% M IS G E liù A N Y . HOW HE W AKENED GRANDMA. Mamma said “ Little one, go and see If grind mother’s ready to come to tea.’’ I knew I mnsn't disturb her, so I stepped as gently along tiptoe, A n d sto o d a moment to ta k e a peep— And there was grandmother fast asleep. I knew it was time for her to wake; I thought I’d give her a little shake. Or tap at her door, or softly mil; B u t I h a d n 't t h e h e a r t for that at all— She looked so s w e e t a n d q u ie t th e r e . Lying hack in her high arm-chair, W ith her dear white hair und a little smile. That means she's hiving you all the while. I didn’t make a speck of noise; I knew she was dreaming of little boys And girls who lived with her long ago, And then went to heaven—she had told me so. 1 went up close, and I didn't speak One word, but I gave her on the cheek The softest bit of a little kiss, Ju st in a whisjier, and rhen said this; “Grandma, dear, it’s time for tea.” She opened her eyes and looked at me. And sand: “Why, pet, I have just now dreamed Of a little angel who ramp and seemed To kiss me lovingly on my face.” She pointed lovingly at the very place. I never told her 'twos only me, I took her hand and went to tea. —Massachusetts rioughm an. ' HIS LAST CRIME. it , ITY my simplicity.** Simple Simpl« enough words. and yet, lisped llsj a s they w ere In Infantile accents by a little tnald of three, they struck an answ ering chord som ew here In the heart of the hardened crim inal who stood con­ cealed behind the heavy draperies of th e window. H e bad ground bis teeth and m ut­ tered h ard curses when, some m inutes before, his plain of action had been unexpectedly foiled by the entrance of th e child and her nurse. W hat business had they here? T his w as my lad y 's room, and as such should have been perfectly free from now until she retired for the n ig h t Lady H arrin g to n ’s Jewels had long been eagerly desired by the burgling profession, and now an excellent op­ p o rtu n ity had occurred In which to an­ nex them. Slippery Jim had been selected as the very m an to b ring the Job to a success­ ful Issue. U nder cover of a dull November night, he had fixed his ladder to the window, cl I iut>cd up, and effected an entrance. My lady w as a t dinner, and as J1m turned up a Jet of gas over the dress­ ing table, he liad congratulated him self ou his adroitness. Then had come a sound of hurrying f o o t s lt - p s , nnd quick as thought the gas w as lowered, and Jim hidden behind th e curtains. The u u rs • entered, carry­ ing her little charge, t h e spoiled d a r­ ling of the house. “ S l e e p with m uvver,” she had insist­ ed, when being p u t to bed in her ow n little cot, and to pacify her the nurse had brought her thither. Next, th e little ty ra n t persisted th a t her m other m ust p u t her into bed, and in response to a m essage from the nurse. L ady H arrin g to n had come h a s­ tily Into th e room. The young m other looked anxiously at th e 11 trie flushed face. “W h at is It, darling? Do you think she Is poorly, nurse?*’ “No, my lady, only a b it fractious, and I thought It best to hum or her.” “ Me w ants 'oo to h ear my ’pairs." Then had followed the repetition of the favorite nursery prayer, “G entle Jesus, meek and mild.” but It w as the third line, “P ity my sim plicity,” th a t bad struck th e answ ering chord In the bu rg ­ la r’s breast. W here had he heard th a t before? P ity my sim plicity! The words b u rn t Into his brain as he craw led close to the window. H e scarcely heeded w hat w as passing In the room, as he grim ly wondered a t th is seeming fam iliarity w ith a child’s prayer. Precious long tim e since he had thought of a prayer, not since his poor m other—a h i now he knew. I t w as the very p rayer he used to say to her as a tin y boy, and he rem em ­ bered th a t he alw ays stuck at th a t p a r­ ticular line, because he could not say “sim plicity.” How It all came back! It w as years and years since----- But Lady H arrin g to n w as p u tting her little d au g h ter Into bed. “Good night, d artin g ; m ake haste to go to sleep.” “N ight—n ig h t,” m urm ured the child, sleepily; then. “Oh. p retty, pretty!” and the tiny hands were pulling at the Jew ­ els th a t encircled her m other's th r o a t Lady H arrin g to n unclasped the neck­ lace, and put It In the little girl’s hand. “T here, M u rid shall have the pretty thing. If J>nly she will go to sleep.” The m other then le ft the room, cha rg- lng the nume to stay and take the neck­ lace from h er when she had fallen asleep. The nurse lln gerid until the little girl was fa st aalts-p, then looking nt th e necklace %till tightly clasped, m urm ured: “Poor little dear, she’s overtired. I sh a n 't d istu rb her to take the neck­ lace.” T hen she, too, left the room. The coast was now clear for Sllpjiery Jim . H e moved quickly tow ards the safe wherein lay the fam ous H arrin g ­ ton Jewels. W ith unusual ciJerity he applied hts biols and forced the lock. The heavy door sw ung hack. Jim ’s eyes glistened as he saw the num erous cases packed within. He opened one a fte r another, and gloated on the rare gems within. .W liat a haul! Enough to set the whole gang up for life. Ju st then a slig h t sound made him sta rt. H e look ed round quickly. No, the little girl w as still asleep. H e began to pack th e cases In Ills eajiaclouH