Tke Death-Dealing Crank. Some of Hatdio’s Gash Prices Morning Oregonian A man was killed at Astoria on the 14th, w M ie cranking the engine on a gasolene schooner, and in Portland on the 15th an auto­ mobile machinist had his wrist broken in two places in a sim ilar accident. T h e frequency of these accidentals such that it is surprising that the inventive genius o f man has not devised some safer m eth­ ods for starting the gasolene engine than the use of the death-dealing crank. _ Ceastitutional Right of Free Speech. Spokesman-Review. Would you like this beautiful piano for a present? W e shall positively give it to some of our customers. Came to our «tore, see and try thia splendid instrument. W e w ill tell you all about our plan of giving this plans aw ay. Thia la a present worth having. Thia piano la of the celebrated UPTON make. It carries the manufacturers Ten Year Guarantee. W e cordially Invite your Inspection. MORO COMMERCIAL COMPANY. A lot of trouble-making aliens protest that they are dissatisfied with laws that are entirely satisfac­ tory to the citizens of Spokane, and to express their disapproval have come here on break beams, and in flat cars, to defy the author­ ities and fill the jails. And they call this their "constitutional right of free speech.” v, - •Ì parties gay. where voice» rise in praised oa this glad T h an ksg ivin g Day. How prondly have I held alp ft my head in days gone by when I ’d strut beside some pony bird less known to fame than I; bow often In the barnyard have I packed a rooster a r , because be fe lt Im portant, sir, and got In to m y w ay. And whoa lilted my em pty crop w ith the corn laid out foe me. I ’d feel aahappv as a lord—as any k in g could be; sad I'd stro ll across th e barnysro to tu rn « cool, secluded nook, or perhaps enjoy a pebble lunch by the s w iftly running brook. I loved to bathe in M o ther E a rth and keep m y feathers clean, for a tu rk ey In hl» gaudy dress Is proud as any queen; and when at night 1 roosted high, my head beneath my wing, I dream ed of little turkeys and the jo y they yearly brin g, to a ll th eir mamma tn rk e y s and th eir papa turkeys too, and in th eir turn rear little ones to hatch th eir broods anew. B et a l l my dreams are shattered now; life ’s hopes for me erw dead, and ere yoe rrad this m ournful rhym e my s p irit K ill have fled to a happy clim e where hungry men live oa plainer food, and they, lik e teckS /S , find d e lig h t ta • imply doing good. And so this rhym e corns» to an end; It ’s down glove to my ta il, I beg vour pardon, gentle air, fo r th ia, my m ournful w a ll; but w h ile J I wlab yoa v * » ♦ ♦ / • • yoa dine, most copious diAughte of jo y , just th in k * mo brent how you’d ' feel were I feasting oa yonr hoy. J O b se r v e r S P E C IA L . W c have a fine line of SHOES, H A T S and G LO VES at lowest prices. A ll P r ic e s B e lo w M ail O rd er H o u se C o m p e tio n . I - X s. Z vC oxo, O x eg fo x x Senator Bowerman for Governor. M itchell Sentinel. ' We acknowledge Receipt' of a communication from Salem, ad­ dressed to Oregon publishers and printers, urging the nomination of Col Hofer for governor. It is signed by N D Elliott, printer and binder. Thanks, Bro Elliott; but Eastern Oregon has a candidate for that position who would make a governor that any state in the union would be proud of. His name is Jay Bowerman, his ad­ dress Condon, Gilliam county. ‘China’ ’ Wedding Anniversary. China dishes, as a gift from the company. Mr. and Mrs. Urqu­ hart responded, expressing sincere thanks, in a very feeling manner, bringing a dewy mist in many a soft eye. Excellent refreshments were then served in a very dainty and appropriate manner, and all drank delicious orange punch to the health of the bride and groom, and wondered why on earth there really any batchelors or Batchelor maids. Mr. and Mrs. Urquhart are both prominent in Masonic work, both being important of­ ficers in the Masonic and Eastern Star lodges. Their eldest son is now in the Oregon Agricultural College, in his second year, with a bright future before him; the eldest daughter attending Moro high school. Mr. and Mrs. Robert Urquhart celebrated the twentieth annivers­ ary of their marriage, at their res­ idence, at Erskinville, last Satur­ day evening, the weather being tine for the occasion. Their large parlors were appropriately and ar­ tistically decorated