J The O b se r v e r . M OM O. OREGON t HDUSETHATBEVOLVES F R I D A Y ................... A ugust 21, 1908 »nal T a lk W ltk Y au. I f v o u d o n ot read T h e O b serv er Why Not? * Scheme of a Jeweler to Cure His Insomnia. henry . M ivopynai (Copyright. IN *, by the B. A lfoC lure Co.] night because ba offered $60,000 io a keeps me. I w ish I w a s Mg enough to church and It refused to accept It b e­ move In so c ie ty w ith you ta in ted cause they sold hie money was tain t­ billa.” J ed “ “S h a t up,” aayg L "There's do each "W h at Is a church?” I asked. thing. I k n o w th e root o f I t There’s "Oh. I forgot," says the tw enty. a lendeth to th e Lord' “that I waa talking to a tenner. O f I t N ow lo o k on m y back and course you don’t know. You’re too w h at you s e e th a ïe ." much to put Into the contribution b a n “Thia noto t e a leg a l ten d er a t ket and not enough to buy anything face va lu ó fo r a ll d eb ts, p u b lic i a t * bazaar. A church In— a tenge privato” building in which penwipers and tid ie s "This ta lk a b o u t ta in ted •r e sold a t $20 each.” m akes m e tired ,” s a y s I. I don’t care much about c h ln a la g w ith gold certificates. There’s a streak O ur N ew C aviare Preduoere. o f yellow In ’em. A ll te not gold th a t’s Strange stories are to ld o f quitters. queer fish, but few fish ore queerer la Old Jack certainly was a g ilt sd g s d appearance or stranger In their ha bits sport. When It came his time to loosen than the new caviare producer of tbe up he never referred the w aiter to an lower MtealgalppL I t bos aa many actuary. names as a confidence man, a By and by It got around th a t h e w a s thieves aver eluded Justice as persist­ smiting the rock In tba wilderness, g a d ently as this species has ooneealed its all along Broadway things w ith eoM development from the naturalist, says sss and hot gullets fell In oa our Charles R. Btockard In tbe July Cen­ trail. The third Jungle book was there tury. In Louisiana It le known aa bill waiting for somet>ody to put covers so fish, bllldom and paddlefish. In Missis­ It. Old Jack’s money may have had • sippi spoon billed cat or spooney and taint to it; but, all tba same, he had In Arkansas aa ths spoon MU or spoon orders for hla Camembert piling np on bill sturgeon. Tbe lakes and r iv e n of him every minute. First hla frien d s these three states supply a t present rallied round him, and then the fe llo w s much of the caviare and dried, stur­ that hla friends knew by sight, and geon of ths markets. Polyodon spa­ then a few of his enemies burled Ute tula la ths dignified title by which the hatchet,- and finally he was buying ■j>oon bill la . known to naturalists, souvenirs for so many Neapolitan fish though the word "polyodon” signifies iunldens and butterfly octets that many toothed, white the Bah has no the head waiters were phoning teeth. ever town for Julian M itchell to A " B ill” C am paign. come around and get them Into BUI Bryan and BlU T a ftl We call eaoh kind o f order. BUI. and where's the harm? A t last we floated Into an uptown BUI has a haerty. honaat sound, express cafe that I knew by h e a rt When the lag admiration warm. Hodcarrlera* union In Jackets end We’ve had our W illiam nandMatsa and pralead thorn well w ith votes and aprons saw ns coming the chief goal SuUl. kicker called out, "Six, eleven, forty- But now's our ohance to pin our bopaa unto a aaadldata named BUI. two, nineteen, tw elve,” to his men, and they put on noee guards till It was BUI T a ft and BUI B ryanl W a call oaob clear whether ws meant Port Arthur or BlU, and where’s tha taurtf < Portsmouth. B at Old Jack wasn’t BUI hoe a sturdy, whole aouled ring, and we who use it are not pert. working for tbs furniture and glass had our WUllam presidents, re­ factories that n ig h t H e sat down We’ve rerad th e m th a n , r e v e r e th e m e tlll. quiet and sang “ Ramble” In a half But now It looks as If we’ll have next term a president named BUI. hearted way. H is feelings had been —Louis villa C taular. Jo urnal h u rt AQ tbe tw enty told me, bacaoae his offer to the church had boen re­ fused. „ T h e gootoh P rid e. But the wassail went on, and Brady "The pride of the Scotchman to hte himself couldn’t have hammered the native land te well known, of course,” thirst -mob into a better Imitation of says a form er attache to our embassy the real penchant