hag, when an o th er sound m ade him pausp in his work. "H ang the child!” he thought, a n ­ grily, as he crept tow ards the bed. Though she had throw n the clothes buck a little, she was sleeping sound­ ly. Som ething glittered in her hand. I t wits the necklace, and much too vnluable to be le f t He tried to un­ clasp th e rosy fingers th a t had fas­ tened so tightly on tlielr treasure. Rud- denly, the blue eyes opened wide, but Jim held up his hand warulngly. “If yer cries out, little ’un. I’ll kill yer! Give me the necklace.” The blue eyes kicked wonderingly at Slippery Jim . T heir ow ner liad never been addressed In such rough language before. “Give me the necklace,” he repeated, tnd pnlled It from her roughly. The rosy Ups trem bled, and big tears lath ered and fell. Jim felt a strange |ualm as the little face puckered, and ihe trted to repress her sobs. “ ’Oo ’ave taken my m uvver’s Dr«ttr P tings. ’Ooo naughty bad m an! Does ’oo ever say ’oo ’pairs?” Jim shook his head, und she Jumped up, and kneeling lu the lied, raised her piping treble: “ D ear Dod, this Is a very had, wicked man, lie doesn’t say any 'pairs. Please make him say Ids ’p airs.” “Look here, young 'un, s l o w th a t and get Into bed agin, or the bogies'll come a rte r yer.” „ “ D oesn't mind bogles at all. ’Go say ’pairs Just once, and then uie’ll go to sleep,” she entreated. The m arvel to Jliu w as her u tte r fe a r­ lessness of 1dm. To pacify her, nnd In his hurry to he gone, he complied. It was a stran g e sight, the p retty . In­ nocent child, clad in her w hite night­ gown, kneeling close to the dark, evil- looking man, who laid been “w an ted ” for m any a deed of robbery and vio­ lence. P u ttin g his hands together, ns she di­ rected, he repeated a fte r her the verse she had said at her m other's knee; but at the line " l ’ity my sim plicity,” Jim 's voice stuck. A great lump rose in his throat, nnd nn unw onted m oisture dimmed hts eye«. A nother scene canto vividly before him. A poorly-furnished room, nnd in it n little lad w ith his hands Joined in pray er at hts m other’s knee. H eavens! th a t little lad was himself. W hat years and years of sin and misery lay betw een th a t sin and this! Who w as he to be thus tau g h t by a little child? H ardened, deeply-dyed crim inal as he was, a flush of sham e rose to his cheek. “ 'G o's crying,” said the little girl. “D on't cry, me so sorry," and she hi id her soft cheek against his, and patted his hand affectionately. “Go’s a nice man uow, and me love ’oo.” “Look ’ere, little 'un, 'e re ’s yer neck­ lace; you keep It tight, and lie down nnd go to sleep. Jim w on't h u rt yer, but ye'll gtve him a kiss for It.” The little m outh w as uplifted; aud Slippery Jim took a kiss from those sw eet lips. It sent a thrill through his whole fram e, nnd w ent fa r to the softening of his heart. In a fte r years he w as wont to look back to th a t kiss as the beginning of his salvation. Then he laid the little girl lu her bed, and tucked her up ns carefully and gently as her m other had done. “Good night, little 'un, yer leetle knows wot ye've done for me. Good night, and though It h a lu 't for the likes of me to say It, heaven bless yer!” Then, quickly replacing the whole of the Jewel cast's In the safe. Slippery Jim stole out of the window.—S atu rd ay E vening Tost. E FFE C T OF NAVAL TRAINING. C h a n g ed th e D is p o s itio n o f th e Box W h o W en t to Rea. “So your boy has gone to the w ar,” said the lady w ith her arm s full of package« to her friend who w as hav­ ing an eighth of a yard of ribbon charg­ ed. “H e would go," w as the tearfu l re­ sponse. “1 do hope nothing will hap­ pen to him ." “T here won’t,” said the elderly lady, optim istically. “I had a boy In the navy onee, and It was the m aking of him. Didn’t you know th a t? It was John, the one th a t’s the m ayor of a tow n in D akota now. 1 tell you th at John was a wild boy,’’ she continued as they walked out of the store togeth­ er. “H e used to m ake my h eart ache m auy a tim e w ith his capers, and above all he w as so u tterly shiftless. He w as Idle, careless in his m anners and speech, and so untidy. I declare It took all the rest of the fam ily to pick up things a fte r him aud keep him from looking like a tram p. “H e w as a dreadful trial, h u t 1 w as nearly wild w hen he cam e home one day and declared th a t he w as going In­ to the navy. T here w asn 't any w ar then, but I knew th a t there w as a chance of Ids getting drow ned or killed some way, and then the had company and all th a t, and I fairly cried, but fa th e r said to let him go, as his m orals couldn’t be h u rt very much, and it was Just as well to have Idin d ro w m d a s go to Jail. A w ful thing to say, w a sn 't it? B ut John certainly was a case. “Well, anyhow he w ent, and he was gone for a little more than three years. W hen he cam e home, my! How he had grown, so big and strong, but Ft w asn’t th a t surprised me most. I never saw such a change In his ways. He w as good-natured and obliging, never w anted anyone to w ait on him, and as for neatness—I dechtre he beat any­ thing I ever saw! We gave him Ills old room, and, do you know, he w ouldn't let me or his sisters touch It. He kept everything In order himself, and th e 'w a y he packed aw ay things w as a caution. And how handy he was! You’d never believe It. Well, I Just tell you I was proud of him, and I’ve blessed the navy from th a t day to this.”