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.optca on ly lead« to violent and abu«lve
language in the end.
Copy for ad«, change«, etc., m u it be iu
tra office before 2 o’clock p. m. Wednea
the
lay to Inaure proper care and attention.
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nearly 21 year«, and It ha« w m e aubacrl
ber* Who have received It regularly for
more than h a lf a «core of year«. . Many
o f theae object to having the Old Reliable
diacontlnued at the tim e ol expiration ol
th eir aubacrlptlon», and lor their benefit, a*
for other reason«, we discontinue subscrip
tion« only when notified to do so, except
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count Is opened, when It Is noted upon
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send T h e Observer to any responsible per
son wh«r orders It, though,they m ay not
send the money with the order, with the
understanding that they are to pay 125«
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leading W eeklies and Magazines published
In the United States, to any prepaid reader
of T h e Old Reliable Observer. Come with
the m oney— as that is indisprnsibie.
Wireless telegraphy lias reached
stage where it luuat l>e reckoned
w|th for general purposes.
r
Some fool papers talk as if send
ing onr ships to the Pacific is a
breach of |>ropriety, and will in
vite attack. If thin were true, Un
d e Sam would lie justified iu calling
for a diagram at the very earliest
moment
The Observor ia in receipt of a
pamphlet issued by directors of the
Standard Oil Company, deprecating
the course pursued by officials of
the United States against that cor
poration. It is perhaits a fair state
meot of their side of tlie coutrover
sy, but the surprising wonder is
that their attorneys cannot make
the jury and the court see it. '
Friendly litigatiou to lest the le
gality of Oregon “ laws,” so called;
will not be quite so common, per
haps, when the Pacific Slates Tele
graph and Telephone Company get
through with its contention that all
Oregon legislation for the past five
yssr* to void, iu «MusuequsMsue o i th e
meddlesome work of the nrinals,
in their imitative and referendum,
and other mischief breeding acts.
The Observer is not stuck on any of
the many soul less corporations ex
tant, bat as between one of these
and the bnggarers of tho Oregon
constitution and Oregon laws, we
line np with the competent attorney
who p ro p o s e s relief, and in Ibis af
fair it is he who confirms our belief
and having examined into the merit
oi the question, recognizing the im
portance of it, prouounce it oue of
the most essential proceedings ever
yet began in Oregon ms regards its
possible effect on populur legists
tion. The company alleges that the
entire initiative and. refer« nduui
system, as enacted by the people
and the legislature of Oregon, is
nothing more nor less than an ex
pensive farce; that it is void, null
and worthless; because it violates
the constitution of the Uuited
States and of Oregon, in something
like fifty different ways.
A HURT FOR AN EARTHQUAKE.
Monday September 2d, at 11.27.
41a. m., a distinct earthquake of
long duration and probably very
severe, was recorded on the seismo
graph at the weather burean in
Washington city, and lasted an
hour snd thirty minutes. On that
same day at 4.14 p. in.. Prof. Milne
the seismologist of ihe Isleof Wight
oliservatory, telegraphed to London
the motion of a great earthquake
which did not reach its maximum
until 5.10 p. ui. Tho amplitude of
tlie motion was the greatest record
ed at that oliservatory since the
Mexican earthquake. At the time
Prof. Milne telegraphed the earth
quake was already greater than
three hours, and the shock was
still continuing. The distance o f
origin of the quake was supposed
to he about 7,000 milpa frotá Eng
land, iu one of two great seismic
regions, North Chile to the west
and the Bundada Islands in the Ma
lay archipelago, and the Philippine
islands to the east. It was stated
that if the earthquake occurred on
land great damage must have been
done.
A Washington dispatch of the 7th
stated that the earthquake of the 2d
uot having yet been located govern
ment officials of both the United
States aüd Canada were searching
for it. Local scientists were of the
belief that the cause was to be found
in a spot about 6,300 miles irom the
Uuited States. London observers
were placing the point about 7,000
miles from London, and official
brains Were bothering themselves
in the attempt to find the intersec
tion of those lines.