for the stuff that* la London, “and many stories have you screw out o f a bottle w ith a nap­ bean told o f hla Ingenious appropria­ kin. tion of the w i t and wisdom o f other Old Jack paid the twenty above me nationalities. Perhaps no more amus­ for a round, leaving me on the outside ing Instance o f thia g ift of transfer­ of hla roll. H e laid the roll on tbe ence has ever been recounted than one table an2-50; one year $1 60; ItMcta O w ner W ill Be Enabled te M ove H ie ing more than a whisper. Oh, very H om e In A n y D irection te W oo well I Pass up this sotto vocs autobiog­ a month la a’t much. Try It. Order by Foalal Card, and pay for It when you can. Zephyre er Avoid L ig h t— W ill Be raphy o f an X i f you Ilk a I f you are Run by E le o trio ity —T u rn in g of th e one of (he kind that prefers to listen to A t a n y tim e w hen requested to do John D .’s check book roar a t you through Houee te Be P ra etio ally Noiseless so, the paper w ill be discontinued. Hut we megaphone as it passes by, all rig h t expect that all arrears w ill be paid before W illia m Itelm an, a Jeweler In New But don’t forget that small change can such request Is made. It is easy to ask us for a statement, which will be cheerfully York city, has bad plans draw n for say a word to the point now and then. a revolving house whk-h he w ill build The next time you tip your grocer’s rendered at any tim e. clerk a silver quarter to give you extra at Bayside, N. Y. M r. Itelm au'a Bayside home w ill be weight of hla boss’ goods read the four the result o f mauy years o f thought words above the lady’s head. H ow are over the m atter of genuine home com they for repartee? A M A N ’S E S T I M A T E fort, for he has often declared that, I am a ten dollar treasury note, se­ with the advantages of modern appli­ ries o f 1901. You may have seen one In OF W OMAN. ances and electricity, there seemed li t friend’s band. On my face. In the ...............■« ■ « .. ....................................... (le reason for the sunny aide o f a center, la a picture of the Bison ameri- [O rig in al] house being In the aun all summer and cauus, miscalled a buffalo by fifty or A party of ladies and gentlemen were the shady side being In the shade all sixty millions of Americana. The beads winter. of Captain Lew is and Captain Clark a t dinner. M r. Itelm an would have a home the adorn the ends. On my back Is tbs “I understand," said Austin H am ­ mond. “that Ned Hargraves has be­ windows of which may follow the graceful figure of Liberty or Cares or come engaged while I have been sunshine In w inter or avoid It In sum M axine E llio tt standing In the center uier. • An architect has studied the of the stage on a conservatory p la n t aw ay.” problem and has completed plans for M y references le—or are—section 3688, "Tea,” said one o f the ladles, “and such a home, which w ill be built at a revised statutes. Ten cold, hard dol­ he’a throwing himself away.” cost o f $36,000, exclusive o f the real lar»—I don’t aay whether silver, gold, " In the opinion of the men or the estate. lead or Iron—Uncle Sam w ill hand you women?” As proposed, the house w ill be con­ over hla counter I f you w ant to cash “I never speak In praise or condem­ structed on a turntable, which w ill be me In. I beg yon w ill excuse any conversa­ nation of another,” replied the lady, operated by electric power. The own er. In hla library or bedroom, may tional breaks that I make. Thanks; I “except for myself alone.” knew yon would. Oot that sneaking “ And, w ithout referring to you at all, press a button and on the piazzas w ill little respect and agreeable feeling to­ I mast say that I never take a wo­ sound a tinkling of bells to those wBd ward even an X , haven’t you? You are about to enter or leave the house, man's opinion of another woman.” a tainted bill doesn’t have much waruiug them that the Ilelinan home “W hy so?” asked several ladiea a t Is about to maneuver by either the chance to acquire a correct form of ex­ once. right or le ft flank. Allowing fam ily, pression. I never knew a really cul­ “A woman la -influenced by her likes servants and guests time to get either tured and educated person that could and dislikes. She has no sense of real in or out of the house, M r. Reiman afford to hold a ten spot any longer Justice.” w ill then press another button, and than It would take to do