—Chicago Tlmes-IIeraJd. W r it in g * W e ll-K n o w n S o n g . Sir A rthur Sullivan says th a t he w’rote his “Lost Chord” while w atch­ ing a t the bedside of a sick brother. One night the patient had for a tim e fallen Into a peaceful sleep, and as Sir A rth u r w as sitting as usual by the bed­ side, he chanced to come across some verses of Adelaide P roctor’s w ith which he had once before been very much Impressed. Now, In the stIUuess of the night, he read them over again, and alm ost as he did so he conceived th eir musical equivalent. A stray sheet of music paper w as a t hand, and he began to w rite. Slowly the music grew and took shape, until, becoming quite ahsorlied In It, he determ ined to finish the song. In a short tim e It w as com­ plete, and not long a fte rw a rd s In the publisher’s hands. I t Is estim ated th a t not less th an u quarter-m illion copies of this song have been published. T h e B id W a s U n d e r s iz e . The W aahlngton Post Is responsible for th is piece of capital gossip; A bright little Itoy -one of the pages In the senate—« a t a t one of tike senate en­ trances the other day, w'lien a lady np- proached him with a visiting card in her hand. “ WU1 you hand this to Senator B lank?” she said. “ I cannot,” retried the boy, “for all cards intjst he taken to the east lobby.” The woman w as Inclined to be angry and w ent aw ay m uttering. Then a thought struck her, and taking out her pocket book «he found a 23-eent piece. W ith It In her hand she went back to the hoy. “ Here, my lad,” she said, In a coax­ ing tone, “ here Is a q u a rte r to take my card In.” * “M adam,” said the hoy, w ithout a moment’s hesitation, “ I am ¡wild a larger salary than th a t to keep cards out.” The Intense love of an old toper for liquor ^oes to prove th a t fam iliarity doesn’t alw ays breed absolute con­ te m p t One touch of the m illiner's fingers m akes the whole fem inine world akJn. A LITTLE HEROINE. Nervous People A P a t h e t i c S to r y o f th e S ie g e o f Sur- Baron Lejeune, who played a con­ spicuous part at the siege of Saragossa during tlie Peninsular war, n a rra te s in his “ Meinoirvs” a singular story of th a t terrible time, a story th at siieaks eq u al­ ly well for the chivalry of the soldiers of l-'rance and for the courage of a Spanish girl. T here hail been fearful carnage w ith ­ in the walls of the u n fortunate city; even the « in v e n ts und m onasteries were reeking with evidences of w ar-I fa n ', and the Inhabitants of Saragossa were In a ilcs|M*r;itc plight. A baud of Polish soldiers, lielonglng to the French arm y, had l*«-n stationed ou guard a t a certain point, w ith orders to lire upon any Spaniard who m ight pass thorn. Suddenly a girl of alam t fifteen years of age aiqiearisl among them. A cry of w arning w as heard on every side as she Approach«!, hut the child seemed not to hear. She only continued to u tte r one ceaseless and piercing wall, “ Mia m adre! mía m adre!” as «he hurried from one group of dead and woundisl Spaniards to another. It seion ta'cam e evident th a t she was In search of the body of her mother, nnd the pale, ngonlztd Lice of the child, whose filial love had made her alm ost Insensible to danger, touched the sol­ diers’ hearts w ith pity. A moment later a despairing cry nn- Oounclug th a t she had found th a t for w hich she had risked her life. The Follsh guards w atched her movements w ith som ething like aw e as she stooped and tenderly w rapped the m utilated form of the dead woman In a cloak aud liegan to drag It aw ay. Suddenly the girl paused und seized a heavy c a rt­ ridge box th a t lay In her path, w ith an energy th a t seemed alm ost sup eraab urul. H er frail, delicate form sw ayed and staggered beneath the w eight of her burden, hut sh e did not hesitate. A thrill of mingled horror and ad ­ m ira’Ion till«l the astonished w atchers as they perceived th a t there, before their very faces, she w as taking from them an Instrum ent for futuro ven­ geance upon them. T he Inhabitants of the besieged city w ere alm ost destitu te of am m unition, and the m otherless d aughter sought to p i t Into the hands of her countrym en a m eans by which her w rongs m ight he in some degree avenged. B ut the strain w as becoming alm ost more th au she could bear; she stu m ­ bled, and a cry of te rro r broke from her 11;«. T he Polish soldiers glanced from one to another, and then, moved by a chivalrous Impulse, they lowered sabre und m usket, nnd ns w ith one ac­ cord a hundred voices called out, “Do not be afraid, little one! W e will not hurt you.” And the Spanish maiden passed w ith her gruesom e burilen betw een a double Line of her country’s foes, who made a silent salute us she crossed th e ir Ismn- larit-s and returned to her desolate home. ORIGIN OF LACE. In v en ted by a E u rop ean W om an as L u te o s th e F if t e e n th C e n tu r y . In an Interceding article on the sub- J«-t "Lace,” In tlie W om an’s Home Companion, Grlena L. Shackleford, a f­ ter giving the history of machine-made tare, goes to say: “H and-m ade lace has a history far moro fascinating. Some have supposed th a t It originated lu Egypt, the Luid th a t gave b irth to nearly till the a rts; but search diligently