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ring*, and w as therefore tw en ty five HOW SOM E PEO PLE LIVtt k n m m » r » n it W in t e r C ln u d s . man. The distracted m other o f thli years of age. Many moat have noticed that in w in would-be warrior follow ed him to thi Q u eer W n ; n o f K k iittt O u t In n u flicl* tit D on’t cool off too quickly after he- E xperim ents w ith plant seeds sub- ter tim e the aky seem s to lack the in g in an overheated room If yon S e v e r a l o f t h e F a i r S e x H a v e M a d e a barracks and offered to buy him out R e g u la r In co m e s. Success on th e R oad. 1 Jeeted to extrem e cold have shown that roominess and lofty arohing of sum for she had already sent tw o sous to do, you w ill need St. Jacobs Oil to cure In the struggle for life, which Is so The man drummer is not the only India, and could 111-nfford to lose the keen at this end of the century, sonic | the power of germ ination Is not de- mer. It appears only cloudy, or par Lumbago, which sets in very often af ter the oooling process. It relaxes the traveling salesm an In the com m ercial w ages of a third. I lls reply to her tear people resort to strange expedients to i stroyed. but merely suspended by the tially cloudy, days to be nearer the field, or if he is the traveling sa lesw o ful entreaties w as that he “w ouldn’t go get bread and cheese or to Increase a | cold. By the use o f liquid air, seeds of earth than is the case on sim ilar days stiffened muscles. man Is rapidly taking her place by his hack to the plow tall not fur w otever;” pittance to a com fortable Income. In barley, oats, squash, cucumber, pease, ; during the summer months. That An Im m u n e . side and rapidly sellin g the goods that he "liked so’jeru’ he had been at It spector L ivingstone, who w as formerly sunflower, and som e other plants were th is ap|>earance is no figment of the Biggs— How is your daughter com it w as form erly his m aseullue monop one day!—“an’ a so’Jer he m eant to be.’’ in charge o f the police nt the law recently kept for 110 hours at a cold of im agination is shown by recent in ing on w ith Her music? oly to sell. The w om an w ith the sam This took place som e tw o years ago, courts, tells a tragic story of a poor and 183 to 102 degrees Centigrade. They vestigations made at the U psala oli Boggs— I d on ’t know w hetehr she is ple case Is going to be as fam iliar a but he likes It still; Indeed, they nil do. ; briefless barrister who fought a long w ere then carefully and slow ly thaw ed ( si vatory on the elevation of clouds. It im proving or w hether 1 am getting traveling com panion to the ordinary “W e are In the K hyber pass,” w rote and grim battle w ith fate, anil w as for 50 hours. They w ere then planted, j is found that all varities of clouds float used to it. but I can stay in the house tourist as the knight o f the gripsack oue during the wnr, “and are na hap beaten In the end. I l l the early hours and sprouted ns w ell as If they had not at a much g ie a te i altitud e in summer now w h ile she is practicing.— Puck. than in w inetr. The m onths of great and like all things that the woman py as little larks.” ”1 did not much care of the morning he worked as a market been frozen. turns her hands to the fem inine drum for the bullets at first.” said another, porter at Covent Garden, and then nt An Instrum ent lias been made In E ng elevation, at least in Sweden, are mer w ’.ll soon accom plish her task so “but now I’m usted to them, and loves 10 o'clock ndjonred to his cham bers In land to be sent to Jnpnu. Its use Is to June and J u ly .— Y outh ’s Companion. much better than the ordinary man the fightln’ proper.” A third w rote to , the Temple, donned w ig and gow n and m easure the blow of a w ave. A sim ilar The inhabitants of the Andaman that the traveling sales business w ill his m other that “those black ’eath lngs ) attended the courts, w aiting day after apparatus w as used to m easure the islands are said to be the sm allest race be delegated luto her capable hands. have a blank cheek; they fires at we. day to grasp the skirts of happy chance, xvave-blow off the Skerryvore Itock, of people in the world. The average There Is no reason to urge against and don’ run a w ay wen w e fires at ' Others as unknow n to the world and Scotland. There the w aves sw eep In heigh t of a full-grown Andaman is the su ccess o f the w om an sales-tourlst they.” j friendless as he had their opportunity. from the w ide Atlantic. In sum m er a less than four feet, and the anthropo J u s t so evil in the blood and there are m any to offer In her N ot letters only, but photographs of but none presented Itself to him. and force o f over six hundred pounds to the logical expetts who recently visited comes out in shape o f scrof favor. She is tactful, w hich m ost men the scenery and beautiful Indian sh a w ls in hoi»e ever deferred his race w as run. square foot w as recorded. n w inter them found but few that weighed ove» are not; she can talk w ell and rapidly ns high as n ton to the square foot w as 75 pounds. ula. pimples, etc., in children and unceasingly; she has the g ift o f and tablecloths find their w ay across a Somerset H ouse clerk, who rushed attained. This gives an Idea w ith w hat the sea to the village; socks, too, for lit- into matrim ony before he had properly and young people. Taken in Intuition and the facu lty o f pleasing. tie brothers at home, guernseys, vests, counted the cost, and found It difficult ships, lighthouses and other ahnllar In an improved footrest for boot- She can tease and coax and plead