an A rth u r “And would you rely on a man’s the bouse w ill awing to right or left, Duffy to the nearest that’s all sign or delicatessen store. opinion o f a woman T' as he may desire. For a alx-year-old I ’ve had a lively "A man of mature age.” Sitting In his library window and “Yourself, for Instance?" wearying o f the view, be may turn the and gorgeoua circulation. I guess I ’ve “I am forty; too old to be caugfit by bouse around aud get another vista paid as many debts as the man who sentiment, too young to be fooled as an without leaving hla chair, or I f the dies. I ’ve been owned by a good many ta»uds of people, but a little old ragged, old man.” breeze shifts and the owner of the ¡This bit of conversation took place house finds himself cut off from It he damp, dingy five dollar silver certifi­ when the ladles at dinners were accus­ gives the alarm and movea hla home cate gave me a Jar one day. I was next tomed to leave the men to smoke with around and around and around until to It ln 'th e fa t and bad smelling purse their coffee, and the hoateas led them he gets the breeze where he w a n ta jt. of a butcher. to the draw ing room, where they spent O f course sunshine aud shade w ill be Hey, you Sitting Bull,” says L an hour conversing on the topic of the hla to command, and I f he desires to' don’t acrouge no. Anyhow, don’t you relative value of a man’s and a wo­ sleep late aud the light la In hla w in­ think lt’a about tim e you went In on a man’s opinion of women. dow lie presses the button near hla bed customs payment and got reissued? I t was about a week later that Aus­ and swings away from the eaat. F q T a aeries of 1899 you’re a s ig h t” tin Hammond received an invitation Oh, don’t get crackly just because The house was designed by M r. Rei­ from one of the party Inform ally for a man himself, and the plaus as drawn you’re a buffalo b ill!” says the fiver. game of w h is t H e met there a widow, show thht his scheme is eminently You’d be limp, too, if you’d been stuff­ M rs. Cheever, somewhere between practical. M r. Reiman w-111 have nei­ ed down In a thick cotton and lisle tw enty-tw o and twenty-five years old. ther frout nor back yard to his house. thread under an elastic all day and She was modest and shy almost to The lawna w ill be ao laid ont that the the thermometer not a degree under 86 tim idity. Nevertheless there was some­ front entrance w ill fit at any point of ln. the store.” thing about her that grew upon H a m ­ the compass. The revolution of the I never heard of a pocketbook like mond. I t waa not her conversation, house w ill be practically noiseless, t h a t ” says I. “ Who carried you?’ A shopgirl," asya the five spot. for she was not a talker. # I t might and part of the turntable w ill be visi­ W h a t’s that?” 1 had to ask. have been her eye«, set In a small ble. " Yon’ll never know till their millen­ oval shaped head. A t any rate, there M r. Itelm su believes that his bouse was something aw ay down In those w ill have a lot of hygienic advan­ nium cornea,” eaya the fiver. Juat then a tw o dollar bill behind •yea to excite a man’s fancy and set tages. him wondering. About what? H a m ­ “I have bad this house In my mind ms w ith a George Washington head mond at least didn’t know, b at he won­ for a number of years,” he said. spoke up to the fiver: ”Aw, cut out yer kicks. Ain’t lisle dered all the same. "P rior to the actual decision to build Hammond asked permission to call and I made some experiments to teat the thread good enough for yer? I f you became a frequent visitor st her home, feasibility of the plan. I do not look was under all cotton like I ’ve been to­ a soft o f apartments in which she lived on the m atter as a fad, for It la a day and choked up w ith factory dust w ith a servant H e took her out oc­ question of common sense. There la till the lady w ith the cornucopia on me casionally either to drive or to places no more reason why one should be sneezed half a dozen times you’d have o f amusement, and It waa not long be­ roasted or chilled In certain roomi of some reason-to complain.” T h a t waa the next day a fte r I a rriv ­ fore his friends began to speculate a house year after year than there la I came in a $600 upon a probable engagement One that one should live on the outside o f ed In New York. morning he was surprised to receive a It. I am satisfied w ith the plans