as you may nial you will never discover in m um m y's toiub, en sculpt u n d or pahrted w all or In any archacfoglcal find w hatever the pictorial or a ctu al rem ains of tills poetic tissue; neither Is then- docum en­ tary evidence of Its presence tbere. Gansos and nets, tine muslins nnd ex­ quisite embroideries, fringes, k n o tto l and plait,«1, you may m «< wtth fre­ quently, but th is fabric w ithout a foun­ dation. this ethereal t« xtlle, r.uiivd by the Italian s punto In aria (stitch In air', you will never chance upon. W hy? Because It did not exist before the fif­ teenth century; because it was Invitu- ed by the Burop«>an woman, form ing her coiitrlhuidiin to the Renaissance, and w as unknow n to Orientals, who have even uow no love for Its pale per­ fection, and do not use It In their cos­ tum es nor !n household decorations. Its lack of color m akes it unlovely in their eyes. “ Fanciful stor1e9 have been woven to acisiunt for the Invention of the art. and the htmor has b « 'n claim ed by both Venice and Flanders. Yet It did not at once spring lute being in full perfec­ tion, hut was rath er nn evolution and came by fb'gns's. “In punto lagllato (cut point) w e first perceive a groping In Its direction, for w ith the piercings of w hite em broidery we have a lighter effect. In draw n- work (punto tlrato) another stop was gained, and In reticulated grounds or netw ork we have a decided advance. Vpon this net the p a tte rn w as d a rtu d In. and In France It w as call«d lacla, the nean-fi: w unl we have to lace. A fter these efforts came a total emaneljiu- tlon from all foundations, and the pun­ to In orla w as an assured f a c t ‘T h e first lace. It Is thought, was made w ith the needle (point), the p a t­ tern being traced upon parchm ent or paper and tlie outlines m ark«! by a thread caught now and then to the paper to keep It In place. Upon this scaffolding the slight superstructure w as built, and the method Is still the same. Soon a fte rw a rd the bobbins came In as a factor, and th e needle and the bobbins rem ain to this day the only m eans employed to produce hand­ m ade lace. So th a t all of It resolves It­ self Into the two generic kinds—point, which Is m ade by the needle, and pil­ low, by the bobbins; or there may he a composite article, mode by both.” N ot E a s ily K ille d . Are great suITt ri rs and they «lesurve sym­ pathy rather than censure. Their blood Is poor ami thin anti their nerves are con­ sequently weak. Hneb jieople find relief and cure in flood’s Sarsaparilla is-cause It purities and enriches tlie blood und gives it jsiwcr to feed, strengthen anti sustain the nerv«‘s. If you ure nervous anil can­ not si«ep, take llootl's Rursuparilla und realize its nerve strengthening |>ower N e w J e t s e y to th e F o r e . The good roads movement aiqs>ai-s to have taken a firm hold on public opin­ ion In New Jersey, says the Philadel­ phia Lt'dger. Tli«' fact was iq-ought out nt the hearing before Governor Voorhees recently relative to the ro:nl appropriation and w Id«' tire bills re­ cently pass«'«! by the L egislature. The la tte r bill, which Is intended to encour­ age the use of will«' tires on road w ag­ ons, did not seem to have so many ad­ vocates as the hill to make good roads, though there was no opposition to It. hut tliero was a singular unanim ity of sentim ent am ong representatives of all 8<»etltcr«M9t1oc R tu d y . P ortland, HtipL 111.—(To the Editor.) — W hen Joo Meek and Liisho Apple- gate anil Ghriwtopher Columbus pro- dieted th a t tho Northwest was going to develop into a rich and productive region and th a t cities and towns were I going to spring up all over it, they earnetl medals for veracity th a t wore never awarded to them . But tho peo­ ple who camo after them aro enjoiyng tho fruits of tiieir prediction«, and w ill throw flowers on the graves of those prophets. For the N orthw est has developed and is developing, und Portland is one of the p iettiest places on the coast. It was wise forethought on the part of het pioneer people to plant shaile trees along the sidos of the streets, for now they add beauty to tho landscape, and in no city of the world do they show to hi tle r advantage. P o rtla n d ’s sh e e ts C o«t o f B r o k e n S t o n e R o n d s aro well shaded by day arid well lig h t­ The cost of broken stone for building ed by night, for the wonderful electric roads Is not so great as m any suptwse. current ______ ______ is «veryw hete and ever mady to It can be bought nt the crushers for 40 uid hum anity, cents per solid yard, and the railroads 1 P o rtla n d ’s business streets are well will freight It forty uilles, or less, a t paved aud full of life, ami her business about 60 cents per cubic yard, m aking honra» contain everything nts-ded for a total of 00 cents; but suppose we the use of ruan. Her homes are neat call It f l . Then If the roadli«! Is nine and tasteful and in man> eases elegant, feet wide nnd the stone Is piled on a and stand in spots where not many foot deep, a cubic yard will cover three years ago flouirshod tho fir forest feet linear, a t a cost of $1, making one P ortalnd people are enterprising, tulle, 1,780 yards, cost as many dollars. and invite the people of the whole But as only alxuit nine luches are nec­ Northwest to oome and visit them this essary, one-fourth of this am ount, or fall,-and to entertain their guests they f4W, should lie deducted, m aking the have arranged to hold the Oregon In ­ exact am ount only $1,320, which Is dustrial Exi«)Sitiun from September 22 cheap enough for a first-class road, the to Gctober 22. Portland people have m aterial for which m ust lie brought subscribed f 12,000 in bar«! cash to pay the expenra of th is exposition, and it forty miles by rail.