Sherman County observer. (Moro, Sherman County, Or.) 1897-1931, February 01, 1907, Image 1

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Moro Lodge, No. 113,
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M oro, O regon.
Meet« every Saturday
veo Ing at 7:30 o’clock.
VtslUog mom b en a n
cordially Invited. Mem*
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present.
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R. M. Brash, Hecretary.
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R epresentatives at K en t, Grass V alley, Moro/
Wasco, Rufus, Biggs, D esC huutes,
C ollections carefully made.
Fire and Grain Insurance
Drafts issued on any point in Europe.
H otel M oro
Nearest H otel to Bueineee Center, Banka an<J Depot.
Sunday D inner 35 cents.
Opposite Post Office
M oro, O regon .
M oros B arber S hop
P o r c e la in B a th T u b a .
Everything first Class aid Up to date.
A gen t for the B est Steam Laundry
Shop in Moro H otel B u ild in g
EDGAR
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Meet regularly every
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iinenitjeri are cordially
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meet with us.
’Home uiem ben are ex«
present. By order of the
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Mn. Neva Johnson, N. O.
M n. Jessie Henrlchs, Hecretary.
C o u n ty . O reg o n , F r id a y ,
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(Ortelnal.)
Ivan Shouvallef. a small RusSteo
farmer, waa one morning hoeing ta bu
little patch of ground when ha aaw
Sonia Nlchaelovltch come In at the
gate and go to his bonse. Iran k»«>"
very well what' she was going
for. In Russia among certain
it te customary for the girls
courting. A* girl who wishes a *aa
for a himtymd goes to his house and
begs him to marry her. If be doaev’t
want her and turns her out, her rela­
tives will take revenge upon him for
what Is considered an Insult. Ivan was
a bachelor and knew that Sonia was
coming to ask him to marry her. She
saw him working In his field, but pre­
tended that she did not. Her object
was to get Into the house, knowing
that once there she would have every
advantage. Going to the door, she
knocked and, receiving no response,
opened It and went In.
Ivan leaned on his hoe handle and
scratched hla bead. He believed all the
Ills that fall upon men come from wo­
men. He had had an uncle whose wife
was a shrew and had seen his uncle
under the lash of her tongue. Conse­
quently he had not only resolved that
be would never marry, but lived In
dread lest some woman should get him
In spite of his resolve. And now one
bad effected an entrance Into bis cita­
del, and be saw defeat staring him in
the face.
With a sigh he went to the house.
There stood Sonia by the hearth, on
which she had thrown some fresh
wood. She looked up with an embar­
rassed smile, a color overspreading her
face.
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“What do you wish, Sonia?" Ivan
asked. .
“I wish to be your wife, Ivan.’’
“Do you not know that I have re­
solved never to marry T*
“Yes; I have heard that"
"Then why do you come here?"
H a n b v a y 's
P u n ts hm e n t
By JOIN J./>*CONNOR
Copyright, 1900. by May McKeon
It was October when Tim came to
school. The family had been visiting
relatives In the west, and he had re
Jolced lu the prolonged vacation. It
seemed rather bard to have to go back
to school, and It was with laggard feet
that he headed, with the rent of the
^L| Eureka L edge N o . 121
scholar*, toward the little frame build­
A. V. A A M., Moro, Or.
ing where the tender mind of district
No. 1 was ^ruined.
Meets the tin t and third
“The new teacher’s soft,” volunteer­
Thursday evenings of each
month Visiting member*
ed Tommy English. "Thu other day
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cordlaMy Invited to meet
Bill Hendricks brought u beau blower
with us. By order of the W. M.
,
aud shot the teacher In the back, and
J. M. Parry, Secretary.
all • she said was, ’Please don’t ’ I
guess there’s going to be fun."
Tim smiled weakly. It was encour­
B e th le h e m C h ap ter.
NO78O.B.S.
aging to know that he could prnctlco
. Regular communication
his devilipeuts without the risk of a
each 2d and 4th Ihurs-
thrashing. The last teacher had been
day evenings m onthly.
a man, and Tim hud had good reason
'By order W. M.
to rOnkeniber him, for o f the younger
Mrs F.J.Mendl.Secy.
hoys Tim wus the ringleader, Just as
Hendricks was tho loader j>f the older
boys. That Bill had eventually thrash­
ed the tea» her and forced him to re­
sign Just before the end of the spring
term was no greut cousolutlon to Tim.