be structures have to contend. blacking stands clam ps are provided stockings and sh aw ls knitted by rough to run even a m odest household on tim e it can be eradicated by seechingly, and if she can ’t get an or for the sole and heel portions, w hich but loving hands am ong the wild fl5 0 a year, especially after the arrival HOW TO ENJO Y A SM O K E. can be adjusted to tit any foot and using H ood’s Sarsaparilla. der on the m erits o f her w ares she m ountains of the Khyber a tte st the of a little stranger, got over the em notes It down trium phantly a s the re arm th of these soldier lads' affection. barrassm ent by starting a coffee stall H i g h t a n d W r o n g W a y s o f H a n d l i n g a clamped in place by a lever at tl * side In older people, the aftermath su lt o f personal attractiven ess. A w o w of the base. “Ah, he's more com fort to me than all near Smithfield Market In the early G o o d C ig a r . an doesn’t g iv e up, for she never o f irregular living sh o w s it m the t'other children put together.” sgid niornlug. H e kept his truck In the “Personal observation has taught ‘‘ Was Beatrice w eeping because her know s w hen she Is w hipped and bents mother, as she related how tw o neighborhood, but brought down his me,” said a Cuban cigar dealer to a husband had appendicitis?” s e lf in bilious conditions, a a sm iling retreat only after capturing one pounds sterling bad reached her from stock of com estibles from hls home in W ashington Star reporter, “that not “ No. sh e wept because he d id n ’t get trophies o f war. heavy head, a fo u l mouth, the T hat the cam p at Lundt K otal; “he never Caiudcn Town. Fortunately, hls w ife, one person In a hundred know s how to it u ntil it was out of sty le .” — Chicago the large arm y o f women w ho w rites, doesn’t Ilarry, w l’out puttin’ who did her best to help ou the enter sm oke a cigar to enjoy It thoroughly. E vening News. w ill doubtless eventu ally find em ploy a general bad feeling. sum m at In his letters.” prise. w as a capita^ plain cook, and hls For Instance, m ost men, after buying U » y i o f th n H o ra e N u m b e re d . It is the blood, the impure blond m ent In the novel occupation o f travel mutton pies anil buns had a great repu their cigars, stick them betw een their ing salesw om en w ill probably be large The greatest electrician in the world declare* friends, which is the real cause. Purify tation In the market. H e w as gener teeth and gnaw the ends off reckless that the days of the h o n e are numbered, snd that with Hood’s Sarsaparilla and happi ly su ccessfu l can be easily prophesied DANG ER IN ELECTRIC L A M PS. ally cleaned out by S o'clock, and no that in s short tim e electricity will completely ly, thereby tearing and loosening the supplant man's most useful animal. In 2U from the em phatic results that have ness will reign in your family. ane would have thought o f Identifying years, he Asserts, the horse will be a curiosity. D e a t h » C a n n e d b y C a r e l e s s P l a c i n g of wrapper. Then they light their cigars Blood P o la o n —“ I lived in a bed of fire rewarded the efforts o f the few women him w ith the sm art young man. sllk- and puff aw ay as If their very liv es de DÎM-ases of the stomach, liver kidneys and F ix t u r e » o n G .e T u b e». already engaged in the drummer trade. blood would als » be a curiosity if all sufferers for years owing to blood poisoning that Dr. H. E. K eyes and his w ife were hatted and top-coated, who tw o hours pended uix,ii finishing them In a hurry. would take Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. There followed small pox. It broke out all over U p to the present the greater num then be practically no dyspepsia, ner my laxly, itching intensely. Tried doctors ber o f those already so engaged are found dead recently In a room at the later crossed the Strand to Somerset Thus treated, the finest cigar w ill buru would vousness, sleeplessness, indigestion, constipa an'd hospitals in vain. I tried Hood’s Sar House. tion malarial fever or ague. Irregularly, and the sm okers w ill, nine A rdsley Casino, at Ardsley-on-the- saparilla. It helped. 1 kept at it and was traveling for com m ercial Interests In A rising author xvho Is now sought by tim es out o f ten. lay the blam e on the entirely cured. I could go on the house the E ast. Probably the m ost su ccess Iludson, N. Y. They had been acci In three years the progeny of a pair tops and shout about it.’ —M bs . J. T. W il ful drummer Is M iss N ellie X em iller o f dentally asphyxiated by gas. which It the publishers, but had a particularly cigar. T he cigar may be to blame, but of rats, under favoiable conditions, liam s . Carbondale, Pa. Boston, one o f the prettiest o f the is believed Dr. K eyes Inadvertently hard struggle to find acceptance, tided iu m ost cases the fau lt lies lu the w ay w ill number 1,000. S c ro fu la S o ro s -" My baby at two H ub’s attractive women, although turned on Just before retiring. The un over the w orst period by acting as a It has been handled. months had scrofula sores on cheek and Piso's Cure for Consumption has been a fortunate couple had been attending a broker's man. Taken as a whole, he “A fter a cigar has been bought the arm. Local applications and physicians’ scarcely a w om an In age. being but family medicine with u s silica 1865.—J . K. medicine did little or no good. Hood’s shortly out o f the decade o f her teens. dance at the residence of General G rif found It a most unpleasant experience, end should lx» cut sm oothly off by a Madison, 24OD42d Ave., Chicago, 111. Sarsaparilla cured him permanently. He She Is dainty and refined, w ith a face fin, first vice president of the General but he declares that he wouldn't have clipper or sharp knife. The reverse is now four, with smooth, fairakin.”