with white wedding bells and white chrysan- thumums, gifts from Portland friends. The bride was gowned in pure white* her pretty brown hair being lightly and prematurely touched with silver, she made a l»retty picture with her yet hand­ some and stalwart partner. Mr. Ladrue Barnum, of Moro, kindly responded to an invitation to perform the marriage ceremony. Mr. Barnum proved equal to this performance and created much inyrth and was loudly and laugh­ ingly applauded at the end of A steamship line between Ant­ every sentence. This being styled werp and Astoria will be soon es­ a "China” wedding, he finished it tablished. with the Chinese jargon that would “makee Johnee alle . samee N o . 161. Report of tke Condition of jealous.” The Wasco W ar chou»« M illing Co. Bank, Whist was the entertainment, at M oro, in the »late of Oregon, at the and the guests, about 40 in num­ close of buone»«,-N o v. 16th, 1909. ber, entered into the game with Resource»— -much vigor, and when the mem­ Loan» and discounts................ SI 15,068 20 bers were called in, an inyestiga- Overdrafts, secured and un­ tion revealed that Mrs. Morrison secured . . . . . . . . . .................. 63 89 and Mrs. McKean were winners Banking house, furniture, and fixtures ................................... 1,012 50 o f the ladies prizes, each receiving a China plate; Messrs. L. Barnum Due from hank» (not reserve 2.624 52 hank»)..................................... and Wm. Henrichs each held the Due from approved reserve lucky numbers entitling them to hanks ...................................... 53,563 19 the prizes for gents, Mr. Barnum Cash on hand .......................... 9,937 85 receiving a handsome China to­ T o ta l....................................... “ $182,270T 5 bacco jar, and Mr. Henrichs a cup Liabilities— and saucer. Mr. and Mrs. Roy Capital stock paid b r M .......... $25,000 00 Martin were then introduced as Undivided profits, less expen­ 3,317 75 ses and taxes paid. . ■ . . . . ■ the couple having been married’ Due to banks and hankers . . 55.615 80 the longest (about 27 years), and Individual deposits subject Io was presented with several -China check.....................................’. 86,271 85 7,402 00 pieces. The guests had now pre­ Demand certificates of deposit 4,662 75 pared a pretty surprise for the State deposits ......................... T o ta l....................................... $182,270 15 bridal pair, when our handsome and able sheriff, J. C. Freeman, State of Oregon, 1 sg stepped forward, not to arrest the County of Sherman I ‘ I, W . Stanley, cashier of the above fun or the parties, but simply to make a speech, and as he is well named bank, do solemnly swear that the above statement is true to the best of ftiy known for his loquacity and ora­ knowledge and belief. W . Stanley, torical ability, the words fell like Cashier. music from his lips, when he, * Subscribed and sworn to before me on behalf of the guests present, this 22d day of N ovem ber. 1909. i 1 John M . Parry, extended congratulations and j L’ f Notary Public. good wishes for the Juture. Correct attest: After thanking them for their gen­ E. O . M cCoy, erous hospitality, he placed before F . A . French, Directors. them a handsome set of Haviland Never quit the field when slan­ J B Kirk of The Dalles is pre­ der is rife. In the final shift you pared to make over and rebuild your auto as good as new. will be victor. MOHO. SHKBMAN O<>.,í>HKO<>N: r* The troops of Zelaya in Nicara­ The wind was in the right direc­ E u reka Lodga N o . 121. gua appear to be in need of about tion Tuesday to convert part ot the A. r * A. x ., M oro, Or. a months’ practice in a shooting public school house into a smoke Meets the first and third nouse. I I'hursday evening* ° f each gallery. ____ _____ . , m outh Visiting member* Some one has made the discov­ Charley Powell has sold his cordially lu v lte d to meet Kennedy’s New Pedestrian a Dog. ery that there are only four weeks By order of the W . M . matched pair of grey prize road­ J. M. Parry, Heeretory. left in which to do the Christmas sters to Porter Bros, Oregon Trunk Prineville Review. shopping. B e th le h a m C h a p te r- R^contractors. No?» o.ra. This office has a Spanish' collie The post office department give Regular eotuiuu n lest Ion Thanksgiving exercises at Board- that it cannot shake. The dog has eseli 2A and 4th 1 hum- formal notice that candy is admit­ day evening* m o n th ly. man school Wednesday were va­ been given away time and again, ted to the privileges of the mail ‘ By order VV. M . ried and interesting reflecting cred­ but like the cat he always comes Mrs Helen Parry, Kecy save only for fruits preserved in it alike upon pupils and teacher. sugar. back. Two weeks ago we present­ M o re Ledge, N o . 