The trustees had put In a woman
teacher as an experiment, thinking that
perhaps fomlnlno appeal might be
M o ro a n d p r a s s V a lle y .
moro potent than the hickory switch.
Tim rather expected a gaunt old ludy,
Receives Deposits, Sell exchange,
as a certain Miss Flint had t>eeu, aud
when be made his appearance in the
and do a General Banking busineee.
schoolroom aud presented himself bo
fore the teacher he was shocked to
find so young a woman.
Marlon Murtha was only nineteen,
and her fresh coloring and the liquid
brown eyes made ao deep an impres
elon on him that for the flint ten days’
he was one of the model scholars, and
To this question the girl made no Mias Murtha was beginning to congrat
Practical W atchm aker
reply.
and Jew eler.
“There are better men than I want
THE DALLES, - - OREGON you. Some of them have ten times the
land I have, with many cattle besides."
303 Second Street, next door to the
"And there are better girls than I
Pacific Express Company.
want you, girls with much more dowry
Mail orders promptly attended to than mine."
"Then why not both choose for our­
A ll work warranted.
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S. S. Hayes, Manager at Moro.
HARRY HERE
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HENRY KRAUSE
The I> «d(n | Dealer in Rbernao« County
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M ain S t ., M oro , O regon ,
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Elrod’s brick, next door to
8. T. Co’s. Store.
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H a w »ww m bead a largi stock of H ornies a id Biddlea, Collars, Bridles,
Wblpe, Ro>*«, finishes, Curry Combe. Ac., Ac. Any person in need of anything
eave money by giving ma a rail before pan beelng eleew here^^
b i ■'> l i n e w ifi
FBKO KtUMM
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F. J. Meindl
W. H. RBgsdale
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W HEN
you have som ething you
wish to sell, no m atter w hat
it m ay be, you w ant to place your
proposition betore as m any people
as possible. T h a t creates dem and,
an d d em an d n atu rally creates a
h ig h er price.
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A tto rn cy s-a t L a w ,
Oflice in The Ginn Brick
Moro, Oregon.
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J. C O FFIN ,
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON.
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M ARIE M. COFFIN.
Diseases of Women & Children a Specialty
Ofljce In The Gnlfin Building, 1st St.
Muro, Oregon.
W hen
you , wish to purchase
a n y th in g you w ant to reach
as m any people as possible. T h a t
creates com petition, an d com petition
* reduces prices.
J a p rie s S t e w a r t
S tock Inspector
S h erm an C ounty,
O regon.
w hen
you wish to m ake an
exchange you w ant as large
a variety as possible to. consider,
because then y o u ’ll be sure to g et ~
ju st w hat you desire, an d a t a lower
Address: MORO, OREOON.
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M IL IT A R Y
ACADEMY.
for b rîfng oiîSTaf
pupila. Préparée
ad in T he M oro
O bserver will reach m ore
people in S h erm an C o u n ty th an
by any other m edium available.
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make yonr mother a present of my
best cow.”
"She does not wish a cow."
"And a horse tor your father."
"He has already all the stock he can
use.”
"Is there nothing I can give to fenin
Immunity?"
Sonia mused awhile before replying.
Then she looked down Into the fire and
said softly:
"Yea, Ivan; there la one thing. Give
me that, and I will depart."
“What la It?" asked Ivan.
"A kiss."
“Oh, that is easily given 1" And, ad­
vancing toward her, he slipped his
arm around her waist and, raising her
face, pat his lips to hers. He had In­
tended to give her scant measure, but
somehow when his Ups had got Into
position he lost power to take them
away. The consequence was that the
clock on the mantel ticked many sec
onds before the kiss was finish»-!
Then Sonia said;
"Now I will go, Ivan."
Ivan followed ber to the door and os
she was about to depart said:
"A kiss Is a little thing to pay you
for giving me up, a very little thing.
If yoa wish I will give you another."