— M bs . m issed It for the world, for It has sup end should then be placed in the mouth A w h a le’s w eight has been e sti 8. 8. W b o tbs , Farmington, Del. plied him w ith material for numlx'rs of and the cigar blown through. This re mated by N ilsson at 100 tons, equal to sketches and short stories. A C hrist m oves nil the little particles o f dust that ol 38 elephants. mas story which brought him a lot of which cannot be avoided In the manu M a k e Y o u r L lv a r L i v e l y . praise, for Instance, w as a chapter from facture, and prevents them from being A lazy, languid liver keejm vou in bad health N ever Disappomti that experience and w ell deserved the inhaled Into the throat, and from pro all the time. Wake it up to liveljr action with V encom ium o f "very realistic” from the ducing coughing. The cigar should Cascareta Caiidy Cathartic. Ail druggists, 10c, 25c, 50c. H o o d 's PU Is c u re l iv e r h l« , th e o o n - l r r i » t l n g a n d critics. theu be lighted, and particular atten o u ly c a th a r tic to tnJte j t i l h H o o d '« S a rs a p a rilla . Calhoun county, HI., enjoys the A friend o f the writer, w ho rejoices tion should be paid to Its being thor In what the police reports call “a very oughly Ignited all over the surface o f peculiar distinction of not having a K le e C u l t i v a t i o n in K u a a la . aristocratic appearance.” and has in a d the end. Then. Instead o f puffing aw ay railroad, a telegraph or a telephone W hile rice has long been grown in dition excellent manners, adds enough like a steam -engine, the sm oker w ill line. Persia and the Trans-Caucasus, it was to a slender Income to pay for the sum find that three or four puffs every min H e A t t e n d s t o B u s in e s s . alm ost unknown in th e in teiio r of mer holiday for him self and fam ily, ute make the liest w ay to enjoy the He attends to business who goes j- R ussia up to 1886, the supply being his tailor's and bootmaker's bills and cigar. T he sm oke should be kept In straight to work to cu ie N euralgia by imported from India, and, as it was even hls rent, by actin g as a private de the mouth a short tim e In order to ap the use of St. Jacobs O il, and saves subjected to high duty, its use was tective at lialls and receptions In B el preciate the flavor o f the tobacco. tim e and m oney and gets out of misery naturally confined to the w ealthier gravia and Mayfair. Chance threw Then It should be em itted slow ly. quickly. H e’s all right. classes. Russia first commenced the him In contact w ith the m anager o f a "In case one side of the cigar should cu ltivation o i rice in the ea ily 80s, and The Indians of Paraguay eiadicate d etective agency which does a great burn and leave a ragged edge on the in 1888 the tiist steam rice-cleaning deal of business o f this kind, and hls other side. It Is not necessary to relight their eyebrows and eyelashes, saying factory was opneed at Baku, and 1,612 first Job w as. In f a c t sim ply as a night's It. as I often see m any people do. A that they do not wish to look like tons were produced the first year. diversion at the Invitation of the m an gen tle blow through the cigar toward horses. There has been a steady increase in the ager aforesaid. But so pleased w as the the lighted end w ill Ignite the ragged T a C o r e a C o ld i a O n a D a y production of rice, and there are now lady o f the house w ith hls appearance side, and It w ill burn regularly. Smok T a k e Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Ì five rice-cleaning factories in operation, and obliging courtesy that sh e made ing this w ay Is a pleasure. It frets me All druggist« refund money if it fails to cure. 2 5 c . ____ ___________ and the annual product is more than special m ention of it to the manager, to see a man sm oking a cigar w ho does 48,000 tons. The demand for rice has w ho accordingly proposed to my friend not know how to enjoy It, and 1 often Football was a ciim e in England increased, and it is now generally used that he should accept regular paid em feel like givin g hlin a few w ords of during the teign of Henry VI1L by the peasants throughout the em pire. p lo y m en t H e w as nothing loath, and advice, and w ould do so w ere It not P|Tt W r n ia n e n U j- C u re d . N o f lt s o r w n o u i n n & The q u ality of the n ative product is ill» a f te r Q r» i d ay '« u«e o f D r . K llo e 's u r » « i now has engagem ents alm ost every for the fear o f offending him.” N e r v e R e s to re r. S e n d fo r r u » K f i t . GO t r ia l eoual to that of th e im ported article. night during the season. b o ttie a n d t r e a t ! D R . R . H . K 1 J \ K , L t d ., WU The residue is u tilised , th e broken U N PR E PA R E D . A r c h a tre v t, P h ila d e lp h ia , P a . Another curious case Is that o f a non grain being made into starch and the conform ist m inister In the south of Some of the stais move w ith a veloc O c c a s io n s U p o n W h ic h I r v i n g S h o w e d flour ia given to hogs.