September 11th a message from
far off Alaska located the disturb
ance in Ihe viciuity of the volcanic
island Perry, which spraug up from
the sea a short time after the Ban
Francisco earthquake. The first
word of the eruption was brought
to Seattle from Dutch harbor by the
steamship Victoria.
When the
hail of ashes descended upon Dutch
harbor shortly after 4 o’clock Sept.
1, a slight quivering of the earth
wits followed by heavy detonations,
followed by heavy black clonds far
to the southwaid. Gradually the
black pall crept over the surround
ing mountains, then people were
mystified, then terrorized to discov
er tiny particles of sand falling
about the houses and in the streets.
By 5 o’clock the village was io
d-.trkuese. Caught right Uuder the
brow of Mount Makusbin, the U. 8.
revenue cutter Bush, Capt. Aiua-
w o rU r , w as h u t to d a b o v e t h e <fook*
Moro Public Schools started no
der very favorable condttioua, last
Monday morning, hat was abruptly
dismiMeed temporarily, Thursday
morning, on mere technical school
law interpretations.
Prof. H. O.
Anderson, who was engaged to
teach the high school course and
supervise the schools, has been
teaching the past two years under a
Normal School Diploma from A sh
land Normal. This, in the past, has
been held to be good enough by
State Superintendent J. H. Acker
man himself, but when Mr. Ander
son filed bis papers with County
Superintendent Bryant, Mr. Aoker-
man promptly reversed his former
ruliog. Miss Mae Anderson, Prof.
A.’s sister, was engaged at the same
time to teach a subordinate grade.
She has not held a state paper, hut
has several county papers. ? The
school laws compel a teacher to
pass 18 s u b je c ts before they will be
granted a state certificate, but gives
an applicant the option of only
taking an examination in six sub
jects a year for three years. Miss
Auderaou bus taken 12, and passed
creditably. In the valley, where
she has b e e n teaching, tl e different
county superintendents have issued
her permits until the direct exam i
nation, on the strength of her state
and oounty standing. County Su
perintendent Bryant did not think
he was by law allowed to do so in
this oounty, and as examinations
oan only be held -at certain times,
Miss Anderson bad to resign. U n
der the circumstances Prof. Ander
son considered the best oourse lor
both to resign, r i n bis case there is
little doubt but that his papers
would have permitted him to teach
the Moro school if he had stood on
his rights. Tne main question for
the tax-payer to consider in this
matter is: What good are the Norm
al schools of Oregon to the people
who pay the bills for their mainte
nance, when a diploma from one of
the best State Normals is turned
down unceremoniously,after having
once been accepted f
A Little Farm, Well Tilled.
J W Leonard’s Kent farm irn ot
confined to 40 scies, but that is the
sum total of his personal efforts at
farming this year, snd & b he keeps
accurate account of his revenue and
expense, as every farmer should do,
he knows to a cent what it cost to
realize 1401.03 net, from that little
40 acre tract. He hired all the work
done, except the harrowing, which
he did himself and paid himself *25
cents per aero for it. Here are the
figures:
Plowing a seeding 40 acres. $100.00
Harrowing............................. 10.00
H eading................................. 40.00
Sacks r .................................... 33.93
T hrashing*........................... 46.96
Total e x p e n se ....................1230.89
Received, for 331 ska wheat. 1511.92
12 tons of hay at $ 1 0 .... 120.00
Total receipts................ . .$631.92
Deduct expenses................... 230.84
Net in crea se................... .$401.03
Harness - Harvest Dry Goods
Department
Supplies
[ .D o u b le p e g g e d e n d le s s b e lts
We are going to show the largest
and best assorted stock of Dress
Goods and Fancy Dry Goods that has
ever been shown in the county.
for c o m b in e d h a rv e s te rs 1 2 .5 0
C a s to r m a c h in e
oil, lig h t
or
h e a v y , p e r c a se 3 .2 5
TENTH AND MORRISON STREETS. PORTLAND, OREGON
A . R. A R M S T R O N G , L L
RRINCIW AL
I'Mucstes for succese in a short tim e and at arnall expense, and sends each stu
dent to a position as soon sa com petent. Q u a lity 11 our m otto, and repu tation for
thorough w o rk brings us over 1U0 calls per m onth for office h e lp . In d iv id u a l in .