pro­ package of tena to a Brooklyn bank note from tbe lady who Introduced him vided me, and I believe that others w ill from one of Its Pennsylvania corre­ to M n . Cheever In which she said sub­ build revolving”lioness, follow ing my spondents, and I haven’t made the ac­ quaintance o f any of the five and two stantially that, having heard of hla at­ plans.” spot's friends’ pocketbooks y e t Silk tentions. she wished to disclaim any M r. Reiman w ill begin building the Intention to recommend the lady she house thia summer and w ill have It for mine every time. I waa lucky money. I kept on the had introduced as a suitable person for ready in -the late fall. Sometimes 1 changed hands him to m arry. I f be made a match ’’I w ill use the colonial style of move. w ith Mrs. Cheever he must do so on architecture for the house,” he said. twenty times a day. I saw the Inside his own responsibility. Hammond was “The kitchen w ill be built aw ay from of every business. I fought for my owner’s every pleasure. I t seemed that surprised. It. There w ill be five bedrooms and Later on he received a second note batha on the second floor aud on the on Saturday nights I never missed be­ “Six, eleven, /ortp-teoo, nineteen, from another of the ladiea he had met first a large reception ball, dining ing slapped down on a bar. Tena were was paid to the parson’s daughter for a t the dinner party. .Th ia note waa a room, deu, library and pantry. There always slapped down, while ones and kiaoao a t the church fa ir to build positive warning against Mrs. Chee­ la only one other houae of thia kind twos were slid over to the bartenders new parsonage for tbe parson 's d a u g h ­ ver. Hammond kept the note a secret that I have heard of, and that one la folded. I got In the habit of looking ter to live In.” for tw o days, then showed It to the said to be In Switzerland. The revo­ for mine, and I managed to eoak In a A t 1 o’clock, when the hodcarrlere woman It condemned. She looked lution w ill be practically noiseless. 1 little straight or some spilled M artin i were making ready to close up the or M anhattan whenever I could. Once troubled, but told a very straight story have considerable trouble In sleeping, front and keep the Inside open, a wo­ which agreed especially w ith . H am ­ and that Is the .main reason why 1 am I got tied up In a great greasy roll of man slips In the door of the restaurant bills In a pushcart peddler's Joans. I mond's opinions In matters between having this house b u ilt I f the sun Is and comes up to Old Jack's women. She said that she had robbed shining In my eyes In early morning thought I never would get In circula­ You’re seen ths kind—black shawl, tion again, for the future department the w rite r of a lover. or If my room does not catch the creepy hair, ragged skirt, w hite fat Hammond a t last found the young breeze that may be blowing, 1 can Just •tore owner lived on 8 cents’ worth of eyes a cross between G a b riel’s and a widow so necessary to him that be press a button at the aide of my bed dog meat and onions a day. But this sick kitten’s—the kind o f woman that's asked her to be hla w ife. She declined aud remedy the matter. I f the house peddler got Into trouble one day on ac­ always on ths lookout for an automd- at first, giving as a reason that she proves a success, which I have every count of having hla cart too near » bile or the mendicancy squad—a n d would bring btm nothing; Indeed, could renson to believe It will, 1 w ill build crossing, and I was rescued. I always stands there without a word sad lo o k s not make eveo a reaper table show at another down at Long Branch, $i- J-. w ill feel grateful to the cop that got at the money. me. H e changed me at a cigar store the wedding. Hammond told her that where I own some property,” Old Jack gets up, peels m s off th s near the Bowery that waa running a he could support her comfortably and The site chosen by M r. Reiman over­ crap game in the back room. So It was roll and hands me to her, w ith a b ow . gave her a oheck for $l,OQQ_to spend looks L ittle Neck bay and the sound. “ Madam,** says be, Just like s e to n the captain of the precinct, after all, on a trouaeean. Thia, a fte r many prot­ that did me the Itest turn when be go] I ’ve beard, "hers Is a tainted MIL 1 estations, she finally consented to ac­ Fu neral For P a rt of a Finger. his. H e blew me for