113, ed him to Mrs Jolly, who took him You would hardly expect a deaf I . 0 . 0 T . Morn. O regon Dayton Henrichs and sister Ger­ to Fort Rock,where her homestead Meet* every Faturday mute to be the happiest person on trude, hJVe decided to enter a is. The dog staid there about a e v e n in g e t 7 :3b o’ clock. VlaJUug n . - n i l - r - sre earth, but you never wasted any Portland Business College, and week,when,becoming tired of farm uurdl i l h in v ite d M em - time listening to one tell about his take a course of commercial study life, and needing exercise Sunday b rs * 'e V M •' <«.» h fnb to» 2 > •“ »*• •■'W” t*r Furnish irrigation project in Uma­ very favorably impressed with that drop of water until he reached ’«n* than o.is /* » • IVH « si* i* m »« u U*. part of Oregon. A B lu e f la .’ k II «* a . n H » ? « *T *ti tilla county. Powell Buttes. , nulrr, when entered upon our c«lend»r. The various assessors of Oregon Young Mr Rose, who left Sher­ rin g the dale o f the paper * • the date «1 have been summoned to meet in man county with his parents severl hich rour current »ubwrlptton expire*. Talk about “ Justice.’ Salem December 8th, for confer­ years ago for Southern Oregon, is Evening Journal. R1DAY........... Noy. 26. 1909 ence with the state board of tax here on a visit, the guest of Mr That was a shameful miscarriage commissioners. and Mrs H W Strong. of justice wherein a Chicago chauf­ Edison’s 4-minutc Records for Some men succeed in spite of "Rats for womens’ hair,” asserts feur, who inexcusably ran over and Phonograph arrive every month the Duchess of Somerset, cause in­ emselves. killed a woman with his automo­ Oyster cocktails are now served at the Moro Hardware and Imple­ sanity. Thus is established a con­ bile, ran away, was sentenced to ment Company store. New, just Rudolf's. nection between rats in the hair only three months’ imprisonment and bats in the belfry. It is usually expensive to follow like a Magazine. after conviction of manslaughter. Fine line of robes and horse Flour advanced 60 cents per bbl Excuse us from respecting such a leap advice. blankets at the Moro Hardware aU along tke Hne last wceU The judicial outcome. Astoria centennial 1911. We all and Implement Co.’s. Make the advance „„ was o rxrsf not impYnpt unexpected, as ill celebrate. family horse smile. " I he merci­ the wheat market had steadily past Boring For Arteiian Water. Unless you can tell the truth do ful man is merciful to his bda6t.’’ the notch where flour cost millers 5t tell anything, Silver Luke Leader. Mr and Mrs H S McDancl, and more than they were selling it for. It isn’t so much that we love life Mrs Elizabeth Cushman, partook Settlers in Christmas Lake valley The divorce of J J Astor and , that we hate death. .of turkey Thanksgiving day with wife without publicity. Judge Mills have subscribed $3,700 to make a Miss Ida Mowry is visiting Mrs Portland relatives. Mrs Cushman thinks is a good idea to lessen di­ test for artesian water. The ma­ expects to remain in the city until vorce suits. But wait until King chinery was to arrive’ from Shani­ iram Donley at Shaniko. Edward snubs the $10,000,000 grass ko Saturday. A well 2,000 feet The more talk it takes to run spring. deep will be bored, ,or until it hits A part of a new string of beati­ widow, then the sleuths of "leased lings the slower they move. an artesian flow. tudes which is proposed includes: lines” will work over-time. The bravest dentist isn’t anxious ‘Blessed are the unpopular.’ What Rains have descended upon this i look into the jaws^of death. Pacific County Peat. \ is this, however, but another ex­ community numerously, continu­ - - - Judge G W Brock was up from pression of the old ‘Blessed arc the ously, prodigiously, this month. Aitoriu Budget. /ashougal on business last week. meek?’’ Just how many inches have fallen What is believed to be the only A man takes chances in business, we are unable to say, because the deposit of real peat on the Pacific It takes more force to start a ling than it does to keep itgoing. the stock market, horse race: going thief who stole Mr Berrian’s rain coast has been known to exist near Born: November 22d, to Mr to the theater, in his office at night, j g;nIge didn’t return it as requested Ilwaco for a number of years and several efforts have been made to nd M ts Albert Woods, a 12 lb. running for office and dodging his' to do. taxes. All a womans’ chances are Prof Metchnikoffs sour milk rec­ utilize its commercial value but >n. ipe for promoting longevity has without succesa until the present A woman would rather suspect on matrimony. directed attention to the Bulgari­ time. The deposit consists „of We haven’t any great variety to er husband than distrust her show from Moro Dry Farming ans as a longlived people. We about 134 acres and with sufficient reacher. are informed that the Bulgarians depth to last many years. Thia Keep the upward gaze, it turns Experiment Station as yet, but Mr drink copiously of sour milk and property is now under the control Umberger can show you some U ntil science discovered a w ay to construct the Autopittfc risons into palaces and transforms laugh at the ravages of Father of F. E. Franke, a man of many Smokeless D evice, and make It completely dependable, all oil splendid dried apples and a fine dvels into castles. „ Time. yegrs experience in the business, bearers had one common great fault— smoke. dry Jersey cow. Mrs Baker’s "Pikes Peak feat’ and he has a thoroughly modern W ith the advent of the Automatic Smokeless D evice, and it» Martha, 2d daughter of Mr and Henry K Love of Alaska, who, rouid read better written: Mrs Ba plant for its preparation erected p r .C C .pp.lc.don ,o ,he Mrs John Holman, died at the as field agent, first investigated the er’s Pikes Peak fake. and in operation. It is used al­ Alaska coal claims, says he is con­ home of her parents in Portland We are never satisfied to have vinced there was no intent of fraud on the 11th; burial at Rose city most exclusively in the iron manu­ iur happiness on the installment but, as the Spokesman-Review sug­ cemetery. The stricken family have facturing plants on account of it giving such an extreme heat and a Ian. We want it all at once. gests, "love is proverbially blind." the heartfelt sympathies of a large (Equipped w ith Smokeless Davloa)] steady one. It is sold for $7 per circle of neighbors and friends in Don’t forget the place to get Mrs Nona Donley, of Shaniko, the smoke problem was successfully ton at the plant and the company our money’s worth in a watch is accompanied her brother Paul Il­ this vicinity. solved. has more orders than it can fill. Now that you must needs do t xL. W. Ross' Jewelry. W^pco. The Perfection O il H eater is the lingworth and wife, who go to only heater equipped with this Those starving Spokane strikers Portland to reside, Paul having some of your chores after dark, That bad place in the road be­ ire striking neither for home, nor 4>een transferred to the main line make it a rule never to set the lan­ low Moro, should be fixed before Automatic tern on the floor. . Hang it where ountry. They hunger for fame. and given a passenger run between it cannot be knocked over. It is a funeral becomes necessary on ac­ Smokeless Device The new harvester views are on Portland and Umatilla. an awful thing to lose property by count of it. Last Wednesday Mrs wBich insures a «teady, full-glowing hear, exhibition' at the MorcvHardware J J Hills’ Columbia river North fire. A hamcM snap, suspended Amanda Martin and son Miles, with the wiait turned up as high as it wilt go. without a »hred of smoke. Reverse the ind Implement Company*’ store. Bank* Ry, ar.d DesChutes Oregon from the ceiling by a bit of wire, had a narrow escape at that point motion, turn the wick down— there’» no odor. The »mokele«» device automatically locks -To love a good woman is a lib­ Trunk Line, will connect by a makes a safe way to hang a light where a single-tree broke, letting and prevent» the upward movement of the the pole drop, breaking it in two, eral education. To love a lady of bridge crossing the Columbia on out of harms way. wick beyond the proper exposure. That is the »ecret. Thl» splendid result gives athion is a commercial education. rocks of Celilo falls. The most C H Belchee and wife, old-time and badly snagging one of the leadership to the Perfectioa. picturesque locality in the world residents of $herman county, are team, a spirited pair of blacks, be­ Boston, Spokane and Coos ty»y for a structure of that claM. You may now have all the heat you want—when you want It— and longing to Roy Benson. Fortun­ up front California, on a visit^of a joints are stricken with the "com- where you want It— without the annoyance of «moke or odor. fWrt hold« 4 quart» of oil. which permit* a «lowing heat for 9 hours. The man who runs a farm may month with their children here, ately rjo injury resulted to the per­ mission disease,” in imitation of Bra*» wick tube—damper, top—cool handle. Cleaned in a minute. sons. After staunching the flow of Mrs W II Ragsdale, Mrs J B Mor­ not have as soft hands or as clear The Perfettion is befutifully finished In Nickel or japan. DesMoines. blood from the wounded horse, it Ever* D«»l«r Er.rrwbere. I I Not At Your.. W rit, tor lto-crtptlrw Clroulw Attorney Huntington, formerly a complexion, nor wear quite as rison, and other relatives in the was brought to the city and placed to tk . NesSSSt Agon«, *1 th. , ^f'H & Wilson, of The Dalles, many clothes every day as the man county, .Its an even 10 years since under treatment by Veterinary Jos S T A N D A R D O J D C O M P A N Y ifter attending circuit court here about town, but he his a mortal they left here and they note many Saunders, who thinks the animal made an auto trip'around the cinch on a good living and a bus- changes in that time, some of them will recover, if no other compli county and into Shaniko, with ness that should leave him a profit a long ways from the improved cations set in. * order. annually. x M a y o r Barnum . The Cheese, Tillamook, per lb 20c Hams, Sinclair, per lb - 19c Kellog’s Korn Flakes, each 10c Sunny Monday Soap per bar 05c Squash and Pumpkin per ib 02c Violet Oats, two pkgs. - 25c Grape Nut, two pkgs. - 25c ‘ a r e w ell ■ V friends, • long fsre­ w e ll, I bid 70s ene and • I L for on this i glad Tteanke- w iving D ay, 1 hear * the bugle c a ll; 1 feet (fee c h illy shiver» runn ing up and down m y bach, fo r never w ill I feast tin ; wandered ah me, alas! a la b ck! A it in ea taag^hre o’er the ill and the vale, SO V •e ’er I n r that a the of life was of wove very fr a dream il, oblivious ll of thread batchers and dinner S m o k e le s s Oil Heater IWROHAKDm&imEim'CO T h e L e a d e r s in H a r d w a r e In S h e r m a n C o u n ty . Call and see our stock of SILVERWARE GUARANTEED EOR 25 Years Constant wear. . HAVILAND CHINA w r ' The Gold Lined, the best in the world L O O C X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X 30C O O C C C O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O a GEO. H. H IL D E B R A N D . Pres GEO. M E D L E R , T reasurer. Gl Gl • JU LIU S M E D L E R . S e c re ta ry , C H A S . G O L L IH E R Manager. s Ava, a e Gl $ Main Sherman county headquarters for Farm » Machinery and Supplies. Drapers for all Harvester and Headers such as Holt, Best, Hodge, McCormic etc G l Gl g s ALWAYS ON HAND Link Belting, L eath er B elting, L ace L eath er E ngine packing, Oils, Rope, M achine E xtras, etc. Deering and Kodge Headers. € G» Gí G> s o G> G> G> Gl G> O Gl Opportunity K n o c k s O n c e a t FZvery M a n ’s D o o r. Property is Low Now and this is The Tim e to Buy. «40 Rcre* of flue farm land, mile south of W bmn >, well Improved, alx ut 200 acre* lu aummerfallow $6,000 UU oa*h, bal. eaey term *, T h e Elehenberger ranch near Shaniko, w ell Im proved, h a lf In cultivation, bal pasture, at $15IX) per acre. $3000 (M) caah bal. to auit purohaeer. My rw ldance property in Waaco, 7 rooniM Ixwide* bathroom, pan try and attic. Large basement. Con­ nected w ith w ater and »ewer «ya­ te ms; two lot»: house new ly paluted new fence and new sidewalk, all in tine ooadltlon. Also several building lots in d if­ ferent part* of tow n. C. J. Bright, Wasco, Ore. ooooooooooooooooooooooooc □ oooooooooooooooooooooooo 0PTICIA1 GOODS J e w e lr y of a ll k in J t . L a t e s t B r a c e le t D e s ig n s GOODS SO LO REASONABLE L . W .R O S S , W a s c o W a t c h I n s p e c to r O. R. & N. F -H -H h -H -l- M -1 11 H - H H H I t t - H I I I 1 I * H “ WATER 1’11‘LS O l) FITTIWGS 1 C ± x lx x x x x @ 3 7 \ S e T x r e x . T e x m C o tta F lp e s . PLUMBING GOODS :: Bath Tubs, Patent Gosets, W ash Stands ' • at several different prices. Estimates Furnished. LANE A. SEXTON, The Dallas, Ora. u i i m i u> H | o < e n e n > .