«traction insures rapid progress.
W e teach the loose le a f, th e card in d e x , the
voucher and otheT m odern methods o f bookkeeping. C h a rtie r is ou r s h o rth a n d ;
easy, ra p id , leg ib le . B eautiful catalogue, business form a and penm anship A w e -
w rite today. References: any m erchant, an y bank, any newspaper iu P ortland.
W e are leaders in Q u a litie s
and In L o w Price.
B la c k oil p e r c a s e 2 .3 0
We are now daily receiving our
P en p o u n d p a il h a r d oil 1 .7 5 new stock of outing flannels, cotton
blankets, flannelettes, shirting, prints,
C h in a a n d d is h w are, ten dif and ginghams.
*
fe re n t p a tte r n s , a n y k in d ; s a m
Splendid assortment of comfort
outing flannel, 16 yards for $1.00
p le s o n d is p la y .
C o m e to u s fo r prices.
i
15 pieces white and cream outing
10 cents per yard.
fo x
M c C o y - A t w o o d C o ., W a s c o
Implements
an d
EXtras
of all kinds.
D e a le r in W a g o n s , P lo w s , D r ills ,
B u g g ie s , O ils o f a ll s o r t s .
A g e n c y fo r B e s t H a rv e s te r a n d
H o d g e H e a d e r E x tra s .
S c h a n d o n e y P a t e n t D r a f t H it c h
E q u a liz e r f o r a n y c o m b in e .
WaSGO Implement House, Chu. Galliber,
Proprietor.
—
H aven’t “ We Told Yoa S o t”
V. 1. Girin Ci.
O ffice S upplies.
Oregon Daily Journal.
S u b s ud t e i l D a t e
Predictions are plenti/nl of a ooal
famine worse than that of last win
M o ro a n d ' G ra s o V a lle y .
ter. A coal famine would be a bless
ing if it oould be arranged so that
Receive* Deposits, Sail exohange,
the people responsible for it would and do a General Banking business
be the ones to suffer from it.-
THE
L E A D IN G
« U S IN E 8 8
CO LLECE
KI.KH BUILDING, PORTLAND, ORKQpN,
CONSTANTLY
1902 and 1908....... 286 p u p il*
1908 and 1004....... 887 p u p il*
1904 and 1006 ..... 488 pupils
H. W RKHNKK. Pre«.
G H O w I n O
1906 and 1906 . . . 681 pupil*
1606 and
1907
842 pupil*
E s tim a te d
M.
1007 an d 1906 ..„.1000 p u p ils
BEND FOR CATALOGUE
1.
WALKKK, Pria
N. P. Hansen, Manager at Moro
Some Demoerstie Blarney.
J o u rn a l.
T he D alles I ron W orks
A
Wan
II« fra*tog; 4 mns 1M
Statement No. 1 “is not obligato ajrr.ol
« a t s u M s e l to dtote.
«• UM
ry, of course,” says the Evening
Journal, “but the people can make
it so by voting only for legislative
candidates who subscribe to it. If
Strayed from the pasture of C D
it is to mean anything, it must be
made practically obligatory in this O'Leary, east of Rutledge, One
brown gelding,
- 8 yea
y«ai n old, branded
way.”
U un one shoulder. Also, one bay
8 year old, branded ~ quarter-circle
Deadlock will be Broken.
box brandton left stifle. Both ani
mals heavy square build.
It
Portland Dally Journal
Were last ssen at Rutledge. Suit
Mr Harriman won't build into able reward will be paid for any in
Central Oregon until it oontains formation that will lead to the re
covery of said animals. Address
enough people to suit him, snd a
C. D. O’L xaby , or___
great number of people, won’t settle
W. F. W xigamd ,
Grass Valley, Or
in that region until it is supplied 272]
with railroads. But we think this
dead lock will be broken ere vary
long.
A bright bay mare, weight about
Arctic Explorations.