wine the next am a rambler. This b ill ca m e to m e cept and the m atter was settled. The from a gentleman’s A funeral much out of the ordinary evening In a Broadway restaurant, and tonight final closing np of the arrangements was held In Littleton, Colo., a few I really felt as glad to get back again Where be got It- I do not know. I f occurred at 11 o’clock on« n ig h t and days ago, when a full sized and quite •a an Astor does when he sees the you w ill do me the favor to accept IL Hamm ond le ft hla fiancee a happy man. expensive coffin was used In which to It le yours.” lights of Charing Cross. The next evening at 8 he went to the bury half of a man’s finger and a piece Tbe woman took ms w ith a trembling A tainted ten certainly does get ac­ widow’s apartments to consult with her of hla scalp not larger than a dollar. tion on Broadway. I waa alimony hand. as to her preference In the matter of an A hears« was need, and there were ’’Hlr,” said she, “I counted thousand« once and got folded In s little dogskin engagement ring. There was no reply pallbearers. The section of finger and purse among a lot of dimes. They of this Issue of bills Into package« to his ring at the door. Convinced that piece of scalp were all that could lie were bragging about the busy times when they were virgin from the press­ there was no one w ithin, be applied for found of Lttfher H e rlriW ! ca c f M r there were In Ossining whenever three es. I was a clerk In tba treasury de­ Inform ation at the office of the Janitor. and Mrs. W illiam Heckman, nko wbs There waa sn official to girls got hold of one of them during partment. “The lady moved out this morning, blown up at the recent explosion In the Ice cream season. But It’s slow whom I owed my position. You say sir.” I f you only the neutralizing house of the D a Pont moving vehicles keep to the right for they are tainted now. Hammond caught a t a banister fo r Powder company a t Louvler. knewl But 1 won't soy say more the little bok tips when yon think of support the way we bison plasters refuse to Thank you with all my heart, a te * “Old she lesve any message for—for A " R a t W eek" Suggested. stick to anything during ths rush lob­ thank you—thank yon.” ■ er Where do you suppose th a t woman W hy can we not have “ rat week” ster hour. “She le ft no meaenge for any one. and let everybody In tly? United Htatea carried me almost at a run? To a The first I ever heard of tainted sir. W hile her things waa going Into devote the week, or as much tim e as bakery. Away from Old Jack and a money was one night when a good sizzling good time to a bakery. And I the van she w est round to the bank, possible w ithin the week, to killing thing w ith a Van to his name threw came back and paid three mouths’ rent rats? I t would be the best paying get changed, and she does a Sheridan me over w ith soma other bills to buy twenty miles away w ith a dosen rolls and went aw ay.” week’s work from a money and health a stack of blues. and a section of Jelly cake as big aa a T h a t was the last of Mrs. Cheever for standpoint ths people ever did, says About midnight a big, easy going Hammond. the Staunton (Vs.) Dispatch. I t wonld man w ith a fa t face like a monk’s and turbine w ater wheel. O f course I lost eight of her then, for I was snowed up H e did not Inquire a t his bank I f hla be a sanitary labor that would lie fa r the eye of a Janitor w ith hla wages In the bakery, wondering whether I ’d 11,000 check bad been presented. but be reaching In Its effects, the benefits raised took me and a lot of other notes get changed a t tbs drag store ths next found It charged against him when bis from which would be of a lsstlzg char­ and rolled us Into w hat te termed a day In an alum deal e r paid over to tbe account was balanced. He kept away acter —- “wad" among the money talntera. cement works. from his friends as much as possible "T icket me for five hundred,” said A Business That Pays. A week afterw ard 1 butted np and when rallied w ith queries as to Women are, as a nils, most success­ he to the banker,” and look out for against one o f ths on« dollar Mils when he was going to be married turn ful in decorative work, and It la a mat- everything, Charlie. I ’m going o u t for the baker had given the woman for ed away w ith a sickly expression, re­ tor for astonishment that comparative­ a stroll In the glen before the