— Scientific yf beautiful coloring, although she Electric Company, w ho lives at Dobbs lx>ndon who doubles bis slender salary ity of 50 m iles a second. H ia E x t r e m e D i f f i d e n c e . A m er ican. ______________ ___ ow es her su ccess to her clear, shrew d Ferry. Dr. and Mrs. K eyes had ar i by the profits o f a flourishing photog W ashington Irving w as not a ready head and persuasive eloquence, as w ell ranged to stay over night at the Casino. When coming to San Francisco go to A handy b itch in g post has a spring raphy business on the other side o f the after-dinner speaker. The author of Brooklyn Hotel, An-212 Bush street. From the accom panying sketch It w ill drum inserted in the top, on w hich is as to her beauty. Tham es. O riginally be took up pho “American Bookm en” sa y s that he American or European plan Boom and A s soon as she enters an office every be readily understood how It w as that wound a cord w ith a snap hook at the board $1.00 to $1.50 per day ; rooms 50 cents tography as a pastim e, but. acquiring shunned public appearances; y et when to $1.00 ner day; single' meals 25 cento. man In it is her w illin g slave and she Dr. K eyes caused the accident which considerable skill In the work, w as jie»- outer end for attachm ent to the bridle, the spring n ailin g the rope into the easily persuades the pow ers that be resulted In the death of him self and his tered by people who wanted to get their D ickens cam e to N ew York. In 1842, Free coach. Chas. Montgomery. Irving could not escape presiding at that the shoes she Is agent for are the w ife. T he Casino Is equipped with post when not in use. F em ale fish of all species are consid portraits taken on the cheap. So he only shoes worth being made or worth both electric and gas light, the electric (be great dinner in hls honor. They had M ilan has a curiosity in a clock considering. Miss N'emiller considers current having been In use on the ev en determ ined to gain Instead o f lose tyr already become friends through corre erably more numerous than malee, w hich is made en tirely of bread. The her w hole occupation “a gam e o f Jolly ing In question. In turning off the key hls work. and. taking convenient rooms spondence, for Irving's delight In “Lit with two exceptions— the angler and maker is a native of India and he has from beginning to end.” “I think w e In the lam p socket It Is probable that at som e distance from the scene of hls tle N ell” had to be expressed In a letter th e catfish. devoted three years of h is tim e to the wom en have Just as much right to Dr. K eyes’ thum b or fingers struck the m inisterial labors, set up as a “photo to the author, and D ickens. In bis en No household is complete without a bot tle of the famous Jesse Moore Whiskey. It construction of th is cariosity. The drum a s men. Our m asculine confreres gas key, which m ust have been quite graphic artist” under another name, hls th u siastic response, had said: is a pure and wholesome stimulant rec clock is of respectable sise and goes do not give us the heartiest o f w el loose, and accidentally turned it about , daughter act'ng as hia a ssistan t. For “ "Dledrlch K nickerbocker1 I have ommended by all physician«. Dou’t ne tune favored him, and before the secret w ell. comes, but w e don’t care for that.” glect thia necessity. o f hl* constant absence from home w as worn to death In my pocket; and yet I One o f the m ost enterprising of fem should show you hls m utilated carcass Robert Taylor, th e sheepraiser of A t Swedish weddings, am ong the fathom ed by the curious of bis flock w ith a Joy beyond expression.” Grand Island, owns more sheep than inine drumm ers Is Miss Roseberry of m iddle classes, the bridegroom carries he had made so prom ising a business the traveling representative The night of the public dinner came, a whip. This is an em blem of h is au any other man in th e country. In clu d -, Chicago, - that he stood In no aw e of deacons or in g those on h is W yom ing ranches, he for a large ch ew in g gum ac ory. Miss church, though, lndted, the former have and Irving's dread o f the introductory thority in the dom estic circle. has 90,000. Roseberry »’ a breezy, w holesom e, iat- taken a very sensible view o f the m at speech kept him murmuring through S H A K E IN T O V O I B S H O E S . ---------------------------- tractive wom an, w ho has been fulflll- ter. and adm ire rather than condem n out the repast, “1 shall certainly break Kokomo. Ind., has an extrem e cur- jng obligations o f her present posl- dow n.” hls enterprise. — C assell’s Saturday Allen’s Foot-Ease, a txiwder for the feet few ordinance, requiting a ll persons Uon ioT three years or so. She Is At the proper tim e he rose to hls f e e t It cures painful, swollen smarting feet and JournaL under 18 years of age to be off the brlght> w itty and eloquent and man- began bravely, but could only utter a instantly takes the sting out of corns and streets at 8 P. M. under a penalty of agea to im press the buyers w ith all the few sentences, and ended by taking bunions. It's the greate«t comfort discov- ery o fth ea g e . Alien's Foot-Ease make; 10 d ays in jail._____________ m erits o f her special brand o f chew- refuge In the announcem ent of the tight-fitting or new shoes leel easy. It is a A Texan has patented a billiard cue ing gum. greatly to their satisfaction, toast: certain cure forchilblains, sweating, damn, which is chambered at the end and filled to the Latlsfaction of her firm and to “Charles D ickens, the gu est of the callous and hot, tired, aching feet. We have over 10.000 testimonials o f cures. Try w ith chalk, to be discharged through the Interest of a tidy bank account that nation.” # it today. Sold by all druggists and shoe sm all openings to the face of th e cue is surely gaining In bulk. The applause w as generous and Ir stores. Bv mail for 25c In »lamps. Trial as each shot is made. "No, I don t chew gum m yself, ex- package FREE. Address Allen 8. Olm ving took hls s e a t 1 plained