800 lbe, star in forehead, branded
on the left shoulder with a design
Wellman is a lucky fellow, says similar to the keystone of an areb.
the Evening Journal, the storms A reward will be paid for informa
tion that will leadrto her recovery
drove him back before he got so far or return to Rohr Villa. Whan last
that he couldn’t get back. Peary seen had a halter head-etall on and
couldn’t raise the wind; says the was feeding on the brakes of Des
Evening Telegram, and Wellman Chutes river. For particulars ad
dress
M .T. N olan ,
had too much.
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"
The Dalles, Or.
C a p ita l
lu t lirs K -R e w ri
J . B . K irk, P r o p r ie to r .
W e carry a su rp risin gly la r g e
and com p lete stock : of office
supplies.
Special attention given to farm machine repairing
Quick and reliable work guaranteed.
Prices always reasonable; phone at shop-and bouse
ALAM O
In k s fo r Copying,
A g e n t fo r th o
T y p e w r itin g , and
i Write for terms ahd prices.
A guaranteed engine, uses any kind of vapor fuel
B o ok-keeping.
G asoline
E n g in e
L e tte r and B ill Files,
and F ilin g Cases.
Look here for the next
th in g you are needing.
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J ^ a in tí n ^ ,
1
angina
with sand and ashes. The crew of
the Bush were allowed to fish for
cor and fresh food. Although but
Satisfaction Guaranteed
a brief time before broad day light
Moro, Oregon.
reigned over the sea, it was neces
Both in Workmanahip and Price
sary to turn oo the electric lights
Office >«t Furniture Store.
aboard the vessel in order to see
J a m e s ö teW a rt.
projkOrly. A suffocating odor of
sulphur fumes indicated that the
Stock Inspector
vessel was uot far from the source
Sherman County,
of the volouno, and it was this fact
««««■r«vV«rWva»«*««.'*9*■»«■««»■«■■■■«■■■«■« w f . r v i w v v*««■ «.««* '
Oregon.
which led many aboard to believe
that the disturbance came from M t *It should be mentioned that the
A d d re ss: M O R O , O R E Û O N .
thrashers wer'e in the field from
Makushin. This theory was borne
Friday till Tuesday, with 12 head
out by officers of the cutter Perry,
of horses, no estimate however
which arrived in Dutch harbor one
was entered in the expense.
P o r c e la in B a th T u b a .
H e a lt h In th e C a n a l Z o n a .
day after the Bush. Officers on
G RASS VALLEY, O RE.
Th e high w*gea paid m ake it a m igh ty
the Perry stated that sinoke could
The Observer has declared itself
ho seen issuiug from Maku9hin favorable to the little farm, well tem p tation to o a r young ertiaana to jo in
In conMqpence of ill health I
when the Perry was approacliiug tilled, against the all creation man th e force« o f «killed w orkm en needed to
oonatrnct th e P anam a canal. M a n y are am obliged to offer for sale or trade
& Agent for tbe Best Steam Laundry
the entrance to Dutch harbor. Mt. and hoise killing system at present restrained, however, by th e fear of fever my lumber and wood business in
Shop in Brick Building next Observer Office
Akutan, on the north side of U ni a curse to this county. Mr Leonard end m a la ria . I t ia the k n o y in g om
Kent Will trade for stock or a
mak pass, whs also iu eruption, could just as well have made his thoee having used E le c tric B itt e n , who farm. For particular* address
E D G A R L E W I S , P r o p r ie to r .
J. H. B ottbmillbr ,
Flames and sinoke could he seen test on 80 or 160 acres wilh oorres- go th ere y ith o u t this fear, w ell know ing
PRICES R E A S O N A B L E
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Kent, Or
issuing from that peak as (he vessel ponding results. The big farm has they are safe from m alarioaa infloen
MORO
- OREGON.
w ith E le c tric Bitters on band. Cane
Conducted on Best Principles
was nearing Unalaska. Tuesday, nothing in it but constant worry,
blood poison too, billiousneee, weektM
September 3d. As the Bush ranged and the dependence upon irrespon end ell stom ach, liv er and kid n e y tro a b -
C a a a m a r c U a l T r a d « M o llc lle t f
within sight of Akutan huge clouds
si hie help will never build up con lee. G u aranteed by M oro P harm acy. M e
A newspa|>er headlines war with of steam mid smoke rose iu the air. tented homes. If every farm in the
Are guaranteed. Yon oan have
J M Dunahoo sold his residente
British Columbia as the base of ‘in
county bad its berry patch, family to Mrs Brock, and the furniture to them by writing, or oalling at my
residente at Demote springs, Sher
The Wind R iver Blnffer Bluffed.
telligence,* set the world agog last
orchard, snd garden, there would lie Mrs Maus.