moon­ change. v plying th a t be might possibly marry a ly , few have so fa r gone In for this light fades from the brow of the cliff. “Hello. B360ffiMW0r says 1. "W eren’t marble statue or a wooden Indian branch of money making. I f anybody finds the roof In their way you In tbe change for me in a bakery oqnaw w ith a bundle of cigars In her There are numbers of girls w ith pow­ there’s $00.000 wrapped In a comic sup­ last Saturday night T* hand, but never a woman. ers of discrimination who might pick plement In tbs upper loft hand cor­ "Yep,” says ths solitaire In his free O n e morning at breakfast he opened up curios and antique« at a reasonable ner of tbs safe. Be bold. Everywhere sad assy style. a note from (he lody who had Intro- price, though, of course, even In the be bold, but be not bowled over. "H o w did the deal tarn out?” I dunod him to M rs. Cheever apologizing, depths of the country the supply has Night." asked. fo r her part la a plot that had been been steadily declining for years. I found myself between tw o twenty “She blew E l 7061431 for milk sad «-onrertod by the ladles of the dinner Not alone that, but cottage owners dollar gold certificates. One of ’em round steak," says the one spot “Bhe party In which be bad expressed his of old chins and oak have become aays to me: kept me till ths rent man came. I t v ls w s e f Woman’s testimony with re­ mors wary, and articles of what Mrs. “W ell, old shorthorn, you’re In lock was a bum room with a sick kid In i t gard to women One of the party said Mslsprop termed “bigotry and virtue" ton igh t You’ll see something of Ilfs. Rut you ought to have soon him go she knew a woman of twenty-three are not to be bought up for a mere Old Jack’s going to make ths Tender­ for the bread and tincture of formalde­ whs had divorced three husbands and song loin look like a Ham burg stank.” hyde. H a lf starved. I gueos. Than had eaa o r tw o le ft who would be a Still there is a good field for tbs “ Explain,” says L " I ’m usad to she prayed soma. Don’t get stuck up. good subject fo r Hammond to test the woman collector. In furnishing and Joints, bat I don’t care for filet mlgnea tenner. W e one spots hear tan prayers value of hla Judgment <»f woman upon decorative work feminine Ideas are w ith the kind of sauce you serve.” where you bear one. She said some­ T hs ladles wars all aghast at the seri- hardly to be surpassed, and many S “Kxcnaa sea,” sa id th e tw en ty . "Old thing about *wbo giveth to the poor.’ eus results of their rooaplrscg. beaatlfal” owes its b s a n t j I s J a ck Is th e proprietor o f th is gam- Oh. lot’s cut out the a la a talk, l a N V G K N 1 A A. M A U T . p a n Here •e rta ie ly Used « f th W e ih o u l d l ik e to h a v e y o u t a k e TO BE BUILT ON TURNTABLE St. L o u i s ........ ............ 67.50 St. P a u l............ ........... 63.15 A Proof. “Tbe new mold looks Intelligent,** H e sold, “yet she m ay prove a dunae— W e’ve always thia to fear.” The answer came quite promptly, “Oh. ■he Is In te llig e n t" “T h a t sot- How have you loomed ao soon to know?*' “ Because she told me right nt onoe T h at she was atupld, dear.** —Pittsburg Post U N D E R T A K IN G My M otto I s L iv e a n d L e t L iv e . Call and E x a m in e M y S to c k o f F U R N IT U R E and H ID E L I N E H before b u y in g tm ent "H tfP T a t P U g a ÌM g W y j/lH r.'T > saerw MIR. g? J KBoiwrese. tk S w . ii i. 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Bertha Wnanseh, Defendant j S 9 .6 6 > Trains to The East Dally Attorney for Plaintiff 11.06 arve U M M O N S —Io the C ircuit Court ol 10 36 Oregon for HLermcr county. 10.26 Franoes Beylond, Plaintiff, 10.16 am- 10.00 u>ua E Beylond, Defendant. 9.36 9.20 9.10 8 66 8 86 8 10 7.66 7 46 7.16 a m O regon S hoi ^ U ne «m> U nion P acific H smbca F'>tm, Ç U M M O N N ------ ln U m L i m i t Court Ol J ol O trgoo , lor Hlx-rinan county : Ì . .. Co. gUM M ONR O. W . A X T E L L DOeTOJTC JV/STAMBS of targe patient gate no battei wrong treatment, bu Attorney for Plaintiff be m a d e b y th e Doit forgot tbe Dites. Q u ick H ales and H m all P ro fits. .0 tlons." 6.4 -H a r p e r's W eekly. 7 0 9 N '* O r iv o n -h s 1$. 14 1 “What*« tbe matter?” 18 1 19.2 "Tha furnace has been choked." 19 9 “Gracloaa! Has father done any­ 1.66 28 9 thing ao desperate aa that?”—8 1 Paul 2 10 2.28 27.0 Pioneer Preog. 