up »ever
"Of the Great Auto Race» at
an Instrument that was both dilapi
Miss Rea bury.” says I.
“Aad r»a fixed It that he’s to atop
«nt at that hat.
the Long Dislano« Service of the Bell 8ynt< it
m
dated and squeaky “Great Jericho.
Crown Point.”
“ Right.” he saya “W tll yoe be good 4, Ils was surprised. I guess, but be . at your house, Barxllla," crow« Jona
Sandy I" exclaimed one la desperation
into
immediate
communication
with
other
cities
and
other
enough to tell me where I can find never turned a hair. “ Indeed?” he dab. “ And when be sees M a b e l-w e ll
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"Why don’t you have your bagpipes
aaya. “She Is th e -th e housekeeper, you know w hat she’s done "lo the other
th e proprietor? I'm looking for a Job ”
repaired?” And the old man ceased
‘is n ’t she?"
Babg Contest Clo»es to night.
markets.
men folks.” he aaya.
"A Job!” I sings o u t "A Job?”
ploying sad looked up to astonish
“Sbe was.” says I. ‘ but she leaves
“Hum ph!“ aaya 1. "M aybe ho’e got
"Yaa. I understand you employ col
menL
"Havers,
mon.
ya
dlnns
under
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dyspepay of the heart along w ith the
le g e men as waiters. I ’ m from H a r tomorrer morning.”
stand! If ma bagpotpas wor In good
Tltat bit him between wind and wa otlmr kind. What mabee yoa ao cock
"View» o f Nassau and Cuba.”
v a rd . and” —
tune the Inn mon wlnna give me
S t t r y Bell T defhone It Ih t Center e f th e Si/elem.
"f «upposs that / wa» a« old foot to
„
...
“ A waiter?” I says, so astonished ter
sartiu?"
BhlliinR**^
move
oo."
“N
o
r'
be
sings
out.
setting
up
'
A DRAMA
“ ’Cause he’s a widower.” he aaya. burn la his nsms. Course you’ve t* tuff
th a t I could hardly avraller. "Be you
straight and .< staring at me
“ Not "Them’s tbe softest kind.”
"Kontabanh'» Watch Cate ”
a w a lte rT ’
of him. W hy. there be Is now!"
"W all, you ought to know," I told
“ I don’t know. I ’ve been told ao. really?”
Bure enough, there was Van, stand
“ You b e t" 1 saya. “Now. down la him “Bet you 7« rente to a quarter
ILLUSTRATED SONG
O u r coach used to say I was the best
ing like a statue of misery on the
»•
1 -ex-
w a ite r on the teem. At any rale. I ’ll thia part o f the chart we’ve coma to It don’t work."
fro nt porch o f tbe main hotel. Jon
"W
hat
Make»
the W orld go Round ”
Tor
Ih&ats
snA
GUMraa.
I think mors of that young lady than a
H e wouldu’t I» *» me. having wem
try the experiment."
T he Paper that Prints the New of Sherman
stared and otared.
cat
does
of
the
only
kitten
left
out
of
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' ' JJL_ L . L - g . « L X .m X t - L .l J —
“But what for? Toa ala’t abort of
'la that tbe man?" he aaya. choklsff
County and Delivers You the
E^< V we. tt
the bag In tbs ureter bucket. I^et me
O
r
K
l
i
a
r
e
n
O
r
y
eaabT”
Q h lie r a n
C ry
up. "Was be sweet on Mabel r*
tell you about bur ”
fpr only $1.50 a year Get Wise, i >^c ¿
J
“You b e tr he Bays. “Wrapped!”
Jxreeter ’a a molasses stopped.”
.
FOR
FLETCHER’S
u
Ro I went ahead, telling him bow
I w ent off and found Peter T
m ys 1. “Bat ha’s going away ig g
M
s
l*
l
bod
come
to
us.
why
she
<
oum
,
T o n ’d ought to seen Peter stars when
n<«eJ
b
Y’
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W in te r
E v e n in g
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