... A N D ...
man oounty, Oregon.
week and stirred up hopes in the
much more happinees. Churches
G ra s s V a lie v , O re g o n
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A
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.
H
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m
a
,
Agent
Morning Oregonian.
breasts of the jingoes that Japan
and schools would be more appar
The Washington Supreme court ent, and society benefitted. Try it.
would twist John Bull’s nose; all
M y M o tto I«
« « ■ ■ fn riB r e
n w d B 4 e e < * las N t a e l t
because of noting assaults upon an has rendered a decision that the Cut out this serfdom, invite neigh
Mere
B
aptist
Chureh
Quick
Helm and
undesirable Oriental Immigration. Portland
F « n tl* e (North Bank)
bors by selling off a farm or two to
Hniall Profits.
A ll is quiet, however, at present Railroad company can coud> tun • •
H a r n e s s
S a d d l e s
H a l t e r s
Any person or persona having
Miun, md cultivate the balance
Regular prayer meeting Wednes*
L ive and I^et Live.
writing. Japan will take no notice right of way across 36 seres on the
horses,
cattle,
houses,
lots
or
house
with some profit to yourself.
day afternoon, at 3 o'clock. Every
of the insult to Baron Jiknjiro Ishii west hank of Wind river, near its
Call and Exam ine
hold gootia for sale, exohange, or
Under some such system as that body Invited.
My Stock of
parties desiring to buy auoh prop
who happened to l>e in the fracas. confluence w ith the Columbia, which
Repairing Solicited.
A ll Work Guaranteed.
the population snd wealth of this
erty, will find T hb Oaaxavxa a
FU R N IT U R E
Canada will apologize, and the land is part of the boom claim of
M
o
r
e
P
r
e
s
b
y
t
e
r
ia
n
C
hereh.
county would increase, year by year
and
good
medium
for
advertising
and
damages for brokeu glass, fires, etc., the Skamania Boom {Wind River
H ID E L IN E S
eecuring a ouatomer. Try
at an astonishing ratio, double up
will be paid for by (he heathen in- Lumber) Company. “ The latter
Services in Moro Presbyterian
before b u y in g
T hb O bmrvxr , Moro, Or
in
12
months
is
our
prediction.
dnlging in that sort of pastime. contend that it hgd the land for a
church next Sunday, Morning and
Baron Ishii, as director of the com pul lie use; using it when there are Now we have s paltry $3,361,010 evening.
I
mercial bureau of the Japanese for fre*he‘s i , tl.«. Loiumbia to store its vulustion on everything in the
M ORO, O REG O N.
Mid-week
prayer
meeting
Wedn
M oro - Oregon.
sign office, came to this conntiy to logs, that the railroad right of way county. You may ask what the odd esday evening at 8.00.
investigate and report on the recent would badly cut up the tract, and Ten Dollars was for? furniture, per
Bend your watches, jewelry, etc.,
LIVERY, FEED AND SALE S T A B L E S .
You will he welcome at any or
haps, ns tffe munifioent sum of
anti Japanese demonstrations in
needing repairs, to me, and I will
♦ ' *
**
all
of
theee
services.
that the railroad could build anoth $39,360 has l>oen set apart to furn
larantee perfect satisfaction. Wm
Ban Frauciwx*. While this whs giv
J.
M.