2.40 30 4 88 6 8.10 Mery's W ink. 46 8 8 86 Mery hod e Utile wink 4.00 62 6 W ithin her eye so blue. 4 20 67.8 Aad eve« y wl i ei e th at M ary went 6.00 arv 70 0 You bet the wink went too. I I A N D $ 9 .7 5 . Are «old often to be buried Sts feet andar ground. B a t many times woman call on their family physicians, suffering, aa they Imagine, one from d yspenols, another from heart discern, another from liver or kid­ ney disease, soother from nervous proa tratloa, another with pete here sad there, end la this wav they present alike to iti.-maelve« end their eeay <‘>i>»w or over- huiy doctor, separate diseases, for whi< h assuming them to be anch. prescribes plUs end potions. Ia reality, they ore only rym piarne caaredb C zaod R tmahm , t b ia s e a s o n a s f o llo w s w ill FURNITURE C ”T. J. P o tte r” N«, LO W RATES EAST N. C h ic a g o ............ ........... $ 7 a-5o Nothing There. The girl had got the young puree and waa about to look Into IL "Don’t open IL " he said warntogly. down the river from Portland. "W hy not?” aha asked, " le Mingle with tbe gay care-free throng anything to here I should not see?” whilst sweet natuie rebuilds worn tiaa T h ere might be.” and renews Ufa, energy, and vitality. That* a Just why I w ant to open I t " "Yea, but you m u s tn 't” Tbe round trip season rate " I w ill.” And she began to open It F r o m M oro ia •lowly. "You ought to be afraid to do t h a t ” be aald reprovingly. Bhe tossed her head. " I am afraid of “ Oatlnsa in Oregon” oontains tbe story tothtog!" she exclaimed defiantly. of “ North Beaoh,” including hotels, rates, “I kuow It.” be sighed, “and when etc. Ask F. Oaaxiaaa, Local Agent, Moro. rou see It Inside that purse you’ll be «cared to dealb.” -Ix>nd ui Tit-Bite. OB W R ITE —-Chicago W K D ull, Pla UOtiff? A hoe * T .. h . Defendant the doctors are still probing for It.— 7tJy24e4-8O2] Judge. _________________ Taking Tba Steamer M a k in g It Clear. When she caret «Oily fall la the eoneomme. Bald bar husband, not heeding bar ax- planattonA “The ingredients I ’d use for ■tews Are none but extremal . To Aliee A D u ll, tba above named de/eud ant. In the name of the State of Ortgqp: You are hereby required te appear ia ths above entitled oourt, aad answer the com­ plaint filed against yoa in the above entitled ■alt, un or before ibe last day of tbe lima preeoribed in tbe order of publication, to- wit, on or before the 4th day of Heptemr 18U8, and if I you fa ll to ao appear ana ana plaintiff w ill apply to the eourt for the re­ lief demanded in the oomplalnt filed hereto against yooj to-wit, for a decree dissolving the bonds of matrimony now existing be Iwcen tbe plaintiff and yourself, on the grounds of desertion ...................................... and for saoh other and further relief aa te tbe oourt may aeem equitable and Juat.. This summons ia served upon you by pub­ lication thereof for a period of six weeks in Tbe Hbermau Ooun’y Observer, a weekl; N ew s Item . newspaper of general circulation published .T h e mustard In the hamlet of Bptlcl in Sherman, county, Oregon, In parauanoe to aa order of the Ron. Wm Uenrioba, te Indeed strong. A man made a plas­ County Judge for Mherman oounty, dui ter of IL put It on hla back, and that made on the 20th day of July, 1908, am night it drew hla diamond stud Into bis tha date of tbe first publication thereof la body. Up to tba time of going to press the X4th day of July, 1908. 0 Nip and Tuok. “When Brown came to th l* city ten years ago bo didn’t have a cent.” “Well, well! How did he make ont?” "Oh, he’s etlll bolding hte own.”— Harper's W eekly, |Q U R M O N H - ln tbe Circuit Ceert ol the Mate of Oregon, for IRicrinu» ro uaty, M e an t F a r B neeuragam ant. A s a patroness of struggling end dis­ couraged artiste aud musicians Mrs. Follen waa not markedly succaaaful, although she bad plenty of money and a warm heart and waa Interested to art and artiste. " I ’ve brought some of my sketches to show you," aald one poor young man whom aha had asked to call upon her, "hut I do not foal aattefled w ith them. They are not as good la some way» aa the w ork I did a year ago "Nonoenaa!’’ cried Mrs. Follen, w ith loud cheerfulness, petting him on the shoulder. "You paint Juat aa w ell as you did last year—as well as you ever have. Your taste’s Improving—that’s all!"—Youth’s Companion. Or. W m . flcM U R R A Y CMy T k k M A gow t. ... (lo ie - P o m A ¿