“No, Ivan; you have paid In full 1
will not take another.”
She stood with her hand resting on
the doorknob. Ivan very near her.
"If you will give me back the one I
have given" he aald, “I will send the
cow to your mother In exchange."
“That’s a fair bargain,” sh" replied
Again Ivan slipped his arm about
her waist, raised her face and took a
long kina.
She opened the door and was going
out when he called her back.
“Come to the hearth," be said, “and
warm yourself before going out into
the cold."
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Again she stood by the fire, and Ivan
aald:
"For another kiss I will send a Hone
to your father."
figure, too.
y\ “WANT”
’"I have chosen "
Ivan atoood a picture of irresolution.
He waa like one drawn Into a vortex
without power to resist. On the one
hand was the girl, the firelight tlngeli g
her face, a pair of neat ankles protrud­
ing below her short skirt. On the other
hand was hla shrewish aunt, whom be
could never banish from hla remem­
brance.”
"8oppoee,” he said presently, "that I
"I think perhaps father might use
another horse."
This time the kiss was longer than
any of the others. Whan It was fin­
ished Sonia asked:
“Why did you bring ms back to the
kearth? I was not cold."
“My horse Is very valuable. I wlgfc-
sd to be within hearing of the clock to
count Its beats and be sure I w»« get­
ting good measure."
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Would you like your horse and cew
back?"
“How could I get them?"
She looked down Into the flame.
“Oh, yes; I will buy each back for a
kiss."
"I do not mean that."
"What do you mean?"
"You may have them back If yoo
will marry ma.” ”
Ivan repurchased hla horse aud his
J. W. HILL M. a
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"1 d id n ’t m ake her cry,"
OKNTLY SH E E X P L A IN E D THAT HUB HAD
BEEN H IK E D TO TKACH T U B SC H O O L
ulute herself that the boy against
whom every body hud warned her was
not so bad after all.
In vain his fellows looked for some
outbreuk, aud flually Tommy English
twitted him on his susceptibility.
"lie wants to murry her when he
grows up," he Jeered. "He’ll be bring­
ing her apples au’ candy next. Tho
ain’t afraid; he’s Just soft, that’s all.”
The gibe struck home, for Tim had
a big apple In his desk that he wus
thinking of giving MI hs Murthu If he
did not feel tempted to eut It himself
during the noon hour.
"I ain’t a-skeered of her," he said
contemptuously. "I was Just waitin’
till I could think somethin’ up."
"Yah," Jaered Tommy. "I didn’t suy
yon was a-sfceerod. I said you was
stuck on the teacher."
Tho Iron entered Tim’s soul, and,
with a dark “You wait and seo,” he
raced off to the well.
He came stamping In when the bell
rang and went to his desk with a swag­
ger that was quite like bis old time
bearing. The desk next him was emp­
ty, and with Infinite care hk twisted
two bits of slate pencil* Into a rubl»er
band and dropped them Into the other
dosk. The unwinding band rattled the
pencils around In the empty box with
a crash that stopped the Fourth Reader
class and directed the eyes of tho
whole school on him. Tim tried to look
unconcerned, but ho could not refrain
from casting a glance of triumph st
Tommy English, and therein lay his
undoing, for the teacher’s eyes were
quick and her Intuition keen.
"Tim,” she said sharply. "You will
stay In after school tonight.”
ain’t done nothin’,’’ he declared
stoutly.
"I did not say tHnt you had,” she said
quietly. "I said that I wished you to
remain after school tide evening.’’
"Aw,” cried Tim, “that ain’t fair!”
Rhe said nothing, but went on quietly
with the class work. Tim lied expected
ber to answer, that he might talk back
again. He could not understand this
quiet Ignoring of the matter and sat
silent and uncertain.
During the noon hour Tommy Eng­
lish sought to persuade him Into defy­
ing the teacher, but when 4 o’clock
came and he made ns though to go out
With the others a firm liartd was laid
upon his shoulder, and Miss Martha's
quiet voice reminded him that he was
to stay In.
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hack to hla desk and sat there swing­
ing his feet Idly. He was determined
that he would uot study and wondered
vaguely If the teacher would try to
thrash him for his disobedience.