DUNAHOO,
Proprietor and Manager.
er route, ihe court finds that the ish our homes with. Here are all
“1 was glad when they «aid unto
adolf is my agent in Moro, at
en ont as the special object of his
boon* (lumber) company has ured the figures, furnished from the ns- me, “l4it us go up to the Hones of whose place of business anv article
Telephon« from The D all*« or *nv Bhermsn ounnty point* «t onr expen«*,
visit, it is generally undeistnod that
A. J. A dams , Pastor. may he left to be forwarded, and
the property hut for a short tim«-, sessinent roll by Asacetor Otto the Lord.”
ttorvioe
farntahed Io or from Moro Io *n y point*.
his mission whs to make « ilmio’
who will return the same to you in
OUR MOTTO T iesto the public.”
study of ihe whole Japanese ques twice in 8 years.and that It* ‘’other Poets:
I ¡ood shape.
O. M. H kaoock ,
U l!*hle sores...........; 104,100—$1,088 SHB
tion in this country, and to uscer route” lor the railroad would throw N«>
i 141]
LaGrande, Or
K->
I.nui.ilnbl«'
sort-«
.
IS8.7WU
»«,«70
EVERYTHING NEW AND ÜP-TO-DATE,
IM.4H*
tain the cm use and extent of what the backs out over tfiu river, wltero lniprovsiusut« « mi lU-ed.ü Isixls.
Town and oily tvta . . . . . . . .........
44JU0
there
would
lie
danger,
and
finally
ever prejudice may exist Hgainmt the
SPECIAL RATES TO COMMERCIAL TRAVELERS
lm pioTum .uis <>ti s a m e ..................
1(8.648
r<>v«*ui«nta «M» (snd uot dcotied
3H.d8U
Japanese. He spent a»>ui« time iu that in v cw of the showing made, itto
7« 4N (uiiss rs'lrosd bnJ . . . . . .
Sdn.OAA
M o ro . O ro ffo n .
Praetlcil Watchmaker
77,SH0
Ban Fiaucisco, Portland nnd Seattle one corp ration may condemn the Kodmtt «took.................................
K .S ln ill« « U l snd phons I iiim .
7.170
and after traveling Ih i o u g l i the pro|«rty of Another public service Maoufaetartaa ma«htn«rv ........
13,AKA
«nd Jcwcltr.
Msvrtisndtas snd atoek (a trad«
71AUA
country, went to British Cuturohix, corporation.
M inis *, no«** sud «atuanta..,
MOSA
H oaarbod gouda ......................
86.070
where be got busy suddenly. Inei-
Harleigh Glass, Proprietor.
Not Areord I k « io Hoyle.
#848 h.-sd of botas* .................
148,ARO
Express and Freight
dent to eonditihns arising from the
3 MA
“ «stile .................
38,870
1M »I
- abssp ..................
34.V»
P o rtla n d E v e n in g T e le g ra m .
inflow of Japs, Ilind«MJs and < l.i
Every kind of rig to order, Delivered to any Part of the City
1,4'*
" boga.......................
3.840
nene into the Pacific Noithw««t,hud -, It is said that Secretary Taft will
1
* d u « .......................
SA
all orders prompt and saUe-
Particular
Attention
Given
to
Piano and Furniture Moving.
Total val*« . . ................
g.tMH.010
faotory at reasonable prie«.
was handled so roughly that the meet thrpe Kings during his trip
Farmers
teame
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well
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California Jaf»auesc res' mu nt nt riot abroad.
Three hinge and T a f t i Frank Bayers’ bouse is as good
Optical Work
Trunks and Grips Delivered
they are led at bona, if not better.
Ito him aTB mere incident. ought to make a dull hand.
aa new now. A good example set
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n u t DALLES, . . OREGON
To and From all Trains.
lost, Stnjei or Stilen.
Lumber Tini fir Sale.
Observer ^ B o o k ^ Store
F. R. A X T E L L , MORO, OR
Vinton Hotel
New Entirely.
M oros B arber S hop
tverylliiiig First Class and Up to date.
Convientto Business
latkiw ’ finis
F U R N IT U R E
U N D E R T A K IN G
9P&« Xftweal Oktiake«.
Io Bi], Sell er Eicbuge
Vitebes Repairiog, etc.
F. BI. Clarke
h a lliM it tm ij Ci.
lisci, Oragli.
O. W . A X T E L L
0 . | . n $ 8 $ in g e r
C ity
D r a y Always Remember the Full Name
I .axative
f t romo Quinine
Cures a Cold in One Day, Crip in Tw o.