—Indiana Farm er. will he one of the grandest events th a t F la n k R o a d s. ever occurred In the Northwest. Next to m aeadnm iz«! and gravel It w ill contain everything to make roads plunk roads uro the best and con- it attractive, interesting and in stru c­ s««iuently the c h e a p e st Plank roads tive. There w ill be tho ban«! coneerts may lie built where other m aterials every afternoon and evening by Ben­ cannot be had. They should be con­ n e tt's full m ilitary hand of 32 pieces, structed of hard, wel!-season«l tim ber, and it w ill be the finest music ever planks 3 by H and 8 feet long hild cross­ heard In the NoithwesL Tho wonder­ wise on throe parallel rows of sleeper» ful llegelm ans have been engaged, and t by 12 and IS feet long, laid w ith they will atnuze the audience with “broken Joints.” W ith tltnlier nt $tl their great aerial acrobatic feats. All per 1,000 such a road can be built, with sorts of new and attractive am usem ents “tu rn outs” every SOO feet, for 12,1*00 will be given in connection w ith the per mile. Many plank roads have been exposition, and there will be a repre- built in New York, Virginia aud Michi­ 1 sen ta t ion of Southern plantation life, gan, w here they have proved highly aud free cooking lectures, and a baby satisfactory The average life of such show and ch ildren’s carnival and a 1 road 1« tw elve years.—Louisville lady’s departm ent, and a school ex­ h ib it and a manual training ««-ohol in Courier-Journal. i opsratiun every day. Everything will RECEN T INVENTIONS. ■ he on a magnificent scale throughout, ' ami every ¡«Orson who visits the exposi- Pulvcrlz«-«! vulcanized ruber Is being . ' tion will find som ething new and novel, placed Inside pueum atte tiros to gather , to in teiest, instruct or amuse them. arouud a sm all drop «if cement Intro- ’ One of the sjiecial features will he the iluet-d through tlie puncture and con­ wedding in public, w hich is open free fine the cement to a sm all spot around to all couples, and the new ly-inaiiicd the hole and mend the puncture, the* onee are generously remembered with q u antity of rulx'r lielug large enough wi'diling pri-eents. to mend n num ber of punctures. Your correspondent was at th e Expo­ A handy nail puller has an ordinary sition linililing to-lay and saw the a r­ ham m er head pivoted ou the section of rangem ents being made for the great the douhh'-spriug shank which carries (air, and noted th a t there was going to It. the othi'r si'ctlnn Ix-lng used to press be a btg display of all the fruits, against the oi>| <«It«’ shank and close grains, grasses, vegetables and commer- tlie Jaw s which a re formed nt the ends eiul tim ber produced in the N orthwest, of the double shank, causing them to an«l good, solid gold medals costing grip ihe nail nnd draw It when the |? 0 each an* going to be awarded for the best exhibit«. handle is tilted. Tin* exposition building la an im ­ H iram Maxim, the English eunmnk- er. has Invented a ’« autom atic gun. in mense structure 200x400 f««et, suitably which the recoil li used to dislodge a divid«l off. The grand music hull is fresh cartridge from th«> magazine nnd 100x200 feet and three stories high, throw It luto a carrier, which Inserts with an arched glass roof. The build­ It In the breech of the gun as the old ing cost $150,000, an*l it is convenient- shell Is throw n out. the niw hanism lv located being w ithin easy walking being operated by a series of coiled | distance ot the hotels and business springs, which nre all set by the dis- | part of the city, or reached from any charge of the gun, and released In turn t part on a tive-cent fare on street-cars th a t pass its doors. to operate the m echanism. All the railroad and steamboat lines Griddle cakes can be quickly turned i are going to make special low rates to by a new utensil which consists of a the exposition from all parts of the flat blade, provided w ith two Journal N oithw est, and the admission toe is boxes to carry both ends of the spring- only going to be 25 «'ills, children 10 w ire handle, one of the boxes being cents. People who attend will remom- rigid and the other pivoted so th at a j her it ae one of the pleasant events of grip on the handle causes the blade to theit live«. R. ro tate half way by springing the wires Conductiony o f L i g h t n i n g R o d s . past each other. Some interesting exiierim ents bearing on the conductivity of lightning con­ T h e A d v a n ta g e s o f I.aw n Tcnnl«. J. l'a n n ly Parot. the noted tennis ductors have h«'n made by Professor player, contributes an article to the S t K w h, as re|iorted in Industries and Nicholas on "I-aw n Tennis for Rchoo] ; Iron. lie form«! a chain several yards Boys.” Mr. I'a re t says: Golf may be J long w ith links of iron oxide, and more popular tvltb our older relatives, placed it in circuit w ith tho accum u­ but for boys and younger nion In whom lator cells ami a galvanometer, the the vigor of youth and