Presently the others were gone, and
Miss Murtha went hack to her desk.
Another scholar had been kept In to re­
write the spelllug lesson, and Miss
Murtha waited quietly until the task
waa done. At last they two were alone,
and she called to him. Not uuce had
she noticed him before, aud Tim went
forward wonderlugly.
“Thyy told me that you were a bad
boy," she said, "hut I did uot think
that you would act so toward a wom­
an.”
"What’s tho difference?" he demand­
ed. “You get paid to teach us, don’t
you, Just like a man?”
Gently sho explained that she had
been hired to teach tho school, but that
sho could not remain if she could not
handle the pupils. If he and some of
the other boys persisted lu being dis­
obedient, she would have to give up
the school and they would huvo de­
prived her of a chance to earn a living.
When she had finished, Tira looked up.
"Say,” he said penitently,' "i’ll let
you lick me If you want to. I won’t
fight hack.”
I don’t w an | to Whip you," she said
as sho stooped aud kissed him. “I want
you to bo a good boy; that’s all."
Tommy English was waiting for him
as the subdued Tim went out. "Did
she lick you?” ho demanded eugerly.
"I didn’t hear you holler.”
With a howl Tim sprang nt him and
thrashed him as u relief for bis over­
wrought feelings.
"An’ I’ll do it again If you say any­
thing about Miss Murtha,” be promised
as he released hjs victim, ”un’ I’ll lick
any of you fellers what makes trouble
for her."
It took but a week to mnke that fact
apparent, and those who had taken ad­
vantage of the fact that Miss Murtha
did not bellevo lu physical punishment
learned to behave.
Then came Ren Ilanway upon the
scene, and It soon became apparent
that Marlon.had fallen in lovo. The
proposition was almost too much for
Tim to grasp, but lu a vague Way ho
realized that tho teacher cured a great
deal >for Ren. Ho wus not Jealous,
though bo resentod thd lout walks home
with Miss Murtha, because now Ren
called for her with his buggy, and Tim
was left behind.
But the courso of true love never did
run smooth, and one afternoon Tim
came hack to the schoolroom to find
Miss Murtha, with her head bowed ou
her arms, hsr alight form shaken h>
sobs. Softly he stole out of the room
and made for the village.
Ren would probably he In the office
of the lumber yard, and thither ho bent
bis steps. Uanwny was working at
his desk when the door burst open And
Tim was upon him like a young cata­
mount, pummellng and kicking Indis­
criminately. The attack was so sud­
den that It was several minutes before
nauway. could grasp the youngster.
Tears of rage stood In Tim’s eyes as
he struggled to get free.
- “You let me alone!" he shouted. “I’vo
got to lick you. I .said I wns goln’ to
lick any feller thnv made Miss Murtlia
cry, an’ I licked ’em all except Billy
Hendricks, an’ I threw stones at him.”
laughed
Ilanway. though his face wenf vefy
white. "What makes-yon think so?"
"You used to drive her home," cried
Tim, “an’ now you don’t come any
more, an’ I went Into the schoolroom
thia afternoon, an’ she waa cryin’, with
her head on the desk, an* I knew It
wns yiur fault, an’ I want to lick you."
nanwny’s face glowed with pleasure.
There had been a small quarrel, but so
successfully had she hidden her feel­
ings that he did not think she cared.
“I’ll hitch up and go right over to
tell her I'm sorry,” he said. "Will thaX
do?"
“If she says yes,” agreed Tim. Han-
wny went out.
That evening Tim wns nt tho Presby­
ter,nu social wheu Miss Murtha and
Ilunway camo In. Miss Murtha bent
over and kissed him.
"My little champion,” she whispered.
"You hnve mnde me so happy." z
“Then I won’t lick Ren again.’’ prom­
ised the pleased Tim. "I thought you’d
want me to.”
T h e S ta r a n d H e r P a b lle .