Miss Roseberry, “but you “There,” he said. “I told you I should sted, Le Roy, N. V ._________ _ would be astonished at the am ount break down, and I have done It!” A Berliner has asked the permission A N OPERATION AVOIDED. consumed by the public. I w as a Later, w hile on h ls w ay to Madrid, of th e local authorities to establish a A ton o f A tlantic w ater yields, after stenographer by profession, but find evaporation, elghty-one pounds o f salt; he found h im self called upon, at the public cem etery for pet anim als. He M rs. R o sa G a u m W r ite s to M rs. my present work far more pleasant and o f the Pacific seventy-nine, o f the Arc- dinner of the Literary Fund In London, believes it would m eet a long-felt rem unerative. I go all over the South. P in k h a m A b o u t it. She S ays ; tic and A ntarctic eighty five, of the to respond to the toast. "W ashington want. W est and even out to San Francisco. Irving and American Literature." All Dead Sea 187. I think a wom an has a very great D kab M bs . Put eh am :— I tak e p leas JOHN POOLE. P ortland , O rxgon , he could say, In acknow ledgm ent of an The w eigh ts o f classes o f students can give you the best bargains in general A DANGBKOU8 F U T U R A . u re ia w ritin g y o u a few line* to in chance o f su ccess as a com m ercial en th u siastic reception, w as: machinery, engines, boilers, tanks, pumps, before and a fter exam ination have been form you o f th e good your V egetab le traveler. Like everything else, one has “ 1 beg to return you my very sincere plows belts and windmills. The new Compound h a s done me. I can n ot to be Imbued w ith enthusiasm . I first three-fourths around. The result wa9 made the subject o f recent Investiga than ks.” ' steel I X L windmill, sold by him, ia un equalled. __________________ th a n k you en ou gh for w h at your m edi convinced m yself that my particular that sufficient gas escaped to kill the tion. In high classes, w here naturally One Englishm an at the table was the responsibility o f the exam ination cin e has done for me; it has. indeed, brand o f gum w as the finest o u t tw o occupants o f the room. Both the czar and exarina are en th u heard to make the lacouic comment, Armed w ith the courage o f m y con h elp ed me w onderfully. The proper design for the comblna- ' to lie gone through w ith w as most felt, "Brief!'' siastic pedestrians. victions 1 have hustled ever since for tlon o f electric and gas-llgbt fixtures Is several pounds w ere lost, show ing how F or yeara I w as trou “Yes," said another beside him, “but Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth that gum .” bled w ith an a subject o f vital im portance, and the the m ental strain w as f e lt In lower you can tell the gentlem an in the very ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their Philadelphia, like Boston and Chi location o f the tw o respective keys cla sses the loss w as not so great. ovarian tumor, children during the teething period. tone o f hls voice.” cago, has its w om an drummer in the should be as far apart as practicable. each year grow An elaborate Investigation Into the person of Miss Angela Allen, who halls Andrew Lang’s favorite pastim e is in g worse, un T h e E n g lis h Im ita tio n . It seem s to the Electrical R eview that protection of Iron and steel ngalnst cor from Baltim ore, the city o f good-look the designer of a fixture o f the sort here rosion has been com pleted, and tlie re t il a t la st I n e made hls appearance suddenly, fishing. ing girls. She travels for a m illinery sketched conies pretty near being gu ilty su lts are given In a German technical com ing forward w ith a sw in ging g a it w a s com pelled FOR MEN ONLY. establishm ent and tries sam ple hats of crim inal negligence.—Electrical Re JournaL It w as found that certain H e w as a tail, spare man, with n sharp t o con su lt w ith on her shapely head. She is very sty a physician. Japanese lacquers gave the best pro nose and thin lips. H e wore no m us D R . F O O T E & S T A F F view . 1 « 1 A D A M S S T ., C H IC A G O . lish and easily convinces the pur H e said tection. They ennbled the m etal to re tache. hut sported a goatee ou hls chin, M e n r e q u ir in g un s u rp assed tr e a tm e n t should chasers that her hats are the m ost n oth in gcou ld gist sa lt w ater, steam and hot acids. and hls face w as seam ed with painted c o n s u lt p e rs o n a lly o r by le tt e r " F r e e ” w it h th e A SPE L L IN G TEST. p io n e e r a n d o n ly e x c lu s iv e m e n 's sp e cialists in th e fashionable w ares to be procured for be done for The Orient In this departm ent excels lines. H e w as dressed In trousers that V lilte d S la te s D I M e a s e s o f m e n m a d e ’.he H e re A re a F e w C om m o n W o rd s T h a t their money value. d y o f a lif e - tim e . I'n f b r tu n a te s e v e ry w h e r e m e b u t to g o under an operation the best efforts o f the W estern nations. did not quite reach his ankles, a rough s s tu h o u ld im m e d ia te ly c o m m u n ic a te w it h D r . F o o te , P u z z le M a n ,. Miss M yrtle Green Is another woman In sp eak ing w ith a friend o f m ine | M. A uguste Chaveau finds that sugar coat, a w ide w esteru lint, and a long o f C h ica g o . E v e r y th in g c o n fid e n tia l. R e m e d ie » sen t e v e r y w h e r e in sealed p ac kages an d le tte r s In If you can spell every word correctly ab out it, sh e recommended Lydia E. drummer w ho travels through the has more value than fat as an Ingredi linen duster, unbuttoned. H e w hittled p la in e n v elo p es. C o rre s p o n d e n c e