the love o f ex­ ohain being in a room 230 yards from citem ent have not yet faded, It cannot the galvanom eter. When a spark was take Uio place of law n tennis. Any discharged in the vicinity of the chain, sport th a t offers the coveted excite­ the deviation of tho galvanom eter ment, aud is w ithout the danger of showed th a t the resistenceof the circuit overdoing the exercise through enthn- was reduced to one-thousandth of its siastn. deserves popularity, and lawn normal value, and in a second experi- tennts Is (w rtlcularly ad ap t« ! to young j m eut the resistance fell to one ten- people for this reason. It has proved thousandth of the normal. From th«»e a w onderful training school for luima- experim ents Professor Koch finds an ture organs; for the play develops a ' explanation why lightning conductors keen eye. steady nerves, strong arm s, with poor conductivity are nevertheless quick Judgment, and furnishes plenty effective In thunderstorm s. The oseil- of exercise In great variety, w ithout ations produce*! provoke an enormous the severity of physical strain that pro­ redaction of resistance at the proper in­ duces the alinorm a' lungs of the ru n ­ stunt to facilitate tlie flow of tho cu r­ ner, the hollow chest of the bicycle rent through the oonductor. rider, or tho en larg « l heart of the oars­ Tin is one of tho oldest known m et­ man. als. Tlie Chinese have used it in the It Is a game, too, th a t does Dot call for unusual qualifications In the begin­ fabrication of th eir brasses and bronzes ner, and physical capabilities do not from tim e im m em orial. argue particularly In bis favor. To play The introduction of electric light in the gam e well -even to become an ex­ tlie Roman catacombs hue been chroni­ p e rt-d o e s not require pow erful arm s cled already. Now it is proposed to or legs, great height or weight, or even light the galleries of the great pyramids particu lar speed or agility. H eight ua- of Egypt in like m anner. donbtedly Is nn advantage to a good It is said th at rustics who live on a tenuis play««r; but strength Is little In his favor, and weight not n.t nil. Tall bread and m ilk diet nearly always have m«'n nnd short men, stout men and thin thick hair to an advanced a g o . w hile men, strong men and weak men, all people who lunch ami dine on meat have been st^-eessful tennis plnyers. I rarely have thick hair after 23. W A G O N S IM ritO V K It. have even know n a player with but one anti, one who was l«i«lly lame tit the The new improved Stoughton wagons hip, and still another who had tho use stand tlie racket. Three more >-ar loads are of only one eye, and yet all playisl the on the wav. I t pays to have the best. Write for free catalogue. JOHN POOLE, game well. sole agent, foot of Morrison street, Port­ land, Or. New B oston In d u s try . Mending ns an o«-eupatlon Is looking Unrici intei national law warships in up. The latest repair Shop In Boston distress for lack of coal may purchase which prom ises to em ancipate women enough at u neutral |*ort to carry them from tho tbralldom of putting braids hack hack to the nearest port of their on gow n-skirts, etc., also announces In own country. connection: “ B uttons sew id on prop­ I shall recommend Piso’s Cure tor Con­ erly, 1 cent each.” Not king since It was found necessary to kill a certain vicious elephant, and two physicians were appointed execu­ tioners. Tlwy fxs ’ ’4 P e rfu c i Typo of tho H¡ghost Order of E ¡cellenco in m a n u fa c tu re ." (>l*ciix in P O R T L A N D , SE I^T E M B E R 22. Breakfast E v -51 O C T O B E R 22, 18% . T he F in e st Miid f.ruHti st E k JfOSÍtiOt) In th e Not t J went It «rviipil (,v <1c< p ttilu k a r« th a t tin g ro w th < u t h o 'a irn n g e i race "f p en p h Is d a e tn th e la rg e sale of H o s te tte r ’»* S to m ach llllte i- wrhtcti Is th e b est m e d ic in e for c o stlv e tie-s, dyn|>iq> in, fev er, ag u e a n d nil n e rv o u s tro u b le s T ry o n e b o ttle T ry tSchlillng'H Itexl tea an d b ak in g powder. P e o p le In L ap’and, It is said, dress fashions have not changed for 1,000 years. O F . S O C IA L IS M . Gats can swim if they only care to exert them selves sufliciently. The ancient E gyptians used to fish with thorn on the Nile, according to the rep­ resentations on walls and so forth th a t have come dow n to-us. G ood ! horïiciiuursi . ihö « Absolutely Pure, bclicintts, Nutritious. , - C osts LfcSS Tuan O HE GEHT a Sop, Be sure that you gel the ( «cnulnc Article, field r a n P n x ftw t« of O regon a n d v. a - h ln g lu o * 111 be dlhpln}«d in w o n d e r f u l |*roft»M »on hi<*ht< i lu g m o re v a rie tie s th a n ev«*r fwiore g a th e re d to g e th e r in o tic e x h ib i . £010, SILÏfH HO BfiQIZE « [ » I S iS « S H W ill III made at LXJkCHE>TLtt. M ASS, by I M a r v e l o i i s lr I t le h tsp e e tn ie u a fr o m Our T h e re 1« m o re C a ta rrh In th is se etio n t,f th e WALTER BAKER & CO. Ltd. G o ld , tsllv o r a n d « Ith e r -M ines. c o u n tr y th a n nil o th e r »lisem*«-« p u t to g e th e r, a n d u n til th e last few years w m suptKim *1 to tie 178a. In c u ra b le For a g re a t m an y y e a r- a o c to rs pro- n o u n e e d it a lo cal d i-i a-< , a n d p re sc rib e d local A M M A M rem ed ies, a n d by c o n s ta n tly fa ilin g to e a r t w ith local tr e a tm e n t, p ro n o u n c e d it in c u ra b le . C o n s id e r W e ll l i e f o r e A c t in g . Fetone.e bus p ro v e n e a t a t r h to tie a e o ti-tltu - tlo n a l d ise ase, a n d tie r f r> -req u ire s eo n a tito - H a- b e e n en g ag ed i >r th e MCaarm “ Because an acquaintance ol yours tl«*nal tr e a tm e n t H a ll’s C a ta rrh «’’a r e . m a n ­ ti!