Of course materially the star Is ex­
tremely well off. She can, If she has
any Business Instinct whatever, easily
become a rich weftuan. Sho eurns, we
will say, |60«> a week and n percentage
of the box office receipts. At that rate
aha need not lie miserly to accumulate
a tidy fortune In the course of a few
successful years. A few successful
years! All, there’s the rub! The public
Is dear, kind, sympathetic, Mattering -
and fickle. Its regard Is Immediate and
perhaps ephemeral. It adores you this
year, flocks to see you, bursts Its gloves
applauding you, warms the cockles of
your heart with Its ready smiles. Its
ready sighs, tosses you flowers, sends
you notes, makes you walk upon air
with gladness. And next year It doesn’t
care for your play or there la some one
new, some one bewitching, enthralling.
Your personal popularity hna evapo­
rated. And you aee yourself going the
Inevitable wuy—the way that greater
actresses aud greater favorites thun
you have gone before you, to their neg­
lected, half contemptuously pitied old
age—to the drummed up benefits and
the condescendingly bestowed charity.
—Ethel Barrymore In Harper’s Dasar.
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Additional Local Mention
Woman’s Diplomacy
Wedding
Stationery, , at
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Boye, get you reel vee a sled apieoe
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i ’rovidouce, who uiuuages all things at Axtelle.
wisely and economically, wastes no
Begin the New Year right, by sub­
talents on man for the management of
woman. The wisdom of this course Is scribing for The Obeerver.
that man ueedB no such talent until
Pencils, 10 cents per doxen, rub­
alter marriage, and after marriage he
has a wlfu,to manage other women for ber-insert, Obeerver Book 8tore.
him. Thu ecouomy consists In tho fact
Home news on every page of The
that men shall marry. \
single man
uever appreciates the sensitiveness of Ohgerver, all printed in Moro.
tho opposite sex. Woman hides her
Pencil holders, that hold the pen-
wounds, aud man ofteu stamps through
l}er feelings with seven league boots.
oil ill any pocket, at The Obeerver
Au Ineldeut that occurred to me aft­ Book Store.
er my murrluge taught .me this, and
since then 1 have Invariably left the
Sample copies of this paper may
settlement of tuy differences with oth­ be had at The Observer business
er women to my wife. 1 had passed’
middle life befope murpylug. I had office— So. per copy.
met ladles, ns other bachelors meet
The Oregon spraying law is held
them, socially, but. uiy club wus my
home, and I wns never throwu Into In­ to be good by the courts. Now, let
timate HHsoclatlon with ajiy woman. us spray generally.
But I coa>:il<ied m y self sutlicicutly
After 1 pm. Wednesday, it is very
uilld mannered uud deferential to the
softer sex for all ordinary social pur­ difficult for us to handle copy that
poses. What wounds I had Inflicted I calls for, changes io the form.
did not kuow^ nor wus I conscious of
having lufilcted any.
Formaldehyde, Gasolene, Liquid
The honeymoon over, my Wife took
Smoke,
Wood Alcohol, etc., at Moro
me lu training, and it soon became ap-
pureut that I needed a greut deal of Pharmacy. Your credit is good.
It. However, In about u year 1 sup­
Our “ ads” attract attention and
posed 1 wus thoroughly educated. Ouo
day my wife Informed me that her advertise. When you get our ad­
dearest friend, whom she had not Been vertising, you get busineee bringers.
sluce wo had been married, w as’cóm-
lug to visit her, aud she was especial­
Type writer oil, the beet 3-in-l.
ly uuxlous that I should make a good
Impression. I resolved to be on my Lubricates, cleans and polishes,
guard and python my most affable and prevents rust. Try it The Obeerver
deferential manner.
Book Store.
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Thè first evening of Mias Bland’s ar­
Superior round nickel tipped and
rival my wife, my sister and our guest
•at down to a game of whist. I was rubber top pencils, lwo-for-5-cents
of course asslgued tq phiy with Miss
Bland. 1 got on swimmingly. I saw and some for 10 cte per doz., at the
that my partner knew little of the Observer Book Store.
game, aud It gave me an opportunity
At The Observer Book Store you
to show my wife that I could pass
her friend's mistakes without the will find an aaeortment of stationery
slightest reference to them. 1 would and books, for boys and girls and
probably hnve gone through the even­
ing without trespassing on my part­ older people, as nice as anything in
ner's feelings had uot she made a that line in Sherman uounty, and
misplay that gave me an opportunity, at prices corresponding with the
ns I thought, to make a brilliant strike times. Call aud see.