so lic ited , la t e s t P inkham 's V egetable Compound, s a y South for a N ew England pin and In the follow ing rhym es—ull legitim ate ent o f diet for a man at work. In fact, a piece o f stick pnceaslngly. S u r g i c a l . M e d i c a l a n d E l e c t r i c a l m e th o d s a d o p te d . Pe'.ug tng th e s to m a c h w it h d ru g s ab a n in g she k new it would cure me. I then needle factory. Miss E va T aylor so expression»—you may consider your i 75 parts by w eigh t o f sugar are eq u iv Someone said som ething to him. don ed. A v o id d ru g s reix» n u n ended bv th e u n a u th o ris e d a n d s e ll-s ty le d sp e cialists in W e s te r n se n t for your m edicine, sn d a fter ta k licits orders for an up-to-date Boston self qualified to enter a s)>elllng bee; H e replied thus: alent to one hundred parts of f a t to w n s. F e w g e n u in e sp e cialists lo cate o u ts id e o f in g three b ottles of it. the tum or d is dressmaker, carrying in her sam ple Stand up, ye spellers, now, and spell— N e w S’ o r k o r C h icago. I n th ese c itie s y o u r p r i “W a-al, I guess! I calc’late some! Sugar Is not only better than fat be v a te a ffa ir s a r e safe. V u e q u a le d t r e a tm e n t fo r a ll appeared. Obi you do not k now how case evidences o f the artistic skill of Spell pbenaklstoscope and knell; cause It supplies more heat and energy You kin bet your life on thet, salt! diseases a n d w eaknesses o f th e G e n f to - V r in a r y , H e x u a l. R e p ro d u c tiv e a u d N e rv o u s S y s te m s , l m - m uch good your m edicine has done her em ployers In a series o f pretty and Or take som e sim ple word as chilly, Wa-al, I should sm ile!” to the person, but also because It pro l»edlinents to m a r r ia g e re m o v e d . “ M y n h a l a " me 1 sh all recommend it to a ll suffer becom ing frocks and wraps. Or gauzer or the garden lily. T his w as greeted w ith a roar of p o s itiv e ly p u rlfle s |h e blood, »'ures s y p h ilis and m otes the asslm tllatlon o f proteids, i r re m o v e s a ll w h ite u lc e rs in t h r o a t o r m o u th , cop in g w om en.—Mrs. R osa G aum , 720 The field that has been so su ccess To spell such w ords as syllogism , p e r c o lo red spots on body e n d e ru p tio n s o u s k in , to speak generally, because of Its Influ laughter. W all St., Los A ngeles, Cal. also c a t a r r h a n d r h e u m a tis m . ” V i g ó r a l a , " th e fully conquered by a few wom en will And lachrym ose and synchronism , l i e continued: ence on the renewal and form ation of o n ly p e r m a n e n t re s to r e r a n d in v tg o r a to r , gives T he grea t and unvarying success of doubtless rapidly be entered by a great And P entateuch and saccharine, “N aow , In my country. In the land v ig o r to v i t a l o rg a n s a n d n erve s, p re v e n ts and ; the anatom ical elem ents of the body. c u re s g rip . 11 p e r b o ttle , b fo r |5. T r i a l bottlee. Lydia E. Pinkham 's V egetab le Com number o f the w idening class o f fem Apocrypha and celadlne, Near W lederinan's, Texas, Is an aban uv the Stars and Stripes, sub, things Is e it h e r r e m e d y , h a l f price. pound in relievin g every derangem ent inine bread winners. The m ale drum Japinlne and homoeopathy. doned w ell, about six ty feet deep, and m ighty different, sah! Yes, sah; yes, o f the fem ale organs, dem onstrates mere w ill have to look to their laurels, P aralysis and chloroform. The first woman has just received overgrow n w ith vegetation, which, a sir! Yes, slrree! I air A merican, my i t to be th e modern safeguard of w o for w hen a wom an once m akes up her M etem psychosis, gherkins, basque, her degree ol doctor from the univer everlastin ’ friend, and I air proud of correspondent o f Popular Science says. man's happiness sn d bodily stren gth . mind to accom plish an object she usu Is certainly no easy task; sity of B e ilin . She is Miss Elsa N eu Is fam ous In the neighborhood for Its It!” More than a m illion wom en have been ally accom plishes her end to the u lti K aleidoscope and T ennessee, mann and gained it “ cam lan d e.” l i e said a few more things In the m usical powers. In fine w eather, par benefited by it. m ate satisfaction o f herself, her em K am scbatka and erysipelas, sam e style. ticularly w ith a w esterly wind. It gives Every wom an w ho needs advice ployer and her custom ers. And etiquette and ptyallsm , The listeners sim ply shrieked with forth a sound like that of n il Aeolian about her health Is invited to w rite to A llopathy and rheum atism , harp, sw ellin g and dying aw ay by glee and exclaim ed, “H ow characteris Mrs. Pinkham. a t Lynn, Mass. And cataclysm and beleaguer. S O LD IE R S OF Q U EEN V IC T O R IA turns. When a heavy northerly wind tic! H ow clever!” T w elfth , eighteenth, rendezvous, In Is blowing, the w ater rises w ithin a But w h o—w ho w as the strange creat L a d a W h o E n t i a t t o G e t A w a y F rom triguer, ure? few feet of the top, and strange noises, W ork, And h osts of other words all found H ush! Be not alarmed, gentle reader. which som e persons think resemble ••A t a p » w o r m e l g l i t e c n f»»C l o n g at V illage lads en list from a variety of On English and on classic ground. ’TIs merely an English actor ty p ify l«»«t cun« on th« «eerie »(ter my taking two moans. Issue from the w ell. An at CASCAKETS. Ttat, 1 »ui »ute b»« oaused my reasons, says the Spectator. Som e go Thus, Behring Straits and Michaelmas, tem pt to fill up the w ell a few years ing the British Idea o f an ordinary bad health tor the p»«t three year» I »m »till because their