* tilte d by b I I'h e n e y A Co . T ided... O hio, has a set of plate teeth th a t are giving Is ih i o n ly v n - tltu tto iia l c u re o n th e m a rk e t good satisfaction is not always a guar- It Is ta k e n In te rn a lly In doses iro in 10 d ro p s u* i . . . . A e t o n n d liii; A prirti F e a ta a n d A < -o b a tt« a teasp.M infat n acts d lr t . tly o n th e blood ' »«»» y«u < »<« meet w ith the same Ferì«» rui a a n d m u co u s su rfa c e s ol th e sy stem T h ey offer results when your teeth are all extract- o n e h u n d r e d d o lla r - lo r an y etutc it fails t< e«l, for there are a great per cent of c u re . S en d for c ir c u la r- a n d tc-tim onlnl*. Ad d ress. F J. C H E N E Y & CO , T o le d o , O. mouths th a t will not tolerate a plate of V e r y L o n K a ta « o u a l l K aH ronsl«. S eid t y 1 iru g g l-1 -, Tie tny kind, and the only way you can de­ H a ll's F a ta lly F ills a r e th e best. E stablishes Bennett’s Renowned Military Bant u <«» a . All deserts are situated where Un­ winds from the octian, before reariiing them are exhausted of their m oisture by passing over m ountains or across extensive tracts of land. No h o u se h o ld is c o m p le te w ith o u t a b o ttle ot th e fam o u s Jesse M oore W h isk ey . It is a p u re a n d w h o leso m e s t i m u l a n t re c o m m e n d e d by all p h y sic ia n s. D o n ’t n e g le c t th is n ecessity There are 908 registered distilleries in North Carolina, V irginiu has 518, and K entucky 377. CITS Fernjanerttly Cared. N** n ta o r ttervoapnes ll,s * use of Hr- K h ae’- Or.wt N erve It, - t o n r . Send for F K F . K » « . o o u ta l bottle and treatise. HR. R. H- K l .l t f K l b 1 sue A rch street, Philadelphia, F it K l e c l r l e H c m o s tw t. Lawsjon Tate of London has been giv­ ing successful exhibitions of tlie virtues of bis new electric hem oetat, intended for the arrest of bleeding in surgical operations. A platinum w ire, ar­ ranged to carry a current, is enclosed in the blades of a pair of steel forceps or any other requisite utensil, the wire being insulate.) by a be.] of b u rn t pi;ie cliy . In practice a current of suitable voltage is turned on, the artery seized and compressed, and in a few seconds the tissues and th e arterial walls are so agglutinized th a t the passage of bliHxl is reudered impossible. The tem p eratu retm p lo y ed is almut 180 de- grees F ahren h eit, showing a great differ­ ence between th is and the electric cau­ terizing in stium ents, and th e necessity for a ligature is removed. A D N I48I' N. term ine th is fact is by a tr ia l,” «3ys Dr. Thomas II. W hite, at the n o rth ­ A d u lt« . 2 5 C e n t» . C h ild r e n , K» C en t« east oorner ol Morrison and F o u rth streets. “ When your n atu ral teeth " B U Y T H E C E N U I N E ~ iiave been all taken out th e plate is the only recourse, and if you are u n fo rtu ­ nate enough to have a m outh th a t will not retain a plate, misery the rest of ... M ANU7AC TV;iED BY ... your life will be the ultim ate result. Therefore it is ol vital im portance to C A LIFO R N IA FIO S Y R U P CO. I V KOTE T H i; K A K E . keep your natural teeth as long as pos­ sible. It is not always necessary to CURE YOURSELF! have your teeth extracted because they I’a* Big for MUAmtur«! are «leimyed even to the gum niurgin, , irritktii.ii« ur ol<«rati« or because they pain you and you can of k.QCoDF ntcisSran a. r a ia h a a , sa d ¿«tilo« not use them in such condition, for 95 nt b u s Oti e ? Co. *• t r- per cent of such teeth can be restored Ä*jld by I>rn* giMa, to a good, healthy an«l serviceable con­ •ar v-nt lu phUb * n tM br vxpr.««. rr*-Vai.|. d ition. The progr«5ss of dental science •I <•», ur 3 lodlh«, Cir — M*bt uct r»Njt2t» 'ir ular bas made it easy for an up-to-«late den­ tist to reproduce tbe lost parts of those S P R IK C EYE CRAIN organs, m aking them thoroughly reli­ BAC N E E D L E S........ able in every sense. Plain or wit»» < utter. T b e beat nnedle tn it».- u»ar- Itet. I •’•M by all nat-lt “ W hen there are but few teeth or eral uierchairtliae «lore*, or by F u r aak. bj ail <*. 3b. ’»d. gret your investigation, and will, I feel C.\ w rl tt«»t t o adkerttsM T* |»le sure,alw ays rem em ber th is suggestion.** r*ntl«»n iln « |»M|»«*r. SYRUP OF FIGS a l »Ui MCI QL’S OPIUM D m . I s & U IERY T h e O ld e a t L o v e L e t t e r . The oldest love letter in the world is in the B ritish museum. Il is a pro­ posal oi m arriage for the hand of an E gyptian princess, and it wa6 made 3,500 years ago. It is in the form of an insert tie* 1 brick. Cawston à. Co. S u c « a « i 16 H P >ir«faq t Ca S tr a n < e M o d e o f S u ic id e . A favorite m«wle of suicide among the African tribes who dwell near Lake Nyassa is for a native to wade into the la* -• and calmly wait for a crocodile to op 'll its mouth and swallow him . OPEN LETTERS FROM J e n n ie E. O r e e n a n d M rs. H a r r y H a rd y . J knnie G bk k n , E D enm ark, Iowa, w rites to Mrs. Pinkham ; •• I had been sick a t my m onthly periods for seven years, and tried alm ost everything I ever heard of, b u t w ith o u t any b en efit Was troubled w ith backache, hendache, pains In the shoulders and dl-.ziness. T hrough my m other I w as Imlueed to try Lydia E. Plnkham ’s V egetable Compound, nnd it has done me so much good. I am now sound and w elL” H akht H abdy , Mrs. Riverside, low», w rites to M ra Pinkham th e sto ry of h e r stru g g le w ith serious ovarian tro u ­ ble, aud the benefit she received from th e use of Lydia E. rin k h a m ’s Vege­ table CompouniL T his Is h er le tte r: “ Bow th a n k fu l I am th a t I took y our medicine. I w as tro u b led for tw o years w ith inflam m ation of th e womb and ovaries, womb was also very low. I was in co n stan t misery. 