In Boothlng her.
I hud a flue long suit, all of which
Buy the genuine imported aveo-
I could make If 1 could draw my op­
erious
carbolineum; the imitation
ponents' trumps; but, having only foqg
trumisi myself, all depended upon my being offered is only a temporary
partner husbanding hers. My wife remedy if at all. If genuine one
led ■ NrtMlt spade, and 1, desiring to
get the lead, put on the king. When application lasts for all time. Ask
my partner played, the trick wns mine. to see our sealed packages. The ’
Nlic trumytid It. I w I need, but Said Observer Boók Store.
nothing. My partner's error gave our
Eaton • Hurlbut goods are well
opponents the odd trick.
"I shouldn’t have trumped your known. There ie no other box and
trick, should I?” suld Miss Bland, red­ tablet paper so well known to the
dening.
My wife explained to her that to beet users of stationery. It costs
trump one’s partner's trick was not more than other paper any where
considered u I ways the bast course, but
else but at The Observer Book
that In this case It didn’t matter since
Store. We desire to emphasise this
we Were playing for fun.
I didn’t see the fun In playing that fact, leaving it to the user to judge
way, but refrained from comment.
"Now I think of It/’ said Miss Bland, whether or not this ie not the fact.
much morti fieni, “somebody told me When you use it, you have the
once that to trump one’s lmrtner’s trick satisfaction of knowing that you
was the worst mistake a player can
are using the best paper made.
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My wife looked at me appealingly to
Avenarías Carbolineua ie a germ
say something to muke my partner feel
eusier, and It was then I tried to soothe destroyer. Decay being a germ, it
her.
destroys the cause of decay in poets
“You only trumped my king. There* or timber.' The US.Government,
Is a worse thing than that,” I said
so ftly .
“What Is It?” asked Miss Bland.
“To trump your partner’s ace."
Mins Bland cast a quick glance at
me, and 1 cast a glance at my wife,
expecting to see approval lu her face.
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' *
There was au ominous tremor on
Miss Bland’s lip, aud presently she
arose, left the table and went upstairs.
"Now you’ve done It,” said my wife
as slio left the room to follow her
friend..
I walked up and down the floor curs­
ing myself for a fool and wondering
If my wife would be able to explain
matters aud get me out of the scrape.
I also wondered how she would man­
age the diplomatic task. Of course shs
would toll Miss Bland—what else could
she tell her?—that I had Intended my
remark to make her blunder seem less
a blunder. But had I solely so in­
tended It? Women are quick to see a
slight, uml perhaps Miss Bland might
huvo detected a trace of sarcasm In
my voice. "Thunk heaven,’’ I mut­
tered, "It’s woman ngalust woman.
I’m sure tho more I excused myself
the worse I would make the matter."
My wife returned, but without her
friend.
"Well?” 1 asked eagerly.
"She’s coming down presently, after
she’s got rid of the appearance of
tears."
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"Tears t ’
"Of course. Do you suppose her feel­
ings are sheet Iron?" Then, seeing the
pain she was Inflicting on me, she add­
ed. "It’s all right now.”
"Did you tell her I Intended’’—
"Nonsense! I told her nothing of
your Intentions."
“What did you tell her?"
“Why, I told her that you had been
a bachelor all your life, had lived at
clubs and all that and hadn't been need
to playing cards with women—In short,
that"—a
“I didn’t now any better."
“Yee."
“And It made ber feel all right?"
Kind Lady—My poor man, will yon
“Yee."
never keep away from boose?
"My love," I exclaimed, folding her
Rummy Robinson—Well, mum, deru
lu an embrace, “you’re a brick. Too
Is one boose I keep away from.
Kind Lady—And what boose la that? ean beat me at diplomacy every time."
Miss Bland came down, and the
Rummy Roblnaon—Why. de caboose.
cow by giving himself for them For­
tunately for him, bs did not get a
game proceeded.
shrew, but an excellent wife.
To stay after school meant to spend Dat's where de hrakemen ride.—OMea-
fast friends.
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