fathers before them were Therm opylae, Jalaj, H avana, American. They have us down to taking C»»c»ret». the only cathartic worthy ot ago failed, apparently because o f the notice by sensible people ” soldiers; others because work Is scarce, C inquefoil and Ipecacuanha, existen ce o f a subterranean cavity such a fine point over there. G io W Buwt.as, Baird, Kiss. or they are tired of “follerln’ the plow- And Rappahannock, Shenandoah, w hich sw allow ed up the dirt as fast as W hen a man doesn't smoke, the other tall;” others, again, from pure love of And Schuylkill and a thousand more. CANOT It w as dumped In men a lw a y s wonder how he managed fighting. “1 lik es to year about the Are words more prime good spellers g VAX 1 OAK I lb CATHARTIC For Mill«, Mines, Shop« and Farm«; Steel Log A curious Instance of dwarfism In to accum ulate all the other bad habits, blo-ud,” remarked one youth when m iss Xing and Holt, zig Engines; Hoe Chl«el pines Is recorded by C. B. B essey of the aud m issed that one. reading a letter from brother In In In dictionary lands like this. Tooth Saw», Albany Grease, etc. U niversity o f Nebraska. On Green dla, In which the w riter described hls Nor need one think him self a scroylo A man dure not com plain of the size Mountain, near Boulder, Col., he found TW AO I MASS experiences of a sharp action during If som e of these hls efforts foil. of hls milk bill; If he does, hls w ife w ill In a crevice of the rock nt the sum m it the late frontier cam paign. "I likes to take It as a perm ission to buy a cow Nor deem him self undone forever 27 to SB First Street Portland, Or. a pine tree (Plnus albicaulls En- Si-34 Fremont Street, ban Francisco. i year about the blo-ud; m eks I feel a-sif To m iss the name of either river. named D aisy. gelm) only thirteen centim eters (under I’d like to have a shot at they black The Dnieper, Seine or Guadalqulver. Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good Do three Inchest high and five millimeter^ The phrenologist a lw a y s has hia busi G ood. N e v e r S icken . W e a k e n , o r G rip e . 10c. J5c. 60c fellers m yself,” and he straigh tw ay —L ouisville Courier-Journal. (one fifth Inch) In diameter. It had no ness on the brain. ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... w ent off and enlisted Into the home bat- g l.r lls f C M s p s a y ^ k lM e « , M s a trv a l, l a r k . 913 branches and bore a single tu ft of j talion o f hls brother’s regim ent. An Some men walk so lazy and worth needles at the top. N evertb“!»*« •» Im itation la not considered the sin Sold a n d g u a ra n te e d by a ll d ru g other boy took the Queen's shilling be- less on the streets that you know they; MO-TQ-IAC gist« tu l i n i Tobaeoo U a b lt » b o r e d tw enty five distinct annual cerest flattery ut the patent utfic*. 1 cause he w as “grizzled a t” by hls fore- are on their w ay to a saloon. A fter t h e C o o lin g P r o c e s s . THE WOMAN DRUM M ER. ° Evil Dispositions Are Early Shown. 'S * “ TAPE WORMS M ACHINERY TATUM A BOWEN TH E BEST ^ P R IN G TO N1G . A$ winter passes fcway i t leaves many people feelind we&k, depressed and easily tir e d . This means t h a t th e blood needs a tte n tio n and sensible people alw ays ta k e a tonic a t th is tim e of y e a r. Purgatives are not the rig h t medicine — th e y weaken instead of s tre n g th e n in g . Dr. W illiam s' Pink Pills for Pale People are the best tonic medicine in the world and do not a c t on th e bowels. Th ey s tim u la te the a p p e tite , enrich th e blood, strengthen the nerves and make people feel bt f n t i active and s tr o n g . ' N o one Is better able to speak o f th is fact than Mlsa H azel Knlder, a charm ing young wom an o f A rlin gton, Ind. To-day sh e has roay I cheek«, sparkling - eyes form, which prove th at she Is - and a p plump h In good health. A year ago Miss Knlder wa» \c r y thin, her cheeks pale, eyas sunken and dull. Hhe was troubled w ith nervousness and general debility, (the s a y s : "A lter several m onths' treatm ent from the fam ily physician wa saw he oould do no good. I was discouraged and did not know what to do. One day I read an item In a paper o f the wonderful curative qualities of Dr. W illiam s' P ink P ills for Pale People. ] tried the m edicine, and when nearly through with the second box noticed a change for the better. After I had taken eigh t boxes I was cured, and hava bad no occasion to ta k - any kind o f m edicine since. 1 owe m uch to Dr. W illiam s’ Pink P ills for Pale People, probably my life, and I advise a n y o n e suffering w ith troubles sim ilar to m ine. to ta k elb ese pilla.” Miss H azml S n i s u l Sold by a II drug- gist$ or sent pou- paid by tb c Dr. vvilliAms' Medicine Co .Schenecudy, N.Y., on re c e ip t of pnte,5o*pcr box-, six boxes,$2,s-£. T H t G B tK T b\iW S»T &(\û ttnn Tomi W a y I p lu I t . L l t t l« C o u r t e s ie s . The fair young girl looked at the gilded clock on the m antel. " I don’t want to hurry you, Mr. S low go.” she sw eetly explained, as she m et h is questioning look, “ but the fact is it is alm ost tim e for ma to oome home from the clob. And I just want to say this: If ma says, ‘I move we adjourn,’ don’t you attem pt to lay it on the table, or to raise a point of or der, or anything else th a t’s foolish, be cause von m ight as w ell understand, right here and now, that m a’s sim p ly a h ow ling Jim -dandy when it comes to rules of parliam entary procedure, and don’t you hesitate to recollect it ! ” — Cleveland Plaindealer. There is som ething lum inous about a ch ild 's definition. Every American w ill agree w itlrth e little lad in a board school in England, who, in an exam in ation on Scripture subjects, gave an original answer to theq n estion : “ What can you tell me about Moses?” “ Please, sir, he was a gen tlem an ,” replied the little fellow. “ A gentlem an?” repeated the in spector, “ what do you mean by that?” “ Please, sir, when the daughters of Jethro w ent to th e w ell to draw water, the shepherds cam e and drove them away, and Muses hel|>ed the daughters of Jethro, and said to tlie shepherds, ‘Ladies first, please, gen tlem en .' ” W i t h o u t K n o w in g I t . “ They say Jobson has Inherited |1 0 .