1 had h e a rt trouble, w as sh o rt of b re a th and could n o t w alk five blocks to save my life. Suffered very m uch w ith my bock, had headache all th e tim e, was nervous, m en stru atio n s w ere Irreg u lar and painful, hail a bad discharge and was troubled w ith bloating. I w as a p erfect w reck. H ad doctored and ta k e n local tre a tm e n ts, b n t still was no b etter. I w as advised by one of my neighbors to w rite to you. I have now finished the second bottle of Mrs. Pink- h am 's V egetable Compound, and am b e tte r in every w ay. I am ab le to do a ll my own work and con w alk nearly a mile w ith o u t fatig u e; som ething I h ad not been able to do for over tw o years. Y our m edicine has done me more good th a n a ll th e doctors.’’ ATÍ.AS F S d lh K S A.\¡> fíOlLERS. 171 FOURTH ST.. OPP. FIRE OEPT. HEADQUARTERS. PORTLAHO. OR W » xh 1 6 CAL. S IZ E $ 3 0 OO YOUR LIVER WRES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use | lu t im e S o ld b y d ru g g is ts . IZ] P T I O N C O N SU M 3 C A L S IZ E SIS.OO I n c lu d in g S upply ot C h e m ica l C h arg e* w ith E ach . Am erican Type F ou n d ers C om pany SSSSSSSSSSSSSk ■ i r E V E R Y TH IN G FOR THE PRINTER.... We lead and originate fashions in.,.. TYPE Cor. Second and Stark Sts. ..... PORTLAND. ORizOON S » » » » » S » t l Ei » S »»SS» m H l H H H S A B e a u tifu l P resen t starch sold. These presents are in the form ol Beautiful Pastel Pictures They are 13x19 inches in size,and are entitled as follows: L ila c s a n d W il d P a n s ie s . A m e r ic a n P o p p ie s . A r m str o n g , M oore** R e v e a le d R e m e d y w ill d o It. T h ree doses w ill m ak o you feci b e tte r . G et i t from yo u r dru R g ist o r an y w h o lesale d r u g h o u se , or Uom S te w a rt A H olm es D rug Co., S eattle. d io iu «* bl ....... R E D U C E D P R IC E S ......... doing to Business College ? Is it Wronc? Get it Right. Keep it Right. h - ••C h a m p io n ’* C h e m ica l F ire E n g in e s, H ook a n d {.ad d er T ruck*. H -« c ('art* . S team ­ er*. F ire H y d ran t* , u n d * fu ll sto c a of F ire D e p a rtm e n t S u p p lies. • • h t- jr s t« n C * C a t i o n F i r e !•«»•«•, h a v in g a re c o rd for ’.« * r\ i< . th a t c a n n o t be e q u a lle d . It is th e !a‘»t m a d e , se n d fo r * sa m p le a n d ) o n w id le a rn w hy l l t s h c o r k F i r e E i l l n ^ t i t i h c r a . T h e ••R abcock” is th e re* e?: r vd « • a n d a r le * - tin jtu ls h e r u n iv e rs a lly used in th e F 'r e I e j-a rtn ie n t S ervice. Every e w n g u n l t r « av- ln a th is p la n t is teste d .<*■ ¡»ound» to th e s q u a re in c h , a lth o u g h th e w* r k in e t re**i.rc i* o n ly * b u t lw I*ounda. M ade o ‘ h eav y so lid copj>er. w ith a sp' u n tu p ; n o r iv e te d Jo in t* ; lias a shut-off nozzle, w h ereb y th e o p e ra to r c a n c o n tr o l tn e s tre a m , th i* beili»; th e m« #t e sse n tia l p o in t in a fire e x ttn g u i'J ie r . B ew are of a n y fire ex tin fru is h v r n o t h a v in g a shut-off, lest it he a c h e a p ly c o n ­ s tr u c te d m a c h in e , n o t c a p a b le of c o n fin in g tlie p re ss u re d ite ra te d ■ h e a p im ita lio u s are on th e m a rk e t, m ad e of lig h t m a te ria l, w ith riv e te d jo in ts , a n d so ch eap ly c o n ­ s tr u c te d a* n o t to be ab le to h o ld th e p re ss u re w ere it co n fin ed for b u t s Do n«,t ta il to le a rn w h a t a n d how we te a c h . F O K T tA N D RV61KES8 t ’OLLEOK, P o rtla n d , O regon. C a ll,o r w r its V isitor* alw a y s w el­ com e. A. ? . P rin c ip a l. WHEAT 304 First Avc^ S , Seattle.. Wash. A. Q . 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L ila c s a n d Ir is . 1 These rare pictures, four in number, by the renowned pastel ait st. ' R. LeRoy, of New York, have been chosen from the very ch< icest subjects i in his studio and are now offer«l for the first time to the publi The pictures are accurately reprodu« ed in all the colors used in the orig- [ inals, and are pronounced by competent critics, works of art. i Pastel pictures are the correct thing for the home, nothing surpassing ol color and aim artistic merit. 1 them in beauty, richness s of ! One of these pictures 1 will be given away 1 with eacn package of __________ _ _ w 1 purchased of your grocer. It is the best laundry starch on th< market ™nd 1 ts sold for to rents a package. Ask your grocer for this starch and eei a 1 beautiful picture. Elastic Starch ALL 6R0CERS KEEP ELASTI9 STARCN. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE i . . ‘ - -T T 1 i m H f IIM1