- 0 0 0 .” “ TiiaMmuet be a m istak e.” “ What makes you think so?” “ I saw him less than an hour ago and he was perfectly sober.*’— Chicago Evening N ew s. J u d g in g t h e M an. W hile sittin g in a draft, w ithout knowing it we may become sore and stiff from cold. We feel soreness and stiffness all gone after using St. Jacobs O il, hardly knowing when. H e I n v ite d It. H e—The thing I m ost admire in this world is perfect Rankness. She— Then let me tell vou that you ought to shave off your goatee before you ever eat another soft-boiled egg. Somehow the world seemed dark and dreary to him after th a t.— Chicago Evening News. In D o u b t. E th el— Did W ill seem to be nervous when he propoeed to yon? Frances— I don’t know. The janitor bad let the steam go down, and 1 couldn't tell whether he was nervous <*r m erely shivering because it had gut se cold.— Chicago E v e n in g A ew s. F o r 3 0 D a y s M o r e Y o u C a n T ry It fo r 2 5 C e n ts . D R O PS 1 Cured of Rheumatism. CANNOT FIND WORDS ENOUEH TO PRPSE fOOR WONDERFUL REMEDY "5 DROPS.” 'T R A D E Swranson R h ru m & tic C u re C o .. C h ica g o . G * n tle m e n - I th o u g h t t ii a l I w o u ld w rtte y o u a s ia te m e n t a n d t e ll y o u h u * 1 h a v e g o t a lo n g sin ce I h a v e used j o u r **5 I »KO H s .” I ruu«t say t h a t I a m e n t ir e ly w e ll oihv m o re , t h a n k s t o y o u r w o n d e r f u l r e m e d y . I t has a c c o m p lish ed m o r e good fro m the s a m p le hot ike a n d th e d o lla r b o t t le th a n th e t h ir t y d o llars * w o r th »1 m e d ic in e 1 h a v e used o f o th e r m a u u fa c iu re rN . I t rie d a ll k in d s o f m e d ic in e I saw a d v e r tis e d ft»r R h e u m a tis m b u t c o u l d n o t r e t B i n r e l i e f f r o m t h e d r e a d f u l s u f f e r i n g t i l l I g o t a s a m p l e b o t t l e o f y o u r " 5 D K O F 8 ." an d a f te r t a k in g th e sam e f o r a f«*w d ay s I began to h a v e less o f tno«e s e v e re patn> r x c k ia g th ro u g h m y bod y. A f t e r 1 g o t th e » a m p le b o ttle m o s t used up I c o u ld beg in to rest s o m e e v e r y n tc h t: a f te r I had ised a b o u t I_______ h a l f th e ______ d o lla r b o ttle th e n a ll m . y . p ain« le ft m e . O h ! w h a t a c o m f o r t It w a s ! when I co u ld sleep a . a m at n ig h t w it h . u t a n y m re s u ffe rin g . 1 a m so t h a n k f u l t o y o u an d y o u r DROPM" t h a t I c a n n o t fin d w o rd s e n o u g h lu p ra is e o f y o u r w o n d e r fu l re m e d y fb r th e c u re o f R h e u m a tis m , a n d 1 c a n s a f e l y r e c o m m e n d i t t o a l l s u f f e r i n g h u m a n i t y a n d say th a t th e y c a n n o t pu rch ase a n y b e tte r m e d ic in e t h a n D R O P S " to r a ll t h e ir Ida. T h a n k in g y o u g e n tle m e n , fo r aU y o u r k ln d a e a e . 1 K M. L I F E . P o rte r fie ld . W te .. F eb . 10. » j M l re m a tu , fo r e v e r , y o u r frie n d . S u ffe re d th e T o r tu r e s o f t h e D am ned. P re s id e n t S w a n s o n R h e u m a tic C u re C o .. C h ic a g o M y D e a r S i r . - A f t e r s u ffe rin g th e to r tu r e s of th e d a m n e d fo r a lo n g tim e fro m a n a tta c k o f R h eu n u U <«m . 1 w is h to aay th a t y o u r R h e u m a tic C u re “ 5 D R O P S *" b a n c u r e d m e o f a l l m y t r o u b l e s , w h ic h w e re a ll caused by one c o m p l a i n t - heo- m a tis m . I b ad H e a r t T r o u b le . P ile s. B la d d e r T r o u b le a n d C o n « tip a lio u I w o u ld n o t t a k e IfcJO a n d do w ith o u t th e re m e d ie s e v e n i f it o n ly c u re d th e C a ta r r h fo r m e . w h ic h it has done. T h e re fo r e . I w illin g ly ta k e th e ag e n cy fo r th e sale o f y o u r m e d ic in e s , f o r t h e y a r e a b o o n t o m a n k i n d , t» ra te f u lly y o u rs . J W . D E N N I S . l i ‘ N o r m a l A v e .. B u flh lo . N . Y .. F e b . 8, lws. " 5 DROPS" cures K h e u r n a tis in . S c i a t ic a . N e u r a l g i a . D y s p e p s i a . B a c k a c h e . A s t h m a . H a y F e v e r , C a t a r r h . S le e p le s s n e s s . N e r v o u s u e s s . N e r v o u s a n d N e u r a lg ic H e a d - a c h e s . E a r a c h e . T o o t h a c h e . H e a r t W e a k n e s s . C r o u p , d w e l l i n g . L a G r i p p e . M a la r ia . C r e e p in g N u m b n e s s . CflO TlilDTV n i V t IflHCCB t o e n a b le s u ffe re r« to g iv e **3 D K O I* S " a t least a t r i a l , w e w ill eead a r UH IH IH II U H ld LUHHkil « a m p le b o ttle , p re p a id by m a ll, fo r X.'» cen ts. A sam p le b o ttle w il l c o n v in c e y o u . A ls o , la rg e b o ttle s iDXi dosesi fl.u o . 3 b o ttle s fo r fX-jo. N o t sold by dru g g ists, o a ly by ue a n d o u r agents. A g e n t s w a n t e d i n n e w t e r r i t o r y . W r ite us to d a y . S W A N S O N K H K C M A T 1 C C U K K C O .. 1 6 7 - 1 6 9 D e a r b o r n S u . C H IC A G O . I L L . 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